Thread 216384059

cat

tried minoxidil once and it made my face puff up like a chinky fella
could barely breathe

terrible thread

why do black cats look french?
when obviously they should be mackems

>>216384059 (OP)
Hello John Lemon

>>216384040
they taste good that way

YOU PAY ME NOW

adding pyjamas to the list of things /brit/ considers gay

Anyone from London here please halp me. Will I have any trouble getting an Uber at 4 am on Tuesday morning in Feltham, like is there enough about at that time?

>>216384082
<3

>>216384088
the gravy makes the vegetables taste nice anyway

what are the poofterites going to do when the muslims get in and do sharia law

football fans hate plastics but then they measure how big a club is by how many plastics support it

>>216384109
nah mate youre getting bummed and shanked outside heathrow

watching someone make turbot and chips on the hairy bikers never had battered turbot only haddock and cod

>>216384111
how did your london trip go

>>216384109
felthams next to heathrow isnt it
probably will be a few skulking around

allegedly Tim had a wife and kids before he went mental

>>216384129
Not what I asked

was trying to have a nice ladyboy wank there but mid shag the lad wants a footjob and she only has these massive manly feet completely ruining the mood
going to have to find something else tug off over now

you're getting blacked in the morning

>>216384110
quite a good looking man has a look of the upper class about him

>>216384133
Yeah just wanted to make sure don’t want there to be none and then miss my flight

>>216384131
never seen turbot in a chippie not once seen hake, huss, red mullet, plaice, sole, but never turbot

>>216384144
>ladyboy
>she

>>216384149
screaming

>>216384131
bit of the old saturday morning kitchen is it mate

DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE
JOHN TERRY HAS WON THE DOUBLE

>>216384155
isnt there a bus from feltham

>>216384087
herro

british women must know how to make a mean ass potato pie x

>>216384131
chip shops say they do haddock and cod but its all plaice now

>>216384192
I don’t like public transport

>>216384171
ye got brian cranston on for some reason speaking about him and aaron pauls mescal company and malcom in the middle

mad how people redecorate entire houses when they could just shift a few bits of furniture around and achieve the same effect

are there any leftists who aren't massively in denial about islam?

Bugchasing, the practice of eroticizing and/or seeking HIV infection among gay men, has received increased scholarly attention. Previous research has focused on quantitative analyses of online dating profiles, considering them as indicators of offline behaviour. I re-evaluate the literature on bugchasing to deepen our understanding of bugchasers’ use of the internet infrastructures and the meanings they attribute to such uses. Bugchasing redefines larger debates about gay men’s use of the internet for sexual purposes and their understanding of the online/offline divide.

In this presentation, I reconceptualise online interactions as a form of bugchasing intimacy itself, not as degraded indicators of offline behaviours. I combine existing quantitative research and online ethnographic accounts of bugchasing sites, such as bbrts.com or breeding.zone, to examine how different sites foster distinct discourses and bugchasing practices. I suggest that serious attention be paid to the institutional construction of and participatory resistance to the affordances and limitations built-in these internet spaces which help characterize users’ very definition of their intimate bugchasing interactions. Consequentially, I propose a closer analysis of these online sites not as intermediaries in, but as mediators of, bugchasing.

doing a read

>>216384132
i had a really nice time but they kept wanting to take us to fancy italian places to show off how nice things were
i woke up early on thursday to grab a greggs and ate it at 7am to satisfy my craving
out of the three of us, two of us grew up in the uk so whenever we had time we would go to things like nicholsons pubs for dinner instead of getting dragged to pad thai, pret etc.
we'll be coming back next year, the london workers loved all the polish sweets we brought with us.
i hated london the first time i visited about 15 years ago, but this time around it was great. nice to work in one of the big fancy buildings.

