Thread 216038500

Chocolate Edition

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>>216038500 (OP)
Not the biggest fan of black women but the thought of plapping them in a slave setting seems very hot, I can understand guys like Jefferson perfectly

LATT' CIOCCOLATT'

I don’t enjoy the company of negros or Indians

>>216038500 (OP)
gross

I be strapped just like a dyke
Hell nah bitch I don't wanna fight
Send his ass up top
I hope that fuck nigga ain't scared of heights

Oh yeah

>>216038533
>but the thought of plapping them in a slave setting seems very hot
fun fact: black girls love that shit as well

>>216038540
obviously I would

need qt black gf

Black women are soooooo unattractive. It's no wonder black men fuck white twinks and whatever white woman they can manage

THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/Z6qzeHSq7bk

>unknown number texts "who's this?"
well clearly you have my number so who the fuck is this?

Felicità

>>216038611
stop pls

>>216038587
Brown Chicano hands

>>216038540
>>216038579
>>216038611
Perfect bedwench phenotypes

>>216038596
text back " yo momma, BIIIIIIIIIITCH!!"

>>216038591
Thought it was gonna be Brown Sugar

>>216038627
How would you react if confronted with this scenario irl?

https://x.com/moana_justi/status/1980366968638333265

>>216038627
Pecchè?

Let me guess, you need more?

>>216038540
I wish she was my mom

>>216038675
Very good shape but you can tell she has those orangutan tits under there

>>216038698
Not my first choice but at this point it's any port in a storm

Be honest would you the woman from Minecraft movie?

>>>/r9k/82865181

This is THE hottest black girl ever, simple as.

NSFW though

>>216038667
Fuck that would have been such a more appropriate pick but I had already had that song selected before I jumped itt.

Hispanic girls are way hotter and they cook better.

>>216038708
All tits of all sizes are welcome in my Kingdom

>>216038672
dont have twitter
>>216038675
im joking

>>216038698
Unironically more attractive than any of the jigaboo sluts posted so far.

>>216038749
Bueno estoy de acuerdo se ellas son güeras

wtf Daniel Naroditsky just died

>>216038698
Jason's mom?

what is with this women
she's been crashing out here for hours now
she was posting when i woke up at like five

>>216038722
>hottest black girl
she's practically white lol

>>216038763
You're a brown Mexican

>>216038778
>güeras
what does it mean?

>>216038779
Hew?

>>216038779
Blood curse claims another one

The chick who plays Supergirl is like a slightly cuter and younger Sydney Sweeney.

>>216038779
Who dat is

>>216038779
vaxed?

Is it only my poor European internet or is 4chan horseshit slow rn

>>216038720
>that face
Hell nahhh

>>216038828
melissa has nudes tho

>>216038828
Wtf I thought it was her

>>216038851
AWS is down idk if that affects 4troon thougheverbeit

>>216038851
Just (you)

using chatgpt to make funny responses to anything someone messages to me

>>216038887
Very jeetish post. AI = Another Indian

Bills at father's house are $900 monthly. He and his wife make good money, about $200,000 combined yearly. Is it reasonable for them to demand from me $500 monthly in "rent" if I'm only staying there for maximum 3 months and buying my own groceries as well as covering all chores, while having a full-time job (income: less than $30,000)?

Would you?

>>216038925
No
Also they should let you inherit the house

>>216038932
Now why didn't it post?

>>216038951
>Also they should let you inherit the house
LOL!

>>216038961
Face not good enough

12 years a NEET

>>216038828
I prefer Sweany desu

>>216038719
kek I remember seeing some Florida Sheriff say this when he was talking about people fucking trannies

>>216038961
yeah why not

>>216038961
Certo, ma the tits could be bigger

>>216038961
She was pretty cute in the bear but I’m afraid she’s very Niggerish irl

>>216038779
i don't know if i'm just too online but it really feels like there's been a huge wave of celebrity deaths in the past month or two. it's really ominous to keep reading about new ones every few days.
rip daniel, way too young (passed at age 29), younger than me.
>>216038819
>>216038842
famous chess personality/commentator/streamer.

Guy comes home and tells his wife, "pack your bags honey Inwon the lottery!"

