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Spooky Halloween edition

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May that freak be banished to hell.

>>216352747
Diversity seems to be /med/'s strength :D

Shoot, I didn't see yours and baked one too. Let's keep yours, it's spooky

>>216352826
What are you going to do this day Gironde?

>my outfit of the day

>>216352826
Forgive me, I was hoping someone else would do it, because I couldn't stand all that Canadian spam anymore

Legendary bake.
Thank you polebro.
Thinking about it, I don't think you baked any threads recently.

>>216352907
>I don't think you baked any threads recently.
I did it probably only once or twice in my life, years ago

>three /med/s on the catalogue
Too powerful for the jannies

I propose banning shitalians from baking. No more panetonne form now on.

>>216352868
I'm going to a Halloween party with my friends tonight. Was too late to prepare a costume this year so no disguise, oh well.
I also decorated the office and prepared a spooky playlist with coworkers to listen to, today.
Also watching spooky movies and playing spooky games as usual!
And you? I suppose you're not really into it?
>>216352888
No worries, you did well Polebro! I'm just glad we got a spooky edish at all heheh

>>216353599
That sounds quite nice, hope you can find some cute female monsters to mingle with
>Was too late to prepare a costume this year so no disguise, oh well.
I didn't expect that from you, very disappointing
>And you? I suppose you're not really into it?
Well I'd have liked to go out but I have no friends to hang out with, so nothing

test

>>216353696
>cute female monsters
We won't be much and all the monsterettes are taken already. Shame shame, but I'll find one eventually.
>very disappointing
You're not the only one! Sadly it's getting quite hard to find new ideas every year that don't require copslay levels of dedication
>I have no friends to hang out with, so nothing
It makes 0 sense to me that you don't. You're a swell guy, my normie friend greatly enjoyed your company and still asks me news of you.
I guess it's just the slight introversion, but still, shitalians around you really waste some great fren potential by not being with you.

For some reason I can't post pictures as I just get the "connection error" message when clicking on the post button.
Ovah

>>216354480
>shitalians around you really waste some great fren potential by not being with you.
Potential?
More like Polential!
*drum solo*

roundhouse kick shitalian babies

>>216354480
>We won't be much and all the monsterettes are taken already. Shame shame, but I'll find one eventually.
Damn, well you can just enjoy the party then
>It makes 0 sense to me that you don't.
I really wanted to enter some amateur sport group or the like this year to meet new people, but I always have classes from 8 AM to 8 PM and that makes it practically impossible to do anything organised, it sucks, I'm barely able to see the couple of friends/acquaintances I made last year

>>216354549
Bodied that freak (me)

Install Tinder

>>216354549
Kek nice one Magboy
>>216354586
>well you can just enjoy the party then
Yeah and that's well enough already!
>it sucks
It does but it's a temporary issue, thankfully.
What matters is that you're proactive and that you actually want to find good people.
With that mindset, it's just a matter of time before you got a good friend group.
You're doomed to win.

death penalty for all shitalians before they reach puberty

These last 3 days, I've been shitting the foulest fucking poos. Twice a day, I exorcise sizeable amounts of sticky, smelly SHIT
Dunno what's going on but I will KEEP drinking coffee and make it WORSE.

>>216354604
>Install Tinder
No.

I want an iberian gf
>>216355167
'akecel

Dark nights and horny brides: Reposted and reVAMPed.

https://youtu.be/k6fLKRp7M2c?si=TzwoGjcoqrAsMx5g
https://youtu.be/6vCr4A0dmg4?si=YfaFRxdfC1-7E4ZY
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https://youtu.be/H7DuonWhgGc?si=mPVPW_JiprDZHb5K

do any of you goon? please share some gooning advice or material or anything that crosses your mind

>>216355606
This will help you lad: https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

>>216354109
Die out
https://kuren247.deviantart.com/art/mario-s-hat-in-the-style-of-mlp-391670833
https://derpibooru.org/2174468

morning nigs
do your countries celebrate actually halloween?
catnigga, you don't need to answer

THERE ARE SKELETONS ON THE PAGE
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

>>216356030
Unfortunately some kids in the UK do celebrate Halloween but thankfully they haven't knocked on our door for the last few years

>>216356030
Yes, the US kind.