KAFN

my sister just asked why I’m making a fry up and I said it’s man food and then she said nah it’s fat food
Bitch

screaming

>>216384210
Nah definitely still do haddock on the coast in Scotland at least in the north east

>>216384218
love watching that show at the gfs place before we go out for the day. quite a comfy routine we have

JAV wank while I wait for the laundry to finish

>>216384235
why is she balding

>>216384213
uber is a form of public transport

>>216384239
the same in the central belt, you normally need to specify if you want cod instead of haddock, particularly the east coast like fife and the lothians

>>216384216
sweet puss

>>216384234
ever rape her

>>216384251
then youll just have more cummy pants to clean

>>216384239
they say its haddock but its plaice

>>216384247
going out to do what

>>216384251
good drying day x

>>216384256
Ok but you know what I mean

>>216384151
yes

>>216384253
her hair just middle parted nigga

do you reckon they get the meal paid for on guardian blind dates ot they have to pay for it themselves/

>>216384247
Very comfy love watching it and similar programmes and listening to radio 4 love middle class people just talking absolute shite

might watch some classic hobo shoestring while i make and consume a coffee

>>216384230
work trip was it?

>>216384277
blue and lilac are both pretty
hard to decide
I think maybe the contrast of the blue against the lilac is a little more exciting so maybe that one

>>216384282
fuc off front page wanker.

this is a middle parting that's exposing her thin hair

>>216384279
you'll be sharing a vehicle with a foreigner regardless, if thats what you are snidely trying to imply

>>216384272
I dont believe you i can tell the difference between haddock and plaice

so is jd vance slinging his walt up charlie kirks wife or what then?

for me it's halibut

A new cognitive phenotype has emerged, forged by continuous development within the adversarial information mesh.

>>216384316
was this post too good for /pol/?

>>216384273
depends really but usually checking out market towns and villages and doing a bit of shopping and eating there and checking out local history.
or we'll go on a hike and have a pub lunch
last weekend we went to westonbirt arboretum
or we meet friends.
that sort of thing

>>216384316
obviously been doing it for months and he ordered the assassination

>>216384316
which British constituency is JD Vance an MP for again?

>>216384311
i doubt it

>>216384335
>Vance wrote in his book Hillbilly Elegy that he was of Scots-Irish descent.
every british diaspora is british culture

>>216384331
sounds absolutely thrilling mate I'm jealous

you lads ever sat on the front seat on the dlr?

When I was about 3 I used to stand between my mum and dad when they were fighting cant remember it wonder what its done to me subconsciously

>>216384294
yeah it was for integration and training with the london team we work with.
probably really helped our careers because the new department head was pushing for us to come and would take us for pints and that.
don't think i'd move to join them, which they are open to. but it's nice to be back in a familiar place again.

>>216384308
Interesting that’s where your racist brain went to. That’s absolutely not why I dislike public transport

>>216384352
incredibly fit

petition to change the demonym for americans to niggericans

>>216384307
I don't think she has much more scalp showing than this woman >>216384216
it's just that her hair is dark and her scalp is light so there's more contrast probably she doesn't wear her hair often in a center parting and that's why her scalp in that spot is so pale and there's so much contrast
no idea who these people are btw

is Tom Jones black then or what?

eating spagheti and crying

>>216384370
well then pray tell

mad really

Dumb bitches getting dumb tattoos

>>216384356
looks like fun
I will do this

>>216384392
colour changes how you should style hair. dumb slut

>>216384370
dishonest gimp

>>216384403
any bol on that spag mate?

cute women lifting rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmkpG0Nkdio

>>216384418
loads x

>>216384397
well he looks like a black and sounds like a black
probably a black

>>216384331
sounds dire
i'm going to play some skyrim

>>216384403
Alri Tony Soprano

>>216384403
is it not very good?

quite sunny for november

naked and afraid but im naked and they're afraid

>>216384408
someone needs to do an failed landing that 9/11s the millennium dome

>>216384368
peng mate
very peng
envious

>>216384406
Social anxiety always feel like people are looking at me and judging me. Still get it in a taxi but it’s not as bad

