Thread 216375562

Remember that retarded hawk tuah bitch everyone soyjacked over

>>216375623
she's actually hot tho, imagine her hawk tuahing on your p3n0rz

normalfag cunts
tfu tfu tfu

Lebron is a bitch *Jay Z - Big Pimpin' starts playing*

every time I go to meijer I like to fuck with the people who think it's ok to cut across the parking lot diagonally to get to the exit
sure it's a big half-empty parking lot but, like, the lines are there for a reason

'za for dinner

Favorite Halloweenie movies: mother! or The Substance

>>216375686
demonic eyes and face

lol that dipshit in the last thread thinks we're going to use his late blompf thread

what a homo

Orange night lights were so fucking SOVL that new LED shit is such an eye sore

Hanging with the budz.

>>216375809
this. used to love driving around under those things and now everything's a washed out gross white light.

sodium and potassium bulbs were so warm and kino.

>>216375686
>that thing
>hot
Buddy you gotta get some standards please I'm begging you

>>216375791
it's the brazilian schizo spammer

I'm sorry but you're lying if you wouldn't the hawk tuah girl

>>216375854
she is cute

>>216375839
how old is this you unc

Happy Halloween

>>216375854
>gotta get some standards
what would that lead to?

>>216375870
probably about 8-9 years old if IIRC

yo ock lemme get a bacon egg and cheese salt pepper yessir

>>216375909
I read this

>>216375888
That's a good shot

>>216375945
proof?

>>216375952
Ask me anything about it

Just realized some posters here could have been 9 years old when that pic was taken wtf

>>216375968
what was your favourite book in the series?

>>216375949
ty, went through a phase where I did a lot of night photography. glad I got some shots before they replaced everything with LED cancer lights.

>>216376000
horrible
it used to be absolute kino being driven along the motorway at 1am with that beautiful orange-yellow glow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mm7kcMkMz0

>>216375989
Superfudge

It is with no small measure of affliction that I acknowledge my fortunes to be sadly diminished, my purse exhausted, and my station reduced to one of grievous penury, such that I find myself abandoned to the stern tutelage of want, the harshest master to which mankind is ever subject.

>>216376043
it was like a big warm blanket draped over your entire drive. i don't even think they make those bulbs anymore, i tried to find one for use on my garage light and couldn't find anyone selling them. probably illegal now in my gay cunt.

>>216376074
Hmm.

test

>>216375686
she looks jewish

the feng shui is off

>>216376157
well don't eat it then

>>216376134
many such cases

>>216376169
what the FUCK is he wearing around his neck

who doesn't love cargo pants

Stray cats have way worse poops than domesticated ones

my life is so unspeakably grim and retarded

My Brisbane baby is here tonight

I don't know what my real voice is supposed to sound like. My voice changes depending on whom I'm talking to. I have tried recording myself talking but it's awkward just sitting there talking into my phone and I don't know if that's how I normally sound. I also change the types of phrases that I use and the cadence of my speech depending on whom I'm with. I don't know what my "real" voice is if I even have one.

mr uncanny become incredible

usually i don’t talk

I missed getting a pic of a little kid in a Nazi SS uniform

>>216376231
>little kid in a Nazi SS uniform
Only in Mexico

>>216376211
are you me?

>>216376168
imagine her getting gunned down by khammass turrists

>>216375623
i remember. this pic still makes a little bubble of bile rise in my throat.

>>216376168
ugly uniform extremely unaesthetic, also why do they have roasties in the military, is the only reason just to post coomer bait to try to get young people to support Israel

Keanu Reeves :D

>>216376263
I would berry my dick so far in her ass King Arthur couldn't pull it out

>>216376288
very ugly uniform, very gross whoreish behavior
I am thoroughly unimpressed.

Just gave a chocolate bar to the jeet delivering me a package

>>216376317
agreed, she would make a fine cocksleeve for my BWC

Got a Zyn in my mouth.

>>216376337
what bar? did he say anything? very nice of you to do.

zyn = black dick

>>216376288
>>216376342
In the American military she would get in serious trouble for behaving like this in uniform and disgracing the military, but I suppose Israel has different standards on these matters. Apparently it is part of their strategy.

I live here

The illuminati await the birth of the Starchild and the awakening of the new man.

>>216376380
very nice car.

>>216376376
no she would not, the US military is full of whores all the same.

trains are kino and sovl

>>216376410
i feel like there's one of those lame-o adam sandler comedies there. where he's the prophesied destructor of mankind, but they have to groom this annoying manchild into the role, which of course he fucks all up while people poop and get hit in the nuts. hey, there's the pope, kevin spade!