>catnigga, you don't need to answer
Why am I not allowed to answer this question?
Yes, we celebrate Halloween in my country, although it's been dying for the past 10-15 years where I live. It was a bigger thing in the 80s and 90s (if my siblings are to be believed).
>>216356166
Skeletons are coming, but they won't take me down without a fight.

>>216356305
(just wanted to share these pics, my newest finds, with you tbf)

>>216355432
Grazzi

>>216356030
Depends. Sometimes kids are collecting candies, sometimes adults make some spooky-themed parties

Back of my hand is absolutely VEINY after I kinda fucked up with the straps today.
Ovah.

>>216356605
In that case, please go about your business unmolested.

>>216356210
They've just been waiting for you to lower your guard... waiting to strike when you least expect.
>>216356305
It's very sad that it's dying out. Here it was a bit of a thing back in the 90s around Paris and I was lucky to celebrate it as a kid but now people lost their sovl.

>>216356688
Kek very true
>>216356834
If you don't install tinder, then install and play Katawa Shojo, please. Dating fictional cripple gfs will help you out irl.

>>216356951
>It's very sad that it's dying out. Here it was a bit of a thing back in the 90s around Paris and I was lucky to celebrate it as a kid but now people lost their sovl.
Grim that we are losing such traditions. I blame Christmas, whose slithery black tendrils now stretch into October where I live (you can buy Christmas stuff in supermarkets already here in London).

>>216357011
>then install and play Katawa Shojo, please
I will later. Maybe late December. We'll see.

But I don't see how that could help me with not fucking up in the gym with the 'raps.

>>216356951
>They've just been waiting for you to lower your guard... waiting to strike when you least expect.
I have some chocolates which I can give them if they knock on the door, but I hope they will just leave us alone
>>216357135
>I blame Christmas, whose slithery black tendrils now stretch into October where I live (you can buy Christmas stuff in supermarkets already here in London).
My local Tesco started stocking Christmas stuff in September, probably just a couple weeks after very warm weather

>>216356688
Hahaha, silly women :D

>>216357011
>Tinder
I recommend an upgraded version. It's called Grinder :D

Just went back through the last thread and had a look at those AI webms.
I have now decided to retreat to a cave and live the rest of my life without venturing outside.
>>216357266
>My local Tesco started stocking Christmas stuff in September
Supermarkets who do this should be shut down and their regional directors publically flogged (naked and with birch rods, if female).

Good day med am back from the cagie and rooning at the pond, it's officially the end of the cagie for 2 whole weeks !

>hell ow een
What a good way to start my week off.

>>216357765
Based vacation haver

Do you guys have a Halloween gf?

I've started playing Dispatch to stay on the hype train before it's gone and so far, it's been a treat.
The protag is based and InvisiBITCH is CUTE! And I want her to beat me up.
The OST is kino
https://youtu.be/cY-sw6_XB4Y?si=-PkMNu97AZlOWJW-
>>216357135
>I blame Christmas
Same, I hate it so, so much. I mean I love it but in December, not October. Attention whore of a celebration.
>>216357223
>But I don't see how that could help me with not fucking up in the gym with the 'raps.
The protag learns to exercise safely in one route so it could give you some pointers.
>>216357266
>I have some chocolates which I can give them if they knock on the door
Don't you want to see some smiles? :)

Hey /med/, no cagie today for All Saint's Day, so I'm enjoying this long weekend back in my hometown since yesterday's afternoon. The plan for this afternoon and evening is to bring flowers with my mum to my dad's tomb (almost one year since he died, may he rest in peace) and to chill at home by downloading music (I reject platforms like Spotify) and posting here. Spending time alone is something that I missed, not stressing for anything.

>>216357324
>it's officially the end of the cagie for 2 whole weeks !
Enjoy fren!
>>216357988
>that portrait
Based.

>>216357988
I fucking wish

>>216358155
French girl made me watch this film. I then said mild bullying is not reason enough to kill someone and she got mad

>>216357266
Damn why do millennials hate children so much

>>216357988
Vaguely spooky gf needed

>>216358112
Hello tio, hope you will enjoy your weekend and that spending some time to go see your dad will bring some soothing.
You deserve a peaceful weekend
>>216358196
Didn't see it yet but I would kill some bully if he tried to bother my vampire gf
>>216358206
Weird psyop that got almost all of us. Sad.
>>216358233
Yes. :)

>>216358233
>Screenshot_20251030_09072(...).jpg
No feet mentioned tho

>>216357988
No, but I am sure that your highness Count Dracul could help me out.

