Thread 216432089

blogonaise eidishion

another miserable day of my dogshit life

Forgot how bad vinyl records sound

um oh wow heh *awkwardly adjusts collar* oh boy! my first day in the new! I'm feeling neverous heh, I hope I can make friends!

>>216433705
LOL and he tries to shame me for posting gay shit

oh my fucking god im gonna cum

There are two wetherspoons in Shrewsbury

The Shrewsbury Hotel one is usually very busy and I don't like it.

My favourite one is Montgomery's Tower which is near the Severn and not far from the Welsh bridge. I go there semi-frequently.

aff tae bed

literally farting spunk out of my arse

>>216433748
you shit up the threads almost as much as he does

still laughing about the fodenbunny
has had me in stitches for a good few hours today

>>216433718
They sound pretty good to me. What’s your setup and what are you listening to? You should always go for older pressings from the 1970s or whatever instead of new pressings done by loudness wars idiots who don’t know what they’re doing.

>>216433748
where can I buy this

might get on the grindr

nth for the holodem

>>216433788
quite possibly the best post of 2025

>>216433788
Not even close besides I'm never on a UK so it's trivial to filter my alleged spam

Notable random/unprovoked black stabbing incidents

Huntingdon
Southport
Nottingham
Murder of David Amess
Manchester Arndale
Murder of Gurvinder Johal
Murder of Christina Edkins
Murder of Lee Pomeroy

Chickenbake, meatballs and gravy for tea then.

>>216433858
what the fuck are you playing at

>>216433858
you dirty horrible slag

>>216433858
Same worktop as Spaino and Employed Woman

>>216433858
slainte

i want to get my bum shagged again

the inside of that chicken bake is going to float around in the gravy like spaff in bathwater

>>216433800
Garrard 301 with SME 3012 and Ortofon 2M Black to Waxwing preamp and Genelec 8331 monitors

>>216433922
feel sick imagining the gravy and the chicken bake sauce mixing when he cuts into it

don't understand how people can get ingrown toenails that need surgery to remove
you get days and days even weeks of slight discomfort before it actually becomes ingrown, plenty of time to just snip it back with some clippers
reckon they're the same sort of people who get an infected rash on their anus from not wiping properly

Does anyone here ever wee scream or are we a poo screaming general only?

>>216433886
me when i remember that i'm an incel freak

>>216433922
true post
if he's got any sense he'll eat the meatballs and gravy first, then only cut into the 'bake once the plate is suitably dried

whats that fellas name
pig shite?

>>216433886
Rorke has had enough

the zoo
pig shite
fag horse

I wish I wasn't so shy and anxious

>>216433958
I never had an ingrown nail, or one of those pus filled hair thing that needs surgery or whatever
think people are just filthy
same for the testicle twist that need to get to the hospital
or hemorroids
idk how people evne get allthat

>>216433934
Absolutely no reason why you shouldn’t be getting great sound out of that.

pgg yp nr sestf

>>216434018
>the zoo
*ahem*

The one thing that gets me to sleep at night is the small but ever present possibility that I might be raped in the night

>>216434038
mental how i have the same chin as her

wypipo get hemmeroids bcos dey don wipe dey ass!

Hungover

>>216434038
why she look like she's about to record a video of her eating her own poo

>>216434028
you can get haemorrhoids from straining too hard when you poo
or from being shagged up the arris

>>216434038
who's this
she's fit af

This is high-quality material and not that cheap Chinese stuff. In life you get what you pay for and if you want quality, you cannot have quality and be cheap.

>>216434038
what has my darling gio scotti got to do wiht the zoo

>>216433950
>the woman who cowers in fright despite being a mile away
such delicate creatures

>>216434038
*sigh* *unzips* here we go again..

>>216434075
*claps and laughs in the most obnoxious manner possible*

>>216434087
>she
deary me

Dropped a figure and had to super glue it back together

Then scraped my guitar on the wall

Sick of myself I really am

>>216434103
nothing, dear

>>216434030
Redpill: Vinyl sounds bad actually lol
Listening to some records now that have no good digital copies and it's a bit more tolerable

Gets the gears whirring this

My rorke has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
My rorke has got no power, he's got his strong beliefs
My rorke has got no fame, he's got his strong beliefs
My rorke has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs

I think I literally have fallen in love with the escort I saw. I literally cannot stop thinking about her. Her dark eyes, her lips, her accent, the compliments she gave me. I've spent hours imagining conversations with her today.

