Thread 216398207

corinne bailey rae edition

>>216398199
used to sell blowjobs for 400 quid on grindr in my twink days
thats THEM giving ME a blowjob

eatin sweets x

>>216398233
what kind x

>>216398231
did they get off on paying for it? can't imagine being so grotesque that you can't find a cock on grindr

Remember to brush your teeth

>>216398233
love when they’re called sweeties

>>216398267
jaffa poos

got the leggings out x

>>216398268
are you blind mate
they paid ME

>>216398233
started drinking already

might go shop to get some chocolate x

right now i have decided i like myself so please nobody take this away from me as it's very rare

>>216398275
dont like them

>>216398293
are you blind mate?
that's what i said

>>216398301
mental he's probably czech sitting with his kozel
great beer

mental how feral i go when a proper fat arse shows up

>>216398293
yeah im blind so what
WHAT U GONA DO ABOUT IT
HUH

>>216398332
hes british he was on slimmingworld

>>216398317
you're an ugly little retard aren't you

>>216398350
...prefer not to say

if i was an mi5 agent i would refuse to call my superiors as weird "mum" instead of a proper "ma'am"

>>216398268
i was fit when i was a twink
probably not easy for them to find a body like mine

shaking my little white arse to the inspector gadget theme song

>>216398389
why you doing that then

A fat farting British boyfriend…

girlie put your records on

>>216398363
you looked more like f1nn or icky?

they dont make black people liek this anymore
british black people

Every order spend over 25 pounds gets deep fried milk bar(3 pieces) for free.

piloting the event horizon right up my bumhole

willing to buy fresh twink poo regularly
must be based in London or near to me
18-23 age range, possibly older if you look young
white only, cute, boyish or good looking (I can vet you via photo to gauge suitability)
£100-£200 per log depending on factors
hairy arse prefered but smooth ok too

dm @ twinkpoobuyer on kik if interested

This video fascinates me.
I could become an Islamic convert, a communist, a fascist, a neoliberal, a bender, a trannard, anything - and my parents would still love me all the same (they'd take some umbridge with the last one though).

The fact that these parents' love for their child is conditional is mental to me.
Same thing I felt for the dad of Charlie Kirk's assassin turning him in. Absolutely bizarre behaviour.

Am I mad lads?
I don't have kids but I cannot even fathom my parents ever doing this to me.

>>216398475
200 wuid not enough for poo

>>216398435
is this girl the same as this girl >>216398223 ?

>>216398476
>umbridge
what

farting through space and time

>>216398486
I'm so sick of inflation.

please kill me

>>216398454
your good old carib
now it's all eritreans and somalis
sad

>>216398510
Imagine farting in LA

asda christmas advert is already on

>>216398476
their son turned into a rorke, he might as well be dead for them

>>216398531
*curses you with long health so you'll live until at least 90*

>>216398476
When I was a teenager I nicked a couple of rounds of ammunition from a shooting range as a keepsake, and my father found them and took me to the police station and asked for them to arrest me for weapons possession.

block paragraphs in post? not reading a word. simple as.

>>216398476
he's a cringy little runt, parents did the right thing

>>216398499
No, that's the other girl. This is her.

stop giving attention to the spamming swede

>>216398476
You have to imagine it from their view, he’s 22/23 no job lives at home and relies on them, he’s on Twitter using his real name and face trying to become a internet celebrity calling people racial slurs. And when they try and talk to him about he locks himself in his room

massive the lad who came up with olive oil

>>216398555
who is this

>>216398546
mad thing is they're centre-right conservative voters
lmao

>>216398549
grim

>>216398476
some parents have no love for their children at all and treat them well only in so far as they're not a nuisance to them
you can see in the dad's eyes there's not a shred of love for him

>>216398476
he's jooish

Is this it?

>>216398578
haha it was me x

>>216398549
think boomers derive a sick pleasure from ruining their childrens' lives

which to cop

it will be my first grown ups coat

>>216398555
This girl is very attractive, much moreso than the other girl you have been posting.

>>216398587
A swedish girl
>>216398646
I see

>>216398570
this
the whole situation is grim af and rorke is completely in the wrong, little poof got his dead arrested, he's a fucking prick he is

think about all the house parites goign on now and all the pres
all the boys and girls getting TOGETHER

>>216398638
so youre homosex?

>>216398668
dad*

>>216398555
she's beautiful tbf

i still wear my trousers from when i was 12

>>216398476
The idea of unconditional love for your children is fairly new

>>216398667
Say the name dickhead

>>216398570
think I can understand their POV a little more now tbf
If he wasn't exposing them at all & was living in his own place, THEN I'd find their furore bizzare desu.

new laptop redditflags test

Where's Ziedbelg?

