Thread 216197036

It's NOT over edition

>>216197034
Well no because we got an extra hour

yeah 3x

having negative thoughts about the government again

Yep, having that wank to Emma Watson.
Not really a bad plan honestly.

so this is it. the last /brit/

>Matthew Broderick
I don’t get it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsVnyeV_jMw
Yes, i've got no one around to pull me thru
I just need someone to turn to, yes I do
Doing my best just to change my yesterdays
Then I won't have no more errors of my way

In Ireland you’re considered a chud if you speak or know Irish

did they find that ethiopian mong yet

>>216197059
Thinking about her farts?

>>216197082
No one under 95 years old speaks it

>>216197036 (OP)
why are you up so early, little britbros?
tell me your stories
i'm a great listener

>>216197096
im a night shift worker and i was off tonight, i just beat the silent hill 2 remake, it was ok. nothing compared to the resident evil games desu

>>216197096
Driving to Ireland

GOOD movie, check it out

>>216197058
Sounds extremist. Starmers asshole is the church of England and you must go to church and pray for forgiveness radical!

>>216197116
>i just beat the silent hill 2 remake
then you are a better man than me, that game scared the shit out of me and i had to stop playing it
>>216197125
this man is going places!

>>216197131
Yes, lad. Made by and featuring actual ex cons from Liverpool
The opening few scenes are some of the best of any gangster film you'll see

>>216197150
Need subtitles tho

>>216197131
I liked it was a kid but I'm scouse and don't know if I was just happy to see scousers in a film. I didn't realise they had ripped off that scene from goodfellas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FtFRGxY3o
Then he journeyed for a long ways
And she was never in his mind
Came he home to just a memory
For the lady she had died!

Take good care of time to sow your own true seed
The summer's end will bring your leaving

>>216197125
I will assume since you have a British flag that you're either in Northern Ireland or you own an amphibious automobile.

is aussie internet still shit

>>216197193
nah it's decent now
still well behind europe I imagine but nowhere near as bad as it used to be

>>216197184
No I’m driving to Wales first and then getting on the ferry with my car

>>216197202
>let me tell you about my country!
why are aussies like this

>>216197216
proud of my country it's that simple mate
now off you trot

>>216197086
Nah just wanking to her face and body and fantasising about sexual intercourse with her.

>>216197213
hello i once took the ferry from france to britain and i got a bit seasick and i had to throw up but i made sure the puke landed in french waters
least i could do for my little britbros
i love you too much

>>216197227
>proud of my country
happy for you, koala cuntfucker

>>216197243
>i made sure the puke landed in french waters

extemely based, i love germany, i love my saxon ancestors

>>216197202
that's good. glad to hear. is the ping a bit dogshit for many games ?

>>216197202
also is it hard to get games online in your evening time or has global inceldom's rise made it not a huge problem ?

>>216197270
ping is a distance thing nothing we can really do about that
when I was a young lad playing halo 3 and that you'd get matched with americans but that doesn't happen anymore
>>216197281
plenty of pretty niche games (especially shooters) have strong australian communities

>>216197255
NOT IF I LOVE YOU FIRST

just gained a clue

>>216197300
THANKS. I LOVE YOU

getting a little bit homo in here
lots of men talking about how they love each other

just realised i got subconsciously influenced by this >>216197301
despite not reading it or comprehending it consciously before i made this >>216197315
post

*poot*

>>216197316
bum sex imminent

this tarq slag makes my cock so hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRkhgWjvMYY

>>216197094
Interesting..

>>216197096
fixing my sleep schedule innit
had it nice and proper but then my mate came down on wedneday and i fucked it up staying up til 5am 3 nights in a row

starting a new chapter of me life right this instant

>>216197212
9:01

>>216197384
it just ended...
*unsheathes katana*

Lads what would you do in this scenario

>Above average looks
>tall
>No job and no potential for a job due to severe mental illness
>Severely mentally ill
>2k a month to live on from an injury as a child (can't touch anything more than 2k a month forever)

>>216197377
heres a jif version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFMn19ntxGc
Under forest branches she came to me
Until the day she cried aloud a father I should be
That was the last that we met, I never saw her again
For she took her life on Princetown moor to save my worthy name

>>216197399
does that 2k a month go up with inflation?

