Thread 216321850

1 more day till Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
1 more day till Halloween, Silver Shamrock

It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your TV sets for the Horrorthon, followed by the Big Giveaway. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking. It's almost time...

...edition

Masked up and ready to go: >>216292458

Good morming /med/.
Yesterday I watched Nosferatu (2024), it's a well crafted movie but being a remake of a well known story there wasn't much place for the plot to be exciting to be desu as a spectator you already know the mistery of the film, if I didn't know about vampires surely it would hit harder.

Boo!

>>216322499
She's aging fast...

SAP programmers be like let's upload a web app with obvious bugs to production.

>>216322597
The rack marches on tho.

>>216322647
no refunds

Good morning sirs.
Managed to hit 55 kgs on unilateral incline chest press for 1 set of 2 reps. It tired my chest out so much that all 3 following chest sets were shite. Shoulder press felt easy as fuck, I think I'll attempt 26 kgs after chest in 2-3 weeks (could do it rn if I did it before chest). Tried the lat raise machine nobody uses as it sucks ass because men just simply don't fit into it if you want to opt for the largest ROM possible so you are forced to lower ROM so I was like fuck it, I'll do it unilaterally so I can fit into it by setting the starting position of the handle I am not using to the lowest ROM possible which places it above shoulder level and it worked. Could feel side delts really well so I think I'll opt for this machine for some weeks now and see if it works or not.

>>216323279
erm.... why can I see her you know what...
Do americans (the ones who always shit and piss themselves when they show nudity in the tv) unironically pull up to galas or whatever like this?

>>216323511
My eyes have seen the glory of the nipples in a dress
We wash ourselves in Sydney's milk, in all of its excess
We're taking down that sexy dress inch by inch by inch
The white rack marches on

>>216323410
Seems so.

>>216323661
PUTA

@Andalussy
Just out of curiousity, do you use the shorter barbells when doing OHP and rows (I know you don't row barbells lately) or do you just like when benching use the olympic bar on those lifts?
I always use the shorter one as it just simply feels better.

>>216323714
Wow, shaming women?

>>216323842
I use the olumpic barbell.

>>216323873
Yes.

>>216323986
I'm going to tell on you with the cute commie that invited to you to meet up with

>>216322016
I guess every remake relies on the public's ability to allow themselves to get surprised by a known premise. I've yet to watch it so I'm curious to see if I'll feel the same.
I loved the original, it was fucking spooky.

Btw I saw Cure and it was insanely good, heavily recommend it.

>new like
>a dude
Not even trans, just a dude
Eat shit and die

Good morning Sirs also
Never watched Malcolm history x

>>216323986
Would you call me a bitch face-to-face irl for using the short barbell? Or do you think that it's - unlike the smith machine - not a reason for saying I did not lift the weight akchually.

>>216324521
I mean it weights what it weights, I don't know why would you use the short barbell but it weights what it weights.

>>216324582
Ok.
Need you to tell me how much Brunecel can bench when you hit the 'm fr fr.

I love this lore.
>>216264383
>>216323111

>>216324664
We probably won't him the gym.

Also @Brune-sama, if I were to go on Saturday, you said it would have to be in the afternoon, since when would you be available?

>>216324673
Jeets on X are unhinged.

>>216324744
Very good question, Sama.
I looked up the bus and it's either early or late, so I guess it will be early. I was thinking of arriving at 12 to 14 but that's not possible.
Early is like 9h30 so I pretty much have the whole day, late is 18h30.

>>216324943
When are you visiting the Alhambra?

>>216325003
Not on the weekend, don't worry
I guess if you come Saturday you can use the argument of a PR to need to go the gym in Granada for a spotter o algo

>>216321850 (OP)
>1 more day till Halloween
I hope we don't get kids trick or treating at our house. I bought some chocolate just in case but I just don't want to deal with kids

>>216324744
>We probably won't him the gym.
It's pullover.

>Banned for shitposting on EU5 general
I deserved it honestly

>>216326193
he kinda is gone albeit
had a kino anthem doe, I'll leave him that, the lion of Damascus
still probs deserving of a bullet to the head for what he's done t b h

https://youtu.be/YgiyWGyJcIc

>>216322016
It has too much gratuitous sex and not enough horror for my liking.

morning gents
>>216326366
man, this tune hits harder than Howitzers

>>216326366
Allah Surrriyaa Basshaarrr

>>216322499
>>216323661
Absolutely delicious. The makeup doesn’t make her any favours.

