Thread 216189755

Tell me about Orihime, why does she eat the bread-edition

>>216189770
pause

But hold the applause *beat resumes*

When I was a kid, the whole neighborhood would be decorated for Halloween, some would even make haunted houses on their deck. Now its barely anyone decorates. The Halloween spirit just ain't what it used to be.

finna intake edibles

>>216189809
Halloween died in the late 2000s unironically

>>216189810
Why you do that?

>>216189809
same. people are even lazy with their decorations now its just some inflatables and kids being driven around instead of walking

>>216189809
trunk or treat is soulless, and whats worse is that its a full week before halloween even happens. I dont know why parents are such pussies these days, the razor blades hoax wasnt even real

>>216189804
the creature is majestic

Found some of this at my LCBO, I am a happy camper despite them refusing to sell American liquors.

Really would like to get some sweet kentucky bourbon to enjoy at Christmas time tho. Delicious, sweet bourbon...brownest of the brown liquors.

>>216189860
I thought I told you in the other thread that trunk or treat has less to do with safety and is mainly about convenience? Why do you schizo faggots insist on repeating made up horseshit over and over even after you've been proven wrong?

drunk already and Im not even halfway through this bag in box

For me it's the pink innies

>>216189986
youre confusing me with another anon, this is my first time mentioning it
>mainly about convenience
nigga back in the day the parents stayed home while the kids walked around the nieghborhood/adjoining burgs, fuck outta here

>>216189991
>french
>drinking wine in a box

shameful display.

>>216190023
no sir you misheard me, I said you were "grotesquely obese and an insult to God himself"

i’m too cute to be living this humiliating incel freak life

even if you feel like you're living the worst incel chungus fuck life possible, just remember you have a family that loves you and wants the best for you. don't ever take that for granted.

>>216189991
Are you a lightweight

back from costco

>>216190139
wheres my glizzy

>>216190150
no glizzy. sorry

youre laughing
jamaica is about to be hit by a cat 5 hurricane and youre laughing

I hear costco is doing calzones at some locations now

I’m a stone cold incel. The depths of all stars shall sputter and return to nothingness before my celibacy is broken.

been playin' RDR2 again

dixie kino...

https://streamable.com/yukbk8

>>216190113
when i turned 20 i was feeling down, but my auntie bought me a cake and shit. she's a real 1 for that, my "friends" knew about it, but couldn't even tell me hpb or anything. worst thing is that another guy from the group shares the same birthday as me and they all hogged his dick that day.

>>216190133
I am a manlet fucktard

>>216190190
never been to costco but I imagine it’s like american ikea

>>216189755 (OP)
bleach is garbage anime

>>216190211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1iOXbx9my0

>>216189804
dumbass loser

>>216190229
fuckin love rdr2

>>216190248
Its nothing like IKEA

>>216190296
Yes it is

Canadians are so fucking stupid, holy shit. Keir Starmer’s a pansy faggot, but he’s smart enough to negotiate and not piss off Trump’s massive ego to secure better trade deals for the UK. Canada, on the other hand, is throwing tantrums because they can’t export to the US without import levies and being subsidized by its consumer base. Get wrecked by tariffs, stupid fucks. Feels terrible being a dual citizen of retarded countries.

>>216190288
what does that cowboy have to do with star wars

>>216190315
No it ain't

>>216190231
based auntie, honour the people who love you.

>>216190315
Do mexicans shop at costco or liverpool?

I wanna buy a chihuahua and name him Paquito

Mexican Home Depot must be wild, like do they have a bunch of gringos standing outside the lumber yard looking for day work or something?

>>216190288
it's kino, I didn't expect it to be from RockStar of David but I am probably on a 4th playthrough by now

>>216190388
literally nothing stopping you from doing this. they are not a great breed for Canadian winters thobeit.

>>216189860
The weird thing about trunk or treating is that it seems exactly like the sort of thing that would be a political culture war talking point (ie. the left/right is KILLING Halloween), but it's not. I live in an area that has a lot of conservative and liberal families and both sides of political spectrum aren't letting their kids go door to door like normal. Parents are just so needlessly paranoid these days about everything, I blame mom Facebook groups.
>>216189986
>mainly about convenience
>Americans won't even walk from door to door of their cul-de-sac housing developments for free candy
just nuke this country already

eat moar chiken

Talk radio is so boring. how did boomers listen to this shit every day

>>216190443
moooooo

>>216190355
Both

>>216190449
They had no other choice

Rockstar sandbox games are victims of their own design IMO. They're usually very well done and have so many layers to explore that it ultimately detracts from the main storyline/campaign. I think the only ones with stories to match their open world experience were Read Dead Redemption and GTA IV. All the rest just get cumbersome and I spend all my time robbing and murdering people like a piece of shit. It's just too satisfying to drag some faggot to death from my horse instead of going on some tedious "mission" to rescue Jack or something. And GTA V is impossible to play for more than 5 minutes without launching into a 5 star killing spree.

