Thread 215861174

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>>215861180
Good idea

I can spy on gymbunda from my Airbnb balcony
Dirty white socks too bad she isn’t barefoot

Just jacked off.

>>215861383
Noice. What was your source of visual stimuli?

>>215861174 (OP)
i ate fish and i felt bad

>>215861456
You’re a pedophile

>>215861456
Kill yourself

>>215861221
actually funny

>>215861481
youre a wop (im assuming)
>>215861510
or what? youre gonna bang on the keyboard some more?

>>215861537
You have zero worth
In fact, you have negative worth

>>215861598
It's true

>>215861537
Yes I am WOP (Waiting On Pedophilegenocide)

>>215861643
>>215861677
still isnt going to help you get laid. have sex losers

cry about it
fudge packing faggots

I have two children
One aborted in 2013
The other currently growing inside my GF’s belly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aFOyPXy-K0&list=RD0aFOyPXy-K0&start_radio=1

Panick sell
Panick sell
A B C
Always Be Cowardly

>>215861741
lmao still bent

>>215861893
You don’t have the swag

im an alcoholic nigger

>>215862525
I’m not
I’m a healthy sexy white man and not a maghrebshitter and yes I am a PROUD chickendog

cant wait until i'm a bionic man and have implants to make me see and think better and stuff

>>215862502
You aint seen me in my Armani, juagliò

>>215862628
you're like 58 years old and obese. your life is so empty you lie on an int chatroom to get recognition from literal schizos and trannies.

>>215862698
Damn France
You ain't have to did 'im like that

im literally the scum of society's dirtiest lowest sewers.
yet I am still dling better than the average user in her.
and you try to look good in front of them.
the absolute state of your life

The state is moving me into a home for the criminally retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB8z6et15t0&list=RDmB8z6et15t0&start_radio=1

>>215862754
I'll save you a seat

>>215862698
I’m sexy and handsome and cute and you’re brown with curly hair and stink of poop

whatever helps you bear your own reflection in the mirror you fat shit eating faggot

>>215862763
Thanks friend.

/bharat/ has fallen. The day of the flush is upon us!

thank you America for the double-extra-mcflurry
USA USA USA

>>215862908
RARE
A
R
E

I’m one of the most obviously molested guys of all time.

Two months of probation done. A little under 8 to go

my undies are cum stained but in the back not the front >.<

Good morning

>>215864030
What's so good about it

Going to walk doggo

>>215864233
Give your dog some nice pets

Time to get ready for the teams meeting anon

Help! I'm dehydrated and I can't stop farting!

ate a lot of spicy slommy and it hurt when i pee

I am going to sleep, which is my favourite place to go

my /cum/gen is ded :(

>sleep 8 solid hours
>still really tired when i wake up
fuck this whole "being a human" thing.

Taking my coffee induced morning shit, how is /cum/ feeling?

>>215865820
>lack of reddish hue indicates low test
Red hue bros... we won!

applied for a warner bros internship

You guys remember the weird millennial push about how monogamy is outdated? Why was every single soyllennial also involved in a polyamorous relationship?

>>215865961
Shabbos goy lol

>>215866006
>Why was every single soyllennial also involved in a polyamorous relationship?
Polyamory was only a thing among ugly dudes and ugly women because they were unable to get a partner otherwise
So they would settle for having access to a woman who fucks a bunch of other men and cope that it's enlightened or something

>>215866013
it pays $39/hr with 30-40 hour weeks
if that's goy payment then I'm goy fieri

i'm brave!

If you're not blue collar you're no collar

You know how everyone says that the only way to unite the world is if aliens invaded and we were forced to unite against a common threat? I think we can basically just do the same thing but with India at this point.

Maybe Pakistan too.

>>215866061
Doesn't sound like an internship

>>215866432
very insightful, thank you

>>215866006
Millennials are the most left wing generation so they started taking things to ridiculous extremes to stand out or virtue signal

>>215866464
>im applying to an internship
>actually it's not an internship idiot!
You can probably understand my POV here

fruit flies can fuck off

>>215866508
are you retarded? not all internships are unpaid

Can't sleep.

you ever just sit in your truck

>>215866611
Amen brother

Technically at work rn

>>215866530
Point to where I said that

Saw a troon this morning, 5'10 Chinese guy with a Minecraft Steve jawline playing genshin impact. Genshin players are never beating the allegations.

