Thread 212683421

Why was Jerry such a dick to him? He just wanted to be friends.

Jealousy

>>212683421 (OP)
He was secretly in love with Jerry and it disgusted him.

>Soup is not a meal

I wanted to punch that piece of shit right in the face so badly here

>>212683421 (OP)
same reason he hates newman - jerry hates encountering another manchild in the same mould as himself. bania is everything jerry fears about his own character and it makes him insecure.

>>212683934
It isn't

>>212683951
Which is why hes a jagoff for redeeming his meal for it and then jewing jerry over for another one. His dumbass fault.

>>212683934
it wasn't the soup, it was him making Jerry go out to a restaurant and then changing his mind. It was a jerkoff move.

Bania won

>>212683948
That is gold, Jerry. Gold.

>>212683948
How was Newman a manchild?

>>212684391
Because if he was just a child jerry would be attracted to him BAHAHAHAHA

>>212683421 (OP)
Jerry prefers Jews as friends and shiksas as girlfriends.

>>212683951
Soup can be a meal. If there's meat and vegetables in the soup, some bread and crackers on the side, perhaps some slaw

>>212684391
he was emotionally stunted and self-serving. over the top, a slave to his desires. how is he not a manchild? what is your defense of Newman?

>>212686305
He has a government job which affords him an apartment across from famous comedian Jerry Seinfeld, he dates above his league, he represented his friend in a court of law, he can afford book a hotel for an entire New Year's Eve party in NYC (must be loaded)

We are all a slave to our desires, anon; denial is not a sign of maturity.

>>212686276
>soup can be a meal if it stops being soup

>>212686514
you think bread and crackers dont come with soup at a restaurant? additionally a side salad is almost offered for a small additional charge if that

>>212683951
Jerry was taking him out for a meal, its not his fault he wasted it on soup.

soup isnt a mea;. Ramen is, stew is, succotash is

>>212686514
>its not a soup because it has meat and vegetables in it
What kind of third world boiled cabbage water soup are you used to?

>>212686400
NTA and I don't really agree with his arguments, but Newman being financially successful doesn't make him not a manchild. He's honestly less of a manchild than Jerry is, who merely tries harder to hide it, but Newman is clearly kind of emotionally stunted as evidenced by how he plays into the weird adversarial bullshit Jerry comes at him with.

Ovaltine

>>212684113
He "won" a mouth full of toilet water.

>>212684113
Hottest Seinfeld girl?

>>212689329
Mulva?

cytube Seinfeld-Zaelesh

Early episodes playing right now.

>>212689435
site is full of viruses that will fuck your computer, no thanks

>>212689492
lol, okay. I've been watching it for a few years with zero issues. I don't know why you clicked and downloaded whatever you did, but the site doesn't host viruses and E-worms.

The Michael Chiklis episode is on now.

>>212689545
NTA, thought this channel was dead. Glad to see it's still up. I'm surprised that one guy that has a lot of channels on the site hasn't made a Seinfeld one yet.

>>212689545
>Michael Chiklis episode
Is that the one with the long island party?

>>212689598
SeinfeldHD is dead. This is one of those guys with a fuckton of channels. I think it comes and goes though. I think whoever owns Seinfeld pursues a lot of litigation.

>>212689624
Yeah. And then drinking and hookers.

>>212689329
Amanda "perfect feet" Peet

>>212689656
Damn, I knew that actor looked familiar but couldn't pin the face to a name.

>>212689644
>SeinfeldHD
Was this the one that went down like a year ago with the different page setup? I miss it, I loved the guys that would comment there.

>>212689545
don't listen to this scamming pajeet

>>212686276
>>212683951
>>212683934
Listen, soup can definitely be a meal in itself, a big hearty bowl of vegetable beef or nine bean soup. Where Jerry is coming from (as a rich Jew that never had to eat canned soup to not go hungry) is that if you go to a fancy multi course restaurant (not Olive Garden), they'll usually give you a choice between a salad or some cup-sized bowl of soup as a first course after the appetizer.

