Thread 216014831

Fiveish and Friends edition
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Deadass think I'm growing a wart on my nose

>>216014855
Fr?

>>216014807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8wWW-GWDoM It's real

i don't want a new hobby. i want to sit on my ass all day

>>216014866
It’s over

Bitch, I wish you woooooouuuld burn my motherfuckin clooOOooOOoothes

>/cum/
>hobbies
sitting on your ass all day watching police cam videos and eating junk food hardly counts as a hobby.

I live by the sword

I work out, go on hikes and paint/play Warhammer and vidya. Once in a while I will watch a movie.

Do you go to any other generals on /int/? What are they like? I enjoy /cum/ for the surprising lack of attention whore schizos and the comfy retard stream of consciousness posting style. It's like watching mental illness blossom in real time.

>>216014901
I go to /brit/ between the hours of 2 and 6 am if I'm ever up at that time

>>216014866
Reading, writing, playing a instrument, drawing, lots of hobbies where you can sit on your ass

>>216014897
Does the way you typed this imply you paint Warhammer things? Post one

>>216014865
Am I see Orthodox gang warfare there? That one Orthodox kid pulled off the old Jews hat when he tried to lunge at Fiveish lmao

>>216014910
What do they talk about there?

>>216014901
The Israel general is entertaining
/Brit/ has some gems but a lot of the time it makes me feel like my brain is rotting

>>216014865
lmao the comments are pretty good on this one

>>216014901
>comfy retard stream of consciousness posting style
I love that stuff. Sometimes they leave the english language behind altogether and just speak in nonsense words. Always makes me laugh.

>>216014941
Politics
Poop
Sex
Work

>>216014933
Ok here you go.

lord have mercy

i have a 10k pc and 4k oled monitor just to watch youtube videos

>>216014949
my theory is that's why they get so many schizos

>>216014970
Nice fingers

>>216014978
well that was kind of a waste wasn't it

my mom says i have beautiful hands

I bought a big gaming pc monitor, games look better on smaller screens

Say it with me now: “luxury vibrating chinese hitlerists suck my motherfuckin pubes!”

>>216014970
suckable thumb

>>216014993
yeah, there's no games to play

>>216014999
Piano fingers

>>216014970
How cute
She has nice tits

>>216014999
>>216015000
checked
i play all my games on the steamdeck at the lowest graphics settings and pretend its a big psp. currently playing romancing saga 2.

>>216014999
My mom says I have nice feet

sometimes when my bladder is full and I take long pisses it gets really foamy. when I flush all that foam it makes a really satisfying frothy sound. I know it was a good piss when there's still a bit of foam once the bowl refills

>>216014978
>i have a 10k
I know prices in canada are retard level but literally what did you buy to make it that expensive? custom watercool loop from a local shop or something?

I just have a hard time believing that with everything we now know about human anatomy, with how the brain works, psychology, behavioral studies, shit like Dunbar's number, in-group out-group bias etc. Coupled with modern technology.
That if you got a bunch of really smart people together who understood all this shit and asked them redesign human social structures from scratch starting from first principles. That we couldn't come up with something better than what we are doing now.

>>216015026
I have a steamdeck.

I never use it

Steam dick

I consider myself to be a very beautiful man. Many disagree!

this retard doesn't understand trial and error LMAO

>>216015040
are you not aware how expensive graphics cards are these days

>>216014987
>>216015009
Thanks I think

>>216015019
She does but she's a vampire so she's cold and dead.

Nintendo games are expensive

>>216015082
yeah a 5080 here is $1900 so probably $2500 in canada what did you spend the remaining $7500 on

>>216015055
Its fun for playing old RPGs and turn based strategy games on. can't wait to get all snuggly on snowy days with my little heater on and play roms and park builders on cold winter days. Dunno how or why people try playing modern fps or stuff like diablo iv on it thoughever

Just learned about the Israel-Palestine conflict. Gutted.

>>216015097
cant imagine being a full grown man and wanting to play donkey kong or mario games

>>216015099
I'm sorry I lied, 10k is an exaggeration. it's more like 5k

>>216015099
>yeah a 5080 here is $1900 so probably $2500 in canada what did you spend the remaining $7500 on
Are you sure? 5080's start at $1600 CAD/ $1140 USD now. It was worse a while ago but it's not bad now.

i remember when a budget gpu cost about $250

I wanna make you feel so good. I want to get so fucking big for you. INSIDE YA ASS!