>>216384408
always wanted to fly from there alas its never transpired

What's the /brit/ take on oliver cromwell was he based or was he gay and retarded

just got up and opened the window

>>216384423
women shouldn't be doing things like this not good for their ovaries and that region
>>216384450
find it worse in a taxi myself because i feel like i am obligated to talk to them and if i dont then they are probably judging me for it
at least on a bus there are other people for the people to stare at and judge

a foul american Beast just emerged from his swamp and attempted to reply to me

>>216384339
you just love posting these 3/10s dont you

>>216384450
imagine being this self-obsessed that you think complete strangers give a shit about a lowly runt on the street. no one cares about you mate. arrogant wanker

just watched a porno but didn't even wank

https://x.com/implausibleblog/status/1984220002833318253

Pip for anxiety so can’t work but fine to go on tv and talk to politicians? Hmmm

went to london recently on the coach and walked about on my incel walk outside victoria coach station and i was starkly reminded that 4chan has poisoned my brain about what London is making me think everywhere is like tower hamlets but i walked through belgravia and kensington and suddenly remembered this was the actual real london where the actual real money is

>>216384339
State of those tattoos lmfao

had my first driving lesson today. honestly it was alright, probably could've done it 10 years ago haha

>>216384230
why do you think you liked london more now? when i went as a kid it was great but visiting friends in uni i realised how grim it was in parts

>>216384476
grow up freak

>>216384490
used to live in kensington when i went to uni

>>216384450
"social anxiety" past the age of about 18 is just childish narcissism
doesn't make it feel any less real but it's true

>>216384484
can someone explain to me how they fucking get on PIP. she doesn't even look retarded. is it really enough to just fake anxiety?

>>216384500
he's a big guy

>>216384507
what a bizarre thing to say. you're the pathetic worm here thinking everyone is obsessed with you. you grow up

>>216384520
I need to make her fall in love with me

need these incel restaurants here

Bit early for tranny spam isn't it?

>>216384484
lmao
everyone on benefits should be put in workhouses

um cheesed to meet you?

going to watch documentaries on the ss all afternoon then get drunk tonight

>>216384547
proper roses right there

>>216384544
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew-TH_gUeuo&list=RDew-TH_gUeuo&start_radio=1

>>216384471
In normal taxis I agree but in Ubers I never get that feeling.
>>216384476
>>216384517
Yeah I know it’s pathetic I’ve told myself it a million times doesn’t help anything though

>>216384518
Some people are just able to wing it to successfully lie to everybody all the time. Maybe you just need to have the right face. Its like those people who can magically call in sick to work for like 4 weeks straight and somehow still be employed, meanwhile I get a devastating illness and im sweating one out rehearsing what to say to toilberg on the phone to explain it

>>216384517
nah
sometimes it's caused by real trauma

honestly need you all fucking dead

think the cat just farted
needs to sort out her diet the grotty bint

you're an absolute mug if you work or pay for anything in this country

>>216384575
try it cunt, I'll merk you

>>216384561
What are you afraid that they're judging you for?

>>216384566
this is just the same as how some of us can be CEOs and others have to be clerical assistants

theyre better than you. accept it

>>216384523
Im not the person you're speaking to, but you need to wise up and grow up and get your shit sorted because only a literal teenager could post the dogshit opinions you're posting

>>216384575
oi cunt fookin try it cunt

>>216384450
you should try cbt

>>216384501
first time i visited was for about 16 hours, literally a bus trip, arrive early morning, rush around to do touristy stuff and then rush back on the bus at midnight
this time around was a little more relaxed, i had a hotel, and was also missing britain quite a lot so maybe things that annoyed me last time, i was more happy to see. i was staying in the city and spending time only there as well, so maybe it was a part of it.
of course it stank of weed and there were drunks and mental people around constantly. but i've had that back when i lived in britain so it's not so shocking.
the pint of poretti at spoons in gatwick was the best pint i've had in a long time
maybe also a part of it was knowing that i didn't have to pay for a single thing the whole time

>>216384589
you're welcome lads

>>216384544
love researching the ss and senior ss staff

any absolute mug man in? really do need off of this hell hole

>>216384500
Exgf on the left, me in the middle lmao

>>216384596
lmao shut up you utter gimp.

