Thread 216007386

hard knock life edition

>>216007366
I told you man, janny spends his day on this general

mental how gay i still am

>>216007386 (OP)
>>216007404
>>216007407
>/brit/

>>216007376
i'm not

decided to finally get my driving licence. surely this will fix my inceldom, right

>>216007420
>bitching about wogs
newfag spotted
stfu don't make me whip out my vpn

>>216007420
why do you put on a vpn randomly then turn it back off lad

>>216007386 (OP)
>>216007404
>>216007407
>>216007420
>>216007421
not very british is it

thinking about how shit the trains in the UK are and getting angry again

the only place with even worse trains is germany the worst country on earth

got 2 weeks off work. what should i do

>>216007447
we wuz britishers n shit

think i've got fully goblin mode

>>216007447
britain is for the world

>>216007451
in europe maybe
in the developed world i suspect canada has the absolute worst passenger trains

>>216007427
how old are you?
i'm 22 and i've never tried.

>>216007472
visit israel, kiss the wall, go to synagogue, read torah

alri faggot niggers
who is bitching about jfs?

That's the Yuan formed then, now time to conquer the world !!

>>216007499
32, wanted to get it in the past but since i'm a friendless incel just didn't see the point but i might as well get it since i don't have anything else to do

Is this the most ideal phenotype

IT WAS COLD AND IT RAINED
SO I FELT LIKE AN ACTOR
AND I THOUGHT OF MA
AND I WANTED TO GET BACK THERE

in bed listening to radio 5 live

Are we ladies behaving ourselves tonight?

>>216007506
>>216007509
woah

>>216007533
can't believe charls fell for this

Still chuckling at the picture of the squirrel that said Fuck my life

>>216007522
only ever played crusader kings meself

going to watch "riot women"
i expect it will be dogshit
but got fuck all else to watch

watched one self-defence video because I was curious and now my recs are full of shit like "How to Act Like A Boss in Any Confrontation [START DOING THIS]"

I am in love with Iga Swiatek

It pissing it down
It lush

>reads 50+ books
>invests in oracle

whole right side of my torso is swollen. really got no clue whats going on anymore

The daily ration received by a soldier of Wellington's army in the peninsular war...
5 Pints of Small Beer
1½ lb Bread
1 lb Beef
1 oz Cheese
1 oz Rice
¼ Pint Dried Peas

>>216007702
Needs more booze

>>216007702
that sucks

>>216007702
>1 oz Rice
taking the piss they were

>>216007613
cute retard

>>216007702
um where's da seasoning

i only wank to bonbibonkers leaks now, but she's unable to feel sexual pleasure so it can be a bit hard sometimes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzEbGkRKSGs

>why is no one watching movies anymore?
I mean 500 other reasons but you can also generate disturbingly realistic moving pictures of anything that you desire for free in about 10 minutes.

People not watching movies doesn't literally mean le society isn't collapsing but it's just one other symptom of the end times. Hollywood and everybody involved in the $100 million dollars required to create a motion picture are about to be very scared and confused.

it looms for the freak de toil

>>216007760
not my problem

house is freezing. miserable and feel like shit. back is sore. hope i die in my sleep tonight.

>>216007758
bugman post

>>216007758
absolutely mental that people like you are allowed access to technology

>>216007758
you're a bot

Hello my niggas. Have you ever needed to take a poo but you couldn't find your ass?

>>216007815
GREEN

>>216007758
you were not born in Canada. i can smell you all the way here in Ryazan

>>216007702
Eating better than me

>>216007756
pre or post the weight gain?

thing about birds is you gotta hit what I call 'the cock switch'

>>216007702
*kills and rapes some spanish peasants to supplement my diet*

>>216007863
both if I'm honest
she definitely looked a bit more sexy when she was chubby
now she's lost it all it's a bit grim

>>216007865
omdz

the air is cold tonight

hope the new inbetweeners isnt woke shite (it will be)

Janny's got the swiper !!

can't wait to go to sleep tonight. its gonna be a good one

>>216007890
One of them is definitely going out with a tranny

dogberg huffing and puffing wanting to go out

>>216007890
they're really making more?

