Thread 216122568

baddiedem edish

neoliberal bull logging in

>>216122568 (OP)
why are all these ethots ugly

I've eaten a kitkat
and I may... may, dear friends, have another...

any shits fewer than five times a week man in?

nth for the gyaldem

where can I find one of these

>>216122617
no i dont have something wrong with me

so feverish right now it's lame, may for the first time in years have mummyberg make me my dinner so I can take ibuprofen and just go back to bed

where's mouseGOD

>>216122625
i think b&q have a range of hot tubs

>>216122625
I'd give her £20 to lick her tummy for 10 minutes

did 31 pull-ups one set today Corr
strong as fuck

reading the book of bunny suicides

>>216122602
taste issue

>>216122568 (OP)
they have irish boyfriends

>hinge notification
>Eloise has matched with you
>open the app to check
>"no matches right now"

Must have had a better look at my profile and figured out what a virgin freak I am

>>216122649
cor gis a feel of ya muscles la

>>216122649
If you’re going to lie make it believable

might go to aldi for snacks then watch traitors and eat said snacks

remember when nasa posted a supposed image of mars and there was a squirrel in the picture

so who tf is lee?

>>216122690
someone’s JELLY lmao

>>216122698
sandy cheeks

>>216122625
you can find her in london

with her irish boyfriend

really should kill myself tbqh

send the grey squirrels to mars with no oxygen

>ordered a chinese to celebrate auntberg's birthday
>we ordered 2 bags of chips
>1 bag arrives
>it's charred to fuck, all burnt AND half empty
>auntberg's crying
>ring up and say they fucked up the order
>instead of replacing it say they'll owe us one next time we order (which is blackmail)
>get on with having our singapore fried rice
>5 mins after our meal is done chinaman comes to the door and gives us a fresh full pristine bag of chips
>auntberg, who's full, starts crying again

what a dogshit night
poor auntberg

What are you lads dressing up as for Halloween then?

Winston pushing down the accelerator and smoking og loudpack while three inexperienced Katies orally attend to his ovaldem appendage

>>216122727
good shout

>>216122737
bum dosser

>>216122736
is she menopausal (she sounds like it) and theres cures for that

>>216122737
Thinking either paint myself blue and go as mega mind, paint myself grey and go as squidward or paint myself yellow and go as Homer

>crying over chips
Childish honestly, act your age.

bus 25 stopping in brixton

>>216122736
Give her a good birthday seeing to

>>216122736
give auntberg a hug x

if the spammer could do us all the kind favour of killing himself that would be lovely

>>216122766
you're mad for painting yourself

>>216122703
You either didn’t do 31 pull-ups or you did but they were half reps like that wahlberg clip lol

>meet woman
>she thinks i look good and wants to see me naked etc
>do this for a few days and its all good
>shes started giving me very short replies and doesnt want to talk

i hate myself, i think ive been pumped and dumped by a woman

>>216122785
he said hes going to lmao

bin the woke bbc
bin the woke nhs NOW

not seeing any spammers me. filters must be doing their job you see

got nowt planned for halloween
got no mates here they're all back in england
sad really

they weren't groomed they went willingly

me? Filters all JF flags.

not content with my life at all

>>216122801
she used you like an object

sex with dua lips

quit fags today and I am struggling
Just scranning bare chocolate to try and get my mind off it

>>216122825
get some substituted amphetamines up you and hit the Berlin club scene

39.7 celsius on the thermometer folks, not feeling too good

what to do about the indian situation?

>>216122690
not lying
I do them weighted generally, well chin-ups (routinely over last two years)
you won't get to 31 without doing them weighted

earth but only white christians

>>216122873
In the industry we call that a "tek dat".