>>215866761
Browsing 4channel at work? Or WFH?

>>215866873
Why do troons have better jawlines than me. Fuck this gay earth

>>215867035
Idk why but it seems like the tall manly looking ugly dudes always want to be troons.

Had oatmeal.

mom goes months without coming into my room then for some fucking resaon she comes in this morning and smelled my used pamps that i hadn't cleaned up yet and i lied and told her that i had the shits and shit the bed in my sleep

>>215867083
It's hilarious
The one dude I knew in real life who identified as "non-binary" (afaik he never actually trooned out but I haven't seen him in like 6 years) was 5'3 and already getting white hair in high school. Ugly too.

>>215866321
the southern border invasion proved that theory wrong, if aliens come America will lay down and die.

>>215867180
>save me chatgpt i can't type 5 letters

biting my nails down the cuticle

>>215867180
Really is a game changer. But doesn't seem to work as well when 4channel hits you with those dot ones

>>215867214
>southern border invasion
Drama queen

>>215867280
Normie zoomers aren't even offended by Hitler jokes anymore, shouldnt have bothered apologizing.

>>215867390
>7.8 million crossing just when Brandon was in charge alone
You're right, that's even bigger than an invasion.

Bring dark Brandon back

have spanish class in 20min

>>215867473
Is that border crossings, or people who entered legally but stayed illegally? I know some people go back and forth too.

>>215867653
Border crossings, so of course there are some repeats but another caveat is those are only the ones who got caught or wanted to be processed. The scale is just mind-blowing to me.

>>215867130
Balding seems to be another prerequisite for many of them kek

For me it's brown girls

My cock needs sucking

>>215867938
It's too early for this

>>215867906
>tf
I have good news for you

>ChatGPT will allow erotica
oh hell yeah

>>215867721
It's a lot of people. Most people here illegally entered legally and overstayed their visa however.

I forgot the government was shut down

hello

>>215868069
how is it going?

>>215868017
oh well that makes it okay, if you break the law after pretending to be trustworthy instead of just breaking the law.

>>215868069
hey there my little boy what's going on sweetheart
my sweetheart why don't you be a good boy and come crawl on mommy's lap

>>215868077
doing ok. you?

>>215868110
Overstaying your visa is a civil infraction, not a criminal offense. Crossing the border illegally is a misdemeanor, like trespassing in a national park.

If they can put a man on the moon they can keep these streets clean

If you believe they put a man on the moon

Today, October 15th 2025, the federal hiring freeze is set to expire. If the freeze is not renewed it will change my life, if orange man does decide to renew it last minute then I am fucked.
I accepted this job offer 2 years ago next month, I have waited 2 fucking years. I set ChatGPT to spam my phone every hour letting me know if the White House issued a statement yet.

>>215868362
how many of them do OF?

>>215868279
overstaying your visa should be five years in prison and an On Sight order if you’re caught again, crossing the border should be 15 years in prison and On Sight for your whole family.

>>215868068
Nobody seems to care about this anymore

drinking covfefe

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups for breakfast

>>215868473
Federal courts don't like to bother with petty stuff like that. Hence why the IRS usually tries multiple times before pressing criminal charges for tax evasion.

>>215868722
Kind of thing I dreamt of as a kid

where the good people?

More people have moved to the UK from 2020 until the present than all the humans moving there from around 15,000 BC to 1945. The scale of this is era of migration is essentially unprecedented in human history but we are only just starting to notice it and ponder the implications.

>>215868903
*raises paw*

>>215868914
Millions of people flooding into countries that are already stressed resource wise to the point where you need to start considering eating bugs is the same as 5,000 ancient people migrating to an empty valley because they didn’t have enough food to support everyone back home

Dad's dropping off McDonald's

>that storm path
THE cuckold of tropical storms. what a pussy
>lgtss
>lorenzo

>>215868973
>few thousand Normans migrate to the UK
>this is a watershed moment that fundamentally changed British history
>millions of thirdies migrating to the UK each year
>this doesn't affect society at all o algo plus the line goes up dont be a bigot
Really makes one reflect

>>215869087
'Member when they said climate change was gonna cause infinity hurricanes? Seems to be the opposite

i slept on it and i still hate my life

>>215869098
Millions of foreigners migrating is a good thing that doesn’t change the local culture at all but don’t you dare fucking imply that they need to change their culture or integrate in any way at all let them live in their ghettos or you’re a racist fascist o algo

>>215869181
slept on what?

dreamt about her again award

>>215869187
At least nowadays they've been so tactless that they are pretty much admitting they hate the majority population and culture. It's been waking a lot of people up but we'll have to see if it's too late or not.

