Thread 215994193

Janny reppelant edisi

jeetny mad

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Eating this tmr.

sundul gan

>>215995068
imagine cutting the legs of the person on the left and use her short torso for sex

>>215995117
what

why are they whoring their mom out?

>>215995068
Oyakodon

happy deepavali to my keling friend, ariff

fantasy

reality

>>215996591
why are you posting a tranny, chud

>>215996591
I look like this

>>215996591
my neighbor (a girl) looks like this irl

2 very austronesian parents can have quite chinky offsprings for some reason

zero cinak resemblance whatsoever

don't like bob, he ruins women

>>215997101
Not cinak looking, but this definitily not an austronesian look, more like mainland SEA

>>215997211
bob general

>>215996986
Literally sunda

>Amangkurat I (Mataram) kill kyai/ulemma who involved in violent political disruption
based or? I am muslim and hate kyai/syekh stuff

https://id.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pembantaian_ulama_oleh_Amangkurat_I

>>215996790
>why are you posting a tranny, chud

>>215997822
I don't blame him

>>215994875
No, make war so i can profit, you goyim.

>>215997278
it's called austroasiatic
i think she got it from his mom

a literal faggot couple just crossed the road, while HANDHOLDING

this is a pure austronesian phenotype you will never see in the mainland
punch punch punch

Is working condition in /asean/ worse than in /evropa/?
How can we work more efficiently?

guys
redhead with braces
that is all

>>216000255
how about seamonke with braces?

>>216000610
>how about seamonke with braces?
creamberryfairy is flip i think

wake up, asian

>>216001630
noooooooo

i swear to god that customer service are used to be good. because nowadays it seems like they are kinda using template answers o algo. even if they connect me to AI, i wouldn't complain. because it's a chatbot. but it's a FUCKING human being. they should be more helpful.
call center niggas, do online agents have some kind of manual book that contain every answer for every potential question by the customers? because it seems like what they do everyday. if they were working as a suicide hotline agents, there'll be an increase numbers of suicide of people who called.

>>216001872
...

>>216002321
I guess it's because back in the day, customer service were usually run in-house. that way, a company could train its staff with really specific information. but these days, it's pretty common for one call center to work for dozens of brands. the downside is that the agents often don't have that deep, specialized knowledge for any single one.

>>216003192
outsourcing could help but also destroy your business, i think

gn
or good morning i guess

>>216002321
reminds me when i called work, and they have to waste 30 seconds answering a robot to determine how they wanna route your call
bring back swicthboard operator

>>216000610
>>216001872
>>216003192

wake up

>>216006752
mom asked me to buy stuff from the market for breakfast

>>216005682
>>216006752
>>216007233
>>216007471

>>215998686
if you mix mainland with papuan you get austronesian

>>216007471
>>216007593

>>215997513
Based
I'm muslim but if normal people in here decided to gang up and cull those NU kyai/gus/syekh whatever they want to call themselves, I'll join up the band and kill those kyai oldfucks in an instant

i just realized this is monday, what the frick. is it just me or time is getting faster?

>>215997822
>delivery health worker
what's that? is that a mistranslation?

>>216008284
>>216008452
It's just another word for "call girl" in nipponese. they use a different term on purpose.

she cute

wmam

>>216008672
>>216009678
laokots room

weight update
stopped IF for few days because i got flu

>>216010577
What height?

>>216010577
is that fat percentage

>>216010615
yes. it is from a $4 scale.

>>216010600
177cm

>>216010577
>Your BMI is approximately 24.7
Not too bad but keep going anon

>>216010615
Do not trust body fat ratio measurements from a cheap chink body scale
It's all faked

Today I want to share with you a Vietnamese fairytale I learned from Taiwanese library. It's about betel nuts chewing.

