Thread 725358394

>potion effects:
> 5% attack speed
> -99 health

Catfish is friend.

>>725358394 (OP)
kek
looks like one of those stealth cruise missiles

>duhhh duhhhh duhhh duhhhh duhhhh
I love fish

>>725358394 (OP)
i wishe i was fishe

>>725358394 (OP)
man fish are hella sus

>>725358549
No theyre not

>>725358743
That's not a kiss. THIS is a kiss.

>>725358394 (OP)
God imagine sticking your dick in that

>Final boss
>it's just a bigger enemy

>>725358756
>getting rid of gulls
catfish is definitely friend

i look like this

>>725358394 (OP)
>>725358756
>>725358797
>>725358851
This is AI

>>725358756
yoink

>>725358394 (OP)
>EU Catfish
>>725358851
>NA Catfish

>>725358937
fish aren't real
mythbusters proved that

>>725358927
JUKED

>>725358937
This is real though.

>dog = me
>cookies = video games

>>725359051
He cannot be stopped by anything, he has already won

>>725358927
why didnt the octopus break its neck while it was distracted?

What's the fish version of toxo

>>725358756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX3bN5YeiQs

>>725359109
what was it thinking

>>725359096
that's not a dog

>>725359170
salmonella

>>725359249
you don't know that

>>725359051
lil bro is enjoying his last meal

>>725359259
Carltros!

>>725358927
out-fucking-skilled

>>725359109
>>725359204
>feather explosion off screen
Hilarious

Trifling pigeon got what was coming to it

>>725358927
>>725359049
>>725359134
>>725359304
It's AI

>>725359007
Other way round, retard.

>>725359401
>going from a ground to air section in kid icarus uprising

>>725359249
its water dog

>>725358756
>smile and whiskers appearing first
kino.
I thought they only got to carp size.

>>725359204
It wasn't.

>>725358937
>>725359434
your moms ai

>>725359204
Pidgeon are domesticated so they are kind of dumb as a brick.

>>725359484
Wels and Mekong can get very large

>>725359109
>07-04
>>725359518
>12-05
So it went back after the falcon beat its ass?

>>725359564
this is AI

>>725359401
AI

Next you're going to be telling me this is AI too

>>725359484
They're like rats. They just keep growing until something kills them, and like 0.1% will cross the threshold where they become too big for any natural predator to kill.

>>725359674
holy shit how'd they teach them to do that

>>725359690
>bro, that loos tasty. can you maybe share?

>>725359608
Stockholm Syndrome. Women of all species love getting the shit kicked out of them.

Being a sea creature seems a lot more dangerous than being a land animal.

>>725360013
Being a sea creature seems a lot more dangerous than be-ACK

>>725360212
why did he do it?

>>725360212
>surprise attacks instakill enemies

>>725360212
rip :(

>>725360212
birds can literally fly away from all danger, this is just pvp action

>>725360212
>posts a non-land animal

>>725359109
>High level boss has specific conditions for aggro

>>725358797
Chinese algae eaters are bastards

>>725360597
oh to be megafauna.

>>725359109
>AAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>725358797
This is what I do to anons who are nice

>>725359629
New form of retarded nothing-posting that midwits will spam for the rest of our days

>>725361295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2vaSlpliEs

>>725360518
>oppai loli threads

>>725358797
pogger fish

>>725361846
That's not a fish
That's not even an animal

>>725358394 (OP)
>+100 hydration
>-2% sanity
>+5 morale

I don't feel bad for prey animals in natdocs. Lions and wolves are cooler anyway.

>>725358797
>gimme sum sugar

>>725361971
Oh humans are not animals now?

>>725360597
fukkin saved

>>725362076
IIRC the vessel going downwind has right-of-way so this is the whale's fault

>>725362130
sue him

>>725362323
>This one is for Steve, cunt.

>>725362401
why did he hit him with the line up top?

>>725358756
>Subscribe!
Comedic timing is comedic.

>>725359134
>Objective: Survive
Also he's on a timed mission.

>>725362516
Many fish have small sensory organs along their spine to detect changes in water pressure around them, both to avoid predators and find prey. The acids in the barbecue sauce would be pretty painful for those highly sensitive organs.

>>725359401
They fly now!?

>>725358797
This fish sucks.

>>725362323
Why do they do it?

>>725362285
At 0:03 he's dreaming of doing crime

>>725359134
What's the point of making someone look like an idiot if they don't have to live with the shame of it?

