Thread 215751039

7th SS Volunteer Mountain Division "Prinz Eugen" edition.

leftypol cracking open a cold one

>>215751094
I was doing this on a near weekly basis at university lmfao.

thinking about that girl i kissed in a night club 10 years ago
she's probably taken 1000 miles of cock since and is now married and settled down and hasnt thought of me since
meanwhile i think about her at least once a week as it was the peak of female attraction ive been on the receiving end of

>>215751039 (OP)
have you ever had a job or sex?

any englishman men in ?

Why do Brits hate this woman?

>>215751138
yes to both
yer brown

>>215751039 (OP)
20th SS division reporting saar

>>215751105
...yh

>>215751146
she's a woman

>>215751138
Had 5 jobs
Slept with 80 women

>>215751149
don’t believe you

leftypops, aka 'pops'

gn forum uwu
4 mins past my bedtime

>>215751137
FONT

>>215751039 (OP)
I got fired cos i got caught wanking at work lads. Fucking humiliating

>>215751138
ive held down a decent job for years, have a few mates and am outwardly fairly normie but have never put my cock in a fanny and its now starting to eat away at me more and more as time goes on

Vehemently REFUSING to submit to brainberg's demands to get me pissing a second time before sleep
I've been once before already brainberg, I do not need to go again! Good night!

All jokes aside I am a radical lunatic. I've mentally filtered all women out of my life and see them as a political enemy. I dont drink, I dont smoke, I dont do drugs or eat slop. I am a radicalised maniac shut-in about to explode

you did go out at uni, right?

>>215751215
why lad

>>215751213
sexual emergency init

IT'S LOOM

>>215751229
nope went to my lectures then went home immediately after

>>215751164
why

>>215751229
Cor big boobs hubba hubba

This kid would make your shoes look like fuckin mirrors

pink x green

All jokes aside did Ian Watkins really do anything wrong?

>>215751229
Everything is a euphemism with Zoomers.

>>215751138
No and no
I’m 23

>>215751245
hahahahahahhahahahh mexicans are so soulful

>>215751241
they said I can never teach again. my livelihood down the drain

>>215751229
no one here is at uni. /brit/ is a 35+ general

green

heatherpaedo been real quiet since ian watkins died
curious

>>215751304
aren't we all by now

Janny: No more mice, Toby.

Mousey: What?

Janny: I said, no more mice. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been banned a long time. They didn't go up to Hamilton and tell ya. You can't post mice anymore.

Mousey: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm posting some mice a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...

Janny: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta posters around...

Mousey: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a thread, I just popped a fresh SIM card and I haven't seen Canada in a long time and I'm posting some mice, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

Janny: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.

Mousey: Okay, salud.

Mousey: [takes a drink] *posts the mice again*

>>215751304
i'm 21
0_o

>>215751278
The new leftymong debate topic

>>215751271
No more shines billy

Me? Voting Green.

is nathan not about then or is he lying low

>>215751237
dont know, havent tried hard enough maybe
got unbelievably close once, met a girl in the pub and was in the taxi back to hers after but she called it off at the last minute

>>215751326
scream

Kemi Badenoch, "I was the tattletale in the class. Getting people into trouble"

"I must have been 14 or 15. I stood up in the middle of the exam and said: he's cheating"

"That boy ended up getting expelled, and I didn't get praised for it"

For me, it's dancing in my room with wireless headphones on.

Just so we're clear, having sex with babies is NOT ok.

>>215751133
imagine giving rubes her first orgasm. her face getting flushed as waves of pleasure rush through her delivered by my 4.5" penis

>>215751137
For me its
>lass i was friends with who i pulled alongside her big titted friend in a bathroom when i was 19 and then again in a taxi when i was 23 but i didn't know she had a new bf and she wouldn't leave him
>bird who i got off with on her 17th birthday but wouldnt go out with me after
>emo girl i dated for a couple of weeks when i was 18
My kissing to shagging ratio is horrific

>>215751326
kek

>>215751381
Fucking bitch.