I wish I had the group to confer with on something that happened the other day in my life.
I ended up kind of shoplifting.
Picking up prescriptions at the pharmacy, grabbed a box of drinks and set on the counter. She just hands me the pills and ignores my sodas. I hold them up and make a face like "and...?" and she made the same face so I just walked away. Holding my bag with pills and the box and there was just one guy working the front of the store, probably assumed I paid in the back. So I walked out with the $10 worth of drinks. I'm sure the security person saw what happened on cam and they are just waiting for me to come back so they can call the police. I never steal. I was just like, "you won't ring this up, bitch? You DON'T want my money? It's free?? Fine!"
It was like I had road rage and wasn't myself. I would go pay for them or buy more and put it back on the shelf, but I can't risk getting busted. I don't want my name in the paper for "theft". I'm not a scummy criminal. So I'm actually going to call all the doctors and have everyone's prescriptions sent to another pharmacy so I just don't ever have to set foot in the store again. Seems like a George kind of situation.

What should I do? Is this paranoid reaction the right move??

>>212689757
Yeah. I used to comment there all the time. Somehow that channel had a good group and the schizo assbag /pol/ types didn't hang out there much. The new channel has no community. I felt so betrayed when I went one day and there was a password. I tried 'BOSCO' and "JOR EL" and other show references and all sorts of shit hoping it was just a goof, but it remains locked. I'm sure the guy got a cease and desist or something. At least the new channel has the correct aspect ratio and not that netflix widescreen shit.

>>212689759
WTF, dude? Are you like a Baked.TV guy or something?

>>212689946
What is this, small town white america problems?

>>212689329
https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/jerry-seinfeld-girlfriends

I agree with the top 3. Sue Ellen Mischke and Bridgette should be higher.

The first 3 seasons are so comfy.

>>212690068
I always got a kick out of the various comments that would just combine incredibly different quotes into one. I remember talking about Star Trek with them late at night, and yeah I totally agree about the loss of community. I thought they'd flock to there but I assume they went to Netflix.

Post the vocaroo

>>212690185
>no tawny kitaen


Jerry dated her irl and probably casting couched most of the lesser known ones.

>>212690185
>cop woman at 20
way too low, also she's the front desk woman in The Pitt, she's a good actress and still pretty.

>>212690260
Standards were so low in the 90s. A busted chick with shitty implants could be considered a sex icon.

>>212689946
They most likely won't try to press charges if everyone saw you do it and said nothint.
If they do call you on it just say it was a misunderstanding(like you assumed her nod meant that she HAD rung up the drinks and you didn't realize what happened) and offer to pay for it if they call you on it. The footage would basically show it was the cashiers fault and not really yours so I doubt they'd care to press charges over something like that with a regular customer if the intent clearly wasn't there.

>>212690333
She's in Schizopolis.

>>212690185
Stifler's mom didn't make it on the list?

>>212690333
lol, Melrose Place

>>212690363
Holy shit, I hadn't thought of that! Awesome. I have plausible deniability. I spend a lot of money there anyway and I don't think they'd go after me.
Thank you for the advice.

>>212683421 (OP)
>adult man openly tries to force another guy to hang out with
That's abnormal and off putting.

>>212690446
You're welcome anon, anything for a non botposter.

>>212690530
It's offputting but not actually that abnormal in large cities. Larger cities tend to result in having a larger network of acquaintances(for normies at least) and most large social groups have guys pull shit like this every now and again.

>>212690530
Jerry has 3 friends. He really can't handle any more. He explained this to Ramon.

>>212689329
the one with fungus

>>212690622
But Ramon was trying to get into jerry's pants

>>212690530
He's a struggling comic and Jerry is famous and successful.

>>212690530
Yeah that's like the entire point of the show

>>212689329
The girl at the pharmacy that George was into

>>212690758
No. That's something you're seeing that no one else is. He was just "up for some stuff". He wanted to tag along for errands. I think the poolboy stuff did bother Jerry. Towel stories? He can't relate to that.

>>212690622
He should've treated him like a woman and broke up with him, like the turkey roll guy.

>>212691296
They weren't friends yet. Jerry was professional-zoning him before it went too far.

