Thread 216371900

Blonde american white girl
previous: >>216368588

Happy halloween

jai hind sardekar

>Americans have a holiday where they just stuff their faces with candy.
Of course they do

>>216371976
Sardekar like dune

>>216371974
>troon immediately jumps to the porn addict new
really makes you think

fuck my incel chud life and my whore ex (egf so i didnt even have sex)

I want to have gay sex with Benson Boone

first for wanting to be germanic

god damn slim shady goes hard

>>216371900 (OP)
I’m a natural blonde

im going to hide in my room

>>216372073
No you're not

Do you guys have a Halloween gf ?

>>216372112
no

>>216372041
Not sure what you are implying

>>216372112
I’m dressing as a gf for halloween

>>216372136
troonism stems from porn addiction

>>216372112
i have an incel life year round since 98

saw a guy doing actual blackface for a costume earlier today

>>216372153
You're so played out man

>>216372196
Society is healing

At least get out and try to chat up some girls in slutty Halloween outfits.

>>216372196
based

the US would be much better off in general and significantly more SOVLful if it had remained agrarian just like Jefferson intended.

>>216372228
those are kids you sick fuck

>>216372228
>chat up some girls in slutty Halloween outfits
and say what
hey bb want sum fuck arrest me mommyy happy halooweenn

>>216372269
Lol

>>216372196
what's trudeau doing there

>>216372299
Someone beat him up, please.

>>216372283
you're very cute, i love your blonde hair you look like an angel honey, you should've dressed up as one, want to come to my apartment where we can get cozier and have sexxx????????????????

>>216371900 (OP)
idk why they push that racially ambiguous slop like Ariana grande when white blondes look so much better

>>216372228
I have girls in slutty halloween outfits at home

is halloween a satanic holiday? many serbs claim so. i asked this in the previous thread and didn't get an answer

>>216372346
i think you do know

>>216372363
worse. it’s irish

Snakes are so awesome

>>216372356
No fucking way does your girlfriend look like the girl on OP's photo, post your girl

My little cousin dressed up as Squidward for Halloween

why are we here

>>216372430
We are retarded

>>216372421
I meant 3
I never played any after 3

>>216372430
Just to suffer

>>216372435
oh ok

>>216372430
To like comment subscribe and hit that bell

>>216372448
that's bad!

>>216372421
>I remember things that happened 20 years ago

>>216372476
Oh, it is? Sorry. I'll go to bed then

Why does she look 40 years old?

are there any things you've done you feel guilty about regularly

>>216372504
Better than GTA
Shame they never made a second one

I want it to be cold already, I really need to move somewhere with a better winter

>>216372513
No because I keep doing worse things to forget about them

>>216372499
White women age terribly these days.

>>216372548
le microplastics o algo

>>216372504
>>216372518
RIP MY NIGGA WINSTON

>>216372548
>these days

>>216372534
We just had record breaking 1 day snowfall this month in iceland which was followed by a record number of car accidents

>>216372401
can't imagine a good squidward costume

Happy Halloween

>>216372566
looks polynesian

>>216372591
>iceland confirming he's a proxyshitter yet again
Who could have guessed?

>>216372593
His costume is like 7 feet tall, it looks good

>>216372600
South Chinese are browner than Northern

>>216372616
I'm in colombia, retard

>>216372638
it's more because of how stocky he is
were chinamen even involved in the development of that game?

>>216372664
It was developed in early 2010s Canada back when they were all Chinese (now they’re Indian)

>>216372363
If you’re a protestant everything is satanic

>>216372746
Satan is an angel that works for god

>>216372746
the bible does say that satan rules this world
with God's permission ofc

>>216372363
my grandmother used to say it was but she also used to rant about her neighbors being commies and tell exaggerated stories about turning people in during the red scare so I don't really think she was a reliable source for anything

>>216372783
based grandma

Speaking of grandmother tier shit
I forgot my tea on the counter when I left this morning and then I microwaved it when I got home

>>216372827
no she was actually very annoying about it, no you old bitch you did not turn in your third grade teacher for being a commie and they didn't drag him out in front of the whole class you're 80 act like an adult

>>>/r9k/82968820
made one

>>216372844
she did and you're a seething tranny
repent and respect your elders

Saw the Bruce Springsteen movie. Would not recommend

>>216372846
I don't watch 3d porn that often but I find handjobs hotter than sex its usually better shot and you don't have to listen to some bitch fake moan

>>216372746
You're not prot? What are you

>>216372875
you from jersey? fuggedaboudit

When my grandmother died I inherited an iphone 5 and the the combobulation to just work harder

Gonna watch this

>>216372886
Satanic

>>216372929
This nigga watchin' a book

>>216372937
andysixx

>>216372929
yeah i bet that ship's twink was blowing some horns

Hello chaps.
https://youtu.be/JrGbzN18eoo

https://x.com/aldamu_jo/status/1984275746307915835
>Israeli settlers are burning down the Christian town of Taybeh in the West Bank
Our boomercons see this and then propose Netanyahuas as nobel peace price receiver
Pushing the vaccine wasn't enough for them

>>216372504
>>216372518
>>216372566
I FUCKING LOVE SLEEPING DOGS https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vpyl6oTw_n4&pp=ygUcZGFuY2Ugb2YgdGhlIHlpIHBlb3BsZSByZW1peA%3D%3D

>>216372846
Zoomers and Alphas have no future

>>216372956
I am unvaxxed and also I don't support the state of israel because it is the whore of babylon.