>>216326193
should have spent more time microing tank divisions less time aurafamring

UUUUUUFFFFFF

>>216324673
Absolute jeetkino. Will take a deeper look when I get home.

>>216322499
>>216323661
>>216328040
Mmmm, I love this hairstyle on her <3

>>216322499
>>216328040
>>216323661
my God

/ded/

>>216321850 (OP)
I vant to zneef your face

Bleh!

fishe

>>216326366
>still probs deserving of a bullet to the head for what he's done t b h
For shitting on all of his supporters and running away without any kind of resistance after they fought for him for 14 years and leaving the alawites to get massacred maybe.
Otherwise his mistake was not shredding enough muslims

>>216330491
>"we will rule mankind o algo"
>*spends eternal nights murdering random women and making shitty snuff films out of it*

>>216330606
I liked him.

Is this achievable natty?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761631135278611.webm

>>216330900
don't magyanon, she'll break your cock

>>216331032
All that gooning made my cock rock solid. The rod can't be broken.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761598532472060.mp4

>>216329218
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761573339376189.webm

you were warned

>>216331612
Begging you to talk to a woman.

A TOAST!

(This water is sponsored by Mr. Factos.)

>>216332006
No.
I don't know how to talk with people irl.

>>216332181
Then learn you moron

>>216332226
Ever heard of autism?

>>216332847
vinho!

>Owlcat release new trailer for their Japanese CRPG
>new companion/romance option is a seductive Japanese witch MILF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcfYg_bCm_w
why are Slavic RPGs like this?

(this is the only webm of a mature Japanese woman I have, I know the one in the video looks somewhat younger)

Good day med am back from the cagie.

A good number of coworkers went to a cafeteria for workers for lunch. I didn't go to because I wanted to eat alone and I already went to this cafeteria last week.

A coworker told us bossman (who was driving with the old bitch) struck the front of her car and didn't tell her about it but another coworker saw it and told her and when she told bossman about it he told her it's nothing, but she's still gonna do a report about it for the insurance.

I'm glad to park my car far away from everybody also the other coworkers are mad at bossman and old bitch for that desu.

>>216332173
Cheers!

>>216334188
Kinda based

>>216334360
What is based about it desu ?
>>216333819
SEX

>>216334188
Eating alone and parking your car far far away from everybody

Who's in the spooky mood?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knj0DZqxoy0

>>216334517
It's so rare to eat alone at the cagie I took the opportunity. I played Pokémon Pocket and Fire Emblem with the sound, felt good

>preparing a big business meeting
>pre analyzing the client dossier
>coworker asks me if there's anything wrong with it
>"nah it's actually quite good"
>coworker does a second analysis
>uncovers like 12 major issues that I skipped right over
Good thing they can't fire me lol
>>216334188
Honestly if it's just bumper touching it's a nothingburger.
Based bossman dabbing on the old cunt.
>>216332756
Autism as an excuse doesn't work when you're fit, handsome and have a BHC.
Women will literally memoryhole your cringe just to get your cock.

>>216334517
>Who's in the spooky mood?
I always am, bud. :)

>>216334882
I mean it was noticeable according to her she also showed a photo of it but I didn't see it, and paint from her car was found on bossman's car.

And it's not bossman who dabbed on the old cunt, bossman hit the car of another worker while he was driving with old cunt inside the car too.

>>216334950
AI was a mistake

>>216334950
Thought on the spook I had yesterday evening?

>>216335099
Lol bossman must be sweating tring to damage control this shit lol. Old bitch is a fucking SNITCH

I did the same as bossman 4 times when I worked in Italy lol. I had just gotten my drivers licence and I kept busting the company car on other cars and buildings.
I broke 2 mirrors of other cars, 1 one of our car, the hood lever, front and back all fucked, filled it with petrol instead of diesel once.
After 6 months, the car was fucked.

>>216335438
No old bitch didn't snitch, they both didn't say they hit the car, it was another coworker who saw it happening and told the other coworker about it.

