Thread 216045826

Dr. Milfi edition
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The stigma against bugchasers proves that we have a lot of work to do in combating homophobia

drinking milk

finna smoke weed and goon

Finally made the switch to linux

gn /cum/ba wumbas

>>216045887
T Hanks dab me up

>>216045928
night bud

>>216045928
sleep tight *kisses u*

The Canadian made me want to have some eggnog

>>216045938
whats up?

>>216045928
NO ANON WAIT THAT'S WHEN THE SPIDERS STRIKE ANON NOOOOOOOOOO

I look like this

>>216046015
Your nipples look like the bacon bits I get on my za

>>216045826 (OP)
Why did she let Tony come back after he choked and slammed her

>>216046015
I could take out out. One strike. Forget about it.

>>216046037
kek

>>216046037
sent my ass flying

>>216046058
It's a compliment

Is that a fly ball, or is it a seagull
Coming in from the lake just to catch the game?

>>216046070
I am not homosexual althougheverbethatasitmay

I’m gonna suck the Joker’s fucking cock!

>>216046082
Me neither

>>216046015
call me canadian because I wanna mountie

silly chinaman

rape hehe

>>216046038
she was turned on plus it's a gay show no gangster would go to therapy

I’m gonna suck the Green Goblin’s fucking cock!

>>216046122
ah hell nah

>>216046122
Not funny.

>>216046122
ermm???

been fartin and burpin nonstop all day
might be dying

how often do you click when people link music
I think I do about 30%

>>216046188
i only click if i like the thumbnail

>>216046188
almost never. very rare I clicked a youtube link

>>216046188
Almost all the time because some anons have linked gems

Entering the dream zone peace out world

Gonna drink a big beer :]

born to top
forced to be topped

>>216046277
what if you weren't born to top...

>>216046284
I find your homosexuality repulsive anon

what if we all lived in the same house...

>>216046310
I just said I wasn't born to top nothing bout no homos

>>216046188
I do sometimes

THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/B4JABTb6v7k

>>216046188
I always check what it is but I usually don't click and listen

You ever see a post so bad you have to obscure it with your hand so you don't see it while you read everything else on screen

>>216046348
Yeah

11pm covfefetime what's up
Also only 10 days till Hallowe'en w00t!

why are these fucking everywhere? they are not that good.

>>216046451
>they are not that good.
Bogus bomb

>>216046451
Aero is tasty

>>216046451
kitkats are delicious

>>216046451
It's all marketing, just like everything in this phony world

>>216046467
>>216046477
>>216046485
would you seriously take any one of these over peanut m&ms, reese's, or snickers?

>>216046451
kit kats and smarties are tasty, good theater snacks

>>216046503
no, but I still like KKs

>>216046451
$40 A BOX WTAF

eating a big bag of sour patch kids and getting a tummyache before bed

>>216046451
Coffee Crisp is pretty good

canadian niggas be like
"this citric acid too spicy"

when i was a kid sour patch kids were actually sour

dont think I could be one myself but sometimes I think about how every mormon ive met seems very happy and satisfied with their place in life and I wonder that maybe they just have things figured out and if I were born into the fold id be a happier person

>>216046503
I hate peanuts

>>216046518
It's like $8 for a 50 piece I just checked

Guys are so fucking grossss ugh why are guys such dirty perverts omg guys ugh?!?! Where are the good men?!
Keep it in your pants please
Any other girlies online feel this way. Like what is wrong with men why are they like this?!

>>216046543
$25 at the very least. $1.00/piece seems too low.

I just finished the episode where they send Christopher to rehab after he falls asleep on the dog, love that one.

>>216046552
omggg so true sweaty!

>>216046552
I was like that till I chopped my cock off

>>216046555
They are very small. Nowhere near chocolate bar size.

Off tae bed

>>216046451
KitKat > Aero > Coffee Crisp >>>>> Smarties

That one was stinky

Cute German girl came in the bar, my buddy Dan within 2 minutes is talking to her about WWII and Hitler.

>>216046451
Coffee Crisp >> KitKat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest

>>216046691
Many such cases

>>216046647
>Smarties
WTF are smarties in Canada, here in the U.S they're a chalky fruit candy

I just visited the reddit profile of the /r/gonewild girl I liked the most back in the day. She's now a polyamorous drug addicted FTM troon. I know people who post nudes on the internet aren't the most well adjusted but I thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world back then.
I wish I could save her in some sort of time machine.

Need someone to suck the pee out me while I sleep so I don't wet the bed

we're too hard on ourselves.

