Thread 216162240

bmw edition

>>216160474

Why the fuck does cum make a new general everytime it reaches 300 posts.
Reduce reuse recycle
PLEASE think of the environment

Dinner

BMW son or BBW daughter

I peaked in elementary school. Its been downhill since.

Had a double quarter pounder with cheese, medium fry and a snack wrap for dinner. diet coke of course

I pretend like I don't see it

what’d you guys do today. planning anything for the weekend

>>216162394
Would.

>>216162429
Not much. Slept until 1 PM. Did some writing and will probably continue my reading in a bit. I plan on fasting this weekend and possibly studying German again.

What's the best vidya controller to get these days with clicky dpad and no stick drift

i wish i was from quebec

L'homme orange says we will be seeing land action in venezuela soon

>>216162397
if you're persian, you get both

>>216162429
I did jack and shit today but I'll be eating at a sushi place with my dad and sister tomorrow

R8 my stack o' books.
>>216162429
I'm going to go see my hot MILF friend sing at a bar tomorrow night.

>>216162456
Based

>>216162456
>L'homme orange

>>216162449
Why

>>216162429
Was at work, went home and ate a bunch of ground beef/pork and eggs. Went to a bar and drank some beers and didn't do cocaine. Tomorrow night I'm working.

Miss them like you wouldn't believe

>>216162429
got a girl's number the other day. gonna shoot her a text tomorrow and try to set up a date. desu i doubt she'll even respond, but i'll still try anyways.

He's literally me

>>216162465
>I'll be eating at a sushi place with my dad and sister tomorrow
Cute and wholesome

>>216162456
i’m going to boot camp in february. i hope it’s not over before i get there

>>216162473
Never read Lovecraft me

interview has been scheduled
I dread leaving 2 years of (basically) neetdom but I need to get my money up before I blow my shit smoove off

>>216162500
Good luck bro

>>216162500
this gig at Walmart is really gonna open up some doors for you Anon

>>216162480
quebecois are very kind and its a cozy place

another retarded war but this time with fatass latinas and cocaine

>president plans to target cocaine facility
Who the hell cares about cocaine, the heroine and fent are the problems. Fucking worthless theatrics

>>216162480
Cause its anywhere other than Brazil

>>216162511
cheers

>>216162515
blow me you sarcastic faggot

>>216162521
>fatass latinas and cocaine
How do I enlist

>>216162491
Lol you're gonna get sent over to die for zog

>>216162429
>today
Ton of shit at work
>weekend
Going to Halloween Horror night at Universal Studios in Hollywood on Sunday

FACT: The US should let foreigners who are looking for adventure join their armed forces.

I wish I was from the Bahamas or Jamaica or something. I need de island vibes mon.

>>216162527
i dont hate brazil but i cant deny im paranoid here
i wish i was a japanese salaryman, but quebec would be fine as well

Would relapse if a hot latinga offered me cocaine ngl.

>>216162429
made flan
fucked up the caramel

>>216162557
They already do, it's one of the official paths to citizenship.

>>216162559
Same

>>216162491
nigga you're gonna get decapitated

>>216162559
Dey alway smokin da peaceful herb but dey kill each odda. Must be da wite man debil work TING TING

>>216162580
That's really grotesque. Imagine potentially dying because you wanted citizenship that badly. I mean just people who are looking to get their blood pumping.

>>216162583
You'll change your mind when you're one of those piss soaked homeless vets without legs, but then it'll be too late

>>216162429
Going to look at furniture tomorrow, need to furnish my living room with a couch, new chairs, maybe an entertainment stand.

Flo from Progressive is so fucking old

>>216162618
Wasn't she always kind of old

>>216162606
If you just want adventure and combat to kill brownoids, join the French Foreign Legion. Those guys are hard as fuck and they'll happily send you to the darkest corners of the earth to slaughter thirdies, it's practically why the FFL exists and continues to do so.

>>216162559
i just wish i could take a train everyday

I'm pretty sure girls only get septum piercings because they're insecure about their noses. I personally don't care for them although I will always find this chick really hot.