>>216007909
Mad that all of them could conceivably do this

>>216007890
neil's dad is bent and that's ok

ktim

Prince Andrew should just out himself as a minor attracted person and say he needs therapy

>>216007984
wasnt funny the first time you posted it

what happens in puerto rico?

>>216007916
You best take that boy out to have a shit on some grass Mr., because that's not where a toilet is lmao

>>216007988
She was 17! Sick fuck

>>216008003
Stays in Puerto Rico haha

20 minutes into this "riot women"
white women with 2 black kids
1 transexual
not laughed once

>>216008003
rum and poverty

>>216008003
trash heaps

Mad how Donald Trump's first political party was named the Reform Party

>>216007988
17 isnt a minor

If you want to go to the dog toilet, first you got to learn how to open the front door

https://youtu.be/DV9KsV45vJ0?si=AQsnBVS_SXRS2knt
^_^

LOL

>>216007833
you can't post this
>>216007865
you can't post this

leftypol going to sleep

>>216008060
calm down carl sagan

>>216007992
it was tragic

>>216008103
minimod cancer

kino
i
n
o

yeah

>>216008130
Trading Places is actually a remake of the 1954 British comedy film The Million Pound Note, starring Gregory Peck.

>>216008172
Yh?

>>216008130
deep redpills in this movie

>>216008182
deep redpills in this movie

>>216008182
All gregory peck films are kino

redpills deep in my arse

>>216008230
My favourites are Roman Holiday and Moby Dick.

>>216008257
Oh, you're home early

>>216008242
For me its hornblower

Gregory's Pecker in Horn Blower.

>>216008074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaG6Z4sYjdM
it's just another day in a crazy world!

youtube has inexplicably recommended me "Boss Nigger Theme Song (HD)"

>>216008242
Need Audrey Hepburn gf

>>216008278
bet you love blowin a few horns you bender

>>216008315
>has a voice so good people force him into acting

CANNOT tell Lancashire and Yorkshire accents apart.
Scouse & Manc are distinct sure, but Lancastrian is very Yorkshire-esque.

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell

UM

sucking on a poo

>>216008326
are you an idiot

Love doing a loud trump and laughing
Hate when the smell reaches me

>>216008388
A mealy mouthed post.

theres a bad poo on the rise

Fartold Trump the art of the shart

>>216008130
the only funny scenes are when Eddie Murphy looks at the camera

>>216008350
Mad how a gay jew is a national institution

>>216008409
A trite reply

>>216008438
But enough about your dad...

>>216008451
Stephen fry isn't my dad. Luckily hes childless

>>216008438
I keep forgetting that he's gay, and that he's a jew

Walking to the petrol station. It’s a bit rainy.

>>216008451
Cooked him

>>216008461
your dad's childless?

Fuck my gay incel life

>>216008482
penis?

>>216008483
No but he probably wishes he was

>>216008467
You getting petrol?

>>216008499
Nah it’s the only place open at this time. I’m starved

why did he do it?

BPD coming through! BPD coming through! BEEP BEEP

>>216008511
Don’t ask me

>>216008511
something to do

Lot of Indians in this petrol station. Bizarre cause my village is 99% white

>>216008562
saw a gaggle of indians at a petrol station recently in a similarly white town
odd

>>216008511
violent urges and wanted to die

>>216008562
No need worry then. They're only Jeets

>>216008511
faustian spirit

>>216008562
Like mold on bread, a small dot

>>216008511
they interrupted his sandwich

>>216008464
>I keep forgetting that he's gay
How

>>216008571
>>216008573
There’s no Indians around here really. That’s what confuses me. They must come from literally miles away to work a minimum wage graveyard shift

>>216008604
>mold
FOY

Think I may buy a monster but not sure which one yet desu

>>216008562
indians always either work at petrol stations or corner shops or hospitals

>>216008622
Penguin Classics aren't what they used to be

And what, pray tell, of Scraniel?

>>216008680
kek

>>216008680
scremaign

>>216008680
smiling

Sorry of irks me that l have the same mental illness as mousey

>>216008680
>Foreword by Diego

>>216008511
terminal cancer
might as well take millions with you to the grave

>>216008680
Diego would've loved this one *points to the sky where he would think he ended up, even though the afterlife and all religion is bollocks* Miss you mate!