>>216384589
ever since they got vaxxed...

>>216384589
just utterly ridiculous

Look at the state of this edgelord
>>216384595
>>216384523

How is cock and ball torture going to help this lad's anxiety?

>>216384589
corr yeah it must be mint to live off less than minimum wage

>>216384613
mad how he's proud of the boriswave

>>216384642
it would help mine

>>216384570
getting picked on in school or getting the odd smack from your parents isn't an excuse to act like an self conscious teenager for the rest of your life

>>216384644
why wouldn't he be. he hates britain

>>216384632
thats you done then

>>216384637
well someones had a nerve touched lol

>>216384592
It’s stupid I know but everything. My hair, my clothes, my walk, what I do with my hands when I sit down, where I look, and on and on

>>216384616
so the neighbours opened their mail?

fizzy lime ginger grapefruit blackberry lavender pomegranate orangeade

>>216384642
Hey you stole my joke

>>216384671
Just don't think about it
It's that easy

>>216384659
what the man says after shagging your arse

>>216384668
you just stick out thats all. angry toiler spending his saturday morning sperging out and acting like a teenager oooooo nobody cares about u bro ooooo its over ooooo life is cruel!!

so many utter gimps today

Mental how I am a broken husk of a man, stumble over my words during routine conversations, and am so visibly fucked up that people adopt a pitying paternalistic tone when speaking to me, but I am still fully capable of working, driving, and getting myself through life without any external support.
Just fucking euthanise these cunts

>>216384684
Yeah that doesn’t help.
>>216384602
Like therapy? I can’t lol

>>216384702
yes you definitely dont stick out with all this crying lol. grow up you queer

42% of new cars in Northern Ireland are Motability

>>216384691
you'd know wouldnt you homo

>>216384490
Wish i lived in london. It has all of the best albeit some of the worst of everything the country has to offer. People in my town talk badly of it call it londonistan etc. but every trip to london ive ever had was a pleasure and when i got back I got slightly depressed looking around at my boring home.

might play the 'craft

>>216384720
>42% of new cars in Northern Ireland are Motability
SCREAMING - United Ireland I say!

>>216384681
Sorry mate go ahead

>>216384724
what do you do in minecraft

>>216384720
pump those numbers up

>>216384721
well that was just shit mate.

>>216384717
you got very upset with the grow up comment didnt you haha

>>216384716
>doesn't help
It is the only thing you can do
Nobody cares about what you look like it's all in your head
Just stop thinking that way and you'll be better

death drive is wishing you could do all your showers at once so you dont have to do so again. trying to have all your meals at once so you make lunch at breakfast. meal prepping is death drive. wishing you could experience and finalise everything today so you're ready to die tomorrow.

>>216384733
Hate speech, organise genocide, discuss terrorism.

cornwall

>>216384741
err no, thats literally what i said to you. mongboy

theres a very angry little paki in here this morning. Camdenpaki up before 12 on a saturday?

the world should stay the same so my favourite songs still make sense

That lad who saw an escort is going to end up falling in love with her guaranteed

just been radicalised by the far right

>>216384059 (OP)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761995861939028.webm

>>216384716
therapy is easy wtf do you mean you can't
you go and talk to a pretty woman with big boobs and a short skirt and she has to listen to you and ask you questions while trying to make you feel better
it doesn't even need to be a freud school "you want to shag your mum" tier therapist.
half the stuff is just being asked "why" or "what would realistically happen" and "so what"
it's good at re-framing the fantasy world you're living in.

the thing is, when push comes to shove can rorke take it? that's the real million dollar question

>>216384758
pipe down now wog

washing your hands after a wee? woke

beg blab pal fog
or
gab lag ebb flop

>>216384769
>you go and talk to a pretty woman with big boobs and a short skirt and she has to listen to you and ask you questions while trying to make you feel better
this happened to me and it was really awkward. why can't it be a man

>>216384782
i accept your concession. grow up before posting again, sad little crybaby lol

>>216384791
it encourages you to go more often especially in summer when she dresses for the hot weather

>>216384797
didnt read, grow up.