There were two twin brothers. They both went to study under an old man. The old man married his daughter to the older brother. The younger brother felt sad because his brother stopped being close to him. To make the matter worse one night the wife mistook the younger brother for her husband and kissed him. That scared him away and the younger brother ran to a riverside and turned into a piece of lime stone. The older brother found the stone and felt sad. He became a betel nut tree standing on the stone. The wife found these two and felt sad too, and turned into another plant that sticks to the two.
One day legendary King Hung walked pass the three things, and he combined lime, betel nut and the plant and chewed. King found the medicinal effect of it. He spit out the pulp on the rock, and the juice looked like red blood. The king understood the red color came from the love of the twin and the wife, and told Vietnamese people about this medicine and this story of love.
https://www.vietnamtourism.org.vn/mobile/attractions/culture/myths-legends-folklores/su-tich-trau-cau-the-legend-of-the-betel-leaves-and-the-areca-nuts.html
(This version didn't say that the wife kissed the wrong man)

june

>>215997513
PKI was massacred because they were anti-oelama.

melody

>>216010855
When I googled about the story in english I found that it's actually hard to find the story without correct keywords. And once I found it, I found it's a little different from what I read, which I have to write down myself.

It's the opposite when I googled the story in Mandarin. I found several webpages copying exact the same copy. They all copied from a book excerpt used to promote the book. They seem to follow the version I read, and keep the important details I forgot (the names of the brothers. The King learned about the plant from local people. He tasted it and fount it spicy and tasty etc)
I felt that if I were to tell the story, I should have mechanically copied this mandarin version online, rather than to paraphrase it myself. But it's actually just a book promo. But everyone copied it like it's told by the authentic guy.

>>216010855
>>216011205
reminds me of this classic
https://youtu.be/7et6-nByfw8&t=14

wake up, asian

>>216007820
mainland have no austronesian unless its chams(extinct)or peninsular malays with latter being austroasiatic speaking austronesian language. Filipines are purest austronesian but mixed with incel western negrito dwelling in jungle unlike papuan

>>216011635
Chams are still there

OH KONOHA I SWEEPED YOUR FLOORS MOPPED YOUR FLOORS TOOK CARE OF YOUR PETS TOOK CARE OF YOUR YOUNGEST BROTHER AND DAUGHTERS I MADE YOU RICH KONOHA I SAVED YOU MILLIONS OF RUPIAHS KONOHA I SAVED YOU FROM HOUSE CHORES KONOHA I SAVED YOU FROM THE TROUBLES OF COOKING YOUR MEALS YOURSELF KONOHA

NOW MY TALENTS AND SKILLS AIN'T FREE

LITERALLY EVERYONE PUT IN EFFORT TO MAKE YOU RICH KONOHA
LITERALLY EVERYONE PUT IN EFFORT TO MAKE YOU RICH KONOHA

All of your friendship is based on business, isn't that vapid and shallow?

Konoha is a vapid, moronic, shallow, worthless, easy to read, insufferable country with no actual moral compass hiding behind money, control, power, and pretend lovers

My lunch.
My bf has the other half of the egg.

>>216012412
Sizzling gyoza
My lunch part 2

>>216012433
My desert and coffee

fat fuck. that's 1000+ calories right there

Coffee time

>>215995068
i want to lick her exposed tummy

Uh, a little bit of weed, hard liquor for the ladies
Got me feeling like a young Dan Schneider from the 80's
With a Jewish law firm and an all black Mercedes
She playing with the balls like Brady (ay)
Fuck off with the shitty little kids with their stupid shit
I only wanna see the ones with a body fit
And I don't want to be the one to be a little bitch about it
But I'm just saying what everybody is thinking (hahahahaha)
Where the titties at?
Dan Schneider why you ruining your business?
You realize I'd probably buy cable if you keep all the girls
And the ratings all stable
Cuz I ain't tryin to see a young baby in the cradle
Cuz I'm not a pedophile
I'm not trying to see that shit (c'mon man)

>>216012412
cravin thick and rich tonkotsu soup

slow

Is there a scientific reason why i hate seeing fat people in restaurants

>>216012412
>>216012433
>>216012459
>>216012507
girl lunch

>>216011182
Glowies simply afraid of commie govt in asia because no open market. Idk why kyais killed. Maybe they part of glowing agents (just like NU)

Fat

>>216014236
Glowmaxxing

I can't look for a decent website that sells walkers. Philippines has truly fallen.

