Thread 216033979

I Need Affection Edition

Previous:>>216025890

never give up

Yet another day in this wonderful life!

giving up is degenerate, nature wants to kill you and it's your job to fight it.

I never understand why Americans kill themselves when they can easily do something ebin before dying instead

My grandpa

>>216034102
why is your grandpa a baby

>>216034102
who's the little boy he's with?

Chunky girl coitus

>>216034117
my best friends want to play video games every day
i don't want to play video games every day

>>216034117
>Yeah I have friends

>>216034073
nature wants me to cream in her pussy

>>216034102
why's he wearing a dress and matching with the doe

>>216034137
LOL

>>216034166
Lord have mercy...

>>216034166
oh perfect you can have the whale and I'll take her skinny friend

>>216034117
This one hurts

>>216034166
The most plap-able

>>216034199
I don't know and it's too late to ask now.

>>216034102
I too am descendant of deers.

>>216034145
Deal

>>216034174
no, that means he has no friends

>>216034166
YJK

>>216034280
Whoops meant >>216034240

>>216034266
your no wrong

>>216034073
She looks too much like my mom for me to find her attractive

>>216034166
Perfect. You can have the whale
>>216034240
You can take her skinny friend and i'll have the boy

Dinner will be pasta with cabbage and meatless meatballs (made with peas, beans, eggs, and a little flour)

>>216034372
what are you some kinda fagit

>>216034346
>your no
It's over

>>216034372
>meatless meatballs
wtf why?

>>216034372
I'm having scalloped potatoes

I explored some Chinese cities in Google Maps, and it made me realize it's over. Chinese century in 2 weeks.

>>216034353
Isn't that just another way of saying that she's old enough to be your mom?

>>216034406
There are a lot of Chinesepipo in Mexico city nowadays

>>216034406
Mexico has a higher gdp per capita than china

Ever since Mrs. Johnson (buon anima) in 5th grade I've always loved middle aged women

>>216034266
grotesque proportions only a negro could love

i like /fit/ milfs

ffs you moids yourselves claim that all moids want to commit rape, how can a moid be gentle?

if you're talking about bragging about wanting to do it, i know y'all do. most of y'all only do it when no woman is around. y'all brag about living double lives
>lashing out about something
yeah, this post is a response to another advice thread directed at all women. it said that women "need to stop making excuses to not have sex" but also that we "need to stop assuming that a man's horniness is about entitlement"
a lot of the advice was just accusations that rely on the assumption that every woman has been in a relationship.
>you make a lot of assumptions
nah, i used to assume that all men are different. i changed my tune recently when i started seeing all the horrible shit moids admit about themselves.
>do you really think a significant amount of men need to be told not to rape women?
moids whine about women "making excuses not to have sex" and admit that "all men will commit rape if they think they can get away with it" and say "it is our duty to rape foids for rejecting us. i want to stab a foid in the ass and twist the knife until it punctures her vagina and then rape her in the pussy"
>weird shit like implying men don't really know what loneliness is
moids love calling their horniness loneliness. i especially fins it retarded because like i've said, i've never been able to feel loneliness and i still know that it's a separate emotion from horniness.
>It reads as if you had a bad experience with some guy
oh my god, how many times do i have to say that i'm a virgin?
>you're projecting it onto everybody else
i literally only believe that AMALT because yall admit it. you only get triggered when a woman says that all males are the same.

another retard who thinks that a virgin woman can be a slut.
yes, i think battery and assault are bad. if you cant get a woman who WANTS bdsm, that's your fucking problem

>>216034415
I don't mind old women in general

>>216034522
I ain't gonna yuck your yum, then

>>216034473
Take off the filters and the body shaping clothes and she loses most of those proportions tbqhwy

Kabhy Lame mechanism

going to rewatch american psycho tonight

>>216034394
>>216034385
I don't have meat in the house rn and I don't eat it all the time. I'm not a soy-faced retard so I'm not going to try that ultra processed garbage either. It's easier to mash up some peas and kidney beans or other legumes and add flour and eggs then bake or fry it.
>>216034397
Oh nice! As a side?