>>216197399
probably stop using a made up illness as an excuse to be a wastrel

>>216197399
>Lads what would you do if you were an irrational lunatic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qzrq_jWH4Y

love r louise

>>216197414
Not sure, it's handled an estranged family member
>>216197422
No I'm genuinely mentally ill like schizo level
>>216197429
Exactly

>>216197399
I'd probably inject my stomach with anaesthetic then perform a surgery on myself as I lay on the kitchen table, cutting my lower ribs off so that I can suck my own cock better, maybe give that a try?

Lads what would you do in this scenario

>Above average looks
>tall
>No job and no potential for a job due to severe mental illness
>Severely mentally ill
>2k a month to live on from an injury as a child (can't touch anything more than 2k a month forever)
>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

>>216197399
i would give 2k per month to a nice stranger on the internet

>>216197486
GREAT post

>>216197486
I'd just be normal.
Sorted. x

>>216197490
How would I live?

>>216197506
With the satisfaction that you've made me so happy with your donation! x

>>216197486
>so i dont want to see you again
thats what chloroform is for

>>216197536
What about food and shelter for me?

>>216197550
awe don't worry babes it'll sort itself out x

that mcdonalds i ordered is still waiting for a delivery driver but i'm being very patient

Andrew’s friendship with pedophile Greville JANNER begs questions

>>216197600
i'm a fat bastard and not even i would have mcdonalds delivered

>>216197399
>>Above average looks
can almost guarantee this is inaccurate

And give those Irish hoodlums a drink?

>>216197036 (OP)
https://youtu.be/XI0vVvxq9rY

>Kincora boys were taken to Classiebawn Castle where Lord Mountbatten raped them
https://www.thejournal.ie/new-book-lord-mountbatten-kincora-sexual-abuse-6706653-May2025/

im above average everything :)
but I WILL be number 1!!

>Virginia Giuffre ‘raped by well-known Prime Minister
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/576602/virginia-giuffre-raped-by-well-known-prime-minister-us-version-of-posthumous-memoir-claims

>>216197779
clickbait and why do you give a fuck about NZ
swear to god no EU person has an identity and its just their country

>>216197486
love a returning gimmick

as a catholic and a humanist i cannot and will not condone rape but if the victim is hot i do get a bit jelly

>>216197699
Surely Americans outside big cities can't get food delivered?
You all drive 30 miles to shart in a Walmart

>>216197791
reading the article would help

Canada

>>216197710
You would be mistaken, it's actually scary the level of shagging I'm able to do while being mentally unwell with no job

sat in my little garbage can of a car waiting for the petrol station to open

>>216197779
i mean if it's a former uk prime minister and a bloke there's only so many people it could be

sir justin castro

>>216197801
yeah becase the link is designed to be clickbait, so it can go kis. autistic spastic (atypical EU)

No prizes for guessing how the predominantly elderly times readers reacted to this one lol

>>216197810
Get a Volvo

>>216197797
>outside big cities
We have thousands upon thousands of small/medium sized towns, each with their own group of restaurants. So long as you live within a 10 minute drive of one of them you can have food delivered.

>>216197813
it was the former israeli one apparently

>>216197820
still didn't read
lurk more newfag

Church Street, 1912 and 2025

>>216197810
so when you're near me darling can't you hear me SOS

alaska, home...

easy access, guarenteed(almost) guaranteed returns savings and savings packages needs to be retired if we want inflation to go away. its annoying that every 100IQ faggot with a job has 16K in their ISA etc. so they just print extra money for free with no risk or work, or even giving it to a broker. goyim begging to be in a simulation

Catberg

>>216197830
volvos just chug petrol like no other, terribly fuel inefficient cars

>>216197810
nice whip mate

you give them blackrock and charles swebab and what you get in return is your money costing you less thats the deal and you are taking it and you wont ever wake up

am woked. if only I'd died in my sleep

>>216197869
why should interest not exist? why should the bank have my money for free?