>>216014302
>I can't look for a decent website that sells walkers. Philippines has truly fallen.

>>216012908
faggot looking bishonen ruined an potentially great doujin

just posted something really good on my Rifky Zena linkedin

go read it

>>216014598
agree, shouldve been a normal monogamy relationship doujin like ulrich

i would kill da lopez w/o hesitation
i don't give a shit about their opinion but their face are punchable
jeet tier like

why the fuck do flip festivals look like indian and latinx festivals? where are austronesian festicals?

gua ahmad kemal pahlevi cita cita jadi haji

>>216014996
Lets face it. Early indog youtubers like reza arap, da lopez brother, chandraliow, and the rest of his gang are bunch of talentless retard, except maybe the guy who play that piano or something

>>216015163
Baguio festivals have some Austronesian feels to them

festival is haram

You're not even muslim stupid dumb fucking flipmonkey

Festival is haram

>>215994193 (OP)
do /asean/ anonymoose celebrate deepawali?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diwali

plapplapplapplapplapplap

nahida is cute and funny

>>216016108
Nope, the philippines isn't as indicized nor they host a large Indian diaspora compared to other ASEAN countries

o algo

>>216015264
>reza arap
Holy shit, he looks like a frog.

No covfe tiem today T_T

>>>215994193 (OP)
Now Then, In the Name of Jupiter-Neptune:
Those who bless the Ukrainian-men are blessed in all ways,
As those who curse the Ukrainian-men are cursed in all ways. Selah.
> And all of that, is “because I forgot”! Amen, so must that all-ways be.

what happened to the jobless flip

>>>216012412
>>>216012433
>>>216012459

--> >>>/soc/

bucky cho

>>216016904
couldn't pay for internet anymore

Why are the jeets and muzzies fighting again on /int/? Are they chimping out because of the war or is it some other esoteric bullshit? What the fuck are the mods and jannies doing?

>>216016215
i see
>>216016288
:D

you just know...

>>216017581
baits and posts by spam bots like barneyfag and that sinophobic mutt keep this board stat high
some kind of competition by jannies o algo

Idk

>>216017742
beastiality :
beastiality, japan : XD

>>216017802
Mukanya kaya cowok.

>>216017802
>>216018283

>>216017581
discord raid

>>216018455
She needs to be disciplined with the belt and possibly see a psychiatrist

>>216017581
The Zutt War

O Lord Almighty, smite all footfags

do i add butter after or before toasting

>arranging a cruise trip around asia for my family
>it's $2500+ USD per head for a two week cruise
>not included is the $600 mandatory gratuity/tip
>if you want to eat at the specialty restaurants it's $60 per head plus mandatory tip
>if you buy at any of the in-ship stores it's customary to also give a tip


glad im not paying for this

I dont talk to vapid useless men over 20 and clueless friendless teenagers under 20

>>216019336
Need quick rundown on what zutt is and why Indians latched onto it. Coprophilia? Or is it just something embarassing to acknowledge?

>>216019944
Mohammed in a hadist got gang of zutt people rode him
i don't religius enough to defend it and even if i do, I'll only keep that shit alive in this board

>fell for /fit/ meme and went to buy sardine
>3$ for a small fucking can
>went back to old reliable pic

>>216015264
ANAK PEJABAT NEGARA
SUKANYA BIKIN HURU HARA
GANTENG TAPI APA GUNA JIKA MASUK NERAKA

SOLAT TAK PERNAH DILAKUKAN
MENGAJI SELALU DILUPAKAN
GANTENG GANTENG PERCUMA KALAU GAK PUNYA IMAN

>>216016290
Who dis come on post the @

>>216020127
Eat what locals eat
Something like peanut butter is fking expensive compared to eggs and chicken breast here in my cint

>>216020187
still have nitpick about it desu.
Some people really like boney fish for some reasons.