>>216034573
Watch a different movie bro you'll go crazy lol

>>216034614
That's a messed up thing to say to a bipolar schizophrenic

>>216034102
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VDTNmHfOE-k

>>216034573
reminds me to get a jean paul gaultier garment bag before next christmas

Just saw three tri-colored flags in a row

Did the asians get pissed over the move Crazy Rich Asians? or is that a holiday classic in the asian community?

>>216034614
i've watched the taxi driver yesterday

Motherberg screeched at me because some dumb Asian can’t ride a bike

>>216034694
were you in france

>>216034706
Asians in Asia didn't care for the movie at all, with a partial exception of Singaporeans who liked how it was an ad for the country. It was just Westernized Asians forcing the meme.

>>216034694
Red
White
Blue

i wish i was born in finland

CUT MY COCK OFF CUT IT OFF HEAAAA AAAAHHHHH GODDD MYIL FRIMC

>>216034825
Perkele...

is it just me or do i want to have an older man? i mean like i dont want an man thats 24/7 in the mood (iykwim) but him being sometimes is fine, i just want to have a sweet man ! ive been looking for one for so long

also, not really related to anything, but i have a weird urge to lick a mans face? i have no idea why? do most women want to do that?

>>216034825
said nobody ever

>>216034909
no woman ever licked my face like outside of sloppy drunk kissing I guess but that's not quite what you mean

Finnish people are annoying

>>216034909
kys

>>216034909
Did you copy this from french chick on r*ddit?

>>216034961
Finnish people irl are turbo-normies like the other Nordics don't let the memes online fool you

Nocturnal niggers nagging naughty negros

>>216034983
Which county is NOT turbo mega normie outside of 4chan users?

17 mph winds knocking out power, third world status.

>>216035030
MOGS YOU

>>216035079
saudi? afghanistan?

>>216035142
I wouldn’t touch her if she paid me

I have a nicer butt than some females. The skinny ones anyway

I know you guys may not care. But they just revealed a marauder (fantasy viking) army and they are all white. Which is the first in a very long time from GW. Maybe DEI/shoving blacks into every fucking thing everywhere is finally dying.

>>216035166
Can I touch?

>>216035166
Post it

>>216035236
too skinny for me I reckon

>>216035178
>Maybe DEI/shoving blacks into every fucking thing everywhere is finally dying.
it's dying relatively. D&D just released a faggy cringe dei thing the other day but also there's been so many high profile DEI flops that nerd shit is starting to be more careful about it

tired of finding spiders in my crib every day
i just had one fuckin repelling from the ceiling in front my face a minute ago

>>216035236
ummm wtf is this scene?

>>216035310
Not sure but I've seen it posted before.

What's it like to live in Manhattan? It looks like hell. London is a claustrophobic shithole but New York looks even worse, I think it's all the towering buildings.

>>216035310
Sleeping Beauty (2011)

Does Yandex Image search work for you guys? It doesn't give me any results no matter what picture I upload...

momberg bought peanuts to feed the birds in the backyard

I visited Manhattan and it's nice. You can't compare it to London because even the great cities in Europe are cramped shitholes because space is at a premium in Europe. NEW York is huge and spread the fuck out

>>216035455
Hope it wasn't those disgusting unsalted ones

you're a breath of fresh air

>>216035482
its a brand specifically for birds so i dont know they probably arent salted

>>216035455
Nice, that reminds me I gotta buy some wheat grain for the Doves that visit my balcony.

>>216035422
>yandex
Most people don't use that west of the oder except russo/sinoboos

>>216035510
do you live in a cool apartment like this

>>216035201
>>216035216
https://litter.catbox.moe/xfysxwvedbf22fco.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/g5nxvfb9b8stclyb.jpg

>>216035079
India and the other jeet countries

Amazon delayed my package a day. This is like the 3rd time in row this has happened. What is the point of paying for Prime at this point.
Hire enough low IQ brown scum to run delivery and everything breaks down. DESU it isn't even Amazon's fault, just who is around for them to hire.

>>216035497
I'm more like a flatus of malodorous miasma

>>216035597
post tummy

>>216035597
You and I have very low buttcracks

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>216035558
>Most people don't use that west
tons of people do because google reverse image search is trash

>>216035654
forgot pic

>>216035266
As long as they keep that shit out of my Warhammer Fantasy I will be happy. I never tried getting into DnD because it looks so pozzed.