Wife says "That's great, should I pack for hot weather or cold?"

Man says "I don't care, as long as you're gone by noon"

Let me guess, you need more?

>>216039011
You don't need to fear the blood curse anon. Right?

>>216039062
actually I need less (jewish DNA)

>>216039059
LOL

>>216039062
Christ the fuckin night, id rutt that all night

>>216039062
Yes, I need a hot 19 year old virgin white german girl

Bruce Springsteen is awful

>>216039069
i'm not jewish if that's what you're asking.

>>216039111
They dw

>>216038925
why are boomers likethis anyways

suicide is impossible. if a person kills themselves they were made to do it and killed by forces outside of their own self

The fuckin KRAUT is yhole only one laughed at my joke?

You guys are lame as fuck

>>216039134
*then
fugggggggg

>>216039155
"i hate my wife" jokes aren't funny, just stale and sad.

>>216039155
That minor typo cost you many (you)'s

knick-knack paddywhack I still got the biggest sack

>>216039109
>Sings about the working class
>His nickname is The Boss

>>216039194
You're a fag
>>216039200
I know. I cannot endure this shame

kraut lout pout
krauts got a long snout

>>216039194
t. foid

>>216039220
Putcho gun away runaway cuz I'm back

It’s past midnight
Should I fuck up this bag of Doritos

would you fuck me? i'd fuck me. i'd fuck me so hard

>>216039234
He was named after Solid Snake you racist

SPY +1% for the day let's go.

got the security suit and saw daina get torn to pieces by a gunship....

So let’s get back to debating the ethics of washing your behind with the water inside the toilet bowl

Let guess, you "need" more?
https://pornedup.com/pics/16872/big-natural-boobs/

>>216039354
das an ip grabber

>>216039354
>pornedup.com
LOL

>>216039375
No it's not

>>216039354
Lorda mercy

>>216039392
that is exactly what someone would say if it was a real ip grabber

Pearl Jam - Even Flow

>>216039354
She deserves everything in life that she wants. Women like this should t have to pay taxes and traffic laws should be optional for them.

>>216039413
everything is an ip grabber you jerry lover
sites need your ip to serve you your website

>>216039439
das untrue

I had a cute black girl hit on me earlier today. She was at the shake shack I went to and she said she forgot to get me my discount (I work in th area) because she was distracted by my face. Made me feel nice.

>>216039473
das very true dog he aint lyin

My life rn

Are you guys seriously not going to address the visa-jeet amazon outages? My university's website is down for crying out loud and I'm stuck with you lot

>>216039473
Then why does 4chan tell you what IP you were posting from when you get banned?

>>216039502
no idea what youre talking bout

>>216039502
youre always here anyway

This microwave burrito is giving me agita

>>216039525
das some random numbers THOEVER. they just make it up

Howard Jones concert tomorrow
Who’s coming

>>216039540
Since there's nothing to talk about, I'd fuck the girl from eurotrip and the blonde girl from american pie all day they're like 10/10

>>216039577
>Howard Jones concert
He's alive?

>>216039579
go back to "studying" pedro

Niggas just be dyin. Shi crazy

>>216038500 (OP)
i just realized all the black feminism and black men hate black women talk online comes from african and Caribbean immigrant losers

>>216039591
40th anniversary of Dream Into Action tour!!

>>216039554
alright jake

what do they even teach in schools these days
must be a load of crap
them kids come out dumber than when they go in

Went for a LASIK consultation. I am a candidate but it kind of threw me off that the saleswoman was an old lady who wore glasses. Why would she not have had LASIK done if it's so safe and good?

Kiss my ballsack. Gently.
I said gently!

>>216039622
>40th anniversary of Dream Into Action tour
Are you an actual oldfag or just a weirdo like me?

>>216039491
shoulda made dat bitch give u ur discount

>>216039659
cause lasik is mostly good but when it goes bad it goes really bad

Zohran just called for a Jihad in Staten Island

Let’s estimate this step by step — using average, biology-based numbers:
1. Average ejaculation volume:
~3 milliliters (mL) per ejaculation.
2. Average ejaculation frequency:
Say, about 2 times per week (that’s roughly 100 times per year).
3. Sexually active lifespan:
Roughly from age 15 to 70 about 55 years.

