Thread 216167988

Heaven's Gate nikes Edition

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Is Irish whiskey better than bourbon or scotch?
I like bourbon but the only scotch I like is monkey shoulder

so alone
it hurts so much

>>216168003
you live with your parents though

my basketball team won, the baseball team I ahte lost, but my two cfb teams lost :(

>>216168014
so what

>>216168044
So you aren't alone

Indeed. Guy loves his folks. None of your business

>>216167988 (OP)
I think my edition is not really comfy. I was reading about this cult and decided to make it as edition

1/2

>>216168064
2/2

Drunk and homesick

Haven't seen Jason or Brian post in a while kind of miss those niggas

>homesick
>for iowa

>>216168092
I've seen Jason post in short bursts

>>216168093
Hey... I can't explain it.

>>216168112
He doesn't need us anymore

If you build it, they will come

*comes in ur moms ass*

>>216168155
I wanna open a bar

>>216168092
gayson been waking up at midnight and sleeping all day

if i see one more post fetishizing my race im killing myself

Dadberg is up and is PISSED

I'm so over it

Dadberg just keeps saying that no one gives a fuck and is talking about the government putting poison in food lol

Dadberg is having a melty

I fumbled an actual 10/10 despite sharing some intimate moments with her

Its over for me, bros. i will never be able to look at another woman again without comparing them to her.

thanks for listening to my blog, like and subscribe for more

>>216168462
Stay safe

N

>>216168487
The most he will do is shout at me

>>216168420
he's right

Life sucks

>>216168514
Doesn't that feel demoralizing

Dadberg just said "you buy stuff and then there's nothing" what a nutter

>>216168524
Depends but sometimes it's funny

Dadberg said america is dead because apples come in plastic bags

>>216168537
>>216168584
Dadberg getting based and redpilled

>he doesnt go to a u-pick apple farm
ISHYGDDT

>>216168556
Has this occurred your whole life
You seem calm about the guy who raised you losing his mind

Hallowe'en approaches!

>>216168650
This is how he normally is but he is extra pissed because my mom didn't clean the dishes so he could cook breakfast

masturbated again. how do i stop

>>216168673
What would you do if he hit her

>>216168752
Probably nothing but he's never done so before

>>216168775
Haven't you beaten your dad up yet? Are you eighteen or something?

>>216168737
become a eunuch

>>216168794
We've gotten in nasty fights when I was a teen but I wouldn't fight him now

>>216168872
You need to do that soon. If you wait until he's too old, he'll just think you're a pussy for beating up an old man. You need to whomp his shit while he's still in his prime to establish yourself and put his bullshit in check.

just got home from wagerape
grim thread
good night

>>216168934
Hes actually stronger than me he works out everyday

>>216168467
The 2nd girl I ever smashed when I was 19 was a 9/10 and I didn't realize how stupid lucky I was. Super feminine girl who my dumbass thought was boring at the time (just wanted to hangout with me in her room, didn't like going out, went to her job and back and didn't talk to anyone), literal unicorn traits on a woman. Every girl since her was 7/10 and below combined with typical femoid toxic personality traits. Now I'm an oldfag in my 30s and the one girl I'm talking to is chunky. The plapjak meme is the universe telling me not to go hook up with her, but every day, the temptation grows larger

eatimg peanug nubber wiff a big sftoon

I want to explore more abandoned places but I'm afraid of catching a charge and ruining my life, I was recently exploring an abandoned boat and almost got caught

Just took a disgusting, extremely thick shit. I couldn't get it all. I'll have to get the rest out in the shower.

I love me a dill pickle

>>216169445
Is that stalker?

anyone wanna have aggressive gay sex?

Is it normal to have lil bugs in your poo?

>>216169491
obviously

>>216169492
Only if you have med resistant aids

Thoughts?

the mediocrity of my life tortures me
i'd rather it be better or worse
it's so boring

Getting gay dating ads in Spanish again

and not boring in a nice comfy hobbit way
it's boring in a grim post-modern hellish slop way
god please kill me

Smoking my last cig.

there's no escape
i have no choice but to continue to take it
i went insane a long time ago

Have you ever taken a shit and had a lil nug of poop stuck in your ass that you just can't get out so you squat in the bathtub to get it out?

