Thread 216346236

The lads on watch edition

Desmond Doss was a skinny vegetarian and pacifist whose Christian faith did not allow him to serve on the Sabbath.

>>216346271
scream

Rest in peace Carlybender

trannybomination transforming into a butchered mutated monster

>>216346306
maybe he finally asked out the toil "transfu" and gained a clue

Tomorrow i'm going to begin a pilgrimage walking to Ypres from Canterbury hoping to arrive by Remembrance Sunday.

I'm a bit nervous as I haven't planned the route at all. But I have a tent and sleeping bag and lots of experience so i'm not too bothered. Doesn't feel right sitting around the house knowing the suffering are lads went through for us, for better or worse. Poor lads followed their heart into the trenches only to see it wind up in barbed wire.

>>216346345
can you walk on water can you

wowowow
queen eliz II cup won by 8L. idk why this horse is so fast right now!!

>>216346236 (OP)
I never understood the British military obsession with shorts

>>216346371
Ever heard of a tunnel?

whats the worst job youve had?

>>216346371
I'll walk on you a minute

>>216346398
none I love work and money

yeah that's going in my arsehole

>>216346396
Not sure its an obsession with shorts, rather an appetite for night dying in the desert from heat exhaustion

Plus its aesthetic as fuck

christopher wren was born today

do you chaps prefer arse pong or cock pong?

>>216346398
when i was signed up with a temp agency i did one day of snow clearing during a blizzard
refused all their calls after that

>>216346398
cant imagine a worse job than rimming a fat old man who stinks of shit

>>216346453
yeah need this

):

might have a poo in the future

>>216346398
did assembly line work in a factory that was half pakis half poles and only one of the poles spoke english, during break times they would naturally self segregate

>>216346451
think id rather do that than customer facing roles like service, retail or phone centres
sounds chill

>>216346398
Kitchen porter. My current job

Also, what the fuck is this new captcha???

nig a dispenser here

Alright team just did a cider review for the YouTube channel.

Driving instructor said I'm quite an advanced learner which was nice. I also did front bay park and reverse bay park correct on my first attempt. So get in

>>216346526
he doesnt say that

>>216346521
yeah kping is grim but not the worst job i've done
i also did one day as a bin man and never went back

>>216346507
Do you think the poles were angry all of their women go for Pakistani men?

>>216346535
shame you didnt drive into a tree and die

>>216346513
you have no idea how demoralising it is to keep going back and forth between the same few places for a 10 hour shift because the storm keeps undoing all your hard work

>>216346535
Corr love cider me, drop the link my lovely x

maybe its day 1 of the 2-day countdown on the second beach event and day 2 on the first

>>216346507
cant imagine doing production pine work for like 8-10 hours without going zombie mode and wanting to kill yourself

rorke getting savaged by a pack of wolves but leftypol and the search party find him in time to save him

men out there shovelling snow in a blizzard 12 hours a day meanwhile lazygirls can take a few low effort selfies of themselves and make millions
and they talk about the gender pay gap or how hard women have life

Rorke eating a Muller Corner
Leftypol eating an Activia

>>216346535
Very proud of you babe
Every day I’m stunned by your bravery

OK this is a 80% roller (got the pseudo run killer 1 day before tenno)

>>216346666
you being a bloke with a cock and balls

>>216346677
Evening Mousey mate. You stopped playing Pokémon GO? I played the mobile game Bleach Brave Souls for a while earlier this year.

>>216346565
snapfirefly

*burly man voice* team hi mate hows it going? lush? get in

>>216346398
president of the united states

>>216346697
get your arse out for the lads

http://pinkiefx47tyln5tsmdp56gfiz5avcracq2lxofhqb5na2mrii6y4hyd.onion/

doing a browse

>>216346768
alri joe hows it foing

mad to think when we poo a part of us is leaving for the last time

>>216346434
This jerry cant stop us from importing BBCs any more

Dodgy link from a jf
Mr mcaffee, sleep tight, not a chance I'd click

>>216346236 (OP)
one of my fav history books ever is about the first few months of britain entering ww2 in north africa, fighting the incompetent italians and creating the long range patrol group

sugma apple cider

not going to be giving that a click
don't want my pc to explode you see

Sir Nick Fuentes

Fallen in love with a black youtube girl.