>>215751382
I use corded ones, I constantly break the wire but I can solder it back up

>>215751326
scream

WORKING FOR THE BLACK GAS

/brit/ falling for ruby’s “pure lonely girl” YouTube persona hook line and sinker, she’s clever

Enough jokes. Can we talk about how if you miss out on living a full life (education, friendships, relationships) when you're young your life is basically over?

Ok, I'll start: your life can be over by the time you're 25 because of decisions you made when you were 16.

>>215751390
i was gojng out with "the town bike" for a few weeks when i was a teenager and still managed to get nothing substantial out of her
comical the amount of missed oppurtunities ive had

What kind of retarded name is Ruby Granger? Sounds half like a porn actress name and half like a harry potter character name.

>>215751472
good

>>215751472
yes lad they say you only live once for a reason, you can’t redo your youth so gotta make the most of it

Where's Ziedbelg?

ruby grangler

>>215751488
her real name is Ruby Bones but she's still cosplaying the girl genius character from harry potter in her mid 20s

>>215751390
i've kissed hundreds of women
shagged 0
if you count oral giving and receiving then i guess it's like 5

I'd give Ruby a bone, haha x

remember that ruby ruby ruby song from that band with that guy in it
not bad that

>>215751472
You can always live your late 20s like you're still a teenager
Source: never stopped being a teenager and now no one takes me seriously

>>215751495
ktim

>>215751146
My personal gripe with her is that she is the godmother of the contemporary British housing market.

>>215751542
how’s that possible lad
I’ve hundreds too but shagged 80 of them

Screaming

>>215751488
her name is ruby philomena bones she just larps as hermione granger and gushes if someone comments any similarity with a character from a children's book

>>215751563
a drunken kiss in an ightclub doesnt mean anything lol

>>215751544
seen the singer in 5 degrees west in falmouth

>>215751565
P L A P P A B L E

Brits don't value Dua Lipa as much as they should, she is your national treasure

>UK consumers curb spending more than anywhere else in G7

What? Why?

>>215751583
thanks for sharing that x

>>215751579
yeah but you’re meant to convert it into getting them home

>>215751620
dont know how to do that/they always say no lol

>>215751523
>>215751570
>ruby philomena bones
omds

>>215751612
also saw gordon ramsey in the greenbank when i was a little girl x

>>215751229
I tried to but I lived at home and had to rely on my dad picking me up so I could only stay out until 11pm at the latest

>>215751616
wonder if he dreams

>>215751550
Everything a late bloomer does has a veneer of sadness that comes from "making up for lost time", as it were.

>>215751638
can i see ur boobs?

men will complain about all this then take the worst possible picture of themselves

>>215751634
and yet you managed to successfully complete step 1 and 2 hundreds of times but never could do step 3, baffling, women want sex too lad lol. Does your breath stink or something

>>215751664
not just men the average watsapp profile photo is horrific
you'd think these people were ugly af but they are usually normal in person

well it's hard to believe i know but i just done such a massive bloody big poo, that i couldnt flush it. needed cutting

>>215751638
nice I never saw anybody famous apart from jeremy corbyn but I was already an adult woman

>>215751164
Why do so many conventionally attractive women have such piss poor humour? As in, why do these types even try to be funny? What's the punchline here exactly? Heehee, I'm being silly, also look how sexy I am!

can't pull birds unless I'm pissed
can't get hard when I'm pissed
it's a curse

>>215751651
i just acted the same way for over a decade which is no less sad

>>215751690
cor

>>215751690
Happens to the best of us

>>215751472
>miss out
mate you didn't 'miss out' you spent years upon years of your life doing fuck all and now you're still doing fuck all
all that has changed is your excuse

>>215751705
it's not meant to be funny

There's still time.

Might go out to look for a woman to have sex with

>>215751616
what does he know?

>>215751705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpLik9VOdQo

glad I went wild in my twenties and lived life properly. It’s just not possible to do it in your thirties im knackered

How is it going, mousey?

>>215751472
I don't think your life is determined by the decisions you made at 16 thats absurd. Only a teenager would think like that. By the time you're 25 everything you did at school, college and university start to mean absolutely nothing. Your GCSEs are wiped after 10 years, employers do not care about A-Levels alone, and the degree HAS to be STEM and 2:1 these days for it to be worth it.