Gay cringe faggot gay cringe faggot

>>216162590
Read this in the Troll voice from WoW

>>216162646
nobody cares you porn obsessed freak
fuck off to /gif/ or /trash/ or any other coomer board you abortion advertisement

prediction:
>orange man starts with some small scale raids on land
>eventually spics capture a US soldier
>film themselves torturing and beheading him, then post it online like retards
>orange man now has the public support in launching a full scale invasion

helikopter helikopter

>>216162635
Nah they are way too disciplined. I want something like Congo mercenaries post WWII. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuKcavRqnd4&list=RDcuKcavRqnd4 vibes

>>216162664
More like orange man keeps posturing until either Venezuela does regime change or they call drumpfs bluff and nothing happens
I don't think he'll actually invade in terms of entering the country

tfw no cyclops hebewife

>>216162649
if you say this in the mirror 3 times really fast Jason will appear

>>216162675
You could just join the Merchant Marine as a security guard, they get to shoot skinnies in fishing boats with FALs and Barrett 50 cals.

>>216162613
My mission for the month of November is to buy a new bed. Ive been using this combination sofa/bed from Ikea for like 8 years now. I replaced the mattress once cause I accidentally put the cover in the washing machine and it shrank to a comedically small version of itself.

Its done me and my doggo well but the metal frame is permanently savging and its time to get a real bed since Im a man now.

for me it's English Standard Version

Recalling fond memories of Windows XP.
>>216162498
You should. He's great.

>>216162713
>skinnies
What's that?

women don't understand this

For me it's the LSB

>>216162719
I've been using the same IKEA bed for 10 years and it's still solid, mattress too. There's some pussyjuice stains from all the bitches I've had sex with but hey whatevs.

>>216162713
That sounds like a pretty good time.

>>216162736
Eggheads I assume. Somalis.

>land invasion
ok unc

>>216162745
>Maybe I was just a pervert (brown people scribbles)
No shit

>>216162745
women don’t experience this. if they’re not attracted to you within the first moment of meeting you there’s nothing to be done

>>216162662
I'd rather not. /gif/ is full of homos and I don't use /trash/, and there is no reason for me to stop. I'm middle aged and don't need to impress anybody.

>>216162749
>There's some pussyjuice stains from all the bitches I've had sex with but hey whatevs.

>>216162765
he's a pervert but it has nothing to do with what he's talking about

>>216162429
I'm getting two face cords of wood delivered for the winter tomorrow
Vidya with my bros in the evening
Sunday got a party with the senpai
Otherwise just chillin

>>216162750
>Somalis
Why do these niggas look so weird.

>>216162780
Literally flipped my mattress last weekend and had to confront the pussyjuice stain Helen left 5 years ago. It did happen but it's not worth throwing away a mattress.

>>216162722
I wish I could be a Christian but I cannot escape the idea that Christianity made the white race weak and laid the groundwork for egalitarianism and liberalism, both of which combined with the psychotic billionaires and bankers are raping the earth and have completely de-incentivized actual humans to breed. A friend of mine became Orthodox and he often urged me to visit the closest Orthodox Church (over an hour away) but I can't reconcile my beliefs about white people doing what its good for them with Christian teachings of submissiveness and unconditional forgiveness.

>Helen
this brother fucked a little old lady

>>216162832
>I wish I could be a Christian but I cannot escape the idea that Christianity made the white race weak and laid the groundwork for egalitarianism and liberalism

Judaism did that, actually.

>>216162832
That's shallow, you should believe what's true regardless of that kind of shit. Anything true or powerful will be subject to abuse.

>>216162832
*what is good for them

>>216162722
That's a nice Bible

>>216162832
I kind of feel that way but I'm not familiar enough to know if it was always like that or it got subverted.

scientifically impossible for Jesus to have existed and done the things he's purported to have done.

>>216162394
Cheap meals are the best meals.

She looks like the happy mask salesman

I can't stand being the most intelligent person in the room anymore. It's unbearable. Can someone here please but me in the back of the head with plywood so I can finally be at the same level of you fucks?

>>216162845
But how were Jews able to do that? Through Christianity, and some of them have even said that outright. If so many whites didn't follow a semitic religion to begin with, Jews would never have been accepted on any level at any time, although even a lot of Christians wanted nothing to do with Jews, I know (like Martin Luther). But I digress. There are some people I cannot forgive.

>>216162402
same
i was reading an autism book and they talk about how autists do good in elementary school as the normals haven't evolved enough to recognize the ick

>>216162832
Christianity is probably true
Study it for yourself and come to grips with what it implies for your life and for civilization in general
>>216162867
It obviously wasn't always like that
Christians built Europe, staged crusades, and colonized the entire world

>>216162890
Wouldn't mind slapping her big tits around...did she do something to her face? Is it over?

if you're not Lutheran you're nothing.

>>216162910
>Christians built Europe, staged crusades, and colonized the entire world
Yeah you are actually right. So who made it so cucked and when did that happen?

