Thread 216163803

btr edition

>>216162240

Might go see that Bruce Springsteen movie...alone

banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOzKT8POnso&list=RDBOzKT8POnso&start_radio=1

still not sufficiently drunk

actual previous

>>216163924
>>216163924
>>216163924

highkey cider and flamin hots is a good combo

>>216163966
We can watch it at the same time in different locations but be temporally together

>>216165719
I actually do think they will start using it for meetings since it's not uncommon at all

i like my women how i like my wine

>>216165754
red and ancient?

>>216165754
>>216165762
White and french

>>216165754
Red?
Yeah some native bitches are hot

>>216165762
white and european

>>216165754
Expensive and bitter?

>>216165784
I like that joke the icelandic made "about 20 years old and locked in my cellar" thank you

why tf my computer fans going crazy

>>216165784
Dry

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_sex

My joke was too esoteric I guess. Fine

>>216165754
cheap and from walmart?

>>216165795
Close EU4.

>>216165795
I am taking your bitcoins

It's Friday night and I'm just sitting here masturbating

>>216165795
ChatGPT is formulating a response to your erotic inquiry

During my short time on tiktok before I deactivated my account I noticed everyone posts the same stuff in every comment section.

Every European who visits America just should go to a rural Walmart to see REAL Americans

>>216165810
>It's Friday night and I'm just sitting here masturbating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GagTKzlo7gs
friday night thread theme

post some a.i. slop

>>216165839
Use your imagination

>>216165839
This is all I have but it's only funny if you're a sportsball enthusiast

>>216165839
girl

If I were black I would make reaction videos and piggyback off of content creators and make some easy money.

If I were Chad I would reject all Stacys and only fuck 7/10 nerdy dorky women

>>216165849
gentlemen prefer REDHEADS

I want to feel a woman's pussy and kiss her while she rides me.

>>216165879
Keep posting about it here and it'll happen for sure

So this guy brings home a duck to his wife and saya "this is the pig I've been fucking." His wife says "but that's a duck" the man says" I wasn't talking to you"

These darts taste disgusting. I much prefer the Rolled Gold Reds.

How can I dress more like this?

>>216165839
.

>>216165839
here you go

>>216165891
Fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!! thank you

>>216165896
You might have to take up sewing

>>216165839
Fuck

>>216165880
>>216165873

>>216165896
You know Arabs are kind of based for actually wearing their own clothes in formal settings and not just a fucking suit and tie like everyone else has for the past 150 years

>>216165899
>uc berkeley
>white girl
lmfao

>>216165848
Giwtwm

Life is gay

>>216165911
This is what bugs me, male fashion is just suit or casual jeans/chinos and shirt

I want actual unique formalwear

Eggs then weights muthafuckas

>>216165888
There's women here, right? Like one or two fat chicks?

My favourite song of all time is probably Hit Me Baby One More Time how much of a fag does this make me?

>>216165939
https://youtu.be/M59NqwDQeW0

>>216165962
I think you should really broaden your musical horizons. There are thousands and thousands of songs better than that one

>>216165894
I quit smoking, but I used to be a Belmont enjoyer

>>216165975
I know there are, numb nuts.

Bella Lugosi's dead
The bats have left the bell-tower
The victims have been bled
Red velvet lines the black box

>>216165939
What about eggs after weights?
Lifting with a full tummy is uncomfortable

>>216165981
>I know there are
Then that isn't your favorite song

I only smoke Black and Milds

>>216165979
Belmonts are disgusting too. I refuse to buy gov't smokes anyways.
>>216165989
I don't have a favourite song you're right.

>>216165985
I wait like 30 minutes to an hour before I start.

>>216165896
For me?

>>216165996
Ain't nobody got time for that
I drink a protein shake and milk in the morning then work out when I get home then eat my protein dinner

5 chapters left on dead space 1 impossible difficulty is my bitch

One of you niggas should organize a halloween movie stream

>>216165995
All North American smokes are horrendous anyway because of the government-mandated fire retardants and other chemical additives. I couldn’t believe how much better they were in East Asia

>>216166007
Smarter than me. I procrastinated and then I had to watch the ball game. So it’s a late night deal for me tonight.

