Thread 216449797

chinese gf edition

Some goonsesh today lads, see you all on the dc again next week

>>216449815
that's dad's christmas present sorted

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1762181033771264.jpg

They're not even his legs, they're mine. Here is the boot I am wearing in the original shot with a timestamp as proof. The lad reposts the photo pretending it's him because it tends to get a lot of (You)s. Usually I just leave him to it but it's important to put him in his place from time to time.

>>216449815
he's single-handedly keeping Babestation up and running.
Emphasis on single-handedly

>>216449852
so, these are rorke's creps.

>>216449888
I'm afraid so.

Dartmoor

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus

I wibble when I piddle
Cos my middle is a riddle

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus

I dribble when I nibble
And I quibble when I scribble

>>216449872
Because of his masturbation.

>>216449852
do you not go there anymore

>>216449898
yes because of his masturbation

Went for an incel walk followed by an incel coffee earlier. Better than being stuck inside bored, lonely and depressed.

>>216449898
yeah it was in greggs

I was the Greggs replier.

>>216449920
>stuck inside bored, lonely and depressed
>go outside
>you're now outside bored, lonely and depressed

rorke on a mad one

>>216449920
that's mint that and i love the picture. Finally some originality on /brit/

feeling devilish and downright sinister today

>>216449920
gets ya out the house dunnit

>>216449920
good lad looks lovely

>>216449852
>>216449920
The plot thickens

>>216449942
I was the original poster baiting (You)'s, believe it or not I wasn't actually the one who replied to the replies

Out a walk to clear the head

>>216449970
asian birds doing that face scrunch thing are actually peak

>>216449915
Occasionally but it's often rammed and I don't want to sit downstairs, I want to be able to people watch from above.

Also there is terrible phone signal down there no matter which level you're on. They have wifi but 4chan is blocked so I'm sat there reading the news and fidgeting until it's time to go.

>>216450008
>believe it or not I wasn't actually the one who replied to the replies
I know, me and Spaino choreographed it when we were on a Skype call lol.

>>216449975
>dvde.. thvt pvst vs vmvzvng vnd vrvgvnvl..
Insane you're so impressed by that, can tell you literally NEVER go outside unless it's to sign on.

>>216450032
>>216450028

should I buy? Where's that normie with the pixel that always posts pics of his life

>>216450032
agreed

>>216450025
this gotta be the only european country where going on a virgin walk makes you more depressed than staying indoors

>>216450056
actual rorkemobile

going walmart anyone want owt

>>216450044
"Spaino" didn't even exist back then you spastic

>>216450025
cor
this is THE British high street

post self portraits

>>216450046
think you've missed the joke here lad

>>216450104
Where's your cock and balls lad

Me and Spainlad are best mates x :)

>>216450095
It was before his trip

>>216450104
me on the floor going sss

>>216450104
get a monitor you goop eater

>>216450135
ssssscreaming

>>216450112
We should all use /s to help our reddit friends get used to their new environment
(this is sarcasm btw haha /s xx)

>>216450126
you're best mates with a paedophile? bit grim mate

>we should all use /s/

I already do

>>216450135
I have to fix your thermostat

Might go out to buy alcohol and then consume that alcohol and then feel like a grim twat tomorrow until I do it again

42 Holmeside, Sunderland SR1 3PD, United Kingdom

>>216450056
>Where's that normie with the pixel that always posts pics of his life
That 'normie' is Sacked Tranny. Clearly you want to suck his cock by spending £600 to impress him.

>>216450208
>>216450025

>>216450126
who's spainlad

>>216450104
aren't you worried people can see your screen through the window?

>>216450208
Cheers Tom

>>216450173
me when I meet jeffrey epstein in the afterlife

>>216450236
Who cares. Get the porn watched on the big screen.

>>216450255
yeah no worries mate. hate forens me

>>216450233
notorious nonce responsible for the recent cp spam

>>216450272
Is he actually in spain, also why does he post it

>>216450289
dont know
dont know

>>216450279
OH MY FUCKING DAYS

>>216450303
me when I'm being interviewed under caution but I couldn't remember the phrase "no comment"

rorke's hit the nail on the head here.

out with the gf

>>216450279
nae mattress then ay?

would love a good steak right now

>>216450321
There should be a rule that if you're making a true crime documentary you're only allowed to show cases where the person convicted doesn't give a No Comment interview.

Sick to the back teeth watching no comment interviews in these fucking documentaries. Show me the retards who willfully ignore the advice of their solicitor, if they even bothered to wait for one.

shall be spending the winter at uncle jed's arse farm

>>216450385
no comment

>>216450025
lovely sunderland

BRADLEY WALSHING A POO SCREAM

>>216450437
fruitylad!

