10/10 implies that you're the best of the best. That you know all there is to know. That there is no one better than you in that field. Are you sure that's the rating you want to give yourself?
>be crab >12 years old >Prisoner, VIP future meal >Caught with other crabs at whale crabe party >Efficient mass raking, alieeen teechnolooogeeeh >TheYellowMenace.sea >Spared from being flash frozen like most because of weight >>Weight of these calcium n--claws, crabba >Chilling in kitchen aquarium for a week, waiting for death patiently >Cook faggot that looks like Master Chop from Parappa the Rapper loves tapping my glass, loves taunting me with how many days I have left to live as he taps my aquarium >Can't even pretend to care, as my left claw is broken >>Hydraulics faulty, constantly painful, almost immobile. Depressing. >"Hope he chokes in my vibriosis, French dip-looking bastard" >Only other company with any fighting spirit is this one loud cunt on the other end >Claims to have been here for most of its life >>3 years >Claims onion headed faggot fears her, avoids picking her and instead goes for others >Ignore as usual, it's well-into morning already >CrabSleep.crb
>Horrible pain at my left claw >Suddenly, relief... relief for crab? This is surely a drea-- >CrabWake.crb >It's late at night >Actual relief-- >>*crunch crunch* >look to side >>Left claw is missing >Cunt is eating my severed claw, half of it gone >. . . >"Your wound is going to be ready to heal now. Should've taken it off the moment it broke, don't you know?" >Stare at the scene, snatch own claw remains >*eat what little is still there* >Sheepishly thank cunt, I do actually feel the pain begin to subside >Begin to share claw stories. Turns out she was captured with entire crabmune as small larva, detached from moms and has been growing in "The Captain's Aquarium" ever since >Apparently not even other monkeysblike what these do to catch crabkind >Been avoiding getting cracked at The Plank by fighting then throwing others to the front; then, eventually becoming too hilariously feisty so as to become the informal pet of the kitchen. >>But food is still food, all crabs know and live by that motto >>>