>>216169845
When I was super obese (500+ pounds) I had to get my grandma to fish the nugget out

no one gives a fuck and is talking about the government putting poison in food
you buy stuff and then there's nothing
america is dead because apples come in plastic bags

>>216169898
Meds now

>>216169911
i hate you and your apathy

>>216169930
You don't know me

Can't believe Halo is on PlayStation now. This truly marks the start of America's century of humiliation.

everything now is designed to demoralize and dehumanize
you'll say it's just me yet the suicide rate and the drug overdose rate and all the bad rates keep growing higher and higher
it's social murder

>>216169982
It marks the death of gaming Sony has no competition now

I'm a broken man

I bought a lil portable handheld radio so I can listen to the radio.

gooning to raceplay. i love hearing white girls say the n word

>>216169999
Microsoft hasn't been an effective competitor since 2013.

>>216170063
My brother bought a machine that's suppose to listen to ghosts but it's just a radio

hexbox lost

>>216169746
>>216169797
>>216169832
>>216169996
why are depressed people always so fucking annoying like damn nigga stfu
go cry in your bedroom alone like a big boy or smth

>>216170087
92.9 KISM are playing Comfortably Numb rn.

>>216170104
i envy the stupidity of niggers like you

>>216170081
True but this really marks the end Microsoft is not even pretending anymore

I killed a man

>>216170153
I don't envy you, you whiny ass pussy ass crybaby bitch
go piss yourself somewhere else

>>216170166
so what? you think you're special?

>>216170166
and now I have nowhere to go

>>216170157
End of Xbox, you mean. Mr Micheal Gates will be fine.

>>216170182
Have you ever taken a life? A father

>>216170217
now you know not to drink and drive

>While filming the movie They Came to Cordura (1959) with Gary Cooper and Rita Hayworth, he (Dick York) suffered a permanent, disabling back injury. In York's own words, "Gary Cooper and I were propelling a handcar carrying several 'wounded' men down [the] railroad track. I was on the bottom stroke of this sort of teeter-totter mechanism that made the handcar run. I was just lifting the handle up as the director yelled 'cut!' and one of the 'wounded' cast members reached up and grabbed the handle. Now, instead of lifting the expected weight, I was suddenly, jarringly, lifting his entire weight off the flatbed – 180 pounds or so. The muscles along the right side of my back tore. They just snapped and let loose. And that was the start of it all."
Bewitched:
>While filming the fifth-season episode "Daddy Does His Thing", York fell ill: "I was too sick to go on. I had a temperature of 105, full of strong antibiotics, for almost 10 days. I went to work that day, but I was sick. I lay in my dressing room after being in make-up, waiting to be called on the set. They knew I was feeling pretty rotten, and they tried to give me time to rest. I kept having chills. This was the middle of the summer and I was wearing a sheepskin jacket and I was chilling. I was shaking all over. Then, while sitting on a scaffolding with Maurice Evans, being lit for a special-effects scene: They were setting an inky – that's a little tiny spotlight that was supposed to be just flickering over my eyes. That flickering, flickering, flickering made me feel weird. And I'm sitting on this platform up in the air ... and I turn to Gibby, a friend of mine on the set who was just down below, and I said, 'Gibby, I think I have to get down.' He started to help me down and that's the last thing I remember until I woke up on the floor. That's about all I remember of the incident ... and I'd managed to bite a very large hole in the side of my tongue before they could pry my teeth apart."

Blue Jays are in the World Series. No schizoposting anon could ever demoralize me.
>But everything sucks and is bad and keeps getting worse
Duh. But sadsackery is gay and only serves to increase the misery of self and others. It’s bad vibes. All we can do is tend to the parts of the garden we can reach. When we cultivate and spread the last little nuggets of joy we can find, we multiply them in doing so. Be a joy spreader, be a helper, keep safe the fire within, rage against the dying of the light, etc. It’s either that, or curl up and die.