Is this what being in love feels like? To think about someone constantly? Or am I just being manic? I'm trying to be rational but it's like my brain is haywire. I feel like some tragicomedy character.

might learn latin again

poo

>>216434075
*hoots and hollers*

>>216434169
go to hell

>>216434169
youre not in love you freak
how dare you use that word

do you lads reckon you could last longer being edged or waterboarded?

>>216434067
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popobawa

>>216434169
pay to have condomless sex lad
bring her an std test if she asks and do her raw

Kanye West- Hold My Liquor is a truly brilliant song

discord transfu wants to go to a gig with me in january

>>216434209
why would i get waterboarded

>>216434169
you should fall in love with the business end of a shotgun buddy

I might hand in my notice at work tomorrow. Feel too depressed to go on and want to kill myself. My health is awful, mentally and physically. I find myself consistently struggling with drug addiction. I've got savings enough to last about 6 months that I don't want to squander but i'm beginning to feel I have no choice. As it stands I shall try to stick it out week to week, for another month, and hopefully I can find strength to carry me to the new year. But I fear I cannot go on like this much longer.

>>216434169
fuck off to /britfeel/ you attention seeking retard rat cunt

>>216434243
it's hypothetical ffs

>>216434258
pretty sure you've said this already

>>216434169
Should have stretched this LARP over a couple weeks desu


Nobody is fooled when you spam this often

>>216434169
No, thats a crush.

>>216434258
go on the sick and get help (you won't)
alternatively, also fuck off to /britfeel/ you attention seeking retard rat cunt

>>216434266
well i hope so

god im fucking fat

anyone got that gif ot that fag horse prancing around

>>216434279
>a couple weeks
FOY

>>216434240
umm

>>216434269
It's something i've been considering for days.

>>216434290
Not sure I know how to get on the sick or get help.

>>216434240
corrr will you bum her after

PIP's come in de lids £900 in the account it lush
might buy a steam deck x

>>216434235
for me it's Drive Slow, homie

6-7

>>216434336
gwarn lad x

>>216434325
how do you have a job and not know how to go on the sick

wish charlois bighams did a cheese toastie

>>216434322
You can see my flag right?

>>216434331
Looks horrible, even by Scottish standards.

Anyone got that meme of the schizophrenic guy or something talking about driving into a crowd of people

keep opening /gif/ and then remembering that im supposed to be off the wanking for a month

>>216434331
would suck that down in 30 seconds

>>216434380
>>216434394
i don't know who to trust

>>216434387
/gif/ doesnt have the proper gay porn threads like it used to
used to have proper rough poundings in those threads

>>216434038
Cannot look at a girl wearing a mask like that without immediately thinking she’s baking her poo into some cookies.

>>216434404
I'm not gay so fortunately the threads about big cocks are good enough for me

>>216434387
>>29728338

wish I had a chud gf

>>216434347
I applied for the job and went on an interview and was hired.
How does one apply for the sick?

St Nicholas' Church and beyond, early 1930s and 2025

It could be a bit earlier than that, but no later I think, with there being no sign of the tunnel dock exit yet

i broke into this little benders bum once. told him to do a line of ket then ravaged his batty with no condom and came in him raw then kicked him out

>>216434466
what the fuck

British humor, everyone

>>216434479
:/

she hit the griddy in that stupid bitch hat

>>216434407
what is that a reference to something

This is beauty

>>216434343
*crashes out*

>>216434579
she's only 39 but looks 59

>>216434621
No she doesn't. Be quiet

>>216434660
you're right. she looks even older

>>216434579
he'll have to divorce her if he wants to be president

>>216434621
i'd say 55

>>216434579
lol classic case of best timmy could do

>>216434707
why do you think he got charlie killed

>>216434741
What's this idea, never heard this

had a lot of dreams today but fortunately I forgot them all

STOP reading fiction and watching plays.

Ktim

>>216434788
stop reading in general

>>216434802
I had my assistant read this to me. I agree.

homer simpson

>>216434828
Hey watch it with that language homie. Hey, listen, I'm new around here do you know where I could buy any drugs?

>>216434828
that's SIR homer simpson to you.

>>216434407
Did that one with the poo cookies bake them for herself, or to sell to others? Because I heard she was using her husband's poo and that's just not cricket

Wish I was fucking normal

>>216434889
you are
blog on normie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biXzYTlIoYw
lmao pooja losing her hair

>>216434767
>Jlloyd Samuel? Someone said you was dead

We now go to /brit/ for their congratulations messages to INDIA's women for winning the Cricket World Cup for the first time.

The floor is yours.

>>216434900
having a few shags as a teenager doesn't make you normal
I'm bipolar and never had a job and have no friends

>>216434914
FONT

>>216434913
can see her nipples

>>216434901
why did you ask another poster how big his dick is?