>>725360212
I always wondered if there were cases where they misjudged the swooping angle and completely cratered into the ground.

>>725362994
Orcas are legitimate psychopaths that somehow still know not to attack humans in the wild fuck yachts, though
Saw one on /wsg/ yesterday where an ocean paddler was surrounded by a pod just staring at her. Probably thought she'd be the first statistic.

>>725362130
>I yield! I yield!
>Never should of come here!

>>725359249
it acts like a dog, eats like a dog, is a dog

>>725363032
>Friendly race can stab you in the back later

>>725359007
I live in Paris and we have 2.4 meters long mutant catfishes in the Seine.

>>725360212
>Speed stacking is the new meta

>>725359840
>must've been the wind

>>725363396
I was hoping one of them would attack a swimmer during the olympics
we got massive ones here as well

>>725360518
heh, ye

>>725363403
Imagine getting strafed by a block of chefs knives flying at 400 km/h. You'd be lucky to have a neck left to shit down at those speeds.

>>725362129
>I am going to eat you
>nofuckoff
>aight
Nature is strange.

>>725363032
Impressive, very nice....let's see the giant Amazonian croc killing otter

>>725363403
>>725360212
The most amazing feat is that they can punch a skull at the top speed of a F1 car and somehow not obliterate their own foot in the process

>>725359204
birds evolved to recognise predators based on their shape during flight
a falcon sitting does not register as something threatening

>>725363213
Aren't otters infamous for being rapists?

>>725363729
Yeah but they look cute so it's alright.

>>725363816
>It's not rape if she's cute.
Just like my japanese animes

>>725364090
why do you have gay porn on your computer?

>>725363729
not all of them are rapists you nazi piece of shit

>>725364253
#Notallotters

>>725364090
>"HOMOSEXUALITY IS UNNATURAL FOR ANIMALS"
straightbros, our response...??

>>725364090
>gay horses having anal sex
is it learned behavior

>>725364597
Hahaha that poor little nigga almost puked

>>725364732
Crashing this plane...
WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>725364643
lemme guess, (((they))) make horses gay now

>>725364732
>Well done!

>>725364732
HOLY SHIT! How do you even survive that? Those big planes don't have ejacter seats right? Parachute maybe?

>>725364882
Just do a roll the moment you hit the ground to transform your vertical inertia into horizontal inertia.

>>725364732
>happen to be recording when fucked up shit happens
>point the camera down
i dont care how you feel about the situation at hand, document it. it might help the victims or their families in the long run.

WE GAAN

>>725364949
>oh man a plane cras-
>whoaaa dude is that some dirt?
>hey hey! and an old black guy!
>whats that fireball back there?

>>725364732
Ooooooh! He's not lovin' that™!

>>725364949
>>725365102
It's the same as giving the internet, radio, cars, and fire to humanity. Most humans are stupid and useless and don't appreciate the tools handed to them.

>>725359843
Rats only live 3 years or so even in captivity

>>725364732
that must have been incredibly painful

>>725362994
>Cow Tipping: Ocean Edition
I knew those orcas were bros when they started attacking rapefugee boats.

>>725365574
>green
Are Europeans retarded?

>>725365618
if he were blue he would die

>>725365717
its remarkable how little sound they make when they walk

>>725365489
it's a big plane

>>725365717
>I WAS BULLYED, AND HAITED BY THE OTHERS, FROAM MY LARGE AND UGLY BODDY

>>725365913
Why are people too lazy to put on seatbelts properly? Do these 60 year olds think it makes them uncool?

>>725362126
thats a jew

>>725359608
It won eventually

>>725365992
They have seatbelts on, just a shit kind that doesn't actually do anything

>>725364882
you just jump right before it hits the ground

>>725366069
They have racing harnesses but only put on the part on their hips

>>725364882
anon you retard even with ejectable seats you wouldn't have enough time to react

>>725366037
Wtf. Is that little pigeon chicks?

>>725366125
jesus christ that makes them even more retarded

>>725365992
That car is a self made monstrosity retirement project for the boomer driver. He deliberately only installed lapbelts because shoulderstraps are for pussies. He also refused to put a hand brake in because it would "ruin the aestetic of the center console".

>>725366136
They had more than enough time to react. Fighter pilots spend so much time training to make ejection an instinctive action instead of thinking whether they can recover the plane somehow

>>725366090
the GIANT FIREBALL though?