Ain't reading none of these long ass posts

>>216170248
counterpoint: it's over

>>216170327
I'm saying bro wtf is wrong with these guys

It feels like this every time I am outside during the day. I fucking hate the sun

Evens I stay in bed
Odds I go on the 'puter

Life is pain

Bumping this banger
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6HfqLUOzzg0

>>216170420
life is struggle
sometimes you win the struggle and then it's not pain
fasting and feasting

why cant depressed people every stop talking

Life is horrible
Life is amazing
I'm losing it

>>216170487
make a post of your own then and stop complaining along with them faggot

>>216170420
it is. and i'm still trying to 'figure it out'. i don't know why. i'm not that bright. i don't know why i think i can "solve" life's pain. if anything, i'm indulging in lunacy. if i were wiser, i'd probably try to train myself into acceptance. but i don't. i stubbornly refuse, hurt myself further, then wind up right where i started. there's some part of my soul that's always reaching for something. that hand is going to get me killed, one of these days.

>>216170444
More Joplin you say? Here you go!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dSHmGiROAqk

>>216170522
Nice cover. Your flag is a square! That’s weird, anon, you crazy for this one.

>>216170607
sometimes this song pops in my head out of nowhere

I'm in st catharines, ontario beating up indians

anger

I'm in your mom's house beating that old pussy

>>216170607
No, that's hip

desperation

>>216170674
LOL

>>216170674
That’s very true actually, you got me there. I’ve never been to Switzerland but I’d love to go there someday. It looks beautiful.

>>216170671
this reminded me of a documentary about tourettes, and one of them was a scot who had a good sense of humor about the condition. he said something like, "it's a good thing i'm not criminally-minded, because it'd be absolutely worthless. take two steps and yell, 'I'M IN YOUR HOUSE!'"

My eyeballs hurt

That's life

Favorite Star Trek series?

>>216170881
and as funny as it may seem

Let’s all take a big shit out of my ass

I want to eat shit and drink cum

>>216171359
Same but only the latter part and only my BFs

>>216170674
Got his ass

It’s windy as fuck! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!

woke up at 5AM with my stomach gurling like crazy. Ran to the bathroom and the second I sat down on the toilet I was explosively shitty. My ass was like a rapid fire cannon, I don't think I've ever taken a shit before with such force. I was getting splashback on my ass like crazy. idk what I ate that caused this but I hope it's all over now.

7am on a saturday huh
guess I'll smoke weed about it

>>216172415
How do you smoke? Gonna guess bowl.

>>216172483
volcano
I just say smoke because saying "I'm gonna vape some weed" is gay as hell

Love this song.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NUo9VUuVOsw

>>216172507
Oh yeah true haha. Enjoy

>>216172540
cheers brotha

not leaving bed today

>>216172642
Is this real?

im free to do anything so im going to jerk off to a two a digits number of times today and maybe buy bottom shelf beer at aldi and ger fucked up.
this is my freedom

nobody cares unless it's about laughing at me or make me fall.
nobody cares or has anything at all to say.
at least here where I am. however the people who do have something to say or even teach me something they do not want anything to do with me from a hundred miles away.

>>216172798
damn, not even a successful museum heist is enough to lift your spirits more than a week?

or maybe these 3 liters plastic fountains of trash wine would be better

a single moment of weakness and i will collapse completely

>>216172857
I woke up in my car with a broken nose and blood all over my clothes over a week ago.
i have no clue how it happened

>>216172924
Time to lay off the cocaine

>>216172924
the deal went south

woke up and made some money today

>>216172999
i kept telling people at work I had no idea and I must have fallen or missed a door and none believe me and think Im lying.
men in the street stare at me intently, especially niggers they dont look away when I stare back. the sight of the bruises must agitate their primal instincts.

nobody cares

Manager never answers time sensitive messages

I have an American neighbour, the guy doesn't talk to anyone at all :(

Don't feel much better this morning about almost cheating on my wife
Painful lesson about myself that I have to suffer through alone

don't worry about who the fuck I am I'm right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck

I stopped attending therapy after the therapist told me to "die fighting". I basically ghosted her, and she never reached back out to try and set up another appointment.

私は自分より程度が低いと思う者を支配できる力があります

>>>/g/>>107003356

>>216174301
fucking piece of shit inconvenient gook website

>>>/g/107003356

Imagine eating this good.

>>216174458
Pickles hell yeah

test

>>216174721
osterone

I think I drank some spoiled milk yesterday. I've spent the whole morning on the toilet basically pissing out my ass.

i need all white identifying posters to go back to their dad's balls before 03.33 WIB

i made cream custard but i think i didn't blend it long enough cause it tastes eggy

Section leader in the community choir said I should sit out this semester if I need to miss more rehearsals.