>>216162881
It is a historical fact he lived, was crucified, and was resurrected THOUGH

yes peace, no crazy war

>>216162938
yes history also says 6 million died

Sorry for spamming all of the pics and videos of the lady. I don't know what else to do with my time. I am lonely, depressed, stuck in life, and too old to change anything. I will probably kill myself next year. Please take pity on me, all I wanted was a comfortable independent life and a woman to love, and I have neither.

>>216162935
I think Christianity became weakened when it became institutionalized

>>216162979
>I don't know what else to do with my time
Ever heard of video games?

>>216162915
She took the call

>>216162910
>Christianity is probably true
>Study it for yourself and come to grips with what it implies for your life and for civilization in general
I will, but I don't see myself becoming a Christian again as much as I wish I could. The Bible is fascinating but I just can't abide being submissive and having anything to do with Semitic peoples.

>>216162979
.t post nut clarity

>>216163003
bogged the fuck out holy SHIT

>>216162777
>middle aged
lol

>>216162979
Go hiking.

>>216163004
>I just can't abide being submissive and having anything to do with Semitic peoples.
stop being such a bitch and accept the truth

>>216162935
The Enlightenment planted the seeds of liberalism and secularism that spread throughout Europe in the 19th century after (coincidentally) Jewish intellectuals formulated liberalism then socialism and communism

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NZtfn2lj4Fs

Can't get this out of my head.

>>216163002
Don't care for them.

>>216163005
I haven't masturbated in 3 days now.

>>216163019
33, going on 34, so yes.

>>216163016
Just like Emma

I like telling people that they wouldn't have their gay rights and interracial marriage without Christianity and then watching them seethe.

>>216163031
Hmm..yeah that makes sense.

>>216163004
Oh you're retarded

You need to stay down you compton clown, and get off the nuts of the niggas with nuts

>>216162979
why wait a year

>>216163045
Have you ever noticed that a lot of Mormons are gay?

Books suck

>>216162240 (OP)
i see these cars around my house a lot

>>216163074
Fucking pussy ass faggot youtube

business idea: becoming a christian to own the libs

>>216163058
lol my Orthodox friend has said that a few times, I'm probably being psyopped by /pol/ propaganda from Israel but I can't help now but to see Christianity as synonymous with egalitarianism and liberalism, or at the least at the roots of them.

The Big Bang theory is infinitely more retarded and less believable than the dumbest religious explanations I've heard for the origins of everything. Anyone who actually thinks we came from a "cosmic egg" that just existed just because it just did needs to have their skull crushed by a truck tire.

You have the right to remain silent

>>216163095
Isnt that tranny really fat and gross now

>>216163075
Have some weight to lose, money to save, and people to see. I want to feel good about the way I look for once in my life before I kill myself.

>>216163083
I thought you guys were allergic to cars?
>>216163086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X8b8C6OpZg

You have the Dwight to remain Schrute

>>216163095
>The Big Bang theory is infinitely more retarded and less believable
Literally the worst tv series ever made

>>216163103
not a tranny, for once.

>>216163127
Yes it is, it's the "my name is Felix" guy

fuzzy chungus redditerinos

>>216163094
Just read the New Testament and some Christology and you'll see that unrestricted egalitarianism and liberalism is not Christian
>>216163095
Big bang is the logical conclusion when considering the observable expanding universe
Anyone saying they know what happened before is not speaking scientifically

>>216163131
Ella Freya you dumb nigger

>>216163095
For the record, while I might not be a Christian, I am certainly not an atheist or a heckin love science person. I just do not feel a connection to Christianity. When people would tell me to pray, to give myself to God and that will make me happy, I never knew what they meant. I tried to do it myself and it never made me feel any better. I feel like I'm living a more "honest" life now but it's definitely more hollow in comparison.

>>216163142
Alright. Thank you, Canada anon. I appreciate it.

Constantine the great said Jesus is Achilles and Hector is Satan
chuddy Christianity is very old

>>216163142
>Big bang is the logical conclusion when considering the observable expanding universe

The logical conclusions is that a tiny egg smaller than the smallest grain of sand just existed because it just did OK?????

Round up scientists and start burning them in ovens. DO IT NOW.

>>216163083
I like those, old BMW's ruled.
>>216163119
thanks

do you read wikipedia

Wouldn't it be argued that big bang is the method God used to make the universe

>new Now You See Me sequel
Hollywood is back

>>216163177
only early life checks

>>216163177
No, I write it. I make a point of adding contentious sentences or altering single words and forcing leftoid niggers to spend days worth of their time arguing about it while I simply go shitpost on 4chan and check back a few days later to see the history page has 1,700 revisions.