>>216197827
this country is effectively a nursing home that extracts wealth from the young and gives it to the old

>>216197894
bitches love a dingy shitbox

>>216197909
tired leftoid take

>>216197885
hope you're not planning on transporting him anywhere in that

>>216197922
bizarre that being against social programs, nationalised healthcare and income tax is now a lefty position

sunday morning wank? don't mind if I do

crazy how often everyone here wanks

woke up dead

>>216197885
Chonk

wanking over these horses

better than dying woke

>>216197968
is it?

Right well the coffee machine is patronising me now so that's just fucking great
Made to feel like a fool by an over engineered kettle

>>216198006
your coffee machine is very proud of you and so am i

>>216197968
recently found out i'm not normal since i very rarely wank multiple times a day

>>216197998
yeah that's why I said so son

catberg snoozing up a storm in my smelly bedroom

>>216198010
Would smash that glass on his green faggot face

>>216198028
tough crowd today

Time to bust out the peacoats and overcoats for Winter

>>216198028
dont be rude now

Thinking about those stinky Emma farts.

>>216198044
i throw frozen peas at the dog sometimes for a laugh she loves it

>>216198028
would you really though? maybe its wholesomeness would overcome you if you tried that.

>>216198018
I'm the same, don't get how people are able to do that. One and done that's me

That's exactly what /deutsch/ does if you've ever visited their general. They all sit around and post autismfrogs. Each thread has about 100 Pepes/Apus.

>>216198044
not cold enough yet

>>216198103
sounds less funny than here but significantly more wholesome than here

Want to learn to draw, but a drawing pad with stylus is so expensive - seems like a foolish investment when I can barely draw anything. My grandfather used to draw/watercolour birds and I'd love to do the same, but I hate ruining drawings with mistakes

>>216198128
can i recommend a pencil and a notepad

My penis is only 5.8 inches

think it's fucking insane I don't have a girlfriend

the toilfu got new glasses and looks even cuter now

>>216198115
It's fucking freezing m8

>>216198167
it's not officially cold until I can walk outside and see my breath

i never post in /deutsch/ tho
i feel closer to my britbros than to g*rmans
i spit on /deutsch/'s grave

>>216198167
what's the exact temperature and your mother's maiden name?

>>216198199
Ancestral submission broke your brain

Would you still be racist if black people were like Family Matters?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4R91CR-YZU

>>216198219
and my sphincter

>>216198150
lmao tiny

convince me to get out of bed

>>216198231
Yeah just hate how they look

The Sidhe, the fairy forts, that bespeckle Ireland's landscape are the doorways to the Celtic Otherworld

Samhain forms the hinges that keeps these doorways closed but soon they will swing open

big poo brewing

>>216198271
probably be bigger than my small 5.8 inch penis

can here a sea bird outside but i am in fact not near the sea

heart rate is too high for a pre bedtime wank so just a cup of chamomile before bed then

>>216198271
ktim

Can hear a black bastard outside but I am in fact not near Africa

>>216198302
you ever get bored of your own posts?

>A man dressed as a Nazi SS officer was kicked out of a Georgia bar after allegedly breaking a woman's nose with a beer glass.

>Kenneth Leland Morgan, 33, was arrested in the early hours of Friday morning following an altercation outside of Cutters Pub in Athens, Georgia.

The National Revolution has begun!

>>216198311
Nah

>>216198199
Are you Bavaryan or SAXON?

time for a labubu wank

>>216197869
money is printed by banks retard not by you having something in your savings account
thats you lending to your bank, and you can't create money
banks on the other hand create money when they lend

suck my dick EU bugman

>>216198343
Servus!

posh crisps for brekkie

>>216198343
my mum grew up in west germany and said bavaria was the most beautiful place shed ever been, is that true?

>>216198231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8wQYK1tJUc

>>216198420
FOY

>>216198420
fried foreskins is it today lad?

Any owls, hawks, eagles, kestrels or falcons in?

