Thread 214776477

Elephant seal edition

Previous: >>214775027

literally me

>>214776477 (OP)
hello

/cum/'s top philosopher just dropped a video about Charlie Kirk
https://youtu.be/Aqg9UNeO_KA?si=ybh9_tynQ433Y-wu

>>214776506
hallo spaceboy

long live the Germans

Finna buy some crab legs this weekend and feast

>>214776534
Long live the Village Green

pssst. hail sithis

>>214776489
cringe

in dark times like these it's essential that we remember the light that dwells in all of our hearts and goon together on discord in solidarity

>>214776549
Tell Robert I say hi

I just woke up from a dream.

I got a pack of pseudo drugs, like the type you would get over the counter or something, one of them was sour skittles with the drug inside. I took them (with alex jones for some reason) and after awhile they all hit at the same time, it felt like everything just dropped instantly then shortly after I was teleported into what looked like a classroom full of people. This woman immediately asked me "Are you the demon" and I replied confused and told her that I only had one demon. And she asked me what it was and when I told her I got really angry and upset and as I was angry she stabbed me through the chest and said "There, your demon is dead" and pushed me through a portal and I woke up

i want to drive it's scary though i don't know how to very well

yeah maybe you've got some bird ideas

I tried donating my penis to The Icelandic Phallological Museum

They said it didn't meet the minimum deposit limit

>>214776593
Take my wife please!

>>214776584
Driving isn't so scary when you don't live in fucking brazil

I wish they made more vans in 4x4

>>214776508
Where was all the empathy and tears when it was innocent brown folks being deported illegally?

>>214776628
no brown is innocent

start doing this

someone mention birds? look how this bird walks. doesn't he look like he carries himself in a dignified manner?

Deport Terrone!

>>214776655
haven't you heard?

>>214776628
why would you cry about illegal aliens being deported just because they're brown? that makes no sense

monke

>>214776636
Every brown is a victim of white supremacy full stop

>>214776655
me on the right. you on the left

these are BWC survivors. believe their stories.

>>214776683
Including and especially Italians

>>214776650
Anything ever made you facepalm like that?

I'M A COUNTRY GIRL BUT YOU'RE A SUPER CITY BOY

>>214776698
mind posting kweenz 1 trough 5?

>>214776711
only my own stupidity

one nice thing i'll say about zoomers is that their lingo is better than anything boomers/xoomers/milloomers came up with. frfr nc og.

>>214776733
ask him to birbscape

it's pretty fun to call spanish people mexican

>>214776672
they come from outer space or something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KFTm9vmZDI

>>214776728
Iktf

>>214776698
for me? the goofy one on the left

je suis napoleon

>>214776748
Spain is just the mexico of europe

Yes political violence is wrong but why are people blowing this up and making it out to be a catalyst for greater political violence or an inevitable civil war?

this form of political violence happens all the time in Europe, Asia, Africa, Latin america and no civil war world ending event ever happens there. People forget about it in a week

Screenshot this because America won't be in a civil war in 50 years, I am sure of it

>>214776760
non

>>214776742
no they get poofy when they sit. that's normal. this one is a juvenile (blue eyes)

>>214776763
mexico is the croatia of north america.

>>214776763
guiri

>>214776767
world war 1 has the most lame catalyst. a retard with syphilis decided to take the world with him

>>214776752
I'm imagining this guy saying this at a slave auction

The past week has been extremely brutal on me, thinking about death constantly. Things won’t be getting better
Goodnight anons

>>214776827
night bud

>>214776715
no I'm a sk8r boi

oh my eh wah moe sheen dey roo.

>>214776827
>The past week has been extremely brutal on me, thinking about death constantly. Things won’t be getting better

I’m thinking about how nice it would be to fuck a girl with nice big tits.

mite be nice to have my penor eaten by a vagina

people are always talking about the environment and stupid gay animals, but why does nobody ever talk about how girls with massive disproportionately huge tits are an endangered species

It’s crazy how much better Raytracing makes a game look. I upgraded my PC recently and I regularly am in awe of how good raytraced games look. I’ll be playing Darktide and regularly saying “ damn “ at how good it looks.

atheism is a thinking man's philosophy

>>214776672
Because no human is illegal not even brown persons of undocumented status , full stop
It's the united states of American not the United States of White

>>214776889
i thought tits have been trending bigger for a long time now, what happened?

>>214776903
more like gaytheism cuz they're always thinking about men

>>214776909
>It's the united states of American not the United States of White
magapedes... pack it up, we're finished...