Any one of you a girl? could you be my gf?

>>216190402
No it's still just Mexicans sitting outside of it. That's what they do

i listen to a christian talk radio station

Just laid a very satisfying poop.

>>216190449
it wasn't always that way. there was a golden age, and luckily it's so thoroughly archived that you can listen to thousands of hours worth of it on Youtube for free.

"mild autism" does not exist. Being eccentric is not a medical condition.

>>216190449
Car Talk was kino

>>216190496
So do I.
K-wave 107.9

cummies, im sheepy

>>216190504
I had an explosive shit this morning (about 10 hours ago) and I only now just realized when I went to go take a piss that there was shit splattered all over the toilet rim. The shit hit the water with such high impact that it went up onto the bottom of the seat and must have run off onto the rim. It was all dried and crusty by now and was really hard to clean off.

>>216190496
>>216190523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSMFQHCELa4

gonna bake up some pork ribs for the first time ever
excited

Lost my temper and called momberg a bitch, now she's in the living room crying and going through her contacts vagueposting about how I was being "abusive" again. It might be over.

>>216190558
you should be roasting them not baking them

My bus driver used to play “The Morning Show” with Steve Harvey everyday

>>216190518
What people refer to as mild autism isn't eccentricity, it's being under socialized.

>>216190533
STAY WITH ME! DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT!

>>216190523
97.7 for me

>>216190568
here's hoping she kicks you out of the house and you have to stop being a worthless leech

>>216190579
Just let him learn and have fun

>>216190584
still not a medical condition

I'm fawkin zyzz brah

>>216190568
>calling your mom a bitch
Extremely trash behavior, hope she kicks you out

All the violent inbred islamic rape fiends went to Europe so now Iran is more European than Europe

>>216190579
my plan is to Roast ribs at 350°F for 2 1/2 – 3 hours.
Flip ribs and rotate pan halfway through cooking.

>>216190568
extreme loser behaviour, what the fuck did I just tell everyone here >>216190113
and here >>216190350

get the fuck in there and apologize you little asshole, you don't ever speak to your mother like that.

>>216190579
What's the difference?

I do a recap show of /cum/ every night on ham radio

>>216190616
>Israel wants to destroy this
What the fuck is their problem?

My mom is dumb as fuck and I tell her that

>>216190597
I just got off work an hour ago, stop projecting.
>>216190613
I know. I'm not proud of it. I'm not some perfect saint like you are that never gets mad, please forgive me flawless pinnacle of discipline.

post a picture of a red haired woman with huge tits sitting at table with a a beer and a cured turkey drumstick visible in the foreground

please sir, a morsel of attention

>>216190678
How do you say it and what does she say

>>216190637
Roasting is typically a bit higher heat and directional, i.e. using only the top element in the oven. Baking is more even heat from all sides, using both elements and sometimes the convection fan.
It does depend on how your oven is set up and if you've marinated/brined the ribs too, a dry rub responds better to roasting as it doesn't burn the way sugary sauces will due to the heat caramelizing the sugars.

I would say try both when you get the chance and see which one works better for you.

time for another beer
*raises arm and wiggles fingers while saying the above*

>>216190680
>trying to defend yourself
Lmao everyone gets mad, only sub-humans call their mothers names when they are mad

I head due to defunding a whole bunch of pirate HAM radio operators are trolling the fuck out of boomers these days because there's effectively 0 enforcement

to be fair His mom was probably being a bitch

>>216190751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VViSaIjgk00

>>216190631
Or maybe you're wrong and his mom IS a bitch? If she's airing dirty laundry and telling people he's "abusive" that's a red flag. Evening you actually hit your mother she shouldn't be telling anyone, she should be putting your wellbeing above all else and questioning why you hit her and rectifying the problem.

My boss is named Shannon

>>216190791
Is she a pretty girl
I've known some hot Shannons
Hope it's not a man, not sure why that's also a man's name

>>216190631
She's way too drunk and upset to have a rational conversation with right now. She's slamming doors.
>>216190753
She has a rule about not smoking in the house but it's cold as fuck tonight so I was trying to vape in the mudroom.

mi tink mi gwan smoke pon de weed

>>216190809
What's the over/under on a presidential pardon within 8 years?

>>216190813
She has a powerful broad build. Like a shot putter

>>216190827
AI is getting too good

>>216190600
it’s going to be delish no matter what, I dry rubbed it and am letting it rest for 6 hours
>>216190726
I’ll try the roast feature on my oven then

>>216190822
>alcoholic
>abusive(yelling and slamming doors is abuse)
>thinks vapor is smoke
Yeah, she's a dumb bitch.

>>216190827
Beer…

>>216190838
-500 %, Americans want him shot by firing squad

>>216190868
Yes but he also probably has a shitload of money

>>216190780
If he's an adult man living at home with his mother he has no right to start screeching and call her a bitch. He's a grown man, if he doesn't like the living situation he can get the fuck out and support himself.

