Thread 216386824

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>>216386850
don't forget to update it on your universal credit diary!

>>216386824 (OP)
grown ass man btw

Do you reckon companies would get better productivity if they sacked the bottom 10% performers each year or not?

few of my /brit/ posts are going viral on all my socials

jelqing my bwc

>>216386827
he denies he's this ziedbelg character btw

Clogwog melty

>>216386908
UUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFF

nth for the baddiedem

>>216386910
Of course he does

>>216386910
The Belgian flag that spams here isn't Ziedbelg and neither is the ugly guy

>>216386908
my wilkins would simply not be able to satisfy this

>>216386926
n+1th for you being shot in the head and throw in a ditch

>>216386908
it's literally heart shaped

>>216386935
Ziedbelg are you on your cancuck vpn?

>>216386920
bunda :)

>>216386952
he's not a real Brazilian mate

>>216386951
It's true though it's just another Brit larping as Ziedbelg for attention

a ghost sucked my off last night and left its ectosplasm all over the sheets

The missus on her Jamaican holiday cruising for BBC

rorke moving like a fart chungus

get in Glasgow #1

>>216386952
fucking peng mate

>>216386966
i am

get the biomass sterilized

need a twink to suckle my knobulator

>>216386972
Was it a male ghost

>>216386894
>AI can snog now
Tf?

>>216386977
your missus is on my big white cock every fortnight cloggy, she gets an easyjet flight over here and she begs me to let her stay but I send her back

sneaking onto a military base and blowing my head off with an anti air gun

>>216387007
you don't need it though do you, you want it

>>216387026
makes a lot of sense, your head is just full of air

>>216386998
places like cardonald and paisley flood like mad when it rains heavily

Why would they make guns to shoot the air

Rorke's sis forcing him to watch this as a punishment for his racist views

cloggard woggard

why is the tiktok finger wagging thing so sexy

glod

i asked where we going
he said "cardonald"
i said no, i take the bus, and don't call me donald

>>216386938
*chucks a brick at your dome from your blind spot*

>>216387039
can tell you want to
come to poowong

>>216387054
y-you don't scare me, dad

That comment really wound him up lmao

Cloggy is probably a jeet in all honesty

>>216387080
I’m just trying to save our people! Stop assaulting me!

>>216387068
Example WebM?

>>216387054
Rorke's time is up

10cm en dun

>>216387084
Either your flag is real and therefore you're a pajeet
Or you're ziedbelg on vpn

>>216387052
Irish phenotype

get the dan houser on lex fridman interview watched

eating tuna mayonase sandwich

give it a rest adam

Oh whoops I got it reversed his penis is 12 cm and proportional he just wants black men to fuck his gf because they're exotic and dirty

She's so cute

im adolf hitler

need to wank but my wife keeps walking into the room

>>216387149
cute mulata

Lad who saw an escort here. Spent a few hours outside on my own today. I'm trying to force myself into situations. I went for a walk alone around a park, and drove to a bookshop just to force myself into unfamiliar places. I'm trying to think of other things to do on subsequent days.

I can feel a huge row coming with my mum when I get home because she will be instantly suspicious of me. I don't think I can tell her I saw an escort but I think I might not be able to control myself regarding my other feelings. I need to start changing things. I can't just stay hidden inside any more. I've got to fucking force myself to change. She didn't socialise me with girls when I was younger and I ended up a virgin at 29. She is a negative woman and she'll react with hostility I am sure.

What should I do? Do I keep it all bottled up or do I let it spill out? The bit about seeing an escort I have to keep bottled up for now but I have to fucking do something or I'm going to kill myself in a few years.

>>216387145
12cm is normal to you?

>>216387162
>Lad who saw an escort here.
Do us a favour yeah, sign off all your posts like this - adding to the filter now, appreciate that bud

>>216387091
She's been done

>>216387160
I want to breed chocolate qveens

>>216387162
I mean this sincerely... BLOG ON YOU UTTERLY BORING BASTARD

>>216387169
No but it's bigger than 10 cm isn't it

>>216387169
proportional ergo small to some, big to others

>>216387159
get her to wank you off

>>216387162
mate - no one here gives a shit. shut the fuck up.
use a trip so we can filter you, boring cunt

>>216387162
>I I I I me me me my my my my
please shut the fuck up, sincerely
no one asked
no one cares
find some real friends to bore with this shite

>>216387149
Corrrrrrrr Chase

>>216386855
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>>216387191
she is pregnant and is being sick constantly or sleeping
now she has decided to bake a cake for no reason

well done for giving it attention. mongs

>>216387182
>>216387194
>>216387199
good sentiment but it would have had more impact if only one of you said it

>>216387215
your wife fit? she got a nice arse?