There's a short video from the popular streamer speed that makes me laugh.
Can I show it to you?

i'm not a threat to your homeland security but i'm definitely a threat to your financial status.

you will meet your Creator in permanent state of dismemberment and disarray

haven't slept properly in days

WE ARE IN YOUR FUCKING WALLS

JUMP OUT THE ATTIC WIGGA

you sure sound crazy typing all that random shit, filling the captcha and clicking post.
like deranged and shit wow

the problem with you error-prone eunuchs is that you never take anything seriously

thank Allah for rasputin.

to the victor… belongs the spoils

>>216167999
I like scotch the most, it’s always pretty good

>>216174874
It hasn't stopped yet. Pray for me bros.

>>216175510
why did the the sopranos have so many fat fucks?

I have awoken from a refreshing 2 hour slumber

>>216175579
MAKE IT STOP AHHHHH

grok what’s the point

>>216175683
eating's their hobby, janice. why you gotta belittle it?

>the city of doug ford
>the dilapidated shanty town of mark carney
I'm so glad I left Canada, holy fuck. How is it possible to be so retarded?

Why isn't my city getting any cute Ukrainian refugee girls
Europeans are so lucky

>>216176138
i see what i assume are ukrainian pipo fairly often. the foreign language i hear spoken most in public after spanish now is some russian sounding shit i’m not learned enough to tell them apart. it’s always a very ugly man with a beautiful woman

>>216176239
Where are you from? The only place I've ever run into Slav immigrants in the US was at a Polish/Ukrainian deli in Minneapolis.

thought a seaborn like me would be satisfied
seeing you wypipos content at the other side

then somehow, i saw your meaningless POST
THAT MY PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE SUBJUGATED
THAT MY PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE EXPLOITED
THAT WE DESERVE TO LIVE IN MANIPULATION

I wish for the end
I wish for the end
to both mossad and CIA together

the general wilted
waving down into page 10 and
get fuuuucking archived
goodbye, get fucking swatted and died

should i be mad?
should i be glad?

are we enough?
how can we be good enough to sit right next to the bloodfiends

sceencapping my own posts
coping and seething changed nothing AT ALL.

i'm still my SEABROWNER SELF

isn't it better to be WHITE?
to be a nepo baby?

not knowing there is decency in this website made for me...

may nate bosia and his daughters gets fucking raped in prison

drinking covfefe

*burps up a bit of cum*
bleh

i hate baseball

wdup

https://vocaroo.com/16GU3RN2KU9D

>>216176304
Fuck this vegan fruit and his gay ass accent. Elige clears.

>>216176370
bro do i look like him
do i have the same aura

>>216174914

>>216176357
Baseball is great but Canada should absolutely NOT be allowed to have teams in MLB.

>>216176396
Not really. I'm afraid you have the same megamind forehead as me. Find a haircut that pushed your hair forwards to cover it up ad much as you can.

>>216167999
Scotch is blended, Irish is single malt so it depends on your taste. Irish is seen as "better" by the conessiuers tho

>>216176414
this world series shit is insufferable and unavoidable already, hope the jays get felted

>>216176468
man thanks
love u bro you will be spared.
follow me on insta it's rifkyzena

>>216176357
>Diamondbacks lost to the fucking Padres
It's over

just how much ass are we talking about?

>>216176526
Agreed. Blue Jays are the gayest team in the league and shouldn't even exist. When Alberta becomes independent and applies for US statehood the Jays can be moved there and renamed into something far less homosexual.

RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE
UNDER LOCK DOWN

Thoughts?

I LEFT MY HOME
TO JOIN THE FSB
I LEFT MY HOME
TO JOIN THE FSB

THE DAY I LEFT
MY MOM DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT
SHE JUST TOLD ME
"SEND MONEY BEFORE YOU DIE"

I LEFT MY AI WIFE
WAITING AT THE SCREEN
SHE KNEW THAT I
WOULD DIE UNCLEAN

I LEFT MY STEAM
FOR MY BROTHER TO PLAY
SEEING ME GETTING BAGGED
HE STICKS WITH ROBLOX ANYWAY

THE DAY I LEFT
I SHOOK DR PAVEL'S HAND
HE SAID THAT I
WILL CRASH THIS WORLD WITH NO SURVIVORS

O WEE O WEE
O WEE O WEE
O WEE O WEE
TO JOIN THE FSB

>>216176950
kitschy

Gallagher are you racist?