>>216008680
scooby dooby dooing

>>216008562
Petrol station by me was owned by indians and on the first day I worked there they told me to be wary of people with Irish accents

Late night /brit/ has been cooking lately. Mental how much better this place is once all the freaks have gone to bed

All I’m saying is that freaks like mousey, despite having the same mental illness as me, should be classed as some turbo freak. I’m well adjusted, meanwhile heMs literally insane.

get the young fitties posted

>>216008753
Mousey's reverse-engineering the dust used in Pot Noodles, have what YOU done?

Might go into town on Tuesday x
Bit of shopping. Get myself something to eat and that. Could be good

UM

I've literally never saw one of those nonce hunter videos where it's an actual nonce and not just socially awkward/ugly sperg just trying to fuck someone especially as the nonce hunters have to use adult pictures as bait.

Either way they deserve it for making a rookie mistake like that but still a mwr phenomenon.

>>216008777
Had a lot of mental breakdowns and made somewhat incoherent posts on here for you all to laugh at.

Would sacrifice all my morals, convictions and political and socio-economic beliefs to have a fit bird to shag every day

>>216008791
>trying to fuck someone
Maybe don't try and fuck 14year olds

>>216008791
you can't nonce children just because you are autistic mate

quit my last job because toilberg kept sexually harassing me

>>216008811
Now now Diego. That's not very Christian.

Starting to wonder how I got my bipolar. I know it can be passed down to you but neither my mum or dad are bipolar. It’s also unusual because I’m a male, and males are less susceptible to things like bipolar.

wish i could kill myself

>>216008791
seemed like this was the case for to catch a predator back in the day too, i think most of them were just desperate/stupid and were going after anyone who would talk to them rather than being career nonces

>>216008850
What's true is no-one here gives a fucking SHITE you boring cunt

Thoughts on the Shropshire dialect? Often touted as the most distinctive in the UK

>>216008865
Still would

>>216008860
Mark Feely is a career nonce, been stung several times and never got any time away for it
Think the nonce hunters just took to slapping him up instead when they caught him

>>216008856
I'll kill you... with kindness. make you cakes and sheeitt. fuck you up with a shopping run and put the kettle on for you playa

>>216008886
>feely
screaming

I wonder if stuff like bipolar, autistic, clinical depression etc is real and wasn't just made up to explain people being weird or having weak characters?

>>216008877
if I reply to enough of your posts is there any chance I might see your boobs Y/N?

>>216008906
He looks about as you’d expect for a bloke with that name too

>>216008910
DONT WATCH
ANIMEL CRULETY

>>216008901
id rather just take some drugs that knock me out and you inject with more drugs that make sure i never wake up, if its all the same

>>216008918
If you search tilde on the r9k archives you’ll see his tits

come to tel aviv

>>216008886
I would go as far to say that mark feely isn't attracted to kids, I reckon he's just such an ugly mutant with 0% chance of ever fucking a normal looking woman he just has no morals or understanding of anything and will shag anything and he just so happens to only get that attention from nonce hunters posing as women.

>>216008877
bore off you tranny mental case freak

>>216008911
>explain people being weird or having weak characters?
what if you used experiments and empiricism to explain this truthfully?
>>216008850
how long do your manic cycles usually last?

Remember when I was mentally ill and I spent all night crying in a field near the hospital sending aggressive emails to the Gregg's HR team because my manager wouldn't let me make the sandwiches on a Wednesday morning

John Skelton sex arse

>>216008911
Those are almost always caused by malnutrition.

>>216008958
>was

>>216007541
what are they saying?

>>216008957
Couple of months usually. I do some truly bizarre shit

>>216008958
dont have to remember, its reality
shame you didnt die in that field

>5 foot 5
>Ugly as sin
>Stupid
>On benefits

Wind your neck in lads obviously he would become a nonce, obviously he should still be killed but can we really blame him for being cursed by God being born a mutant?

watching who shot mr burns
i bet it was the dog

>>216008999
>shame you didnt die in that field

>>216008958
do you fancy men or women? or asexual

>>216009025
He fancies men, he’s forever asking for a boyfriend here and on britfeel

>>216009006
it was the baby

I also wish I wasn't banned from every Greggs in the UK as they sometimes do stuff I'd like to try. Sometimes I walk past Gregg's stores and make eye contact with the staff to assert my authority

>>216009025
Bisexual

>>216009006
It was Moe

>>216008947
had a look couldn't see any boobs just a pic of seasidemark and some wojaks

>>216009006
carl

>>216009081
Despite being only 13% of Springfield's population...