>>216434926
you will be raped

>>216434914
you got to shag in your prime. you're a normie

did some horrible sexual things when i was a teenager i can never ever bring up to anybody now

>>216434984
It literally doesn't matter. Just bury it deep down inside and move on

>>216434901
her fiancé is an irish timmy omds
irish boys love that prickly dark brown cancer pussy

>>216434490
yah yeet yah yeet

>>216435020
wow what a pretty jewess

>>216435045
why are you interested in the size of men's dicks?

>>216434984
You have to send that through the trauma processor or it's going to fuck with your whole life.

>>216434926
how big is your dick?
>>216435045
how big is your dick?

>>216434914
do you have one of those big bipolar dicks?

>>216435078
about average, 6 and a half inches

why the fuck is halo 2 30gb I can't fit it on my tiny ssd

>>216435112
speaking of tiny ssd's, how big is your dick?

just realised my knob has never tasted rain and that makes me sad

>>216435112
buy a sandisk 2to portable ssd
got one on the cheap and its peng

Quentin, get a job. Your dead Daddy isn't proud of you

oh he's moved on to asking people the size of their knob now has he? not gay at all

not sure about the end game of howbigisyourdickmong's gimmique

>>216435132
how big is your dick and why haven't you let him loose in the rain?

reckon I should have been made Prime Minister
id do a rubbish job obviously
but i could hardly do worse than the sorry sods who have taken office in my lifetime

>>216435154
He's stolen my fucking gimmick the cunt

conniving pang pang tricked vainglorious timmy and will inherit his $130 million fortune when he carks it

>>216435154
someone needs to have a word with him

The trauma processor

>>216435190
pang pang is the fox and anthony is the crow

test

Sir Billi

Is
right !!

love putting 2 fingers on my bumhole before farting then smelling my poo fumes fingers

Might put in a meltdown request

By God it's beautiful

>Failed to load board congifuration
what's this about

>>216435233
howling that looks exactly like how I imagine Mouse on the right

>>216434984
giz a hint lad

>>216435246
luv been a tyke me

mans in dorset yeah

I'll tell you lads one thing, if id been on that train it would have gone down quite differently.

>>216435398
Yeah? How many would you have stabbed instead then

for me, it's four servings of mac and cheese

>>216435444
Get the Charlie Bighams in

Genuinely baffled over what motivates someone to become a human rights lawyer

>>216435429
I would have prevented all stabbings. Knocked out the stabber before the train pulled into the station. By the time the police turned up i'd ask "what took you chaps so long?" with a cheeky wink.

>>216435444
think you might have gotten lost on your way to /cum/ pal

>>216435154
sc

>>216435505
>>>/ausnz/

>>216435491
Would make a cracking episode of Dr. Who, someone get this going

>>216435533
kek this is me

>>216435444
Ima need that Ham, that White Meat, that Dark Meat, that Sweet Potato Casserole, Stuffing, Collard Greens, Mac 'n' Cheese, that Cranberry Sauce and a slice of Apple Pie.

I want to build my own plate AND I want a plate of leftovers to take with me.

local gang weed chapter are banging my door looking for protection money

Swedish girls

>>216433936
australian schizos dont exi-

keep getting bursts of sharp pain in my head but it's not a consistent headache, hope it's a brain tumor

I am receiving multiple death threats based on a libelous video and image posted of me

>black pussy CHANGED Rorke
What a weak-minded Timmy
Black pussy didn't change Ottomans, cut who cut off the heads of their black sex slaves and their bastard mulatto offspring and fed their remains to wild dogs

>>216435505
usa belongs in /brit/ more than aus mate

AMERICANS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBK9eTUvpUU
Is this true?

never met anyone called timmy

>>216435619
Commonwealth

>>216435619
what does thanksgiving have to do with british culture lad?

never understood the obsession with vtubers and kpop whoever created this shit must've signed a contract with the devil to make it popular

>>216435650
asians look odd to me

>>216435637
had never met a peter until i was already a man

>>216435633
you stop eating the leftovers when the leftovers are gone

also we cook the food on thursday and they're generally gone by monday or tuesday

>>216435608
>he's unnaware
KARA BOGA has subdued the legacy of the steppe

you know what catberg l'm not gonna try and help you anymore go ahead and eat everything and lets see what happens

all americans are fat and stupid and deranged

>>216435444
>mac and cheese
FOY

>>216435721
i'm not stupid

clocks go back tonight

timmy plantation owner sending his bastard mulatto offspring to england to receive an education
ottoman slave owners skewering their mulatto newborns and feeding their corpses to wild dogs

Best /brit/ posters by country are as follows:
Native brits
Australians
New Zealanders/Canadians
Random jfs
Americans
You can’t refute this.

love white women in their 20s lads
just something special about it you know?