>>216387215
she sounds like a lovely bird you've got a great lass there

>>216387091
really hate this, can't pinpoint why but it makes my skin crawl

>>216387215
>she is pregnant
Why?

>>216387227
i wouldn't marry an ugly woman with a bad arse

GUYS I DID IT. I GOT EVERY COMPLETION MARK ON TAINTED LOST ON THE BINDING OF ISAAC
IM ACTUALLY SHAKING

>>216387159
Ktim sometimes.

>>216387230
what started your black cock obsession anyway
i'm literally homosexual and i don't understand it at all, i've seen plenty of white monster cocks in my time. just utterly bizarre

>>216387262
don't believe you

>>216387262
imagine if you spent the same amount of effort into having sex and getting a gf.

>>216387262
>TAINT

>>216387262
and for your next trick you'll lose your virginity

>>216387262
something to reminisce about when you're on your deathbed i'm sure

>>216387273
I'm so close to just telling her to give me half an hour of peace to have a wank since we can't shag until she feels better.
I reckon I can get away with it.

>>216387277
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216360589/#216362585
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216360589/#216362666

>>216387162
you shag her up the arse?

well thats pathetic crybaby escortmong sent slinking off in tears lmao

>>216387284
completed that years ago

If you write off your Motability car, are you given another one? Or is there a penalty that attaches?

My Mrs loves to give me handjobs

Reckon it'll be no problem when she's preggo

>>216387277
its an extrapolation of a humiliation fetish and, ironically, racism. getting sexual satisfaction from not just you being small and weak, but your entire people being small and weak

>>216387322
do i look like a question answerer

>>216386998
rain in Glasgow is different aswell, proper downpours not the pishy windy rain you get in places like aberdeen

>>216387328
she's shit at them and i don't enjoy them either
never had a good hand job in my life

>>216387312
i asked what started it, not why you like it now

>>216387327
Confronts who? Photog? Can't keep up with these new celebrities and their wacky names.

>>216387262
Good for you lad

>>216387368
Do you really think I'm clogwog lol
He's a racist homosexual with a humiliation fetish like >>216387330 said it's not rocket appliances

can we get a round of applause for /brit/?

listed something for a price i was quite happy with but it sold within minutes so now i'm upset and feel like i've lost money listing it too low

Say what you will about the efficacy of supplements, there is no denying that zinc is good for sperm. Shooting cum with the consistency of hot glue in vast quantities.

>>216387398
hopefully Martinelli stop being a starter in this team so i can never see him stinking it up for the seleção again

>>216387162
Tell her about all the stuff you’ve just written but don’t bring up the escort business. You want to develop a sense of independence and autonomy and move on with life.
You’re doing really well so far and make sure you keep at it. Spend as much time in public as you can. Rotting in your bedroom eats away at your soul.
I was in a similar position last year when I decided I had to grow up and take control of my life. It will be difficult but I guarantee you it’s not impossible.
The escort visits will be awkward at first but they did wonders for me to ‘demystify’ women.

Just who we are mate

>>216387410
dont look back in anger

>>216387402
you really think people don't catch on to the fact that your dollhouse freak personas all post at the same time for some reason?

>>216387386
cheers lad. nice to get some support around here

>>216387362
That's a shame
Well let us know how she takes the wank time request please

29 years old with the mindset of a virgin 16 year old - you hate to see it. & this is coming from a manchild!

big squat session in the books just now

*springs off into the distance*

>>216387162
>>216387432
fuck me you're pathetic lol

>>216387442
You're mindraped buddy time to take a break from /brit/

>>216387456
this was me first thing this morning. also threw in some leg extensions

was back at the parents house for a while and the neet sister kept staring at my willy bulge what is wrong with this bitch

>>216387453
Routinely meet people who are like 22 yet seem much older and wiser than me at 32.