>>216035671
I have to use Yandex every time I reverse image search nowadays or search for pirated media

>>216035671
So is yandex. You know it's an almost direct rip of google code base, right? It has fewer restrictions on searching like images of individuals, though, so some people use it to find public profiles of porn actors o algo

>>216035597
There’s poop on your right cheek

>>216035712
>I have to use Yandex every time I reverse image search nowadays
yes. sadly it's getting slightly worse it used to be amazing but it's still WAY better than google or the other one

>>216035741
Of course the german went looking for poop

>>216035757
It's crazy how much google cucked itself

>>216035565
No I live in a 5 story apartment building - with 10 apartments, It was built 15 years ago. But my grandma lived in a commie block, one of the wide ones.

>>216035558
A lot of people use Yandex, it was good reverse image search bur I gives me nothing now, does it work for you or anyone ITT?

>>216035633
I don't have one like that
>>216035635
wtf does this mean?

i am at my parents' mansion with mom, sister and cousin. we're socializing

>>216035812
It still works better than google depending on what you're trying to find, but not by much

>>216035799
Jeeted itself

>>216035864
>serbian mansion

>>216035422
>Sleeping Beauty (2011)
grim movie
>Emily Browning said she forbade her father from seeing the film, but her mother, aunts and grandmother all went to the premiere in Australia. Afterward, her mother told her, "I thought it was great, but I really don't want to see your t*ts again for a few years.'"

>>216035869
i remember seeing this almost 10 years ago what sparked these images to be made?

>>216035865
That's fucking weird...It gives me nothing, this is a screen from that>>21603523 webm

Google found it immediately.

>>216035909
Ancient meme, it was already old ten years ago

>>216035812
>does it work for you or anyone ITT?
what do you mean does it work

>>216035964
Idk...see>>216035938

>>216035986
maybe they don't let COLUMBIANS use it

>>216036004
Columbians?
Could it be the adblock perhaps..

fuck shit cum piss

>>216036027
Nope even without adblock it doesn't work. Fuck...

hi,

>>216036015


reminder: all politics/current events belong on /pol/
thanks. have a nice night

I'm Tupac

This is inhumane. No one should create AI just to torture it.

gonna play some dead space 2

>>216036059
oh i wasn't paying attention I thought you were the iceland guy who's in columbia rn

but anyways

idk works for me with adblock on

at the point where I have to sell my crypto to keep rent paid
inshallah the grocery store calls me back

i'm white

they really deleted leafy's channel because he called another eceleb a "cuck".

>>216036109
can I have a bitcoin

Been overeating and not working out lately, I'm getting fat like a lot of cunts I dislike. Once I heal we back to business.

you cannot be this retarded. i'm explaining why i refuse to give you what you want. you moids explain how i can ruin my life

why do you deny that you like gold-digging, being cheated on, and being baby trapped?
it's not like any of that will physically injure you.
i never fucking claimed that i want to be injured. this shit is why no one should ever trust a moid.
the projection is insane too. you moids brag about living double lives.
we are NOT the same. i've never seen a woman claim that all women hate moids and just want to rape and torture them, and someone did, other women would disagree with her.
>what you see on an anonymous forum without accountability
is by its very nature the closest i can get to understanding what moids are really like.
if it was an incredibly small minority, i wouldnt get moids telling me i should get raped (as if that would make me hate moids LESS lmfao) and there wouldnt be moids right above you insisting that i want brain injury.
you WANT to do those things in real life, but of course you're kind of limited to what you can get away with.
like i fucking said, i am a virgin. i interact with moids minimally.
i assumed the BEST. then i saw moids admitting how evil they really are, and you only get mad when WOMEN claim that AMALT.
it's not "disturbing" the closest i saw to something disturbing so far was one picture of a rotting baby, but i dont think any mentally healthy person would really mind seeing that.
>maybe you shouldn't be here if you have been diagnosed with a developmental disorder.
are you one of those retards who think autism is intellectual disability? either way, i dont see people saying these things to autistic moids.
>You're assuming that every man is referring to horniness when they say that they're lonely
i'm not assuming shit. some moids say they're the same thing, and some actually plainly admit that moids are lying for pity.