Literally no excuse for that behaviour, any attempt to justify it only shows you are a retarded manchild who likely grew up without a father and developed horrendous attitudes as a result.

I should come to your house and kick your ass.

I once said "fuck you" to my dad and desu I regret apologizing to him.

>>216190837
Wagwan bossy me fi want da oxtail and peas

>>216190113
>just remember you have a family that loves you and wants the best for you.
Listen here you patronizing maudlin nigger-faggot, some people have families that *don't* want the best for them, and actively sabotage their life and pull them down like crabs in a bucket.
One of you boo-hoo "be happy you have someone at all" assholes always has chime in when someone complains about their family. Shut the fuck up.

People don't say faggot as much as they used to

I'm so bad at cooking it's shocking

>>216190837
>>216190891
I's gonna eats me a watahmelon

>>216190890
I beat the shit out of my dad when I was 17 and he basically changed his whole personality. Man never yelled at me again.

>>216190898
I don't say it because it would hurt the feelings of my gay friends

>>216190898
it's been in my vocabulary more lately
I fear for my return to public

I CAN TAKE ON
ANYBODY
I can do my thiiiing
I DONT WANNA
HURT NOBODY
BUT A BEE HAS GOT TO STIIIIIING
I'mma fix it if you mix it up, HOO HOOOOO
Talk smack, and I'm-a gonna shut you uuuup, HOOT HOOOOOOOOOO

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am the greaaaaaaaatest
MAN THAT EVER LIIIiiiived
IIII WAAAAS BOOORN TOOOO GIIIiiive

>if we stop growing the population the economy will collapse
>Only nations with growing populations have terrible economies

>>216190350
I love dark chocolate

>>216190964
Queens

>>216190892
Shut up you dysfunctional bitch, everyone's family is crazy but you make it work. If they're so insane and abusive that it's legit a problem, you disown them and don't speak to them. This tired shit about "oh they're always attacking me or coming after me!!!" shit is retarded. Literally just ignore them and don't see them. We have a few psychos in our extended family that we don't even acknowledge anymore, one of my aunts is BPD and I haven't talked to her in over 20 years.

People who claim their families are abusing them when they're no longer children are just choosing to be victims. When you point this out they get mad because they enjoy being victims and seeking pity from people.

>whaaa my mommy is a bitch!!
>she told me to clean my room!!
>she wants me to pay rent!!!
>I'm only 29 years old this is so unfair!!
>time to go on 4chan and whinge about it with the other manbaby fags who never grew up!!

>>216190880
I can support myself. It's not like she doesn't charge me rent. However my alcoholic elderly mother who falls down at least once a week cannot. Why is there always at least one of you guys acting like you don't shit? I lost my temper and told her to go be a bitch somewhere else. It was a dumb thing to do but goddamn I'm only human man.

>>216190964
That's the color of poopy!

I’m a Dread (whiteboy)

wtf, nobody on /tv/ knows Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu The Legend Continues as played by David Carradine! Fuck this gay earth!

>>216190995
I also love tacos

>>216190880
>if he's an adult man living at home
Capitalist retard. You fell for memes from the TV lol

You are entitled, it is your right by birth, to live with your parents until they die.
>screeching
Not an argument. Calling someone out on shitty behaviour is not "screeching." You are not permitted to misbehave because you had sex and raised the output. Procreation is not special or deserving of special treatment. If anything you owe a debt to the life and consciousness you spawned and molded according to your own selfish whims without their consent.

>>216190991
Get your own place and move out of HER HOUSE then you stupid fuck. Problem solved.

>>216191016
You ever shit your pants?

>>216190985
>Just be homeless bro
>Just move out and live with niggers in the ghetto
>Just snap your fingers and get a good job to support yourself
>Just ignore the people who live under the same roof as you while they constantly say and do obnoxious shit
I'm nta but you don't know how a situation like this actually works. The fact you think "everyones family is crazy" means you've only encountered normie crazy

>>216191028
Extremely shitty post Jason, even for you.

>>216191043
yes I have. I gave up shrooms afterwards.

>>216191059
I accept your concession, lumpenprole.

>>216190898
I like saying faggot but I can still acknowledge that the word has a long history of being used by homophobes to attack and demean homosexuals. I understand why people stopped saying it, it is a slut after all.
Retard on the other hand confuses me. When was retard ever used as a slur? It was originally a genuine medical diagnoses before people realized they needed more specific categories for the mentally handicapped. Even to this day, no one is going up to a mentally handicapped person and calling them a retard to make fun of them, and even if they did someone who was actually retarded wouldn't even understand they were being insulted. It feels like being upset over the word "dumb". No one is getting upset over that word and saying you can't use it because it's a slur against mute people.