>>216372988
are the vaxxed damned to hell or can jesus still save them

>>216372988
It's a Talmudist nation
Talmudism was designed as opposite to Christ
It's the rejection of everything we believe in

accidentally ran over an indian child

I keep my vaxxes up to date because I already had autism

>>216373039
Yes I know. Watch these spooky videos!
https://youtu.be/JrGbzN18eoo

>>216373049
That's only safe to do if you also already had brain swelling

palestine is a beacon of islameo-christian civilization being unjustly oppressed by the christ-killers

>>216373039
Also do you like Faust? They are a German band. Check this out!
https://youtu.be/x1zilHyOju4

trick or treating in palestine

>>216373080
There are still genetic remnants of European crusader colonists. We should hand over the Levant to them

The Gigalo of Babylon

the lion pays no heed to the palantir AI panopticon

judeo hinudism

>>216373111
What would your costume be?

4chan is a Shinteo-Christian website. Don't like it? Feel free to go back where you came from.

>>216373094
Don't know them

>>216373146
an american patriot with an israeli american flag

.

>>216373209
Your pm is literally a WEF pick

>>216373217
Bryan Johnson NOOOOO

>>216373209
They would attack you like a swarm of zombies and pull out your intestines

there are two sides to every story
one side is evil and the other is good

news is talking about people having spooky weddings today. i admit i'm a superstitious person, but that seems like a bad idea to me. if not in the sense of bad omens, then for the fear you might taint halloween with the memory of a divorce haha

I am starving

>>216372929
seems kino

>>216373300
Imagine how distracting it would be to be seated next to her

Last night I started watching VHS Halloween but then I fell asleep desu

>>216371900 (OP)
OP girl sexes Asian men

>>216373236
good. accelerate.
>>216373246
not really if they tried anything idf would disintigrate them

Still not banned

quit it with the anitsemitism and hinduphobia already

The one part was pretty good where theybare trick or treating and they get stuck in this house because the door disappears and they can't find a way out and there is this spooky woman in the house

>SNAP starvation deaths not happening
>strike on Venezuela not happening
Why do I keep expecting things to happen?

>>216373412
cause you're mexican o algo

>>216373412
Hi. Do you like scary movies?

the only good halloween movie ever was monster house

is skyrim supposed to run worse than fallout 4?

My tranny boygirlfriend’s penus is SMALL and CUTE <3

>>216373412
>SNAP starvation deaths not happening
Many of america's poorest have enough fat for several months
>strike on venezuela
The US wasn't going to attack the venezuelan military. That was fake news

>>216373369
Who is the nigguh reporting everyone tonight

>>216373433
E.T.

Shall be watching baseball with all the lights off and not handing out candy.

>>216373501
Mine was outside of /cum/ thoughbeit, seems the mod didn't agree or is still not in.

>>216373501
>post sexy women
>get banned
We have a faggot problem in /cum/

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE

If I ever meet one of my mom’s bosses from her job, I’m gonna lift them up over my head, spin them around like a big pizza, and throw them upward into the cold recesses of outer space.

>>216373574
Trvke

racism, sexism, and antisemitism are sexy. the problem is that you arent realistically going to express this in public.

>>216373591
She must complain a lot

sometimes i feel like i'm just a fucking skeleton wearing a disguise
yeah i'm a bit twisted

>>216373640
Finger my ass

>>216373640
Based

>>216373633
>the problem is that you arent realistically going to express this in public.
You could put it on a t-shirt

the people who didn't take care of their teeth and lost them all are the dalits of the skeleton world

Turned off all my lights and closed all the blinds. I will not be a willing participant in Satanic rituals involving minors.

The Dark Tapes is p good horror movie

>>216373693
full grown nigga scared of halloween

>>216373693
you better not have trick or treated as a lad or that's bad karma

>>216373693
Based. Fuck them kids

>>216373634
Not really.

>>216373693
Too bad, there is already a skeleton inside you

FACT CHECK: a skeleton would NOT be able to move on its own due to its lack of musculature

i have a really big dick. no woman wants to have sex with me because it hurts. i wish i was a dicklet

Bigger dogberg is going mental at the trick or treaters.
Smaller dogberg doesn't really care that much and is just relaxing mostly.