>>216346817
Jesus can you brits go a fucking minute without interracial cuck fantasies?

business idea: a funeral-themed italian restaurant called "pasta way"

>>216346897
he cannot

It seems that the CP spam was being done manually, as he has resorted to linking (I am to be fair assuming it's CP, because what else?) onion sites and video uploads to avoid being banned - also assume he's doing it on other generals and boards. Not a botnet as some claimed

>>216346913
Business idea: weightwatchers for Italians called pasta weigh

+1 career to my literally me horse playthroughs
also idk I thought that the ribbons to raise her potential were in the hundreds at level 5 lol. I will also do origuri cap ribbons at the same time as these for when I loop it

>>216346931
if starmer had his head on right he'd call in a drone strike

So is it still illegal if you have cp on the cloud and not like physically downloaded? just asking

>>216346897
did you forget to turn the proxy on for that first post or something?

>>216346931
It definitely is the botnet
The original cp spammer was also posting onion links originally through IPs that changed in a minute
The links are likely posted because sometimes jannies block image posting from IPs without enough posts

It seems today... that all you see...

I don't know why but proximal fold on one of my thumbs is shorter than on the other don't know if that's normal

>>216346997
is women in movies and wogs on tv

>>216346962
I think so long as you can make a reasonable argument that you don't possess it you're safe. Even though the cloud isn't in your direct possession most will agree that you are still in possession of it if you save it there.

Just watched the original Wicker Man / ngl wouldn't mind a life on Summer Isle

digitas

If I don't fart off in my sleep I'm waking up with one heck of a tummy ache

>>216346931
That's still a bannable offence
That said though posting fake onion links is an old gimmick so it could just as likely link to nowhere, I wouldn't recommend checking though

>>216346970
>sometimes jannies block image posting from IPs without enough posts
I thought it's time dependant

>>216347019
What should I say to them?

just been blacked up the arse

career playthrough with at least 30 wins? so no training then (with OP horses)

>>216347063
No there's a trust system or something like that
It's why you get more complex captcha's if you just got unbanned

>>216346962
>>216347019
They post among us - sick fucks

>>216347054
it starts with "pinkie" so it could be fake
or it could be a real vanity address someone spent time "cracking" that links to something heinous

I feel sorry for the polshit/r9k freas that have to be on the "other side" of the populus (4chan being racist) so far and as much that they have to go out their way to talk about interracial porn and pretend to like nonwhites. same for pedos but with more serious implications

>>216347077
it's probably not as difficult as it sounds if you run bakushin with a high race bonus speed deck

Glad I've got a dynamic IP and a router that resets in 15 seconds - never been banned personally, but it's good to know I've got options

Fucking hell imagine seeing this live
>dressed in black
>some breaking news from buckingham palace, his majesty *dramatic pause* the king has...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB2eRwOp_Ck

>>216347038
Would gladly suck it out of you man

>>216347114
just got a new one that does this lol
very fun

>>216347113
she races a lot anyways. BAKUSIIIIIN!

>>216347111
You won't believe me but I've never had any problem finding fellow racists irl

what's a good drink for halloween steaming lads?

>>216347136
absinthe

another grooming gang found in rochdale

gn all hope I get reverse-mounted forced to mount a girl like a hrose

Wind chimes tinkling in the garden, my metal blinds fluttering in the breeze - my nipples erect from the chill. Aye it's autumn alright

>>216347136
mash vodka and pumpkin together

>>216346895
5/10
down to 3/10 without makeup

>>216347149
was honestly the first thing i thought of, i suppose that's settled then

haha just saw the gold ship frame on the title screen
got to log in to gatcha main

just click it and find out guys
nothing you load through tor browser is saved to your drive's cache anyway

>>216347156
every paki in Rochdale has been at it

>>216347187
cute girl

>>216347169
rude. she is a qt

>>216347182
Why don't you then?

>>216347156
did they know about the other one or was it like just chance

>>216347199
What are they looking at?