>>725366206
is that a fighter jet? NO

>>725366185
>>725366125
Try actually watching the webm sometime

>>725365214
The Angry Beavers

>>725366037
once while mowing the lawn i found what i thought was an abandoned bird's nest on the ground but in fact had 3 chicks inside. the robin parents were pissed off at me

so i placed it back in the tree, felt like a hero, and then the nest fell a 2nd time

put it back, felt less like a hero, then it fell a 3rd time. at this point two chicks were dead. the remaining chick fled to the base of the tree and i left it there, when i circled around 15min or so it was gone

robins seemed fine after that

>>725366209
>explosion propels you upwards, helping to cancel out the downward momentum even more easily

>>725360421
>"sea" animals include animals who just hang around on the sea floor in reefs
birds are land animals, deal with it

>>725366246
I watched the whole video that web was taken from retard. Those aren't harnesses those are just seat details he thought looked cool. They are completely unusable. He explicitly didn't install shoulder straps.

>>725366282
why are you interfering with nature anon

>>725366037
>that shaking and screaming
Reminds me of the bird shitting itself in scary movie.

>>725366404
>making up shit to save face on an anonymous website
I'll never understand that

>>725365837
with no survivors

>>725366037
?????????????????????

>>725365214
Borbr battle

>>725366443
Go watch the video and show me were the boomer talks about the harnesses he installed and then refused to use.

>>725366006
That's not an argentinian, it's a brazilian

>>725364597
what is it with delicacies? mm mm who wants some bat shit?

>>725364732
was that the fedex plane crash?
i thought it crashed on it's own

>>725366037
Did the chicks die?

>tranimal thread
GO
BACK

>>725366691
No that was this one.

>>725366815
giwtwm

>>725366037
falcons can't cry

>>725365717
king of the jungle my ass

>make a random build
>somehow it works fine

>>725363590
It's simple, do you wanna bite the one that's threatening to bite at your eyes/tongue, or do you want to just go catch one off guard and not risk life threatening damage? Part of the reason so many predators operate primarily as some level of ambush predator is because they tend to be very risk averse, since getting injured at all by a prey animal can be a death sentence

>>725366951
Not for lack of trying by the looks of things

>>725359051
easterners are fkin weird

>>725359401
>video in reverse

>>725359051
So is this intentional? Like how they feed pigs only acorns to change the meat flavor?

>>725366960
there's just about no jungles on africa

>>725366406
chicks were cute

>protagonist makes the ultimate sacrifice
>>725359401
Holy FUCK! How do you make a crab THAT angry?

>>725366872
Outskilled

>>725366872
parry slop

>>725366996
To be fair, that's also true for any prey, getting an injury is guaranteed to turn you into the biggest target since you can't keep up with the rest of the pack. Nature all operates under the same rule that the disadvantaged gets fucked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LYVhTyEMhg

>man made horror beyond comprehension

>>725367343
It's clearly a mikiri counter

>>725365992
We got Seatbelt Sally over here

>>725366872
>Alright bro chill it was just a prank

>>725366815
>>game is fun
name ONE game

>>725367531
Bubble Bobble

>>725366872
>Well here I go

>>725367584
You just know one of those chicks grew to develop a fetish for short kings

>>725366728
Yes i killed them

>>725358394 (OP)
do catfish grow infinitely

>>725367716
Its a shame they're the tastiest animal

>str vs dex
>>725367531
competitive gravel eating

>>725367272
The crab video is in reverse, the crab isn't trying to attack

>>725367678
>written by H.P. Lovecraft

>>725364090
Something about Donkeys and Mules taking horsecock is hot, especially the latter as Mules are never giving birth so them getting fucked is purely for the pleasure.

>>725367584
>even smaller bird comes over
>now seagull is scared
birds are completely retarded

>>725367412
yoooo when did cats get their own nephilim?

Do fish have emotions?

>>725367870
>loli mary sue beats everyone
Damn, Japan's gone rotten

>>725358797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ4ET0Zi8bo

>>725367903
Go to church you queer.

>>725358927
>Smart fella>>Fart smella

>>725367903
You used your free will to type this alright. YUP. MHM.

>games ad is nothing like actual gameplay
>>725367860
yes and lobster
what happens is they grow too big to move at some point and then starve/die of thirst/predation

>>725367870
I can tell this anime is gay af but some turbo weeb on an fbi watchlist would kill me for saying that

>>725359690
That fish was designed by Akira Toriyama.