>>216384767
thats it, im done asking fucking nicely
GET HIM OVER HERE
GET HIM ON BENEFITS
AND GET HIM FUCKING HOUSED

>>216384769
problem is if i ever told a therapist my actual deepest thoughts and feelings there's the possibility i would be involuntarily committed and permanently branded a mental case suicide risk

Just help functional but suffering people like me to achieve more, and let the parasite class starve - if I had access to quality therapy then I would almost certainly pay back more than the cost in taxes before too long. Instead they help the absolute spastics that will die a net negative to this country

The great dividers want you to think the problems in society are caused by migrants and refugees.

They’re wrong.

The problems in society are caused by an unjust economic system that protects the interests of the super-rich.

>>216384805
but i don't want to talk to a woman, especially to an attractive one who can't svffer

>>216384813
sex

could really do with a christmas japanese gf

fuck off
yes, you

>>216384813
uuuuuufffffff

>>216384829
It's both you bleeding heart cuckold. Funny how the system you rightly criticise also wants our lands flooded with migrants - cheap slave labour and the erosion of workers rights, you see

>>216384822
>then I would almost certainly pay back more than the cost in taxes before too long.
sounds like you'd be pushing wages up, which is extremely antisemitic

>>216384851
you don't mean me surely

>>216384841
Stop the cutesy stuff and take your knickers off

>>216384858
na ur sound x (smacks your arse hard)

>>216384822
me? the absolute spastic parasite class

this retard just posted a railway livestream lmao

>>216384829
I can hate both at the same time. I can hate the mongs that decided to come over here and add further competition to the job market, further strains on housing and the NHS and school places and benefits.

I can also hate the mongs that sell the country out and artificially suppress wages (through cheap labour from the third world ie migrants)

>>216384868
beautiful loco, mallardmong would've loved this one
dead now, of course

what if cats become venomous? what's the plan then?

>>216384821
then talk about other stuff that bothers you that aren't political or dangerous
just don't threaten someone or say you want to hurt yourself. if someone is at danger of being threatened or you will kill yourself, then you probably need it.
costs me £20 a week and i'm glad to go.

the minimum wage is rising much faster than my wage. genuine chance it could catch up.

>>216384720
i fucking hate northern ireland everyone in this shithole complains about the troubles and religion and politics and all the rest but the biggest problem is that every other cunt in the place is an 85 iq dole bludging pip claiming alcoholic bastard

>>216384851
oh will you shut the FUCK UP YOU
BORING
AUTISTIC
RODENT

>>216384913
oh yeah you're so trasncended and high iq and so above everybody in (local community you're isolated from)

>>216384868
this is british culture
not an ethnic in sight

I'm sensing some hostility

>>216384946
what would he do if i tickled his feet?

>>216384913
Well what else are you supposed to do there?

>>216384829
rorke still trying to debunk this

>>216384961
*bums you gently*

>216384769
Barely concealed incel fantasies

>Andrew had '40 prostitutes brought to five-star Thailand hotel room' during four-day taxpayer funded trip, author claims
if even royalty has to resort to whores then what hope do us incels have

Cat is the nigger of the world

yeah everybody in my (local community/region) is so stupid lol they're so braindead and worthless biomass unlike me i' the super aryan hyperborean gigachad and totally not a narcissistic 16 year old sperg

>>216384963
sit in your government provided pit and sing the sash or come out ye black and tans all day until its time to go out and spend your dole money on pregabalin

>>216384904
>if someone is at danger of being threatened or you will kill yourself, then you probably need it.
don't care, i simply will not take the risk of being involuntarily committed and/or medicated. as long as that possibility exists any other "confidentiality" is worthless