BIT-*ahem*

…excuse me

…

BITCH!

>>216015130
that's a pretty big difference but I can see 5k nuckbucks pretty easily.

>>216015133
just checked, they're back down to MSRPish here. there's even some 5090's for $2500

>>216015152
isn't rtx 5050 $250?

>>216015016
take the retropill

>>216015152
I remember when a house cost 100k (I don't but I have photographic and archival evidence)

>>216014999
My mom says get out of my house

have to brush my fucked up rotten teeth wish me luck

>>216015183
the crash bandicoot remasters go on sale regularly for like $5 on steam

goodnight

fags these days don't even have LAN parties what the fuck is the point of desktop gaming

>>216015198
>paying money for demakes
I bet you bought the spyro trilogy too

>>216015203
Sweet dreams!

>>216015203
Good night bud

>>216015187
I remember that as a 30 year old boomer

>>216015182
can that even run modern games in 60 fps low settings

>>216015206
I tried going to a LAN party once and someone spilled beer in my keyboard

>>216015223
I am also a 30 year old boomer and I remember nice 180k houses but not 100k

powerful

I was supposed to go to a dinner at my Aunts house at 3pm but I didn't get home until 2pm and ended up crashing hard and not waking up until 7pm. I feel guilty.

lan party seems like a lot of work setting all that up and imagine how sweaty you'd be if there wasn't an AC

but I'd definitely still go

>>216015247
Gooners... we used to be at the top of the world. Now we are the most oppressed group on earth, even more oppressed than gamers or jews.

>>216015246
180CA is probably 100kUSD

>>216015226
its okay for 1080p gaming as long as you arent trying to run it with ultra + raytracing. not a great card doe.

i was the only one in class who had a ps3 while everyone else had xboxs

>>216015259
wait until you hear about this amazing invention called 'the window'

>>216015280
why did you have a gaystation it has no gaems

Draw your last pathetic card

>>216015298
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HlmlKaf2-mM

the switch 2 has no gayms

Tropico 4 is the best in the series and I refuse to pretend otherwise

PS2 was the last good console because it was easy to transport to other people's houses and play there. You didn't need an internet connection and you didn't need Sony accounts to play games. You could also share and rent games. Like 2006-7 onwards is just poopy butt re-re gorilla faggot globo gaming

>>216015294
because our xbox kept getting the red ring of death

>>216015331
yoshi's book looks kino, gonna get it and prime 4

>>216015298
clean yo house nigga

>>216015348
i had a ps2 slim and would game on it while on a road trip though the tv was extremely small

>>216015348
>he didnt have a homebrewed wii
LMAOing at ur life

>>216015377
my parents were wealthy so I had PS2 GB and Wii. I meant that entire era not just PS2 (though PS2 had the best games)

>>216015393
PS2 and wii were different generations

>>216015377
>>216015393
>wii
weird kid/tranny console

I remember playing guitar hero on Wii

kinda sucked cause the controller went into the guitar and you really had to shake it to get your...star powerup thing to work

>>216015407
wii sports, brawl and mario kart were GOATed, sucks to be you chump

gn

>>216015421
you can trigger starpower with a button push, dummy

I always had Nintendo consoles and Xboxes. And I still do. I’m a console fag 4 lyfe

>>216015422
if you picked wii sports and mario shart racing over cod and halo you were considered a loser

>>216015431
you could if your little dumbshit cousin hadn't broken that button

getting about time for me to obliterate 99% of my porn collection again

>>216015406
I typed 'era' you illiterate tard

>>216015448
wii golf and bowling literally took over the world. Sit down, junior

>>216015449
I dont have a little cousin, Im the youngest

Sometime ago, Kazuki Takahashi, the creator of Yu-Gi-Oh! passed away by drowning when diving along the coast line in Okinawa to assist a coastguard with saving citizen's lives. His body was found just yesterday and reported dead. This news shocked me and hurt me deeply, and i wish to get my feelings across somewhere, somehow: Takahashi was and will always be an inspiration for me... I can remember every day coming back from school with my siblings and watching YGO together, collecting cards and dueling each other, alongside the friendships I've also made through this series.
Takahashi-San, you did not deserve to die the way you did or at the time you did, but you did it to save others and that's inspiring to us all; for a humble, creative and nice man who's inspired and brightened up the lives and childhoods of SOOO many people throughout your life, and derived nothing but joy from giving joy to your fans and followers, you will be remembered.
Rest in Peace, True King of Games! May you soar the heavens among all the monsters and dragons you've created!