>>216166022
I haven't watched any horror movies this October because I had a mental breakdown and I've been extremely busy
Last year I watched like 30 :(

>>216165983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1FmDh95X8Q

>>216166022
IM working on halloween :(

Ill be playing vidya on halloween

>>216166043
What costume are you wearing to work?

going on a bike ride on halloween

We're going to throw Nightmare Before Christmas on the projector in the garage and watch it while giving out candy to trick or treaters

BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GONNA LEAVE YA

I love being too drunk to walk and still craving more alcohol. Actually I hate it. Nah just kidding I love it.

>>216166072
I'm just posting a "registered sex offender" announcement in my door. It's scary and i won't need to hand out candy

>>216166087
Least alcoholic canadian

>>216166105
/cum/ is a proud alcoholic general

i want some beef jerky and a dr pepper

>>216166087
Getting up for a smoke is a great way to gauge if you need more drinks (if you can still walk you need more)

>>216166115
7-Eleven awaits

>>216166105
You wouldn't know since you have shite beer down there.

Weed the people

>>216166121
I can't name a single Canadian beer

>>216166109
GTFO

I'm gonna watch Corpse Bride. It's okay to watch gay baby movies in October as long as they're halloween related.

>>216166121
we have 211 steel reserve, THOUGHEVER

>>216166132
Haven't seen that one since I was like 6 years old, perhaps I should rewatch it

Both are equally useless manchild hobbies but I feel like I'm actively wasting my time watching western cartoons but not when I watch anime

>>216166150
OG SpongeBob and The Last Airbender are both 1000x better than any anime ever made

slopping up sloppy slop

we have a bunch of disgusting IPAs with heckin badass skulls on the can and dad beers

>>216166115
How about Dr Pooper and he’s Indian

my head hurts bitch

*cracks open a Pabst Blue Ribbon®*
Ahh. Now, that's a beer

>>216166174
alright becky

I am a fan of Miller high life

I don’t particularly like mainstream Canadian beer, and prefer the beers of the British Isles instead

We live inside a dream

>>216166174
They call it hipster beer. We are hipsters.

>>216166161
Keijo!!!! is the peak of animation

>>216166181
b-b-b-b-based

when did you start drinking regularly

>>216166165
Lol

Over the Garden Wall makes me cry

>>216166191
Who's dream?
Azathoth?

>>216166129
>can't name a single Canadian beer
Fosters

>>216166197
can't remember. lmao

>>216166197
I stopped drinking when my idol King Cobra died

What'll it be lads

>>216166197
Age 23
That's when my mom finally forced me to stop using my silly straw

>>216166218
Macaroni and gravy

>>216166218
a fuckton of beef

>>216166218
For me, its paneer

>>216166218
One of everything
Just dont rub your body on it

>>216166218
>all items are prepared in Sneed oil
Grim

Abolish prisons

a screeching halt

>>216166256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeZRYhLDLeU

>>216166256
Based, we should simply execute them.

>>216166218
I'll have the peener labubu please

>>216166218
https://youtu.be/-GC5rAX0xHg

>>216166272
killing them costs money, using them for labour saves money

Will we be seeing Chinese internment camps in the future?

>>216166283
the pooner lapoopoo?

God I wish I was a conquistador fucking cute brown natives and eating exotic fruit and just generally raping and pillaging like a king

a healing hand

>>216166283
lol

>>216166290
Yeah all 150 million libtards are getting sent to the Gulag

>>216166290
depends on vancouvers next mayor

what porn sites to watch amateur porn

I've tried everything, nothing works

>>216166309
Seconding this question
Especially ones with only fans leaks please

>>216166218
indian pipo wipe they ass with they hand so I aint havin none a that

>>216166310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkKwyjsJGxk

>>216166289
>killing them costs money
But it doesnt have to

>>216166316
coomer and simpcity

>>216166328
it always will, and it's still better to use them for labour

Tranny bros, our response?