>>216191037
But then who takes care of momberg, genius?

it’s getting hot, ha.

>>216191037
This is like ben Shapiro saying if the water level rises then everyone will just move

>>216190842
That's not A.I.

And neither is this.

though to be fair I was also blind drunk. But shrooms taste like shit, so what the hell.

>>216191052
No, it's because my family has their share of legit psychos and losers and I've had to deal with them. I've learned the proper way to deal with them too, and it's not to continually engage with them and have it ruin your own life.

>BPD aunt has been disowned
>alcoholic family abandoning grandfather has been disowned
>violent shithead cousin who steals cars has been disowned
>fatass crybaby weeaboo dipshit manbaby cousin has been disowned
>whorish second cousin on her 3rd marriage has been disowned
>dickheaded selfish step-grandfather who decided to give grandmother's entire estate to Jehovah's Witness cult is disowned

You people LOVE to claim no one really knows what it's like, as though YOUR life is so super special and totally worse than anyone else's.

Smarten up and stop acting like a baby, start acting like a man or else you'll be treated like a bitch.

inb4 more cope and excuses or just changing the subject to avoid confronting your own bad choices

>>216191142
>Shit yourself
>Shrooms taste like shit
>On multiple drugs
Bro.... Those weren't the shrooms you were eating...

>>216191161
have you tasted shrooms before? they're some of the vilest stuff you can put in your mouth.

I love women, sexy women specifically but I like pink innie pussies a lot

>>216191160
>You people LOVE to claim no one really knows what it's like, as though YOUR life is so super special and totally worse than anyone else's.
And YOU love to act like everyone's life is just like yours. You're too npc to see perspectives outside of your own

my cfb parlay is still alive buds

>>216191096
Who cares if she's truly that evil and abusive? Why would you want anything to do with someone if you hate them and call the woman who gave you life a "bitch"? That's seething incel school-shooter behaviour and the only way to correct it is with severe beatings and military-level discipline, which people like Jason will never ever get.

>>216191188
Would you eat spinnys pussy for her to buy you a game

This leaf posts like a boomer lol

>>216191193
You can't or won't refute anything I've said, so it just shows you know I'm correct. Stop coping and grow up lil bro. Or just scream at mommy like you're 5 and cry about it on the internet.

>>216191214
Yes

you know what really stirred me? 2CB. Like a safer ecstasy, I used it a while ago to stretch out my damaged ankle (I wasn't on drugs when I broke it), it was real fine. You can't OD either and don't get dehydrated.

>>216191227
If I mention why my situation is different from yours, you will say it's an excuse, because you literally can't comprehend existence outside of your tiny scope

>>216189755 (OP)
the bread girl

>>216190985
You just don't know these people anon. You don't know their life.

why THE FUCK did she give me her number if she had no intentions of even texting me back

>>216191129
That one is A.I.

>>216191258
wasn't her number you're texting into the void

>christmas ads
*sigh*

retarded life

>>216191249
>>216191252
Cool, please explain to everyone who it's acceptable for a man in his 20's to still live with his mother and get into shouting matches with her and call her a bitch.

I genuinely want to see how you justify this.

>But, Anon, she's your MOTHER!
And that's why she's not FUCKING DEAD now. The BOND was so strong that I didn't FUCKING KILL HER!

Hope I die

https://www.federalhockey.com/fphl-live

Game starts at 7:30pm EST (6:30 CST)

this is your first and final warning

>>216190880
You only have a small glimpse into this anon's life and living situation.

>>216191258
Lol when I left one of my jobs, my coworker asked if I have any social media, and when I said no she insisted on giving me her number. I texted her a few days later and she was hitting me with the strangest one word answers before ghosting me. It was fucking weird.

Another time, I got a girls number and she let me call her, saying "I can only talk for 30 minutes" and we ended up talking for 2 hours. I even asked "do you want to hang up since you said you couldn't talk long" and she said no. Then the next day she started sending one word answers and when I asked in the evening if I could call she ghosted me

>>216191199
Like I said in your perfect little Anpanman ass world probably everyone gets along perfectly because you can just disown anyone that gives you the slightest bit of grief. I love momberg even if she's a pain in the ass to deal with a lot of the time and she really was being a bitch. She'll spend the rest of the night throwing a fit and tomorrow if she hasn't already started drinking by the time I wake up I'll apologize. Guess that's about it from me, not much else to be done. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>216191315
Calgary took my team from me

y'ever think about how the idea of a $100 suit has changed over the last 200 years?

>screeching
>shouting match
Why do you do this feminine thing where you insert lies? Are you a roastie? 40 year old roasties on my /cum/?

>>216191293
We can make up all kinds of scenarios but none of them will be good enough for you. We've already deemed you an unreasonable asshole, anon. The discussion portion of this online encounter is over.