>>216046727
M&Ms but worse

>>216046691
Based Dan

>>216046718
That would be hilarious if there were. I almost lost it, I had to go out and have a cigarette. The lady next to me heard him too and was laughing

I wish I could eat all the candy in the world
I'm like Sweet Tooth in Twisted Metal 3

Since transmission of respiratory infections is decently low in Upstate New York, I decided to make a trip over to Watertown to buy a Christmas tree at Hobby Lobby.
I expected to come home with a tree and some new ornaments. Instead, I had a woman and her boyfriend take a video of me in my KN100 + PAPR combo.
I confronted her, to which she screamed repeatedly “I’m just shopping.” while her phone screen showed that she was taking a video. It was at that point I took her photo, both from the back and the front.
I crossed the store to get over to the Christmas area, where I saw her boyfriend. I walked past him and said “Your girlfriend‘s photo is going to land on the Internet. I hope you understand that I have 45,000 followers across multiple social media platforms, as well as media contacts at the New York Times and multiple other media organizations. She’s probably not going to like what happens next.”
I walked straight past the Christmas area, feeling anxious and generally unsafe despite all of my personal protective equipment.
I found the customer service manager at the front of the store and explained the situation. She notified the store’s manager. I spent a good half hour chatting with the wonderful and supportive customer service manager about my condition and what it’s been like for me living through the pandemic. Hobby Lobby should be proud of how well she handled the situation and helped me feel safe enough to head back to my car.
Even though the customer violated my privacy and safety, I made myself a new friend in the customer service manager who I look forward to seeing next time I head back to get the tree I was going to purchase today.

HitlerLover88?
You're browner than i expected

you're so brave queen

>>216046790
Imagine being afraid of air

>>216046821
*farts on you*

>>216046734
best I can do is turn you into a degen diaperfag furry

hate my job so much. Theres literally nothing I can do but fall behind in work and get yelled at for not being able to do 50 things at once and somehow finish everything by closing

>>216046732
she'll figure herself out.

https://youtu.be/1veY-HXCPpU
rock/bands all seem to have a one-off calm song that is really nice

rock/metal*

>>216046769
Well based Dan was also telling her about some Rammstein song that goes like I have a dick you have a pussy let's fuck or something like that

>>216046691
How did she react

fapping to kpop

I have mastered the fine art of silent fapping

>>216046927
Oh maybe Dan is just autistic

>>216046934
>fapping to kpop
We've all been there before brother

>>216046945
I wish i could do that
I just can't stop myself from screaming

>>216046869
what's your job? do you feel stuck there?

>>216046910
and nothing else matterrr-HRRS

>>216046930
She tried very hard to be nice, but I could tell she was uncomfortable.

Just gaped

Took a shit and got poop on my hands again award!

>>216046996
Lick it up boy

>>216046996
ktim

>>216046996
You're supposed to do that if you're indian

>>216046927
I wish I had his courage 2bh

>>216046972
never open myself this way
life is ours
we live it our way

>>216046945
I always silent fap
I don't want anyone to ever overhear me fapping.
I guess when I'm going very hard there may be a slight sloshing noise as the foreskin gets all lubed up from my precum
You know it comes with the trade, not a lot of people could do this professionally

I want to much on some chips

>>216046952
kpop is just softcore porn

>>216047039
I don't think that's what you call it. I'm not sure what it is, but it's not that.

>>216046960
Scream and cream oh yeah

>>216046961
theres advancement but its sometimes doing one other thing. Theres a couple of people getting hired after me that are cutting my hours, but its getting me sent to a slower branch at least. Its a pretty shitty job

Big fan of De Gaulle

>>216047077
Aloofness

Thinkgen bout George Springer

>>216046790
I recently visited my college's library I attended in the past and they still had barriers up everywhere and the librarians all fully masked up
Was kind of a surreal sight

>>216047077
>>216047099
Nonchalant

will be taking a bit of a piss shortly

Bladder's nice and full
Hope nobody's going around taking anyone's piss

>>216047074
>kpop is just softcore porn
For me back in the day it was Ariana Grande videos. I credit her ten years ago with sexually awakening me when she had that "Bolshoi Ballerina turned high-end Moscow whore" look that made me diamonds instantly, same with the guidette dominatrix look she had before the arena bombing.
Her turning into a bogged ayy monster is living proof we are living through societal collapse and decline.

wish I could fall asleep holding a girl instead of my pillow

wish a female would acknowledge my existence

Wish a nigga would

wish I could

>>216045826 (OP)
OHHH

wish a fish

I would kill for some fried chicken right now

>>216047369
>I would kill for some fried chicken
Real nigga hours at /cum/ I see

cold beer on a friday night

you find this hilariously funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gckwh08sY3E