>>216166328
This just throw them off a cliff like the Indians used to do with the buffalo

oh no

>>216166335
>virus town and virus city
I was thinking like sites that have videos uploaded

>>216166316
onlyfans whores have too much power everything gets copy striked down

>>216166283
>>216166221
Good posts

>>216166367
what?

>>216166383
god dammit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkKwyjsJGxk

>>216166402
It's over

>>216166218
I'll get the butter chicken w/ naan like the simple bitch I am.

>>216166221
I had one of those as a kid, but I barely used it, as it infused whatever beverage flowed through it with a gross taste. Probably some toxic Chinese crap that it was made of

pea
tear
gryphon
yea peter griffin

>>216166402
Getting older sucks

>>216166388
Thanks
>>216166425
Like a bitter plastic taste?

>>216166416
We only have butthole chicken with naan is that alright saar

>>216166427
i.c. weiner? aw crud

>>216166439
>Like a bitter plastic taste?
Something like that. A plasticky, chemical taste that’s hard to describe, since there aren’t many points of comparison

Mom made scungawunga borgers!

i am so smart
ess em arr tee
i mean ess em ay arr tee

>>216166197
When I got my first full time job

IT'S EVOLUTION BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>216166453
>since there aren’t many points of comparison
No never chewed plastic toys?

onitis is getting fat and it doesnt look like its going to reverse any time soon

Sexo (I can fix her)
https://youtu.be/VBqoDBWNslM

This summer might be your last.

>>216166474
ozempic asap

mmm microplastics

>>216166464
its funnier with him burning his diploma

>>216166484
It's autumn

Splishy splashy? Bathy wathy.

>>216166510
hey mistah skewango

>>216166495
I know.

just bee urself

>>216166520
buzz buzz

I hate you people

>>216166510
I haven't taken a bath in like 15 years.

>>216166532
I really hope you still took showers

>>216166532
P U someone STINKS!!!

>>216166515
Tally me skewango

kind of over all the man baby trinkets in my room feel like getting rid of them or hiding them

>>216166515
Hello! :DD

what i wanna know is where's the caveman?

>>216166552
Yes ofc.

>>216166570
>man baby trinkets
Should have collected knives instead

>>216166576
we changed the name to cock sucking cave

Even though I'm a schizoid basement dwelling friendless unemployed creep I remain confident a sexually experienced milf is going to drop by some day and teach me how to do sexo and be normal
It will happen inevitably

just kill me already

>>216166607
jason post

farted and then let out a resounding belch

>>216166607
Oh my god yes. I think that will happen for me too. A nice lady with big boobies to show me sex. I’ll nut insider her raw bro I don’t give a fuck

>>216166615
it's illegal

>>216166607
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assemblywomen

>>216166615
You are loved

>>216166625
Nut Insider? I hardly know her

I will give you a slow and painful death

>>216166617
Dear God am I really at that level

Fuck getting old

>>216166626
Crazy how a man can blow his own head smooth off, but you do it to another man and you're a murderer
Same amount of people died either way, can't catch a break these days

holidays dont hit the same when most of the people who would come over are either dead or moved away

>>216166671
Yikes

>>216166669
>tfw

hello cummies

>>216166708
Goodnight

>>216166719
Why did you post my address

drinking milk

>>216166724
To let all the bitches know where to find a simp

>>216166669
That’s the truth. Had a much-loved cousin who died really young and it’s just different ever since. Used to see all my old high school buddies, but not so much anymore. And you never get to know when it’s the last one. There’s no grand finale or farewell tour. One day it’s just over.

it's frustrating

Remember when one of the Powerpuff girls scariest enemies was a satanic tranny called Him

Well I guess it's Colombian stripchat tonight on the menu

>>216166669
>>216166746
I used to have big Christmas celebrations as a kid with all kinds of people, but now nearly my entire extended family has either died or moved away. Christmas is just me and my parents now, and they’ve only got so much time. I guess the onus is on me to have a bunch of kids.

>>216166768
I think i might have been giving you the wrong vibe

>>216166669
>>216166746
I know the feeling all too well. I haven't been to a proper Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner since I was 18. My aunt held the whole family together and when she died in 2013 everyone went their separate ways.

