Thread 216314032

*appears before you all like video related*

What are YOU going to do about it then huh?

Yep, it's the morbius bathroom dance scene edition.

>>216314032 (OP)
Mad how big Matt Smith's penis is. Not even joking, have you seen his fappening leaks? He's fucking huge.

>>216314165
I don't plan on seeing, I'll just take your word for it

>>216314162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXrzgm5SikU

me when I'm within 10 feet of a woman

>>216314111
>>216314120
>>216314127
Glad its not just me. The overarching conspiracy is a confusing mess and Mulder and Scully would have been killed off by now or at least fired

>>216314165
Wonder if the tardis got larger every time he walked back in

>>216314165
are you bent

wassup gangsters

>>216314234
Why? Because his girthy cock would have gaped it larger? Is that your logic?

>>216314214
"it's Chud"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2SNOeHuso

every white bitch I like turns out to be a witch

it keeps happening

i'm getting scared now

should really hit the gym but what's the point. to end up as a gymcel?

nth for the gyaldem

8=====D -.
'.
'.
RORKE

tradcaths and chuds called out

>>216314322
me at the church fruit market

>>216314266
That's the thesis, or at least in as much as I've been able to deduce

>>216314322
you know I can't lie my g

wanking to overwatch porn

>>216314340
scrom

Wilhelm Defoe also has a very large penis

mum just caught me with my nob out :/

>>216314322
she's done them, God will judge all extrinsically religious internet Christians
>>216314351
Have your published this thesis in a scientific journal yet?

>>216314348
nini

Catberg all cuddled up comfy so now l cant eat dinner ffs

>>216314385
Waiting on a peer review

>>216314382
how

i fucking love legs

>>216314430
Me but eggs

>>216314382
did she wank you off?

>>216314322
what does this mean

>>216314470
he'll convert on his deathbed

>>216314289
probably 2 or 3 generations down the road every juvenile will be loaded up on ozempic and trenbonol, at least once AI biomonitoring is advanced to the point that there's no health-and-safety excuse not to
but really it's just so that sports competitions and prizes continue to go to the clubs who can purchase Kenyans raised in the Andes, not to toilberg's test-tube babies pickled in HGH

>>216314482
Which of the 3000 made up gods do you think he will prey to?

>>216314484
erm so should i hit the gym or not

>>216314482
I already debunked your deathbed conversion infographic, all of them were made up by delusional Christcucks - wanna post it again?

How would you feel about having sexo with a big, strong, athletic girl? Would you be too intimidated?

>>216314470
Yes he got it right

>>216314499
Allah is a safe bet

>>216314499
Me

>>216314500
Don't get advice from him, he's a marxist and a SEA visiting nonce. He's probably got a BMI of 10. Go to the gym lad

>>216314505
surely this is hindrance

>>216314499
done that kike worshipping freak in

>>216314500
dunno if the NHS does it but ask for ozempic
90% of weightloss is calorie intake, a variable rate of muscle growth is hormonal (get your T levels checked, but no need for assuming they're lying or setting you up for failure if they say you're in normal range)

>>216314430
corrrr

>>216314547
i think your bmi needs to be 30 for ozempic. i'm not that fat (yet)

Odourless yet recurrent flatulence

>>216314493
ayo

I'm becoming unhinged. Feral. Wild. Time to make some moves...

>Chinese biogeneticists have given monkeys autism and schizophrenia

evil lot those chinkers

>>216314465


>>216314470
yh He is

will hitting the gym get me this

Off to the wildy

lf l worked with Mulder l'd call him Mouldy

matt smith has a greenis i hate it i hate it i hate it

>>216314619
yeah you'll get porked in the arse aplenty

>>216314634
Mouldy Mulder, ha! Bet he'd soon get tired of it

another one bites the dust

>>216314617
>anime
>twitter
>religion
dogshit post

>>216314662
"pack it in! fucking, pack it in NOW I'm not mouldy!" he'd say

>>216314667
mental how all politicians are ubiquitously corrupt cunts without exception

>>216314322
ironically she is an absolute piece of shit and her husband is a jew and a paedophile lmao

>>216314610
How did they test for autism in a monkey lol

A woman’s butthole is like a 9-volt battery: you know you shouldn’t but at some point you’re going to put your tongue on it.

hey niggers

>>216314465
you're not a real Christian unless you let sub 40IQ feral negroes and arabs rape and bomb your children or something

Central London location.
Management level role.
Employed by the King himself.
30K.

This country is having a fucking bubble lad.