>>725359096
Mmmmm....
belleds :DDDD

>>725367954
Adelies will fuck you up
It's not the size of the beak but how you use it

>>725367870
feels like when an opponent is running in a circle you could just hold your sword perpendicular to their path and that's that

>>725366730
You go back, newfag

>>725367954
Manlet rage is real.

>>725367870
Holy shit that looks awesome. Source?

>>725367870
That's more like circlestrafing an arachnotron in doom 2 than some STR vs DEX shit

>>725368373
DO NOT BE FILMING SIR

>>725368291
>doing a 5'6" challenge run
>can't mount horse, fast travel disabled
>unless

>>725367954
>even smaller monkey comes over
>now human is scared
apes are completely retarded

>>725361846
>AI puts tatoos on himeno
that's how you know 3dpd are cooked

>>725366872
>Into the Wild remake

>>725367954
more mature animals can stand up straight and control themselves better
see henry at the start of kcd using a sword for the first time ever and looking like a retard

>>725366730
You will never be White

>>725359134
Nigga, it's all neck

>>725368152
>blud lost an argument from a anime fan
You didnt have to share us your L bro

>>725368712
shiiiiet

>>725368373
Some1 sperging out in store.
"Uhm, can you not film this please?"
What is wrong with ppl? Like this recording would help your store's case against that raging retard.

>>725366443
>I'll never understand that
No shit retard when you keep burying your head in the sand you won't understand squat.

>>725366691
It was a texas airshow iirc. That smaller plane was supposed to swoop in under the larger leading plane and go in front of it, but the pilot panicked and tried pulling out of the dive way too late.

>>725366996
Not only that, but eating a sick animal could mean certain death as well, so many animals will avoid prey that behaves strangely, and some prey animals have evolved responses to take advantage of this

>>725368798
Could be corporate breathing down their necks over bad press
Could be corporate breathing down their necks over how it can prove evidence of their wrongdoing if they lay a hand on the insane person

>>725368146
What the fuck lol

>>725359629
that wels catfish picture is probably older than you.

>>725368798
asi*ns are very loyal to their wageslavery, they treat them more like spouses than employers

>>725358394 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U0HBgoMdLg

>>725359674
>japanese humor

>>725363076
Probably. Those ones didn't get to reproduce.

>>725368152
Spot on mate

>>725359690
c:

>>725358394 (OP)
>MMO have a exclusive achievement for one player per server

>>725368030
>loli

he's a boy and man have the doujins been incredible

>>725370065
Damn that’s a good idea, squirrels have been pilfering my feeders all year

>>725368215
People think penguins are weak but they have SOLID FUCKING WINGS and can basically throw EIGHT GODDAMN SWINGS A SECOND.

>>725368798
It's not even some small family business. This guy is taking it on himself to defend the dignity of a 7-Eleven.

>>725368030
>loli
Lolis prefer direct sword techniques like iaido rather than cockteasing someone to death like shotas do.

>>725367170
it's an old edited video, the crab eating corn is from a different video

>>725370065
>you can accidentally kill yourself with environmental assets

>>725367716
It makes me sad when even clean looking cows like this are covered in insects. Do they never fuck off?

>>725367584
>>725367678
You posted these in the wrong order. It's supposed to be
>favorite NPC suddenly disappears from game
and
>favorite NPC suddenly appears in the sequel

>>725371151
we haven't been able to domesticate oxpeckers sadly

>>725371151
No. If you ever watch animal documentaries of, say, the Savannah the bugs are always there. Most animals are completely covered in them at all times. They're assuredly numb to the worst of it, though.

>>725368113
underrated

>>725371562
>blocks the road
>taunts right after

>>725371562
cheeky lil shit, he did the junglebook bear necessities thing. prööööh :DD

>>725362750
Anon, why do you know so much about the sensitivity of fish organs?

>>725359401
>mizar in jet for gemini

>>725358394 (OP)
>>725371936
>skol

>>725368146
Baldur's gate 4?

>>725371225
epic
kino
epic kino

>>725370186
That squirrel is definitely going to try again. If he climbs higher he might even be successful.
I've been in an arms race with squirrels and they can be pretty acrobatic when they're motivated. Only reason I have a temporary win is because the one squirrel that could figure it out and knocked the seeds down to the peons moved on and none of the other lesser squirrels have attempted to learn his system.