Ah... On a chilly Saturday morning have you ever found yourself thinking, "I want to live inside a woman. I want to make her body my home." It's an interesting idea, don't you think? After all, everyone starts out by living inside of a woman. It's just too bad humans are so solid isn't it? We should try and become stretchier like an octopus or something. Hope you all have a wonderful morning.

Almost done reinstalling Fallout Tale of Two Wastelands, then I can configure and test stuff.......then find more mods to add.

my /cum/gen is so ded

>>216176950
Would worship at

>>216176982
How has this retard not been burnt at the stake yet? 2 days and he's still employed. Incredible.

>>216176301
i’m in tampa i see all kinds of weird foreigners here. i even worked with one his name was evgeny

.

>>216176263
he seems like a trustworthy fellow

fourth bowl of corn flakes of the day.

>>216177091
hot lesbian sex with veronica

So what has Mark Carney actually done since being elected?

>>216177260
i personally ate 4 consecutive bowls of bran flakes last night. we’re not so different

haven't had cereal since i was a kid

>>216177370
Managed to destroy Canada's economy even harder than it was already. Also trans rights.

UFC card is on in case anyone cares

>>216177660
i never miss a mitch ripbozo banger

Soulless new age church, almost looks protestant

I'm a nice guy

>>216177303
los angeles is the LOWEST trust place i've ever been to

>>216177384
I have successfully destroyed my life and made everyone who was once close to me hate me and burn bridges.

Behead Seth Rogan, filthy fucking millennial jew

>>216176357
Boring sport to watch and play. Literal sport for fatties who like to stand on a field in the blazing fucking sun.

>>216177964
how did you do that?

I've been getting some sun, getting browner by the day

>>216178028
around a dozen people die every year from falling coconuts

thinking about how i grew up in a household where they smoked indoors and i was exposed to secondhand smoke constantly

You can rest easy knowing your tax payer money is going to good causes feeding the American people

>>216178047
loneliness substances and wagecucking made me insane at around 26

i bought a $1000 guitar i can only noodle with and now that i want to sell it nobody wants to buy it

>>216178241
I buy it 50 bucks how about it

>>216178241
What is it? I play guitar.

>>216178224
>loneliness
Just become a workaholic, you won't have time to feel lonely and you'll have extra money

>>216178180
Thank God the government is shut down.

>>216178279
red "50s" Mexican Telecaster

>>216178180
taxes? im nowhere near wealthy enough to care about taxes. i get taxed like 10%, im so broke.

and if i was wealthy enough to give a shit about taxes, i would just find one of many bullshit ways to simply not pay.

anyway, us government programs aren't 'paid' for by taxes. there isnt enough revenue for that. they are paid for by taking on debt and printing money.

so the real cost of such programs isn't paid in taxes, its paid for in the constant inflation of the dollar.

but again, if you just invest in stocks, it doesn't matter anyway. its just imaginary money. who gives a flying shit.

the government could start paying for breakfast lunch and dinner for every nigger american in the country, and it wouldn't make a difference.

>>216178340
Roundabout way you're still paying for it

>>216178340
>its paid for in the constant inflation of the dollar.

>it wouldn't make a difference.
I'd rather do without the inflation

>>216178292
more work is always the answer

Still out here in the streets of Bakersfield trynna figure out what this thing called life is

If I don’t get a new job by the end of the month I’ll be slightly disappointed

>>216178860
Streets of Bakersfield is a good song

i don't care what happens to me

I have an intense lust for life

>>216178333
Sorry, already got a white one with a humbucker for the bridge pickup.

Imagine waking up tomorrow only to discover that ayys visited the Earth in the night, deleted Brazil, and left without explaining their actions

How do you think your life would change if that happened

>>216178180
true they should go to Argentinians instead

Asshole neighbors children kicked their ball over my fence for the 20th time. Should I deflate it?