>>216358422
Spoke to this girl on interpals but she had a bf so i pretended to be busy and stopped talking to her

What would your parents say if you brought home a 40 year-old girlfriend ?

Iyc?

>>216357280
>It's called Grinder :D
Zesty ass polish femboy.

>>216357324
>2 whole weeks
Watch STR sir.

>>216358020
I will also play that game btw. But first I'll wait for all episodes to release.
>The protag learns to exercise safely in one route so it could give you some pointers.
I doubt it could help but sure.

>>216358547
Of course I will

>>216357324
>je souffre on France
putain

>>216358547
>pic rel
Absolutely based.
Je peux manger du verre, ça me fait pas mal.
>I doubt it could help but sure
It will help you learn how to deal with cuties.
Dispatch will help too.
>But first I'll wait for all episodes to release.
I like having to wait a week, that way it stays more in my mind and I don't rush it.

>>216358206
Low T unironically.
>children? ew!
>the price of avocado is going up?
> oh my science time to import another six million slaves
>bless the gdp

>>216358568
Good boy.

>>216358511
>damn nigga this bitch be old, momma ain't raise no bitch, go and breed some college girls instead but make that old hag feel young again
Would be probably momberg's reactilon.
Obviously imc o algo so we keep it international

>>216358639
>I like having to wait
Cuck mentality, sorry gman.
>I don't rush it.
Practice self-control so you don't rush in.
Momo can teach you. He'll probably finish STR too before new year.

>>216358616
Kek, last time I had days off was in mid august desu. When is it gonna be your turn Booma ?

>>216358666
Nice trips, also what about dadberg ?

>>216358020
>Don't you want to see some smiles? :)
Perhaps I am too bitter for such things
>>216358206
I don't hate kids, some are perfectly fine, but others can be annoying little shits

>>216358666
>Cuck mentality, sorry gman
Your zoomie ass doesn't know what it's like to wait a week for the next episode of LOST. You wouldn't get it, just like I wouldn't get why it feels better to post fat asian whores online over just fucking tight hungarian pussy
>Practice self-control so you don't rush in
I'm good with self control but letting it simmer for a week gives you time to digest your choices and that way I can talk about it with fellow /v/irgins.

>>216358832
>just like I wouldn't get why it feels better to post fat asian whores online over just fucking tight hungarian pussy
Absolutely bodied
>gives you time to digest your choices
And that's good because...?
>I can talk about it with fellow /v/irgins.
Now that I can understand.

>>216358955
Wish they would kiss

>>216356688
:D

>>216357011
that shit gave me psychological damage when I played it like 10 years ago
still love me Hanako, best girl now and forever

>>216358823
I already have vacations to take (30 days), and I must start them before next may according to braziilan law (the next ones would be available in june)
but I have a couple weeks of extra time that I'm thinking about taking in december to spend with my family and/or to travel around the country
let's see

>>216358233
She's nice

>>216358547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsRQl1t6FnQ

Can't wait to play Bloodlines 2. Hopefully it will be good. I avoid spoilers like sunlight :D

>>216359376
You’re always on vacation.
Where are you going?

>>216358975
>And that's good because...?
A piece of media that sticks with you and that you think about when not playing it is a special feeling.
The episodic and narrative structure of interactive games like Dispatch really gain from being played like that I feel like.

>>216360450
Erm, based.

>>216358343
>You deserve a peaceful weekend
Thanks a lot. Dealing with br*wns at the cagie can be dreadful and the peace of my hometown in autumn is healing.

>1080p
Neurodivergent folkx on suicide watch

>>216360014
Okay.
Good for you man ig. Make sure you drink some coffee while playing the next ep chef o algo.

Also
@Booma

>>216359883
>You’re always on vacation
I wish
and I don't know where I'm going, it depends on what my family will do
>>216360855
>free depilation for girls
>instant cleaning for dudes
I fail to see the issue

Gman check the other thread.
A jeet dropped a gem.