>>216450236
no, it's upstairs and my screen is outside of the perspective of the window anyway

>>216450410
For the recording let it be known that the poster smirked in a sinister and revealing manner while making this statement.

For the recording let it be known that I have my wilkinson out

>>216450475
you alright hun? x

For the recording let it be known that I just raped my own arse

Cleaned up 3 of my email accounts :)
feeling very organised
shall be doing my main one in a couple days when they let me log back in (they won't let me log in)

>>216450437
um! x

>>216450484
what would happen if the police just lied while doing this
"for the recording, let it be known that after being asked if the suspect knew the victim was 12 he has become visibly aroused"

>>216450527
Now you can go make your first ever friend! Bye boring cunt, off you go.

>>216450527
okay now clean your room and your arse

>>216450377
age?

>>216450527
procrastinationlad!

>>216450377
Yes shes gorgeous and I'm alone and depressed. Well done

>>216450576
For the recording, let it be known that this poster was licking his lips and rubbing his thighs while typing this

Why are (legal) African migrants so arrogant
Remember these two black girls in my class (one who was obese despite living in a council house) used to always talk down to white people and argue whether Nigeria or Ghana was superior

>>216450553
Yeah? I'd turn you to mince with a single punch so wind your scrawny little neck in you ugly neek

>>216450543
the accused goes to prison for life

bro got gay poan on

>>216450601
Superior at what? Starving?

>>216450610
thought as much
For the recording, let it be known that my bellend absolutely huffs of skips

>>216450629
The jury will now confirm this

young

Leftypol's Gaff

>>216450594
here's a happy face to cheer you up lad x

>>216450683
probably costs a lot to heat though

>>216450683
The ford fiesta in the back is the cherry on top

>>216450683
That's actually one of Elton Johns homes

the orientals

Let the record show that the suspect's solicitor is now openly masturbating

>>216450772
farted all over it did he?

>>216450576
24

>>216450778
me when I have to come up with a band name for John Horizontal and Bill Vertical

>>216450601
It's the britisher's fault for fucking up my country that was once a superpower o algo

>>216450778
Hah! Gay.

any oriental decoder man in

>>216450778
one on the left looks like my cousin

>>216449852
>bonded leather
brittania has fallen...

>>216450553
howwwling
look how much he seethed as well
you properly done him in

Bit grim when I see people from secondary school who have kids
Meanwhile I’ve never had a relationship longer than 3 years

shooting down grove street in gta v for my boy CJ

>>216450836
Nothing too exciting mate, it's insect repellant
"Chinaman kill mosquito"

>>216450852
>I'll never be able to go back to Bangladesh now

>>216450865
>waaa I've had relationships
blog on normlord

I like this >>216450804 >>216450836 >>216450377 type of oriental more than this type >>216450778 >>216450693

wonder why that is

>>216449852
State of them looooll get a pair of 95s gimp

black people be like "why dem chiggas hate us? must be cos dey worship whypipo" and not cos blacks kill asians for sport lmao

>>216450910
she's more attractive

Just bought my poppy
If you haven’t got one then you’re a wog/paki

Don't want kids so that's one element of inceldom I don't have to worry about

>>216450910
im opposite
i dont like mixed sloped at all

dark out already

>>216450910
Doesnt bear thinking about does it

yeah more staff on trains
that is whats needed

>>216450936
Used to get them but I don't like it when leftypol virtue signals so I'm being principled and not doing it either

do black people like Skyrim or are they more into Oblivion

>>216450966
was JUST thinking this

>>216450910
she's more pure and wifely

>>216450997
NBA and Fifa

Little black fella in every train carriage to stop the other black fellas kicking off

hapu shapeshifters

There’s one fucking cash machine in my village and it hasn’t had cash for the past 3 months ffs

>>216451012
And they break their tv when they concede a goal

>>216450693
ugh prefer the other one

>>216450944
she's not mixed

>>216450997
just asked all black people and they said morrowind is the best

>>216451027
no one uses cash any more unc

Not sure which flavour of Oriental I like best, need to do some research

>>216450804
I would kick a baby to be with her

>>216451043
why she got almost normal sized eyes then that's fucked up

>white supremacists
>being obsessed with asian women
Classic

>>216451046
based blacks

>>216450966
me over my police radio as we turn up and drag him off the train

>>216451055
you and your room stink

oh myfanwy, it is such a challenge being the only ATM in the village

>>216450985
Noo every knife in the country needs to be banned. Or 10 police officers on every train

>>216451075
idk mate can't exactly ask her genetics now can I haha x

Guns don't kill people, rappers do

>>216451090
I just wanted to see if I could draw cigarettes and an ashtray

will you cry when david attenborough dies?