Now multiply:
3\text{ mL} × 100 × 55 = 16,500\text{ mL}

That’s 16.5 liters over a lifetime, give or take.

If someone ejaculates more often (say, daily), it could reach around 50–60 liters total.
If less frequently, maybe under 10 liters.

So:
Typical lifetime range: ~10 to 60 liters of semen.


Where would you put yourself?

>>216039433
I prefer Jeremy.

>>216039808
Zutted!

I'd go crazy if I had to deal with bitches like shit bro

>>216039525
/tv/ is famously the easiest board to catch a ban, there's literally no rules or accountability there it's just russian roulette with every post

/tv/ is the worst board besides outer /int/

>>216039841
screaming fights on the street and shit

i wish i could burn out that last bit of ego i have. i'm ready to give everything, but i'm still desperate for approval. it's the final thing i want. i want my mom to tell me i've done a good job. or a teacher to grade me well. i want so badly for someone to tell me it was enough, that i did it, and it's over, and i did fine. but i have to give this desire up. like all the others. it'll toxify my soul if i don't.

>>216039896
looooool this nigga thinks /hm/ is better than /int/

>>216039923
It is.

>>216039922
You’re doing great bud.
We’re all proud of you. No really, we are.

>diwali happens
>amazon servers shut down
SAAAARRRR I can’t wait to be woken up by fireworks tonight

I see a big shit is in my near future.

>>216039940
thank you.

I’m barely more than a semi sentient nigger trapped in a white man’s body

>>216039972
when you get ready for it come call me and i'll hold your hand while you're on the toilet

I prefer Do the Evolution, song still goes hard af + the video is amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI&list=RDaDaOgu2CQtI&start_radio=1

>>216039433
I remember playing that in Guitar Hero, probably the hardest song I 100% in expert.

I prefer Rearview Mirror

This is my cousin

>>216040023
What about dragon force through the fire and the flames :D

800-561

>>216040076
There's nowhere in the rules that days dogs can't be lawyers

https://youtube.com/shorts/CzLPFyaAeU8?si=G8Grd-3frhiMnCtH
Dad sent me this and said the kids here are his age now

Just gave birth out of my ass.

>>216040046
why does your cousin look so jewish

>>216040091
you gaped your own hole? fag

Had a toke and shit feels like it's in slow motion

>>216040076
>>216040087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOyfLBYtuU&list=RDiWOyfLBYtuU&start_radio=1

Never played guitar hero but I want to. I think they had it on Nintendo DS, who knows how they made that work

Ive noticed there's a Chicano here and one posting under a Canadian flag that try to score white people points by shitting on blacks constantly

>>216038587
>>216038763
These guys. I've seen them a lot the past week. You guys will never be white, you know

>>216040133
I had it. There was a guitar hero button thing that you put into the advance cartridge slot

Mom keeps trying to get me to eat peaches

>>216040154
I ate your mom’s peach

Watching JiDion catch a predator

>>216039728
>made dat bitch give u ur discount
I let it slide because she was nice and not ugly, kind of a cucked move but whatever

I want to be loved like this

made some irish beef stew

>>216040213
pics? recipe? tell us about your stew anon

>>216040213
your parents made some irish bitch stew when they had you

>>216040050
I couldn't even get 5 stars. That and the way it ends, I only got 4 stars. I still feel I didn't complete GH3.

>>216040200
Dax Shepard is the only man famous for not being famous or achieving anything; his lack of accomplishments are noteworthy.

>>216040200
God, I used to jack off to Veronica Mars so much. I thought Kirsten was so fucking beautiful

>>216040213
you just warmed the costco irish beef stew up didn't you

Can people on antidepressants drink alcohol?

what should i dress up as for Halloween bros

I miss when the world was like this

>>216040287
Not only can they, but they should. You see alcohol is a depressant, and so it helps to balance out the antidepressant medication you're taking. It's all about striking a balance, an even flow between high and low.