>>212686680
You never get the tomato soup?

>>212691837
Grilled cheese + tomato soup is one of the all time greats. Simple, easy, effective. No need to re-invent the wheel. It just WORKS.

>>212683934
yet, you didn't dismantle his argument
seems like you are just mad

>>212689946
Are you retarded? You think the world revolves around you and people are waiting to see some random guy who walked out with less than $20 worth of merchandise? You know people go in there and regularly steal thousands and security has to worry about them all the time, right? You watch too much TV. You probably think your picture is hanging from a wall in the back, right? Hahahaha

>>212692609
Sounds like you work retail security yourself and are trying to cover. Hell you’re probably on watch right now.

>>212683951
>>212689824
It's not about whether soup has the substance to be called "a meal". "The meal" was an agreement to sit down at a restaurant and eat food. Whatever Banya ordered isn't relevant because it was about Jerry's time, not satiation. Contesting that soup is not a meal was just him trying to get even more of Jerry's time. Banya simply enjoyed forcing Jerry to endure his company.

>>212692609
Why must you go online and try to hurt strangers feelings?

>>212683948
If that were true he'd hate George, too. The real reason he hates Newman and Bania is because they openly tell Jerry he's a faggot whereas George is submissive.

>>212692852
Soup can be a meal

>>212692852
Brand new Armani suit. You have any idea what that’s worth?

>>212692973
I’d say at least two meals

>>212692609
It's a really low-crime area. Art gallery town, mostly white people. And this was the first time I'd gone in there without a mask in five years. Of all the times to stop that, I chose the day I was going to steal fancy soda.
I don't think my picture is up but they know me and my family there. This drugstore is not regularly stolen from. I keep up on local thefts in the newspaper and it's a walmart in a neighboring town which gets dirtbag meth-head crimes. We're not talking about some hellhole area where stuff is all locked up. We have normal shelves and no bulletproof glass or backpack policies.

Drunk guy episode with Farfel the hound is on.

Jerry's style was so hip.

>>212692909
>>212683948
You guys are really reaching. Bania was objectively uncool and annoying. You don’t need more reason to dodge him.
Just sipping coffee in a dinner, one of my favorite activities, would be a chore with him

>>212693442
>Hey, Jerry! Whaddaya thinka this?? Whaddaya thinka that?? Hey Jerry Hey Jerry!!

Exactly. No one likes a kissass.

>>212693139
Is it too late to return the sodas? Maybe buy a replacement pack and leave them on them at the front for the manager. If you put a bow on them and maybe write a little sorry note, it may smooth things over so they don’t press charges.

jerry get gf

>>212695277
Jerry chose very carefully. They were all clean women with a degree of class and education. Once they served their purpose and no longer offered Jerry anything of value, he cut it off and broke away quickly.

>>212695210
I thought about that but then I risk admitting to the wrongdoing. It's kind of a trap they could use to prosecute me even though I'm there doing the right thing. I'm guessing they just didn't notice at all. And if they did, they could easily have just looked up my address and info in the pharmacy and sent the police to my house. Years ago I was trying to bang this junkie girl who I didn't know was shoplifting around me. I ended up unwittingly helping her get away when giving her a ride. That store watched me for a couple years after that and I never forgave the bitch. I shouldn't have driven her out of the parking lot.
I'd just switch pharmacies and never go back before going in there head down and admitting to the theft. That's why it feels like a George thing; going through a bunch of shit and avoiding someone/someplace for years maybe over something small.

>>212695277
Rolling for manhands

>>212695357
>57
oof

>>212695277
What the fuck? I rolled 77 and so did you and there IS NO 77. Is it supposed to be Donna Chang after 82 there?

>>212695393
77 is dubs homie. You got naked gf

>>212695370
This was the grossest woman of dating age for the three guys of the show. Hands down. George let his unemployment money run out before banging that sow. lol

>>212695422
Legit looks like Lena Dunham

>>212695422
Lena Dunham. Probably the same age and weight right now too!

>>212695393
donna chang is mine and off limits

>>212695277
pls b gud

>>212695418
Donna Chang remains unnumbered. How do I win her?