>>216015489
Kazuki Takahashi wasn't just the creator of Yu-Gi-Oh — he was the reason an entire generation believed in the heart of the cards. From shadow games to duel disks, he made a world where courage, friendship, and topdecking a win actually meant something. He died a hero, literally saving lives, proving he was just as noble as the characters he wrote. 60 was too damn young, but his legacy will outlive us all in every kid drawing their last card with 200 LP and no monsters on the field. Rest in peace, King of Games. o7

>>216015488
so you were the one ruining shit...

>>216015471
>wii golf and bowling literally took over the world
yeah among the elderly and soccer mom demographics

Dungeon Master let his fiancée join our game and they keep getting into heated arguments and she mostly just plays on her phone. This week's game got cancelled because she's got to go to a baby shower. We were just preparing to make our final assault on a blue dragon's lair after a year of work uniting tribes and hiring a mercenary army. We've been playing together since high school. Is this really how it has to end?

>>216015583
gay nerd

>>216015583
this is why you only let femboys join your nerd shit

>>216015630
>>216015639
botpilled and jeetmaxxed posts

>>216015669
yeah ok enjoy the foid ruining your game I guess

>>216015669
no one cares about your gay little cry sesh bruh

>>216015639
you aren't a femboy

>>216015715
Don't remember saying I was a femboy

>>216015669
Your friends are getting married and you're worried about battling the blue dragoon, WAKE UP

so many toxic people here tonight

>>216015728
no it's been great tonight until you showed up

craving some chicken right now havent eaten in 2 days

Eating a roast chicken breast with brocc and carrots at 3am

>>216015655
Offer every Palestinian a job at Bucees and Islam will die overnight

>>216015753
ive been here all night thanks for the compliment sweet heart

>>216015760
erm have you considered eating food here and there?

>>216015791
momberg didnt get me anything good these last 2 days

>>216015784
we've been ignoring you though cause you suck

>>216015542
as opposed to the *checks notes* 13 year olds and middle schoolers who were playing CoD and Halo

>>216015808
fail cope

>>216015823
literally seething cause he's so boring

Sometimes I think about reaching under a boymoder!s baggy hoodie and grabbing her newly emerging breasts. Ya dig?

Biggu boobu

>>216015443
Same but for PS.

>wojakposting
just won an argument

>>216015855
you definitely got bullied for being a gay wii kid lol!!!

>>216015851
for me, its Yu shinoda and AIKA

>>216015803
Why do you think you were molested as a kid
What did you do

>>216015885
i dont think that

>>216015901
Picky eaters are almost always child molestation victims so you must have done something bad to deserve it

>>216015908
im the exception

boobtech is advancing rapidly

>>216015803
Short anon?

>>216015927
no

>>216015917
Just eat the food your single mother brought you and quit being a faggot then

>>216015924
What about BBL?

>>216015927
why do you care so much anyway? you tryna fuck his bussy or summin

>>216015956
you cant tell me what to do

>>216015924
Yet gyno removal is more costly than ever.

>>216016144
you got gyno, nigga?

Pizza crusts are just a handle for the food. You're supposed to throw them out.

>>216016144
Just fly to central/south america to get it done cheap like most bodybuilders do. If you get all the tissue cut out you can take more roids without having to up the estrogen blockers.

gonna eat some chocolate im so hungry

spicbros I want to get into more spanish music, I already like gipsy kings and chente. Anyone else to recommend?
(my skin is whiter than semen btw)

downloading a JAV

I want a cute self conscious mentally ill tranner gf but every time I try talking to one they say I'm a chaser and won't let me cuddle them. Wat do?