>>725362750
>The acids in the barbecue sauce would be pretty painful for those highly sensitive organs.
he looked like a big fish

>>725371562
He did a sneer with his snoot during his taunt as well, very expressive.

>>725371562
>Now you's cant leave

>>725372503
Elephants are known to be jokers, very few animals pull practical jokes so plainly and enjoy them so much

>tranimal thread
brown thread

>>725367870
Me playing silent hill and bonking the retard nurses to death

>>725372781
>Nah, I'm just playing. You guys are cool.

>>725362010
Someone teach this man how to chug.

>>725367870
Ugh fine that looks like a fun watch
Sauce me pls

>>725367870
pass the salsa

>>725372781
That poor girl jumped off thinking she would be safe, dumbass probably woulda got crushed by the car if the elephant actually flipped it over.

>>725363213
>NOOO I WANT MY TRASH NUGGIES
>WHY ARE YOU EATING ME, THERE'S TRASH FOR BOTH OF US

>>725373136
Well she was about to book it and run until she saw that the elephant stopped.

>>725368798
east asian countries are the only first-world ones with good labor laws that are never ever enforced because the average person seems to naturally desire slavery

>>725364090
That cannot feel good

>>725373439
Lol lmfao she wouldn't be fast enough.

>>725358835
I don't have to, I live next to a lake.

>>725372781
>>725371562
I wanna be bros with a fucking elephant.
No idea how browns and blacks can be cruel to such amazing creatures
Except for the one that dug in the other elephants ass DEEP and ate the shit he pulled out.
That one is fucked up

>>725368798
>Like this recording would help your store's case against that raging retard.
How so? They already have their own CCTV. They don't want bad publicity.

>>725370538
>NO, YOU CAN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR JOB! YOU MUST HATE YOUR JOB NO MATTER WHAT!

>>725367870
>Pedophiles when the 8-year-old girl "seduces" them

>>725358394 (OP)
kek

>>725373772
Lmfao

>>725362516
probably because he thought it was funny. people who think it's funny to fuck with animals are usually pretty stupid.

>>725373692
Thats just normal ele behavior anon. They do that to their moms for spexial nutriants or gut biomes or.something

>>725364732
Well done, Mobius 1!

>>725373772
>surely my extra efforts and devotion will be noticed and repaid in full by the 80 billion dollar corporation!

>>725372781
>*sucks teeth*
>nah, you aight wite boy

>>725363673
Everything it hunts have very small bones such as rodents, or birds, which have hollow and soft bones.

>>725368384
>>725373040
>>725373087
The Elusive Samurai

>>725370186
Id rather feed a squirrel than some faggot bird. Crows and ravens excepted of course.

>>725362323
>>725362994
Orcas eat rays, retard.

>>725374331
So they have some sort of photosynthesis? Even though they're in the ocean?

>>725359215
always asking for hand outs baka

>>725366107
kek

>>725374179
Danke

>>725368798
If the clip blows up on social media, the company will quietly fire everyone involved.

>>725363729
maybe

>>725359674
The video where the devs show how this scene was made is pretty crazy. Basically they strapped mocap suits to salamanders and taught them to dance perfectly synced up

>>725372781
>practical jokes
>Elephant in the webm is clearly in Musth

>>725360421
There's a reason why bird people call sea gulls just gulls, because they're all over the fucking states. Hell, the state bird for Utah is a california gull.

>>725375104
>utah has 0 lakes

Are fishes even alive?

>>725373772
you are underage

>>725364597
Arent century eggs also covered in boy piss or something? The chinese have some nasty ass traditions.

>>725375271
No they just smell like piss cause of all the ammonia
They're nasty enough anyway

>>725362285
Since every tentacle has its own mini-brain, do you think he's having nine dreams?

>>725363590
he just didn't want to eat the autism penguin

>>725373772
Do you feel like a hero?

>>725374449
no that's okra

>>725375271
Nah and the Chinese hyped the shit out of them. It's only half a year at most they're left for.

>>725365913
>about to crash
>decide to lock your elbows
same decision process that made them ignore the shoulder straps

>>725375729
OOOOOOOOOF
GOD DAMN

>>725375729
It's just instinct to try and push the thing away, your lizard brain doesn't know that something can be coming at you at 100 mph

>>725366779
Y'all have to explain to me why we keep trees around airports.
You yts tryna channel the pagan spirits of the trees or some shit ?

