Thread 216187992

women's arses edition

wouldn't mind turning an unshagged fanny into a shagged fanny

>>216187992 (OP)
her ass has to stop looking at my eyes
>>216188026
her tits have to stop looking at my eyes

get the sodding 'tex posted ffs

wasted my saturday medal with oak leaves
knights cross of the alone on a saturday night iron cross with swords and diamonds

corrrr yes an edition i can get behind

janny is gonna fucking flip

i live in the area that has the highest UV radiation in the world but i'm still quite pale

>>216188063
must absolutely reek after wearing that all day

time to doodle lads

weftypol

>>216188095
phwoar corr

belle delphine is not offtopic you fucking hot pocket retard

womens arses
womens bum bums
womens arses
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womens bum bums
womens arses
womens bum bums

Sir Cancerous Austard

I can't post

>>216188121
I fucking love Addison Rae

any mongo spasticulants in

updated to window 11
was held at gunpoint and forced into it by microsoft goons, nothing i could do

>>216188112
screaming, you've done me

err>>216187802
looks ill x
got the f on1 qualy

I'm back

>>216188134
phwoar yes

tumbled down the stairs at nanberg's abode and i landed at the bottom with a bloodied head which was dripping blood down my face and all she does is look at me with an overtly bemused countenance then she points at me and shouts 'THE RAPED!' then slaps her knee and ambles off

>>216188204
is she okay

>>216187992 (OP)
mogged by ruby philomena bones

rorke is confused about the 67 meme

>>216188204
That room is a right mess

make youtdem grow up big an strong mhmmm

womens arses are gods gift to man

I'm back mentioned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXeeY9D9u94

>>216188166
erm stick a usb drive in and get debian installed

the utter state of liverkeks

i am confused by it
even skibidi made more sense
this is just numbers
it's not even a reference to anything
i fear for the future
gen alpha don't have jokes or memes
just numbers and letters
i've heard that most of them cannot read properly
it's very concerning

>>216188220
its because 7 ate 9 or something

Sir Assless Bitchposter

we love the GOONERS here

will stay up a little later than usual tonight
will probs fuck my sleep cycle and regret it when toil starts again on monday but late nights are so comfy

sir postedslag oncemore

thread stamped for walt disney !!

>>216188250
these are unbelievably worse to watch with the sound on

>>216188296
he was a nonce

>>216188291
Reckon we should switch to a 4 day workweek

Liverpoo are going down

>>216188302
liar, he was a great bloke

>>216188204
Sexo

English scumbag knew he was going to get knocked the fuck out so he took the easy way out
Expected behaviour from them

He was a liar, he was a nonce, he was an all round great bloke

went to the store today and took advantage of BIG savings

Fuck Tom Aspinall

>>216188307
looks like Ed Westwick

>>216188250
couslnt name a single thing in that but it probably tastes gooder than a bitch

i'm rorke but i fully support abortions because i don't think life is that important

>>216188335
is the Englishman in the room with you now

welsh man crying about the english again is he

>>216188302
bet he did more than you ever will in your runt life

>>216188349
no one knows who that is

going back in time with a random fat nigga and parading him around the royal courts, they would find it VERY amusing

>>216188342
chief executive of BBC's eulogy at jimmy savile's funeral

>>216188369
No he’s on tv
>>216188377
I’m not welsh

>>216188394
Well regardless of what you are, as I am English and you are not I'm going to have to tell you to grow up I'm afraid

disneynonces rattled lol

lads
what do/did you call your grandmothers?

Grandmother, Nan, Nanny, Gran, Granny, her legal name?

30mg mirtazapine then bed for me

>>216188218
imagine how tight it is
fuck me

Ooh I've come over all peculiar...