>>216376442
JACK IT OFF

ELBOWS UP

HURRFFFF DURRRFFFF

>>216376410
This is literally what 2001 A Space Odyssey is all about. Bluepilled normies think it's just some sci-fi movie about space travel. It's really about Luciferian alchemy.

>>216376476
read the book?

Tartar sauce is for fish sticks

>>216376508
replying to pic
>if the dodgers win this continues
blue jays, would you please?

>>216376513
you know what else it works on though? baked potatoes. seriously try that shit if you make a baked potato, it's an awesome substitute for sour cream. gives your tater a real ZIP.

>>216376169
Reminds me of being young. Hanging out in my friends detached garage hacking darts and drinking a brew

>>216375686
She looks annoying and loud

i look like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvVdFXOFcjw

>>216376211
My voice sounds unnaturally deep
I look like a nerd but then i talk and my voice is weirdly deep. it's unsettling

Finna smoke some weed and play some video games

Not a single trick or treater in 40 minutes. Seems like it’s mostly died down by now.

hello I love trump and israel and asmongold

Sad enough to go buy a forty I think

>>216376587
how loud and annoying can she be when I have my entire cock rammed down her throat

dogberg left me all scratched

you can’t just fight a war for oil to protect energy security because… you just can’t okay??? wars for resources are not allowed you can ONLY fight a war to free oppressed ethnics

You only get tricker treaters in Hispanic neighborhoods
My brother lives in a dump on the south side and he had dozens
I live in a nice neighborhood in a hip area and either there are no children here or they're all strapped into their VR headsets

>>216376662
This is the kind of culture you get when literally everybody is trying to roleplay as a disillusioned leftist with *concerns* instead of just admitting to being a chud

>>216376662
if they just went we need to go there kill people cause we need more money no one would be willing to go

>>216376669
>Spick or Treaters

>>216376609
what you gonna play?

>>216376689
I would be the first in line

reading about american soy farmers killing themselves because they're forced to indebt themselves to John Deere which is basically just Apple Inc

I ate a Mr beast feastable I bought for the trigger treaters and I feel like I might shit my pants

Mr Beast is a disgusting heathen who enables child abusing trannies.

Bombing hills is some of the most fun anyone could ever have

it's so freeing

>>216376744
Okay marty mcfly junior

>>216376724
Why do they kill themselves why don't they just not fucking pay lmao
Imagine the crowdfunding when you post a video of cops seizing your tractor
Farmers are retarded

>>216376730
You’re only supposed to eat those at feasts

>>216376766
what, are there bigger toilets there? the man needs to go! feast, picnic or luncheon! haha

make some good posts for me to read

>>216376754
No equilibrium says what

>>216376755
they pay subscriptions for tractors and shit and can only get them repaired by John Deere

I ate the Mr. beast feastables before because they were like 47 cents each on clearance at RCSS. Not very good tbqh.

Enough is as good as a feastable

>>216376800
just dont buy john deere tractors, aint that hard

cuddles in bed with syndey sweeney !

what the actual fuck is a feastable

Stop farting >>216376802

Any farmer would kill himself if he had to spend one day in the life of a gamer

>>216376800
Every farmer near me uses New Holland now.
John Deere fanboys are fucking retards so I guess this adds up

>>216376815
Chocolate Mr beats

finished sorting sisterberg's halloween haul
due to her allergies, the peanut confectionaries all went to me
I am rather pleased with today's events

>>216376807
yeah they should buy some cheap tractors from other countries OH WAIT

>>216376828
hook me up with your sister anon

>>216376828
is sisterberg old enough to consent?

>>216376816
Errant reply or something else?

honestly can't think of a youtuber i hate more than MrBeast

I don’t even know if the blue jays are a bit behind or a lot. I’m watching but I don’t really know what’s going on

who else skates here?

>>216376864
grow up unc

>>216376850
Customgrow420

>>216376853
CumDodgers are trying to avoid getting splattered by the BJays

>>216376864
I want to get into skating but I worry 30 is too old

>>216376879
hes based

MrBeast is so obviously a queer but he's trying desperately to hide it with his beard fiance. Years from now he'll publish some memoir talking about how he had to hide it and suck cocks quietly in bathrooms at 2am like a sneaky little faggot.
I hope he gets AIDS.

quite fond of the cheerful fella with the trumpet in the top right corner of my screen

>>216376877
skating is for everyone of all ages
>>216376889
you can start at any age, skating is life long and very fun, skating community is very welcoming

What are the poly market odds on JD Vance's wife getting whacked by a Democrat. I'm gonna put 10G's in that shit.