>>216047386
its monday

sum purple drank wit dat shit? MMMM

>>216047394
its friday somewhere amirite or amirite *cracks open another one*

>>216047355
2 hungry men were stuck on island when a shooting star flew across the sky
One man wished for fish
The other man wished he knew how to fish and never went hungry again

The first man ran out of fish and killed himself

A little bit of chicken fart
Cold beer on a Fartday night
Pair of jeans that fart just right

>>216047432
LOL

In the arrrrrrms oooooof the angel

In the arms of an angel except it has got me in a rear naked choke

I am a moth
who just wants to share your light

https://youtu.be/wUL8NklXDsw

goodnight

A moth walks up to a man and asks him
"Got a light?"

>>216047552
In the guard of the angel

>>216047630
booo

>>216047647
I got another moth joke from a famous canadian comedian if you like

Can't sleep I'm suffering

>>216047189
I like "Side to Side."

In the gogoplata of an angel…

>>216047719
what are you gonna spend 30mins telling the joke, doc?

Finally found a decent rip of that Fleetwood Mac live rendition of Rhiannon.

>>216047827
I have listened to his podcasts so often (still skip the libtards, though)

>>216047630
LOL

Snack

>>216047933
prefer the peanut butter ones myself

Idea: British Columbia secedes.

I'm in Alberta and don't want us or Quebec to ever secede. It feels like betrayal.

Dr. Melfi whatever happened there

>>216048012
business idea: fund it
ethnically cleanse hongcouver
CASCADIA WHEN

>>216048119
Anyone got that gif of a green animated lizard dancing? It was cool as hell

Extremely pretty and cute and insanely innocent looking girls seriously love getting dicked the fuck down eh

Checking the archive for icelandic posts and i see a lot of zutt posting

Idea: SEX w/ Stevie Nicks c. 1975

Nicotine's an addictive substance

>>216048271
Same with weed

>>216048259
I don't like her face

>>216046128
he killed you gay girlfriend! why would you gay do that?

>>216048342
what's it like being gay

I'm glad i got to see New York before Zohran Mandingo turns it into a Kurt Russel film

>>216048478
I can't believe she'd eat something a brown had touched either

El presidente de colombia just talked shit about Trump
I need to get my ass outta here

The breakfast

(Woke up at midnight, sleep schedule is basically fixed now)

>>216048615
isn't that guy like freaking insane? feel like he got into a schizo anti trump spergout after the election and it was so insane nobody knew what to make of it

>>216048667
I think he likes la cocaina a little too much

>>216048665
soy wars is for gays

>>216048725
TNG is kino.

>>216048743
feel like the non highlighted part is the weird part ngl

>>216048743
>>216048776
Yep

Sup friends

>>216048743
brown pipo lol

Disability day in less than 24 hours yay :D

>>216048884
How come gays get an entire month and the disabled only get a day?

>>216048940
We get 12 days a year.

Scooby Jew

>>216048743
They put the barbed grass WHERE?

>>216048959
Oy vey, Shaggy

>>216048975
SCOOBY SCOOBY JEW
WHERE ARE YOU!?!

Remember the Hex Girls?

>>216048478
I want to have Sex with every gyal in that car

Vaccine injuries are no joke
I broke a rib when they were restraining me

>>216049166
I felt like shit after the second and third doses. That was like the bare minimum at the time to get "fully vaccinated" + one booster so that's what I did. I did eventually catch COVID and I don't know if I would have been sicker without the vaccine or not, but it felt a lot like the sick feeling I got after the doses. I can't remember having a fever that severe. At one point I considered briefly if I would need to go to the hospital if it got any worse. It was nasty. Just a horrid fever.

>>216049265
>I don't know if I would have been sicker without the vaccine or not
That triple vaxx could have saved your life if you had been 95 years old

Gonna eat another entire can of corn.

>>216049369
This nigga corny as fuck

>ordered paperback of a book because it was cheaper
>they sent me a hardback
uhm fweaking based??

What is his problem?

>>216049704
I liek the pages to be hard too

>>216049704
Very unbased.

>>216050032
fool
paperbacks are childish and gay
hardbacks are mature and classy

I used to have a friend who didn't wipe after shitting. He had a really bad fistula in his ass, I saw it once when he was bending over and I gagged.

