Thread 216060717

neoliberal bull logging in

poo smells lmao

>You made this for me?
>It's a token of your love?

neoliberal teeth chomping on

any perverts in the house tonight?

Just got my neoliberal teeth filled in. Wonder if dentistberg thinks I'm a pussy for how much I shake/sweat. I don't cry out or ask for them to stop, but I can't pretend it isn't agonising when the vibrations/cold aggravate the nerve.

just killed another mouse today, this one almost escaped the glue trap too but I managed to hit it with a log on the head and it died. little shit almost bit me

>>216060774
Prefer not to say

it’s the teeth nathan

Ban evading btw janny. You can ban me but ban the BE flag poster. Also to everyone here, report his posts. Also report >>216060761 this poster too (he’s the parasite) notice how he latches onto the BE flag posters shit? (Neoliberal) neither of them are welcome here and should be made to feel that

>>216060800
that was a test
get used to that

Got called Doctor Who by a bloke in the pub for wearing a peacoat

samuel

in my underground incel lair

>>216060788
sibirski mouse :)

>>216060814
won't be submitting false reports sorry

>be me, pip lad
>not worked in over 2 years
>last year bennies went up a lot, started at 800, now on 1360 a month
>letter from hmrc
>????
>this can't be good
>tax rebate for 1150 quids!
>despite not working for 2 years haha!
This was storytime with PIP lad. Government throws money at me right now and I Iove it.

>>216060788
Hated when mice came into my old house.
One got caught in a trap and another chewed half it's face off before getting caught in another trap, disgusting creatures.
You need to find how they are getting in and block the holes lad

>>216060851
timmy's brother in law there x

beer: cracked open
ucl: streaming
bets: made

good night of footy ahead lads, just what I need after toil

He's here...

Do you guys invest your savings? Where?

>>216060814
please read the room neoliberal teeth isn’t the parasite lol

>>216060908
This is also the parasite btw (deflection attempt)

get the young fitties posted

>>216060914
why is he walking towards the camera

sir heinous, lord of vigorous

>>216060860
how the heck do i get on this fucksake

>>216060935
you stupid boy, you’re false reporting at this point

My fellow Americans

get the nigger twinks raped

Anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar today
Has anyone in /brit/ said a word about it?

There he is replying to himself. Some turgid fake conversation will follow to give the impression that people are remotely interested in his new character (they're not)

>>216060991
only Trafalgar i know is from One Piece

bus 25 is coming

i'm fucking obsessed with yaoi

report the BE flags posts

God I’m gonna shag my gf senseless when she arrived tomorrow

Thesis due in a fortnight
Bit silly that 9 months and 18,000 words decides whether I go to a world class American uni or languish in shitstralia

>>216061032
where the fuck is she

>>216061033
just write about gay porn

>>216061045
she will be here tomorrow lad, we’re cooking a nice dinner and that but before that she’s getting ragged

nigga said fortnite

>Scots headteacher ‘let schoolboy see her breasts and kissed him at Halloween disco’

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/15454200/scots-headteacher-schoolboy-see-breasts-kissed-halloween-disco/

All Belgian posts will be reported, all posts in defence of or perpetuating any of his post habits will also be reported. I do not care

so belgium also happens to be obsessed with jurgen klopp hmm who does that remind you of

https://vocaroo.com/17o4LqG0HizK
posted in the other thread like a bellend
but thoughts, lads?

nothing to poo, nothing to wee,
nothing to do, nothing to be,
nothing to prove, nothing to say,
nothing to lose, nothing to gain,
nothing to feel, nothing to hate,
nothing is real, it's all too late,
what do you do when nothing's wrong,
ain't got a clue, ain't got no bum

you are foaming at the mouth, you are mad without a doubt,
cause it's really leaking out,
and i'm going out of my mind, wee wee got me going blind,
and it's really leaking out

Good moaning. It is half pissed socks.

Right
*slaps arse*
Best get me tea on

things would make so much more sense if i was straight

>>216061078
>no pictures of her
gay

>>216061078
How do we ban women from society without seeming misogynistic?

what do you poo
when you've got no poo to do?