>>212695440
>>212695442
monica

>>212695458
jfdimsa

>>212695451
Donna Chang, Toby Wong, Fuckin' Charlie Chan

>>212695277
Woo, I got a virgin.

>>212695440
>>212695442
>>212695422

It's times like this I wish I had social media and was the kind of asshole to post that and say "Hey, remember when Lena Dunham was on Seinfeld?"
And then roll the dice and see if it makes even modest viral rounds. I'm not that big of an asshole though. ...but if anyone here is... that'd be funny.

Anyone here use twitter?

>>212695570
My reels are doing Iron Man numbers, but my shorts are dead in the water. I was poppin on threads for a bit so then I cross posted to X and got shadowbanned by Zuck! Back to tiktok for now

>>212695277
>>212689329


Sue Ellen Mischke and Rachel were somehow hotter in Curb

>>212695334
Amber (#69) was a trashy hooker

>>212695626
I don't know how it works, I just think someone should point that out to the larger internet in hopes that Dunham will become aware of it and cry and then rally her confidence and get back into healthy shape. I'm doing this for her in the end. But I'm not going to sign up for social media just to be an asshole. This is as close as I come to doing that. Some asshole who already has it could easily take the idea and enjoy the credit for being mean on social media. And help her lose weight.

>>212695764
No she wasn't, she was a shitty actress.

>>212695277
let's see

>>212695277
Rolling for 94, 'Lois', who was married to Martin Weir in Get Shorty and had hairy pits.

>>212695894
Fuck You. You got Lois.

What's going on in this thread? Worlds are colliding.

>>212695927
How was Jerry not familiar with the world’s theory? He really let George down there.

>>212695277
93 is just young rekt, so you end up with her either way.

I'm hoping for Janeane 80

>>212695277
go

>>212695853
Jerry said she was a disgusting dumb person but he was addicted to the sex

>>212695992
reroll

>>212696029
nice. she was best girl

>>212695277
I just rolled 86 but don't recognize her. I've seen every episode over and over but I can't place that 86. Any guesses??
Some of these may be brief encounters he didn't date. Like 25, who was a chef Elaine had shoe beef with.

>>212696047
She was obsessed with the hairless dog so Jerry started shaving his chest. It was the episode where Kramer did the Peterman reality bus tour.

>>212690347
>some faggot trying to shit on women of the past when today they talk about "feminine penises" and can't even define what a woman actually is...

>>212695747
step counts

>>212696057
Oh yeah. I remember everything about that episode but her.

>>212696085
natural beauties age gracefully

>>212683421 (OP)

Jerry doesn't like gentiles.

>>212696089
lol, that's an all time funny line. Larry David comedy is the best.

>>212696114
She makes me want to stand on a rooftop in the middle of the night and play my electric guitar AT the sky.

I remember America's Funniest People being on one summer and I was a little embarrassed to be an American for a minute. Even as a little kid. Just her and one of the Full House guys introducing videos of people telling jokes at state fairs and amusement parks and malls. It was like a precursor to social media culture. It was the same as Tosh.0 basically. An audience sitting in a studio while people show videos of Americans being dumbasses for attention.

>>212696114
she looks like a bogdanoff

>>212696227
I'm betting more than half of those women look awful. Anna Gunn had a bunch of facework done. Christine Taylor still looks normal. Courtney Cox' face is FUCKED as we know. Elaine has aged okay. I worry about Jami Gertz. I'm gonna choose not to look, to remember her as she was in Solarbabies.

>>212683934
Yeah, Jerry was it right, a meal is the act of sitting down to eat. He should've just put a bullet in that faggot's head right there and saved himself the trouble.

>>212696278
>Anna Gunn
She looks better now than she did on Seinfeld.

Courtney Cox looks great for 64

>>212696278
>Jami Gertz
Bogged but hotter than she was on Seinfeld.

>>212696310
>>212696325
Embrace the Boggening, anon!

