Thread 215900686

GNOME’d edition
Previous: >>215886991

I’m looking for a Polish boyfriend
Anyone?

My name is Brixton and I love large luscious black cocks

gnomes won

>>215900692
Comedic timing

>>215900704
/int/ taught me Slavic men only date black women, sorry

>>215900721
best emma

I like making fun of Muslims on the world wide web, they get really mad really easy

>>215900686 (OP)
based edition

>>215900733
Those men are gay and don’t know it yet

Gnomes keep stealing my packages

>friend invites a bad bitch and her friend over
>she tells me "i hate to say it but you guys are losers"
never really recovered from that mentally

>>215900705
I like all cocks as long as they're clean and not pozzed

>>215900836
>they're clean and not pozzed
lame

>>215900856
I ain't lookin to die here brother I just like sucking dick

TOTAL
FAGGOT
DEATH

>>215900896
i want to die in pozzy glory

Got a job application from someone named Antwan and his email is yung_pimpin

>>215900963
DEI is dead, you can just go ahead and trash that one

>>215900963
You GOT to hire me, I won't take no for an answer

>>215900955
You do you man I don't want none of that

gnome sayin'

>>215901018
i want to cum deep in your warty hairy hole and impregnate you with my poz load

I see a Ukrainian trench in the future for many of you

>>215900986
Any email address that isn’t your name and maybe year of birth is instant garbage

Think that's a Swedish rapper

>>215901073
>>215900963

>>215901073
>>215901113
swedish fail

Flush illegals into the ocean

>>215901073
>>215901113
That’s Yung Lean

The first email address I ever made was nintendoturtle@hotmail.com
I liked Nintendo and turtles were my favorite animal as a kid.

one year taking hormones but no bf yet :(

I really want to post in that Catholic thread that's in the catalog right now, but you know what? I won't.

>>215901073
My boss is a Danish man and I’ve been directed to reject any Swedish applicants

>>215900963
yung sherm and yung gud are my cousins

>>215900822
was that before or after you started posting here

>>215901215
before. my life took a tragic turn that night. bewarned: if you can't handle the heat stay away from bad bitches

>>215901150
so can it go

>>215901165
Turtles are my second favorite animals and I'm 31

>>215901242
Damn I friggin love women with shooty bang bangs

My email address is just my first and last name @gmail.com and I occasionally get emails in french that are meant for some guy with my same name in France. I have a decently unique name and my last name is Italian so it is strange.

My first email was theresabadgerhere@hotmail when I was 8

I’m from the hood got the strap on me no cap

This is why i hate white people
>>215901341

>>215901310
I made a gmail that’s my first and last name only the day it came out because it’s not an uncommon combination

>>215901310
I used to get some guy’s Harbor Freight receipt for years. Probably a typo in the email because it’s just an acronym.

>>215901367
shut yo goofy ahh up

>>215901367
umm you’re indian

i have a hotmail.com account

>>215901407
no you don't

This video made me laugh the FUCK out loud rn
Zoomerspeak is so funny

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOobhSijSBl/

>>215901449
my hotmail account is 18-19 years old

>>215901337
is there a mr theresa badger?

Used my Hotmail in the early 2000s to rizz up American girls on MSN messenger

>>215901598
haters in shambles they stay picking the corn out of my shit

>>215901666
You work for the American embassy

>>215901681
lies

How To Be Considered Human by Females

Step 1: Undergo half a dozen surgeries
>With an ugly face you will always be treated as garbage, the only way to fix this problem is by undergoing a few surgeries that will end up costing over 100k at the very least.
Step 2: Become lean and athletic, abuse drugs if you have to
>There's plenty of body positivity surrounding women; there is none for men. If you are skinny or fat, it's over.
>Step 3 (Optional): Commit Suicide
If you do not want to bother through all this bullshit or still happen to look subhuman, just commit suicide and hope to be reincarnated as a normal looking man.
This is the only real advice for virgin men. All other advice is bullshit.

>>215901713
Option 2: just fuck women the same level attractive as you
Stop watch porn with perfect ladies and perfect bodies.

>>215901713

chat is this true?

>>215901819
I'm a KHHV and have received zero female attention or affection in my life.
I watch porn once a week maximum.

waiting for my dr pepper black cherry to get cold nigga

>>215901878
>look i said the nword on the internet

>>215901841
it is not true
t. AI

>>215901878
i want to cum inside it

>>215901849
What does that have to do with anything? Just understand what league you are in and you won't feel bad when a group of sexy porned up ladies aren't into you. There are ugly women out there too, pall, and they suck just as good and they probably better than the porned up sluts with juice asses.