>>216376742
Good thing you posted it before nnn.

Finished sorting sisterberg's bras and panties

>>216376864
i used to. never got good enough to kickflip or anything. the thing that kills me, is a skateboard would be the perfect way to get around where i live. there's nothing i ever need in any distance that requires a car. but i don't have a skateboard anymore, and even if i did, i think my shame receptors would overload. this is how you know your brain is unhealthy. you're so worried what other people would think, that you'll walk in the sun or freeze, rather than just whizz on by in convenience. i really should buy one. i still remember how to relax the axels and push.

>>216376920
indian and female, unlikely

I immediately changed it to Yotsuba B when I saw that gay Halloween shit. Fuck hiroshimoot he can't just play off Classic m00t's shit and act like everything is still the same.

Going to a normoid halloween party. Pls pray I get laid (I'm an incel)

>>216376958
>BC Anons

>>216376946
It will be the official story though

Haven't seen the lol wut pear in probably a decade

>>216376956
a well-hung werewolf will butter your biscuits with his spooky flesh wand

fuck my load of barnacles life

I like the orange glow when you hover over digits

>>216377023
it's not orange it's red you colour blind fuck

>>216376995
I haven't seen someone say "my sides" is probably like a decade

>>216376935
You should get one, its especially relaxing at night skating in the middle of the street while no one is around

>>216377031
it's orange

>>216377039
fuck you gaslighting benchod

this morning i was dreading all the happy birthday texts and phone calls i would get from my family, i guess i got my wish because i didnt receive a single text or phone call from any of them

>>216377040
Fucked up how a large breasted belle juive will marry a closeted republican over a nice guy like me

>>216377050
nice, you really lucked out. stress free day for you.

>>216377050
It's probably because not only are you ugly, you have a terrible unlikeable personality

It took people a long time to real eyes Julia Fox was a weirdo

>>216377072
i prefer Julia Ann

my bowels are backed up because of all the cheese i’ve been eating lately

>>216377082
Based

>>216377047
it looks orange to me. are you on a mobile device? a lot of them have an "enhanced" color mode by default. if you've never turned it off, everything is a little saturated.

>>216377082
stool hoarding is going to be a big thing in 2026, you're a real trendsetter.

>>216376134
She IS jewish. Look it up

>>216377082
look at this cheesy nigga
lil cheeseball over there lmao

Trash economy
By 2070 recycling will be so good that trash will be a valuable commodity

>>216377082
i've given up trying to control my system. cheese and potatoes? diarrhea. beans and kashews? a wipeless perfect. i can't predict it. i only know what to avoid: coffee. not even caffeine, coffee specifically. that stuff will make me shit until i run out of wet wipes and hand soap.

>>216377122
indians will be legal tender, we'll exchange them for goods and services. three jeets for a loaf we'll say, one rajesh for a bushel of apples, etc.

of course wallets will need to be adapted. rather than a leather billfold they'll resemble a 10 foot uHaul trailer in which you'll jam hundreds of screaming indian men, whipping and shocking them into place with cattle prods and lengths of aircraft cable. it'll be a rough change at first but like all things it will eventually smooth out.

>>216377138
I'm already experimenting converting Indians into tangible goods by boiling them alive in my basement

so all you niggas are making bank off of nvidia and tech stocks and shit, right?

>>216377154
Yeah I'm shorting them

>>216376969
How do you know?

>>216377153
have you had any success?

>>216377163
how long do you think the bubble will last

>>216377175
We're still in the data collection phase

>>216377176
2028

>>216377154
wouldn't even know where to start. i don't know how to invest in the first place.

>>216377190
well keep trying, the pursuit of knowledge is priceless.

>>216377166
timestamp on the photo + Steamworks is a known BC brewer

Ive been trying to turn the Indians in my basement into Japanese for months but nothing works and I’m running out of healthy Jeets.

Steamworks is also a gay bathhouse downtown
Don't invite foreign friends to meet at steamworks without clarifying where you're meeting exactly
Fuck it just meet at waterfront and walk

Fun fact we had a 4chan meetup with moot there

>>216377210
don't know if I've ever seen a healthy jeet, they all look sickly and diseased.