>>212696310
I just saw nasty pics of them both. I refuse to host them on my hard drive in order to prove it to everyone though. The images exist of them looking terrible. I hope most days they look better. Mostly I hope they feel okay about what they did to themselves. It's sad that they felt the need to augment, to stretch and inject.

>>212696420
they're old and would look worse without surgery

Seinfeld threads somehow manage to repel the really cunty 4chan types everyone hates. Ever notice how these threads rarely devolve into schizo political conspiracy bullshit? Hope I didn't jinx it, but I felt the need to point it out. Just a better class of fan I think. I can go to threads about stupid shows and see stupid posts.

>>212696477
real gen x and millennial hours

>>212696477
>Ever notice how these threads rarely devolve into schizo political conspiracy bullshit?
I've been in here the whole time and I love schizo conspiracy bullshit, there was just never jumping off point to derail this thread with it and I don't care to make one.

>>212683421 (OP)
Jerry is an ungrateful manchild. You could literally offer him a billion dollars and he would do nothing but complain that he now has to go to the bank

>>212696477
jerry's doing his "watching tv" bit

>>212683934
Soul isn't a mean generally. Stew is.

>>212697125
>Soul isn't a mean generally.
some souls are mean for sure

>>212693499
>Crazy Joe Davola stalks Uncle Leo

I wish this was an actual episode

>>212695422
Is she wearing the sweater from the Sniffling Accountant episode? She's so ugly, I never noticed it.

>>212683421 (OP)
he openly stole material from Jerry. He is the stand-in character for every failed comic who stole material from another comic.

>>212697098
she always had the best lips for sucking cock. Too bad her face is fucked up now.

>>212689824
>Where Jerry is coming from (as a rich Jew that never had to eat canned soup to not go hungry)
Seinfeld is the son of an Hungarian sign painter.

>>212683421 (OP)
Not josh.

>>212695277
81 or 82 BUST in pussy

>>212695277
Rollin

>>212698002
Based, I get Helen felon

>>212695277
bullshit that the best option is impossible

>>212695277
Rollin’

>>212697728
Yeller background blue name was the best one. That should've just been the logo for the whole show.

>>212698028
I hope you like flan

>>212690068
you should to return to reddit

>>212697728
For me it's the bottom left one

>>212690068
>>212696477
you really need to return to reddit, faggot.

>>212697728
I like the space one. Like a 90s screensaver.

>>212697814
lol, that would be something!

>>212698169
Never been. But you can say hello to them for me next time you're there, dingus.

>>212698169
lol, you're late.

Soup can be a meal if you consider Gulasch to be a soup

>>212695277
where is gym girl with the fungus cat, her voice is sex

>>212683948
This.
There's literally an episode about Jerry dating a girl who's exactly like himself and he realises his internalised hatred.

>>212698581
>posting literal facebook tier normie memes and GIFS
kys tourist faggot

>>212699448
lol, been here longer than you have, incel.

>>212683934
I have soup as my dinner every other week or so. Thai soup with naan bread on the side is a favorite. Don't try to tell me that ain't a meal.

>>212698652
Absolutely a soup.

>>212683934
If you're at a restaurant with a friend who is explicitly there to pay you back, and they don't hold you back, anything you order is a meal. It doesn't matter if all you get is an appetizer and a glass of water, you can't show up and then arbitrarily decide that that meal didn't count and you have to take them to another restaurant at some point, Bania was in the wrong

>>212691985
>Grilled cheese + tomato soup
Right. Soup would not be a meal on its own.

>>212695277
hoochie mama

>>212695277
rolling for 97

Not even the biggest asshole in the show. Picrel was mean for absolutely no reason, just a petty miserable fuck all around.

>>212695277
Romanian girl pls (62)

>>212700135
I hate Larry Miller. That's Jerry's real life best friend too.

>>212700159
The gymnast? Out of all those women you want her?

>>212695277
rollin

>>212700223
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212700223
>>212700247

>>212699743
>reddit cuck
>having sex
you're a loser who is nostalgic over some faggot third world chat on a seinfeld streaming site. post your shitskin jeet hand.

>>212695277
rolling for courtney cox

>>212699448
It's a Seinfeld meme in a Seinfeld thread my man, you're really reaching here.