>>216122873
done them

>>216122869
got no access to drugs
hundreds of kilometres from Berlin
will probs just get steaming alone in my room

amazing sleep with the gf last night we woke up at the same time during the night and had some extra cuddles. Love it when she’s got no top on and her body’s extra warm and cosy and you grab the tits up corrr

>>216122877
Wahlberg pull-ups then, good for you

>>216122792
Little bit yeah

burnt my garlic a little

I don't mean to alarm you but MEN are kicking BALLS right now

>>216122797
no, head over bar every time
lockout or near lock-out each rep. Near lock out is excusable desu when you are going for a rep max. My 31 was worth 30 anyway

>>216122919
you burn the garlic it's game over

>>216122634
not wrong with shitting fewer than five times a week

>>216122873
screaming

>>216122737
gollywog

>>216122857
i thought she liked me, not even loved, but at least liked me enough to be a friend

peng

>>216122913
seething fat neek

>>216122909
Nice and warmed up from some cronem action
You’re cuddling the baby box growing some yardie weens x

Marcus Rashford last night celebrating his goals

>>216122909
nice fanfic

>>216122873
nun she cud do

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song
A young girl with eyes like the desert
It all seems like yesterday, not far away
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring through my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby

>>216122971
looks nowt like him

*approaches you*
>gee anon, you’re looking extra uptight this evening
>say, what if we headed on to that bar down there for drinks and laughter, first rounds on me
>well anon?

>>216122938
>>216122913
Also wahlbergs pull-ups loads of body movement
my lower body remains still
I can honestly do 30
I will post a video soon entitled 'pull-ups of peace'

>The burning of wood and coal in homes contributes to almost 2,500 deaths a year in the UK, analysis has found. Stopping unnecessary burning would save the NHS more than £54m a year, the experts concluded.

>Wood-burning stoves and open fires are one the biggest sources of small pollution particles, which cause heart and lung disease, and their use has risen in recent years. The report also links this toxic air pollution to 3,700 cases of diabetes and 1,500 cases of asthma a year, although the health impacts are likely to be underestimated.
Please only let big business fill the sky with smog if you live in the countryside get fucked.

>>216123006
Well that sounds awfully swell missy

>>216123006
never heard a woman say gee in my life

>>216123006
>first rounds on me
said no woman ever

>>216123042
finished country

Made an abhorrent post and I’m quite disgusted with myself

>>216123042
wow a whole 2,500 better ban it so people can pay the highest electricity prices in the world

>>216123074
keep cronem posting it's alright

>>216123042
>can't even have a comfy wood burning fire in Starmer's Britain
Just fuck off

>>216123074
imagine how he feels, he can’t stop now because that’s ego death

>>216123042
>would save the NHS more than £54m
Wow that's literally nothing for them

thinking racist thoughts again

>>216123042
Lived in a trailer park where everybody had wood stove heating. It was pretty awful tbf

love the panto me
gonna get my tickets booked in soon for this christmas

push groove push thru push groove push thru

another day sat in front of computer all day award

staying up late to avoid the morrow's toil

if you go to sleep then it instantly becomes tomorrow and you have to get up and go to work. Not so if you stay awake.

>>216123042
oh thats good was thinking of getting rid of a few more little things that give me joy

>>216123128
ktim

>>216123128
ktim monday through friday
spend my weekends sat in front of the telly

>>216123099
scotland already banned them in new houses
people have been burning wood to heat themselves since man first discovered fire and these anti human scum want to take it away

>>216123119
OH NO YOU'RE NOT

sir p diddy

>>216123074
it’s alright lad I know it’s all fantasy haha x plus I actually have the gf I say I do and it happened so no roleplay forum can get to me ;)

I can do 31 pull-ups

>>216123136
Yes. You don't need a comfy fire in the winter. A nice, efficient electric heater will make you feel just as at home!

>>216123118
Love the smell me. Very comy in old villages

>>216123151
screaming

>>216123104
There’s something evil about it
Like you’re consorting with a demon that’s frying your brain

Sir Stove Banner

Timmy: Finally! Forest are back in Europe, with Sean Dyche at the helm to boot! I just wish my old man were still here to see this...
PangPang: Puh Ru Paw on. We watch Ru Paw.
Timmy: Yes dear...

How many Nigerian and Sudanese immigrants did Israel accept in 2025?