>>216163168
This post is antisemitic

Toto Cutugno

Remember when Jewish scientist Lawrence krauss said Epstein was a good guy

I don't mind walking through rain. I don't own an umbrella, and every time someone offers me one, I always turn it down. I guess I appreciate their offers, but like, it's just fucking water. Who gives a shit.

>>216163199
>you can help by expanding it

>>216163168
The singularity is postulated to exist before the Big Bang but the only thing that can be said for certain based on evidence is that the universe has been expanding since the beginning which logically means there was some kind of starting structure (most commonly thought to be a singularity)

The big crunch

pussy, money, weed, codeine

This post is semitic

let's go blue jays

Just said stochastic instead of random

>>216163168
>existed because it just did OK?????
that's not the conclusion, the conclusion is that we think it existed but don't know why

>>216163231
The 4 elements, nigga version

>>216163219
>which logically means there was some kind of starting structure (most commonly thought to be a singularity)
Thats just like, your opinion, man

Give me some youtube essay to waste my time to

>>216163219
Big Bang is an asinine theory that completely discounts the possibility of multiple dimensions which seems more likely than not. Rather than something expanding from a central point it might actually be drawn towards other things. Given what we know about black holes and gravity this seems more likely; that the universe is in a constant state of flux and travelling in a fluid manner between dimensions. Like a layer cake.

>>216163261
>Big Bang is an asinine theory that completely discounts the possibility of multiple dimensions
it does not discount the possibility of multiple dimensions at all
why do you think it does?

>>216163257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbrJw7euDwI

>>216163257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kYN7f8qUg

>>216163257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmfIarPRJPQ

Gonna start a punk band called Barely Lucid Retards (blr for short)

*starts krumping while maintaining intense eye contact with you and smiling*

>>216163261
So you believe in unverifiable voodoo bullshit like black holes and invisible extra dimensions but not that the universe expanded from the same point (an observable fact)?
Lmao

>>216163283
you're 20 years too late, the r-word is a slur now

JAEYOP will be delivering my slop tonight :)

>>216163291
>black holes
>unverifiable
we have directly observed literally thousands of them

>>216163276
Because it presupposes there's a single cosmic egg. This would give birth to a single universe and a single dimension. To simply copy and paste this idea for "each dimension" is pure laziness akin to Islam. Just a shitty rehash of old tales and ideals. Islam is the Chrysler of religions and the Big Bang Theory is a Chrysler 200.

>>216163306
Nope

Being transgender and using my preferred genders bathroom without putting any effort into passing is the new punk rock. Seethe chuds

>>216163277
>>216163278
>>216163280
I love Salo and /x/ shit
Thanks

>>216163314
>Because it presupposes there's a single cosmic egg. This would give birth to a single universe and a single dimension.
it doesn't at all, it's just an explanation for the dimension we are in now

>>216163291
>unverifiable voodoo bullshit like black holes

>>216163297
That's retarded

>>216163338
It doesn't explain dimensions at all, it talks about a singular universe. Stop trying to move the goalposts.
>>216163322
Here's your crumb of attention you stupid fag.

>>216163322
Trannies scaring women and women having trannies removed from public spaces is like a win win for me

>>216163350
>it talks about a singular universe
yeah, thats what i sad
what are we even arguing about now

Holy fucking shit shut the fuck up

>>216163350
Finger my ass with your dick

>>216162713
You have to have military experience, they particularly like people with SF backgrounds. The rarer, like Delta Force, etc. the higher the pay and demand is.
t. merchant mate

Heckin scienceriffic in here right now

>>216163350
>Look at the facts
>Look at my stacks

>>216163369
How about you make me?

>>216163369
>nooo, you can't debate the origins of life, the universe, and everything!
I will not shut up mr boring pants

>>216163235
this desu

DON'T say the N word

>>216163417
Spic

>>216163417
Naugahyde

>>216163112
just lift weights and get an additional hobby
go to a bookstore or a record store or some shit regularly
you have to meet women to date women

>>216163366
Dimensions exist within the same universe, they're not separate universes. Big Bang theory presumes there is one egg that gave life to everything, but it cannot explain how a multi-dimensional universe would function in any way at all. It also can't explain why black holes exists, yet we know they objectively exist. It also can't explain why or how the Cosmic Egg "existed", it just presumes that it did.