>>216061172
wee

this commentator sounds bored af and I don't blame him

>>216061172
i poo semi digested food because of gasto intestinal issues

>>216061079
Yeah calm down and stick to the Belgium posts. You’re reporting people who have nothing to with him dummy.

giving catberg a kiss and a cuddle

>>216061079
get a life mate

get the airplane mode flicked on and off

We accept the reality of the world in which we're presented

offshore bank accounts but for women instead of money

right thats me been done then

>>216061259
is that you

if a little red demon gremlin creature came into your room at night and started to bum you. ur reaction?

test

saaaaar do not redeem airplane mode

>>216061318
YWNBAE

Think I finally want kids. Definitely waited too long for it cuz I definitely want to have like 4 of them. Gonna need to find me a younger wife.

rubbing nigger shit all over my dick

WHY DID U REDEEM IT

>>216061318
Funny how it took the most Aryan trans person to normalize transgender transgenderism.

>>216061340
been telling my bird we’re having 3 of them, she’s 29 and we’re starting before she’s 30

In my incel lair... plotting.... scheming..

honestly so much has happened since 2010 that is ripe for satire that there's just no way GTAVI can keep up. it's destined to fail on that expectation alone

this whole thing has been mental

>'BABY' DOLL HOAX Fake baby ‘mum’ conned partner & family with plastic DOLL before lying about death – as cops called in

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/15476278/kira-cousins-fake-baby-mum-doll-police/

>>216061390
it's impossible for this game to fail

>>216061078
Was always like this tbf. Female teachers in the 25-45 range were always massive flirts. They'd catch you looking down their top and tell you off and then go right back to the same position that let you see down their top. And how is 'letting him look in her handbag' an offence? Our old English Lit teacher would let you go grab her handbag if she forgot it on her way to the computer room.

Maroon?

hello my lovely boys club

>>216061318
she looks like a cute feminine fairy in some pics and way too manly in others

Schrödinger Shafer

>>216061433
oh for fucks sake not another one

JAAAAAAANNNNNIIIIEEEEEEEE

mutt moment

oh no.. goodbye website data

Schopenhauer's Cat

>>216061398
airdrie is a grim place

>>216061318
don't forget that this man's father's a pastor
he sinned
he denied god's providence
liberal christians in the west are just fucked up

oh my DAYS

mods

you'd think we'd get our own dedicated janny after so many times

slot

>>216061446
so thats a child being spaffed in by an immigrant

What should I invest in? Not memecoins

>>216061479
very nice one lard, keep posting cp

yeah ok do i have to delete my computer now or something

mad how the grooming gang inquiry has been arsed up. almost like the government wanted it to fail for some reason

i filtered yanks yesterday
think i just saved my soul

>>216061528
if ur living in a democratic country, ur country 'fed' will come to retrieve the data

>>216061511
a stable coin like usdc
genuinely, need at least some of that as digital assets

>>216061528
go to internet options and clear temporary files. go to browser history and clear the last hour for everything or whatever (downloaded files/canced images)

>>216061511
me

Sounds like it was absolutely the right call for me to have filtered every non-UK flag on /int/, judging by that sudden influx of posts. Fucking hell what is wrong with forners?

Spainnonce earning his nickname today

>>216060717 (OP)
i let yer missus deep froat me knob and toss me hog.

>>216061528
go to temporary internet files option in "disk clean-up"

the resistance is the psyop. the point is to foment opposition so they can do it anyway while letting everyone believe they fought it off successfully

the left could meme if they wanted to, but they're just too honest and rational, chud!