>>212700184
She's the hottest one, so yes.

>>212700219
ok now this is funny

Why didn't Bania just rape Jerry?

>>212700461
They saw the posts about Sein threads being chill and nice and they figured they had to ruin it by bringing their signature 4chan "edge". Lest this become some kind of haven for non-assholes.

>>212700326
nta but I think I can explain your confusion. you're talking to some anon that's been here since the only users here were white while calling him indian, thinking you're gaining 4chan cred with the OGs while you're repelling them

>>212700579
This. I'm actually embarrassed by how long I've been here. Very much has shifted in the last decade especially. These people get lost on their way from one Superman thread to another. I bet Jerry would be ashamed of his association with Superman if he saw these bickering zoomers on this board.

Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home.

>>212683934
By his standards what was the first time? Jerry was there purely out of a sense of obligation in return for that suit. Jerry's time is essentially what he has traded the suit for and Jerry had granted it.
Where does it end? Next time they go he has soup or just an appetizer and Jerry is suddenly in the hook for a third dinner?
Ridiculous. If he wanted to spend time with Jerry so badly he should've come up with a different approach.

>>212683951
I'm broke as shit and have had canned soup and homemade bread for two of my last three dinners. It's a meal.

>>212684391
>How was Newman a manchild?

Would a grown man covet a children's bicycle as he did?

Funny how every once in a while a couple of soup posts come in. This is like the third time. I need to go to bed.

>>212689329
Sidra the first that comes to mind. Teri Hatcher was really hot in the 90s. Ellen or Tia also up there but the Ellen plotline was gay. What man gives a fuck if his girlfriend is considered a loser if she looks like Christine Taylor and is perfect in virtually every way?

>>212701220
Tango & Cash

>>212695277
Rollin for she

>>212695277
Isn't 93 just 'get rekt' but young?

>>212695422
This woman is the voice of Howard's mother on Big Bang Theory.

>>212683421 (OP)
Well look at that sweater. Bro thinks he's from Deep Space 9

>>212696115
Pretty sure only dates one jew throughout the entire series.

>>212695277
roll?

>>212700164
Didn't Jerry want him to play George but the network didn't like his audition, or possibly him?

>>212701371
fucking her in her prime is better than fucking her post wall

>>212700135
he was busting jerry's balls because he knew how insecure jerry was
literally all jerry had to do was handle the banter

>>212701539
Touche but that applies to literally every woman on that list. They were all hotter once.

>>212700579
Anyone who has been here for as long as you insist you have been would know 100% by your posting style that you are from reddit.

>>212697728
>>212698529

Yellow is best. The space one makes me think of 3rd Rock from the Sun

>>212701561
true but we dont see it in the show she is the only one that has younger vs old self so I will allow the separation

>>212683421 (OP)
clingy

>>212701407
never watched it, not a fan

>>212701502
Yes. Thankfully he had zero pull back then. By the end he was probably the most powerful talent at the NBC network.

>>212701554
Only on 4chan would some fucker side with that asshole over Jerry.

>>212701561
We all age.

>>212701592
I'm the one you think is from reddit. Sorry, but telling people to post short sloppy, ultra-negative nonsense is relatively new here. So is calling people "reddit". It's less than ten years old. You're the newer person here and you should go back to /pol/ where everyone is an asshole like you.

The assholes are awake now and starting to spread their bitterness.

>>212702000
The shirt difference works because of the blood! Clever.

>>212701739
But how can you know if you never watched it?

>>212702024
It was a Seinfeld-related Curb reference. Keep up.

>>212701864
Jason Alexander looks older but more of less the same desu. Just fatter. He should just have his natural hair colour instead of dying his horseshoe jet black too. That looks weird and probably accentuates the ageing in his face more than it would with greying hair.

>>212702067
I've watched Curb 1-8 numerous times and am ashamed to admit I genuinely can't remember which episode that is from.