>>215751675
haha my breath does stink yeah but usually chewing gum or drunk enough to mask it
(need to get wisom teeth removed)
never had someone complaina bout it tho
women dont seem to want sex with me even if they very happy for me to do other things with em or they ok to grab my cock haha

heart palpitations are back
feels like it's skipping beats
not good

>>215751780
can I have your ps5?

>>215751304
im 35 and at uni (postgrad)

>>215751793
ok x
do you want the switch 2 as well?

>>215751542
how in heaven can you kiss hundreds of women?

>>215751645
he's got big dreams

is it true comp sci degrees are worthless these days

>>215751803
only if it's not too much to ask

>>215751772
crazy lad because we’re not so different in that I’ve done the kissed hundreds of girls on nights out stuff but converted loads of them. You’d think out of all those women you’d accidentally end up shagging one even if you’re bad at convincing them

>>215751739
you forgot to post that sinister character

The shank

can't stop fucking farting
belly's rumbling
tried to do a shit but it was a hard strain for two tiny little giblets of poo
fuck my incel life

>>215751229
i went out often still never had sex though

>>215751815
old ones become outdated, what was comp sci in 1976 is not the same thing as today

>>215751809
>go out most weekends
>drink
it's inevitable if you go otu that much unless you're an utter freak
>>215751827
well as i said if you count oral then i guess there's 5 of them lol

>>215751837
fuck sake rorke

>>215751809
you go out to a nightclub and be decent looking, I’ve kissed 5 girls in a single night out before, more than once

>going to uni
Its not 1995 anymore, degrees are a massive waste of time and money. Unless its a degree in Mathematics or Engineering, which it isnt because the pass rate is literally 1%, you have basically thrown away over £40,000 on a stupid piece of paper that proves you passed your little exams on a subject you'll forget all about the time you hit 30

>>215751843
i heard that new graduates with comp sci degrees were struggling

>>215751771
>>215751719
I didn't do fuck all. I did an apprenticeship in the trades. I think this was a mistake and I should have gone to university. Moving out at that age would have done me a world of good rather than toiling away as a 16 year old.

>>215751865
are sometimes nights like that where seems like you can't go wrong and everyone likes you
then you can go to the same club wear the same thing act the same and not a single woman will give you the time of day
utterly bizarre

woman working in maccies there was huge. Easily 6'2, maybe more. I was in awe

>>215751865
>>215751855
yeah, i've been to those, girls come up themselves and kiss

drunk neighbour let her cunt dog loose again scaring the catbergs

Scurrying around in the catacombs of London again.

wonder how much time ian had to contemplate his demise

>>215751900
which maccies?

>>215751902
yeah so why are you confused?
i literally dont even know what people do on the weekend who dont go out (at least to restaurant or pub)

My leg is not stepping on any spaceships. I've never had sex and I'm abstaining from masturbation, no alien pussy can sway me. Do as you please, and I’ll just do me
I’m a human, I’ll stay in my lane

>>215751915
he was watching his back every minute of the day for 12 years

drunk neighbour's dog outside going WOOF WOOF WOOF

>>215751904
is your drunk neighbour fit and currently vulnerable

>>215751921
the one near me

Only time I came close to pulling a girl at university was when I was sitting with my mate on a bench in the grounds of a cathedral after a night out, sobbing my little heart out over the BPD demon of the year, and some Chav bird comes up to us and says "Oi lads, I'm scoring coke off this fella but I'm sort of scared he'll rape me, do you wanna come with and do some lines?" & we said sure, & did. She ended up sleeping in my bed, but she was on her period so it weren't happening

crazy how your balls can disappear when you have sex

it evident from the lack of incel outrage to the sex talk going on that nathan isn’t here, hopefully he died in his sleep last night

>>215751953
screaming whta g irl
>>215751960
who the fuck is natahn

>>215751935
dogs are a blight on society
need them culled

*shags your bum*

>>215751888
alri mr. quarter life crisis
you can go to uni at any time

>>215751968
resident turbo virgin who is usually here all hours

>>215751892
Wonder what he was thinking at that exact moment

Found my weed vape pen charger

Time to get baked B-)

>>215751945
far from it horrid old cow

1 stone brexit geezer born, smashing hospital record

Is there a guide somewhere on how a 24 year old with ZERO mates can get out there and have an active social life?