>>216020127
Instead of taking care of your health so you can flex on others or whatever, train your health so YOU CAN FUCKING KILL WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE

learn silat with karambit
Carry a hiking stick around and answer "yeah its an umbrela" when someone asks
Sleep right
Never stress
Get a taser
Get pepper spray
Basic looksmax like body lotion and face toner
Wear matching color palette clothes, unironically learn color theory, you dont have to buy expensive clothes.

Eat anything you want but only eat rice and carbos at night
Ask the most jacked coolie in your neighborhood what's their routine is like

>>216020167
ai won chud

You mean for waste of space gooners like you? Then yeah, ai won over your life, self respect, and dignity

Holy shit rifky is actually back?

proof?

>>216020241
i actually "finished" silat cekak training but the thing is, you can't really spar. maybe i should join boxing or muay thai for real life practice.

>>216020241
Don't think we have silat here.
It's mostly Tae Kwondo and Karate.
There is kick boxing, but people treat it more like a career than a hobby unless you go to one of those expensive ass training

>taking advice from rifky
NGMI

Buset dhek
iPhone taun kapan itu dhek masih pakai touchid
Nyambung wifi ac Kakak udah bisa belom itu dhek

Saw 2 nice boobies from 2 petite teens in town today but I'm too depressed to fap. What a waste.

Did they looksmatch

it is over...

Watching birds on the roof right now as rain falls gently.

>>216021780
i thought koreans were more protestant/evangelists

>>216021841
More like christian cultists.

Rifky has been more back than ever

>>216021841
Catholics make up 11% of South korea's population o algo

>>216020572
>>216020605
That's good. Any contact sports is good actually.
Disarm and deescalate. Do not injure, maim, or even kill.

https://youtu.be/dulD8hxTel4

Have you known about this 1998 visual novel that has possibly the first filipino characters?

Is this Indonesia's biggest cultural export?

....

(っ-＿-)っ

>>216023401
Have you seen the aura farming boy?

>>216023232
>Best young talent
>Couldn't get a job for months

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ipkn_EluShk Indog soft power giant by 2030

the girl i like is a lesbian, kill me now

>>216024475
Just become a katoey maybe?

N

I

G

germany

G

stop being so racist you bunch of worthless niggers

E

Just got accepted into a company, but they didn't agree on my term.
Should I do quiet quitting on my first day?

>>216025309
why did you accept the offer in the first place?

>>216024177
Cute femboy

>>216025461
ah shit
wrong general

>>216025322
Holy shit, she’s ugly. I think this is the actress that has so many movies, and the cover photo is always photoshopped heavily to look cuter than irl. I remember avoiding her movies after a few times falling for that.

>>216025699
That's exactly why I would only watch my javfu and nothing more

>>216025322
dave chapelle if he moved to japan instead after his his freakout

bakit walang tumatawag saken sa inapplyan ko?

>>216025322
>>216025699
Yoshine Yuria. WAAA-135. Damn, she’s ugly.
>>216025785
Niimura Akari is the other way around. Bad cover, but really pretty in movies. Especially older ones. Especially giga ones like GHLS-40, GHKR-77.

my fav gravure actresses kei fubuki got walled recently. she lost her goddess tier belly

>>216025358
Because I don't have no other offers

for me, reon kadena

>>216020399
I find it funny that Malaysia has 0 cultural export in SEA that's not Malaysian Chinese
Even you guys have been stepping up with the cultural exports in the 2010s

>>216026136
>reon kadena
damn you old

>>216026168
>upin ipin
boboboy doesn't count because it's cinak made

>tired from work
>meditate a little bit
>feel instantly refresh
Is this the secret?

1/4 of my porn drive is JAV
i should really delete stuff

>>216026206
Can meditation cure the loneliness of not having a gf?

>>216026254
It can make you temporary forget.