>>216435742
arent you a timmy?

>>216435747
Nope
It goes:
Native Brits
Americans
Canadians
French, Spanish
Australians

>>216435637
I knew a lad called Tim but he went by Timbo.

>>216435773
This will upset them but it's true it's just true

>the aus flags are all unemployed bruces
>the uk flags are mongs on the dole
explains why /brit/ is so shit tonight
us yanks will have to step it up as per usual

Ya'll mfs makin me crash out fr

>>216435773
Its a curious thing, I was never shy as a child but seem to become more and shy by the day.

can feel my bum humidity percolating in real time

>>216435773
100% true
inceloids love to seethe at the expectation of extremely basic social skills

>>216435816
where i'm from a crash out is something you don't come back from

>>216435805
I have work but I'm night guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-Cz-LK16g4

Arise Sir Willard, Lord of Wankston.

Farage would just shutdown the government to make sure the people didn't their food stamps

Consider myself quite the thinker
Got a few ideas revolving around enslaving women and such

>>216435893
fr

>>216435775
Flag on Cody

watching reaction videos

>>216435862
thats a big poo

we charles schwab now nigga

Obama gon pay my rent

>>216435805
american posters keep this general going

>>216435963
OBAMNA

Fucking demiurge shitting my life up once again the evil cunt

What is your favorite thing about Britain?

mad how in my head i look like a model and walk around like im hot shit, then i look in the mirror and the delusion is broken for a brief moment before i go back to serving cunt 24/7

>>216435989
mum

>>216435989
the bennies

>>216435989
The weather

>>216435989
the birds

was playing with catberg and he scratched me good
right down the side of my thumb from the nail to the knuckle

marina joyce

>>216435977
what the helly

>>216435773
I'm shy, the store guys were so happy at my chat they offered me free crisps, ever since I've not gone back cause I'm socially anxious. are they expecting me to be extra when I'm a just a boring dude

>>216435989
pale little catholic irish school girls

>>216435989
The nature and architecture. I live in a really nice part of the country with a low non white population (under 30)

what the fluff

smoke detector just chirped
wonder how long it's been doing that

>>216436039
I'm shy, but I can chat*

not socially anxious, just hate everyone, simples

>>216435977
umm

Love licking pussy but my gf's hairy minge smells awful. Makes me gag it does.

>>216436080
means std lad

Mad how there’s probably only 3 Irish posters on /int/ and they all post here

I'm tired of writing the hits of the thread
To increase my post count I'm starting to slip some dogshit in
Poo and that, I swore I wouldn't stoop to poo but here we are
Poo

>>216436123
kek this is me

what up cuh

>>216434881
This is the risk you take buying girl poo over the internet. It could very well be her boyfriend’s poo instead of hers. This is why your girl poo eating sessions should involve in-person defecation so you can see her poo into your mouth.

>>216436080
luckily my gf's twat is naturally hairless

>We have the 15th highest debt/gdp ratio on planet earth

jesus CHRIST lads we are FUCKED

>>216436150
you mean your right hand?

>>216435938
Isn't that the actress from Civil War? Recognize her

Piece of shit demiurge made me bipolar, autistic and only able to date mentally ill women. What the fuck is his issue?

>>216436189
done him

the demiurge? fuck that guy!

+1 to my inane post count

percolating a poo

slavery is inevitable. we need slaves to support the wealth we have. the real question is, do we outsource it to third-worlders, or do we keep it at home, and slowly improve their conditions with the nation. if we enslave our own people, they will at least have their loyalty to their own nation. the nation will be their master, their devotion to their own country, instead of rootless moneylenders who are always searching for their personal gain, and so can import practically endless numbers of indians and africans

>>216435491
https://youtu.be/yPM77NPZyJo?t=71

My money is on societal collapse

ʳᵒʳᵏᵉ

>>216436314
there's more money against you, because the money itself is at stake

Started paying an Indian to write my posts for me like a secretary
Dictated but not read

Q. What do you do when you snap your banjo string while wanking?

A. Go to the music store and buy some new strings and quit wanking while playing banjo.

might start answering my phone with "moshi moshi", wonder if people will think i'm a weeb if i do that

dainbow rash

>>216436390
Theyll think you're a poof

>>216436394
bainrow shar

>>216436401
>>216436401
>>216436401

>>216436406
Bit early.

>>216436394
>dainbow
isn't that the youtube annoying orange fella who trooned out

>>216437763
>>216437763
>>216437763

janny on a mad one