There is no reason to ever see a foreign flag on 4chan. Not one.

fuck sake I hovered over that gif didn't realise there was cp spam ongoing

>>216061511
buy your country and and you become president

>>216061555
Feel like this needs research. Why do you suggest it? Thanks

derek gay porn chisora

absolute disgrace all that the human responsible should be shot

>>216061511
drugs

omggggg it's only tuesday

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgknm8xrgpo
what the FUCK

I hope they start experimenting on insane criminals again so that they can understand how their brains tick

ok so we can agree its the brazilian posting that stuff right

Scary how quickly time passes when drunk

It was 9am today and the Sun was coming out and the birds were singing
Alcohol delivery arrived at 10am
Sudddenly now it's almost 7pm

>>216061680
What the fuck I didn't even realise that could happen
Shall be getting an engineer out to check my cables pronto

>>216061718
youre drunk? *starts dry humping u*

>>216061638
less volatility than other digital assets while still benefiting from high liquidity. also generally high yield and interest rate depending on the exchange. can also hedge against the pound (or whatever it is in Ethiopia is that is where you genuinely are).

pretty good investment choice if you're looking to diversify your portfolio

crypto is way too volatile (see what happened Friday before last) and other investments have much less liquidity

look into it more yourself but it is good

>>216061718
I’ve done a days work
Chatted to my gf on the phone
Posted Vinted parcels
Watched the football
Had a bath

All in that time

I miss jasper days...

Got a $1600 check in the mail from my school for the financial aid moneys i had left over

is it over?

>>216061718
no idea how you can binge on depressents

>>216061741
*starts wanking you off*

>>216061812
hehe cheers lad

ultrawide about to do a heinousdem

>>216061737
Thanks

>>216061826
haha i'm actually finally getting my driving license

Women are a scam.

>>216061903
the wrong women is a scam*
my gf has lots more money than me and the only reason I can afford to get a nice house and that. I’m like a male gold digger

You shall not build!

What a MASSIVE coincidence.
Bit disturbing that GPT/Gemini take Islamic sources of history as gospel as if they weren't (still are) bloodthirsty savages.

gf havers love telling everyone they have a gf

>>216061932
I cant sneed!

>>216061924
what do you bring to the table?

>>216061971
handsome, funny, good cock, social status of nailing down a prolific shagger

>>216061971
he is the table

>>216061971
probably a huge cock

Just scanned some homemade lentil soup and a couple slices of buttered bread.
I think I need some more food but what

this how i was broken in and, believing in what others told me, many others as well: with a thick nut on my ass (in my case, always followed by some gentle spanking with the cumming cock).
a couple of weeks later, well, i think you guessed it. but this and wanking were what started it all (with a sweeter, much older man - a teacher of mine).
from there to sucking, and from here to swallowing, it was relatively quick, but i did relish the gradual aspect of it. it made all easier and enjoyable.

being broken in by an older, delicate, naturally experienced man is the best that can happen to a young dude who's aching for a gay experience.
"today you're gonna be playing with my balls only."

i love this thread. it brings back memories, sentiments.

>>216062020
This sounds completely alien to me but the key word might be the 'UK'.

>>216061971
Something under the table.

>>216062043 Fuck thanks for taking that from me.

women want EXPERIENCE lads. You best get some

>>216062050
Your body craves meat nigga.

:D

>>216062113
pause

SCARED, POTTER?

>>216062102
fake it till you make it haha

>>216062050
you on the tills tonight then lad?

>>216062102
It's like getting a job, they want experience but if you don't get a first in how do you get experience in the first place? Just got to lie really. If you're over 18 and still a virge just gotta say you got some poon in sixth form or whatever.

got a cookies and cream croissant for breakfast tomorrow well excited

>>216062082
Hmm.... Bit gay tho innit

DREAM ON

this emiru girl has some piano keys ahh teeth

>>216062133
screaming

>>216062149
got a tub of ben and jerry's me

Utterly insane how admins haven't added those images to an autoban blacklist yet

>>216062123
Both of them are almost certainly dead.