>>216016239
find one that's not mentally ill :^)

>>216016157
yes :(

>>216016469
let me pinch and suck your nipples

>>216016469
dang. do you have the whole thing, kleinfelts or something? or just gyno

and is it bad enough you have to wear a bra

How to trick women into not noticing my thinning hair

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yjbzUEJONNU&si=kV6abthL1PADHur9
Thoughts on Bob Dylan's son's band?

I wish to play Pikmin

beavers are cool

>>216016789
dam nigga

Remembering Annoying Orange and Slenderman and Gangnam Style and Nyan Cat

>>216016826
yeah

Man?

I believe women are cowards for keeping their genitals on the inside of their body. Us men let our shit dangle in the breeze and that’s why we’re the superior gender. Let me know in the comments if you also think women are cowards and chinese also.

Trump has been getting coached by Usha.

>>216016826
no
no
yes
yes

>>216017026
unc doesnt remember slenderman

>>216016934
is that you, sweety?

Yes
No
Maybe
I don’t know
Can you repeat the question?

>>216017036
fr fr dat unc don't remember dat slendaman bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no cap???

I just want to be independent and have my own place and a job to sustain myself. Wonder if I'll achieve this monumental feat in the next 10 years.

Wish I had some licorice

>>216017124
Same

>>216017066
Mad old man got spooked by Slenderman and wanted to forget about him

>>216017043
No it's some streamer and I wanted your opinion on whether it was a she or not

how niggas be fallin asleep so easy? I got insomnia way up deep in my ass ong

>>216017183
Have you tried sleeping with a fan on

>>216017144
wish i had some canadian twink. maybe we can help each other out

I can't sleep because I didn't drink today

>>216017202
parentbergs don't approve wasting electricity. but I may try playing 24 hour rain sounds on phonestein

I miss the mashed potatoes and gravy my grandfather used to make and I miss the tea my other grandpa always used to keep in his cupboard

I should take drugs to fix every minor health problem I have and see if it works or if I fuck myself up horrendously

>>216017124
I could do that but I keep asking why? I save literally thousands of dollars a month living with my parents. And I’m not dating anyone so who cares

Might genuinely watch the rest of this slop because the actress is so fine

>there has been a major Internet outage
Ummmm good??
https://www.the-independent.com/tech/snapchat-roblox-duolingo-fortnite-down-not-working-b2848289.html

i'm independently wealthy and i'm considering a live-in twink bf

>>216017361
>I could do that
I guess this is what I really want. Just having the means to and knowing that I could.

>>216017398
The board is set. The pieces are moving.

>>216017449
trust the plan
2 more weeks

>>216017438
Yeah so did I. Then I started making money and when it came time to decide if I wanted independence or $1500-2000 extra a month in the bank the money won.

Good morning

>>216017544
it's 3 am in edmonton. what time is it for you

>>216017491
literally no downsides. women today can't cook and are so whiny. the right twinkwife is caring and warm

>>216017572
10AM
Just slithered out of my nest ready to start the day

>>216017572
No way what are the odds

hello I just want to make this post a few times to be sure that the janny/mods sees it, because this user is impersonating 4channel staff

> >>216001510
"racism"

this user is impersonating 4channel staff
repeats:
>>216001596
>>216002058

>>216002658
> >(me) >216002674
post stayed up until I flipped out

same user: >>216003324


this person serially impersonates 4chan staff and either should be stopped (from doing that) or - in my opinion - fired
thanks

>>216017594
/cum/ is a berta bro general

Hell yeah berta wooooo

hi,


>>216017615

spamming AI generated fetishist shit again in global
I am once again pushing for this "person" to be IP range banned

thanks

>>216017593
gonna slither out of my own nest at around 1 am probably

oilberta

>>216017651
meant 1 pm

Bumping this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=z3JmMF6dGGk

>>216017685
For me noon, I have a sense of propriety.

this is both his IPs he is using to post;
>>216017662
>>216017686

i am pushing for him to get banned please. these posts are extremely low quality, avatarsignature posts (and avatar flags)
thanks

>>216017651
>>216017685
>>216017699
>>216017711
hiiiii! *hides away*
I have reached another plateu of manifesting...chic-chocs_lodge

>>216017699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et_E4M4JgIU

I wouldn’t mind a flag-filtering feature so I wouldn’t have to see this retarded british spammer announcing his reports every single day. Get on it, moot.