>>725374449
LMAO

>>725364732
>that looks interesting, but have you seen the GROUND???

>>725364949
>>725376237
airfags salty at groundchads' popularity

>>725375785
push? maybe
lock your elbows?
youre just retarded

>>725375465
yum

>>725362076
>monster instakills you if you go too far beyond map borders

>>725375465
cute stache on kitty

>>725375729
* installing an emergency brake

>>725375271
The boy piss is a seperate medical egg that some pedo nbole convinced people was magic hundreds of years ago. Like i always said if you started a rumor that eating black penis would give your their sexual prowess and animal fortitude and blacks would be extinct within the decade.

>>725359690

"You got games on your phone?"

>>725362076
>get absolutely broke the fuck off direct chest blasted by a WHALE
>uninjured
HOW
FUCKING
HOW

>>725375465
weird looking monkey

>>725376778
He's just running on adrenaline. Turned out he broke every bone in his body and drowned right after this.

>>725367716
>mom said its my turn to use the scratcher log

>>725367170
>>725367048
>>725359296
>>725359109
>>725359051
the fact you retards cant tell its two separate clips the grab and corn is a clip ontop of the boiling pan

>>725377023
>posting bait articles
This should be a bannable offense. There is no elephant in that picture.

>>725373772
I'm sure the CEO loves you especially

Does anyone have the "Allosaurus had never seen such bullshit before" reaction pic?

>>725366465
Pigeon brought fleas/birdflue or autistic falcon mother could not go hunting, because the pigeon was there and let chicks starve to death.

Type "dinosaur with 500 teeth" on Google

>>725377023
>Payday 2 stealth

>>725366996
>>725369004
post yfw this appears above your prey's head

>>725377624
what is it

>>725358797
>white people kissing their literal children

>>725361304
Added it to my filter. Don't deal with low-iq subhuman shitposters ever again

>>725377303
>shitting yourself over a kitten
must be vampires

>>725367870
This lil nigger activates my pederasty instincts like you wouldnt believe.

>>725365470
did this thing evolve to mimic a giant fishy or eel

>>725373772
You can enjoy your job while acknowledging that the company does not have your best interests at heart.
Sacrificing yourself for the company is the dumbest shit you can do.
You work as long as you benefit enough to find it worthwhile.

>>725375563
>broke down crying
I mean, I'm glad he realized he was an idiot for getting in a fight over a few movies that didn't even belong to him, but that's an overreaction if I've ever heard of one.

>>725377757
No thats just Tom Brady

>>725366443
You are so fucking retarded, jesus christ.

>>725375785
if you're still controlled by your lizard brain then I don't consider you a human

>>725358746
Fish always look retarded.

>>725377773
>getting this mad

>>725368592
Behold! A man!

>>725368271
Literally was about to say. Both hands outward

>>725379163
Sorry that you're so low iq you call an obvious not ai video Ai faggot

>>725377023
>article about elephant
>picture is of a random pole
fuck off

>>725359334
>Objective: Survive

>>725377757
how the fuck else are the children supposed to know they are loved?

>>725368271
>hold your sword out
>they slash you from the other side
genius

>>725376778
it looks like he kind of jumped away and mostly dodged the whale at first
looks as though it would fall into water right after him, but perhaps the surface broke a significant enough amount of the impact

>>725358797
those fish suck the algae from the surface of rocks. but since there's not enough to eat there it settles for eating the mucus off the scales of other fish

>>725379268
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>725375465
heil sewer kitler

>>725379102
>walk down the street
>m'fucka be crashing his car in me
>end up hospitalized
>Anon tells me he doesnt consider me human when in the split second i saw the car i instinctually tried to push it away

>>725378773
Sounds more to me like he just wanted a reason to jump someone.

>>725378062
looks to me like romanis, parasites all the same

>>725379703
>co-op game where two lil guys go on a big adventure

test

>>725375563
>Immediately goes into a violent outburst
This guy isn't a wagie just retard with anger issues

>>725359109
watched this happen to a seagull once
birds are so cool

>>725379470
wow you’re an angry little faggot arent ya

>>725375976
my fucking sides are gone. what game?