How did the mentally ill, socially awkward and fat ugly mongs on team Tranny somehow convince the fit birds to be on their side? Did they backdoor the hipster movement through the fags?

It's proper grim for us shaggers having to navigate those mutants without offending fit birds

>>216009073
When I get back from my walk I’ll post them. Nothing too crazy though

>>216008850
you sure they're not bipolar? i used to wonder how i ended up so socially retarded but when i look back i realise just how similar i am to my dad

>>216009005
Ha ha .. Is that Oor Limmy I see ..

>>216009067
Do you have a type when it comes to guys?

>>216009102
I don’t think any of them are bipolar, though I do strongly suspect my dad is an autist.

https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
got gifted a sub by someone. thanks for supporting our girl, lad

get a grip you autistic cunts

>>216009067
>Bisexual
have you ever had a fella or gf? ive probably seen you make hundreds of posts and never noticed you write anything sexual or intimate relationships

Ebin left him locked in a car

>>216008866
good post

>>216009156
don't know how

>>216009101
>walk
>midnight

>>216008850
Think it might be connected to genes usually more associated with other conditions, some of which we won't have names for and have no way of sussing out without looking really carefully or having some AI assistance maybe some time. Luck of the draw at the end of the day how they interact and manifest. *massages your shoulders*

>>216008482
wow. unemployed brit woman looks like this!?!

>>216009156
cant im autistic

>>216009140
seasideMARK is my type

>>216009157
Neither

>>216009180
Yeah I’m an incel

>>216009156
okay, now what?

>>216009147
bazza

>>216009195
what do you gain from it though

So this is employed woman aka sacked tranny aka Tilde from /britfeel/:

>posted on r9k under the name tilde from 2015-2018
>lives in a council house with his dolescum family
>highly autistic
>special interests include languages, pokemon, and anime
>compulsive liar
>alcoholic
>bulimic
>got fired after threatening to slice his wrists at work for attention twice
>diddled by his uncle while his sister watched
>obsessed with seasidemark because he reminds him of his fat nonce uncle
>uni drop out
>shoplifter
>compulsive liar
>works at ALDI battlefield road shrewsbury

https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW

anything else?

Don't care how fit they are I'm never, EVER shagging a woman who has ever posted on 4chan.

Any woman who posts on 4chan is bad genetic stock and I don't want that level of autism/sperg passed on to my child

>>216009194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9typ4cIn60
Thoughts on this video? It's one of my favourite SSM moments

>>216009194
have you tried not scaring people by wearing dresses when youre clearly a man

>>216009209
I get to pretend I'm Ryan Gosling in a Ryan Gosling film for a while

greggs going to deathcon 5 when sacked tranny walks in

>>216009218
sounds like me if i was a tranny

>>216009067
Are you lady Zee?

>>216009218
Ebin looked him in a car

>>216009228
what do you wear

>>216009230
id just close the door and say were closed

>>216009240
Ebin finished with him at the Grand Scarborough Hotel

know a guy who's a drug addict, has never held a job and has no education and yet he has two kids and a gf who loves him. me? an incel

>>216009194
>Neither
fair enough. neither have i, not really. i had a sexual relationship with a woman about 10 years ago but i hated her.

>>216009262
Would you date how current gf?

Most incels can shag they just expect to shag someone who is normal when they aren't

>>216009262
you've mischaracterized him because you're jealous

>>216009220
>I'm never, EVER shagging a woman
well nobody would dispute that pal

>>216009295
nope, his job is selling drugs and he literally had to go on the run from the cops and bailifs

we need to take the word incel back and make it sexy using the power of our big brains. the birds will be all over us

>>216009317
women don't care about intelligence

Toast tastes nicer when you butter it before toasting

Tastes like bread from a toastie press

>>216009317
lead the way mate

As a shagger passing on some advice, if you want to have sex with a non fat woman in the modern day you have to have atleast two of these

Good body
Above average looks
Good job -40k or more

>>216009356
I have the first two

>>216009356
just the top two mate

>>216009332
That's a lot of work man.