>hot tomboy got written out of the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8wK-vhuWog

In the car, Jason just can't wait, to pick his sister up on his very first date

Interesting happening in Vienna, Austria.
A young female teacher gets drunk and asks a 16 year old student of hers to come to her place and they make out.
He tells his friends about and they form a mob of 15-17 year olds that blackmail, threaten and rape her. Culminates in them breaking into her apartment while she’s on vacation, stealing stuff and then setting it on fire.
I won’t name any nationalities. It’s a male problem not an immigration problem.

Jason's pretty fly for a white guy

Jason's mom has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited for so long

Jason can I come over after school?

>>216050836
Only if you bring weed

He walks alone under the big city lights

He always knows just when the time is right

He never shows what he's thinking, he keeps it inside

Because Jason's too cool for school

>>216050794
>Interesting happening in Vienna, Austria.
I really liked that one when that Austrian painter with the epic moustache created the good ol' NSDAP

>>216050913
Well that didn’t happen in Austria

>>216050976
München ist Österreich

>>216050999
Und deine Mutter noch eine Jungfrau.
Erzähl doch keinen Stuss hier!!!

>>216051028
Jungfrau mild
Erhöre einer Jungfrau Flehen
Aus diesem Felsen starr und wild
Soll mein Gebet zu dir hinwehen
Wir schlafen sicher bis zum Morgen
Ob Menschen noch so grausam sind
O Jungfrau, sieh der Jungfrau Sorgen
O Mutter, hör ein bittend Kind!

>>216051028
ich bin hitler, du bist hitler, wir sind alle hitler!!!!!!!!!!

>>216051028
Kannst nicht schlafen

>>216051110
I am not Hitler.
I love the Jewish people and I love Israel.
Am Yisrael Chai!

>>216051145
Hast du arisches blüt Kamerad?

>>216051145
Wenn Doktor Goebbles ist arisches und Germanisch, wenn ich bin sivrit, eine wahrer germanisch held bitte danke brüdi

>>216051162
Es gibt kein „arisches“ Blut.
Es gibt menschliches Blut.
Und ja, ich bin MENSCH.
Ein Mensch mit HERZ. Ohne Hass, ohne Neid.

Daniel Nimovodorviskvy died.

>>216045849
So THIS is schizoposting

>>216051193
in die Gaskammern mit dir

>>216051193
Aktion T4 für dich

Someone put a bunch of cum in my butt, what the heck, I just woke up and there's a bunch of cum in my butt

>>216045922
Based, which distro? I'm on Ubuntu because it just works

>>216051217
NOOOOOO NOT Daniel Nimovodorviskvy

Do you think if Jeff Bezos deliberately shot and killed a homeless man he'd even go to jail?

>>216051631
Probably not, given the current state of the USA. Americans now live under the tyranny of billionaires.

Why is everyone posting under the wrong flags

>>216046451
Ifs almost Halloween, Rajesh

>>216051701
dude, coming from you? you get arrested for posting online. you get arrested for raising your own countries flag

Just gushed a fart.

I wish I was retarded, fat and gay. Oh and also balding

>>216051631
Yes
Their evil criminality has rules and conventions, they can't just do whatever they want

>>216051836
If someone is arrested for a social media post in the UK it's usually because that person has threatened or encouraged violence. Such people should be held accountable. It should not be okay to incite or encourage violence.

My Mom has been a huge Blue Jays fan since literally the 70s. Today we drank a case of Guinness together and watched our boys advance to the World Series in Game 7. Actually one of my favourite days of my life. What a great series. The Dodgers look unstoppable. But if anybody can stop them, maybe it’s our Blue Jays. Why not?

>>216045826 (OP)
I'm discontinuing the lithium

>>216052164
glad you enjoyed yourself

>>216052210
Thanks dawg. It was so much fun. If the Mariners are your team, then I’m sorry for your loss. But I really like a bunch of your players honestly. Especially Big Dumper. That guy is incredible.

>>216051701
Even a few years ago some states were starting to operate like authoritarian regimes.

>>216051836
The UK generally scores higher on human rights indices than us unfortunately

I'm more of a chicas güeras guy myself

Truly just drinking a retarded amount of beer as fast as humanly possible

>>216053228
when did you start

you are one smart cookie

>>216053307
About 8 hours ago. Just finished my last one.

>>216046088
Pretty gay of you

>>216052036
I hate mi6

Remember how retardedly smud women were with Hillary and Kamala, like it really was “Her Turn” and it was happening by default? Talking about how butthurt all the Republican sexist white men are gonna be and spent the entire campaign hating on straight men? Weird how it’s not a winning strategy to dehumanize voters or telling all white men or even nonwhite straight men that they’re subhuman

>>216053584
Kamala’s whole campaign was men NEED to vote democrat or else they hate their mothers, wives, daughters, and granddaughters and that the vote was going to be for protecting women (as we all know women have very little protection by the government and have almost no resources for homeless women, domestic abuse victims, or anything else while men have endless programs) rather than in their own best interest

Hello chaps.