>>216191293
In a nutshell, sons are products of their mother's rearing. It's "acceptable" the same reason it's acceptable to shoot a guy who tried to rob you. Is it still good or ok that that a person is dead? Not really, but it's acceptable due to the circumstance. Obviously ideally it's better for no one to be robbed or killed or shouted at but the world doesn't work that way

This doesn't justify it in every instance, I'm just saying the world isn't black and white, my dear 18 year old

I think I'm gonna die soon

>>216191324
Here's a thought, if you truly love momberg - get her to stop drinking so much. Maybe try to look at why she drinks so much, and if you're contributing to it.

Women are mentally weaker than men, this is an established fact. As the man in this scenario it's your responsibility to NOT act like a woman and start screeching obscenities at her - ESPECIALLY because she's your mother.

Get control of your emotions, this is part of being a mature adult and not remaining an infantile trainwreck of a human being.

>>216191324
That's the thing these no-family faggots don't understand. They're the ones who walk out after one blow-up. Or their parents are dead and they never had to experience life as an adult with them around.

"Moving out" is a nonsense concept. It's unhealthy and wasteful and the small window where it was economically viable is closed. You out yourself as lacking economic sense and class consciousness when you pretend "moving out" is something positive and try to shame someone for not "moving out" like on the TV shows you watch.

>>216191279
i gave her my number and she texted me her name

>>216191379
I dont think soon but definitely within the next 10 years. I've never believed I'm living past 40 and I think it was planted in my head by some higher being as an FYI

looks like i wont be getting the october badge duolingogamers. tough luck!

>>216191362
>sons are products of their mother's rearing

Sons are products of their parents, not just their mother. The Anons ITT having a meltdown about why they should be allowed to call their mom a bitch while living in her house and shitposting on anime forums is proof-positive that many are probably the product of a FATHERLESS home - like Jason. This is a serious problem but not incurable. My dad grew up without a father and he turned out great because he found a role model, an ex military guy who taught him about cars and backpacking. Most of the sadsacks ITT just turned to the internet and get their morals from jewish propaganda or japanese cartoons.

When you confront them about their absolutely abhorrent behaviour they lack the mental fortitude to accept responsibility for their own decisions and instead blame past factors.

>yes I called my mom a bitch
>AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN IN THE FUTURE

>>216191412
she sobered up and blocked your goofy ahhh

>>216191443
>while living in her house and shitposting on anime forums
You're reducing complex situations to trivial shit like this. I'd even generally agree with what you're saying, but your stick is just way too far up your ass for you to be genuinely helpful.

>>216191456
fuck
you're probably right

>>216191443
The mother is 100% responsible because she chose the father. Not reading the rest of your post because it's clear you're literally a foid.

>>216191468
I'm giving my opinion based on the info at hand. If you've got details that might change things by all means share away. Otherwise I'm still waiting for you or anyone else here to explain why it's ever acceptable to call your own mother a bitch.

Go ahead and tell me how and why it's acceptable. I'm waiting.

>>216191470
alternatively: she had a bf and came to her senses the next day. we'll go with that, you ACTUALLY dodged a bullet.

>>216191493
You're stating you opinion as though it's fact and anytime someone explains why they can't do whatever you're suggesting, instead of understanding you're speaking to a complex person who is a ball of complex emotions and circumstances and decisions, you just call it an excuse. There is nothing I can say because you'll just keep repeating the same shit over and over until everyone who isn't you is conformed into what you want

>>216191443
okay kid

>>216191407
I'm all for reducing the negative stigma around not moving out, it's often objectively the best and most reasonable solution for young adults especially, but come on saying it's "unhealthy" and not a positive and desirable experience for most people is a bit much

Bitches have sex and procreate. Sometimes normal women act like bitches and should be told so they correct course.

Having sex is not some inherently respectable act. Being a parent does not demand respect. If you are acting like a bitch you ought to be told as much.

I've never called my momberg a bitch but I've put her in her place once or twice when she steps out of line.

does anyone want to keep me as a pet? im disabled so you don’t have to take care of me but i missed every developmental milestone so im still mentally a child

>>216191530
No one here has made a single attempt to explain why it's acceptable. You keep avoiding it too.

>There is nothing I can say because you'll just keep repeating the same shit over and over

You literally haven't given a single explanation, you just keep saying I won't accept whatever you say and then don't say anything.

Stop being such a fucking faggot holy shit, I actually want to beat your ass now.

>>216191563
You didn't act so brave when your mom got on all 4s and shook her ass at you

>>216191417
That's what I mean by soon. 10 years isn't a very long time really

>>216191574
>im disabled so you don’t have to take care of me but i missed every developmental milestone so im still mentally a child
wait what

I don't want to die young because I think my mom would genuinely drink herself to death.

>>216191533
It's only "healthy" or desirable insofar as their home lives are monstrously dysfunctional to the point "moving out", an inherently negative act, is the lesser of two evils.