>>216017699
Classic. I'm listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRwUbSy7HnE&list=RDWRwUbSy7HnE

>>216017711
wowww pinkies up

is the janny canadian

Feeling kinda sick. I wasn't aware 3 beers was gonna do me in.

>>216017792
Oh hell yeah I remember this one from Tony Hawk’s Underground.
>>216017765
Oh hell yeah I remember this one from Tony Hawk’s Underground 2.

>>216017787
well ban him please
>>216017835
probably not I think its a yank (or Mexican more than Canadian then a forren flag)
>>216017846
nuuu

Canada is a very social-orientated, feels related and neighbourly country and I feel like I would belong there

>>216017911
We are Indians why do you think we would get along with you Pakis.

>>216017863
You’re the one who should be banned. Your posts in this general are off-topic. Click report on your Belgian buttbuddy and shut the fuck up.

>>216017927
he isnt my buttbuddy. I am pushing for him to be IP range banned, because he is going to just ban-evade in a sec to keep pumping the numbers in that thread
however I say "no" and would like for the janny/mod banning him to continue

>>216017955
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V9O94UTDAJQ

I like having my balls kicked

hi,


>>216017951
>>216017989

>>216017999
you've never had your balls kicked, but nice digits

>>216017787
just get 4chanx
I haven't seen a ratpedo post in a year
quite literally removed him from existence in my world

>>216013192
>>216013359
Often it's not a matter of choice. Most are born here.
>>216013391
I'm saying the opposite. Faggots are choosing evil, which reflects their moral character. There is nothing good about a guy who chooses to borderline crossdress and "style" symbolizes death and satanism

ghost status: chugged
time status: lifting

>>216018910
Get those gainz big dawg

my ears are hot.

car poop

>>216019176
She’s cute but I still wouldn’t let her poop in my car

reddit is down

>>216019225
How far up the ten scale is required for you to accept car poop?

>>216019361
Gotta be dreamgirl-tier. I drive a lot so I can’t have it smelling like poop in there.

Just finished my book. Goodnight.

I woke up at 9pm
I'm in bed at 7am
Gonna read a book

>>216019176
I drive a street legal enduro I bought with cash.

I’m your dad

let’s get this bread

i wish i was motivated to work out

I work out so I can kill Serbians.

i wanna be ripped like patrick bateman

>if you dont fit our little triangle you are heckin fragile masculinity insecure racist chud bro
>republicans are radicalizing and exploiting you bro
you know even my father loves aoc
how tf did get x/millennials get this stupid

ded gen

>>216014831 (OP)
Watching this new Alma-chan anime reminds me of this lesbian couple that had a daughter through IVF. She was in I think 3rd or 4th grade but seemed like an actual genius. I'd forget I'm talking to a kid because she had such a high level of knowledge, intelligence, and generally mature demeanor. It was quite a strange thing to experience. That was well over a decade ago now, I wonder how that girl turned out.

I have awoken to Momberg making pancakes and bacon

What’s the Republinigger excuse for the shutdown that’s aimed at stopping anyone from ever seeing the Epstein list

me and my girlfriend made a youtube vid
what do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OBhqO0WO8I

>>216021869
i wish i was you

>>216022234
No you don't trust me

>>216022185
Cringe hoe bag wants to larp like she's from the 2000s

gm

Did you know that we have a victory arch in Yorkshire celebrating the American Revolution? It was built in 1783. Come and see it, please.

>>216022455
gm

>>216022480
Americans still don't realize the British were fighting to kick them out of the Empire, whereas the Americans thought they were fighting to leave.

Let’s all be Dale Ditler! Hello mommy, I’m Dale Ditler today. We live inside a dream

*blows off my penis with chinese fireworks*

remember that moids admit that they are all rapists, but instead of taking accountability, they make shit up about every woman in the world ever.

i'm a virgin. i'm not taking blame for what your fucking exes did.

also, if a woman is abused, you say she should have chosen better. why do you refuse to choose better women?

low testosterone is a superior trait. being rash and aggressive doesnt make you wiser than women lmfao.

i've never seen anyone claiming we should raise the age of consent.

moids themselves say "men are simple creatures who only want food and sex" yet you think you're superior and you whine about everything.