>>215901915
look i triggered some fag from estonia

Banger alert
https://youtu.be/NbP2DgDp890

>>215901929
ai vittu :DDD

>>215901936
pussy cream only

>>215901984
no

>>215901915
This is our general, we can say our words for fun if we want. Fucking fag

>>215901993
yes gay boy

>When asked in 2007 about his Simpsons cameo by the San Jose Mercury News Jose Conseco responded, "that was 100 years ago," hung up the phone and did not answer any of the paper's subsequent calls.
Kek'd

this is why i hate white people
>>215901998

>>215902022
ion gaf

>>215902008
im not gay

>>215901939
>Just understand what league you are in
My league is nothing.

>>215902022
we have an n word pass

>>215902035
sybau

Found a cute sexy hot Russian e-whore but no leaks on simpcity. That’s a SHAME.

>>215902059
dave benton isn't from america he has no authority on the issue

>>215902106
Name?

Gilbert Gottfried's daughter

>>215902107
he's carib, that's in north america

>>215902106
isnt your gf pregnant? dont you have SHAME?

>>215902106
Italy should have irl ones like we do

>>215902154
slavery and the proceeding mistreatment of black african americans was mainly an issue in the united states, not in the bahamas

>>215902043
yes the fuck you are

>>215902194
>t.ibla

>>215902216
no. im just interested in the outcome of cumming inside a cold dr pepper black cherry

>>215902201
dave is from aruba, bahama girl was the gf girl

>>215902255
point still stands

Just added Estonia to the filter

>>215902255
I like you though, you're meek and timid, yet respectful. keep it up.

>>215902309
good idea

>>215902131
The Doll Hole

Why don't you get dolled up for our date

>>215902309
just added you to the bitch made list

>>215902379
You never take me anywhere nice

>>215902393
based and aave pilled

sono andato al bar e mi hanno buttato fuori wtf

>>215902393
Bassseeeedddd

>>215902393
Just added your mom to the fat bitches I fucked list

>>215902399
i took my last bitch to a burger king on a date and she bugged out on me about it later. jokes on her that bitch fatter than druski

sub-chad life is brutal

>>215902399
I got reservations to dorsia at 9

>>215902445
sent that freak flying

>>215902446
>complains about the word nigga
>druski
boy...

>>215902445
just added your ass to list of faces i raped

dead space predicted indian ceos

>>215902487
if you got something to say about me then say it

Just added you all to the cutiepies list

>>215902583
Sucky sucky

Women will go out dressed like sluts then complain when lecherous old men stare and make remarks and then they'll keep doing it, i think they like it

>>215902583
why do you keep posting this mid whore

>>215902583
her pussy better stank otherwise ion want it

>>215902518
>ass
>face
That was just poor word choice in this context nigga!

>>215902604
Stay mad!

>>215902620
lol true king

My aunt's friends say I'm handsome

>>215902620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-EZjrSKIFI

>>215902552
Did he ruin the corporation ?

𐐐𐐭 𐑄 𐑁𐐲𐐿 𐐪𐑉 𐑄𐐨𐑆 𐐇𐑅𐐻𐐬𐑌𐐨𐐲𐑌 𐑁𐐰𐑀𐑆. 𐐎𐐴 𐐪𐑉 𐑄𐐩 𐐸𐐨𐑉 𐐰𐑌𐐼 𐐸𐐵 𐐿𐐰𐑌 𐐶𐐨 𐑀𐐯𐐻 𐑄𐐯𐑋 𐐻𐐭 𐑊𐐨𐑂?

>>215902638
Get that gilf pussy dog

Women don't want to have sex with me

>>215902630
She would never let a loser like me touch her

I only date losers, sorry

>>215902649
he made the ishimura majority indian

>>215902641
>This video is not available
Jews said I can't watch it

Bitcoin is dumping for some reason

>>215902708
the ishimura incident is what happens when you REDEEM SIR

this app should have emojis

>>215902839
Wasn't there a period of time where we could use certain ones like the crying face

Bitcoin ain't the only thing that's dumping

>>215902839
>>215902873
>they don't know about the board with emojis

reading codreanu and listening to beethoven

what are you guys up to?

>>215902990
im reading your post and replying to you

All-time favorite fetish? Futa on male.

The federal hiring freeze is officially over, but Trump replaced it with a ton of bureaucracy which basically means I will never get the job they offered me 2 years ago.

>>215902767
Water is wet.

>>215903023
Get a real job

>>215903013
Futa on female ((male) aka. trap).

>>215903023
>4chan anons aren't being hired to work for the government
Seems like a good thing

>>215903013
female orgasms

>>215903023
You won't get it because of the big beautiful bill.

>>215903060
It is a real job.

Google AI seems to be extremely reluctant to give percentage estimations for anything. GPT and Grok give them fine.
>It is not possible to provide a reliable estimate for the percentage of adults with Grade 0 nasolabial folds
shut up nigga

this thing reminded me of jasons moms pussy

>>215903139
Google Gemini is the worst of all the major LLMs

sisterberg asked me to play wizard 101 with her i said no kind of feel bad now

>>215903090
Female orgasms obtained by fucking me in the ass

>>215903192
Hook me up?