>>212702109
I think it's the pilot. Technically Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm. It was a meta comedy special that later became the series. He has to get some old Seinfeld intern an NBC job but insults the exec he calls when the exec says that about Seinfeld when Larry drops it to let the guy know he's a player. He gets into a whole thing with Cheryl and it snowballs into him backing out of his standup.

>>212702200
Or maybe it's an HBO job he's trying to get the guy. Or the guy wants to leave HBO. I don't remember. I know if you have HBO you can watch it but I don't know if it was included in the DVDs. I bet it was though.

>>212702109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yKew0Cqbi4

Here, it was the pilot.

>>212701935
>go back to /pol/
>mobile image name
you just keep digging your reddit grave

>>212683934
soup can be a meal at home.
soup is not a meal at a restaurant

>>212702235
If it's the pilot episode that has him backing out of the special because his stepfather died or something yeah, it's on the DVDs.

>>212702108 >>212702094 >>212702085 >>212702044 >>212702000 >>212701987 >>212701935 >>212701864 >>212701845
are you 60 years old? stop posting this slop. I enjoy Seinfeld, but you're posting absolute cringe.

>>212702298
Dude, fuck off. I don't use reddit. I don't care if you think me or my images or my non-threatening and thoughtful posting style,

or my spacing bother you. You are an incel faggot who doesn't know anything. You are insignificant. And that's not a "mobile image name". I named all of my images in all of my folders strings of numbers like that in 2013. I don't post on a phone. You are a fucking retard. You disrespect me for putting effort into my posts and I disrespect you for the opposite reason. You're so obsessed with reddit I think you should go there.

>>212702354
You can fuck off too. You contribute nothing to society. And you contribute nothing to this thread. I'm not going to stop posting 'cringe'.

>>212702354
lol

>>212702473
>You are insignificant. And that's not a "mobile image name". I named all of my images in all of my folders strings of numbers like that in 2013. I don't post on a phone. You are a fucking retard. You disrespect me for putting effort into my posts and I disrespect you for the opposite reason.
literally you irl lmfao you stupid faggot you are such a massive loser. go back to commenting on your streaming site. I'm actually laughing at this post.

>>212702354
You're gonna love this one.

>>212702567
You will never have sex. Your adulthood virginity is so evident. You must spread your ignorance and negativity wherever you go. I pity you.

>>212695277
wn debra messing plz

>>212702635
>implying anyone is having sex with someone who saves facebook seinfeld memes
look in the mirror you fucking retard

>>212702354
I'm SIXTY, sixty years old. And I kick, and stretch, and KICK. I'm SIXTY! Sixty years old!

>>212702678
Yeah, I haven't had sex in 14 months. But I've HAD sex, and I will again. You however will never know "that feel", as the kids call it. I'm sorry you take out your resentment here on people smarter than you. You'll find a new hobby someday. But it won't be banging women.
Must be hard being a Seinfeld fan knowing you'll never have opinions on dating or cunnilingus or make-up sex. Sucks to be you.

pic related: MFW no pussy for over a year.

>>212690068
>randomly bringing up /pol/
>calls others schizos
uh?

>>212702819
You're legitimately mentally ill. Take your meds.

>>212702820
It's shorthand for people who post racist and stupid things online. If you spent time on this website you'd understand that. I guess you see it as a slur. Go back to that board.

>>212702820
He’s a redditor. No one here would unironically call someone an incel.

>>212702851
I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate.

I got it all!

>>212702861
>If you spent time on this website you'd understand that
you're not fooling anyone

>>212702881
The post from 10 hours ago said 'incel'?

>>212702912
Neither are you, jeet. You're brown and you're not of legal drinking age.

>>212686305
Newman is the most based character on the show. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>212696477

alas, this didn't age well

>>212686666
>succotash
>not even liquid based
nice try not today satan

>>212702919
>>212699743
>>212702473
It's all you've been saying since I called you out for being a reddit tourist.

The little faggots show up just to make sure the thread is ruined at the end. We can't have nice things because they can't have sex. Immature little /pol/tard reddit-obsessed virgins.
See you next thread, chuds. May you be just as late to that one!

