Thread 215946773

Havamal edition

futurama was never funny

>>215946773 (OP)
don't know what that is not looking it up x

remember the episode where marge got huge tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i--NHHdDL4I

I laughed when he finally acknowledged that no one understands these references to 80s movies.

remember when in that cartoon that thing happened

>>215946792
yanks will see this and think its the funniest thing ever

>>215946792
screaming

>>215946792
POO SCREAMING

>>215946826
Don't speak ill of the dead mate

david tent bedshits

>>215946773 (OP)
>translated hávamál
ngmi

All jews are spies.

Remember seeing something years ago about how Philip Seymour Hoffman was introduced to heroin from that one British comedian guy Alan Partridge. Or maybe I'm thinking of 2 different guys, there's no way of knowing.

remember when marge became a bodybuilder and raped homer and it was played off for laughs

Who remembers Singled Out on Channel Five?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2GxiJUM6o8

lettuce have a good thread!

the baby on family guy is the most relevant british character in decades

>>215946807
the episode where theyre naked in public kickstarted my ENF fetish

>>215946837
Icelanda be kidding me!

Philip Seymour Butts

just done a mois fart and now my arse feels lubricated and my cheeks glide smoothly.

feel like the blade runner from that movie bladerunner 2049

>>215946773 (OP)

Watch me play another /brit/ anon:

https://lichess.org/IxV3kWuxYo8E

hows that chess schooling going?

Why did I see a red line between two posts for a second

>>215946850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45tnuzcXK38
What the fuck?

>>215946845
I think that was either owen or luke wilson? can't remember, i think one of them tried to kill themselves because of drugs and blamed partidge could also be seymour hoffman, but yeah coogan was a drug menace for a while

Cam on BraddersEnthusiast

i wash ma'self with a rag on stick

remembering mihai's stiffy bulge webms and shedding a single tear

>>215946854
think he was supposed to be like a boston brahman not british

>>215946826
>>215946902

>>215946876
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760172869417443.mp4

>>215946904
yeah he was a fraiser crane type yank

>>215946917
A jewish/israeli operative

>>215946917
reckon she's pegged him?

Mihai was sound. Who cares if he was gay

>>215946914
Lol

>>215946917
Saw some bodycam footage of him after he pepper sprayed a lady who showed up at his house and came to the conclusion he is a homosexual male.

>>215946933
i cared

queen of /brit/

For me it was Cavegirl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmG9_f1tTHc

>>215946917
you can see the spic in her face

i don't touch like that

theres no evidence mihai died.

Um!! xx

>>215946954
remember the nip slip? cant believe the editors missed it

>>215946985
2 mental peas in a pod x

>>215946947
Trannies ye be warned

Einstein had a child out of wedlock and did everything possible to obscure the truth about what happened to it. Perhaps he is out there.

now listening to smack my bitch up by the prodigy

>>215947012
would be funny if it was a downie or something

ive never met a jew before and i live in the south east

>>215947002
geoff hurst on a mad one

>>215947012
his identity? the grandfather of spaino.

Every breakup with a woman I’ve had has been preceded with them uttering the phrase, “I don’t feel like myself anymore/I don’t know who I am anymore”
It just means they want to fuck someone else

If anyone's interested in a game:

https://lichess.org/9CeImmVl

Here's the thing, actually, I don't actually dislike Andrew Schulz, frankly. But frankly, I was listening to his program on Apple podcasts while he was away on his world tour, and I was really enjoying the episodes, even more than the couple I'd heard while he wasn't on his world tour. I like... CIA propaganda, I don't know what to say to you.

>>215947007
fucking lmao

>>215946997
lol no i don't remember that

>>215947029
same. i live in the south east asia

>>215947012
Speaking of obscuring: Here's a picture of Canadian PM Mark Carney with Ghislane Maxwell

>>215947031
realest nigga this general has ever seen

>>215947031
Mad that they’re both dead

>>215947029
you've met plenty of secular jews, mate
you just didn't know they were jews

>>215947007
she is not a tranny, flat lives matter

>>215947053
did literally everyone of any note hang around with that cunt?

>>215947077
how would i know
every person ive known that is white has been normal as in not jewwy, normal sounding names normal sounding families normal sounding religious practices if they ever brought them up

Low status sub 5 men like me shouldn't even be allowed to see beautiful women irl. They should just stick me in the coal mines, it'd be less painful

.

might have a vivastreet wank

>>215947101
I have a 150 IQ and I love the Sunday Sport.