>>216314736
the scientists probably observe the autistic socialization and behaviour

>>216314752
They've got billions and can only do 30 grand a year? broken britain in full swing

>>216314713
broken clock if true, I heard her husband was a dramatubing grifter but I never looked into it

>>216314752
Surprised it isn't an apprenticeship

woke up at 6:30 this morning but managed to preserve some dignity and waited until 8:30 before i started drinking

>>216314752
mental. i do complete mong data entry work and get paid more than that

>>216314470
there are many wrong statements so this is also wrong

>>216314801
what's the longest you can wait before having your first drink of the day?

>>216314816
Go on then.

if you ponder for a moment it's logical to conclude that there can only be one god, and not many

Imagine the smell.

90% of british women look like this

average penis size UK real

>>216314860
That pinterest? Oh I've got some lovely stuff come up on there ;)

need to find a way to stop being fat but reckon it's impossible

>>216314273
Well it's not like I'm good for anything else.

>>216314801
do your co-workers know about your drinking?

i know this slanty eyed chinaman who has a cute white gf
it's not fair lads

will hitting the gym get me a girl like this? keep in mind i'm a socially anxious incel with no friends

>>216314752
the jobs for an ILR
slave labour

>>216314874
/brit/ not google

>>216314874
Dead on six inches me, like dead on. Maybe a femtometer longer. Doable, but unfortunately very slightly on the skinny end. Thinking of getting some injections.

everyone on benefits should be annihilated

>>216314891
of course not, why would it?

>>216314891
isnt that Sneaky?

>>216314907
everyone keeps treating gym like some holy cow and i'm trying to find a good reason to go

never measured my willard, never taken a picture of it

>>216314905
Boosters don't make your cock bigger lad

>>216314897
don't know what that means lad wots an ILR

>>216314752
>our vassal, Anon, has refused our offer of the title of Reservicer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8qRlykkqIM

>>216314927
leftypol and his mates will be well chuffed

>>216314928
Wouldn't synthol injections make it thicker? I know there's not much to get it longer that's not what I'm after though. Want more girth, to clarify.

>>216314933
indefinite leave to remain
an immigrant whos conned the soft government into letting them stay here for the purposes of slave labour

>>216314752
sir royal butler

might have pasta, might not

Why's it so normal in here right now?

>>216314747
>t. trad west follower

>>216314980
>lord miles
>tristan tate

both not real christians

britain is absolutely finished

schizo MK Ultra test subject

Proud to call myself part of the Wind rush generation

>>216314986
TURN THE PAGE
SIR LITTLE DARK AGE

>>216314980
>run by some random jeet from new delhi

>>216314986
desu it's not a bad idea if we freeze the pensioners

alri lads, just got home from toil

i smell like sex
made the gf orgy from 'lingus

why do indians love facetime so much

>>216315021
Literally me

>>216314862
gorg x

no body care me

proud to call myself part of the bum rush generation

shondo is playing postal 2
https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow

>>216315052
I care :)

>>216315052
i care you !

ah sneaky, the original 'just doin a bit of cosplay for a laugh haha'

Jay Dyer said that America is still secretly controlled by Britain through the British Zionist bankers such as the Rothschilds and they want to create a one world government for the Antichrist.

>>216315052
couldn't give a shit, personally

>>216315025
larft'd at this one
>>216315029
trad west is quite old i believe it may be older than the jeet making trad european accounts phenomenon
>>216315052
naeb'y care la'?

if i see another advert with niggers in it i might just pitch a fit, we barely even have niggers in australia and they're featured in like 80% of advertising, utterly ridiculous. i know it's the same in britain but you guys at least have a big nigger population

>>216314747
>>216314322
A lot of this is what I call hippy Christianity. It erroneously teaches pacifism whereas Christ said “I come not in peace but with a sword” as well as bending over and taking it from foreign invaders. It’s intentionally misguided and a perversion of Christ’s teachings.

>>216315086
he got shagged yet?

>>216315089
its like when Russia blames us for stuff. Its flattering but we're really not that powerful

thought Jay dyer was that lad who fell of a cliff in ibiza

>>216315098
pscr

>>216315107
wassup dude

that's someone's son

>>216315118
it was tenerife

>>216315113
Not sure. Explore at your own risk
https://coomer.st/fansly/user/706599003520774144?o=50

CYKA BLYAT!

>>216315089
but what do you fink, catyank?

might go have a piss and then fill a bowl with milk and then put cereal in the bowl and eat it

love salt and vinegar but it gives me mad chemical burns in my mouth
sailor vee as the frogs would say

>>216315154
wtf
shame he's fat doe

>>216315161
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits?
Puttin' on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day coat
Pants with stripes and cutaway coat, perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz

I can't fucking take it anymore

>>216315154
grim
Grim
GRIM

>>216315189
ktim

>>216315189
why
what's wrong little anon

remember that bloke whose head fell off in edinburgh on halloween last year and some drunk lads thought it was fake and were messing around with it but it was a fella's actual head that had fell off

could have noodles and a tin of mackerel

But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and
The light that you shine can't be seen?