>>215903145
This fight is the reason I still haven't finished the game
I beat it but it wasn't the last boss

>>215903139
Jeets struggle with math.

>>215903013
Mommy/MDLB

>>215903222
What about that one that was really good at it

>>215903214
bro this fight was a snooze fest with the pulse rifle

Well, /cum/?

>>215903013
I think I like feet the most but omorashi makes me cum quicker

>>215903264
jewish and black

>>215903264
i had a crush on this midget quadriplegic russian lady from 90 day fiance

>>215903335
why

What a bunch of nosepickers

Brother is playing the new pokeslop

>>215903393
she is cute if you ignore the fucked up body

I fucking love picking my nose

>>215903264
Jewish, breeding her and forcing her khazar milkers to suckle non-Jewish kids is hot

Good morning idiots.

>>215903466
Bet you eat it too

>>215902638
they find you very attractive

>>215903486
free snack

>>215903476
>Morning
Irrelevant timezone

>>215903468
Judaism is matrilineal so the kids will be Jewish

All my life
Mi neva have mi gun so me haffi move sharp like me knife

>>215903486
Only the smaller ones. The bigger ones I hang on the wall to be admired

Can we get down to business? Me and your sister, we make a pair

>>215903550
Lol same

>>215903476
Good morning you rude Chinese prick

my mom, she can't afford her medication. A mess up happened and due to the government shutdown that's ongoing in my cunt they're refusing to help her. Her body, it's going to shut down and try to kill itself. She's going to die.

>>215903513
Nope, we breeding that right out of them. All Jewish women must bear gentile children.

>>215903555
trade offer
I trade you your sister for my niece

>>215903550
i used to put my boogers on the wall not to admire them but to eat them later

>>215903590
Ask a church for help.

>>215903537
Rude boy no promote no nasty men

>>215903611
Does aged mucus taste better?

>>215903590
I can save her

>>215903643
yes

>>215903590
>my cunt
You are in /cum/ so did you forget to post this on the 'log

>>215903590
Just take her to the hospital to get the medicine, then say you can't pay. Most hospitals are non-profit and are required to have some sort of assistance programs.

>>215903590
rest in piss geg

It's over, I will never have sex

>>215903590
**hugs**

>>215903743
It never began

Listened to a 2.5 hour long album this morning.

When are millennials finally going to leave this website and go start their real life?

>>215903807
And that’s how I know you’re lying

What's 9 + 10

>>215903832
Millennials are from 1981-December 31st, 1995 thoughever

>>215903874
910

You ever just be chilling then remember you’re ugly as fuck

>>215903874
No I'm not

>>215903874
TWENNY WON

>>215903874
thrembo teen

>>215903900
No

>>215903874
you stupid

>>215903918
This is what Mexico used to be about

>>215903973
Would they kill a gringo if he ordered his shii without coriander

>>215903875
Feet

>>215903918
>>215903973
Why do you blog to us
Like surely you have friends or something

>>215903973
>>215903977
do italian and spanish pipo vaguely understand each other due to how common their linguistic origins are

>>215904030
This could apply to every one of us

>>215904052
Idk I’m FK

>>215904055
Very few anons here actually blogpost it's mostly shitposting and stream of conscious garbage

>>215904065
Faggot Knigga?

>>215904100
That’s me

Women owe me sex and money

>>215904015
Nah, whatever you want
>>215904030
There's at least one person in the thread that thinks the pics are interesting, that's good enough.
I'm socializing right now, I'm at the bar just posting a few pics on smoke break.

>>215904140
YOU owe me sex and money

>>215904052
Si

>>215903807
Which one lad?

are you a smart fella or a fart smella

I'm drinking coffee.
>>215903973
That's some absolutely vile looking iced coffee.

gringos can't handle coriander

>>215904298
It’s sopa de macaco

Have you ever dated a transbian before?

>>215904189
Somebody go HEEM this anon in Puerto Vallarta

my friends walked in on me while i was wrapped up in my bed wearing only underwear with my phone in hand. Now they think I was masturbating and I can't convince them that I was checking my bank account

>>215904262
A because B

Have you ever shut the fuck up

>>215904360
Just say you were jerking it who cares

>>215904417
because im not a coomer

how is it thursday already this is outrageous

have you ever seen a moose kissing a goose

>>215904346
anon is a chad. did you not see his selfie?

this site is ironically a lot similar to r*ddit, just an edgier echo chamber that ostracizes anyone who goes against the narrative

>>215904526
Can't be a Chad at sub 180cm

>>215904559
Holy newfag

>>215904559
what narrative

>>215904559
It took you that long to realize this

Bird shit came through the window and hit the bed, fuck I wouldn't even be mad if it had hit me because it would be a good story

this will be stricken from the record

>>215904565
i think he's taller

>>215903874
19

>>215904790
i haven't had sex in a year you normalfaggot

a thousand doors, a thousand lies
rooms a thousand years wide
I walk in the cold sun and wind
all these years will not begin

whatever the hell that means

>>215904933
I have died every day waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more

shall do the laundry now

When it comes to women all answers point to rape

Got a bunch of jeets in my house right now.