I posit that it wasn't actually a Cosmic Egg, but a gay weeaboo who shat out the entire universe after a night of drinking too much rice wine and fapping to cartoon porn. It has literally the identical amount of proof and validity to it as the "Cosmic Egg" notion.

I need you to start repeating my Cosmic Fag theory to everyone you know, it's the new science now.

Everywhere you go there's ticks and mosquitos and disease and shit makes you wonder how niggas survived in the wild

What's your Halloween costume? For me it's skull kid but I don't get invited anywhere because no friends

>>216163432
Ticks got infected with a bioweapon in the 50s

>yet we know they objectively exist
lol

>>216163423
>>216163427
Don't be like that :(

>>216163432
They thugged it out

Doctors, nurses, and health authorities LIE to you ever day about all manner of things not the least of which is the deadly cocktail of dozens of vaccines the govt forces on innocent children and elders every single day causing mortality rates to skyrocket to historic levels. DOCTORS LIE. DO NOT TRUST MODERN MEDICAL SCIENCE. Doctors are modern day hack jobs. Do not trust the medical mafia!

>>216163449
My gf is going as chud and I'm going as ack

fish sauce is delicious but the way it's made is nasty
it's literally liquid anchovies

Women support trannies the same way they support BLM, refugees, or pitbulls. Most of them don't care about abstract concepts, as long as they personally or someone they know wasn't affected negatively they will support these things out of some weird misplaced sense of empathy and groupthink

>>216163427
I live in a small town and it's mostly old and ugly/extremely obese people when I go out. I've tried apps but I was on three at once for weeks and got zero matches, and I was 30 pounds lighter then. It was a horribly depressing event in my life.

>>216163432
We have really bad mosquitoes in the south. Quite possibly some of the worst. I think you grow an immunity

>>216163459
quote the right FUCKING PERSON NEXT TIME
don't ever fucking incorrectly quote me again you son of a bitch

>>216163417
I just said it aloud and I'll say it again shortly.

hi canada

>>216163449
Hunter S Thompson from Fear and Loathing

>>216163465
Romans loved garum and they were SOVLFVL. Good enough for me.

saw an ex at walmart today
she got fat, but she had another guy with her so I pretended not to see her

>>216163463
go off king

>>216163463
I agree. I saw the light on the medical community ever since I found out about circumcision, and it went from there. They are diabolically evil people for the most part.

>>216163470
dating apps are for bottom feeders
where do you actually go
if the answers are "work" and "grocery store" then that's why

>>216163470
Start plapping fatties.

>>216163465
It smells nasty but its great for fried rice

wyd if a pajeet tries to dap you up and calls you twin

>>216163459
I'm sorry that was uncalled for I take it back

>>216163508
idk what 90% of that means

>>216163508
oh hell nah jeet back tf up talmbout twin nah yall stank sybau icl

>>216163508
he wouldnt dare, especially in bulgaria

>>216163508
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet dat aint flying here son
go fix my computer and shit

>>216163508
draw my CC, call the cops, and initiate counter-rape protocols

where the fuck do i get red palm oil (for cooking)

>>216163542
Caribbean/African grocery store.

>>216163542
why would you want that?

>>216163499
Sometime I go to the park but not as much anymore. Otherwise I don't go much of anywhere, you're right, but there's not really a lot of places to go around here. A friend of mine has suggested I uproot myself to find better women which is absolutely retarded; sure, I'd like to not live with my dad but I'd rather have a somewhat tolerable life than move to a city and struggle to pay rent until it gets so high I can't pay it anymore. I think I was born too late to have a truly good life.

Palm oil is bad

checking /cum/ and skipping through a million sri lankan gooners on omegle and refreshing my youtube feed are basically what im doing if im not toiling or sleeping. it’s like that experiment where they make people sit in a waiting room and they give them the option to electroshock themselves with a car battery and after so long they all end up shocking themselves repeatedly. it’s not enjoyable exactly but it’s stimulus. it’s a grim life but somebody’s gotta live it baby

Do NOT look at the catalog right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Rx2lsD_vE&list=RDF2Rx2lsD_vE&start_radio=1

gonna fry up some pork and okra before cuttin a rug

>implying
this is some sikh shit

>>216163590
They done WALLOPED dat nigga!