Just got a new job as an assistant to the local homeless can collector :)
He said he’ll give me a cigarette/hour and a pint of Taaka vodka every day

>>215869258
>SECEDE ALL POWER TO US AND CHANGE YOUR CULTURE OR YOURE A RACI-NO NO NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE DEPORTING US NOOOOOOOO

>>215869266
A whole pint? Back in my day we just got a capful

>>215869313
He’s got an agreement with the local bars and gas stations where they give him all their recycling so he’s actually making bank
I heard he’s pulling in as much as $40/day sometimes

My gf on Oct 15

Does anyone have the webm of the chud looking guy dancing with a black woman?

Gonna cop this

>>215869360
a dude had stuck his face in her ass. feminism o algo

Taking my second shit

Couldn't sleep all night, got a dentist appointment in the afternoon, now I'm fucked.

>>215869410
Me too lol thank you covfefe

>>215869412
Just take a power nap as the dentist looks at your teeth #lifehack

>>215869417
Nice. Got the bidet going right now

>>215868237
smoking on my balcony

cleared my cookies now all of my filters are gone

>>215869396
The absolute breakneck speed that BMWF flipped go WMBF in media is suspicious
Did Jews realize that it’s way easier to convince white men to racemix than white women?

my ban is finally over

>>215869598
4chanx?

I still can't claim the FEIE, There is no reason at all to have a respectable shit job

i have 2 chapters left with dead space thought you should know....

god awful world desu

reckon i'm going to drink again

Finally back home

>>215869972
In the daytime?

>>215870110
yes

>>215869972
gwitwm

should i have a dr pepper black cherry or regular?

Alcohol is bad for you

>>215870255
this has been debunked

getting drunk is not cool or funny

>>215870268
Alcohol has an insane amount of phytoestrogen which causes feminizing effects therefore making you more likely to engage in effeminate and gay behavior like sucking dicks
QED

I'm an escape artist nigga
I flee the scene before I'm seen

evens black cherry
odds regular

>>215870320
grim

Sprite Remix

>>215870320
All of my roommates have been fellow sub5s so I never had to overhear anybody having sex

i really wish dr pepper was more available here. you can only find it at certain gas stations for some reason

>>215870320
future family murderer

Soda is bad for you

>>215870281
yet all the cool and funny people do it

I never drink anything except water or fruit juice.
Carbonation tastes like utter dogshit, so I obviously hate soda. I hate fizzy water too.
Tea and coffee taste horrendous.
Milk is also disgusting. But I mix it into shakes and it works fine.

>>215870606
kys

>>215870606
>Carbonation tastes like utter dogshit
this air too spicy

>Tea and coffee taste horrendous.
>Milk is also disgusting.

I love boobies

why are usa women so sexual

>>215870606
Try drinking milk straight out the cock. It tastes much better.

>want to go see a smallish indie / postrock band play in Brooklyn
>Ticketmaster.com - oh fuck me
>general admission $287 per ticket

I fucking hate Ticketmaster so fucking much it is unreal.

Boss gave me a promotion solely because he didn’t want to deal with complaints and now my only job is to get forwarded emails and phone calls where I’ll get yelled at because someone lied about something and got caught

Fall out and goon

Relapsed goonaholic

going to rewatch american psycho

>>215871158
can't be that small a band then

>>215871158
What’s this smallish band? The XX?

>>215870915
You fucking take that back. Tea and coffee are nourishment for the soul. Milk is disgusting though, yeah.

>>>/r9k/82811085
made one

>>215871258
Racing Mount Pleasant aren't that big. It is just that Geese is headlining, they aren't even that big either but they are from Brooklyn and played some free show outside recently that everyone was freaking out about and nobody wants to miss them play again.
Fucking tiny hats at Ticketmaster loving it.