>>216026237
amateur

>>216026269
Can I meditate but still point my meditation to my own God?

>>216026306
Vanilla or hardcore rapey content?

>>216026203
Upin and Ipin is only relevant-ish in SEA
Do they even have a cult classic like Ma Rosa or The Raid?

>>216025309
Outperform everyone in 6 months. Play politics.

>>216026306
if i didnt routinely delete really old videos i'd probably have over 5tb by now
i should probably buy those 10tb hdds since they're so cheap now

>>216026306
>>216026237
mine consist of the pro an amateur

>>216024167
Look at my CV dickhead it's there on my linkedin

Not my fault in order to get a job in this boomer shithole you need decent certs and what not

I'm currently doing a ccna, linux, and security+ training. Fuck you.

>>216026343
It's really just training your focus.
Some whitey use a bunch of random words to meditate and pay a shit ton of money for it (Transcendental meditation).
You can use your god as point of focus
>inb4 someone brings up Vipassanā

>>216026203
why boboiboy cinak made

>>216026396
You're too picky
Entry level jobs pay entry level wages
You can't suddenly ask 20 mil IDR salary for your first job
It's a process

Humblebragging cambodian again just cause your employers have low standards

>humblebragging cambodia
What?

>watching porn with men in it
Just admit you're gay, you're getting off to another man's dick.
>inb4 muh immersion
>Inb4 any other excuse to watch another man ejaculate
Shut the fuck up, fag.

>>216025309
You're replacable, chud!

>>216026353
Old collections were rapey or bdsm
New colections are mostly PoV and/or vanilla with lots of hugs and skinship.

>>216026468
the creator look chinese to me

>>216026573
ignore the retard he's a literal slum dweller that just learned a new word

>replaceable
Not for the next year

>>216026082
use it to get better offers

>Not for the next year
Oh my sweet summer child

>>216026624
What make you switch to the light side?

i heckin love tapsilog

Before 2035 i will work on a tier 1 esports team, just watch me

>>216026715
Use what?
Already negotiated my term but they still went "take it or leave it".
Better lower pay than being a neet I guess.

>>216026777
where to watch

I want Tapi-slop served Filipinx style

for me it's pares

chicksilog for me

gusto ko isaw

You are now hungry

what i ever wanted was that beef tongue curry in charlotte

>>216026804
Hltv.org
Where else?

Okay so, my shithole is kind off just collapsing

i only speak english (outside of french) and uh, i'm considering escaping from francistan

any cunts that i should fuck off to? kthx habibis

>>216025309
We have probation period exactly for faggots like you.

>>216027230
Brunei

>>216027230
come to sulu

>>216027230
getting a job and visa is a bitch though

>>216027024
that aired a decade ago, surely you could've already made it yourself

>>216027230
what happened? the fucking heist ruin your country (saw yt short about that,fucking wild the heist happen under 5 minutes)?

>>216027500
Nah we're going down the shitter because our government literally doesnt work lol. we can only fix it by 2026 or 2027. so we're gonna get the greek treatment soon

>>216027500
he stole it and looking for places to hide it

I could never get used to firsties telling us third worlders that their countries are collapsing only to come here and find out that it's worse over here.

>>216027500
maybe this >>216008656

>>216026206
Have you tried cardio? I’ve been doing stationary bike while watching pov bike videos in youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEI8NBHlwSE
It’s nice.

>>216027598
did it every day.
Not as good as meditation though

>>216027320
it's not as dangerous as it used to be stop scaring him
we stopped beheading ytpipo years ago (unless you're a youtuber)

>>216027625
Interesting, I’ve always experienced better effect from exercise rather than meditation.

>>216027675
meditation can be a mixed bag of result desu.
On some days, it feels great.
On some other days, it feels like it does nothing.
cardio is more consistent, but when meditation does feel great, it feels really great.

>>216026951
code?