>false assumption that male horniness has to do with entitlement
and yet...
>looking for excuses not to have sex
>rejecting men who approach them in real life

i am not against prostitution, retard. stop putting words in my fucking mouth.

>women are just capricious
moids admit that they are fucking rapists.

i'm against all gun control. again, stop making shit up.

i'm not a feminist or a conservative.

not being a violent piece of shit is unfeasible? well, i refuse to lose my virginity for a reason.

i despise masculinity. you are projecting

>talking about problems instead of fixing them
oh my god you have to be trolling

>refusing to date or have families with short men is eugenics
no, being against rape is not the same as forced sterilization.

moids claim that rape by coercion isnt rap, and that moids are simple creatures who only want food and sex. both of these imply that women cannot rape moids.

>>216022894
fuck you foid shoooo
you come round these parts my stupid american compariotos worship your fucking feet
all they ever talk about in this fuarking general 'incel' 'hit the gym bro' 'that pussy bro'
fuck you why you have to exist

>>216022894
bitches really write an entire essay on a cantonese cartoon forum like anyone's gonna read it

>>216022960
saar this is mongolian

finna work out when i finish my covfefe

>>216022894
Foids love rape thoughbeit

KICK OUT EVERY POOSKIN AND SANDNIGGER NOW

incel
hit the gym bro
that pussy bro

>>216023071
Unpopular chud opinion: Christian MENA types are fine

>>216022738
shittiest AI post in a long time

>>216023120
THEY ARE LITERALLY LIGHTER SKIN VERSIONS OF POOSKINS LOOK AT THEIR FACIAL FEATURES FUCKING SANDNIGGER LOVER

LOVE POOSKINS AND SANDNIGGERS? YOULL DIE FIRST IN THE COMING CIVIL WAR

>>216023145
Never had any issues with Lebanese Christians, Syrian Christians, Chaldeans, Assyrians etc.

>>216014860
Why does arouse such strong feelings of lust in me

every that fought against nazi germany and imperial should be wiped out.

the nazi canjeet is a jeet
never forget that
canjeet flags are a psyop run by a panjita bot farm in punjab

moids THEMSELVES admit that they do not want to commit to a single woman

they want a harem of attractive women that they never given any attention to on their own

they DO NOT want love or companionship. moids are not companions.

thread is taking a dire turn

>>216023356
yoshi yoshi
ii ko ii ko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av73DTP64Js

gonna filter the word moid so I can stop seeing this dumb broad's posts

>>216023552
filter the cancuck flags while youre at it
trust me on that one

>>216023578
I filter canada after noon but I leave them unfiltered in the morning

>>216023461
why do they hate this so much bros

>>216023680
women are consumer-minded
to them, an empty room represents space that simply NEEDS to be filled with garbage

your file just flew across my desk luckily i could catch it in time. so i see here that you're pre-approved for a $79,000 loan and we're eager to get that money out to you. just call us back and provide your bank account number, routing number, government photo id, social security number, signature, address, 3 utility bills proving the address, your zip code, employers address, employers EIN number, 1 jewel from the louvre, and a first class flight ticket from kuala lumpur to san francisco. thank you.

guide for finding White Germanic Girlfriend in 2025???

>>216014831 (OP)
>Hello, Fiveish. This is Jimmy Hoffa.

>Microsoft Teams is designed to show me as "Away" if I don't move my mouse for 5 minutes
>literally sitting in some e-training and it shows me as Away
>working in another app and have Teams in the background, shows me as Away
>look up ways to stop this from happening as people might not reach out to me or my boss thinks I'm constantly "away"
>there's literally no proper solution, corporate douche design dictates you are GONE after 5 minutes of not jiggling your mouse and this LAZINESS must be tracked and measured

what a fucking gay timeline

>>216024142
You can easily set it to display as busy thoughbeit

>>216014831 (OP)
>>216024012
So you're telling me this isn't YapDollar?

I am a 33 year old who's life has completely passed him by. I was in a depressive fog for a long time, have had a chronic disease since I was 12 but in the last 3 years got access to new management technology and I've been able to pull myself out of the fog a bit. I genuinely did not think I would live to see 30, so I did not plan for anything, yet here I am.