>>216377216
>Steamworks is also a gay bathhouse downtown

0 trick or treaters, houses with Christmas lights up, people outside aren't even dressed up. ITS OVER

I gave more candy to Asian girls than jeet kids

Are turnarounds good for you?

good lord

>>216377199

>>216377336
Same channel made a spanish version.

>>216377259
i don't like this intrusion on halloween's territory. november is the gluttonous no-man's-land. no christmas stuff before. and if you'll elect me, i PROMISE to

>>216377349
wow jannies on it tonight

if I lived anywhere near indians and they actually came onto my property and touched my door and demanded food I think I'd lose my mind

>>216377349
you’re gay as hell bruh

>>216377313
and white kids?

>>216377372
happy diwali saaaar

Accidentally popped a little bag of chips upside down and got chip crumbs and fragments in my underwear and pubes

>>216377388
you deserve it

>>216377381
dont exist in cuckada

>>216377388
i guess you're dressed all over now aren't you?

>>216377391
For what

>>216377388
toss the pants into the hamper and rinse in the shower real quick. all good.

>>216377401
being gaynadian

>>216377378
i'm not tho

Wish I had a gf sometimes

>>216377415
Sometimes I like to listen to Ariana Grande

Legend has it that many anons who killed themselves post on 4chan on Halloween

>>216375783
>Mother!
Wasn't a fan of this one. It's too metaphorical

>>216377415
you could just become the gf too

>>216375562 (OP)
Her arms are hairy. Some anons are into that, but I'm not. We have or had a version of this woman with blue eyes and a pale body. Her name is Jade Picon. I don't know if she still looks like this woman because she's like an apezillian Kardashian or something like that so she might have gone through some medical procedures since the last time I saw her a few years ago. I don't know, I don't follow these kind of people unless they're hot enough for me to beat my meat to them.

>>216377424
can we contact them? how do you do a seance on a digital message board?

My bussy aches, not from a good dicking but because it's been so long since I had one

>>216377451
They're posting in this thread already
Just leave a (you) to soothe their souls

just read an absolutely atrocious post about bussy

>>216377154
Is it too late?

>>216376317
My ethnical and religiously Jewish friend followed this woman back when he was in the army and he sent her a message telling her that she's an "embarrassment to the Israel army" due to whorish behavior. He's a pretty funny dude and I was talking with him just now.

the wallpaper on my pc is stuck on the same one for several days now because of the US government shutdown (nasa wont update their picture of the day)

>>216377424
>The spoopy skeletons are actually dead anons.

Gonna shave soon. Gotta look pretty for the boys

Snack while I read a book. Nofap November begins in an hour.

friendly reminder.

>>216377518
how are you gonna survive?!?!! you just finished locktober!

Loads of trick or treaters this year
America is back bros

>>216377524
LOL WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THAT

>>216377529
I haven't had kids come to the door in years

>>216377489
Is this a.i or where is this pic from?
I need context

>>216376249
I like and respect Mr. Beast despite never having watched a single video of him or even hearing his voice. My mom watched the Beast games and she told me that it's way better than squid games. She told me that he's a natural showman. I believe her, but I'm afraid of my autism noticing something about him and ruining him for me so I just observe him from far away.

>>216377522
OUT.

>>216377524
he'll be tuggin his disgusting little pud to cartoon porn within 48 hours. Jason has no self control, that's why he's eating dogshit food at this hour.

>>216377524
No I didn't, I'm not a tranny freak.

>>216377554
Ok Phoebe

Wish I could show you a pic of my cousins in their Halloween costumes but you're all pedophiles

>>216377563
Weird flex but ok

I can respect horror as an artform, but i can't remember the last time a horror movie made me scared
I feel like more often than not i find horror movies funny, even the artsy ones that try hard to be creepy

My thread got 0 replies but to be fair 0 people saw that movie

>>216377558
Based and soulful

>>216377563
Normal people can see a naked child and feel nothing.

You thinking their Halloween costumes are too hot says more about you than anyone else.

>>216377543
thats arhentina
pic related is in israel

what is unc skrunken about?!

>>216377574
I think the prominence of jump scares is a quiet admission that horror movies have trouble being scary without them

>>216377558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-ZdWoKXa4c

Any of you ever see that remake of The Blob from the eighties

>>216377582
>Normal people can see a naked child and feel nothing.

normal people would be uncomfortable at the sight of such a thing unless it was their own child, way to slip up there you sicko.