>>216451127
why? did she die or something

>>216451127
needs a good razer on those eyebrows

>>216451127
Looks like she has a bit of food on her chin

>>216451136
you know you can't post the fbs
stop pushing your luck.

>>216451064
these two walk up to you and ask what you thought of Celebrity Traitors. wyd?

it seems today
that all we see

>>216451127
>those dimples
This girl is legitimately perfect

>>216451169
>I'll kill that Spaino cunt

>>216451169
so many socks to sniff *heart emoji*

my wife

>>216451167
I can post them

Finally have my appointment with a mental health nurse lads

>>216450104
literally 24/7 except to piss, shit and eat. i live in bed due to chronic illness

>>216451169
lads lads lads lads lads lads lads

been dating a Chinese girl, she's very chuddy, blunt and eats a lot but is still skinny.

Yes, yes, the young Chinky girl is very peng

sex with wasian and blasian women

Evil vibes in here tonight

>>216451229
You forgot your trip

That video of that rorke fella clashing with his lefty parents was a hard watch. I still can't understand why his dad said "you are not going to win this war". what war

Just got back from my incel walk
Managed to just miss the rain
Warming up a frozen burrito now

any Chinese girls who like white men

>>216451229
you ever think you have chronic illness form living in bed?

>>216451270
For me it’s yokopanx
Ridiculous bum and tits

She is very clearly mixed what the fuck are you talking about?

>>216450437
Gary, is that you?

>>216451301
i did for about 2 months in the third year of having the illness but then i made it significantly worse

>Nigel Farage suggests young people on minimum wage earn too much
and there it is
he wants cheaper labour
they will never stop coming or be sent back

At this rate I shall buy my flat in January or so, which is also when I turn 30. Life is happening

DC and quite literally VR

japanese lady doing a poo

>>216451381
>suggests
what did he actually say and why does a canadian care

>>216451313
Should be illegal to feel AI with ancient memes like that

>>216451381
He's right, in fact the minimum wage generally is too high

>>216451418
"There’s an argument the minimum wage is too high for younger workers"

>>216451428
>feel AI with

>>216451406
this a work from home overtime type deal?

>>216451413
um where is her pubic hair

>>216451169
imagine working a 40 hour week then spending your saturday stood nursing a warm cider in the doorway of some cunt's crushed velvet living room watching two middle of the league teams play out a 0-0 draw as you try to view it at an 80° angle

>>216451313
Should be illegal to feed AI with ancient memes like that

>>216451450
No just regular overtime, either on site or at home, for 38 hours total with some hours paid at 1.5x and some paid at 2.0x

toilberg dislikes me because I never do overtime

actually I do sometimes do the odd hour but only when it's a manager who I like asking me

>>216451489
and we CERTAINLY shouldn't ever FEEL ai with them, god no

Me? Never had a job.

>>216451489
Ok but are we allowed to feel them? Please answer I'm confused

>>216451523
Don't know what you're talking about

>>216451517
get those cages emptied, rorke

>>216451546
I'm confused as to why you're asking?

why wasn’t the knife attacker arrested after he stormed the barbershop with a knife, a day before the train attack?
I thought you guys were good at monitoring and capturing criminals

>>216451552
>>216451585
I used to this was Spainlad

>>216451592
Did he tweet about it?

>>216451442
i looked up the full quote
he's making the argument that businesses are double fucked when it comes to hiring younger people because they have to pay both a rising minimum wage and now NIC due to its cap being recently lowered to 5k
he's saying you have to change one or the other

Sir Alan Turing

>>216451628
leftypols not interested in genuine and rational discussion, only out of context smear campaigns

Farage looks like a toad

Any good posts?

>>216451677
>I shaved off all the hair down there

Its crazy how the entire discourse about economics in the West has become:
>We can either do some really good things with this money but these handful of wealth magnates might be slightly vexed about it

>>216451748
Anti-semitic post

>>216451735
yeah

>>216451769

>>216451627
no but he had the same skin color as the guy who was let go at the police station on accident

>>216451628
the logic makes no sense
because the amount of income exempt from NIC has been lowered, so should minimum wage? what is the connection there

classic daily mail rorke

>Is it disrespectful to not wear a poppy?

Yes
82%
16107 votes

No
18%
3554 votes

And the very latest from The Cheeky Chappy?