>33
>living with parents
>no uni degree
>college diploma (I am a leaf, college and uni are very different here)
>work a job as an office admin for 45k/year (it's a contract though so it's possible in a few months I do not get brought on full time)

I didn't go to university when I was younger because I thought I would have killed myself or otherwise died by this age.

My life is kinda fucked at this point, I am so far behind my peers I just can't see any light at the end of the tunnel. I definitely had a case of psychological arrested development, and feel like in recent years I've been crossing life milestones that other folks went through at appropriate ages. I'm effectively trying to speedrun building a career while avoiding burnout. Have done digital marketing, construction, and now admin work over the past few years trying to find out what I enjoy (or at least what is tolerable to me in regards to work) that could actually afford a life for me one day.

>>216024301
Anon forgot to switch flags before cutting and pasting this

>>216024224
it overrides this manual setting after 5 minutes regardless of what you've selected.

old versions used to have a "Duration" that would override everything and you could set the time but now it defaults to Away after 5 minutes no matter what. the only workaround is to create a "fake" meeting and go into it, as this will set your status to "in a call".

>>216024378
>being this innocent
My nigga, you go into Outlook, select "Meet now" or "Teams Meeting" then join the call but do not invite anyone else obviously. It will stay red as long as needs be.

>Silenced the thread with my Teams tip
Any other WFH chads need tips?

>>216022894
You will never be a woman

I am a 33 year old who's life has completely passed him by. I was in a depressive fog for a long time, have had a chronic disease since I was 12 but in the last 3 years got access to new management technology and I've been able to pull myself out of the fog a bit. I genuinely did not think I would live to see 30, so I did not plan for anything, yet here I am.

>33
>living with parents
>no uni degree
>college diploma (I am a leaf, college and uni are very different here)
>work a job as an office admin for 45k/year (it's a contract though so it's possible in a few months I do not get brought on full time)

I didn't go to university when I was younger because I thought I would have killed myself or otherwise died by this age.

My life is kinda fucked at this point, I am so far behind my peers I just can't see any light at the end of the tunnel. I definitely had a case of psychological arrested development, and feel like in recent years I've been crossing life milestones that other folks went through at appropriate ages. I'm effectively trying to speedrun building a career while avoiding burnout. Have done digital marketing, construction, and now admin work over the past few years trying to find out what I enjoy (or at least what is tolerable to me in regards to work) that could actually afford a life for me one day.

Might make applesauce.

10am Monday
Enjoying the hot air coming out of the vent next to my bed. Sitting in front of the vent and enjoying the heat and smell is something I've done since I was like 5.
When it turns off, I'm gonna take a hot shower and fap, then I'll either go to sleep or play a video game

>>216024868
Correct time of year for it, this is also when pigs would historically be slaughtered. Hence the apple sauce/pork chop connection.

>>216024878
How about you get some bitches

>>216024929
We all know Jason can't do that, no need to bully anon

>>216024929
What if you told someone "get some bitches" and(and this doesn't apply to me, but is a fictional thought exercise) that person turned out to be a pedophile and your words encouraged him to rape a child?(I like MILFs, I'd only ever rape a MILF)(I'd only ever carry out a rape in a Fallout 3 style post apocalyptic scenario and only if it were justified like she tried to steal my laser rifle o algo)

Be more considerate with your words.

>>216024902
Interesting. I don't have pork in the house but that sounds good

just did a good workout

>>216024793
Bodied that freak

Think about the shareholders and bring better value

Someone make the new before we have to bully and ignore the serb for making it

cum

lazy fucks

was gonna create it but i have a timer on me

>>216025752
You faggots, including the Brazilian, are so lucky. You guys all live in the white utopia of the Midwest with hot girls everywhere, while I'm struggling my ass off in New York City.

>>216024855
or you could just chill in your comfy office job. fuck career building

>>216025752
Who would you tell me to vote to in New York City?

>>216015581
It's an icelandic arctic fox I was the one who posted this photo

new >>216025890
>>216025890
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>>216025813
what are you blabbering about i live in the capitol of the most faggot state in the union (california)
but even for me new york is too batshit and would never move there
>>216025851
dont vote duh
mamdani is gonna win anyway