>>216188421
Elder Mummy

>>216188421
Granbelievable Tekkers
& Graninator 3000

>>216188391
they'd worship a modern obese person as a god

>>216188218
autismarse

2L's of coke and pepsi products only .99c
big soda has its hooks in me and refuses to let go

next person who post in the thread gets to bum me

>>216188421
Granulated Suges (short for sugar)

>>216188462
me

>>216188421
Nain

KEEP TIME THE SAME
YOU MUSTN`T CHANGE

KEEP YOUR CLOCKS IN PLACE !!

you must Fight Time Theft !!

>>216188470
sorry mate only the dogposter is allowed im afraid

Liverpoo
oooh Liverpoo
you are poooooooo
*farts*

thinking about what trannards look like when they're old men
it's all well and good in your twink years but when you've got an old man body, that must look like a complete fucking disaster

DEARY me

>>216188421
call one gran call the other granny

do nigerians really cook paper in a pot for dinner?

'IF YOU GOT A CRUSH
DON'T BEAT ABOUT THE BUSH'

as the great Sir Nodworth de Holder once sang

i dont wanna

>>216188462
>>216188464
lol

>>216188493
I assume you're closer to granny

>>216188421
My nan is conjoined with her sister so I call her the tandem nandem

heard a brazilian woman got raped on a train in paris and theres a webm or something

might go to my neighbours places and tell them i love them

>>216188495
luv a slice of A4 me

shagging barbed wire

>>216188421
Nanny

>>216188534
peng if she has a cock

>>216188204
amazing taste. source?

>>216188531
kek I will go do this too brb

>>216188528
The Siamese Nannies

>>216188421
we never spoke. my family's dysfunctional you see

rorke u been done again mate bye bye

any good thriller movies to watch

literally everyone i know who grew up with a single mother is fucked in the head

mental how yanks eat plain scones with lumpy bechamel

>>216188534
don't feel anything but I encourage you to post more as I want to want to wank

>>216188589
would love to see him shot in the street then decapitated and his corpse strung up as a warning

*safely removes USB*

>>216188595
everyone ITT just feels sorry for you

>>216188595
celtic natioanalism is the ultimate cringe
ok get le evil english out and turn your country into little mumbai

>>216188589
jesus christ, just a kid

>>216188589
worst news I've heard all month ffs

Well the UFC was a load of bollocks, lads.

>>216188589
>owns all the media
>isnt jewish

>The Metropolitan Police has issued a direct appeal to a migrant sex offender to hand himself in

an admission of defeat on behalf of the British people

>>216188633
then theres this retard/samefag

I guarantee that, if you met me and dtfic in person, you would find me much more normal than him

>>216188650
faker than wrestling

>>216188534
nice tummy *kiss kiss kiss*

>>216188534
sex

>>216188650
Of course it was. UFC is fucking shite lol

is prisoners a good movie

*handles your parcel carefully*

>>216188650
Should've just put an eyepatch on Gane and continued the fight

>>216188655
fox was the only one not jew owned im pretty sure, let's see who it goes to after his death

seasoning my new cast iron pan x

>>216188595
>Caerphilly's population is 176,130 (mid-2022 estimate) and is predominantly white (98% in 2021)
father, forgive them, for they know not what they do

>>216188622
safe and downright responsible

>>216188684
don't know

This slag has a make up empire in Manchester and all the scrotes and slags pay to go to her offices for a tour hoping to get free make up

>>216188672
>guy who is winning eye pokes for no reason
>fight is a no contest
>rematch probably booked already
you might be right 2bh

>>216188662
i've got a feeling he's not watching a lot of news

seasoning my arse

>>216188713
cunt

>>216188684
yeah

>>216188684
yeah it's alri
no good women characters though so you know written by a shit writer

>>216188702
I'll season your arse with spaff when you're done x

>>216188684
yes

>>216188743
good i hate women

>>216188711
reform sucks indian and carribean dicks all day

>>216188650
Jon Jones making a call to Dana right now begging to be an Aspinalls next fight

>>216188672
looks quite realistic

did he really threadban lol

>>216188773
>brown hand trying to poke eyes out
classic

>>216188719
he's busy tonight....