Is it gay that I want to become a cute femboy

>>214776898
Your threshold for quality is determined by your experiences. Soon you will be accustomed to the graphics, they will become boring and normal, and you will be left not with more joy, but more potential for disappointment

>>214776889
Easiest donation campaign ever

>>214776911
Breasts that are smaller than her head individually are not considered large

>>214776937
You are correct. I spent the last 8 years playing 1080p with a monitor capped at 60fps refresh. I was fine and felt no urge to upgrade. Now I have seen what I have missed and can’t go back

>>214776898
Darktide, you say? I'm at 2.3k hours personally

>>214776852
ufffff
sauce?

I don't have the energy for videogames anymore. After school and work i'm so wasted mentally all i want to do is scroll here

>>214776967
this but going to the gym, it's been cooking me

>>214776949
so tits need to be bigger than her head to be considered big?

Liking black women is the heterosexual equivalent of being a homosexual

rimworld is so tedious i love it

>>214776955
Yeah I just got into it a couple weeks ago. I love playing a couple games daily. It looks incredible with FSR 4 and raytracing maxxed out

>>214776986
now this is retardmaxxed wisdom

am I in anathema in the Catholic church if I believe that life is fundamentally a racial tribal struggle and that the superior races in the world are the Hispanics, Germans, Italians, and Lusos?

We need One Vision - Queen

In hindsight there were lots of girls that liked me in high school and in jobs,
i was t either too retarded to realize or was too much of a pussy to do anything about it

>>214776992
Great game, but i play at a much lower quality for better visual clarity and performance

>>214777020
and even with this knowledge you're still too much of a pussy to ask them out

>>214777020
Sometimes I wonder if maybe I had gotten with one of those girls, maybe I would've became normalish. or if i was always so mentally cracked that i was always going to end up this way no matter what
who knows

>>214777004
the old testament is literally a record of tribal warfare though

imagine if confederation never happened and instead of mass hysteria 400 million you'd just have a small comfy skirmish in some foreign country somewhere between Oregonia and Idaho

>>214777024
Fair enough, if I was wise I would do the same. Everything maxxed out with frame gen on I get 70-105fps so I could definitely have a smoother experience lowering some settings but it looks so good as is and I am a scrub playing at whatever the default difficulty is.

>>214777020
i know for a fact, no one has liked me, like ever.

I just wanna nurse you all back to health like a bunch of baby birds

>>214777034
Too late for that, I don't keep in touch with people from the past, especially since none of them were close to me

>>214777064
post tits and that'll help

>>214777020
girls used to approach me. i was at an ice rink for new years once when i was a kid and a girl hit on me, and i just ignored her. I told myself it was because girls need to understand rejection. thats how fucking gay I was. i was some sort of mgtow faggot retard as a child. even gayer because the real reason is I was scared if I tried and she didn't like me, I would have to face rejection

>>214777064
nurse on my pp

>>214777066
even if it's been several years they'll remember you, just tell them you like them

>>214776986
Gayson pls

>>214777094
they're already dating chad

>>214776978
they need to be bigger than her brain for the symbolism

>>214777094
Not really, I was a loner. Even so there were a couple girls that had crushes on me.
It would be weird to just open contact with these people since i only kind of knew them. I was close to no one,

I found a strange rock that looks like it has crystalline pimples/growths all over it. They are clearly not rock. Does anyone know what this is?

Master Chuddha... I.... I had a woke thought today.... What do I do....

>>214777137
There’s also a hole and inside there’s a reflective something inside, some sort of crystal growing inside the rock?

>>214777132
would you think it would be weird if they contacted you out of the blue? you're your own worst enemy

To be constantly intimidated by task of life itself is a form of spirituelle vernichtung

>>214777142
thought? as in a zionist conspiracy, my son?

>>214777137
that's a dickfore

feeling nervous about getting my haircut tomorrow

> Nepal's Gen-Z, who overthrew the Nepal's govt, have chosen their new leader via a poll on a discord server.
Alright /cum/, it's our turn. Who here wants to be the Governor of Missouri?

>>214777074
I was really nerdy looking and chubby when i was young, but in high school puberty hit and i became decent looking, but my mentality never really adjusted so when girls were flirty I always irrationally assumed they were mocking me.
>>214777151
>would you think it would be weird if they contacted you out of the blue?
I would find it a bit strange but would not be offended

>>214777064
As long as you puke in my mouth

>>214777189
Me

trust nothing but the Turner Diarier and your uzi

The same billionaire jews control the republican and democratic parties

Big fan of what the Nepalese are doing right now. I wish we could overthrow out government

The Timmy Turner Diaries

>>214777231
we know

when we hoppin on valo

>>214777234
no you don't. Who would you elect, AOC? That would be both a bore and a fail!