>>216009332
you're trying to make me set the toaster on fire again

>>216009356
know guys who have none and shag birds all the time

I'm 33 and used to be obese

Now I have a younger gym bunny gf, nice job nice car

You can gain a clue

So THIS is sacked tranny?

>>216009379
No you don't

>>216009356
chloroform
a good sturdy rag

>>216009332
toast tastes nicer when you coat it in egg and fry it
>>216009356
by good body do you mean lean or gymcel

If aids didn't exist I reckon I could bring myself to shag or be shagged by a really fit tranny

>>216009221
It's heartwarming.

>>216009239
No I don't know who that is

>>216009270
Thanks for being understanding

>>216009397
yeah i do. you just need to have a dark triad personality. that's it

>>216009409
Either or, basically a physically appealing body so can be anything from slim with six pack and a chest all the way to halfthor worlds strongest man and The Rock

>>216009356
>Good body
nope
>Above average looks
nope
>Good job -40k or more
no

suppose that explains a lot

>>216009426
Too grim

when you go trans you have to hand in your man card
like physically theres an office you have to go to and give it to a clerk its mental

never take life or dating advice off 4chan you retards

youtube recommending me the japanese my little pony channel

>>216009412
>Thanks for being understanding
No problem. Good luck with the future. I hope you find someone.

>>216009502
imagine all the vile things their chinese sponsors do ti them
degrade and use them as fuck toys
can smell the dried cum from here

>>216009510
Here's one piece of advice:

You've got to lose that weight, and you won't believe the confidence and life it will give you back

leftypol spending upwards of two minutes meticulously peeling off the film lid of his müller corner pot in a vain attempt to keep the thick yoghurt layer preserved
rorke brutishly jabbing through the film with the arse end of his spoon

>>216009546
lost weight nothing in my life changed. still an incel

Mommy Prejac Clench Training
93%(871)

>>216009574
oh, so THAT'S what became of spaino

>>216009510
Even when they say don't come one here?

>>216009510
why not? all the advice i ever got from family, teachers, friends, colleagues, reddit and everyone else ive ever met or interacted with was dogshit. no matter how bad the advice here it literally cant be worse than everything else ive ever been told.

son got a couple of sea urchins on his shii

every time you get drunk you permanently lose 0.1 iq point

haven't had sex since before chinky flu

>>216009510
it's better than advice from normalfags

This is the third time someone's hearted a tweet of mine and then unhearted. You got a heart! Hey cool, let me go look at my tweet. No heart!

>>216009702
I'm down to single digits my nigga

>>216009717
imagine caring about twitter in le 2025

>>216009710
Need this man in important government roles pronto

>>216009702
not to worry, i can get it back by doing speed

Actually would be deep into -IQ by now, probably -30ish

We used to walk together, chasing the dream
Making a scene, be the best you can be
Two years, I should've known
Losing a friend is losing a home
How does it feel
To know you're hated by those you believed in?
To know that I hope you choke?
It's the way you get into my head
Guiding lights, I don't know where you've been
The other day, I was wishing you were dead
Now there's sights I wish you could have seen
Waste no time arguing with a liar
Now you're down with nowhere left to go
Ten years go straight into the fire
We used to know each other, closer for a while
Gave you a chance, she'll go the extra mile
Self-doubt and fear 'til the end
Nailed yourself to the cross yet again
How does it feel
To wake up and wonder why everyone left you?
To know that you fucked yourself?
It's the way you get into my head
Guiding lights, I don't know where you've been
The other day, I was wishing you were dead
Now there's sights I wish you could have seen
Waste no time arguing with a liar
Now you're down with nowhere left to go
Ten years go straight into the fire
Sharp little tongue, scars I adore
Twenty-five stitches, I bleed no more
Sharp little tongue, scars I adore
Twenty-five stitches
Sharp little tongue, scars I adore
Twenty-five stitches, I bleed no more

Thank you MrPaulH
For another fantastic Sunday shave!!
Only a few days until your next shave on

Wednesday!

https://youtu.be/QhdFZhZDHsc

>>216009772
Context required

>>216009772
this has nothing to do with gary eats or pocket monsters

>>216009814
>>216009814