>>216398676
at home alone me
playing video games

>>216398667
what's her name
she's beautiful

Why is Heathertranny simping and samefagging over this mid slag on ten VPNs?

there's a massive difference between unconditional love, forgiveness etc. and unconditional material support

>>216398697
>>216398713
>>216398736
No, I know her irl

>>216398765
Do I give a fuck? Post her name or fuck off /brit/ you don’t belong here

all my aris and carlys are on my old laptop ...

>>216398726
i thought you was dead

>>216398790
Why didn't you wanna get a pint with me this summer?

>>216398733
same even doing my lil weeb incel game haha atelier

>>216398804
why would i ever want to meet up with someone from this chinese cartoon mindrape spam website

>>216398765
But you do understand that left mogs, yes? So why even post right?

on the johnnie walker green

>>216398765
if you know her irl then why are you posting her on 4chan you incel freak

filled with seething hatred for neurotypicals
hate hate hate them so much

Is being a runt a physical state, or a mental state?

really want a girlfriend

>>216398868
haha thsi is me

>>216398841
Why not?
Could've made a new friend

>>216398880
just get the asmr on and cuddle your pillow

>>216398865
He “knows” her, she doesn’t have a clue who he is

>>216398880
tried to get one for 22 odd years (i'm 36)
just not meant to be i guess...

>>216398868
should see my face when the turbonormdrones at toil start talking about their TV slop, traitors, strictly, etc

>>216398880
the idea of a gf is better than having one

Something gives me the feeling it's because he didn't want meet up with me in particular but not really sure why

me? raiding silph co in Pokemon Fire Red

>>216398923
why you doing that then

Right well that's the Chainsaw Man cinema ticket booked

>>216398880
would be nice

>>216398933
team rocket are there the fucking cunts

>>216398945
Are you going to live blog about the experience?
All things considered, I think people would want to know how it goes.

why did dtfic stop with the reddit spacing

>>216398922
it's nothing personal man

uh oh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_42qlGeUJU

moving to Berlin in January
my new life will start
I WILL get a girlfriend in 2026

>>216398970
Can't go live on YouTube until you get 50 subs or I would. I might make a video about it though

>>216398923
me? just got my 8th badge in Pokemon Scorched Silver

going to the elite 4 now

haven't been outside since tearing my knee up over 2 weeks ago
may never walk again at this rate!

>>216398947
right
ok
keep me updated

Hello brit, it is i, the scary pegan from the north. I am here to raid your shores yet again, please post somthing cool i can steal and take back home! maybe a funny image or a picture of your pet

>>216398996
I told a slight fib, it's actually Radical Red
Fucking hard game

what can i buy with upvotes

Objective ratings

>>216398984
Dilara awaits for you in Köpenick

in fire emblem: three houses i successfully classed ashe and annette into wyvern riders and set marianne as my dancer

>fodenbunny.png

chortling

large mount gay with soda, please

Got toil tomorrow so will be an early night.

Been contemplating starting a Pokémon romhack. Maybe seaglass emerald.

>>216398996
shouldnt be having excadrill leafeon or salazze they didnt exist when fire red came out

what are some good nintendo switch 2 games x
ive finished bravely default now

>>216399066
when are you going to hack off your pocket monster?

>>216399006
um

>>216399067
Luxray as well

>>216399062
Wonder what catberg thought it was

In a fooking comfy pub supping £3.50 pints of Timothy Taylor's Landlord.

I've seen heaven lads. That's it from now on.

Missus doesn't appreciate it, bloody tart.

>>216399075
there aren't any x

>>216398975
Yay :D
Ok I will stop bothering you about it

do your think it was worth it for the girls do porn lads?

>>216399097
a great big thing with teeth

>>216399006
take my aryan frog, brother...

>>216399018
Their makeup is dreadful

Could you go for a tomboy gf that likes video games and cars?

https://www.instagram.com/itsgma___

>>216399075
recently played unicorn overlord and triangle strategy
they were pretty good

>>216399095
dont reply to me tranny freak

Stomach really hurts but I ate like a good boy today - feeling extremely concerned.

>>216399099
Are you really /brit/ posting from a pub that youre at with your gf for the second night in a row?

>>216399030
>>216399084
>>216399136
Thank you, a great bounty, i will sail back home now >>216386417

>>216399099
>both on your phones

>>216399075
kirby forgotten land

>>216399149
dont care about "tomboy" or other such nonsense
she's fit or she aint
if she's fit she's in my gaff
if she aint she out ma gaff

>>216398476
Your love for your kids should is unconditional? Never heard anything so retarded in all my life. If my son turned out to be a nonce and went to jail like Ian watkins you can guarantee I'm abandoning him and leaving him to rot in there, same if he got shit faced and mowed down a group of people on the pavement.
Love is not unconditional, nor should it ever be. Granted my son would have to do a lot for me to stop loving him and think he was a dick but it's still possible

never realised how good the bass on this tune is
heard it on some big speakers last night

>>216398476
My parents love was always unconditional. If I had children mine would be for them. But thats not the case for most people. They cannot even recognise that their son, for all his obvious failures, is a product of themselves. Or perhaps thats why they despise him so.
It is bizarre to me.