>>216373672
Dubs and I get green card

>>216373805
You should put it in my mouth

Halloween is Pagan and antisemitic and antiChrist and based

>>216373842
I want the mexican gf

>>216373843
only if you promise to swallow everything

The extent of mom's Halloween decorating

>>216373892
awww

>>216373874
I want NONE.

gonna go to a bar wearing my Halloween costume. i REALLY hope i'm not the only one.

I like smoking. It’s extremely fun and makes you look cool. The only reason I don’t smoke is that it’s poison.

Bigger dogberg is going mental at the trick or treaters.
Smaller dogberg doesn't really care that much and is just relaxing mostly.

>>216373954
gl;hf

>>216373977
Heh two dogs that’s cute I love dogs

>>216373973
not everything that's bad for you is poison
it is toxic tho

>>216373973
Yes I agree it feels good to smoke. I really like vaping too but I quit 6 months ago cold turkey because I had done it for years and eventually the heavy metals would get me.

>>216373847
God I wish they would knock on my door

Damp as fuck right now.

shit on jeet property

>>216373973
Sometimes I think about buying a hookah

>>216373917
She wrote "boo" two more times on the back as well

>>216374031
Kind of you to offer them a gift, anon

>>216374031
How will they know what shit is yours?

going to pretend im not at home

>>216374091
you gon get egged

>>216374091
where will you pretend to be

Bigger dogberg's excitement is getting smaller dogberg riled up now.

was walking back from class with a girl who rejected me and another girl i was talking to in class decided to randomly join us. i think we up

>>216374126
>>216374131
no im going to hide in my room

I loved going trick or treating with my friends when I was a kid but I never really liked candy very much. Most of it would end up getting thrown out lol. I would eat all the potato chips and just a little bit of candy.

The doorbell to the bathroom in the gas station near my house plays funkytown when you press it

>>216374175
but if you're pretending your not home, where are you pretending to be?

>>216374207
on neptune o algo

>>216374174
Karl Poolkington

>>216373432
I do. But the last one I watched was when I was a kid a million years ago. In the last decade I have watched 6 movies not memeing.

>>216374230
careful not to wander into uranus

Sneakily drinking liquor on the bus.

I started dressing like this and women at college started talking to me. they literally ignored me during the first half of the semester when i was just wearing shirts and shorts. i'm kinda ugly looking and autistic too, idk how it worked

Sneaking steroids into candy to make the children jacked

>>216374281
You're allowed to drink liquor on the bus during the holiday

>>216373892
adorable

>>216374276
ill bring along a bottle of lube when i enter uranus

It's pissing rain right now.

>>216374294
My friend is exactly like this lmao
Me too but I cook really well and don't like house plants

>>216374294
rather just be an incel than making a fool of myself

>>216374294
We should dress like this again

>>216374294
gay as frick

>>216374294
I don't get why girls like the French language.

trying to leech off my brothers weed, but I can't find it. FUCK, NIGGA *Smashes keyboard and starts destroying everything*

>>216374367
>>216374337
It's funny because I announced to this general like two or so months ago that I would do this as an experiment.

>>216373412
the more important thing, why do you want bad things to happen? what's going inside to cause this thirst for schadenfreude? heh, had to copy that word from google. easy to say, but murder to spell.

Hey dude. Can you get me a Reese's in the vending machine? I'll pay you back tomorrow.

>>216373842
Me and my bf in the bottom right

>>216374391
Non-addictive btw

>>216374197
Why is there a doorbell, does someone live there?

>>216374425
You are not a girl

>>216374422
Anything for these little guys
https://youtube.com/shorts/5cv9sCXCz-A?si=L7DxcA8VJnlryj4v

I support trans rights and it's merely a coincidence I sponsor the greatest roller derby team in my region

>>216374422
cute little rascals
wish raccoons were as easy as cats and dogs to have as pets

>>216374422
no. i just looked, you fellas cannot have chocolate. i'll spoon out some peanut butter and chex for you.

>>216374438
You gotta press it to let em know you're using it and some fatass unlocks the door

>>216374350
This is major league swag out Ranjesh Im in agreeance to this idea

The most endangered species? The honest man.

i have lots of sex actually

last pushup. rrrrrraaaaagggggghhhhhh

>>216374281
I got on the bus half-drunk again the driver glared at me
Met up with you in Inglis thumbed a ride to Cedar Key

>>216374496
Me too with my right hand

>>216374379
If you watch movies from the 1950s, Spanish once held that same romance tongue reputation as French does. Ironically, too many of you ruined that.