>>216123006
nah I'm tired and want to finish the dex in Z-A tonight

I don't have enough money to feed myself for the rest of this month
Bit concerning

>>216123006
I'll do what happened the last time a piffy looked at me expecting conversation, stare at her blankly and turn away

left my bouldering shoes in Leeds and I live in South Wales

>>216123178
You've never smelled burning juniper it's rank

cronem initiation pg tip
dem a ultrawide
dem a tek di cocoa oil
slippydem ting yeh
m4 shaky
cronem a increase torque
cvp flowing...
permanent adjustment tek place

>>216123205
get out foraging, might have left it a bit late for fruit and mushrooms though

>>216123191
Lol best he culd do

>>216123042
>Stopping unnecessary burning would save the NHS more than £54m a year, the experts concluded.
That would fund the NHS for about 2.5 hours

>>216123183
yeah very weird people, reckon half the people here live quite normally and the other half live like caged dogs and they’re not well

dont know what im gonna do without smoking

>>216123191
LOL

any football manager man in?

>>216123205
time to embrace mouseynomics

this album is quite good actually huh

>>216123248
vaping

>>216123191
Kek, we all know who wears the trousers in that relationship!

pale pink slits for cronem
prickly brown growlers for timmy

>>216123191
Bizarre post

>>216123277
Gay as fuvk

>>216123255
>£49.99 for excel manager

>>216123255
never got into it again after 17, I still play 17 from time to time

Sir Elwood Burner

>>216123255
I love football and fifa but I don’t know how anyone finds that game enjoyable, I tried so hard to get into it but it is just fucking boring

My new gf suggested we should go for a woodland walk this weekend. I’m quite up for it but how do I say can I bend you over a tree in a light frothy manner

I'm constipated and struggling
Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time

>>216123191
kek

>>216123255
No I got bored of it years ago after taking Gateshead to the top and making them invincible, it's all the same in the end innit

abortion is human sacrifice

>>216123255
never understood out of all the fantasies you can fulfill in games why people choose to live out the fantasy of being a...football manager

>>216123284
heathermong samefagging

pangpangs nasty claw gripping timmy hairy swc

>>216123326
Yeah you’re defo a lonely virgin

>>216123331
get the pesto pasta co-op ready meal fucking SCRANNED Rorke!!!!!

>>216123372
incorrect again battyboy

right lads I have the choice of two girls talking to me at the minute. One is a bit of an outgoing type but she’s fucking mint in bed and the other is reserved and hasn’t even let me shag her yet. I want to focus on one

Frothy Manor

>>216123042
Stories like this remind me of that grotesque golden statue of that girl erected in London about how she died from poor air quality
They just want to constantly remind you that your life and existence is a problem

Heatherhomo meltdown

>>216123366
I literally worked as an office admin staring at spreadsheets all day when I was in my FM phase kek

>>216123397
here's my advice: i don't care about your life

>>216123373
LOL
Nasty yellow claw. Timmy thinking he finally Chad

>>216123397
Tell. You're. Mates. Not. Us.

m2 froth, bus 25, winston onyx cvp coated

>>216123417
Dun im

I've never spoken to a woman, like texting or whatever. Likely never will. It's just how it is for some men.

>>216123418
pale hand barely covering half of winston mortar width wise

>>216123397
start a blog and write it on there you boring little spastic

>>216123455
Maybe you'll be born black in your next life

what explains this

>>216123365
the truthnuke /brit/ wasn't ready for

>>216123455
been a decade for me

>mmmm it won't fit, it's too big
>tek it tek it

>>216123485
same reason pigs turn into boars when released into the wild

>>216123485
Genetics, mainly

Good evening lads
What’s on the agenda

>>216123499
transformed by ovaldem rapid torque

rare eddy L

>>216123526
Mars bars

did 31 pull-ups at red goat today
everlasting love with a perma-gf just round the corner I reckon

>bangkok
>phuket
>pang pang

Manager interview went well lads, but I think I lowballed at £70k.

the higher the torque the highter cvp flow rate

he invited to the cookout

>>216123397
this one made the incels angry lol

just a light 32 pull ups today
a quick warm up

Sad how dead these are nowadays. I remember when we would fly through on in 20 minutes

>>216123455
to be born a male mammal is to suffer
look at every creature, the gorilla, the horse, the sheep, whatever
bands of incel males all roaming around, sometimes alone and sometimes in groups, having to fight the most fierce battles just for a sniff of fanny
those that get it are then burdened with looking after them and eventually wither away and are replaced
we're not unique in that respect, in fact we're unique that most men will at some stage or another have a partner, but not to do so isn't unusual in the grand scheme of things
just something to ponder innit