Pabst Blue Ribbon

>>216166782
I could search latina instead but 2/3 are colombian anyway

i don't like big menus at restaurants because i have a hard time making a decision. i'd rather them just cook me something simple and good and bring it out hot

>>216166783
I feel like I haven't had a proper family gathering since Covid really. Almost all my grandparents have died in the past few years
My extended family may as well not exist to me

>>216166804
I knew that would stick in people's mind

How about Pabst Jew Ribbon

>>216166837
Fuckin Wisconsin man. Hate to love em

>>216166843
It's got stem cells!

I don't know how to be cool

>>216166887
lol

checked mombergs amazon orders hoping she ordered amazon fresh without me knowing but theres nothing!!!!

when the fajitas come out sizzlin'

I used to live near a convenience store that had a small beer selection, making PBR my go-to for the year that I lived in that apartment

my mom was a snowbunny

>>216166951
your mom was a snow bunny too

My mom was lola bunny

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack

anyone else listen to multiple videos at the same time?

>banned from 4chan life immediately improves start reading again, working out, engaging witj life
>ban ends go back to 4chan life immediately worsens
I'm here forever I guess

>>216166986
ooo massa you gonna make me squirt

it's KOTURDAY!

>>216167002
trvke, getting banned is probably the best thing that happens to me. Good thing I'm permabanned from ever posting on /fit/ and /ck/

Over dried my clothes praying to God they didn't shrink

>>216167070
This is splendid news

i love literature because i can just read everything that is created before ai. Must suck being someone who likes art like drawings lol have fun with only being able to look at bot-generated content

>>216167002
So true

>>216167101
I just read 4chan and X posts
Thank God those are all made by 100% real people

>>216167101
Nonsensical post

>>216167099
post KITTINS!

11:21 and Im barely even tipsy

we live in a society

>>216167131
Spotted today

>be zoomer
>raised as a Christian
>extensively read a handful of chapters of the KJV every single night as a kid before bed
>now my vocabulary sounds like I'm from the 1700s-1800s
shit, I even use british spellings and archaic words sometimes

>>216167179
meow

I am ugly

>>216167216
i look like this

>>216167216
here take this, ugly!

Out of body and out of mind
Kiss the demons out of my dreams
I get the funny feeling and that's alright
Jimmy says it's better than here
I'll tell you why
DRAIN THE PRESSURE FROM THE SWELLING
THIS SENSATION'S OVERWHELMING
GIVE ME A LONG KISS GOODNIGHT
AND EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT
TELL ME THAT I WON'T FEEL A THING
So give me Novacaine

>>216167227
Dig the Schopenhauer hair brah

I'm so tired

give me back that filet o fish
give me that fish

Post stuff

Never noticed how dark the area under my eyes are it looks like I got punched there

Wish I had some spicy chips right now

>>216167513
no u don't

>>216167529
Yes I do I want to munch on something before bed

What's the dating market like in your guys' areas? Have you made approaches recently?

I'm 0/2 in 2025

*french butler accent* interest you in a glass of cum monsignor fagget?

it hurts

>>216167565
Not gonna approach anyone online or in person till my life is unfucked

>>216167513
Ive got half a bag of flamin hots still

i live in burien

>>216167581
Flamin hot what there's all sorts of variants

Yeah 8 don’t nuuk bafoon for real.

>>216167602
cheetos, obviously

>>216167631
Regular hot Cheetos are lame I only eat xxxtra hot now I'm kind of a badass

it's so fucking over.

Anyone else watched the zenon movies? It used to come on Disney channel in the middle of the night

>>216167732
zoom zoom zoom

>>216167771
Hell yeah

>>216167781
Hehehe

aye the times they are a changin

goodnight

>>216167871
too soon nigga

N

T

R

C

C

anyway

anyhow

I wish I enjoyed life more when I was a kid instead of staying in my room 24/7

Im drunk
The us is Irish whether you like it or not

Is Irish whiskey better than bourbon or scotch
I like bourbon but the only scotch I like is monkey shoulder

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>>216167988
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>>216167988
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>>216167984
They're both pretty good. That island knows their alcohol

>>216166570
I did this but with any posters I got from video games back when they used to do that