992K poitns now in teams cant wait to get shafted even ore when the classes reset

>>216347213
who says I didn't?

>>216347233
What is it then?

>>216347232
i bounce between class 5 and 6 (the highest)
class 6 retention used to be low 400s now it's 500k

>>216347246
wish I bounced down to class 1
do you spend money

>captcha is my full postcode and date of birth
FREAKING
OUT

Drank a thc drink now can’t stop eating
Had two big schnitzels and fried potatoes and now I’m chewing a bunch of carrots and contemplating the meat pies I have in the freezer

>>216347262
daily carats and i spent a bit to reach pity for SSR super creek before (big mistake)

>>216347296
yeah then you only have a 0 star creek

>>216347241
a surprise

black pinkie in your area

>>216347294
Why is she black

>>216347289
pop a fent/oxy and that will sort out your appetite

Put the cricket on mate

jockey taychon
jockey taychon

>>216347303
most of her value comes from swinging maestro
whereas maxed out kitasan black has amazing bonuses

>>216347388
I need it (swinging maestro)

OK thats it
silence sazuka would get it (especially with the horse ears removal mod)

>>216347116
that "dramatic pause" was a quarter of a second at most you hyperbolic drama queen

>>216347458
its a polshit immigrant

Crying for Rhodesia

need to fart but it could be shit and I changed the sheets literally 4 hours ago

dare I?

and her giant titties- hr massive assets- her two huge, too huge swinging pendulums

>>216347458
it's a joke you asdan

>>216347517
you freaks need to get a grip

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=086cFHasSOM

now im eating peanut butter
might gigaplot a jerryrigged way to pour a shipyards worth of piss bottles over deck (out my bedroom window) for a flex on this constant rain. gn

fucking headache

on the ds9
what's wrong with mr captcha

4chan is slow as shit today
takes like thirty seconds just to fetch a captcha and then images are uploading weird too

Need God to send a massive flood again like he did in that Bible story

got a text message saying i'm getting a parcel today but i ain't ordered anything lately, and i know it's not a phishing scam because it's from the same sender that usually sends me these kinds of alerts

>>216346236 (OP)
>let´s fight the germans in some arab desert so we can be a minority in our country

WHY THE FUCK IS THE CAPTCHA ALWAYS RAPED LATELY

cabbage corn celery nori capsicum

>>216346245
well that was cause he was a seventh day adventist

be it ever so humble,
there's no place like home
thank you.

fizzy lime ginger pomegranate lemonade

>>216347611
He promised not to do that again with the rainbow, I believe though the wording makes it so He promised not to send another flood but He could do something else like meteors or volcano eruptions, don't think that'd happened though seems the next big happening is what's predicted for the end times
>>216347619
for some reason when I was like 8-12 I would get car parts delivered to me in my name and I have no clue why and we'd always never accept the delivery and tell them we didn't order it
>>216347682
hello best poster nice fizzy drink

beg lab pal
or
lap lag ebb

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage...Rorke and the N-Worders!

>>216347724
WHY DOES HE DO IT

fumbled another spafflunky run

not gonna lie americans freak me the fuck out, always said it and felt the exact same thing when i went there.

not sure quite why but I feel like Britain is much more homogenous and "normal" and in America everyone has a screw loose or one way or another.

probably just my cultural bias, innit

i hate niggers

My colleague as he was becoming a building biologist, mistakenly replaced his parents’ incandescent lighting with Compact Fluorescent CF — and had thought lower energy usage would be beneficial. Their bodies absolutely rejected it, and too late he realized it was depleting their life force, opening up to deadly cancer and other illnesses. A very hard lesson to both learn, and vulnerably share.

>>216347796
what about Ronaldinho?

>>216347814
>what about [specific nigger]
i hate niggers

if you have weird parents is there any hope of you being normal
I think I was cooked from the start

every yank schizo is just gingernonce
take solace in the fact that one day he will never be unraped

>>216347827
ok but he was a great player you cant hate him

my incandescent bulbs blow out when i get angry or on sunny days (because of solar cnuts)

>>216347844
niggers don't become ok just because they can kick a ball into a net they're still niggers and i hate them they should all be killed

>>216347832
middle class weird or working class weird?