>>216054090
What’s good bruh? Is that you? You’re handsome.

damn the government is still shut down huh
i havnt noticed a difference but im sure its a bad thing

>>216054223
Wish mine would desu

>>216053584
>>216053686
Democrats cannot change this about themselves either because the party is split between Obama era types and the AOC overtly woke uncompromising types and every attempt to rein in the more unpalatable aspects results in more infighting.

>>216054153
https://youtu.be/MESmgLygBjU

>>216054245
>>216054259
https://youtu.be/1UpC_fOy4oc

drinking coffee and reading dosto

>>216054394
https://youtu.be/sUg9AnikO10

>>216054280
>>216054343
>>216054468
I enjoy your Tiger enthusiasm man. I have a sick tiger blanket in the room where I lift weights. I always look to it for inspiration. It stares back at me and reminds me not to be a pussy cat.

>>216054485
>I have a sick tiger blanket
Very VERY non-White coded

>>216054223
Bureaucrats add nothing of value so of course you didn't notice

>>216054513
I think you’re right. But surprisingly, I am actually a white guy. It’s an old blanket my Mom had.

>>216054223
We have one anon who seethes over it because he's some sort of wannabe glowie/bureaucrat

>>216054485
>>216054572
>>216054605
https://youtu.be/dHID5Yv-Z0s

>>216054596
I googled it for a picture and every possible non-white ethnicity was claiming they did this (including Slavs)

Avatarfagging? OH JANNY!

>>216054651
>thinking jannies will ever actually ban avatarfags
you poor, innocent fool

>>216054090
>>216054280
I'm going to assume you're Catyank, since tigers are technically cats, and Catyank likes to post music

If you're not catyank then my apologies. Either way, hello.

>>216054394
Based, I'm also drinking coffee

>>216054639
>>216054651
https://youtu.be/lHTR9IqzNUs

>>216054676
I kid, I would never EVER announce a report, not that the jannies would do anything in that case either.

>>216054639
My mom had the tiger one. And my Grandma has a Lion one. But we are ethnic Germans so I can’t really explain it lol. I would take a picture of the tiger one but I’m lying in bed. But it’s a close-up of the beautiful tiger face.

Have to go to work after being gone a week
This is a human rights violation

>>216054712
Hello. Yes it is I, cat chad!
https://youtu.be/y9ygGm_rwpg

>>216054869
Do they still have live nude painting sessions for beginners? I feel like pajeets would swarm those places until they were forced to close like "teen hangouts" at community centres

as for me, i am nothing but a worm

>>216054762
Me my heritage is German, English, Scottish, and Finnish.

>>216055016
Where's the DNA results?

>>216054924
Probably not considering zoomers don't really do anything revolving around physical media these days, it's all drawing boards and digital artwork like furry porn.

>>216054924
I think it's mostly exclusive to college classes now
I've seen listings for live nude models for colleges, usually in big cities though (new york, los angeles, etc)

>>216055016
Hell yeah. I’m German and Austrian. But perhaps more importantly, we both have tiger blood.

>>216055042
I don't want to show my African and Mexican percentages

>>216055228
You aren't me!

>>216055228
Ancestry recently did a YUGE update it probably changed all of that don't worry.
t. Went from 1% Icelandic to 1% North African (I am no longer White)

>>216055242
Yes I am

Your bussy is a real cum dumpster I'd say

>>216055274
Moored

Are there a lot of Jews in New England? I wanna move there

>>216055325
I've been filling out all these DEI forms at work claiming I'm a minority, hope I can get something

>>216055346
Yes there are a lot of Jews here

>>216055366
pick indigenous, it's the easiest and they won't dare question it. no actual consequences if you lie either.

>>216055408
Damn

>>216055446
I genuinely considered doing that when I first applied here but I chickened out and just said disabled because they can't actually reject that one either kek

>>216055499
plus it's true :^)

make sure you say you're gay as well

goddamn

>>216055721
He’s a high school kid man.

>>216055759
I know

>>216055721
that genuinely tragic. hope he takes the bald pill sooner rather than later

>>216055759
That's the problem guy

>>216055721
ah jeez dood

make the new, chud

I’m sooooo fuckin chinese

>>216055721
He should buzz it

>>216055636
Yes I am, I have lower back pain from carrying around deez heavy nutz and dick all day. They didn't have gay stuff when I started but they let you identify as Francophone so same thing basically.