>>216191575
I gave an explanation here
>>216191362


It's never good to call your mom a bitch, and it's never good to kill someone. But sometimes complex circumstances lead to understandable but undesirable interactions. It seems to be the "complex" part you can't understand, because no matter what I say you'll just be like "hurrr have you tried moving out?" Which is severely out of touch about the nature of the world

>>216191574
If you were a cute girl I would keep you as my pet and feed you a steady diet of mind altering substance until you forgot you were ever a human.

you guys suck man

Went to a halloween event with the bf and tried a few local beers

>>216191621
*men

>>216191621
i suck BOOBS

>>216191621
i wont suck your pp but i dont mind giving it a peck

>>216191574
Join the club.

>>216191639
what did you faggots dress up as

Wdup fellas

1/3rd of my parlay has hit

>>216191662
We didn't dress up this year because we weren't sure how long we'd be out, on actual halloween I might go as a wizard though, I like the big hat and I already have a nice one from a few years ago

>>216191575
Because you're a punk not worth the effort.

>>216191701
Done 'im

>>216191613
Saying it's acceptable is excusing the behaviour and therefore legitimizing it. And your analogy of a person robbing you is absurd - he's threatening physical violence up to and including taking your life - so yes it's a justified response to kill him if needed.

If you don't set hard boundaries and lines to never cross, you deem anything acceptable under some fluid circumstances.

You don't EVER call your mother a bitch and you don't EVER dishonour your parents. If they're awful, nasty people who abused you in your childhood you disown them and pretend they don't exist. You don't continue to live in their house into your 20s and fight with them like a petulant toddler.

My brother in law couldn't wait to leave his house when he turned 18, his dad was an alcoholic shitter and he hasn't talked to him in 12 years. He moved out and got a job working in a fucking lumber yard hauling wood for 5 years 12 hours a day. No excuses nigga. NONE.

7:22pm

Reckon I'll get a slice or two of cold pizza and get in bed and read a book until I fall asleep.

You ever clean up your mess with your pants and go the rest of your day in your underwear

>>216191714
Calling your mother a bitch can be legitimate, you simp.

>>216191662
I had a white bathrobe and a plastic Samurai sword I cut in half. I was going to make it look like the sword was going through my body and have a jack o lantern face on the front of the robe like i hari karid it there but i chickened out because i thought people might call me racist and got drunk alone in my room again instead

>>216189755 (OP)
literally me

Friday was one of the worst days of my life
>Detroit got assraped
>Flunked my test, hard
>Got drenched by a guy driving too fast through a watterlogged road.
Do you have bad days iyc?

>>216191714
>Saying it's acceptable is excusing the behaviour and therefore legitimizing it
It would depend on the precise context, maybe she is threatening violence? Regardless, I'm not calling excusing (word you're obsessed with and I'll be hit with no matter what I say) I'm calling for understanding and sympathy. Like I said, I'm willing to concede that you're right in most cases, but you seem unwilling to admit even the possibility of being wrong, that there could ever be a context where a loser son rightfully calls his mom a bitch (maybe her bitchiness is why he's a loser, idk)

maine is beautiful

>>216191757
Every day that I drive in my country is a bad day.

I tried to make a vinaigrette with butter because I didn't have oil

I have two pieces of smushed candy I left in my pants and forgot to eat. Im gonna take em to school to and offer them to people as a joke. I expect I can get like 3 or four jokes out of this

>>216191654
i was just talking to someone about this. i don't remember what topic sparked it, but after a pause, i said, "do you kind of feel like we didn't grow up? like we're just big kids?" and she said yes, instantly. she added what i feel too, that we have to fake it day to day. we act like what we imagine adults to be in public, but then when we get back home and the door shuts, we drop it. i asked her if she thought everyone is like this, or are there actual *real* adults in the world, where their attitude matches their inner feelings. we both agreed that there were, but they were probably made from a bunch of pain. so they were never really kids in the first place. i still think about that.

>>216191797
Sorry, I used all the oil to make my body sleek and glisteny

>>216191714
>You don't EVER call your mother a bitch and you don't EVER dishonour your parents.
You're either a kid or someone who was never around their parents as an adult.

Your dad is just a guy.

>>216191797
Did it split the butter?

>>216191758
>I'm calling for understanding and sympathy

Sympathy and understanding are female emotions that have no productive end, unless Anon wants to start being sympathetic and try to understand why his mom is the way she is. But instead he screams at her and calls her a bitch.

Perhaps Anon should recognize her complex situation and evaluate why she drinks so much and why they argue?

I'm not willing to accept a Jason-esque scenario where being a perpetual manbaby who abuses his mother is acceptable. Even if he is a product of her shoddy parenting, he's able to come here and see the error of his ways. Rather than reflecting on himself and going "yeah I shouldn't do that, it's shithead behaviour and I can't act like a fucking baby forever" he instead lashes out and says it's fine and justified. Again, this is part of being a mature, rational adult. Something severely lacking in some of the losers ITT.