>>214777220
this is what it might look like when the fabric of the universe is torn on judgement day

Want to play video games and listen to the livestream when i come back home from work but gfberg is coming over and she will want to cuddle and watch movies and have sex

>>214777230
The turdner diarrhea

>>214777239
fuck timmy gon do

i got a feeling the shooter is gonna get away
they dont seem to have any good leads and whether this was a professional or not but he obviously thought it through

>>214777265
me too

>>214777224
nice i've voted for you. with an overwhelming 100% of the vote you win! congratulations!
please report to the missouri state capitol building by monday morning for your first day on the job.

>>214777263
Mein Stomach Krampfs

If hitler and mussolini were running for president of the united states which one would you vote for ?

>>214777265
I’ve always thought it would be pretty easy to assassinate someone and get away with it if you planned extensively. Shocked that it happened in such a public place thobeit.

this general has made me utterly despise anime posters and anybody who says fucking -berg
is it really just one guy

>>214777264
Cosmo, Wanda I wish all jeets to be catapulted in to the sun.

>>214777142
based cannot exist without cringe, and cringe cannot exist without based. there is a little bit of either in both. one cannot be truly based without comprehending cringe, and choosing to oppose it anyways. without this, one cannot truly kek

what would /cum/'s first executive order be?

>>214777265
They got the gun though so maybe they can lift prints from it

>>214777297
Terrone deportation

>>214777289
not really it's cause he was out in public he got assassinated
dude was a sitting duck

>>214777297
>make the national guard force all the blacks to play Motown instead of the latest flavor of hip hop

>>214777285
golden retrievers are the best dogs

>>214777288
Where r the jews?

>>214777297
T*D

The criminal strike system
Except you get struck in the head with a mace and you get as many strikes as you can survive without medical intervention

If a Mormon comes to your house they are legally required to do any chore you ask them. I get my lawn mowed at least once a year by them.

>>214777294
Genocide is against Da Rules

>>214777297
id introduce a law that forces one trained and armed police officer onto every car of a train/lightrail

>>214777284
I'd pick whoever was running as the republican

>>214777291
-berg is a /brit/ meme originally that some crossposters adopted, then a resident autist(the good kind) also started using a lot, now normalfaggots itt use it possibly the most
such is the cycle

>>214777284
Hitler obviously, i'd never vote for that terrone shitskin Mussolini. He has negroid lips
Hitler has utterly and completely pure dna

>>214777334
imagine the rape that would occur

>>214777308
What do you mean? Everyone has a house, everyone has a family and routine. It would be much lower key to do it basically anywhere other than when there’s a massive crowd at a busy campus. I feel like this guy will be caught 100%

>>214777327
Yo Odin
See any trees?

>>214777297
nuke india

>>214777297
The west needs to start producing Frazetta-style fantasy art as it's main animated artform to counter anime.

Also everyone needs to start dressing cyberpunk

>>214777284
It’s an interesting question. It begs the question of the extent to which the successes and failings of their respective administrations were personally attributable to them, as opposed to being attributable to the attributes of their respective nations.

I’ve long had the sense that Mussolini would be the superior peacetime leader relative to Hitler, but that Hitler would be the better pick in times of war.

>>214777330
Fine, turn all of them into trees

>>214777284
Definitely Mussolini. Italian fascism would have been a huge success if not for hitlers retard war

>>214777297
Bring pepsi max to america

>>214777353
breaking into a private residence is 100% harder than when he's out in public
also im sure he was armed and had a security system at his house
these sort of events are the best time to pull off a shooting like this

>>214777357
https://youtu.be/t--E1DtWBuA

surprise pikachu face

>>214777357
What the fuck is a tree?

>>214777386
There's hundreds of witnesses and people that can stop you in a public space. whereas a private residence you could just stakeout and figure out the security system and then catch the person while he's sleeping

>>214777399
good stuff

i'm such an incelpilled chudberg, my gf always makes jokes about it lol

>>214777389
you think I'm a n00b?

I'm not satisfied

>>214777401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FtFRGxY3o

I look like this

>>214777452
>>214777437
>>214777399
This just undid all the racism that had built up in my after the lightrail murder

>>214777399
i like the shape of her skull

some people are broken
cannot be repaired
this wisdom i have spoken
should really make you scared!

>>214777481
that is slang for marijuana btw

>>214777487
Compliment that a serial killer would give

I am starting to think you guys are fake racists

>>214777504
never heard that one

>>214777510
she has a very chokeable neck too

>>214777350
Mussolini was a polentone howeverbeit

I’m flushing so much plastic down the fucking toilet!