>>216062181
Faketriot

>>216062143
yeh lying is the best course of action if you didn’t do a load of awkward shagging between 14-17

>>216061924
This is one of the main reasons I left fiancéeberg. I didn't mind being the poorer partner, but a couple times when we argued she tried making me sleep on the couch. At that point she lived in a flat paid for by her father, I had my own rental and I'd stay there half the week, then go home for work the other half.
Couldn't help but wonder what'd happen if I was living there full time, and we had an argument she told me to get out of the flat. Wasn't the only reason, but that power dynamic wasn't something I could risk developing any further.

just done a poo
was one of those horrid sticky and smelly ones
I hate pooing so much

>>216062167
nigga name schunk

t

>>216062186
why would u post this :(

>>216062149
Two tins of mackerel fillets and a vitamin D3/K2 pill for me.

i love cute doggo :3

>>216062133
I've been done.
Someone call an ambulance

>>216062240
you just know

Getting randomly groped is the price they pay for years of cultivating unhealthy parasocial relationships with desperate virgins. You make millions and you got hugged for two seconds by a sperg, boohoo get over it. Be glad you aren't in Japan where those niggas will track your location down from a reflection in your eye and rape you and stab you to death and not necessarily in that order.

Cart Narc better leave this town boy

>>216062259
truke

>>216062240
it doesnt want to be jumped on and roughly fussed over like that leave it

>>216062208
understandable this, can’t be dealing with that. Very different situation to mine

BARTY CROUCH

>>216062259
Would also happen in Korea, a place they ALL love

>>216062240
do NOT post stage five

>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse
What the fuck? Have this happen all the time on my mobile, but never on my PC. I'm spooked

>>216062269
niggas simp over this oh my DAYS

>>216062307
Thames Valley police active rn

>>216062240
umm.. hi

>>216062233
probably lived a long life in dog and cat years with a loving family

>>216062259
she knows
that's why she has bodyguards
she's mad because twitch banned her usual security from the event which caused this

>>216062326
Did you get range banned too, or are you a good guesser?

You know what must be done.

>>216062325
i would literally worship her tummy and thighs

>>216062316
WHAT company?

Dua Lipa's STINKY feet

Booked a steakhouse for my birthday (on a Sunday this year), they do a lovely steak, best meal I’ve ever had. Looked at the website again and they only do roasts on Sunday. Beefeater it is then for the third year on the trot.

>>216062259
did she actually cultivate it or is she just a woman

>>216062392
mate beefeater is fucking grim you can do better than that

*Driving through /brit/*

she smels like French people! images you can smell!

>>216062208
I was the richer partner with my ex. I never asked her to sleep on the couch or leave my house but I always kind of took solace in the fact that I could ask her to leave if she did something really bad.
Anyway I broke up with her because she started being a depressing old bitch who didn't want to fuck anymore. Now I live alone. Yep.

>>216062400
My Kosovan friend calls me a faggot for finding her extremely attractive. How could anyone look at that image and not want to run their tongue along her armpit?

Loading up Overwatch, gonna play ranked. Will be playing exclusively Bastion all night long and no, I will not switch.

dedicating my ongoing chess game to the late, great, Daniel Naroditsky

>>216062411
I like it in there. My local is closing down but it was in a nice manor home. Last year the service was the rudest I’ve ever had but got a laugh out of it.

dua lipa is yet more proof that we need unrestricted female Albanian immigration into this country

easiest way to commit suicide without leaving a mess?

>>216062473
I went there for gfbergs sisters birthday the other week, terrible food we all said it was shite and wouldn’t go back and we’re not snobby! awful

>>216062495
interested in this too

just bought this for the dog to play with

>>216062495
self immolation in a treehouse

>>216062519
>.<

bury me with a plate of Toby carvery in my hands

>>216062519
Ah well at least it's VAT free

>>216062424
>but I always kind of took solace in the fact that I could ask her to leave
That's reasonable, but you are a man. My ex wasn't that bad, in fact she forgave me for terrible things quite easily, but she was controlling in smaller ways. She once had a panic attack because I refused to eat with both knife and fork when we were (and I'm not making this up for meme value) eating a Charlie Bighams ready meal. She said it felt like I didn't view us eating dinner together as the same level of special as us eating with her family.
>Now I live alone. Yep
It sucks, but it is better than being tied to someone that isn't as into you as you are them.

pg tips are leaky

>>216062240
dog worship is a mental illness

brits OUT
pakis IN

>>216062538
no Charlie bigham's? disappointed in you lad

Can anyone else not post images?

>>216062472
his death was tragic
liked his streams so much

>but being a dog isnt
really makes you think!