>>215947106
you seem very sheltered and naive

>>215947114
Business idea: GUYS wear the veil, full body suit version. That's what they want after all, let's see how they like it when they lift that sucker up and get a look at us AFTER the arranged marriage.

peeling off smeg flakes and flicking them at the back of my 98 year old nans head

Thank you bong anons

Mihai was that poster that talked about queers the way I talk about Emma Watson. Lots of talk about eating poo and sniffing farts.

>>215947147
I'd still be fucked with my pipsqueak voice and boring bastard personality

>>215947142
tell me how then
i want to look back at everyone i met and analyse who might’ve been a steinberg in disguise

>>215947195
You don't have to talk, you don't have to vote, the community will decide who you marry. Can live in Islamic bliss until you die and go to hell.

>>215947184
this stuff is fucking dangerous i can't be left alone with any of it without going mental like zoidberg did to the buffet table in the roswell incident episode

>>215946612
I am Varg plus Platonism.

>>215947184
Mr Kipling: exceedingly small cakes

I'm an absolute fiend for the angel slices however

>>215947222
you're chinese

>>215947217
They are quite heavenly

>>215947240
I'm English/British. I don't believe a Hebrew hippie is God.

>>215947222
>varg
so an extrinsically religious person who admitted he doesn't think the pagan gods are real and that people who believe in them are stupid and didn't get the point of them

>>215947237
if tummys could get boners i'd be rock hard right now

>>215947217
how does this make you feel?

>>215947184
corrr

>>215947217
I bought an edible from the store one time and demolished a pack

>>215947255
Yes, Platonists don't believe in Gods the way Norse or Celts did.

can’t leave me alone with the jam & creams or digestives

>>215947253
>christiananity downs syndrome.png
>Brain chair Wojak brainjak.jpg
You're descriptive filename leaf and you've been shitting up the log all year with your hatred of Whites

these are well peng

I was trying to catch your eyes
Thought that you was trying to hide
I was swallowing my pain
I was swallowing my pain
I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you
I'm just a jealous guy
I'm just a jealous guy
I'm just a jealous guy

>>215947273
What do Platonists believe?

>>215947317
Love the almond ones

>>215947317
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk........

Abrahamic religion? debunked millennia ago

>>215947273
so you should add the atheist one then

For me it's a Chinese egg tart from here

>>215947334
Umₘ Xxₓ

>>215947346
are they sweet or savoury?
i love british egg custard tarts

those lemon ones are so fucking peng i'm actually throbbing and sweating right now thinking about it

>>215947373
Lightly sweet

some weird foreign guy kept staring at me yesterday

why tf would someone do that

>>215947391
He probably thought you were about to set off a car bomb

>>215947326
Plato never actually posited the existence of a being resembling a theistic God. The "form of the good" was sort of the supreme form. There was the "demiurge" who was responsible for creating all of these little blueprints (forms, but actually just universals) from which particulars (objects in the world) are based. The demiurge is interesting, because it doesn't stick around. It created the perfect examples of all things which we see on our day-to-day. There is no sense of worship in this doctrine

>>215947391
its his culture you ignorant rorke

>>215947405
blgo on

Plato was a Christian

>>215947405
he was probably tripping on shrooms when he came up with that claptrap

Don't go wasting your emotion, lay all your love on me

been playing spider man 2, it's a lot fun but the ray tracing utterly destroys the frame rate haha

>>215947436
buy a better gpu then

>>215947446
i have a 4080

>>215947460
yeah 40 stone and 80kg #done

Freezing tonight lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcmG1MwV_Ho&list=RDwcmG1MwV_Ho&start_radio=1

>>215947478
a balmy 12c where i am

slapping my tip across rorkes tongue

>>215947493
6c here, proper chilly

>>215947503
you must be many miles to the north of my location then

>>215947509
Well, where are you?

>>215947478
turn the ray tracing on, warm up your childhood bedroom

just done some wanking to ballbusting lads

>>215947520
Bristol

>>215947531
Yeah quite far away, incredibly far away actually

Entire bag of Chilli Sensations down the hatch. Diet is absolutely fucked

>>215947531
named after the stool chard I hear

>>215947543
Scotland?