>>216123547
>>216123544
>>216123531
>>216123499
kill yourself mate

>>216123397
first one for fun second one for wife

I'm in love with my country and dajoos just want to rape it to death right in front of my eyes it not riteee

>>216123571
Damn - she is literally perfection

not very helpful advice, a bit more context maybe I didn’t explain it will. The outgoing girl is quite peng, dark brown hair, lovely body bubble bum and all that. I just think she’s shagged a fair few blokes but she’s the type who would be loyal once tied down. The other girl is blonde, a bit taller and has that perfectly clear pale skin. She’s so reserved but sometimes when you crack a reserved girl they become your sex pet and you get so much out of them. I just want to focus on one what do you think?

>>216123577
And this is with all the spam from the botnet
It's actually over

>>216123397
The first one, that'll teach the second one she NEEDS to put out if she's in a relationship

best mate at work's final day tomorrow
gonna miss him lads everyone else is a gimp

If Aspinall loses on Saturday /fr/ will have a field day

>>216123526
getting the egirls posted

>>216123595
CORRRRRRR GYALDEM

hey niggers

sad about Daniel naroditsky
was a lovely bloke

>>216123597
How big is your dick?

>>216123619
Greetings nigga

>>216123630
who ate the pie factory?

>>216123597
If you said this to me in real life id dig your eyes out with my thumbs

>>216123623
just over 5 inches

On the overtime work call and need to poo

>>216123622
yeh lovely jew

>>216123622
kramnick is scrambling on twitter

>>216123611
kek loads of gimps at my job too
sad day when one of the sound one goes, can't imagine if all the sound ones went entirely
new job time at that point desu

Had to take a really nasty shit on the train to work today

the latest from billy nomates?

Thread quality better improve when I'm on the beers later

mixed feelings about having to go Leeds tomorrow to pick up my bouldering shoes
suppose it gives me something to do

>>216123663
don`t Worry

It Will
be Ok !!

>>216123637
oh my days
leave the shagging to proper men

Actually roaring at this

>>216123663
are you a tranny?

>>216123663
They those freaky pointed bird beak looking shoes

>>216123636
good post

yardie goon pushing quick twitch muscles to their limits rn

kings of the mind

>>216123623
It’s 6.5, modest but gets the job done. I’ve actually had a few girls struggle to take that believe it or not lol.

by the way i saw a tranny in mcdonalds today

might have a tug on the ol' willard while looking at evelyn claire

>>216123701
I'm 6.5" too : )

dunno how to go about getting a job

bus 25 arrived small boat cronem cheering in the gherkin lounge

>>216123678
Lmao. Viz?

>>216123711
I saw a ghoulish tranny walking on their tip toes today

>>216123597
depends on you and who you are. I'd probably have a more fulfilling life with an outgoing extroverted girl who would give me reasons to go out and try new things. Half the advantage of having a woman around is their sociability and emotional intelligence. I'm not self-motivated and exciting enough to keep a reserved bird entertained, If she says she's fine just watching a movie and ordering a 'za I'll just do that until she leaves

Just once id like to observe heathermong irl and see how he lives and what he looks like

>>216123668
god shes perfect

>>216123622
wonder what drugs he was on

>>216123718
hahaha what are they like

ultrawide slippydem about to apply inhumane levels of torque

>>216123743
praise jah
the cronem finishing their showers in the marble bathroom

>>216123748
Think it's meant to be a parody of

>>216123678
It's really well made

the creeping suspicion that I may have poo in my bum is becoming more intense as the hours wear on

a wank session is in order

>>216123765
heard he was doing lines of 4MO- SMEG-POO

>>216123777
katy won't be the same again

>>216123678
hollering

Timothy Taylor x Northern Monk chocolate stout is superior to Brew York- Black Bess, I can absolutely assure you of this

craving skittles

>>216123784
Nah it is from Viz

>>216123801
powerful stuff

>>216123782
they spraying crimson victory and quickly buttoning up luh charles tyrwhitt x