>>215751984
oh thought that was me and im not called nathan

>>215751984
that could be like 20 people

nigga charging his weed

love the feeling of my cock inside a wet fanny
nothing beats it I think

>>215751953
mate the golden rule is that if a girl is willing to get in your bed she’s willing to shag you, it’s almost bulletproof. Should’ve just gone for it

>>215751892
how did this cutting lad have a knife in prison then?

>>215752008
cock inside a hairy pooey arse

>>215752000
Genuinely go clubbing and pretend you've lost your mates

there is a growing community of weirdos on this website that do nothing but talk about their made-up dollhouse characters. Its like a little society, like going in to the woods and lifting up a big rock and seeing all these insects underneath somehow alive and thriving.

Remember trying to explain to one of my exes that although I don't want to rape women, I want women to think I may be a potential rapist. Don't want a woman to look at me and think "Yeah he's a safe bet, I can get drunk and loose around him and not worry about him grabbing my fanny"
Tell me you lads understand?

>>215752000
yeah leave your stinky bedroom wtih the ugly ceiling

>>215751999
unit

>>215752000
am also interested in this x

>>215752000
Just be yourself :)

>>215751999
>load up that plate and get me a pint luv

>>215751705
It's very difficult for women who are highly attractive to be funny at all

The funniest women I've known were fat and/or ugly
I've known maybe one skinny and attractive girl who was genuinely funny and she was a smoker redscarepod type

>>215752005
it’s one very noticeable poster, you’ll know when he’s here again

>>215752026
And do what
>>215752036
Unhelpful dickhead

>>215752000
take up every possible hobby and make small talk with everyone at all possible times

love the feeling of my cock inside a bald fanny
nothing beats it I think

>>215752026
screaming did this last night when 2 girls about 10 years younger than me adopted me and then i started buying them drinks and then my memory goes but my lip feels slightly swollen so we prolly kissed lel

not rorke with the swirl ceiling incel chamber

>>215752028
alri nathan

>>215752000
I would say the best route is to get a job or if you have a job start going out with some of the lads there

so pathetic when you niggas start talking about all the sex you've DEFINITELY had.
You're posting on 4chan, you are a worthless sexless runt.

Shagged about 10 birds in Uni and still feel like it wasn't enough

Fumbled a few opportunities with fit girls that still haunts me and I often think to myself that I need to make up for it, but I remember that I'm WAY past my prime now and feel bad

>>215752073
Only thing that bests that feeling is drug enhanced shagging

>>215752000
join a social club of some sort. hobby club, church, doesn't matter. they're the only place where it is normal that you show up as billy no mates and be welcomed for it

ex of mine were both steaming once and she drunkenly admitted a family member nonced her a few times which was why she was a bit interesting sexually
being drunk and thinking she was into it i asked her if he made her cum which didn't land right

don't watch that

my life is a joke
suicide is on the cards

>>215752111
I’ve slept with a fuck load of girls and have a beautiful gf mate, go scream into a mirror

love shagging autistic overweight nerdy girls with slightly greasy hair and fucked up teeth

camdenpaki going mental tonight

Ian Watkins was a bad lad

>>215752116
literally dont understand how you shag girls at uni
literally never shagged any at uni
only out in clubs later on

>>215752130
Does it feel good to lie on 4chan?