>>725359109
>liberals around niggers

>>725380729
>ywn raise a deep sea creature to the surface so it bursts in your mouth from unpressurization for an explosion of flavor
why even live

>>725359484
I've seen a 6 foot catfish with my own eyes, at the lewiston levee where the snake and clearwater rivers come together

>>725358394 (OP)
>+10 attack damage

>>725363113
That's outdated info. Orcas started attacking refugee boats about 2 years ago. So only browns lmao

>>725379904
>noooooo you can't react in time
why do you think emergency drills exist faggot? getting people to react in a split second is precisely why we have fire drills and shit
the very thing that should cross your mind when something is off is how do I protect myself from becoming a statistic

Fishes don't have feelings to begin with

>>725360597
>i'm gonna put some dirt in your eyes

>>725380894
is that really whats happening?

>>725375729
What's the best move in this situation?

>>725367584
>this is what I learned up in the mountains

>>725381746
being urself

>>725381746
id assuming strapping in the shoulder staps and grabbing the seat by the head rest and hopefully or even holding onto the arm straps to help negate the crash energy propelling me toward the point of impact (forwards in this case)
that dude locking his elbows and using the wheel to brace for the crash was dumb but it was most likely due to a lack of knowledge

>>725362994
Nigs of the ocean

>>725367272
>>protagonist makes the ultimate sacrifice

>>725379268
*bonk*

>>725381746
Don't tense up or you'll break everything, put it in neutral and keep yourself moving forward unobstructed for as long as possible to slow down

>>725360212
Fuck off Hayabusa.

>>725382195
>Doing your gay sandwich board crap on 4chan
Fuck off, cultist.

>>725363610
Why are mammals so OP?

>>725359518
>>725359204
>>725359109
Pidgeons seem to have issues knowing exactly what they're looking at. As long as you have a beak and an eye...somehwere on your face they recognize you as a fellow bird. Doubt they've ran into many deadly birds until now.

>>725367224
Kek, I love this side of the human bean

>>725381739
nah its just stuck there

>>725366872
>Male Lions don't do anything, they are lazy and let the females do ever....ACK

>>725366815
linux users in the wild :3

>>725381604
>Fire alarm goes off
>I didn't react to it in .8ms
>Engulfed in flame
damn, I wish I had spent more of my life practicing those drills

>>725358743
Are these the ones that can release a neurotoxin?

>>725379268
funneh

>>725380624
>Shit on his faggy AI callouts
>gets assmad and calls me an angry little faggot
Sounds cool faggotron

>>725376778
it' AI

>>725383312
Unironically, how do you avoid dying if one of those assholes gets that close to you?

>>725362396
Kek underrated

>>725383521
Poke them with a needle

>>725368373
>Wolverine if he korean.

>>725380929
Always strange to think that some Anons live so nearby. I tend to think everyone else lives in the Big City.

>>725383521
Just don't touch it anon, pufferfish aren't aggressive.

>>725383615
>quills shoot out in every direction, killing everything in a 10m radius
I'm not falling for your bullshit anon. I know that's exactly what will happen.

>>725383521
you can probably just kick it away with your flipper.
or maybe even just swim away they probably arent that fast when puffed up.

>>725383521
you just embrace sweet puffer death

>>725383521
How do aquariums deal with the animals eating each other?

>>725359096
>yes koim consume product

>>725380729
Such epic enemies. Love it.

>>725379703
Its a bagger?

>>725383872
You'd keep the manta rays the fuck away from all the small fish, for noe.

>>725382474
>can insta-aggro some NPCs by selecting certain dialogue choice

>>725363142
smells like a dog, taste like a dog, fucks like a dog... might be dog

>>725383521
Squish 'em!

>>725384229
Did it shit itself?

>>725376592
>eating black penis
Hmm, sounds like bullshit but, I choose to believe it.

>>725383775
He's lucky to still have that arm

>>725359215
Slow down the fucking pour, little guy isn't gonna be drinking very fast. Damn.

>>725382293
They were approaching an intersection with red light that had cars stopped in every lane. They crashed into the back of a minivan carrying a family with kids. In the YouTube video they posted about the incident, they went on and on about how the crash impacted them and their injuries and recovery and never ONCE mentioned the innocent family that jew crashed his imbecile fucktardmobile into. Most jewish shit I ever saw.

>>725365214
>MGS4 final boss

>>725379268
*Tom and Jerry scream*

>>725368798
Asians dude. This is insane that he has been driven to that level of humiliation. Rise up Nippon!