>>216040293
Thats my go to, its easy and you can act weird

I unironically enjoy "Hey There Delilah" by The Plain White Ts

>>216040329
Everybody does

>>216040329
Everyone's mom does

>>216040261
I like his podcast

what about Hey There Digiorno and it's about a guy who fucks frozen pizzas

Bucs vs Rams who you got?

bucks ramming

Cornpop was a bad hombre

>>216040329
I hate that song yet it's very nostalgic of a very specific time in my life. It makes me think of rainy car rides listening to the radio.

>>216040404
The bucks are getting rammed

>>216040404
Buckbroken

Wagwan Delilah

>>216040234
Its this recipe my mom bought me this cookbook forever ago
>>216040239
my family is french thoughbeit
>>216040268
I haven't been to costco in years we don't have one nearby we go to sams club instead and even that's rare

fun. - we are young

all this talk about ramming and bucks, boy howdy

I ain't young Im old as fuck, I'm crumbling dog

I think weed is not good for you

>>216040441
LOL

>>216040329
member that music video where he wife swaps with the alternate version of himself? what was up with that?

I like smoking a lot but shit is bad for you so it's like shit man what do I do

>>216040472
you may not like it, but this is what HIGH TEST looks like

I just ordered a Logitech G305.

>>216040449
that's nice anon. I made smoked turkey necks in the pressure cooker and I served it on top of mashed potato

Millennials used to write songs about school shootings and fucking their friend's mom. What do zoomers write about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4&list=RDdZLfasMPOU4&start_radio=1

>>216040315
That girl from eurotrip or the blonde from american pie, all night and all day

this brazilian guy never gets any replies, but he just keeps posting. mental illness?

>>216040569
that's 80% of the people who post here thoughbeit

>>216040542
Sounds good anon, I love pressure cookers they're very convenient

>>216040541
return it

>>216040554
30 year old boomer

>>216040522
trvklear holocaust

>>216040544
Putting switches on glizzies

I wonder if my city did the mayoral voting today on Diwali to keep as many jeets out of the voting booth as possible

ReadAllComics is back online!

>>216040404
The Bucs are playing the Lions

>>216040615
I don't see anything wrong with this. The man knew what he liked.

Buck broken lions

>>216040580
yes they are. I can make pea soup for my bf and I in aprox 30 minutes

>pussey
lol

>>216040670
they hated him because he spoke the truth. many such cases.

>>216040615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FV112gTPGc

>>216040554
Talk to him again! He is lonely just like you.
>>216039656

>>216040639
were they dumping giant plastic statues of elephants in every pond and river like the polluting assholes they're known to be?

>>216040677
I use mine to make shredded chicken a lot pressure cooking makes chicken thighs super easy to shred

>>216040685
What truth?

Remember when the story first broke and Vince turned himself into a Japanese salaryman.

>>216040714
Post more funny Webms about Indians!

>>216040731
that Janet was a slut who needed BBC in every hole as far as it would go [but even farther]

I don't really want to die so why do I think about it all the time

>>216040734
look at that fuckin soy sauce hairdo jfc

>>216040728
for tacos I presume? chicken thighs are sooo good but it takes 8-12 of them to get me full.

>>216040747
That's hot

>>216040757
Dying is your latest fashion

White people be like
"I enjoy creedence Clearwater revival"

>>216040734
>>216040761
That's not McMahon that's Vincente Gonzalez

>>216040765
Most of the time for tacos if I don't have time to grill it off, if I make too much I'll make chicken salad with the leftovers sometimes which is good

>>216040734
Yee yee ass haircut

haha what a character

me and who

>>216040813
are you the top?

Need a new gimmick.
Going to bed now, will read the replies when I wake up.

>>216040850
In public

>>216038540
Mulatto baby factory

>>216040853
your gimmick is being a shit-fetish foot loving jew zionist

why do you need a new gimmick

>>216040596
25

>>216040765
>8-12
>4-6 chickens have to die so I can get enough food for one meal
The dinosaurs would be very disappointed of you.

>>216040866
And here's the problem. I wouldn't care if you were the one fucking but the other way around is wrong

>>216040807
Wow, being a white woman in a Canadian city full of jeets seems to be a nightmare.

>>216040309
German?