>>215871438
Tickets to that show are $517.55 where I live

>>215871438
geese has 1.6 million monthly listeners on spotify man

>>215871503
Fucking $300+ for a single general admissions ticket is Drake or Taylor Swift level prices, no? WTF

I fucked Taylor Swift

>>215871569
nope, they are more like the $600+ range
$300 is about bang on for geese's popularity
that's why going to small shows at bars with $10-20 tickets or diy pwyc venues is superior

I'm bitter and resentful. I also have low self-esteem

>>215871625
I used to do that in college but now live in a place where nothing in the local scene here interests me. Last weekend a band called People Eating Plastic was playing with Professor Caffeine and the Insecurities. Fucking dumbasses lol.

>>215870320
i would have got him after he went to sleep that night and ran away with the cat.

this nigga in rhode island lol

>Barack Obama was a literal shabbos goy when he was an Illinois senator
Wtf, kek

>[American politician] was a literal shabbos goy
New to politics?

>>215871740
if you live near new york I find it really hard to believe there isn't a local scene for every genre nearby
I live in the midwest and would love to come to new york for emo and indie rock shows

>wife wanted to go to a DJ Pauly D show
>it was rescheduled to January
Hell yeah bros

black guys messaging me on grindr award

>>215871799
The 'literal' part was key thougheverbeitasitmay

Homeless person screaming outside my house again
And I just opened my window 5 minutes ago

boring discussions, you better improve it when I come back in a few hours

>>215871831
We have multiple married anons, at least 2 claiming to have kids, and multiple anons over 40. There's some overlap there but it really shows how this is a normie general

>>215871915
You can sit on my face if you want, spinny

>>215868838
there’s nothing petty about it, its eroding the country from within.

>>215871916
There’s a Canadian with kids and an American with at least one kid but I don’t know if they still post but they’ve posted pictures of their kids….

>>215871885
>mentally ill neighbor starts screaming at the homeless guy

>>215871934
Spinny died after that stalker here finally found her

I think it's really cool how normies just take everything from incels and then get mad at them for being bitter

I got that purple drank

Zutts took Muhammad to rode island

what would it smell like if you sniffed spinny's butt through her undies?

I heard that one guy found spinny and killer her after he checked her pants and saw a cock and balls

>>215871969
You're not entitled to sex

>>215871997
Shes a biological human being so probably poop

>>215872002
you're not entitled to oxygen but you would still gasp and fight for air if I strangled you

I post on 4chan because it’s the only place where I can be who I really am (extremely racist) without consequences unless you’re a retarded negroid like Terrone

Im a bit sad because of my appearance.

N

I stopped being an incel after I started dressing better and working out then a girl approached me for the first time ever and wanted my Instagram (I didn’t have one)

Sip on that lean

>>215872137
That purple drank

there is no such thing as an ex-incel
if you can have sex then you were never an incel to begin with

landscapers should have to live next to an airport because of all the noise torture they inflict on others.

>>215872039
You can be extremely racist on Instagram now

God bless America

>>215872096
Nothing to be ashamed of if you look like that.

Ok you're literally an incel, chill

>>215871969
Normies dont care about incels enough to resent them for being bitter, it's a very one sided thing. Usually it's femcels whining about incels

Thank you to everyone who prayed for my father and sister, they're not sick anymore

>>215872180
No true Scotsman ahh

>>215872232
Why do the English use Latin so often?

>>215872236
That's a child

>>215872291
S-she's a 100 year old vampire I swear!

>>215872236
I look like a senegalese bofa farmer

Ex incels are the only real incels
Otherwise you’re just asexual

I remember faggots used to say they don't care if someone's religious as long as it isn't forced on them, but now there's faggotry forced all over the media

These suck. Overpriced with very little filling.

True incels like me will never have sex in their lives

>>215872288
It’s the liturgical language of the Roman Catholic Church you MeJicano de mierda you should know this

>>215872337
I look like this and say this

Just had the worst fap of all time

I wish we lived under a net-good authoritarian regime that keeps neighborhoods safe and hangs drugs dealers/addicts

You can’t have a sexuality if you’ve never had sex
You’re asexual unless you know for a fact that you like vagina

I feel like eating chicken smothered in gravy

>>215872570
I know for a fact I LOVE vagina

>>215872393
Religious people whine about gay people being forced on them whenever someone doesn't try to visually blend in with hetero society and actually just exist without fear.