>>216036136
They got leafy bros...

>>216036187
kek I wish I had that much
I only have $10k in crypto and I'm in the process of selling half

Bitcoin except it's zimbabwecoin and it's designed to drastically reduce in value

>>216036207
>is by its very nature the closest i can get to understanding what moids are really like.
you are so retarded it's unreal lol
the people that come here are not well
I've been on this site for 15 years and all it did was warp my mind
I watched people get their heads cut off with chainsaws when I was 12
I read drug, bomb, and chemical guides before I learned how to drive
4chan posters are not representative of normal healthy people

>>216036225
So give him the other half

ugandan knuckles or something

>>216036207
I want to stroke your hair and tell you everything is going to be okay.

Timetravelling knuckles be like "do you know de day?"

>>216035874
And to think they have the audacity to say "well who's going to work at google and microsoft ;)" when we tell them to fuck off back to their shithole

moms making tacos today

Use this for the new

>>216034266
>>216034473
She used to be absolutely perfect before she got fat it was insane. I've never seen a body that looked as flawless as hers, and she had a cute face to go along with it.

>>216036332
i'll eat ur moms taco

>>216036364
posted it again award

>>216036096
>I thought you were the iceland guy who's in columbia rn
Oh is that him lol

>>216036063
get lost you fucking cancerfaggot

>>216036321
>crashes starbuck's stock and profits
Nothing personal

one time i was shitting in a public restroom with no toilet paper so i reached into the toilet and washed my ass with the toilet water

I thought I was way worse off financially than I am, turns out the government deposited like 2k into my account weeks ago and I don't know what it's for but it's there.

missed my period O_O

>>216036381
>>216036321

>>216036377
Are you actually a pedophile and sexually attracted to your birth mother?

>>216036410
you could have called me and i would have licked your man pussy clean

>>216036417
You're a man though so

finna b living in the whip soon

>>216036427
you are disgusting

>>216036432
i'm a girl

Any looks maxxing bone smashers here

>>216036410
top kek

I would have used my socks and then thrown em in the bin.

>>216036410
After flushing I hope LOL!

i have 3000$ worth of CS2 skins

>>216036448
says the one who uses toilet water to wash his hole

>>216036475
exactly. you're that repulsive

>>216036438
Hey man, at least you have a whip

>>216036488
nothing wrong with eating some homemade chocolate

>>216036457
I crushed my penis with a mallet don't know if that counts

>>216036452

>you know the rules
>and so do I

My new band will be called incel bone smasher

>>216036461
damn I didn't think of that

>>216036474
Can I get a Lil sum?

i almost had sex like 10 times

brown nipples drug-head

>>216036566
But they kept escaping!

>>216036474
you should sell them and move into shitcoins

>>216036225
are you going back in if you get fiat?>>216036289
this idea is so crazy it just might work

>>216036566
Nice

>>216036566
I have almost made an online dating profile like 10 times (sex count: 0)

Gotta be fr here tho I sometimes to that too.
I’m not gonna wipe my asshole bloody after a smeary shit with sandpaper tp.
Much more pleasant to do the needful with some bowl water…like a Bharat!

Like pants big, extra space not glued to my legs, big pockets with zippers even for extra safety and elastic band none of that belt shit

>>216036566
I remember once the week before halloween I'd been incredibly horny, jacking off like 2 or 3 times a day.

anyways I went out on halloween and met some chick in a bumblebee costume and I was still horny so I was flirting with her but then we got back to her place and I couldn't get it up

lul

embarrassing. she was really upset too

>>216036679
Couldn't give the bee the D
Lost your stinger

>>216036425
what kinda fucking question is that? no and no

>>216036727
Idk word on the street is you are

off to gamble
wish me luck bros
if I win big I'll drop an ubereats code
let my peoples eat ofng

>>216036644
bitchs always stop replying to me when it seems like something is about to happen, but if you get mad you're an incel chud.

Why did God give me a neurological disorder?

>>216036644
I've never done the apps but I've gotten laid through facebook and instagram.
>>216036679
That's why you never goon.

>>216036746
based, good luck ,bro.