>>215752129
alri pagliacci

>>215751984
nothing more turbo virgin than inventing 4chan characters

>>215752129
but you've got a drunken oxford bumming lined up

>>215751935
dogs do that when they hear something. they can hear sirens for instance or any music

>>215752110
is he alright?

when I was a child walking to school, a man in a car pulled up beside me and told me not to go to school that day. I took that advice and have always assumed it was a time traveller warning me about a traumatic event or something similar that was meant to happen but looking back that whole day is a blank and he probably bummed me in that car and I've just repressed that memory

>>215752135
rather shag actually fit girls me but swings and roundabouts n that

>>215752101
fantastic post

>>215752110
HEEEEEEEEM

it appears nathan is back

>>215752156
its a work trip and my only fit colleague is straight w/ a gf

>>215752117
which drugs are best for enhancing the shag experience?

>>215752110
This video made me cry

>>215752110
owned

Funny how 190 was vilified simply for going from being a shy loser with little life experience (that’s 90% of /brit/) to becoming a confident outgoing normie shagger who basically lived the student life to the full.

His existence rubbed two things in the faces of /brit/ posters that they HATE to acknowledge: a) that it’s possible to STOP being a loser and b) doing so is in YOUR hands.

You see the same thing happening with many posters, including yours truly, Employed Woman and Diego.

>>215752110
psc

>>215752170
I bet you were too ugly to bum

>>215752193
>This video made me cry

>>215752147
whatever matey lmao

got the katy perry gay porn remixes on

>>215752188
why does a 6 figure wfh email job have "work trips"

>>215752205
>Diego
wut

>>215752172
nah fit birds are too arrogant and self-absorbed
greasy autistic women will be foaming at the mouth and absolutely gagging for it, the sex is a lot more intense and fun

>>215752200
I'm cuck compliant and clean up ready thanks to my digital id

>>215752200
what the deuce?

>>215752189
Traditional wisdom would suggest cocaine or MDMA if your boner maintaining abilities are developed enough. Many a stallion has succumbed to so called "pilly willy", it's a roll of the dice.
If you're in love with her, LSD by far is the best.
Personally the best sex I ever had I had taken around 2g of weed off a bong, 50mg of valium, and 2mg of viagra. Absolutely insane sex, will never come close to anything like it again

would shag 80s chaka khan

>>215752111
been posting here longer than you've been out of diapers and managed to have sex

I’ve also slept with a fuck load of girls and have a beautiful gf

>>215752215
we absolutely MUST import 2 or 3 million more of these blokes asap

well lads?

>>215752215
>The English loanword juggernaut in the sense of "a huge wagon bearing an image of a Hindu god" is from the seventeenth century, inspired by the Jagannatha Temple in Puri, Odisha (Orissa), which has the Ratha Yatra ("Temple car procession"), an annual procession of chariots carrying the murtis (images) of Jagannātha, Subhadra, and Balabhadra.
>The first European description of this festival is found in a thirteenth-century account by the Late Medieval Franciscan friar and missionary Odoric of Pordenone, who describes Hindus, as a religious sacrifice, casting themselves under the wheels of these huge chariots and being crushed to death.

>>215752215
what was their endgame?

im from a home county and there is fuck all to do or any worthwhile largeish towns or cities because it’s all so centralised around london
london was a mistake

>>215752279
b6a

>>215752279
B3(NONE ALL SHITE DRINKS)

>>215752251
MDMA is said to be the "love feeling", methamphetamine is like "I want to run around and do some jumping jacks"

>>215752275
no one believes you dtfic. no one ever did

>>215752215
Why are they like this?

>>215752279
three irn brus

>>215752279
B
6
B

:(

>>215752279
b6c

>>215752315
>>215752281

amy

>>215752000
this ceiling is grim
new effort of europoor spackle

Mental how much he mentally dominated dtfic

negotiating a chagossian wank

>>215752294
Yeah that describes MDMA succinctly, but in more detail - a full body orgasm that flushes out of your chest and out to your extremities, and then back in in waves - your eyes can't focus, you feel compelled to rub flesh against flesh and every touch is like the first you ever felt against your youthful glans.
Sometimes close my eyes and vividly remember the times I kissed women on high doses of MDMA and it legit makes me want to cry, that feeling... I don't think humans should experience pleasure like that, it fucks you up for the long term

>>215752144
When I say "in Uni" only I think two of them were actually students at my university, one of which was erasmus
The rest were from dating apps, randoms from nights out or from non-student social circles
Mostly the dating apps for me, I had a lot of success there