>>216399219
crazy frog is a hit

if she got a nice arse she can be a lil munted up in the face idc

>>216399219
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drPZiXn9G3k

>>216399219
Feel like so many people miss out on bass because they're usually listening with shit headphones or tiny speakers

need to sort my thousands upon thousands of pictures
got everything in one folder atm x

>>216399246
What's your last shag look like?

>>216399258
Sort them by inches

>>216399246
post the one that looks like a chubby taylor swift with her cock in a cage

giggle when i hear the woman say dunelm in the advert

>>216399082
not one fella. Its a fat girl

>>216399062
Cats have amazing reflexes like. Remember seeing that video of one twatting the snake as it lunged at it

.......................................

>>216399285
who

Ghetts got locked up just as Digga got released
mad

>>216399246
Total opposite here, need her to have an angelic face, then her body doesn't matter at all.

>>216399099
Never had a gf and due to my crippling social anxiety, zero self esteem and paranoia I can see I made the right decision. Looks nightmarish

>>216399248
noticed quite a few music videos from this era have people doing weird robotic dances
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf421JsG004

genuinely don't get why anyone with a gf would come here

>>216399099
get her backdoors caved in

>>216399211
I should hope you never have children. People like you are the exact kind of parent to raise a nonce or a terrorist.

>>216399308
It's actually crazy how skeletal she looks in motion
They've banned fashion ads in Britain with women that look like her in them

>>216399323
At least Digga goes after his enemies
Ghetts ran down some kid drunk driving sent the guy flying

(8) it's there on demand i supply it
you know the coke ain't diet (8)

>>216399211
What were your parents like?

>>216399384
looks like the kid ran into the car

hello cornwall

Got The Isley Brothers - Brother, Brother, Brother (1972, 24/96k, FLAC) on

>>216399419
why are you such a coomer
just have a wank and be done with it ffs

>>216399211
Easy to say when you don't have a kid. If your child turns out a fuck-up or freak your first emotional response should guilt and shame not scorn and hatred, else you might be a sociopath

>>216399444
same

>>216399455
Doubt he took a break all day
His cock must be worn down to a nub by this point

>>216399455
i don't wank

hi

right then time for a wank dont you think?

cornwall, halifax, east ridings, staffordshire
all great places

They call us nigga cause we's dicks is bigga - Ziedelbeg

>>216399480
Second half has some real stinkers on it

>>216398783
>>216398842
>>216398865

>>216399384
but he looks so innocent

when my knee has recovered and i can walk again i'll definitely sort my life out

completed mgs delta lads
great game but fuck me ocelot's appearances throughout the game started to annoy me

>>216399521
>staffordshire
lol ok

>>216399512
wonder what her bookshelf looks like

lifestyle been a bit boring lately. might stab someone from a different postcode

I really fancy her because she don't like reading books and I don't like reading books

>>216399614
4chan was the first target of the law
that's how powerful we are

>>216399606
Ocelots are proud creatures.

>>216399648
GCHQ yeah this fella right here

>We ate the same 93p ‘council estate tea’ every day & I still swear by it – just 3 ingredients will make your mouth water
>Showing off “memories” of her childhood, Aimee, 44 from Ribble Valley District, dished up her “council estate tea” which consisted of homemade “proper” chips alongside fried eggs and baked beans.

>>216399384
rip lil nigga

not real
it's someone pretending
they're still gone :((((((

>>216399672
they only go after flag wavers now

im such a whore for automatic doors

>>216398476
probably should have referred him to prevent

the vinted browse

blow it out your arse mate

She is the most famous British Gen Z woman

>>216399704
no reason you couldn't throw some ham in there

>>216399705
fr like bro just disappeared

>>216399704
Add a can of assorted veg then that's alright - poverty for sure, but it would be fine.

mums called 999 cos i'm right wing

>>216399748
she's at least 50

had to break things off with the Chinese scammer bint
she actually gave me her number as well

>>216399748
looks 40

>>216399770
think my mum is more racist than me

>>216399748
what would happen of she read a copy of last exit to brooklyn?

can hear my fat ugly neighbour blowing her nose. Probably got a cheeseburger stuck up there

>>216399521
East Riding of Yorkshire is my city

i always associate pot noodles as the most povvo food

>>216399756
fuck is a can of assorted veg?