If Prince Andrew has a million fans, then I am one of them.

If Prince Andrew has ten fans, then I am one of them.

If Prince Andrew has only one fan then that is me.

If Prince Andrew has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.

If the world is against Prince Andrew, then I am against the world.

>>216347880
yeah great player he was

>>216347881
working class weird

Work wants me to do extra days but won't give me a payrise

flish

>>216347909
mfw i declined a promotion out of spite because they didnt ask me first
LOL

in a mood for wanking but too lazy to actually do that

Currently listening to Kiss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSqKw32B320

glurp

If you've eaten food from a pub in Greater London there's a chance I've eaten off your plate

got chicken noodles

>>216348076
that is a black woman

Them White Folx Crazy -
A Jordan Peele Joint

Yeah? Why?
Not my call, Waltuh
My guys are SOLID
YOU’RE DONE.

>>216348076
she is genuinely a complete mong, remember listening to her on joe rogan about climate change and she lacks the most basic sense of critical thinking, perfect target for scammers

anyone got any shop lifting tips

>>216348162
most shops unironically do not give a shit
just don't make it obvious

>>216348173
PINK

>>216348148
>nigger is stupid
wow yeah never noticed that wow yeah

l am extremely drunk and high

my otherpony </3

>>216348144
i'm not having sex with you tonight waltuh

>>216348076
weird how this woman is always going on about god yet is so bitter sounding

>>216348209
Kid named Finger

wish i had some drugs

>>216348225
Just like Diego

kid named special geek

>>216348225
she's a nigger

just learned that a majority of people actually born in Scotland voted for independence in 2014

lmao
migrants kept scotland chained to england

watching the new witcher season
geralt is less sexy

>>216348303
lmao and women

>>216348303
boring post

>>216348357
this more interesting?
It is my life's dream to personally keep you entertained after all. What other purpose do I have?

>>216348357
>boring post

>>216348303
unthinkable foreigners can vote in our elections honestly

jesus christ

>>216346236 (OP)
Today's my birthday, lads

>>216348357
both boring AND against the rules!

>>216348490
Happy birthday lad :)
https://youtu.be/cALIfMG_GXw?si=_0iOm8Xn877o9D3O

>>216348470
they'll all die of AIDS or war before reaching adulthood so it evens out

>>216348490
birthday wank

>>216348490
happy birthday !

free the zesty mandem

>>216348490
Nigeria doesn't have aids you retard
Nigeria's population has risen by 110 million since 1/1/2000.
Their higher infant mortality is irreelvant.

so what do you make of the constant raids
who are they and why are they doing it

>>216348470
i hate niggers

>>216348510
christian church tries to keep as many of them as possible

>>216348490
happy birthday!

>>216348539
catberg looks like it wants to scratch her slanty eyes out

might go for a maccies
ent had a maccies in ages mate

>>216348543
it's leto
guy who owns the botnet
he and his weird orbiters unironically groom kids and post cp just because

fucking hate the search feature on mac
literally never works

.

Chrissy, he’s fucked up

>>216348593
jared leto is doing it?

>>216347114
no idea how you can never be banned. you must have been here less than a year or something
i've been banned for "replying to off-topic" IE posting in a thread that janny didnt like
ive been banned for "/int/ only allows respectful discussion of other cultures" IE disparaging janny's home country
it's completely impossible to predict what posts are banworthy and which arent, which is by design so the deranged, opaque moderation actions just become par for the course

>>216348665
he's talking about effectively never being banned because of how fast his router resets

>>216348619
it literally hides loads of directories and stuff

>>216348148
i would let her gobble on my knob however

>>216348673
no i think he's genuinely saying he's never been banned

>>216348148
Could have just said she was a foid

let me post stupid catpcha

think i've been banned at least 500 times over the years

loser

>>216348723
you get permabanned if you get too many bans on your IP

>>216348034
>>216348034
>>216348034
New

>>216348826
Fuck you.