>>215947531
6 hour drive for me

>>215947551
Nah, the NORTH.
(West Yorkshire)

>>215947546
bring them back up

the beautiful and lovely emma raducanu

>>215947546
worth it

>>215947546
Keir Starmer MUST intervene

>>215947433
If you read Plato's Symposium, you'll see the fuckers were just getting drunk and fucking little boys. There's one classic bit where a hot young stud called Alcibiades is basically talking about how cold Socrates is with him in bed. Not just that, but there's evidence of drugs, too (see the Eleusinian mysteries). At any rate, you're probably totally right

>>215947579
that burger patty looks dry

>>215947579
very cute

what a surprise the yank is a paedo

>>215946773 (OP)
HWAET!

>>215947565
some very grim parts there i imagine. bradfordistan is there right?
Leeds is alri though i hear. i want to visit the royal armouries museum.

>>215947433
It’s entirely possible

any good podcasts about roman history for someone who knows nothing about roman history?

Banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56o1gRmt9g8

>>215947596
thats a plate of her poo

>>215947606
We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.

>>215947633
Good post

>>215947622
Mike Duncan History of Rome

>>215947622
The History of Roman by Mike Duncan covers the entire history.
The Rest is History has many episodes about Roman history
The Ancients podcast is another decent option.

>>215947596
it's a vegemite macaron

>>215947704
You ever seen crocodile dundy

losing my mind
going completely mental

Maude Flanders sex cleavage

glod

>>215947636
Me own fooking thane
eaten alive by sum
dragon troll bastard thing!

how does copyright work if a company no longer exists, who owns the rights then
surely it doesn't enter the public domain

>>215947758
Absolute corker of a post for 3am

>>215947607
I'm close to Bradistan, not TOO close though, far enough and expensive enough for them to not be able to get in.

>>215947766
dont know sorry

It's over.

>>215947758
lake bled is very pleasant btw.

>>215947644
>>215947683
ta' lads

>>215947731
that kid is 12 years old now
i wonder if he knows what he did

STEPHEN MULHERN SET TO REPLACE BRADLEY WALSH AS THE NEW HOST OF THE HIT SHOW THE CHASE

>>215947842
massive gay vibes

>>215947829
it is, but contrary to popular belief, it's not pronounced like the English past tense verb form bled

>>215947815
what is the point of the monarchy in 2025? what do they actually do for the country?
i feel they became even less relevant after r Liz died (PBUH)

Post your rare Mulherns

>>215947758
Great post, should have saved it though.

>>215947815
Wonder what's going on behind closed doors, because last time I checked every royal in the history of royalty has been at least pedophile-adjacent. They're probably disappointed with Britain and will take their revenge on it within 2-5 years. You can shame a nation, but a nation should never shame a pedophile royal. Just practically I mean.

>>215947865
just googled it and its pronounced as 'blet'? well blow me down

I need a job
I need a girlfriend
I need a clue

>>215947906
it's got that German raised e, like when a German says neee

What is our response to this?
https://youtu.be/dEI7oX0XxJw?si=TYsF-q0s6NK55-Kb

>>215947842
FAKE NEWS

Think women really like me because I’m a bit of a gossip
Always remember tidbits of information about people and willingly share them while being good at storytelling and constructing scenes

>>215947866
I am generally a dyed in the wool republican, but I take Peter Hitchens point about them as a last resort constitutional stopguard. If shit really hit the fan, like fascist/communist/Islamist revolution bad - then the monarch would act as a sort of emergency brake. Or at least a focal point we could all rally around to resist the takeover.

>>215947927
imagine if bradders guest hosted tipping point and sheppers guest hosted the chase
corrrrr

>>215947935
It’s 1776. Who do you side with?

>>215947935
cant see many people rallying around charles or william. they're both woke wet-wipes

>>215947931
i am scared of women and dont know how to talk to them
consequently i hate them

americans think it was them vs the brits but actually the british common people generally supported yank independence

just watched this

QUITE the mindfuck
kind of nice seeing my first naked anime woman though
I think I understand the hentai FREAKS a bit now

>>215947971
I thought Irish had gift of the gab

Think women really like me because I'm so cocky. Tell them to go fuck themselves first chance I get -- "Oi, nice buckteeth, you fat cow." Then I'll laugh in their face with the lads. Keeps them coming back for more

>>215947925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1mbuFC4ts4

>>215947971
ktim

>>215947935
britain coup d'tats: 0
britain during the revolutions of 1848: silent
britain during the entirety of europe jumping to communism/fascism in the 1930s: silent

they are quite a stabilishing force desu lad
It's amazing how tranquil and dull British history has been relatively speaking.

>>215947971
many such cases!

