Thread 215245015

you fixed me up with a trans woman

Elaine get gangbang

>>215245015 (OP)
>says the guy with a rug on his head
KEK

Hey, does wearing a toupee count as being trans (man in a dress)? It does doesn't it? I mean, both are lying right?

Yes. & She's got a HUGE...
>Pan to Kramer sliding in from the front door

>>215245015 (OP)
If she's hot like Daisy Taylor, Pierbi, W0llip, Uyuna, Victoria Salvatore, Leila Cannno, Finnster, Michelle Alter, ts_kbby, Whorella, Sayuri Mattar, izayoirui, Dinapoison, baby_usagiii, ArianaAngels, queeniesteph, wishdoll, remigumi, cd bell, purutrap, mapleberry, cloudy, beefay, gabbytsxo, giselly, spherehunter, natalie mars, stella.f.dior, belinda, booniecollins, chiquisworld, malenabb, stelluhb, kenziereena, taftaj, yesangelgirl, kelly karkoski, wonndybuns, VicaTS, Pia Huntington, khloe khiss, princessducki, nelhado, cecemiri, Lusher54 (cutest girl in list behind Sayuri), remy richards, or camiixoxo then what's the problem?

>so what? she's post-op! she passes!
>she doesn't pass, Jerry!
>she passes! she passes!
>her hands are too rugged, Jerry, it's like holding hands with Kramer
>(Kramer enters)
>hey!
>Kramer, have you met George's gf, Faerlene?
>Faerlene? I dated her for 3 years
>see, even Kramer agrees she passes!
>passes? what do you mean?
>you know, she looks like a woman
>she is one!
>I know, but biologically..
>what do you mean, Jerry??
>Kramer...
>I... I gotta go...
>(Kramer stumbles outside)
>(aggressive puking sounds are overheard)

>>215245015 (OP)
George is just a skinny newman.

>>215245213
Do you think you have a problem?

NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

>>215245251
Yeah, not enough cock for all those girlies

>>215245218
https://youtu.be/paKOBT4dv1I

>Yes, george, but a woman. And the way things are for you, you need any woman you can get
>SHES GOT A PENIS JERRY! A PENIS! RIGHT BETWEEN HER LEGS! I SAW IT. THAT'S NO WOMAN!
>you said she
>JERRY!
>kramer slides in. Applause.
>heyo
>hi kramer
>jerry set me up with a man, kramer
>no, no, no, i set you up with a woman
>A TRANS WOMAN JERRY!
>oh, well, i didn't know you were so opend minded. Rock on george
>IM NOT OPEN MINDED! Im a very close minded man. Ive been using the same brand of soap my entire life. I order it now since they dont sell it in new york anymore. I dont change kramer.
>why dont they sell the soap anymore?
>something about it being run by an antisemite
>really?!
>yes jerry. But its very good soap.
>is that what your new girlfriend thinks?
>KRAMER!

>>215245415
pretty good

>>215245308
What about Ella? Is kiki's doppelganger not to your liking?

>>215245541
Detransitioned men are pathetic, same goes for chanel santini. Stay feminized for real men.

>So? Its the nineties George!
>I know what year it is Jerry, that's no the issue. What you did was like me arranging a club event but its for the black panther party.
>How that's the same? I'm not racist.
>Of course you're not racist, but you're not black either.
>George I don't really understand what you're getting at. Is there something else going on.
>[Camera cuts to George looking at Jerry]
>[Camera cuts to Jerry looking at George]
>It was dark Jerry.
>It was dark?
>Yes. Dark
>What was?
>The bedroom.
>Oh, HER bedroom?
>Yes.
>[Camera cuts to George looking at Jerry]
>[Camera cuts to Jerry looking at George]
>I take it you two went back to her place early, for "coffee"
>[Geroge curls his lip and in hales and walk away from Jerry] It was DARK.

>>215245832
They could also play it with the same energy as pic related

>>215245015 (OP)
Gerg get tranny gf

>>215245415
Decent approximation, better than most

>>215247139
lmaooo

Elaine with a sidecut is hot.

>>215245015 (OP)
not that there's anything wrong with that

>>215247309
She fire no matter

>>215245218
>Elaine walks in showing off her new vibrating, pink dildo

Same energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2KsZHRrFpU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_u1OTgD14A

>>215245015 (OP)
> SHE'S GOT A PENIS, JERRY!

>>215245415
This is good.

>>215245015 (OP)
>Jery get Uber
>Elan get onlyfan
>Gerg get tranny gf
>Kram get ban for saying n word

>>215245031
*bends down*
*sniffs*
Yep, that's a gape

>>215245415
AI voice get on this

>>215245015 (OP)
>tfw the Seinfeld Soupposters shitposting group on Fbook used to be original jokes, humorous takes on the show and creative shit, now it's just a tranny hugbox and opinion posting

why are normies and redditards unable to be funny?

>>215251092
>now it's just a tranny hugbox and opinion posting
Wow. Just like my 4chan

>>215251714
why do they have to force themselves into everything no one cares if you chop off your dick

>>215245015 (OP)
Not gay if tranny penis is limp and balls dont touch.

>>215245457
>>215247152
>>215248093
>>215250187
Th-thanks guys. Im glad a lifetime of watching Seinfeld could amount to something.

>>215245063
>I don't feel feminine enough, I need fake breasts
>I don't feel masculine enough, I need fake hair
Much to consider

>>215245015 (OP)
Nobody said "trans woman" in the 90s. We called them trannies back then.

>>215253127
Your shithole flyover state notably isn't NYC

>>215253168
I grew up in an extremely liberal town near New York City actually. It's just that what liberal meant in the 90s is considered far right today.

>>215249085
The AI memes are more entertaining than the actual show.

>>215251092
>Seinfeld Soupposters
I saw a tranny there once just make a meme about himself.
There was no joke, he just photoshopped himself standing in a Seinfeld scene.
He responded to anyone calling him out by posting selfies.

>>215249998
George would buy Elaine's onlyfans, not knowing it was her. Under a pseudonym he sends her messages and they interact. George leads her on to imagine him as some attractive guy and she believes it, and starts thinking all her fans are like that. By the end of the episode Elaine sees his phone and realises that George is the audience that she attracts and shuts her onlyfans account in disgust.

>>215245015 (OP)
That faggot term didn't even exist back then.

>>215249085
I think these insane Seinfeld edits, including the AI ones, are probably my favorite new meme.

>>215245415
That last
>KRAMER
nails it

>>215253212
Good Morning Sir

>>215253212
Saar this is very funny, much seinfeld, joy!

>>215253127
>>215254114
This up to the aughts tranny, shemale, etc were accepted terms even liberals used. The idea that they were actually women and not clearly their own group is a very very recent conceit.

>>215245415
excellent

>>215245015 (OP)
Wouldn't bang a tranny but a date with one doesn't sound that bad. They are mostly just autistic dudes so we would just talk about spergy shit.

>>215245541
He goes by "Jean" now. And that is a reference of Jean Luc btw. Lmao. It's such a shame because for like 2 year she was probably the hottest in the whole game.

>>215256172
Would bang. Might date.

>>215245415
*closed minded
"close minded" makes it sound like it was written by an ESL retard

>>215254617
>new
these are like 15 years old, from somethingawful

>>215245015 (OP)
The toupee looked good (though less-so in that image). I never got why Jerry and Elaine thought it looked stupid.

>>215252249
>why would mentally ill attention seekers want to be the centre of attention?
Truly a mystery

George by bitcoin for jery. George goes behind jery's back and loses it on shitcoin pump and dumps.

>>215245213
>Whorella
Surely you jest