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Even George had girlfriends frequently. How did they do it?
>the toppings contain potassium benzoate
>>82212740
I don't chase or even ponder the "perfect" partner because that's a fantasy for femoids desu, but here's my baseline preference:
>body type
anything other than gaunt and underweight or extremely obese. if your weight is off such that I have to seriously worry about your short term health, it's off enough to be unattractive. that's basically it. my BMI is 27 so I'm not critical about it.
>appearance
at least basic hygiene and skincare/haircare, but I'm not picky about freckles, moles, birthmarks, etc.. I don't like long nails (1/2in+), but just trimmed every week or two is fine, and if you're the type to chew them off that's fine.
>body count
genuinely never cared. people like to mush their sex parts together regardless of which sex parts they're born with, crazy stuff. it's like asking how many sandwiches someone has eaten in their life... probably not enough for their liking, that's all there really is to it.
>hobbies/interests
had to be trimmed char limit but:
movies (I prefer horror, black comedy, or sci-fi; some historical dramas as long as I find the history itself interesting, e.g. it isn't just an excuse to watch rich/pretty nobility fucking each other), video games (I mostly just play older and singleplayer focused titles, but I'll play w/e), dumb internet conspiracy shit (I believe less than 5% of it all, but I find it amusing all the same), anything animal-related, old anime, weird music.
>employment/education
idc as long as you're not using me as a wallet and we relate enough in intelligence/knowledge during conversation, e.g. you don't just tune out and then ask questions like "uhh what language do they speak in Spain?".
>other
I get the ick from women that are super way too into reality television and/or celebrity drama. Also if you are just really gossipy and underhanded generally (talk shit about literally everyone the second they're not in earshot) that's also a big ole ick from me.
truly impossible standards, I know.
I don't chase or even ponder the "perfect" partner because that's a fantasy for femoids desu, but here's my baseline preference:
>body type
anything other than gaunt and underweight or extremely obese. if your weight is off such that I have to seriously worry about your short term health, it's off enough to be unattractive. that's basically it. my BMI is 27 so I'm not critical about it.
>appearance
at least basic hygiene and skincare/haircare, but I'm not picky about freckles, moles, birthmarks, etc.. I don't like long nails (1/2in+), but just trimmed every week or two is fine, and if you're the type to chew them off that's fine.
>body count
genuinely never cared. people like to mush their sex parts together regardless of which sex parts they're born with, crazy stuff. it's like asking how many sandwiches someone has eaten in their life... probably not enough for their liking, that's all there really is to it.
>hobbies/interests
had to be trimmed char limit but:
movies (I prefer horror, black comedy, or sci-fi; some historical dramas as long as I find the history itself interesting, e.g. it isn't just an excuse to watch rich/pretty nobility fucking each other), video games (I mostly just play older and singleplayer focused titles, but I'll play w/e), dumb internet conspiracy shit (I believe less than 5% of it all, but I find it amusing all the same), anything animal-related, old anime, weird music.
>employment/education
idc as long as you're not using me as a wallet and we relate enough in intelligence/knowledge during conversation, e.g. you don't just tune out and then ask questions like "uhh what language do they speak in Spain?".
>other
I get the ick from women that are super way too into reality television and/or celebrity drama. Also if you are just really gossipy and underhanded generally (talk shit about literally everyone the second they're not in earshot) that's also a big ole ick from me.
truly impossible standards, I know.
>>212695277
Rolling for manhands
Rolling for manhands
LOL