>>215947979
The war persisted at least partially from both parliamentary sympathies for it and several of the generals involved not engaging in active warfare that allowed Washington and the continental army to remain mobile in the field and evade being pinned down

>>215947989
you don't deserve to watch films or really even exist if what you took from those scenes is booba
you are basically mentally a rapist

>>215947955
I'm with you lot since I am also a big admirer of the American Constitution, which kind of serves as your 'rallying point' in this example. In dire straits you will rally to the Constitution, us to the monarch. The key difference was that America was ready for republicanism. Never before or again has there been a more politically educated generation as that of the Founding Fathers. But can you imagine us trying to do the same thing today? Are we 'ready' as a country to create our own constitution from scratch? I very much doubt it.

are you ready to go on a fucking mission

>>215948022
It was enjoyable on its own.
That just made it extra enjoyable.

>>215947971
Honesty is key, tell them straight up what you told us here

>>215947996
Lmfao

>>215948053
men cannot understand films

>>215947996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFwo76f-9I4

What's weird is that it happened twice.

>>215948060
women's top 8 films of all time are the harry potter films

*flies past*

>>215948087
mad

>>215948087
Shout out to his family

Honestly think /brit/ threads have the most intelligent/high-IQ posts of any other thread on this site. Granted, we're all having a laugh -- but there are too many gems. Haven't seen this elsewhere, TBQH

>>215948012
>It's amazing how tranquil and dull British history has been relatively speaking.
dont we have one of the oldest continuous governments in human history? no major political upsets or schisms since the civil war

mental that this century began on new years of 2001 instead of 1/1/00

that makes me deeply uncomfortable but it's literally true.

>>215948128
just started writhing and spinning in my incel chair

>>215946850
>>215946891
Haha that's awful, imagine, wouldn't want that to happen to me

>>215948111
aye
and after Cromwell's decade we were so clueless we just brought kingberg back
mental we are

>>215948128
categorically untrue

>>215948089
no it goes

1 princess kaguya
2 dune (1984)
3 ghost in the shell 2
4 eternal sunshine
5 alien 3
6 black swan
7 the 400 blows
8 the 36 chambers of shaolin

that is the official list

>>215948092
good gimmick i like this one

>>215948087
they're both edited you mong
the actual radio announcement had the anthem and everything

>>215948111
More or less. We came very close to serious unrest in 1832 however. A lot of MPs houses got burned down. Which is why it's rather interesting to see again nowadays.

I just pulled up on your bitch ass cuz
https://youtu.be/r_IPV2zeDIc?si=Hq00bwp_9TWU9Qn7

WOKSTAR VIBES

>>215948175
Nothing gets past you

>>215948182
the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel

>>215948155
aye?

>>215947979
hardly a war at all when you look at the numbers KIA. Mongols would drop 10x that in a day

How much have you guys made this quarter

Is he the worst Prime Minister in British history?

>>215948214
So it begins...

how much do you lads pay for your phone contract?

i love when women smile
they look so nice

>>215948216
Buttons and washers

>>215948221
Not even the worst this decade. And that's saying something.

>>215948221
2nd worst

>>215948224
Still paying for my 3G Sidekick phone. Handful of cell towers catering to me alone, I reckon

>>215948216
You didn’t attend /brit/‘s quarterly earnings report this morning?

>>215948221
He is actually generally good at keeping cordial relations with the United States as for domestically in the UK I don't know enough to say

>>215948224
£100

>>215948240
Holy shit, my hair is exactly like his there

>>215948224
Mother dearest pays me phone bill

>>215948202
what's worse is that it goes 1BC then 1AD so ten years before 5AD is 6BC

>>215948248
prove it

>>215948248
Wow generic white man hair by a generic white man?

>>215948202
yeah well that also has a picture of franz ferdinand getting shot which definitely wasn't 21st century

>>215948264
No. You'll just have to take my word for it

>>215948276
shant

Mad how years and centuries are just a social construct and don't actually mean anything

>>215948248
sexo hair

>>215948291
They do tho

>>215948221
Boris Johnson, Liz Truss, David Cameron and Tony Blair are far worse

>>215948297
um

>>215948291
they're a useful way of measuring time actually

>>215948291
Haven't even lived for either of those periods of time

>>215948291
this is true of all categories, all named things, everything but reality in itself, ding an sich

>>215948307
Literally an adult man

>>215948261
You can thank Dionysius Exiguus for that!