>>216040847
Me and you

>>216040494
I quit because I was trying to land a specific job (which I did not get for having done weed and shrooms in the past 3 years) so now its like wtf do I do? I'm a loser anyway why not get stoned instead of being a sober loser.

>>216039062
Her here.

I don't have an issue with jeets because I've only had to interact with them a couple times. The first time was when I worked in a grocery store and one of them asked where the goat's milk was. I handed him a carton of goat milk and then he said it was expired. I looked at the date and told him it wasn't expired, he was just reading it wrong. He wasn't used to US date format. We both laughed and went on our separate ways

>>216040904
uhm I'm a switch so I do sometimes I primarily prefer sucking though

>>216040909
black kweenz are having none of their nonsense thobeit

>>216040847
Your mom.

>>216040967
>victim
absolute CLOWN world...although I guess to be fair she was probably stronger than the jeet

>>216040965
If you're the bottom in the relationship I'm not sure we could ever be friends unless you ended up getting a white bf

>>216040967
>monkey charged with attacking a shitpile
My tax dollars, ladies and gentlemen.

>>216040990
Jason is a bottom

>>216040990
Sucking cock is too fun sorry

>>216041032
everyone knows you're the bottom

I want to go to the gym but I absolutely abhor going outside because of how repulsive I am

>>216040981
>she was probably stronger than the jeet
True. A lot of black and white women are stronger than South Asian men. They don't get enough proteins from their vegetarian diets.

Fuck am I seriously going to listen to the Grateful Dead for the rest of the day. Yup I guess I am.
https://youtube.com/watch/wqdIbjhy400

>>216041064
brazil got some strong ass chicks (with dix)

>>216041004
top kek

>>216041032
why don't you just get a white bf?

>>216041006
Samantha is a woman!!! Respect her pronouns and stop deadnaming her

bad enough that CCTV cameras litter every street corner and bus, but now you've got roaming jeets taking creepshots of you to fap with later on

>>216041092
A lot of Brazilian men beat their women so they have to learn to fight back.

>>216041121
shut the hell up schizopoo

>>216041115
Because I love my bf and I'm loyal

>>216040967
>squirt neighbour with water pistol
>get charged with "assault with a deadly weapon"
This country is a joke, the police are a joke.

>>216041122
libtards be like: we need MORE trains!

>>216041055
Hate being in public, everyone is an opp these days.

>>216041126
I don't engage with these new fake personalities sorry. Not interesting enough to discuss. If they weren't here in 2007, they do not exist.

>>216041136
when you break up you'll get a white one?

>>216041154
I said shut the HELL up schizopoo

jeets LOVE trains

>>216041176
Would never break up we've been together for years

I married my high school gf

>>216041193
I'm not interested in this discussion to be frank

>>216041197
stuff happens ya know? you don't find white men attractive?

>>216041208
I feel like if you haven't gotten a girlfriend until you're 19, you'll never really get a girlfriend and a wife

>>216041194
>that lone guy at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksTFj6L0mao&list=RDksTFj6L0mao&start_radio=1

If I grind really hard I MIGHT lose my virginity before I'm 23. Maybe.

beans are making me fart

>*gets a gf*
>ooooUUUUoooooo b-b-but thats only 1 girl bro you get no bitches kys touch grass

>>216041235
Whites are fine

Might become chinese. Or like a bee maybe. A buzzy little bumblebee.

>>216041194
Imagine beeing the only female passenger on a train like that.

I could make you a celebrity overnight

>>216040544
wasnt that stuff gen x

>>216041339
>Fountains of Wayne
Peak Millenial

>>216041320
give you ice like kobe wife

>>216040544
Male loneliness epidemic and not being able to find a job

>>216041339
No, Gen X'ers spent their formative years in the 1980's and early 1990s, late 90s up to about 2012 is Millennialcore.

Gen X'ers have stuff like Nirvana and Wang Chung.

NEW
>>216041329

Ice cold mothafucka

>>216041276
i'm wearing 100% wool right now. wool socks. undies, leggings (base layer bottoms) and army GI sweater (like a long sleeve shirt) should I be wearing an alpaca hair poncho instead?

>>216041435
I don't own any ponchos I would like to own a alpaca though