>>216360807
>Good for you man ig
It's really not that big of a deal, just play the whole shit or wait. It's just videogames and doesn't matter.
>>216360775
I can only agree. The slight autumn cold is very soothing.

>>216361448
Kek, AI will break our poor Lee.
Honestly the real fuckers are the randos who bake /med/ threads with hidden lees.

>>216360807
>32GB of RAM recommended
Why? What for?

>>216361781
Fuck you cunt. Stupid bitch.
t. CEO of some AAA company

>>216362122
Do you have any idea how much of a baller I felt when I bought my first proper PC in 2014? It has 16GB of RAM and I felt unconquerable. The world was my shrimp cocktail.

Now you need 32GB of RAM just to play autistic map painters.

Took a huge ass nap

>>216362219
Talking about pcs, I kinda regret buying a 4070 ti (12 gb version to make things even worse). Should have gone for a 4080 desu.

>>216361781
need more RAM for them pops

>>216360807
Realistically the FPS in a Europa Universalis game don't matter much, it's all about the CPU so you can go at speed five.
My laptop will struggle with it, if the game runs atrociously I might have to get a new PC earlier than I expected but I don't think it will be that bad.

>>216361781
Europa Universalis V will have lots of pops in lots of different provinces, on memory that will look like a massive matrix and you want to keep all those numbers in RAM, also like any other game the CPU needs a representation of the 2D images and 3D models that then will ship to the GPU so the GPU can render an image, both of those things obviously require lot of space in RAM.
I think those are the two biggest things that will occupy space in RAM.

>>216362219
The minimum is 16, 32 is probably there because in some occasions the game might need more than 16 so it will start doing swaps, so performance at 32 will be better overall but probably for 90% of the game the game will be equally as fast with 16 as with 32.

>>216362605
What a fucking nerd (and very good explanation).

>>216362605
>Realistically the FPS in a Europa Universalis game don't matter much
t. CEO of another AAA company
>>216362122

how Maltanon falls asleep:

>>216363134
If it exists, there's ASMR of it.

4chanX chads just keep on winning
I didn't even have to click anything, it just does it on its own

>>216364345
I like your new flags

>>216364367
>new
had them for a little while now
I also used to have them a long time ago but a bunch of things happened in my life and I was absent from /med/ for a year or two, during that time I didn't have extraflags or anything

>>216364345
Unfortunately the infested threads are still subject to deletion.

The woolk ended.
35 kilometers
2500 meters uphill (and downhill as it was a loop)
The brown man marches on.

Saw adults in Halloween costumes in the city.

@Andalu-sama : so are you coming Saturday or Sunday?

October was a pretty good month for me. I won the writing contest I entered, and I finally finished the third part of the story I'm writing. It needs some polish, but I have about 130k words that I'm mostly satisfied with. One more part and an epilogue, and then I'm done. I've already started plotting the data in Calc and it's looking pretty interesting so far.

>>216366221
Sunday.

>>216366788
Looking forward to your fortune with writing (and hoping to read something from you, mayhaps).

Magyarcel on suicidewatch rn
Visited the sport masseuse because I haven't seen her in a while and there were some knots already in my back but I also got some in my triceps in the past few weeks.
So she btfo'd those knots then started going for my biceps tendon which she knows is fucked. So we talked for like 2-3 mins about tendonitis (she also has it) and asked her what I could do to make it a bit better. Oh no no no lads... magyaroid SHOCKED.... she jokingly told me to jerk off with my other arm.
Will never recover from this. Gooncels btfo'd.

>>216366788
awesome!

when you become a bigshot writer living in a mansion with an HBO show that slaughters your original work and a legion of rabid fans on reddit that will turn on you the moment you say something slightly politically incorrect, don't forget your humble /med/ origins

>>216366788
Jarvis, find all contests in British English, even the contests for children.

>>216367052
Is your sister-proof story ready?

>>216367485
Holy bodying.
Should have asked her for help.
Getting massed is a fakecel moment btw.

>>216366788
Average catnigga reader.