I could write a lot about why uni life was shagtastic and now I'm a shut-in wagie freak who hasn't shagged in years, but I won't bore you

>>215752339
mad what she's achieved despite having 2 prosthetic legs

>>215752307
I'm his gf and he's telling the truth

big fan of young bald fannies me

we used to be a fucking country

>>215752228
excuse to get absolutely hammered
police were called last time

>>215752279
a1c (if the chips are vegan)

>>215752382
Thanks babe

love tinned mackerel

any incel man in

do NOT want to do the FUCKING washing UP

mad that we were having a civilised discussion about shagging women and Nathan shows up in his incel rage to scream into the void. Britfeel is more your speed mate

>>215752200
>41 views in 36 minutes
take it your one of her biggest fans then lad?

>>215752279
BE
12
A

>>215752390
yes m8. here's your vegan chips
*sparks you clean the fuck out*

>>215752383
18 year olds who shave, right lad?

>>215751754
also explains why autists are so utterly virginous

When I'm single
>PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME THE PUSSY, ANYTHING FOR A LITTLE PUSSY, I'M BEGGING YOU FOR PUSSY
Pic related when I have a gf

>>215752417
excuse me mate could you be so kind as to wank me orf

>>215752450
this dude only knows one pose

>>215752450
bro needs to clean his room

the unsure one is deeply troubled at #1fde1f B74 W51 H73

>>215752411
fuck it, i'll do it

go back in the thread nathan, the second you’re not here everyone starts talking normally again. Nothing you do here is making a difference, zero impact, time to give it up

>it's nearly 2026
genuinly feel a little ill, where's this year gone

who the fuck is nathan

who the fuck is Nathan now? I swear you fucking cunts just dream up names and pretend they've been a /brit/ personality for years.

wish I could shoot cum, know I will probably never use that skill on anybody but still I'd feel better if I could shoot ropes instead of it just dribbling out on my hand

>>215752398
had some today with curry powder

Getting all scared about Halloween an' that.

Witcher 3 is obviously a fantastic game, but the most egregious failure of CDPR was their characterisation, or rather their failure to characterise, the big bad of the trilogy and one of the most consequential antagonists of the entire saga. Eredin has all of a dozen lines of dialogues, and each of them is a witless one liner. Lets hope they do better in 4

*farts*

just the 4 wanks today

>>215752530
it's gimmickmong's new gimmick where he invents nonexistent schizos

>>215752544
they should have had him played by Idris Elba

danny from ratemytakeaway is an absolute slayer
ex died? yeah no problem, just trade her in for a younger and fitter (and not dead) model

Not heard from Photolad in a little while. Wonder what he's up to.

>>215752563
I've not watched the TV series, and shall not be watching it.

Not heard from monglad in a little while. Wonder what he's up to.

nathan knows he is fellas, it’s not your concern, he knows I’m talking to him directly

>>215752362
do you know what opioids do? morphine is a low grade opioid, it eases pain but also does "god loves you"

>>215752560
>gimmickmong
FFS gimmickmong coming up with another one

Not heard from bulliedbumholelad in a little while. Wonder what he's up to.

Has anyone seen Darren recently? Haven't seen his posts here for a while

hope hairybellylad's lost some weight, the fat cunt

>>215752594
Sadly I do not, I've taken heaps of codeine/morphine/oxycodone, and sadly I do not experience euphoria from opiates. I envy those that do.

>>215752597
died earlier today

Ralpho melty

if you haven't had a gimmick at least once, what are you doing?

what happened to that lad a few years ago with the massive bollock

billybigbollock
now that was a poster
only here once and forever a legend

mr hooves frothing at the mouth to obtain nathan knowledge

>>215752619
Fuck off you cunt

>>215752570
Mental that he shacked up with her twenty two months after his wife died. I can't even date again six years after breaking up with exberg

>>215752654
>>215752654
>>215752654

>>215751229
she would ge tit

>>215751705
>also look how sexy I am!
there is no "also" that's literally all they exist for. this is why they always have to show off their ass in photos