>>216198423
think about this every day do you

>>216198420
nvm i had a delerium where i read chips idk why been playing toontown for hours now like 14

>>216198432
hooting

>>216198420
right well that's a willy isn't it

>>216198424
homicide rate was higher in the 80s than the 90s thoughever

wanktoil: complete
vidyatoil: begin

>>216198411
SERVUS BURSCHE

>>216198423
bavaria is beautiful beyond belief

do hast me

sir horrid henry

>>216198477
now do overall violent crime

>>216198438
kestrel sounds like such a weak name for what is a powerful killer
like if someone threatened me with a hawk or an eagle i could be worried but being threatened with a kestrel sounds like nothing

awful lot of RE2 clones getting released on steam these days

still cannot believe what was posted randomly, out of nowhere yesterday
bloody hell

>>216198420
Why have you got your penis out?

>>216198520
sometimes i overshare
sorry
it's not just words, it's also cum
and sometimes pee
(i have a weak bladder)

>>216198513
overall about the same but was rising in the 80s and dropping in the 90s

>>216198441
no

The British State can find deleted social media posts and be on your doorstep to prosecute you in hours but it cannot find a mentally ill child molester in prison issue clothing wandering aimlessly around the most surveilled city in the world, not even attempting evasion.
The state also asks for my cooperation in finding this person while spending my money on CCTV vans to make sure I didn't leave my car parked somewhere for too long.

>>216198547
wrong

>>216198520
What was it

Fond of an osprey meself

>>216198438
for me its the buzzard

>>216198569
you can just look at the graph mate
the numbers dont lie and they spell disaster for you

For me, sparrowhawk

just seen a lads willy

>>216198559
easily one of the most hilarious parts about it is that he probably doesn't even know what's going on or that they're after him
he's just going about eating kfc and it's like he is some criminal mastermind evading pursuit
>we're running an experimental psychic scan to find him
>sir, no brain activity detected
>damn, this guy must be good

ktim

>>216198559
Extremely funny story, even the police asking him to turn himself in

really it's 8am

>>216198660
time for some gaming

>>216198559
mainly because actual police work is hard, but online police work is easy
it's as simple as sending a request to whatever social media platform for your IP, then sending a request to your ISP to get your address. all of which can be done in minutes by a single officer behind a desk
it's so easy to make arrests this way that the actual skills of combing CCTV, following a trail and gathering evidence have atrophied

nigger

Millenials are killing the sawn off shotgun industry

How did my fellow Brits enjoy their extra hour in bed today?

Why don't they use AI to find the brown nonce

>>216198746
Why do they do this shit on a sunday and not a working day, it's just joyless planning

Morning lads, another day of misery and squalor is it?

Always thought Kyle Reese from the Terminator was one of the best characters in any science fiction film.

Biehn portrays him amazingly well. Really good character who shows toughness, determination, sadness and romance.

>>216198746
Was working nightshift so had to stay an extra hour without being paid for that hour

>>216198769
>Really good character who shows toughness, determination
literally the opposite of me
>sadness and romance
literally me

Just seen a video of a bunch of scary looking muslims in all black with covered faces marching straight through a Unite Against Fascism march chanting 'Allah Akbar' and some weedy little leftypol bloke says 'w-we're on the same side!' down his megaphone and gets 'NO WE'RE NOT' barked into his face by one of the big muslim fellas that would snap him like a twig
Will the penny drop soon?

>>216198795
d-dad?

>>216198769
didn't like him for ages because i saw terminator 2 before terminator 1 for some reason and he's one of the most boring bits of terminator 2 if you're 5 and didn't see the first one

Signing up to be a cog in the machine x

>>216198809
>2 if you're 5
i was told there'd be no math

>>216198762
another grim day in the mindless march towards cirrhosis and early death

>>216198637
where was he going

You don't understand [redacted] only 5
5 is young

>>216198840
me? living forever. dying is for children

>>216198762
actually no I'm meeting up with dadberg for a catch up over brunch in a couple hours x

And the latest mn update?

just had a cracking fap to sisberg’s nudes

Doctor friends' anecdotes about pulling compacted poos out of down syndrome kids' arses

>>216198866
>x
when brits drop an x at the end of their posts my heart melts a little
and by a little i mean a lot
(i am soft)

>>216198762
you know it

>>216198880
I deserve that although there isn't really any other way of describing having a big fryup at 1030

>>216198852
to his death

>>216198897
that's still reasonably within breakfast hours

>>216198199
Dich kleine Schwuchtel würde wir sowieso direkt rausmobben.