I'm beginning to think the perpetual immature aura is less to do with not having had sex and more to do with autism. If I actually had sex I think I'd still be the childish gimp I currently am.

>>216387479
>leg extensions
Cor how tall are you now?

>>216387162
kek

Last night I was Cansnonce and today I'm Clogwog

What's next, I'm 190?

>>216387488
shag her

>>216387471
you've wasted your life here and will die alone

>>216387440
i can assure you i will look back in anger till the day that i die

>>216387488
would you, given the chance, shag her up the arse?
or if you have, did you enjoy it?

>>216387054
does leftypol have a good relationship with his dad?

>>216387479
get in lad

>>216387398
EZ 3 points for the gunners

>>216387497
everyone is spaino and 190

>>216387491
>If I actually had sex I think I'd still be the childish gimp I currently am.
Yeah I've shagged three birds, and I'm still a total manchild, so you're probably right mate.

>>216387504
And what about you?

How's your life going then?

>>216387491
yeah autistic people who have sex usually just become insane sex addicts

>>216387493
tall enough for kisses x

>>216387515
uuuuuuffffff that waist + arse is trouble

>>216387408
clappi

>>216387518
genuinely true in a lot of cases. they are extreme 4chan addicts. here literally every day as far as i can tell

>>216387491
i had sex when i was 18 but i still come across as a gimp to most people, you're right
but shaggers do come across as much older and wiser beyond their years because they have a confidence and swagger about them

>>216387408
I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE
I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE PLAUSE LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE PLAUSE

>>216387435
Yh shite

I was the one who reported cloggy lol :)

>maturity
aka: boring man with no sense of whimsy
he has killed his child-self entirely and has no soul

>>216387567
right well youve just committed an illegal action

Do they not think raging over this is a little pathetic?

picking my nose and eating it

had a productive day so far, have to justify getting shitfaced until 3am later after all

>>216387583
well said Ben

>>216387554
He had a turbo melty last night about how he's not actually here all the time posting on tons of VPNs and shit

It's sad

>>maturity
>aka: boring man with no sense of whimsy
>he has killed his child-self entirely and has no soul

>>216387559
*does a very convincing and totally respectable gaga dance*

>>216387583
do you think he's raging just at that one thing or are you too thick to understand the wider issue hes on about?

im the flyest cracker in the galaxy

really need to start raining, can't stand the sun anymore x

i'm a born again virgin

my name is retep and i am evil

>>216387583
paul hollywood phenotype

(*＾-＾*)

>>216387491
>autism
it doesn't exist
you're either a retard/imbecile (you wouldn't be able to write), an idiot savant, a shy person or a normal person
Most likely you are normal and your perception is wrong.
There are old people who act immaturely; it does not mean they aren't normal.

>>216387623
Can you please watch your language?

This is a blue board

>>216387619
I think he’s delusional if he thinks corporations are removing Christmas from things so they don’t “offend” 6% of the population and so are you

>>216387574
Announcing a report is just a warning desu

rorke's haemmeroids painting my rod red

>>216387635
grown ass man btw

>>216387583
ramadan shove it up your arse

>>216387636
Interesting

What about borderline personality disorder?

>>216387516
is this actually Emma or AI?

>>216387635
hehe citrus and lavender
this is what i needed right now. thank you, legendary anon

>>216387648
right so you've completely pivoted from your original statement then.

>>216387648
least disingenuous leftypol

>>216387663
mate can we not mindrape him i dont want to see cronem spam for the next 15 hours

not sure if i should roast my peppers or not

mental how these JFs will never experience a charlie bighams

the fat lad at work just ate a bag of crisps by smashing them up and pouring them into his mouth

what the fuck

>>216387679
Sorry mate

I'll take a break now wasted my whole morning here lol

>>216387162
It may be that this escort experience has put you into in an extended state of mania. I'm not joking lad, I've had a similar thing happen due to experiences with women.

It's like there's a sudden mental collapse of sorts where you've spent years and years hidden away alone doing nothing, then this experience with a woman brings you back to reality instantly like a shock of cold water. All of a sudden your brain is aware that there's this whole world out there (with women in it) and you feel like you need to get your act together all in one go because you know you've been wasting loads of time.