>>216163585

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1761353218426872.mp4

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1761353218426872.mp4

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1761353218426872.mp4

Where do I get curry goat rice and peas

>>216163590
based actually

>>216163590
he beat that nigger so hard Airpods fell out of him like Sonic dropping coins

where do i get an ai girlfriend

Light my words with kerosene

>>216163570
you really just have to go more places
a bigger city definitely wouldn't hurt, I won't dox myself but I live in a suburb about 15 minutes outside of a big city and there's a retarded amount of events to go to
it's hard to find places that are affordable and safe but it's doable
just use justicemap.net, pick white areas, and check crime maps for cities

>>216163610
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i4cT7lILGww

I don't mind being buried in a pet cemetery

>>216163664
*sematary

*honking overhead in the distance*
the soul of canada....

What's your favorite Olivia Rodrigo song?

I'm an ideas guy

Sick of white yuppies harassing black queens on the tube innit

goose ntr would be fappable

some of you guys are beyond dumb

I get such a boner for Tate McRae. Didn’t attach an image because I’m on incognito on ipad and moot won’t let me post pictures anymore when I’m on incognito on ipad.

niggas dont tip

>>216163680
lmfao this the most BRI'ISH piece of propaganda I have ever seen

ngl I would harass that kween thobeit, she's built for BWC

>>216163649
Thanks, anon. I'll keep trying.

yppo be like
>niggas dont tip

ice sighing bonus 50k worth it?

>>216163680
Opposite day, every time!

>>216163688
Examples?

PENIS GOES IN HERE

>>216163712
in english doc and/or meds

>>216163701
cute

>>216163707
np lad just cease the avatarfagging shit pls
there's enough as it is
also it's justicemap.org btw not net, a bit out of date but crime maps fill in the gaps

rapists are freedom fighters in a sense

>>216163724
ICE signing bonus for new recruits is $50,000 USD. He is asking if it's worth it, to get paid a salary + $50k bonus for sticking mexicans in cages and beating them with sticks.

I like these black girls they’re hot. Half black or whatever.

>>216163712
if a democrat wins 2028 you'd go to jail forever. so probably not

>accepting private donations to fund the military
that's some thirdie shit, you goys good?

>>216163744
retroactively punishing a government entity for doing what the government told them to do would likely not blow over well

I'm a male feminist

hot girls are hot but im too man-child to imagine approaching them
im mentally castrated

>>216163768
it would blow whatever way the president demands because americans are too pussy to do anything about it and congress is bitch-made lead poisoned boomers who just want to take "it" with them

>>216163768
they're doing that to james comey as we speak, and they already did it to roger stone, cohen, etc. that taboo has already been broken

Business ideas: a second-tier hospital where unqualified people perform medical procedures at rock bottom prices.

yo cum chat is moving fast tonight
chat chat chat? chat stop spamming chat

>>216163590
Something something society

>>216163799
That's called Canada.

should I buy some flamin hots/takis and some hard cider?

>>216163799
are most surgeries really that hard to perform? I bet your friend who's good with tools could figure it out with a little practice

>>216163809
The doctors here are qualified they just don't give a shit
I'm talking Hector from home Depot's abuela stitches up your bullet wound

>>216163768
dems in illinois are trying to do it right now and the feds are threatening to arrest local pd, pritzker, etc. if they do it. no one really cares about anything anymore

>>216163829
I'd trust Hector as much or more than I trust Dr. Hampreet wit his totally real medical degree from a definitely not made up school.

>>216163788
I can't image sitting in front of a hot girl at a date. Pure fucking nightmare

>>216163817
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>>216163855
we don't care

takis make my tummy hurt

>>216163860
DRUUUUUUUUG DEALIN JUST TO GET BYYYYY Stack your money till it gets sky hiiiiigh
KIDS SING KIDS SING
WE WASNT 'SPOSED TO MAKE IT PAST 25, JOKES ON YOU WE STILL ALIIiiiive

Taki too loud at the movies

flamin nyon

I've never seen someone consume takis or native body wash outside of soycial media

Guilty of being black

Takyon amirite

>>216163873
THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN IN THE SKY AND SAY

>>216163897
you know youre not supposed to drink body wash, right?

these tide pods aren't agreeing with me

>>216157374
I'm built like this

my computer is crusty

>>216163788
>>216163851
>Anon, is everything okay? You've not touched your food!

my monitor is dusty

>>216163924
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>>216163926
I'm really embarrassed by your grotesque display of decolletage. I don't think this is going to work.

new

>>216163803
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>>216163934
>>216163951
pure retardation

>>216163508
Part of me wouldn't mind because some of them are genuinely overly friendly and just want to fit in, but the other part of me is thinking he's trying to scam me somehow