By the way the year 525 AD - that was the first year anyone on Earth knew what the "correct" year was (aka our current year system).
The Catholic Church wouldn't accept it for another 500 years though despite it coming from a Catholic monk in Rome.
England actually started it thanks to an Anglo scholar named Bede in the 8th century, then Charlemagne liked the idea and crowned himself on Christmas Day 800. Popeberg started using it in papal bulls on 1014 at last.

>>215948297
he is fucking shite in alien: earth. terrible acting

>>215948270
>>>>>>/cum/

>>215948291
They're determined by Earth's orbit around the Sun, so no, they do mean something.

>>215948326
need a year zero urgently (not in the pol pot way)

>>215948329
Show sounds retarded as fuck whenever I’ve read about what’s going on

>>215948314
i remember reading my first kant book too

>>215948329
On like episode 4 with the gfberg. It better get going soon or I will drop it hard

>>215948343
that's not how they're determined actually

Thinking about investing 30k in Palantir in the coming weeks. Secret inside information sort of thing. Anyway, anyone interested in going halfsies?

Vengo a ustedes, los amos del doxeo, los señores del caso, no vengo en son de malicia, vengo por justicia, un grupo de estafa que distribuye CP... deseo que alguien mande su culo fuera de Internet y si es posible mas lejos... necesito que esto asique porfavor háganlo llegar a las personas correctas, muchas gracias por su atención

Busted had some great songs

>>215948305
Cameron doesn't get anywhere near enough hate, austerity as a response to the 2008 recession and flogging off the royal mail and then just letting and holding the eu referendum despite knowing the risk. he is the core of what fucked us up beyond fixing

When I did your mom last Saturday we played this
https://youtu.be/WfmTq2B31tE?si=NefINrHdnh8qj8Sv

>>215948355
I didn't say it wasn't 101 you sassy whore xx

Looking at houses again. I was up at Pateley Bridge the other day, its a bit far from West Calderdale where i'm really looking. But I do love North Yorkshire.

Which of these do you lads prefer:
>https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/165441626#/?channel=RES_BUY
or
>https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/164068793#/?channel=RES_BUY

I think i'll contact the estate agents for both but i'd like some opinions.

>>215948348
>>215948357
yeh its very average imo. the addition of new alien species is pretty cool but thats about it.

Been scranning tf out of grilled cheese's fried in olive oil
It lush x

>>215948368
name twenty eight of them

>>215948383
are you the same freak who deep-fries with olive oil?

>>215948383
that’s called a toasted cheese sarnie mate foy foy foy

that Stephen Graham movie that's all done in one shot and he's a chef that does a lot of coke was really good, much better than that pompous Anya Joy whatever thriller, though the ending is a bit puritanical, but you know, it's a brit movie, gotta take that into account

>>215948377
It's nice to dream. But please keep it to yourself, mate

>>215948395
Nah I'm not that mentally ill
>>215948396
It yummy

So why was IPA economical to ship to India
Why not brew beer locally
Were they dumb

>>215948377
>7.35 acres vs. 4.9 acres
No brainer mate. Land is the real investment here. They're not exactly making any more of it haha

there's still some the same stuff we got yesterday

>>215948392
Year 3000
Crashed the Wedding

and then the Thunderbirds theme song x 26

>>215948422
they do make more land though :) so you're technically wrong :)

>>215948383
Isn't this amazing? I typically do butter or olive oil. Love to butter the bread, fry 'em, place some cheese on top, then, separately, fry some onions/shallots in olive oil, and pour them on top. Usually use gruyère or mozz (or both). The onions/shallots make a difference, though. Butter + olive oil is amazing, too

>>215948435
Get me down the land factory on Monday morning then haha

>>215948441
He didn’t ask did he
Neither did I

>>215948427
existential post

>>215948441
You have to do everything in one pan, seriously. The flavour is fucking unreal. All absorbs into the bread.

>>215948377
hm hard to say. second house is cheaper and has more acreage but is a smaller house. depends what your needs are

>>215948441
corr

>>215948456
alri location location location

You should cook with tallow you absolute IMBECILES

>>215948472
>they cook their food
ngmi

>>215948472
I cook with lard since I’m not a cow worshipping hindoo

another thread draws to a close.
migrate when ready de lads
>>215944790
>>215944790

>>215948481
>>215948481
>>215948481

>>215948478
Alri Goatis

NEW

>>215948496
>>215948496
>>215948496

four threads brit? four? that's insane

>>215948515
four naan mark?