>>216198918
this is not a native german speaker
but i still love him with all my heart

someone with severe assburgers started talking to me in the petrol station and he was stumbling over his words and fidgeting and he had yellow teeth and all I could think of was my god this is the type of creature I routinely chat with on 4chan

Is a fucken voiboi longneck at 20 to 8 in the fucken mornin technically brunch? Most Australians have breakfast far earlier than that.

>>216198927
that was me

>>216198927
Should of asked it about nettles

>>216198927
was he talking about pokemon go?

going for me run in a minute

>>216198966
Hope you trip and fall into a muddy puddle and a gaggle of cute girls laughs at you

>>216198966
what are you running from, little britbro
the popo?

>>216198966
jog on

should be 9am but really its 8am. Mad mental cant believe it.

>>216199000
jog on i shall!

Es bleiben im Raum: Mousey, Diego, Malaponte, und Nazimong

>>216199007
Queenslanders don't have this problem

Cloggy was here™

>>216198966
Same, just having coffeeberg and then I'll take a big shit
Tired and hungover today tho

>>216198955
no he was telling me that his dad worked at the same place I did and asked if I knew him and I had never heard of the guy but politely pretended I had
now I'm wondering if his dad is just as much of a spacker

i've woken up woke. death to the patriarchy.

say what you will about the Indians, but they're right to say that grok is fun to use

>>216199098
I woke up dead once, wouldn't recommend it

how would i go about making ai porn

>>216198128
your grandfather sounds like a boring gay cunt

>>216199096
Did he offer you an Altoid mint?

>>216199118
Yeah alri Frankenstein's creature

>>216199069
Wonder what her parents think of this

>Eight Reform UK councils 'set to hike tax' despite party promising to fight for lower rates

,AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Does rorke have a humiliation fetish? He just can't stop getting played by Farage

>>216199129
no and if he did I would have declined it since his hands are probably covered in poo and dried cum

I'm a government man

>>216199160
At least the boomers that are getting elected in the rorkewave are sane enough to accept reality
Not like Italy where they started having fucking bridges fall down

>>216199160
theres no money left mate
time to tax the poor
get rid of benefits

Alles für Deutschland

>>216199155
Very proud that she's not a racist like her brother Rorke.

Hadush Kebatu hidden in my attic like Anne Frank

they must be monitoring the seat of my chair

>>216199198
Cor imagine being one of the partisans turning this deadshit into pink mist

So hungover and got to drive across london to get the gf from city airport in a couple of hours

>>216199222
Anne Frank liked 14 year old girls too

having anne wank

Want to get out of bed but kittenberg has curled up in a ball next to my chest under the duvet to shelter from the cold

warm cruzcampo for brekky

>>216199258
city airport is one of the best connected airports in london
she cant get public transport home?
you'll be out there in your polluting car spewing out CO2 and gases all over teh place

>insists she's "frank"
>hides from authority
who writes this shit

>>216199297
post kitten

>>216199311
she's always been frank and earnest with women
In antwerp she's frank and in eidhoven she's ernest

>Nigel Farage slammed for 25 working days spent recording Cameo videos
Working hard

>>216199297
feed me a live cat

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hate it when youre wiping your arse and your finger goes through the paper then you just end up smeaing shit all ove the place

>>216199386
fuck off cretin

he's VERY late today

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>>216199399
the clocks changed and mucked up his bot

the oriental women tend to dress more modestly compared to whites

>>216199410
fat cunt

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>>216199415
hes chinese x

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>>216199405
he would be on time if it was an hour ago

*guitar solo*

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>>216199441
made me titter this

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>216199441
*points at the sign*

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>216199412
doesn't stop them being the kind of giga whore you'd expect to find walking the streets of Sodom mind you

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

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