>>216188773
the jon jones special

>>216188684
never seen it mate so can't offer an opinion on this. hope this helps x

>>216188764
can't be worse than 'a nation of sanctuary'

>>216188773
looks rather deliberate, is that's what's thought?

>>216188773
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
nigga just kept going

>>216188797
fascinating post

soogs winking her pink shithole at the camera for money

how the conservatives have any votes at all still s bafflling
it must be all demented old cunts and autistic toryboys who want to own the libs with their based mammy

0 sleep menulog slop for breakfast kind of night

when do girls do wanks

>>216188823
>M

>>216188840
when they see me

>>216188823
not really an own because he looks peng there

oh good the captcha's been fixed now I can get back to chatting with my mates on the birt

>>216188204
please send YT channel name saar

Going to bed early so I can escape this waking nightmare if only for a time.

>>216188840
men wank like goblins in dark at night
women do it all fanciful in the afternoon

>>216188866
:D

>>216188866
poo

>>216188696
It'll go to his son Lachlan, he's already CEO

Going to bed early so I can escape this wanking nightmare if only for a time.

>>216188873
training for zero-G katies

>>216188834
scrannable arses

>>216188100
why is land horizontal in the eastern hemisphere but vertical in the western. shit design

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3BgycdPG44

>>216188903
first funny cuckpost in fucking months

>>216188889
bet she fucks like a fighter jet
fart on your balls and everything

>>216188889
solid one tbf
why that nigga scrunching his fists like a kid

>>216188903
mmhmm dats rite
sup crodie

>>216188889
this video was a lot less pixellated and shit last time i saw it
he's one of the greats though, up there with the coach

>>216188921
really want to watch one of these to see what he's actually like but I don't want to add a view to his view count

>>216188921
the irony.. a brown immigrant himself

>>216188917
because of that continental drip

the bnp would probably clean up now if it were still going
it was just too early for them

>>216188893
noice
>>216188945
what coach?

Quentin why are you doing this?

>>216188877
men do it wherever whenever even on the motorway

https://x.com/Bricky67_/status/1982052445699334272

>>216188960
THE coach

>>216188948
there's nothing to watch. unless he's picking on a homeless man to show how tough he is it's just him walking around talking shite.

植物状態

new 007

>>216188589
Kind of funny how Murdoch utterly despises Trump even though he's a direct side-effect of him constantly feeding the hard-right
Thought he could control it and keep the west in a centre-right, neoliberal direction, haha tough luck mate

SIX


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>>216188650
I tried watching it a couple weeks back and apparently tuned into the worst UFC fight ever /sp/ thread was seething lol

reminder to report the BE flags posts, even when he is on his regular (UK) flag

>>216188959
always felt sorry for Nick Griffin
mad how they let him on Question Time though

>>216188973
realistically could the guy who got knocked out ever have won that fight?

>>216188973
love this one even better with sound

>>216188889
>>216188973
why didn't they simply catch the punch?

>>216189013
>hand gestures

if i could go back in time id go back to when rupert murdoch and warren buffet were just boys selling random tat out of barrels in the 30s and i'd make sure they never amounted to anything

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskBrits/comments/1ofrgb2/are_small_boat_migrants_really_more_likely_to
Dangerous disinformation in this post

>>216189062
this is 4chan not reddit

BIG UPDATE

HE'S GOT A NEW BAG

AVACADOS

>>216189068
You're a yank not a brit now make like a frog and hop off

>>216189033
certainly not when he's that pissed

>>216189029
He was an MEP so not that mad they let him on
What was mad was how the government just refused to give them access to officials and information that all the other MEPs received, despite having been democratically elected

>>216189062
>Migrants tend to be younger, so if we’re not careful, we’re comparing “young Afghans” with “all Brits”, which is an unfair comparison.

rorke btfo out a based leftypol record corrector

>>216189041
Dat nigga ain't coming back from that bus journey

bumming myself with a vibrator on ket watching bdsm latex films

>>216189071
you posted this earlier :3

>>216189080
raped that fat cunt like a migrant

>>216189048
well that's perfect isn't it, that lad had the best top on for that occasion, and it's recorded too