>>216062472
I won x

>>216062572
hello boris johnson what are you doing in argentina

anyone else’s gf put her head on your shoulder when you’re watching tv and instantly fall asleep every time? Fall asleep on your own side!

>>216062578
Well then I'm glad it wasn't just me, after the CP spam earlier I was a bit spooked - looks like it's a London-wide range ban.

>>216062495
>>216062514
I love you lads pls don’t kys

>>216062240
This is rape.

>>216062601
spaki ruining it for everyone as per

>>216062495
>>216062514
Been looking into noble gases and an exit bag, but I want to lose weight and get fit before I die so the coroner doesn't judge my gross fat body when I'm dead.

>>216062598
haha yeah...

T

Homer Simpson

>>216062511
Was the food actually bad? Even if the people in there are a bit grotty and the service isn’t the best I’ve always loved the food. But it’s my 21st and sisterstein is pestering me to let her book somewhere nicer.

can also confirm I’m London and can’t post images

>>216062598
Exberg used to rest her head in my lap, and curl up into a ball. I'd put one hand down the back of her pants and massage her bum, and stroke her hair and ears with the other. Do miss that desu

>>216062601
mad how this never happened until the OFCOM fine was ignored

mental how everyone hates them. literally everyone on earth besides some indians and a few geriatrtic yanks

хoчy кoпчёнoй pыбки

hoe mer or simp son?

>>216062641
let her do it lad beefeaters just a bit naff our food was terrible

>>216062472
white to move
checkmate in 2

>>216062598
Haha haha hahahahhaahhhahhaa

fuck you i'm millwall

>>216062554
>when we were (and I'm not making this up for meme value) eating a Charlie Bighams ready meal
ROARING

Spending my 21st birthday at Beefeater

>>216062694
It's funny because it's true.

>>216062681
knight c7 check
bishop d4 checkmate

>>216062639
kind of mad the simpsons haven't done a parody of day of the locust in treehouse of horror or something

>>216062716
wrong

>>216062554
I think it's just what woman are like, always playing head games to be controlling since they can't really be physically controlling.
Mine actually started crying after a tiny argument which I didn't care about, then messaged me the next day saying I could put up with her shite or break up with her. A while later she was coming round to get her stuff so I broke up with her and she got upset that I didn't want to work on the relationship and said it was my fault she was so negative and that she should have broken up with me ages ago, I treated her like shit when I was drunk etc.
Made me feel like a right dickhead but I'm better off for sure.
I do miss the sex though.

>>216062694
don't think he said that

glod

>>216062733
*yawn*

>>216062731
if queen takes can just move white queen to a6
its mate either way
and if queen blocks on b6 when you do bishop then can just take

easy

>>216062676
interesting how those demographics, boomers and jeets, are also the most pro-AI

A man has appeared in court in Dublin charged with sexually assaulting a 10-year-old girl who was in the care of the Irish Child and Family Agency, Tusla.

The incident is alleged to have happened in the early hours of Monday morning.

A 26-year-old man was charged with sexually assaulting the young girl at Garter Lane, Saggart, Co Dublin. The man cannot be named because of the Republic of Ireland's rules around sexual assault cases.

The accused was granted free legal aid after the court was told he was not working.

A defence solicitor requested an Arabic interpreter.

>>216062765
your solution was wrong because the queen can block check
it's mate in 2 (TWO) not mate in 3

Godberg tossing me a couple Ws so i dont kms

>>216062803
sad

>>216062677
Этo кaл cынyля

>>216062745
my chud son who sits on me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq_LakJTsIE&

>>216062784
mental how none of them speak english

watching this hasan stream

>>216062784
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>216062816
How so

yo trump is demolishing the white house what the fuck

>>216062681
1. Nb5 -> c7 (checks the king)
2. ...Qxc7
3. Qc6 -> a6 (checkmates the king)

>>216060788
In this cuckhole they banned sticky traps because they might hurt the poor rodents.

would happily marry nigella

a world of pussy, ass and boobs is out there

>>216062784
He's gonna get given Judge Martin Nolan and he'll walk away with a suspended sentence. Guaranteed. Auld Noleyboy never misses a chance to save a nonce from prison time.