>>215872391
>>215872570
keep posting it it's getting funnier

>>215872639
That's because faggots are disgusting

>>215872648
It’s the truth it’s not meant to be funny
You’re not a real incel

>>215872393
Fortunately the homofag community overplayed their hand with the troons and now nobody likes them anymore

>>215872678
why'd you stop dude say it again

>>215872639
in english?

>>215872407
Bought slop at Costco award

>>215872696
Seething desexualized amorphous blob

>>215872391
This is true. Real niggas will just lower their standards and fuck a fat chick

>>215872337
you have to give it to fallacy users: they're really passionate about their work

>>215872735
sorry man your bit was just so funny I couldn't help but notice it

>>215872725
Costco stands for cost company

>>215872639
There is no such thing as hetero society. There are normal people and sexual deviants trying to pretend it's innate and not a fetish.

>>215872691
That was democraps fault, they had to keep inventing new groups to pretend are victims

My freaking phone is all fricked up. The screen goes like black and green and hard to see. Sometimes it goes back to normal for a second and then it gets all fricked up again.

>>215872528
That's pretty rare. Generally authoritarian regimes have a lot of mismanagement and corruption. Some have both harsh laws and crime problems.

>>215872781
They have never moved on from the Civil Rights era paradigm

>>215872742
Trvthnvke
>B-BUT I DONT WANNA FUCK A FAT CHICK/HOOKER
Any straight man with no options would do this
There’s something wrong with you if you don’t get so horny that you’re willing to pay for sex

>>215872815
We just need an asian or Arab to run it instead of animal Latinos or blacks or weak wristed Timmy white

>>215872851
"Incels" who say that or claim to have really high standards preventing them are just lazy volcels

>>215872851
You said it perfectly

>>215872655
>>215872779
You must know how stupid you sound

>>215872906
Not an argument, bug chaser

>>215872812
Just get an iPhone 17 Pro Max

>>215872812
what the hell do you want us to do about it?

>>215872872
>We just need an asian or Arab to run it
Lol

You are unironically a fakecel if you haven't done everything in your power to looksmax
If you've done everything realistic and you still can't get laid then you can call yourself an incel then

>>215872853
it is barely useable like this

>>215872851
this is the same logic euros use for fucking animals lol
great argument

>>215872906
Seething faggot
Everything outside of heterosexual sex is deviant

>we want only the top 1% of the 5% of the population that can speak English
>the pay for this job will be below the average national salary
Not wonder pipo here don't study English.

>>215872906
very ironic post

>>215872906
Homosexual identity is at the absolute most 150 years old nigga, before that it was purely pederasty. Most homos still practice that.

>>215872924
Im not arguing with a moron. You can't understand logic so creating an argument serves no purpose

>>215872872
Egypt isn't the safest place. Neither is Burma.

>hurr durr men just fuck everything that moves
Have standards you retarded boomer
Only subHTNs fuck anything they can get

>>215872951
You’re not heterosexual but asexual
Just accept it
I bet you think vaginas look gross

>>215873001
Egypt is safer than California
Don't know about Burma

>>215873006
Fine, but that still makes you a volcel

>>215872812
My phones never malfunction. 99% of my stuff never malfunctions. Even the cheap Chinese shit just works perpetually.

>>215873008
you're a mentally ill freak and no amount of projection will change that

A lot of you niggas think you’re aristocrats when you’re just smart peasants

>>215873000
you're gay lmao

>>215873049
>smart
Uhh thanks?

>>215873035
I'm a volcel when it comes to sub5 women yes

>>215873045
I’m not the freak who can’t do the one thing he’s alive to do (have sex)

Being asexual sounds pretty comfy

>>215873025
Crazy post

>>215873070
You’re welcome

>>215873081
Ok you know what? Fine. You're right. I'm going to change that right now *rapes you*

>>215873049
Only Br*an does that but he isn't even a smart peasant

>>215873081
>the one thing he’s alive to do (have sex)
not surprised someone as mentally inept as you can only imagine having a singular function

>>215873095
It does but a lot of physical and mental health is tied to your sex drive and hormonal profile. I don't think most asexuals are really healthy in either area.

>>215873059
>>215873059

Nigga thinks he's the shit when he's not even the fart