You can go to sephora all you like bitch, I'm going to Sam Goody. I want to look at them posters. And then I'm going to Gamestop because I want to play Dreamcast

>>216189097
france-anon, you got the Paris train rape video?

adopting 10 year old ruper murdoch into a street gang and bumming him on the sly

Can't go fishing tomorrow because the sea is gonna be really choppy and the fish will go out to the deeper water. Genuinely crushed

>>216189107
imagine if it wasn't recorded. imagine that.

>>216189060
you could be a child rapist who travels through time, history's most dangerous criminal

>>216189048
some of the best situational awareness ever seen and he also didn't attack him
a true hero

>>216189117
https://xcancel.com/Oxitan30/status/1981619150100529291#m this? is all i could find

>>216189004
His son and heir is also supposedly very far-right compared to him, and is only succeeding because all the other Murdoch kids are too liberal for Rupert's tastes.

>>216188716
Smart woman she started doing slag make up courses over the internet 10 years ago when nobody else was she got in early built the brand and made her fortune selling slag shit to teenagers

i think most left leaning people are good at heart they just dont have the same perception of danger
they think every 3 worlder can be like their cosmpolitan ethnic mate from uni

>>216189113
Gypsies?

>xcancel

the state of leftypols boycott

>>216189062
Sweden publishes their data (unlike the UK who just had amendments to show ethnicity and asylum status data in crime recording voted down by Labour)

The Swedish data currently shows foreign born inhabitants making up 60% or rape convictions, 80% of assault rape convictions (street attacks basically) whilst being under 10% of the population.

Algerian and Afghani immigrants are between 50-100x more represented in the conviction data than their share of the population.

In the UK, a small set of data was released showing Afghani immigrants were 22x over represented in sexual assault. This was "debunked" by new information... Revealing that actually the number of Afghans in the UK was much, much higher than what had previously been reported, so the actual figure was closer to 7-8x over represented in rape and sexual assault...

The answer is yes. Whatever some people will do to try and claim otherwise, 100% yes they're more likely, especially those from specific countries of origin like Afghanistan, Eritrea, and Algeria.

People will politicize data for their own ends, always, but the data itself (if presented in full, with full transparency) is not political. It's just truth.

Sir Hadush Kebatu

Sir Hadush Kebatu, Baron Kebatu of Epping, CBE, PC, BBC.

So, this is Rorke

Post numbers right now are an absolute jumble of numbers, sort it out, when are we going to see a post number that has many of the same number in it

>>216189157
we need a netflix series like this

>>216188421
Mamgu

thats right i'll use a proxy on xitter musk will surely change his ways when his net worth drops 0.00000000000000000000001p because of my shared links

>>216189211
Allegorical representation of me eating myself to death

>>216189216
here's a dubs one, just for you

>>216189209
ktim

The Time Travelling Rapist is a show I would watch

>>216189228
scrmng

>>216188421
Irene because she had dementia and only reacted to thst.

reminder 746 no lives matter kill your parents

GREAT Britain!

>>216189248
i'm gonna become a millionaire just to commission this

BLACK LIVES M-ACK

>>216189191
I dont have an account and cant see stuff if i dont do that dumb broken runt

>>216189062
mad how far people still go to try to discredit the obvious
even leftypol could make the case that every socioeconomic correlate of rape applies most to third world refugees but they just lie and pretend random sudanese illegal migrants will inexplicably rape no more or less than you

Nothing Great or British about calling your Nan her guvvy

>37
its over for me

>>216189248
what about a show where theres a time travelling murderer and police from different time periods work out he’s a fine traveler and leave clues for each other and stuff that would be kino

>>216189277
>thats right elon will crying and shitting begging me to make a account

state of you leftyfrog

>>216189248
I read doujin similar to that premise once and it had a surprisingly sweet ending