>>216027626
are you talking about this retard?
i still remember laughing my ass off when i heard about it
>immediately marry some random girl that showed the slightest bit of interest to you
>decide to live together in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere that is known for being a hideout for terrorists
>start a micro-loan business for god know's why
>get countless warnings both from neighbors and barangay captains that people are planning to kidnap him
>refuse and just livestream on facebook all day to an audience of 5 people
>some time later you're a bloated corpse off the coast of sulu

>>216028101
what the fuck did he think was gonna happen living in literal muzzie central?

>>216027598
Grim
Exactly sounds like Black Mirror S01E02

>>216028101
kek i remember this nigga from a yt video a while back

>>216028209
there's a kiwifarms thread on this and they suspect that he's most likely literally retarded

>>216019489
>>216019489
>>216019489
bago

just pissed outside

>not out of the window
Gay

>>216029214
you'll only pee when I'm thirsty

I legit going to jail lmao
see you faggots in 1-2 years, hope they don't rape my ass there

>>216029369
Here, some info.
https://old.reddit.com/r/indonesia/comments/134uayt/02_may_2023_daily_chat_thread/jijhgnz/?context=3
https://old.reddit.com/r/indonesia/comments/134l790/benarkah_anak_menteri_hukum_dan_ham_menguasai/jij6xfz/

>>216028935
somehow i knew that thread was going to devolve into facebook tier shitflinging

You cannot compete or outwork someone who is having fun, with high agency, insane determinism, and utterly inevitable.
Your best talents are the ones working for free.

>>216029369
Shouldn't have touched that child, anon.

>>216029369
>>216029435
твн 2 years flies by fast

>>216026206
Do you know why muslims pray 5 times a day?

octopath zero coming out in a few weeks and i still havent beat the true final boss of 1

>>216029369
Sedih yah jadi orang miskin di sini. Ngak bisa asal bayar aja.
Abis bebas pun, ngak bakal jadi orang kaya ala Les Misérables atau The Count of Monte Cristo.

>>216029435
ty bro
>>216029531
it's petty theft still pemberatan doe since I was breaking and entering
>>216029617
indog prison is dogshit pinoy tier

>>216029846
well, ortu dah give up ke gua
gk bakal dibayar sampe bebas tapi paling dikasih ongkos buat nyogok biar bisa tidur di aula

>>216029867
>dogshit pinoy tier
shieeet
stay safe and busy
i hope they have library and mosque

we are taking indonesia after we're done evicting the vermin from east israel

>>216030000
Please. Save us.

>>216030000
yahweh wills it

you're welcome to try
go hide behind some gharqad tree

*eradicates indog family*
zutt
zutt

>>216029807
We literally have hundreds of classic JRPGs to play. They will last several lifetimes.
Why bother with low budget nostalgia bait like octopath?

renaming bali as little bharat as it should
imagine how beautiful it would without the muzzie elements inside it yuck

>>216030759
Saar beating the allegation challenge: impossible

>>216030759
as much as i hate balifags, they're far more superior and different than jeets
and there's not that much influence of islam there, retard
learn moar

>>216030000
quads have spoken

>>216029369
you're not that pinoy

felt like doing a knife only run again

tbqh, real jews won't butthurt that much to go that far to post on /asean/
you're probably a jeet like the one in the vidya

guess the weird visual glitches are coming from my monitor
the good news is at least it isnt a GPU problem
never buying a chink monitor again

>>216029369
goodbye brother

>>216031719
Name and shame.

can you niggers stop responding to baits?

>>216032013
koorui
just wanted a cheap 4k monitor and some semi-popular tech youtuber recommended them

>>216031266
he's just meme'ing
not everyone is a pajeet you schizo retard

indog and pajeet are not that diffrent anyway stop putting yourself like you're far above them

>>216029435
>reddit
>indonesia
>daily chat thread
Go back, megafagget

lol go to sleep rabbi

maew meow meow

>>216032124
you buy cheap youll buy twice

cmon

FUCK IT

new/bago/baru
>>216036665
>>216036665
>>216036665

too early chud

310 oredi doe