What I would suggest rather than biting your mum's head off is to really drill down into what practical steps you can take to unfuck your life and in what order they need doing. It can feel overwhelming feeling like you need to fix everything right now so as to become 'normal' overnight and begin your real life as a blossoming woman-interacter and sex-haver. But you can't do it all at once.

You will need to spend time hunkered down in your mum's gaff while you get to work on your list of progressable tasks e.g getting a driver's licence, getting a part time job, getting a slightly better job, moving out etc.

NB: In the short term, if it turns out this IS a period of actual mania you're in right now you need to be very vigiliant for when it wears off as there's a real chance you may try to kill yourself during that lull.

thinking about rouge the bat's triangle tits

>>216387684
does fuckall. complete meme.

>>216387663
wouldn't you like to know
as for homosexuality, that is real... unfortunately for you

>>216387688
it's pure efficiency

>>216387684
get them roasted

>>216387692
please just stop posting

>>216387684
i'll roast your peppers mate

>>216387169
huge for me

>>216387691
oh my days. i bet you saw 'heathermong' fifteen times

escort lad writing essays wtf is this

>>216387663
>>216387679
Get a room in /cum/ and /aus/ respectively

>>216387687
it's an expensive ready meal, no need to boast about it

taking me a whiskey trip
loving her with every sip

the brown canadian homosexual is here just being brown and a homo

>>216387692
based & red-pilled

>>216387741
completely bald while young is a very unfortunate look

Can't say I blame the lad, he's clearly deficient mentally. I've never had any trouble talking to women, my problem is trauma from physical abuse. Can't bear to be touched you see, can basically only have sex with women who want to be dominated completely. For example I cannot receive a blowjob, but I can fuck a womans throat. It's really quite the hindrance

>>216387741
looking at him he may well be gay but if he's straight – zero lays for this egghead incel

Nigga name Keir

yes mate tell your mum you fucked a prossie im sure she wants to hear about that. even better ask her about all the blokes she shagged before your dad thatll be a real mother son experience you should make a day out of it bring her to cafe nero and talk about sex with your mum over ginger biscuits and matcha lattes

>>216387628
i've made my peace with it. it’s not easy convincing people into having sex with you

They say you are as smart as the company you keep. I just want to make sure you are all smart people here before I continue

>>216387785
Did you know Keir means "The Dark One"

>>216387719
Kek

fs got no apples in

>>216387805
eh?

>>216387805
no mate if you're the smartest in the room you're in the room now bugger off

rigatoni alla montecarlo for tea later x

>>216387805
I am genuinely a complete and utter retard - do not converse with me

bald man you are beautiful

keith sta-stammer

It stopped being fun the second she started calling herself a snowbunny

I saw Charlie Bigham at a grocery store in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen ready meals in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the meals and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

It really is that easy to set him off these days

I can't believe some of you have never broken hymens while I've broken fifty
I used to target vulnerable 16+ younguns

you ever have a chopped up banana on a slice of toast with peanut butter spread on it?

dead nice

>>216387819
*wrong room lol

>>216387830
thank you

>>216387839
Why?

just put down a 10 fold acca on the footy lads

>>216387843
nonce

i'm just like a sailing ship

threads gone all stinky im off

>chatting to schizomumberg about my childhood
>mention some of the things my father did that bother me
>"Just stop thinking about it" she says
>respond with "Is that what you did?"
>she bursts into tears
I'm going to hell

>>216387162
I was saying in the other thread, I think we're gay nigga

>>216387839
yeah she never did that mate. Hope your mother gets raped and murdered

>>216387877
:(

I used to meet them after school (they were 16) and shag them at my house, parks near their school or in hotels

>>216387877
get her sent to a care home

>>216387840
the first time I ever read this it was about thom yorke and I believed it because he seems like such a prick

>>216387846
no but i've done this in the air fryer
https://www.theconsciousplantkitchen.com/healthy-banana-brownies/

>>216387877
grim

>>216387891
calm down mate wtf

>>216387899
She's in one, I just visit her.

>approval rating of Prince Andrew: 13%
>approval rating of the British Government: 12% approval
Thoughts?