>>216189201
>>216189207
uhm what? maybe the bot schizo guy is right and there are bots on here

>>216189299
also 37 but don't plan on having children

>>216189318
>fine traveler
tips the uber drivers does he

>>216189247
you also love playing it?

had 10 chocolate digestives
6 left in the packet
i think it's best if I just finish them
yeah
then i'll be done no more chocolate digestives

the last time some of you lads kissed a girl it was preceded by "night, mum"

>>216189342
lol ur 37. i was lying

>>216188460
>only .99c
dear god its 2 diet ones for 3.50 here i'd be such a fat fuck if i lived in america

need to get a move on with my life

>two teenage lads earlier
>two blonde girls walk past
>fat teenage lad says 'alright babe'
>his mate says 'nah you can't say that bro all girls like that have black boyfriends that do boxin an that'

if the uma game is really gatcha, and you can do careers from carrots, then why is there no "autoplay" feature for the careers? just for baseline gains and costing more money
also what does the carrot do in runs? I bet it is for really good runs

Have vou seen Faith, 14, who is missing from Brighton?

Faith was last seen in Brighton at around 3.30pm on Wednesday (22 October) and concern is growing for her welfare.

She is of slim build, with long blonde hair, and was last seen wearing a yellow hoodie with a cross and the words ‘God is within us’ on the back and black tracksuit bottoms.

>>216189323
you have been done by this culture war thing mate, seek help

a redditjak retard posting about his cuck fantasy again
riveting

got plenty of uber drivers talking about gaza and israel

most are not fans of gaza or israel

but they're also not big on palestine either

muslims are more complicated than i thought

>>216189071
genuinely looking forwards to weeks of updates on how his equipment improves over the course of his adventure

>>216189408
3:30 pm yeah?

>>216189384
you're a bizarre specimen lad

vodka is so op

>>216189430
only repeating what I heard
fucking brainrot has set right into da yoof as much as /brit/posters

I would've been one of Karl Doenitz's top guys. His go-to U-boat guy.

>>216189408
scenes if she's been snatched by the epping scholar

just got freaked out by my own beard

>>216189454
yeah course

>>216189459
any excuse to get rid of you for weeks on end

>>216189432
like the op you had to remove the vodka bottle from your lubed arsehole

breeding lots of fast horses with my 80 restore energies
want to get a good legacy + speed amount for class rep horse (sprint)

>>216189425
>BREAKING: Kebatu seen in Cardiff, having traded his used Ford Mondeo for a 125cc motorbike and an Xbox

>>216189378
lying is worse than being old

>>216188917
Just DRAW OKAY

walking round London with my 'cados bag

>>216189419
I'm Polish and don't use uber much but every time I do and the drivers pick up on me being Polish, they start talking about something xenophobic some Polish politician said or did and how they approve.

any games in

bombaclartttt

Mad how the vast majority of people want socialism and nationalism (no immigration, good public transport, strong industry, hanging of criminals etc) yet we always get capitalism and globalism

>>216189490
>BREAKING: Kebatu seen in Warrington, having sold the council house he was mistakenly placed in last week to an unwitting buyer

BONG
blind man seen playing dance dance revolution in an blackpool arcade
BONG
monkey armed with a knife goes on a rampage in the congo
BONG
heston blumenthal launches a range of ready meals that are made of air

>>216189425
>Frodo hiding his maimed hand
>Sam looking smug
>Merry and Pippin flexing their massive 4'6"
gigachad frames
good pic

>>216189410
haha youve been done all my posts are fake

mek d new

its 5 bings to 3 bongs!

>>216189580
what people want is of no consequence

>>216189580
Jews
Thats why

MIGRATE AT 310 LADS

>>216188005
>>216188005
>>216188005

RECYCLE IT

2 liters of beer should be enough for today,

ok ill make the last post

>>216189299
Would you like me to explain why this doesn't show what you think it does

>>216189687
yes

Bump lol