Rorke's sis

bart

reopen the workhouses and the asylums
if you want to leech off the state you will live like a dog

>>216384970
why does leftypol think it's a binary decision like we've got a gun with a single bullet?
both of them will face justice

>>216384484
she does look like an absolute gibbering freak tbf i wouldn't hire her for any kind of important job

she's really attractive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woTxkgLL2pM

mental how some brits stole a chunk of ireland and we all have to play pretend that they belong there, clown world

In awe of the Brazilian vpn poster's commitment to shitposting
Never once has he made a good post not even by accident

Rorke looking for a gf of his own

>>216385002
can't wait until we win and have our own nuremberg trials

>>216384547
fucking despise chavs

get a pip rorke

nooooo you have to choose bro please its binary i promise its binary bro please you're either a migrant loving freak or a corporate cocksucker its impossible to hate both i promise bro please you have to pick a side bro its binary please

>>216384913
i saw a comment from a northern irish bloke the other day, he said the biggest problem with northern ireland is continuing sectarian violence and hatred, and in the literal same sentence said the british colonists who stole their land all need to get out. not a single crumb of self awareness

>>216385030
more mental that the whole thing isn't ours

theyre going to turn bart black in season 40

>>216385030
it was mostly scots who colonised ulster
scots are responsible for much of the bad things in britain

>>216384993
don't know how it works in the UK but here only a psychiatrist can do that anyway, a therapist doesn't have that authority
they have different levels of what they can and can't do, including prescribing medication and stuff like that.

>>216385038
do not click on this

>>216385030
reddit understanding of the situation

>>216385060
mental how 'seeing a comment' is important enough in your life that you use it as an anecdote.

>>216385030
Meanwhile we pretend the same thing isn't happening with pakis and africans, but it's also a good thing.

>>216385018
yeah looks a bit like marina

Rorke spotted his crush in the crowd

>>216385073
getting an actual psychiatrist in the UK is borderline impossible anyway. you need to be an actual schizo for that to happen

>>216385060
speaking of self awareness look at this dude
>>216385030
a white man in new zealand posted this lmao

shoving a cat up my arse

any good football on today?

>>216385085
Not really that mental though is it. Couple decades ago people used to recall something they read in the newspaper. Why does it have to be important in your life to remember something?

>>216385121
so frikkin faustian

britain is too car dependent

>>216385124
journalism is a bit different from some anonymous twat on twitter

dont like this chap

>>216385085
not exactly a core fucking memory is it just something i saw the other day

>>216385142
Grow up mate

>>216385089
is he fingering her doot here?

>>216385148
can't stand alcohol ads

Mental that one NZ twat manages to have every single wrong idea at once, and be constantly wrong about everything so confidently.

>>216384898
you can get sepsis from a cat bite

>>216385166
so wrong he's right

>>216385148
>Dutch
Mentioned! Also don't like this fucking poser

releasing some very eggy, acrid gas today

>>216385096
yeah so there's even less to worry about.
if you just want say that everyone on the bus seems to look at you funny when you look them in the eye or something like that, then it only helps.

>>216385115
Chelmsford v Braintree is on the BBC

>>216385156
Aye

>>216385187
big essex derby

ro

mad how one person disagreeing with the post 2016 4chan pol-informed hivemind narratives causes such a meltdown

>>216385103
dont tell him that by the time new zealand was properly colonised the ulster scots had been in ireland over 200 years

>>216385183
cgaw

>>216385166
he did you in to be fair mate

wonder why they need women only tube carriages now

>>216385148
he used to be alright

Rorke coming home early to find his mum like this

>>216385215
it's because of MEN.

VPN wanktoil looms

>>216385183
ktim

*molests you on the gay only tube carriage (bakerloo line)*

>>216385224
ziedy peekin at this

>>216385246
>>216385246
>>216385246

>>216385243
He never posts good webms

>>216385131
would look way hotter with the tip of a willy pokng out the bottom of the dress