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, stranger it feels, yeah
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey

>>216315217
yeah

>>216315217
well surely it couldn't have just fallen off now

>>216314288
wiily dafoe looks really young here

>The Labour-run Camden Council, which includes Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer’s constituency of Holborn and St Pancras, has developed guidance for dealing with “white male oppressors”.

>In the advice, the left-wing run authority has issued a “toolkit” on the presence of statues that it claims support the “white, male dominance over the people”.

>Camden Council’s instructions pledge to abolish the “white gaze of traditional memorialisation” in favour of a “truly inclusive and representative of our diverse and vibrant communities”.
https://www.gbnews.com/news/london-council-white-male-oppressor-guide

New Labour anti-white racism just dropped

£70 for a videogame?
I think I'll pirate it!

>>216315239
>>216315243
This track goes hard as frick
https://youtu.be/k_b997yRork

>>216315253
won't stop me from pulling up to ice wharf spoons in camden and colonising some brown galdem

>>216315271
What game?

Stuck in the backrooms of the Job Centre

New robot just dropped

>>216315217
>head fell off
I hate when that happens.

sir jimmy savile

watching BARN OWL FUCKS UP KESTREL THAT NIGGER BIRD FUCKED WITH THE WRONG NEST videos

>>216315239
he had a rare condition

Just joined the Liberal Democrats.

yer drinks supposed to fizz like that luv it's sprite and grey goose

His skull fell off

THAT LITTLE SPIDER
SHOULD'VE PRAYED
TO THE MANTIS

>>216315327
camden is one of the more disgusting places i occasionlly go through alongside finsbury park and dalston

jumping into a pit of molten lava to put an end to my sorry incel existence

>>216315399
is the bridge punk nonce still hanging around?

>>216315410
pscr

>>216315381
phwoar love a bit of karl

desperately need to get a job and sort my life out

in bed x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Gs_vMXMlY

OH SHIT

SHE FUCKED UP BIG TIME

2 ON 1

SHIT SHE TRYNA FIGHT BACK

OH SHIT HUGE MISTAKE

>>216315419
dunno.
did see bunch of punks on the bridge not long ago

Are there any punks or goths in Camden or is it completely wogged now?

>>216315063
for me it's nimi

2 of shondo's past streamer buddies in this pic x

Might make a tinder again.

>>216315442
when will your jobfinding quest begin?

>>216315464
qrd on her lore drop?

>>216315442
ktwm

>>216315442
don't think so

Portal 2 was a good game.

>>216315463
yeah theres still bridge punk who occasionally tries to feel up girls

>>216315364
ah fair enough then

>>216315487
yeah

>>216315464
ah yes shondo the literal paedophile? the one who roleplays as a toddler and fantasises about being raped?

Mirror's Edge had comfy frutiger aero aesthetics.

>>216315302
im going through a kpoo phase at the moment https://youtu.be/RjXXSsVNncQ?si=Y30FGPxj5_g8T--O

took a bird on a date to camden town once

>>216315518
shondo is our girl

#rorkeout

There's this shadow somewhere... it was pushing people off their bikes.

>>216315531
hm yes i imagine you're into that sort of thing

>>216315474
she found out she was pregnant and had a woman moment

>>216315518
I was in a shondo stream where she was shitting a nonce teacher at her school

showing my age a little l remember legally buying maagic mushrooms in camden

Anyone else noticed that since the introduction of the Online Safety Bill Britain feels a lot safer?

>>216315463
it is breddy wogged and tramped up

rancid place

Windows Vista and Windows 7 were such a vibe ^.^

>>216315550
you must be like going on 50

London is like Gotham City now, you could get stabbed at any moment

i think fannies look and feel like the underside of a snail

>>216315576
Are you the drinks poster?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyawqRCuFL4&list=RDKyawqRCuFL4&start_radio=1
finna dance

shame everything is shit and only getting worse

>>216315526
>generic yank pop music but you cant understand the lyrics
dogshit

rorke walking through camden market alone staring at couples and overpriced food stalls
ending up ordering an all day brunch and budweiser from spoons

>>216315522
that is a peter

>>216315594
lol

>>216315522
verboten

>>216315600
i just love watching the sexy ladies dance

>>216315596
everything in this world is going to shit apart from vidya

Amazon Prime showing the same ads for the same 3 films every 10 minutes

>>216315576
vista was a shitshow but 7 was hated almost as much despite being more stable. most of the hated parts of vista actually stuck around, except they let apps (formerly programmes) skip asking you for approval more and more
I don't really remember 8 as a distinct period
Windows 11 moving the start menu is a great transgression

leftypol demanding every white europe be sent to die fighting russia

>>216315600
l went through a k-pop phase. Its pop music but without the gross slutty western vibe. Dont listen to the stuff now though

>>216315665
boring killjoy prick

>>216315675
>Its pop music but without the gross slutty western vibe
mate theyre literally pole dancing in that video

>>216315675
>without the...slutty vibe

>>216315654
You’re paying for the super ultra subscription. You have to buy the super ultra mega premium to get actual variety in your ads.