>>214777515
My penis isn't racist my brain is

>>214777527
he was gay??

bout to rip a fat bowl of marijuana
based

flush orbeez down the toilet your landlord will love you

even if i wasn't racist i would still find black women unattractive

r u DOWN with the CLOWN

>>214777546
Polentone means northern italian
Mussolini was from Emilia romagna in the north of the country

>>214777552
>tf
>tp
your life must be a living hell

My penis is a cosmopolitan libtarded lover of DEI (ejaculating into melanated and brown women)
My brain however is racist

>>214777564
exactly

There's a handful of black women i find attractive, but in general their faces look too man-like. Latina women however are beautiful

LEAVE BOOMERS ALONE

Charlie Kirk has already been memory holed. We're moving on. We no longer care

why dont we have big hamster wheels for humans, feel like that would be better than a threadmill

>>214777589
Yeah, that's basically where I am at too. I am also racist.

>>214777607
Imagine tripping on a motorized hamsterwheel and spinning around until someone comes and frees you

My bones are conservative
My skin is liberal
My penis is globalist
My anus is isolationist
My nervous system is communist
My muscles are fascist
My stomach is primitivist
My legs are transhumanist
My brain is retarded

>>214777624
I bet the Pope gets this for his birfday pidser pardy

>>214777609
>>214777589
fuck off, stick to your own. Our women are superior to your inferior women

>>214777643
pope is american now, he'll get mcdonalds

I am, at the Fed level, libertarian;
at the state level, Republican;
at the local level, Democrat;
and at the family and friends level, socialist.
If that saying doesn’t convince you of the fatuousness of left vs. right labels, nothing will

>>214777632
My testicles are consumerist neoliberals

borderlands 4 launched today
ive played the crap out of the first three and the pre sequel
i hated wonderlands
idk what it was but not being able to have a character and the guns just felt so flag
bl4 looks decent enough but im not gonna buy it on release
also i wanted to play destiny 2 after its updates are up but wtf is with them deleting content that's bullshit

>>214777658
grim

>>214777510
>t. Raylan Givens

>>214777645
Tf you gonna do about it Pablo?

Too much internet made me go crazy. Now I’m fucking crazy like a crazy person.

>>214777633
kek someone should do this but for boobs

>>214777681
smug laugh at you because you were born from an inferior peoples and have to seek after our superior race

Rolling around in his vomit was a bit much. Maybe these camera prison websites aren't for me.

>>214777659
>You are, at the Fed level, a faggot;
>at the state level, homosexual;
>at the local level, transvestite;
>and at the family and friends level, a eunuch.
>If that saying doesn’t convince you of the fatuousness of left vs. right labels, nothing will

>look for highres image
>most results aren't even 4k

>>214777708
720p is good enough, you must be blind

America will be going to war with Venezuela next week
RIP to el commendente Maduro

I have a large penis but I’m an incel. How?

>>214777696
iDubbbz is really fucked up these days smdh

>>214777722
I paid for more pixels than that.

>>214777723
I think he should bomb Maduro because it would be entertaining

WHO THE FUCK IS DRIVING A QUAD AROUND THE NEIGHBOURHOOD AT MIDNIGHT ON A WEEKDAY

>>214777745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WataeV4WsI4

>>214777695
>our superior race

Best vpn? Partial to expressvpn but I think they are all shit

>>214777764
that's a big bitch

>>214777625
HELP JANE STOP THIS CRAZY THING

my roommate ran away suddenly and intentionally abandoned his cat on me, i couldn't pay rent or find a new roommate now that he suddenly left and have to move in with my dad, i thought i could keep it, dad said no to the cat because of his dumb stupid ass dogs, even though the cat could have just stayed in the basement with me, additionally the cats documents are nowhere to be found, its an elderly cat no one wants it

>>214777723
based simultaneous blitzkrieg against the ayatollah and the drug cartel disguised as a government

>>214777759
tell that to all the subhuman anglos moving into our neighborhoods

>>214777645
you don't have a race retard you're all mixed, and the girls they're probably talking about are the ones that look mostly mediterranean

>>214777777
cruel people only respond to incentives not virtues

ntma

>>214777777
Wow cool digits

>>214777777
something about those digits tells me everything's gonna be okay anon

>>214777757
quadchad dabbing on sleepycels

>>214777777
what a WASTE of digits

damn im based af fr

>>214777789
If your country is so superior, then why don't you go back?

>>214777777
Checked

>>214777818
not the first time i had sexes

>>214777792
who are you to tell me that we are or not a race? you're not even part of our tribe shut the fuck up. Do you see me making comments on your peoples?

people never pay attention to important GETS anymore.