>>216123678
can someone summise this for me

>>216123753
I know what you mean and thanks for the decent answer. I feel like there would be more fun with the extrovert girl even if she has slept with a few more blokes, but I suppose the risk is always there. With the reserved girl she’s lovely but what’s bubbling under the surface there? I’m still going to pursue her and should be able to shag her before I make a final choice between the two girls but it’s almost like what if you let a great girl go by making the wrong choice in the end? You know

>>216123834
Bros trying to fill out the word count

>>216123831
that's it

>>216123817
not had any in years. Hope they taste the same and that the woke hasn't got them

scam timmy

>>216123821
shrieking and hooting

Both "reserved" girls and outgoing girls have body counts that would make your eyes water. Your idea of a "reserved" girl isn't grounded in reality.

another day rotting away in my smelly childhood revolving box

Frustrating that I either have to choose between having little black hairs or ingrown hairs all over my cock

>>216123872
mmhmm dem a do nun x

>>216123872
i hate these cunts

we don't have squirrels in australia, but we've got possums and koalas

notice how he posts faster and faster the more frustrated he gets

>>216123901
How do you reckon squirrels would get on if introduced?

>>216123910
not true

mhmm tek it tek it

>>216123901
do you have hedgehogs?

spaki melty!!

he crossed the channel now he chillin at di hotel x

>>216123792
>>216123811
>>216123821
Turns out it's a cropped version, this is how the story ends

>>216123901
your "possums" are shit

>>216123924
We have porcupines

>>216123916
couldn't possibly comment
>>216123924
no but we have echidnas

>>216123921
Is that Adrian Lewis and Mathew Baynton?

Love between a man and a woman is a deeply layered connection that touches emotional, physical, intellectual, and sometimes spiritual dimensions. It’s not just attraction or affection — it’s a bond that grows through understanding, shared experience, and mutual respect.

Here’s a breakdown of the key dimensions of that kind of love:

1. Emotional Connection

At its heart, love is emotional intimacy — the feeling that you can truly be yourself with the other person. It’s the warmth you feel when you’re understood without needing to explain everything. Emotional love involves empathy, vulnerability, and the comfort of knowing someone is there for you no matter what.

2. Physical Affection

Physical attraction and touch are powerful expressions of love. This includes not just sexual intimacy, but also small gestures — holding hands, hugging, or even just a look that conveys closeness. These actions communicate care and desire beyond words.

3. Intellectual Bond

True love thrives when two people respect and stimulate each other’s minds. You share ideas, challenge each other, and grow together. This intellectual connection helps sustain the relationship beyond physical attraction or emotional highs.

4. Commitment and Trust

Love deepens through commitment — choosing each other every day, even when life gets hard. Trust is the foundation of that commitment. It means being honest, keeping promises, and believing in one another’s loyalty and good intentions.

5. Growth and Partnership

In healthy love, both partners support each other’s growth — not trying to change one another, but encouraging each person to become their best self. The relationship becomes a partnership, not possession.

wish I was a private investigator in America

>>216123939
>>216123942
what about shrews and vols?

Not. One. Word.

iPhone lads go on the search bar and check your walking asymmetry mines 1.2%

how a crimson victory feels x

>>216123936
your possums aren't even possums
what is it with yanks and giving things the wrong name? first the natives got called indians and bison got called buffalos and now this

mental how hideous women in yorkshire are compared to women in the north west

>>216124011
sybau

We’re all just here, chatting away in our secret boys club waiting for a women to come along and claim us. Mad really.

>Spotted out for a bev this week at The Hare And Hounds pub in Kings Heath, Birmingham: Jess Phillips, who was overheard describing somebody as a “flag shagger”
well that's Rorke done

got knob cancer

no more hymens :)

>>216123968
me too kid

>>216124007
it feel gud

ill never know if Australia has shrews and vols

he’s been in super meltdown mode this week he must be having a rough time with the old mental elf

>>216124070
We do, saw one yesterday in fact

pang pang spilling red eel sauce all over timmy in a crimson victory

>>216124081
Thanks, nothing more from me
*mutes myself*

>>216124085
LOL

>>216124078
Didn’t he say he was going to kill himself earlier

odds on the belgian flag poster ever having been touched by a woman he's not related to?

>>216124085
LOL

>>216124097
>>216124097
>>216124097
poo