Eating chicken nuggers.

>>216191819
Can you rub yourself on my chicken

Power will be going out soon
Gonna smoke weed and read my book

Stop writing so much

>>216191835
>Sympathy and understanding are female emotions that have no productive end,
I want to say you're trolling but you're typing so much that I think you're serious. Probably underage or spoiled.

>>216191844
he'll get poo on your chicken then you'd have to wash it in dishsoap like a negrokin

>>216191823
>Your dad is just a guy.
No he's not, he's the best guy ever and my best friend who taught me the most important things in life. He's the best man I've ever known. I do feel bad for Anons who grew up without a dad, and their behaviour often reflects this, but it's still no excuse for being a shitlord.

Have a cigarette

>you can't disrespect your parenterinos!
This is literally a jewish/christian thing btw.

I miss high school

>>216191869
Have two

>>216191845
>Gonna smoke weed and read my book
I hate doing this because I never remember what I read
>>216191867
You keep saying "excuse". It's not an excuse, it is literally the reason that things don't go as black and white as you keep insisting.

>>216191880
Pagans did not disrespect their parents. It's the whole basis of ancestor worship

Disrespecting your parents is fine if they're pieces of shit

I treat fat people civilly like everyone else (golden rule), but deep down, I think lowly of them and see them as below me. Is this normal?

>>216191904
Jason btfo yet again

>>216191858
Sympathy and understanding are the first things out of someone's mouth when they tell you why a nigger stabbing an old lady to death is actually OK, or why a heroin addict who raped a 13 year old is actually not so bad, or why your car being set on fire by a fatherless gang member isn't terrible since you have insurance anyways. I have sympathy for people who deserve it. Mistreating one's parents is not deserving of sympathy.

Dinner in bed.

Called momberg a bitch for good measure.

just bought a ps vita

>>216191888
>It's not an excuse, it is literally the reason that things don't go as black and white as you keep insisting.

Excuse and explanation are not the same thing, and I believe you're conflating the two. An explanation is objective and simply states why something occurred. Excusing it goes a step further and says "this happened because X and therefore you shouldn't get mad".

>>216191904
Only Abrahamism has slavish(literally) devotion codified.

>>216191907
This is how I feel about old people in general.

Being old doesn't give you the excuse of being a shitty person. Respect is earned.

>>216191926
Why?

>>216191921
>People use sympathy and understanding in negative ways, that means it's always le negative

>>216191922
>Called momberg a bitch for good measure.
no you didn't or you'd have recorded it for us. fucking lier

I like how everyone is pretending this guy has some super complex backstory riddled with details that would totally absolve him of everything but in reality he's probably just some fatherless chud tranny faggot like Jason lol.

>>216191969
ps vita games and psp games

my jacket just came in from shein for my cosplay
a little bit tight, but it looks good

How about that World Series

The reality is you probably weren't even a planned pregnancy. Your mother just wanted a cock in her wet hole and happened to get pregnant and abortion wasn't normalized yet so she was stuck with you and societal expectation so she played the part expected of her to the best of her limited foid abilities.

>>216192000
>he's probably just some fatherless chud tranny faggot
Damn I wonder what BITCH mom could produce such a person

>>216192024
nah thats u

>>216192020
got it on now. it's pretty exciting! go dodgers!

Girls be my gf

Gonna go see my MILF neighbour friend sing at a bar tonight.

>>216192020
REAL americans are rooting for the jays

>>216192016
should have got a steamdeck and some emultors

>>216192048
ok :3

>>216191510
we met at a singles event so unless she was lying, she doesn't have a bf.

>>216192058
Back off, he's mine

Why do fat women feel entitled to fit/skinny men?

>>216191867
Your dad might be a great guy, but he's not above reproach.
>you don't EVER dishonour your parents.
Sounds like your dad hasn't given you reason to dishonor him. Lucky you.

>>216192027
Shitty behaviour like the kind we see from Jason is usually from an airhead mom who doesn't have a husband. Basically just lets the kid do whatever and he ends up trooning out and becoming a mentally ill weeb who eats slop and lives on the floor.

>>216192054
nah I'm not gay
real hardware for life bitch fuck u

>>216192074
you finna boutta get HIT, bitch!!

Every negative aspect of your life, every failing in your personality, education, abilities, development, etc is the fault of your mother. She holds ultimate responsibility and blame. You become partly responsible at a point, but she is still responsible for your failing once you share responsibility.

Keeping in line with where this thread seems to be headed, what is the worst thing you've ever done to your parents?

Back when I was 15, I pulled a knife on my mom during a horrible argument.

>>216191888
>>Gonna smoke weed and read my book
>I hate doing this because I never remember what I read
Try listening to an audiobook while having a sesh, it's great fun.

>>216191965
Mothers were celebrated during the festival of Rhea in ancient Greece. The Norse had a festival called Mother's Night where they worshipped Freya, moms, and female ancestors.