Was on the fence about shagging when I visit Chongqing next year, but I think I might actually do it. Get the HPV/Hep vaccines, and just fuck a load of Chinky bitches - I think I need it to get my mojo back, then I can come home and find a nice pleasant white gf with my newfound confidence

we wanna be free to do what we wanna do
and we wanna get loaded

>>216399748
she was relatively normal before she went to australia, used to work in an office and call centre, then went to australia for 2-3 years and turned into an arch succubus

>>216399246
yeah

why do ethnics litter so much?

>>216399748
>>216399833
disgusting

>>216399824
Yeah that’s great Rorke sure they will definitely be well into you mate that’s a proper good plan that

>>216399854
>pic unrelated

>>216399867
I'm tall and whenever I've posted my face here and on soc people compliment me - I think I'll be fine mate

wasting my saturday :(

>MULTIPLE PEOPLE STABBED ON TRAIN IN HUNTINGDON
>Reports are circulating that 10 people have been stabbed. Locals present are saying that there was 2 perpetrators who were yelling "Allah Akbar"
ffs white Christians again

nightmare grey hellscape

>>216399881
was this worth posting?

waster wednesday :v

>>216399908
ban assault knives

>>216399892
The tall handsome chad who needs sex tourism to be able to get a white gf is it?

do you lads have permission to be posting these women on here?

can't help but detect the scent of sexual tension in the /brit/ thread tonight

!!!!!!!

>>216399932
Chad? No, but I'm alright. Had a bad break up, and then my father died and I gained a lot of weight, so been in a long dry spell and not feeling right - breaking out of it you see.

>>216399908
>reports are circulating
So it’s some made up bullshit yet again then

lol true

whenever i look at maps i realise i don't know dick about england

There's a place called Godmanchester? I never knew

Snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up

i dont really remember getting a lot of physical affection from my mother and i think that probably has something to do with my aloofness

homo erectus walks amongst us!

>>216399972
It's pronounced Gumster as well. What a weird place.

>>216399803
screaming what a reference
she'd probably think she's a cool edgy drug addicted trans sexworker
cos that's totally what she is right and not some sanitised and commercialised humilation kink

they had mental health

>>216399833
truly baffling. really makes you think. really gets the noggin joggin.

mind
boggling.

leftypol dropping to his knees

>>216399963
Yeah because nothing that has gone on before tonight could possibly have predicted something like this would happen

>>216400003
You might be right, I was a proper mummy’s boy and she gave me loads of attention and now I’m a very down to earth friendly chap

>>216399908
bloody buddhists again

part and parcel lads
we're aw fae somewhere
don't look back in anger x

how long does it take for MCL tear to heal please answer it's been 16 days and still cant walk

deep state getting active again - SAD

>>216399969
Gervais would never condone such a message. No fucking way does he think mass immigration is a problem in London

>>216399963
Confirmed by Sky News now actually leftypol

>the stabbing is real
ffs

>>216400031
how often does this happen on a saturday night though? would have expected it earlier in the day

>>216400025
isolated incident

>>216400025
love these immigrants
imagine, we could've been just slowly infested with them, law abiding and in useless fucking jobs
instead they helpfully stoke the anger
good bunch of lads

>>216400067
BET HE DOESN'T APOLOGISE FOR BEING WRONG!!!

>>216400067
let me guess. brown complexion?

>>216400065
he posted it though

where's that stupid motherfucker who says it's just selective outrage

>>216400025
two people arrested? two?

it's him!

>>216400057
>MCL tear
how did this happen

We ask the public to refrain from speculating

Mong of the day is this cunt >>216399963

>>216400117
yet more proof that if you act weird but look good it's a vibe
if you look ugly it's creepy

>>216400057
18-29 - 2 week
30+ - 2 years

>>216400067
>>216400077
>>216400087
>>216400102
>>216400108
rorke

remember when they said they’d instantly release the race an ethnicity of the perpetrators every time stuff like this happened and then the only time they did it was when a white ex army fella with ptsd was attacked by violent scouser apes and panicked and accidentally ran some of them over

seriously why are these foreigners so stabby?

>>216400012
might inspire her next stunt to be raped to death

>>216400164
you don't have guns so they have to stab

>>216400067
you know who the real victims in all of this will be? innocent muslims

https://ukandeu.ac.uk/most-british-young-men-reject-the-far-right/

being right-wing is an unc thing

>>216400164
asylum application gets rejected yet they dont get deported so they just walk around outside not knowing what to do so they just stab people to get £500 and a free ticket back home to somalia

overton window just flew past my house

>>216398240
>>216398240
>>216398240

>>216400122
drunk fell twisted leg landed on it

Sir Cobra Meeting

>>216400220
sounds like a lie