>>216335230
AI was not a mistake
this >>216335431 proves it
https://files.catbox.moe/8p9yfi.mp4
and so does this

>>216335498
I can't open catbox links, can you describe the video?

>>216335230
This is not AI, it's an artist who draws spooky shit. This one is pretty hot.
>>216335326
I had missed that, kino! Glad you lost you seisminity.
How did it feel?
I lost mine back before Covid, big boy too, felt like plane tremors. I was right by the epicenter.

>>216335579
jake paul gets mad at AI making him look gay and it's really funny

>>216334517
I see my playlist has been consumed.

>>216335498
>warm and salty yoghurt

>>216336249
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761846221420256.mp4

>>216336379
RUDE

Tomorrow I'm gonna roon at the pond

At least 20km, 1000meters ascent, with my bag
Tired fr

Saw a bunch of Iberian Ibex, one got spooked and whistled and ran
Heard his feet hitting the ground

>>216335593
I was 5 stories high so I felt it nicely but hardly 5 seconds, felt like when you're on ground level and a truck make the whole house vibrate
That was my first thought, then googled to see if it was a quake
Thought about asking reception about it
No cover in my room so I just stayed on the bed, so quicky not much I could have done
Here is an old gem related
https://youtube.com/shorts/eDKdHSV3Bwk

>>216335431
Okay I retract what I said
>>216335498
>https://files.catbox.moe/8p9yfi.mp4
Lol
>>216335593
>This is not AI, it's an artist who draws spooky shit
Fair enough. I've seen AI videos which look a bit similar

>>216335498
>>216336379
kek love it. Also Päul fake complaining about it like a lolcow is nice. It will produce more great content and he knows it. He was truly made for being a wrestling heel.
>>216337006
Based woolker.
>Saw a bunch of Iberian Ibex
Nice, you must have been quite high indeed.
>Here is an old gem related
kek old but gold. It's an interesting experience to have at least. Crazy how that core experience differs between other medders and us.

For Catnigga

Saw kiddos trick or treating
Spain has fallen

Ruined the cagie sesh with a 2 hours long depression nap. Might not finish as early as planned tomorrow because of that.

>>216334882
>Autism as an excuse doesn't work when you're fit, handsome and have a BHC.
It does thoughbeit but let's not talk about that.

>>216338201
Please pretty please shut the fuck up and find a woman to shag, I don't give a fuck about your autism or any other made-up bollocks you can come up with

>>216338194
Oh yeah it's tomorrow night, I'm gonna unplug the doorbell system

>>216338282
ok

>>216338359
>I'm gonna unplug the doorbell system
Unc be keeping all the sweets and chocolate for himself fr fr

>>216334882
>Good thing they can't fire me lol
Forgot to ask in my earlier post fr fr.
Why is that?

>>216338473
I don't even have chocolate and sweets, I just don't want to be bothered

>>216338484
I recommend you buy some cola cao right now and mix that bitch with some milk.

Was browsing a thread on /v/ about Bloodborne, I want to replay that game, they were talking about the lore and made me want to play the game back to back and read all item's description

In my country

>>216338980
I don't have Cola Cao is that like Nesquick ?

>>216339171
Yes but better.

hello fellow medcels

>>216339297
there is only one kind of "cel" here

>>216341110
Don't nag your fellow sexhaver

>tfw complimented by the skinny posh MILF of the cagie
Hehehe

>>216338194
Halloween has been a thing here for at least 15-20 years. How's your stay in Spain going?

>>216341508
Doing fine.
Boutta eat a tarta abuela o algo

>>216341110
Yesh.

>>216338473
>Why is that?
I got an indeterminate length contrat. Basically the only way I'm going out of that job is jail or a casket.

Very perky for their size.

>>216342685
Eh, me too. First thing I said to chiefman when the cagie renewed my contract and I got an indeterminate length contract was
>eheh now I can stop pretending to care and work
He got white from the face for a fleeting moment.

>>216341110
we known TRVKES causes a lot of damage

He breasts that launched a BILLION ships.

>>216343873
The*

>>216342963
Based, we got em by the balls and we gotta remind em

>>216343873
Seamen, rather.

>>216343537
VVVVGGGGHHHH look at this portuguese BVLL booma (no, not the huge one, the gnome that throws the big one).
>>>/gif/29711177