>>216387902
they look nice

in the jingle jangle morning i'll come following you

>>216387909
fake your own death

>>216387862
didn't arsked

El vino did flow

>>216387843
What turned you into the demented homosexual paedophile cuck shut-in freakazoid that you are today?

>>216387907
curb stomp br*zilian kids heads in turning their brain to mush

>>216387891
She does all the time you retard
Go see her ig and twitter

>>216387923
me when I see a pair of tits

just grspoidfcvodf'd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs5HwMYanOc
kino just dropped

>>216387877
Ouch

>>216387933
just banter innit, guys being dudes

also gay if you wouldn't

>>216387936
Debate doing it for real every day.

>>216387940
calm. down.

using an "air fryer" is wrong

>>216387877
lmao done her

>>216387950
>still doesn't provide any proof for the shit he says
sad. just sad. odious little vile cretin you are. I'll slash your mother's throat then piss down her wind pipe

>>216387956
6 million people in an oven?

I remember it was early november 2010 and I met this shy, pert 16yo in a park near her private girls'school and deflowered her on a park bench as fireworks went off overhead

>>216387980
Oh so that's just your way of begging for source?

any still in bed man in

splash of milk and a handful of coffee beans in the air fryer

Let me guess, you need more?

>>216388006
nah mate. But for real, imagine sitting there while someone threatens to rape your mum and not doing anything about it. Extremely cowardly. feel sorry that she shat a little beast like you out

mums doing fried air for tea again ffs

>>216387692
>You will need to spend time hunkered down in your mum's gaff while you get to work on your list of progressable tasks e.g getting a driver's licence, getting a part time job, getting a slightly better job, moving out etc.
I can drive and have a decent job that pays alright.
I have suggested moving out in the past and my mum criticises it.

>>216387432
I'm gonna try. Do you think I should tell her about my virginity? I'm 29, idk how old you are.

>>216388043
Fat uggo

this abo bro is steaming hot under the collar

U.S.A. For Africa - We Are the World

hot religious girl schizoposting on instagram again lads

>>216388052
what do you gain from this gay little charade

her warm body felt good on a cold november night

>>216388045
Why would anyone even read your posts let alone care about what you say you little homosexual fat retard?
>Nooooooo why won't anyone take me seriously?

>>216388072
Lass is speaking faxxx

>>216388044
>>216387951

grimsby town playing today?

fortnite furry farts

I took a shit earlier. looked like a brazilian

OH YEAH BABEEEE DING DONG

ugly and can't grow a beard

>cloggy says no one cares about my posts or reads them
>he replies to me
lol I'd say you're retarded, but you're too stupid to even know what it means

shitting on the cat

>>216388134
hawk tua

>>216388074
It's not a charade, I'm here for advice

there's a choice we're making, we're saving our own lives

Mum just sent me this

cloggy mindraped him

>>216388099
Caught her stream a couple days ago, no idea what she was babbling on about cause she's Mexican. Cute accent tho and the game looked fun

>>216388043
timmy prefers the yellower, monkier breeds

>>216388176
2ez

Wish it did not make me so angry seeing videos/photographs of girls dressed up all provocative, acting all ditzy and sultry, basking in the knowledge that they are imminently going to be inundated in the attention and validation of desperate horny men. Especially when they are making money from it. Legitimately makes me feel like burning down cities, laying waste to entire nations - anyone else? I'm not even incel

>>216388214
y'all a mf ass incel ass motherfucker

dire thread. grim, even

Meanwhile in Poland

https://x.com/BROKENBRITAIN0/status/1984538674881581134

brawl in Manchester between migrants, youtubers and trans people

Is steroid cream treatment permanent or do I have to keep stretching my dick? Should I just get it snipped to avoid the hassle

>>216388214
rorke incarnate

>>216388241
And why does a Finnish person care?

>>216388098
ya reckon?

>>216388254
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topical_steroid_withdrawal

>>216388291
>>216388291
>>216388291

>>216388235
Sorry I shouldn't have set him off with that BPD comment

>>216386892
such as?
>>216388072
that's just normal

>>216388092
but you read them

>>216388241
Tranny would prob win 1 vs 1 against the lot lool

>>216388289
Yh