>>214777777
Your roommate needs emotional intelligence
Guy probably has problems at home

>>214777830
if your country is so superior then why are your race of people immigrating to Latin America and shitting up the place?

the point of anal is basically rape

>>214777856
he abandoned his cat for a fucking crazy girl he met a month ago he couldn't even wait 6 months for the lease to be up before leaving

>>214777731
you probably feel like your large dick NEEDS to find a suitable vagina when instead you should be building a suitable life where you just casually want to have sex. Like enjoying a good meal because you want to not because you are a starving African child.

>>214777768
mullvad

>>214777844
it's just the truth. maybe eventually your countries will be genetically settled enough to be considered a legitimate people, but for now that isn't the case. you have a very wide range of phenotypes and genetic origins that all fall under the same umbrella. "latino" itself was applied to you by the united states to have a convenient term to describe you with

>>214777877
Take him to Judge Mathis

>>214777786
Shalom

im eating cheap ass deenz from dollarama rn
its not so bad

My pussy is stinky

>>214777904
show it

>>214777680
I never know what you are talking about
>>214777775
Lol

please wash catberg

>>214777777
Checked

>>214777898
I eat those, $2 Brunswick Golden Smoked deenz are good value

>>214776501
"But Janny, you won't have to clean it up"

too much faggotry in this thread
lower quality than usual

I have deleted all traces of pornography or tempting material and I ask you all do the same

There is zero proof that maduro is responsible for trafficking drugs into the united states
Its a lie coming from the state department to justify war and regime change in Venezuela
The same lie was told about the taliban in Afghanistan even though they banned poppy cultivation after they took over while the northern alliance quadrupled herion production
If the administration really wanted to stop drugs from flowing into the united states they would target the mexican cartels but they wont do that because they can only do things people hate and that are unpopular

>>214777941
good now delete your bookmark/app for 4chan

>>214777942
I think there is a cartel that is heavily integrated in Venezuela's military

MAKING LOVE IN THE AFTERNOON WITH CECILIA UP IN MY BEDROOM

>>214777887
this is simply not true and your statements are jewish ridden

we are predominantly of Native and Spaniard descent with a small minority of German and Italian communities. That is 99% of Ibero-America for you. WE are NOT as diverse as you think we are

>>214777941
How did you delete /s/, /gif/, and /t/?

>>214777941
I will throw mine out, but I can't be held responsible if some of it lands in this thread

wish you'd invade brazil instead, shithole poozuelans dont deserve it

Also when the united states does a regime change war in Venezuela all of the Venezuelans will come to the united states where they will commit crimes such as rape and murder

I have deleted all bookmarks

>>214777942
and these faggots call me jewish
behold your tehran simps
im sure he has the best interests of america in mind

>>214777973
>all of the Venezuelans will come to the united states where they will commit crimes such as rape and murder
I thought that already happened?

>>214777959
>Native and Spaniard descent
Right, so a mutt

>>214777973
>all of the Venezuelans will come to the united states
no way would this administration allow that

>>214777953
There isn't
You are repeating a state department lie thats told to justify a regime change war
All of the drugs coming into america come from mexico

NEW
>>214776484

>>214776484

>>214776484

>>214777949
I don't have either except one post linking directly to a post giving an idea for a build I was working on
>>214777960
I don't visit them or bookmark them anyway

>>214777993
>295
BRUH WHAT ARE YOU DOING

is trump really gonna pull annuda operation just cause in venezuela

>>214777967
My gums hurt just thinking about her flossing like that

is nog bopping the new nipper tipping?

>>214778002
idk he operates purely on impulse, greed, and on what his friends tell him to do
so who knows!

I operate on a bird-first policy when it comes to nature and my own backyard. This means I don't allow feral cats to roam and stalk native bird species. We need more fruit trees as well.

>>214777977
The only people who want to go to war with iran are jews are people being paid by jews
Nobody else

>>214777997
its old so just recycle it soon dont use the jeet thread

>>214777982
Superior to you mischling

>>214778016
Use my pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9lmz6dFhi8&list=RDH9lmz6dFhi8&start_radio=1

pondering a goon

>>214777983
They can and they will

>>214776484
>>214776484
recycle

>>214778029
Think of me

>>214778039
if you're a woman and send nudes i'll consider it

>>214777960
I don’t know what /t/ is

>>214777777
>the cat could have just stayed in the basement with me

>>214777959
You forgot black and Portuguese

>>214778092
I will never accepts blacks among our ranks

should I leave the house tomorrow?