>>216348798
good thing i've always had a dynamic IP then

>>216348835
sexy gyal

>>216348861
great googly moogly

>>216348665
you're dumb as shit
go post somewhere else if you don't like the rules retard

i'm tired of using the internet all day every day
but what else is there to do

Greta Runtberg

>>216348895
read a book

>>216348694
Id never say that, because that would be admitting ban evasion - which I have never done

>>216348913
been there done that

>>216348589
boi you fat as hell XD

i don't get banned because i'm lovely and nice and i follow the rules

>>216348895
get a job (that doesn't involve computers obviously)

Can't sleep and want to die because of it

LUCKY THERE'S A FAMILY GUUUUUUY

>>216348938
Meds

>>216348944
To die with? Yes good idea

i go on the computer for my job and i go on the computer for fun
sometimes at the same time so i'm on two computers at once
i mustn't ever ever mix up my two computers !!

>>216348665
and then they expect us not to use the 'net

>>216348888
get the fuck out of our thread you fat yank twat

>>216348895
build things

thinking about replaying kotor2 but can't be arsed to remember what are the requierements for turning your companions into jedi (or sith as I planned to do)
now that I'm writing this I've just remembered that your companion choice depends on your force alignment so if I want to make mira a sith I'd have to play through nar shaddaa as a light side character to get her instead of that stupid wookie and then farm dark side points somewhere else and only then make my companions force sensitive which is just bullshit because you have to play through the meatiest part of the game as a jedi just to be able to play the leftover levels as a full sith party

>>216348798
>>216348967
I'd be careful using it mate just as a warning
There's an extension that autosolves captchas too

>>216348977
games like that always seem like a good idea until you think about them for a bit
same thing with morrowind

>>216348961
cor would love to suck her cock

might buy a whole maccas family meal and take it hope and scran the lot with a knife and fork

>>216348967
UK is fatter than the USA now, sorry but that's the facts

any good exciting movies ive been watching too much grim stuff

>>216348990
>I'd be careful using it mate just as a warning
why

>>216349021
if i wanted comeback i would have scraped it from your fat mother's arse, lardo

>>216349024
Heads of State staring John Cena and Idris Elba

>>216349029
Cause the site has a meta board where they post cp

bored of life
nothing to look forward to
nothing ever happens
no meaning
no purpose
no friends
no family
no gf
no money
nothing will change
just endlessly suffering loneliness and despair

>>216349064
get a cute doggo

>>216349039
Read this in a funny dwarf voice. Fat short man

>>216349043
bruh

>>216349064
Ktim +chronic pain

>>216349024
Lord of the rings is always great

>>216348888
piss off janny you fat freak

>>216349083
don't need to sign your posts here you rotund wasteman

>>216349064
gta 6 next year

Ah yes, the "signing posts" gimmick

Just sneezed a big disgusting glob all over my screen

/brit/ more like /fat/

>>216349094
yh it's a bit mental when you really look into it

>>216348990
why did you also reply to me? i'm not that freak using the net

/brit/ more like /shit/

feel like BRIT

>>216349159
bit rude

Wanked from 10pm to about 5 minutes ago. Muscles in my lower back are strained and shoulder is FUCKED. Should not have done that. Should've just tried for a shag on Tinder instead

will be getting on the cans anon

>>216349240
what did you wank to?

>>216349159
just felt like it

>>216349135
diego believes this

>>216349249
Some old video sex chats between me and a bird

Mihai would’ve come through with an American Dad clip right about now

Oh yeah
It's fucking poppin off tonight
I'm feeling it

>>216349303
feel this mate *farts in your face*

eating my incel chicken thigh cooked in my incel air friar

i'm so eepy

>>216349312
O YEA AM FEELIN IT

>>216349316
>friar
oh my days

>>216349318
>eepy
ZOOMOIDS BE GONE

off to maccies, might take dogberg for a ride in the car

>>216349343
:3

hope my incel owner doesnt take me in his banged out civic to the outback again

>>216349354
You don't have the right to claim that emoticon.

My people fought in the trenches, and in the dungeons, to claim their :3

You are a poser. You shall NOT claim the :3. You are not WORTHY of it. You will cease posting it NOW. Or else you will be PUNISHED.

>>216349375
>>216349375

>>216349329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLVNW-PfEBU

>>216349381
oh mama