>>216374431
It is addictive, I didn't say it wasn't. What latino nigga? you wanna have a scrap or what?

might jerk off for the third time today

>>216374509
i think french is starting to lose it too. it's half-associated with pepe le pew types now, isn't it?

Brave is always asking to update like slow your roll homie

>>216374486
We somehow need the rest of the country to do this too.

>>216374579
brave is a bitcoin miner

Took a very normal shit. Very ordinary. Size, shape, colour, consistency, and odour: all comfortably within acceptable parameters.

>>216374510
*a little kid suddenly stabs you in the thigh with a dirty syringe*
Good job, Paco. This gringo's gonna have to watch his T-cell count for the rest of his life

>>216374337
You've accomplished both

The most endangered species is young, hot white women.

Am I turtley enough for the turtle club?

I have single handley found 25 cases of lost media in the last two years

>>216374638
as a disgusting brown man i need one

these player name puns on fox have got to stop. they're talking about yamamoto and they flew up "Yama's Motto" with his stats. good grief.

>>216374621
*runs you over with a monster truck*
sh-th-fuck up already.

>>216374648
post em

>>216374659
I’m hoping for some Yamameatballs tonight

>>216374659
When Jeremy lin was playing they called him "the chink in the armor"

>>216374666
¡ACK!

>>216374659
Trey Bien

What ancient empire do cats come from?

Purrrsia!

Get it?

>>216374734
egypt

>>216374734
what did i just say about puns? put a paws on it already.

>>216374734
meow

>>216374748
No, Purrrsia, like Persia. Do you get it?

>>216374748
I don't get it

muuuaaahaa the national anthem. 's always been celebrated for its excellence.

Lots of trick or treaters on the east coast this year?

>>216374851
They never play the full version

i trick these hoes out but i give them a treat as well

>>216374869
idk I been listening to music

>>216374870
well at least your guy sang it jazzier. our guy held on that final note so long i thought he was gonna start changing colors like the opera singer in the bugs bunny cartoon.

>>216374851
Thanks Orson

y'all watchin the game?

>>216374966
Wouldn’t miss it

>>216374958
Hang in there fren!

in lieu of nochan november I think I will do noshitboards november
goodbye /cum/mers, see you on the flip side

>>216375029
I won't miss you

>>216375029
You still have hours left until november what's the rush bucko?

>>216374966
yeah, but i got a bad feeling about this. it's fitting for the day though. is there anything spookier than canadians beating americans in a sport? *shudders*

>>216375043
the feeling is mutual bitch ass ho ass nigga

>>216375046
I'm gonna go smoke weed and watch a slasher movie

>>216375054
Sabotage the show

Next Halloween Justin Trudeau should be Aladdin again

non-stop gooning november

you know what i think would help MLB ratings and ticket sales? relegate the organist to the opening and closing of the game. i know this spits in the eye of decades of tradition, but i think if they blasted some boomer rock when a flyball or homer cracks out, instead of hearing "Seven Nation Army" on the organ for the billionth time, interest would improve.

THROW AWAY YOUR TELEVISION
TIME TO MAKE THIS CLEAN DECISION
MASTER WAITS FOR ITS COLLISION NOW

>>216375162
Better idea: naked cheerleaders

>>216375162
you want to put dozens of hard-working organists out of work you evil little man

>>216375223
i say our ideas are compatible.
>>216375226
not at all! those devices can play a song from a keystroke. make 'em DJ's!

>>216375250
you think it's one guy playing the organ the whole game? they trade off, you'd can half of them at least

Neighbors dogs will be barking all night

>>216375227
I am one of those people

already yawning. i hate boreball

>>216375320
leave it on in the background and just save the score in your head if you work. that's what i used to do. "so wow, those team name's huh? shooo..."

Infinite beer

>>216375282
imagine fucking her

>>216375320
filtered

>>216375400
Is this the big game that decides if BlueJays win the WS? I don't keep up but I think it is

>>216375408
How many times are you going to ask instead of looking it up

>>216375375
So who is the girl in the OP? She is really beautiful, she is stunning

>>216375382
would solve all my problems

>>216375431
>how dare you interact with a fellow /cum/mer instead of just googling it alone

holy fuck sorry bro nevermind

bought a vampire costume in the end...

>>216375444
dude, calm down, look at me. you have nothing to be sorry for. he's just an asshole. *hugs*

>>216375444
Sorry I hurt your feelings lil bro

>>216375462
I was sucking this guy off under his dress while he did this

>>216375462
>>216375463

>>216375437
What does OP's picture has to do with halloween

>>216375491
That's just haters b

>>216371900 (OP)
she could pass as local, i'd say she's not really american

autistic niggas be like "there's exactly 2,435 toothpicks and also i pooped my pants"

>>216375457
pics?

>>216375491
i can’t tawlk..

i'm not using that, make a proper halloween edition

Also we aren't at 310 posts

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