>>216192086
Sounds like she needs to be called a bitch and put in her place

>>216192077
because they'll go for them. if you know something can happen, why would you bet against it?

>>216192097
I slapped my mother because she wanted me to go to my sisters graduation but I was too busy grinding RuneScape

>>216191591
what what in the butt

>>216192099
And that's a general thing and not codified slavery like Abrahamism.

>>216192097
I traumatized my mom by making her think I was a fundamentally broken person and it was all her fault

If your father is the greatest person you've ever met, then you don't know enough people.

>men are le loser incel neet tranny chuds
>Women are le dainty and innocent little airheads
Can one of you Canadian jeets go rape this foid please

>>216192074
>>216192058
I'm strictly vagina only, no dick and balls sorry

>>216192100
No she just needs a good man to show up and beat the fuck out of Jason with a thick leather belt a few times a week. Slap his shit and throw his head into the drywall once or twice. Make him chop some firewood and take his computer away from him.
Best case scenario Jason spergs out violently and goes to prison where he can't act like a baby anymore, or he grabs onto someone's pocket and becomes their baby forever.

>>216192077
Fat women have a MUCH higher chance of getting a skinny guy than vice versa

>>216192124
you only have a vagina? that won't work...I'm not a lesbian

>>216192126
Why would a low tier single mother of a low tier loser son be entitled to a good man, unless someone puts her in her place first and calls her a bitch?
Why does only the son require discipline?

>>216192119
My father walked out on my mom, got back with her a year later, then walked out again shortly after.

>>216191982
I've never posted a recording of momberg before, why would I start now.

I caused a fat girl to start her weight loss journey after she asked me the "What are we?" question, and I told her that I was only with her for hooking up and nothing else. She actually looks like she's worth dating now. Too bad I burned that bridge lmao

You remember when you were young, and you think your Dad's Superman, but then you get older and you realize he's just a drunk who wears a cape?

>>216192165
So I can jerk off to her

>>216192174
I don't remember any of that

>>216192164
Why would your mom breed with such a loser? What a dumb bitch.

>>216192116
Havamál stanzas 9 and 10:

9.
Happy is he who hath in himself
praise and wisdom in life;
for oft doth a man ill counsel get
when 'tis born in another's breast.

10.
A better burden can no man bear
on the way than his mother wit;
'tis the refuge of the poor, and richer it seems
than wealth in a world untried.

i love women of all shapes and sizes

>>216192204
This is worse than the scat spam

>>216192165
the point isn't her it's you dummy

>>216192180
Momberg is approaching 60, lil bro.

This is why women should have kids at 16 and not 30.

>>216192151
women and men are not equals, why are you treating them as such?

Can I finally post

>>216192211
ewww what do you dislike about it

>>216192214
So I just record myself yelling bitch but not her reaction? Nonsensical

>>216192222
I'd give your mom a hip and spine adjustment, "lil bro"
>>216192240
The fatness

My black dad is going to die soon.

do canuckians in college play CFL ball or our form of football?

If I was to have sex with one animal it would be a horse. That is a beautiful animal

>>216192231
Ok threads over, I rate your b8 8/10 it was fun

>>216192286
t. vaush

>>216192291
Make the new with this picture

>>216192257
i think it’s cute

>>216192286
for me it would be a dolphin based on the copy pasta, but its probably not true

>>216192304
Haha look at that little guy

Business idea: pretend you're crazy to go meet e girls at the mental hospital

>>216192332
"pretend"

I hated Eminem - Kim when I was younger but now that I understand women I get it
The part about killing a child still goes too far imo

>>216192340
it's better with the sound over it

>>216192340
This is a role model to zoomers top kek

>>216192344
I used to listen to White america on repeat when I was 8, dunno why

I lived in a 93% white town, there wasnt even a 'projects' part of the city

>>216192366
cause u got shit taste

>>216192097
my parents are divorced. amicably now, but this was back when it was contentious. my mother and i were arguing about something, and she threatened to not let my father see me anymore. she was going downstairs for the phone and i blocked her. i didn't touch her, but i stood in her way and my fists were balled. i was only a teenager, but i was a guy, and i was bigger than her, and we both instantly realized it. she went back upstairs, and i heard her crying. i told her i was sorry, and whatever we were arguing about, she could have her way. she said, "it's not that." and i knew i had changed our relationship. i still feel bad to this day. i will never live down the guilt or briefly having my own mother be afraid of me.

Make the new already you goombahs

>>216192375
>>216192375

>>216192372
tis a bop, thoughever

>>216192344
It's really funny to me that black people think he makes school shooter music because he wants to be black so badly

>>216192391
tis the point of propaganda I suppose

>>216192366
Same, I thought it was cool and edgy. Now I realize Marshall probably got buck broken by some Jewish executive into making a song like that

>>216192391
boop

>>216192374
she got owned