When you guys get a filling how bad do you find the pain? Reckon I'm a pussy

>>216062892
owning the libs LOL!

>>216062930
never had one because you see i brush my teeth

>>216062930
depends how big he is

a world of puss in boots is out there

>>216062902
>Qxc7
doesn't have to do this, he can move the king to a7

https://youtu.be/orv_ynU0YiQ

Serious driver this

As someone who is autistic it's funny seeing 'autism' be the first listed motivator for suicide when I look up suicide on Wikipedia

>>216062944
Yeah, I have no excuse. Never had the habit instilled in me, only started brushing in the last five years. This one was due to a wisdom tooth impaction so I feel somewhat unresponsible

why’s London range banned from image posting then

>>216062930
nothing compared to an extraction, which noticably increased my pain threshold

>>216062982
Starmer's orders

>>216062982
prince andrew

negotiating a wank

>>216062930
I just laid back with my right hand holding my left hand and clenched whenever it became painful
After a while the pain doesn't feel too bad though, you can handle it easily

>as someone who’s autistic
Blah blah blah shut up luh nigga

>>216062988
I had a rotten, infected, impacted wisdom tooth removed, and it was horrifically painful, but I was still sweating and shaking today when getting a filling.

>>216062930
Injections in the jaw can be a bit sore, drilling can be a bit tingly if deep. Usually more sore the day after as you feel kind of bruised up in the jaw region.
>>216062944
Fucked up that gimmick tho didn't you lad

Enter the bone church

>>216062974
well having autism might as well be the same as getting the death penalty

ktim

perhaps the ‘p posting is originating from London and it could be being used as part of a case to get the site banned

I need my dick sucked

>>216062982
too many unsavoury types

>>216062982
The Japanese lad in charge of the site hates London today

>>216063024
Sounds like you have a higher tolerance than me. I don't declare my pain or ask them to stop, but I started sweating and my body shakes involuntarily. It's really embarassing

what are you on about? they give you an injection when you get a filling

>>216063035
more like the boner church ami right haha

>>216063044
It's all part of the botnet
Also some guy on kiwifarms thinks this about britpol but he seems a bit loopy

>>216063061
Come here then

dua lipa

>>216062967
um wrong sweety
the other white knight is already checking a7; the only viable move is Qxc7

>>216063098
Sex

>>216063037
reminds me of FS

>>216063095
lick

>>216063034
>gimmick
i have never had a filling lad i always thought manky teeth were really disgusting so made sure i look after mine

>>216063073
bone her church? i dont even now a single member of the congregation yet

>>216063072
Still hurts like fuck m8

>>216063071
All I can say is to lay back and think of something to distract yourself tbqh
Unless there's anesthetic available, in which case go for that mayne

>>216063098
good post. also, charli xcx

>>216063037
>>216063109
oh
...
screaming

>>216062930
I went 20 years being underdosed on anaesthetic and basically felt everything, which you're not supposed to be feeling. I made it through every filling with barely a wince here and there. I got a proper dose starting a couple years ago and you feel literally nothing. The only issue is the strain at the side of your lips from holding your mouth open so long.

>>216063103
it still doesn't work
you were right about my mistake though

back in the olden times when you turned 40 you could have gone to the pub and drank yourself to death
now you're expected to start "living" by going hiking, attending sommelier classes and eating cheese discussing politics
it's all fucked kid

>>216063126
your dentist must be shit because i never feel a thing

>>216063182
>>216063182

>>216063184
kek this is litearlly me!!!!!!!

>>216063024
>>216063071
You shouldn't be feeling anything during a filling. If you're feeling something, let them know. They'll give you another dose of local anaesthetic and you'll be sweet.

>>216063103
because the queen is pinned to your king so you can't move it to a6

>>216063116
You had a perfectly good chance to "you see" post and fumbled it lad, wind your neck in

>>216060743
lol

>>216063157
>>216063211

>>216063543
you can't move your queen to a6 because it's pinned to your king
it's an illegal move

>>216063579
that's because you're playing 3d
whereas I'm playing 4d
xx

>>216063673
there is a solution btw