>>216367351
I was born poor and I'm going to die poor.
But it does feel good to be good at something, even if I am a loser in all other ways. I look forward to participating in more competitions and writing more short stories.
>>216367485
>So we talked for like 2-3 mins about tendonitis (she also has it) and asked her what I could do to make it a bit better.
Should have asked if you do a swap on the table after you were done (the best way to relieve tendonitis to massage a woman's feet for 45 minutes by the way).
>>216367497
My life's dream is to one day be just like George R. R. Martin, but I'm struggling to get that fat (shrimps have basically no calories in them, they're like lettuce).

>>216367516
>Getting massed is a fakecel moment btw.
Why?
Also have a hadith >>216367633

>>216367781
>the best way to relieve tendonitis to massage a woman's feet for 45 minutes by the way
Heh

>>216367781
that truly is the dream life of every aspiring writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lle4t4o8EDk
>posted 10 years ago
how time flies
how little is written

>>216367781
>be like GRRM
So, are you ready to feel my wrath for doing jack shit for ten years?

Was able to hit a 170 kg bench again but failed 172.5 kg.

>>216366221
This >>216367052 wasn't me but I'm going in Sunday so the guy told the truth ig, I'll tell you the hour later.
Can you meet in the bus station or do you prefer other place to meet?
Also, I won't be able to post again until tomorrow, so if someone gives you any info, it isn't me.

>>216366788
Congrats, I hope you eventually get published and become a rich writer.

>>216366788
Congrats catnigguh. I used to write too when I was ypunger and won a competition at school-level, but then I lost the habit. Nowadays I wirite a diary in a docx. and I aslo write down the dreams I have in detail if I remember them.

>>216368403
I can, bit far from the hostel doebeit.
I could take the local bus o algo, but if we're then going to another place, maybe just meet at that place directly fr fr

Oh and congrats to catnigga ofc.
Do you go into great detail about how the main character (female)'s feet looks like?

>>216366788
Mmmm, sounds delicious

>>216367781
>My life's dream is to one day be just like George R. R. Martin
Fingers crossed

Also, mad how jan-jan deleted that pic from the other thread I told gman to check out for himself (it's an edited pic of you know who), but neither deleted the thread itself nor all canadian replies.

>>216362533
Love me some pops

>play CK3 in China
>warlord period
>currently hold 43% of China, well on my way to claiming the Emperorship
>"woops, massive earthquake looks like your mandate of heaven is in the shitter :)"
>sink my treasury into fixing that mess
>finally fix it, ready to take the fight to the other warlords
>"woops, massive flood looks like the pearl river is shitting on your mandate of heaven again :)"
thanks Paradox, extremely historically accurate as always

>>216367772
>author mentions feet in their text
Favourite trope.
>>216368214
>>216368319
I wonder if he's even stressed about it anymore, or if he's stopped giving a shit. It can't be that distracting for him, since he's written pretty prolifically since then.
>>216368403
>>216368511
Molto grazie, amigos.
>and I aslo write down the dreams I have in detail if I remember them.
Do you do this in order to try and induce lucid dreams? My brain is too small to accomplish that, but I remember seeing that tip being recommended a while back.

Celebrating All Hallows' Eve the proper way by eating a yummy bone, as opposed to Americanised plastic garbage.

Went for an evening walk, saw some trick or treaters, did my best to avoid them
>>216370237
Looks good, and yes rejecting yankslop is good

>>216370308
They are. They also have an almond-based filling. I realised that it is not Halloween that I do not like, but the commercialisation of it. I had a similar revelation regarding Christmas.

>>216370534
>They also have an almond-based filling
Sounds good
>I realised that it is not Halloween that I do not like, but the commercialisation of it. I had a similar revelation regarding Christmas.
I guess I dislike the mountains of Christmas-themed crap you can buy in shops, but I don't mind exchanging presents with my family, especially if I've got them something that I know they'll like

>>216370237
Don't know what this is, but my instincts are telling me that it smells fantastic.

The Halloween zombie survival mode on gtao is enjoyable.
>>216371244
Decorations are fine, in moderation and especially if homemade.
>>216371253
Your instincts are correct.

>>216371253
Looks like a kind of bread with crusty semen on it.
Except it’s sugar and it must be intoxicatingly delicious.

Somehow I ended up attending a party organised by my sister, lol

>>216352747
salut