>>212702934
t. Reddit tranny

George get ipad

>>212702956
No shit. Self-fulfilling prophecy. The little cunts took it as a challenge and are now here in full force, having taken over with their 'reddit' and now 'trannies'.

Thread's Dead.

>>212702987
>SAAR YOU HAVE SEX SAAR SAAR NO RACISM
You really need to reevaluate your pathetic life. Start by deleting your ebin facebook seinfeld meme folder.

>>212703053
Get fucked faggot. Now go back to your Reddit safe space.

>>212703053
>Thread's Dead.
It's almost at bump limit so not like it matters.

>>212703116
you want to censor what you don't like, ironically like the reddit you claim to despise. Whoosh

>>212703170
dilate you mentally ill faggot

>>212703165
That's why it's dead.

>>212703194
you just keep losing. You're not bright. Bright people don't act like cunts. I can't wait for you to call me 'vaxxed'. Only like ten posts left.. better hurry!!

>>212703201
It's dead because the only person here is some redditfaggot who misses his pajeet streaming site where him and some other terminally online losers would make epic comments about a 40 year old tv show

>>212689946
She was probably giving you the hookup. The other day my meal was 10.83 I gave the girl a 20 and she gave me 13 bucks. She wanted me (my penis if you catch my drift).

>>212703238
>posts another Facebook dad meme
lmao you are such a loser. No wonder you are obsessed with trying to have sex.

>>212689946
Is this post 100% sincere? Consider unironically killing yourself.

>>212703244
lol, why are you here? You are mad because you're dumb and can't get pussy. That's why you hate reddit. I hate it too but I don't bring it up or hate people for being clever and intelligent and not flaming assholes.
You're just so pissed all the time. Your posts are dripping with incel rage. I seriously feel sorry for you. I'm a "dorky facebook reddit boomer"? boo hoo, I don't care! I'm better than you in every way.

>>212703289
You're hardcore.

>>212703323
I came in for the Seinfeld post and was instantly turned off by your mentally ill reddit posts

this one here seals the deal. holy fucking shit. no wonder you are obsessed with sex, you're a massive loser who is blogposting on 4chan /tv/.
>>212689946

>>212703340
Heh yeah man wish the group was still hear to hear your tale! Bro seriously kill yourself

>>212703354
Have you tried sex though? How can you be a virgin and call sex-havers massive losers?

>>212689329
Elaine when she becomes George.

>>212703411
She was a real Denim Dan for a minute there.

>>212690257
https://vocaroo.com/1mTyEbUibOmE

This one is SO cringe. Like TOTAL REDDIT material!!!! I should go back, lolol.

>>212703398
No one who posts an anxiety-filled blog like this has had sex >>212689946

>>212689946
>>212693139
>>212695210
>>212695342
this is a really epic exchange. your life is truly like seinfeld the tv series. you are the george of "the group" haha

>>212703523
I know you don't know how it works. You live in a bubble of 'chads' and 'stacies' and 'betas' and you don't understand anything but broad stereotypes. You think people who do X (online or otherwise) are capable or not of Y.

So clearly you're the one who is inexperienced in the ways of the world, and therefore sex too.

>>212703557
I know. I'm totally the George. And sometimes even the Newman. But I've had sex and relationships. I have a kid even. I'm gonna do a number on her.

Having had sex is not the flex you think it is in a den of wizards.

>>212703622
You've never had sex

>>212703833
In 2025. That is true.

have a fresh one

>>212701592
If you say so, but to me you're a gayfaggot.

this really out to prove how long someone has been here. It ain't much, but it's ancient to the zoomer

>>212702956
I'm fucking dying from this post oh my god way funnier than it should be kek

>>212689946
No one who posts this online has ever had sex

>>212704103
Why do you think so? I've been having sex since the 20th century. I'm probably older than your dad. What about that post about my family's pharmacy makes you think it's a virgin post? Just curious.

>>212704172
No one who has actually had sex would treat it as such a massive achievement like you have spent the last hour doing.

Chatting with you faggots will ensure I never get laid AGAIN. I don't care what you think. Good day, sir.

>>212704219
> Good day, sir.
Absolute Reddit