(watch this pedo try to back pedal now or call me a pedo)

Horror does not work on men. You have to make the protagonist a girl and/or make the villain supernatural to get us interested. Jason Vorheez, Michael Myers, evil clowns, I'd just unload my 9 into them.

>>216377601
You're wrong. You just outed yourself as a pedophile.

>>216377574
>>216377587
I mean even good horror movies. i'm not talking about schlock
I just watched this one called Don't Look Now, and it was a beautifully shot film, but the only moment in the entire film that spooked me a little was the ending

>>216377606
>Horror does not work on men
Oh yeah?

>>216377616
i hope they've chemically castrated you, you're a real danger to the community.

>>216377476
alright, i'll try.
hey. i'm sorry it didn't work out. but hey, at least you did it, right? it can go so wrong. blindness instead of grey matter, stomach scarring intead of the hollywood exit. i hope it's better there. (you).

>>216377633
Typical cartoonish overcompensation. Grow up, pedophile.

Why the fuck am i still awake

>>216377606
It's better when the villain is a hag

>>216377653
Jason-esque post, ironic considering he is a gay pedo known for spamming and requesting shota.

Jason is arguing with the same leaf he had the ak argument with and doesn't realize it

>>216377672
it's too easy ngl

>>216377601
Normal people hang out at schools giving kids candy out their vans it's normal just like children's beauty pageants
if you disagree you're projecting

>>216377664
You're literally a pedophile. You see naked children and get excited.

Me? I've seen naked children at the beach and felt nothing. They are like dogs.

>>216377554
I've never got the monster can tranny dude meme. My dick is also bigger than one of those and it's still average as fuck. Actually, my soft dick was the smallest back in the army and I'd feel ashamed of the other dudes because of that. I'm not ashamed about it anymore, but I'm 100% aware that it's not that big even if I can hit the walls of most of the women I fuck.

I could probably easily learn Italian considering i've a decent grasp of Spanish, but realistically i'm never gonna use it
Also I worry it may actually just mess with my Spanish knowledge cause then i might mix up the way Italians conjugate things w/ how Spanish do...

Jason admits he goes to the beach to watch naked children. Possible new low in his character arc.

I bought a nice DW Home candle 2 days ago and it's already half gone.

In my culture food is actually very important

>new low in his character
ESL moment.

>>216377745
there's nothing wrong in that configuration of words.

the grindr hookup wasn't as satisfying as i thought it'd be

>>216377712
His life isn't an arc it's more like an exponential downward slope

WREAK OF

>>216377741
In my culture, it's considered good to eat together with family and friends.

>>216377745
What's wrong with the sentence? makes sense to me

>>216377775
I didn't see the last word when I read his post. I'm busy reading an isekai.

Beers here

made Jason look like a fool award

poogays lost the 6th game?

Looking at really old people unsettles me.

>>216377787
I've had two
Wish i could always be beered up but reality-kike comes a knocking each morning

>>216377678
You're in love with him

>>216377813
As long the lights are on I don't really care

hungry for musky white boy butt

>>216377755
did you get pozzed?

>>216377820
Comfy

hungry for brians used socks and underwear

>>216377832
no. he asked me if he could wear girls panties before to which i declined.
what is wrong with homos

what do you do when you find that most of the people you encounter are unlikeable?

>>216377830
i'm hungry for two squares of very thin crust pizza. that's what i want, i don't care which big or local restaurant. i want two of them, one now, and one for later, of just crust, meat, cheese and sauce. sitting in the box, in my refridgerator.

>>216377854
Remember the ways in which I am unlikeable

>>216377853
were you the top or bottom

>>216377854
leave your small town shithole

thread has taken an extremely grim turn

>>216377863
i only top but i'm open to side activities (frotting, mutual masturbation)

>>216377854
If everywhere you go smells like shit, you need to check the bottom of your shoe.

not a fan of the gays.

broke one of my ceramic chopsticks and now i'm sad

what race was your first character in skyrim? I went with the default nord

If the bears don't win this weekend I'm going to end my life

>>216377900
i will rape you and convert you

>>216375839
>>216375888
>>216376000
saved all of these. great pics

do you believe you're missing out?
that everything good is happening somewhere else?

>>216377907
bears win every day of the year

>>216377854
The common denominator there is yourself

>>216377927
yea but i'll get there someday

>>216377915
why are you like this

>>216377936
brian is a crab in a bucket

Fish in a barrel. Towns the fish, people are the barrel