>>215904768
Highly unlikely

>>215903973
looks delicious my man

>>215904790
>>215904926
i haven't had sex at all you normalfaggot

>>215903874
incalculable

I never used Vine and have no memories of it nor any sort of nostalgia for that type of posting despite being in that age group.

Keep it nifty on fifty

it's weirder to have a preference for a racial group than to have one against a racial group
>I'd rather not date [insert race here]
yeah that's fine
>I'd rather date [insert race here]
pretty fucking weird dude

>>215900963
Hire him so he can do something that redpills your coworkers

>>215905311
Nobody has a problem with positive preferences if you're Chad. People DO have a problem if Chad has negative preferences thoughbeit. The inverse is true for ugly people.

I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight

Thread full of FREAKS

>>215905049
I actually believe beatings are the answer, brother

I have certain unalienable rights

>>215905385
You're always a chicken

Mouse is broken, need a new one.

If Springtrap can be in Dead by Daylight, Freddy can be in Fortnite

Just got lunch with my buddy at that new Cali-Mex restaurant and they charged us for chips an salsa, shan't be going back

I'm spiritually a girl

>>215905644
Jewed your ass

Somebody needs to put a damn burka on this succubus

>>215905659
>Atheists explaining how they don't believe in souls and religious nonsense, only soycience, but also people are somehow born into the wrong body and that only medical intervention can fix this

>>215905644
I got jewd at one, they charged us about 90 bucks for the mid shit ever

N

>>215905702
I'd kneel in front of queen poki
I want her to degrade me

Thoughts?

>>215905702
>getting fat
>already signs of the wall approaching
I wonder how she will career pivot, political grifter or something else?

>>215905809
Just a short while ago Carney was giving these guys billions btw. Yet another Liberal fail.

>>215905851
Yeah wasn't his government saying that they were going to sue Chrysler for this? Like for what?

>>215905809
>>215905851
more tariffs on BYD will fix it

>>215905809
Tariffs worked in this case

>>215905789
She should be made queen of Canada, she would rule better than Carney and Trudeau

Carney has his issues, but I'll take him over president nonce any day

>>215905949
They pinky promised us a factory in Brampton. We're gonna sue them for breaking the pinky promise but then quietly not do that once the boomers forget about it.

>>215905992
>Reddit

>>215905975
I feel like if you guys get rid of the tariffs on BYD that will bring back the production of Crown Royal to Ontario

>>215906052
What's the point of the screenshot

>>215906018
>Guy who was close friends with Ghislaine is better than guy who was close friends with Epstein
Canadians are really like this irl btw, had this conversation many times and just get the fluoride stare.

we're watching american psycho. expecting a massive box of nuggies and onion rings

>>215905989
We already have a Queen howeverbeit.

Want to see what fentanyl looks like? Here it is in a $3 bag, I got 20 of them which would surely kill me if I decided to take 4. So perhaps a bit overkill but that's the goal right. More of a permanent timeout ironically, considering the stamp on the bag. Also WTF is up with this new captcha

>>215906018
Mark Carney was literally literally on the island

Thread cuck, stop licking my cum out of your wife's pussy and make the new

Don't worry guys, it'll be here any second now

>>215906144
Page 10, faggot.

>>215906129
Fent fiends in /cum/

>>215906185
Too late, thread cuck is already making it right now

>>215906189
I’m not addicted to it

>>215906224
Extremely unlikely

It was very good

>>215906251
Im serious, I got it for sudoku

>>215906141
deboonked thougbeit

>>215906283
What's so bad about your life

>>215906285
>Say experts
>Umm what experts?
>I AM ZE ONE ASKIN ZE QUESTIONS!!!

Going to Newark next month, what am I in for?

>>215906285
>Deboonk the AI images but not the real ones
Unironically being a liberalcuck is pathetic

>>215906349
Being car jacked

>>215906426
Naw somebody Canadian or American make it

>>215906327
I made a lot of mistakes and wasted so much time as a failure I don’t consider myself having provided any positive or productive influence on this world. I don’t know if I’ll go through with it but it’s comforting I have that off ramp if I do decide to go through with it

This new better be epic...

just watched my cousin vinny

>>215905370
what

>>215906349
Niggers

>>215907011
>Chad says he prefers [x] = positive preference
>Chad says he would not date [x] = negative preference

>>215906499
Weak shit dude seek help offline