Imagine waking up and your legs don't work. Like you can't even feel them or move your toes

>>216179420
I woke up with my arm asleep from lying on it a couple of times and it felt really weird. Like I could feel the weight of my arm hanging but I couldn't feel my arm itself or move it. I was freaking out and thought it would need to be amputated. I got the blood and feeling back into it by swinging it around with my body weight

need to do this fucking laundry

>>216179333
kick it back as hard as you can

they finally shot the arby's bear, its sad but it did attack three different people

>>216179301
It's a loan that will be repaid with interest

Did you know that Brazilians call whores "vagabundas" (homeless woman) I think its pretty funny

>>216179867
>vagabundas
I thought that meant vagina and ass

The thunder and lightning is insane where I'm at right now

>>216179867
is it because it has bunda in it? that's pretty clever

what are we doing this saturday?

Do you guys think Taylor Swift sucks dick. I mean literally like in her relationships

She's too rich to S the D.
She probably forces all her bfs to eat her out though

>>216180131
Hot

>>216180178
taylor looks like a tranny

>>216180047
Thinking about you

>>216169030
im sorry dude, mine was very similar. she was too nervous to talk to anyone at work until i struck a conversation. she brightened up so quickly and we became fast friends. over a period of months, we eventually started hanging out and i convinced her to smash.

unfortunately, shes pretty religious and i think she has pacing anxiety because she said she felt like things were progressing a little too quickly and she gradually started to distance herself from me.

sounds like we both met the girl of our dreams and now we have to live with the regret of our dumb decisions for the rest of our lives. im only 26 but have basically no good options comparatively, sounds like youre in the same boat

I'M THE DEVIL I LOVE METAL

Viral video idea: the George Floyd challenge
You let a man kneel on your neck on the side of a street to prove it's survivable.

>>216180594
I think steven crowder did that already

I laid in bed for two hours with my eyes closed and couldn't fall afuckingsleep.

>>216180613
The blue's clues guy?

>>216180646
Did you think of me?

>>216180675
No. That's Steven Burns and he suffers from severe clinical depression

Viral video idea: Steve from blues clues kneels on the necks of hassidics in New York
Call it blue's jews.

flying to herzegovina on the morrow

JUST ANOTHER DAY NOT HAVING A GF WHO WILL BEG ME TO WATCH HER PEE

But stealing crown jewels is ok

>>216181069
she's lying and you're a useless waste of oxygen for posting twitter screenshots

why do americans go to brazil and shill the mormon religion with american girls?

>>216181114
Embrasse mon cul, saloppe.

>>216181231
not translating this; kill yourself

i've heard someone say mormonism is closer to islam than to christianity. what did he mean by that, bros?

>>216181069
Yes the French government was quite vocal about how they were OK with the thefts.

This shit is going to kill me

>>216181272
Beer isn't even bad for you. You can't even get drunk off of it.

>>216181297
You can't get drunk off of 15 beers? Impressive

>>216181246
French is really similar to Portuguese because it's a latin language so I can understand it, he told you to suck his asshole and called you his little bitch thank you

>>216181272
That's not even bad for a Friday night
Yes it will kill you if this is a daily occurrence

The French-Canadian Foreign Legion

>>216181272
fucking hell the amount of calories

Yesterday I got home and when I lied down I felt dizzy. It went away after an hour when I got up and made dinner.
Today I just woke up and I'm even dizzier, haven't gotten out of bed yet.
Wtf is going on bros I'm scared

>>216181327
I have never got past 3 without turning to hard liquor

>>216181388
I struggle to maintain a healthy weight. My metabolism is fucking incredible

>>216181370
There are beers on top of beers. I love beer but I feel bad for drinking.

>>216181424
Did you suddenly stop or forget taking certain medications?

I report people for using the n-word.

>>216181327
who the fuck can drink 15 beers? man is not a boiler for christ's sake

Coffee dark as a nigger's ass
I'm black so I'm allowed to say it

I can finish a twelve pack in one sitting, that's about my limit

>>216181538
I think I hit that amount a couple times in college when we'd get up early for a tailgate then go to parties after in the evening

>>216181567
Post hand

me walking into /cum/ be like

https://youtu.be/ZZAD7W3M4zc

cool beans

NEW
>>216181653

310

>>216181656
dogshit thread, shan't be posting

>>216181615
Hand