>>216036746
Good luck

>>216036781
God works in mysterious ways.

>>216036781
At least it wasn't a urological disorder
I need to bring extra underwear whenever i leave the house

>>216036852
How similar is Ecuador to Colombia?
Is Colombia more similar to Ecuador or Venezuela?

>>216036726
>Lost your stinger
yeah felt bad man she was pretty cute too...probably shoulda known something was up normally I get a boner at the bar when flirting with cute foids but it didn't happen...oh well!

>>216036791
>That's why you never goon.
true especially if there's a chance of getting laid. feels bad having a perfectly hot chick grinding her pussy on your dick and lil guy won't react

¡ECUADOR!

How much do you have to masturbate to not get hard from physical touch?
Gotta be some cut cock thing.

>>216036927
What is the worst state in Germany?
(city states like berlin or hamburg don't count)

Spot reduction isn’t real they say

gooning, a pleasure
that fate graciously affords
to a cel like me

>>216036917
That sucks, but I think I've done this but I was using drugs so that might have helped.

I thought I burned a stain onto my windshield but turns out it came off with a little windex

im a khhv

line keeps going up

>>216037028
Idk I’m just gonna say Mecklenburg-Vorpommern but only because I know nothing about it

>>216037100
same bro

urine is stored in your testicles

Strip club now. Who down?

>>216037146
Very very much down!!

It's time to start loving myself

>>216037100
I am not and it changes/means nothing

>>216036879
I am icelandic

>>216037146
I've never been, are the chicks hot

>>216037155
erm would your pregnant fiance approve of such things?!?!

What if Crimea was its own country? I'm pretty sure it was at one point autonomous either within the Soviet Union or right after it collapsed. I wonder if it could have become some sort of slavic Switzerland.

>>216037146
Fuck strip clubs total shit holes

>>216037215
She knows that boys need boys time!!

>>216037105
You don't know anything about it because you're an immigrant brown guy living in Germany

You have to understand that Amish people are neither German nor American

>>216037146
I can't imagine actually going to one. Such a vulgar and trashy thing to do.

>>216037232
Crimea should be returned to it's original inhabitants (Greeks)

>>216037232
who gives a shit

>>216037199
I know that Iceland is rich, but what do people in Iceland even do for a living? Fish? Work at a power plant? Guide tourists?

>>216037259
They're turning into their own ethnicity at this point.

I'm sorry for making fun of west coasters when they'd a youtube outage. Please restore my youtube!!!

>>216037271
Too bad they were all deported under Stalin
>>216037275
Me

>>216037259
Why does America keep producing it's own new versions of Jews? The Amish, Mormons, JWs, Seventh Day Adventists, etc..

>>216037146
What's the toilet situation like?

>>216037299
Your apology needs to be as loud as your disrespect was.

>>216037275
I do
Eastern Europe is kino

my face is your canvas

Gotta go to fuckin bandcamp now because I don't use spotify fucking shit

>>216037257
Nonsensical post
I’ve never lived or even visited there why would I know shtuff about it
I’ve only ever been to like three states (not counting Berlin or Hamburg)

>>216037317
How is this guy fucking Germanic

>Iceland's population in 1000 was estimated to be between 60,000 - 70,000
>Iceland's population in 1900 was 78,100
How the fuck is that even possible for their population to remain stagnant for almost a millenium? Sure there were probably some plagues and stuff, but that isn't unique to Iceland. And Iceland doesn't have much of a diaspora either.

>>216037232
Russia would just install a puppet and it would be de facto russian territory anyway.iterally the whole point of the soviet union

>>216037397
i only listen to music posted on the /mu/ shill threads

>>216037436
history is all lies

>>216037436
Sabretooth tigers

>>216037436
they’re like hobbits
they have a perfect society and no reason to overconsume or leave

Had a couple hour layover in Iceland once. The airport was ass and it was expensive. I thought they used the Euro, but they don't.

>>216037436
Until recently they were poverty tier barely above subsistence or just meeting subsistence level

>>216037462
t. stalin

>>216037457
>embeded youtube songs still work even though you can't visit the site
god bless you my nigra

>>216037436
My university's website is down because of the visa-jeet amazon outages so I'm stuck with you faggots fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!! thank you

>>216037540
I ate one of their hotdogs there and it was pretty good, but yeah they have that meme currency

>icelandic hot dogs are a thing
America can’t stop winning

>>216037572
What happened? Does it have to do with the trump shutdown?