>>725383872
Just keep them fed. Thats how they keep sharks from eating other fish in the tank: they wont waste energy hunting if they know food is readily available and they never really go hungry. Just like you dont try to eat the pigeons and squirrels that get close since you know there are better options available
You can see humans exhibiting same behavior into the other direction too: hobos have no issues cooking and eating pigeons since they know it can be either that or starve

>>725381746
Depending on your speed you can hit a point where nothing you do matters but below that point curling up and staying loose can reduce certain kinds if injuries. Staying loose is kinda hard in an emergency without being drunk as he'll before hand but wrapping you arms and legs close is usually better than stretching them out.

>>725375832
The trees were completely irrelevant, the left engine fell off the wing as it was taking off. Just Boeing Things.

>>725375976
that nigga has game

I sincerely love that nobody even batter an eye at >>725374835.
4chan is such a lovely place.

>>725383521
Are manta ray undersides sticky? Why doesn't the fish just swim away?

>>725384987
>>725385087
nasty lookin

>>725385095
suction

>>725361304
It's bots falseflagging everything as AI content in order to mask their own existence.

>>725383775
>insurance salesman for 37 years
>voted democrat 3 times, but registered as republican in 1984 and straight ticket ever since
>hes seen plenty of john wayne and clint eastwood so he knows about getting down and doing what a mans gotta do when he needs to do it
>will spend the last 6 years of his life eating himself up inside over having to see someone say they dont like israel for the first time in his life
Fucking retarded vermin.

>>725385343
what?

>>725359109
what was he thinking bros

>>725385417
Experience and intelligence bud, Its an archetype, making a joke. Just say "meds" or "schizo" if you ever read something longer than two sentences and dont understand it.

>>725359690
Have a feel that if you made these things angry they'd swarm you and suicide-explode heavy acid damage all over you

>>725383872
Pro tip, salt water fish are mostly aggressive to one another, but as long as they're fed, they'll usually tolerate one another, or find their own areas to hide in. And the animals that will just kill each other anyways don't go into the same habitats.

>>725385539
i rather understand first, call out schizo shit second.

>>725385247

Tastes good tho

>>725366406
Because it is my nature to do so

>>725383521
>WHIIIIRRRRRRR
>AH NO NOT THE SUCK AAAAAAAAA SAVE ME SCUBA MAN

>>725382143
They kill nigs tho

>>725385247
It's just a fish massaged so that it lays its eggs

>This thread is still up
What happens when you post vidyas in /an/?

>>725383869
why did he do it bros?

>>725366037
I hate that I saw this. the sight of that mother bird wailing in grief over its dead chick will haunt me for some time

>>725378773
>>725380028
>>725380569
It's Andrew Dobson, this literally did not happen the way it was drawn

>>725386440
nothing because that board is slower than a sloth on sedatives

>>725364090
that usually happens when there's a mare on estrus around, horses are dumb and will try to fuck with anything in front of them
the fact he can't tell whatever the fuck is a mule probably helps

>>725366107
Kek

>>725385087
is that really caviar? ew I don't want it anymore

>>725364732
WE GAAN

>>725386942
Watching the sausage getting made is never pretty.

>>725386942
Fag. Retarded urbanites shouldn't be allowed to eat animal products.

>>725381746
literally just don't do anything and take the damage, which isn't happening in a stressful situation like that

>>725366872
That's some Dark Souls tier parry

>>725384987
>>725385087
Heh, fusshy

>>725361846
day 10 into NNN im losing my fuckin mind

>>725364597
that's is so fucking funny

>>725371562
kek

>>725371562
Everyone's saying he's taunting them but he's not just doing that, he's scratching his fucking nuts.

>>725358851
>Del Lago

>>725361074
I'm nice!

>>725375465
how
my cat hates anything that isn't meat or meat based

>>725378062
I would shit myself too since I've already been attacked by a random feral cat and still have some scars.

>>725367868
Yeah it is. If we had a poultry animal that had the same taste/texture as beef, vegetarianism probably would never have taken off.
Cows are just a little too sapient to be ethical, but chickens aren't really an issue.
Still not gonna stop eating beef, but I'm not going to lie to myself and say that it doesn't matter.

>>725367170
If you are talking about Iberian pork, those are practically wild hogs and acorns are their favorite food.
Makes for some good meat too.

>>725384302
Well, that thing is scared as fuck. So yeah

>>725386615
>Andrew Dobson

>>725388420
Cats are guardians of the underworld. You should see an exorcist immediately if you haven't already.