>>216315665
i quite liked vista desu, i remember thinking it was better than xp at least

>>216315665
Marxist and too stupid to change the layout of his taskbar - losing bigly

>>216315675
what were your favourites? https://youtu.be/SVgkNW2cENQ?si=QtIarvG66c9NPKhp

what's the real origin of the zoomer => doomer pipeline?

>>216315677
XP is peak windows, we won't have better until AGI is achieved. I do vaguely remember windows 98 from playing kiddy educational games
10 has been alright so far, and I can't tell the difference with 11 except that stupid fucking start button change

Windowsberg begging for an update again

>>216315506
id like to be friends with kim

>>216315719
Psy Gangnam Style was catchy desu!! ^.^

>>216315665
8 was practically identical to 10 - it was when they started the desperate push merge PCs and tablets, so it had a bunch of "touch-screen-friendly" features

>>216315720
there isn't one, you made that up, or if you didn't then whomever you heard it from made it up

I use arch btw

>>216315729
He posts on /pol/ and /x/

>>216315720
isnt that just growing up and being depressed?

downloading an 8k VR headset porn video to watch on my phone

downloading a poo

>toilberg's scheduled a 9am meeting
is he dizzy blud

rape poo

Leftypol having a panic attack playing Call of Duty World at War on veteran difficulty

oh my god

genuinely would laugh my head off if catyank got squashed by a bus or stabbed by a nigger

>>216315812
because of the grenade spam or because they didn't censor the nazi flags?

fucking BITCH

>>216315821
Why? he seems alright

Cronem sleepy after ripping to many hymens last night praise jahhh

>>216315819
but he's in the 318th trimester?

>>216315871
lol fuck off cunt

>>216315871
people here have a seething hatred for any gimmick. it doesn't matter how benign it is, people will want you to die in real life if you post a gimmick.

>>216315819
i got excited for a second but it's just about tariffs

>>216315897
being a corrupt avatarfagging janny isn't a gimmick you stupid prick

>>216315731
yh it was

>>216315812
I completed that years ago, I wonder why I put myself through all of that pain.

>>216315922
fosyeg

why is Japanese tv and music not as popular as Koreas?

sir seething gimmick

>>216315952
ever heard of anime

tear catyanks nipples off and shove them up his nose

roaring into the void (my own arse)

>>216315952
genuinely perplexing that jap live action is not popular internationally, since anything that catches on outside (((american media))) is basically [country: the anime]

>>216315942
for the 100 gamerscore of course
don't think it was as hard as the mile high club achievement in cod4 though

>>216315952
japanese don't really chase trends and don't bother expanding in the west like korea since they have like the second largest music market on the planet

we need to get racist
im talking, mega racist

>>216315993
the mw2 side missions were fairly hectic also

roll catyank up into a bale of silage

>>216316012
ave christus brother

>>216315993
i never played cod4

Elf titties

>>216315921
and funny fing is house already passed a bill to stop senate blocking these policies so its fucking meaningless kek

prefer robocod myself

should i get salicyclic acid or pumice stone to make my feets soft

taxation is theft

in this episode Mulder and Scully must stop an evil homeowners association in the suburbs

What's wrong with tarriffs

>>216316094
alri stef

>>216316079
just rub some olive oil on that ting

>>216316068
was sucking on some just before

>>216316079
pumice stone, salicyclic acid is for the face

>>216316113
Nothing but when you straight up lie and make stuff up to justify 200% tariffs wait now its 300% wait now you posted a video of Ronald Regan its 310%

just seen matt smiths massive willy

>>216316113
It's a return to classic American economics before the world wars and globalization. Naturally globalists don't like it.

i want nigella to force me to eat her out

>>216315983
phwoar good post diss

hate that little wanker

>>216316170
so when are you getting rid of the 8 hour workday and bringing back child labour

>>216316170
>and globalization
except America wants globalisation with them on top and assumes every other country in the world is lining up to kiss trumps wrinkly fat arse.

quite an action packed thread

>>216316170
america of course famous for their isolationism

Today’s Tom Sawyer he gets high on poo
The space he invades he get by on poo

>>216316254
>>216316254

NEW

>>216316244

>>216316248
the world is in the sorry state it's in because america was subverted from its isolationism

>>216316070
i don't think that's how it works
congress is bicameral, just like our parliaments, so even if the senate passes a bill to stop tariffs it has to pass the representatives as well, so they can block it with a majority there

>>216316252
>tfw crippling jenkem addiction