Fucking monkeys

Are Icelandic women as turbo-feminist as they appear on wikipedia and in the news? I don't even consider myself all that chuddy and they seem insufferable

>>216037428
If goebbels is germanic than I'm literally Sivrit

>>216037684
How many news stories about Icelandic women have you read?

i know nothing about iceland

>>216037708
You’re literally Sivrit

>>216037684
That doesn't matter bro, it's a highly developed country with a homogenous population of Nordics. It's paradise on Earth where nobody really suffers.

Niggas be having two last names like Garrett Dillon

>>216037428
white guy with dark features and white girl with light features is the best fucking combo prove me wrong thank you

>>216037743
ganz genau

>>216037771
It’s the GF and I

>>216037684
In Island, men are hit on by women and are expected to wait at bars like a woman

>>216037771
>white giy with dark features
Stop talking about me

why are there so many brown people in here? we've got the turkish-german, the brazilian-american tripfag

>>216037737
>i know nothing about iceland

>>216037771
>and white girl with light features
stop talking about me!

Where is FK, our beautiful Bosnian Jew?

>>216037849
Not to mention all the beaners

>>216037849
/cum/ is very tolerant to foreigners, compared to the other gens apparently

>>216037902
Reporting for duty

>>216037920
its true

>>216037747
Idk maybe like 5-6 over my lifetime. One was about some women's march where 75% of Iceland's female population went on strike for "inequality" (in one of the most gender equal countries in the world). Another was an article about how single motherhood is normalized and not stigmatized in Iceland. Another was about how the female PM banned strip clubs and pornography because of "human trafficking", but when that didn't hold up, they justified it by saying it was degrading to women. One article had something to do with some freethenipple type shit that happened a decade ago. And another had to do with a beauty queen (like Miss Iceland) condemning fatphobia are some shit like that

>>216037849
Because we speak English so there is no barrier to posting here

>>216037936
I'm sorry that they're mistreating you today. Our elders deserve better.

This fucking algorithm REALLY wants me to watch smiley friends holy shit.

>>216037974
meant for >>216037711

>>216037954
Why the fuck do you keep replying to the Brazilian? Stop it you fucking idiot

>>216037984
Lets all learn Pennsylvania German and then no one can communicate with us

>>216037991
Thank you for your support it means the world to me

>>216038014
I thought he was a tripfag

>>216038005
I've been getting hit with targeted ads for one battle after another and they won't stop. My Twitter TL is 90% this movie and I will not watch it!!! an interest in philosophy =/= enjoying anarchoid slop

>>216038027
Nicht dein Glück, wenn ich Weiß Deutsch und jeder in Südbrasilien spricht Deutsch brüdi

>>216038005
I saw a few clips and I dont get what the fuss is about, the character design is kind of shit also

Grimeth is so BACK

>>216038005
Retarded cartoon aimed at incels, ricknmorty tier

lost it all dude fuck my stupid chud gamblecel life

>>216038226
how much

>>216038226
the before and after of the casino

I'm pretty sure gambling adicts are just closeted cucks and masochists

>>216038180
Certified baddie

Smoking a cig and drinking a Monster.

>>216038180
Cringe

>>216038276
Addictive personality is more of an anti-social emotionally dysregulated type person than a cuck tbqh

>>216038226
no way

Heroin bro

>>216038251
$20

>boot up hell let loose, can't remember why I hadn't played it in almost a year now
>splash screen says "made with Unreal"
oh, right

I lost my mind for a couple weeks but I think I'm back to normal now

>>216038361
ur jokin right

it's so fucking over

did nothing all day desu

>>216038361
Thats not so bad I thought you were gonna say $100-200

>>216038401
you'd be surprised what $20 can do in a crypto casino

Jason's pretty fly for a white guy
Jason's mom has got it going on
Do you like Jason's stupid hair? Would you guess he didn't know what to wear

>>216038442
This but I WFH

>>216038464
>Jason's mom has got it going on
So true

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>>216038500

Use this for the new