>>216451677
illegal

>>216451786
Business competitiveness or something. We should reintroduce child labor

>>216451748
rorke believes in trickle down economics, zero taxes for the rich means the workers get wealthier, trust the liz truss process

>>216451798
probably in Cex trading an iphone 17 for £55

>>216451835
Need him working in a care home for vulnerable children

he used to this was spainlad

>>216451859
dont you mean boomers?

>>216451798
dyed his hair looking 4x younger it lush

>>216451786
the cost of taking a risk on a younger less experienced employee is rising therefore businesses are less inclined to do so
he's saying lower the cost to the business of hiring them by either reupping the cap on NIC or lowering minimum wage

Britain has the highest tax rate in the world

>>216451835
just a normal british man

The LGBTQBAMEs

>>216451798
having dominos pizza. No cooking i mean no cooking. Wow i mean wow what a eperience.

>>216451918
how is NIC a cost to the business

>>216451790
back in my school days I often didn't take my blazer to school and this was the case one Remembrance Day. At the start of assembly that morning the head of PE, a bellend, pulled me up and shouted at me for not having my blazer on. Told him I didn't have it and he replied that I "wasn't allowed" to walk past the memorial with the rest of the students because it was "disrespectful".

After all that I ended up just shuffling past the memorial single file along with everyone else and he was still in the assembly hall so I got to think my remembrance thoughts like everyone else. Can't imagine how angry and upset the deceased must have been, looking down upon me wearing only a school jumper.

>>216451922
Right that's just not true is it

did this gentleman post in /brit/ circa 2018?

>>216451934
It lush x4

Corr, love a good tax chat, thrilling stuff

>>216451919
he spinning four times quicker dee lads

>>216451835
katy kryptonite

>>216451974
I meant for the rich

>>216451935
because they are required to contribute to it it is not solely taken out of the employer's wage

>>216451994
perfect excuse to casually slip a 'here's how much tax i paid, the robbing bastards' into the conversation

I'm having a mental health crisis. I'm going to get my willy out on a train

So no good posts then?

>>216452089
LOL

ya hi can I order some good posts?!

>>216451911
Oh wow!

>>216452118
>Um, sorry sir but the good post machine is broken

>>216451911
wonder what he looked like when he was younger

if i never posted on brit i would of worked all me days

>>216452118
we're doing a sale on seasideMARK posts

>>216451935
>how is a tax a business has to pay on each employee a cost to the business
Are you special?

Some days I stink of fish. Other days I stink of shit.

Still don't understand what Vince McMahon is meant to have done wrong, it's not illegal to shit on a girl

thats me been done

Pengdon.

>>216452118
i look like this and say this
but i would never own a gl*ck

Just discovered that credit cards can work like loans and basically the bank just gives you money for a small fee no questions asked
Didn't realize you could just withdraw it. Thought it was only for purchases

>>216452224
Yeah if you want to wreck your credit score

>>216452247
Would rather you wreck my battyhole

Are school reunions still a thing?

>>216452224
>Didn't realize you could just withdraw it
Wish I could withdraw your ability to post

>>216452224
Great way to lose money quick

>>216452224
>There's a fee
>Cash withdrawals are charged a higher interest rate.
>They show on your credit file and fuck up your credit score.
If you're not arsed about any of that then fill your boots.

>>216452267
can't imagine asocial zoomers ever turning up to one of those

>>216452290
Well did you?

>>216452267
No longer needed. Everyone keeps up with everyone nowadays.

>>216452320
no i am the prototype of the asocial zoomer

So this is Rorke's bookshelf

Might have sex

>>216452198
He's involved in two different lawsuits, and both involved stealing WWE's money

He used WWE's money to pay her off (not his own). When WWE found out, they let him go. Janel Grant still wants the money he promised her. That's the first lawsuit.

The second is because he then convinced the WWE board of directors he needed to be back on the board, so that they can get the best deal when WWE wanted to be sold. When it came to sell WWE, he sold them to someone who offered less money, but would give him some power. This just came out this year and that lawsuit is still in progress

When I die I hope all you lads come to my funeral so you can talk about all the great posts I made, like remember when I did that mong and when I bodied that runt? Haha

>>216452267
They've never been a thing in this country

where can I get the cheapest eggs in the UK?

>>216452267
What would be the point

Oop, windy-pops!
*shoves my anus directly over your nose*
*farts, follows through*
Better out than in!

>>216452025
alright that makes sense
still, why even bring up the idea of lowering minimum wage if the issue at hand is changes to NI

>>216452375
well that's us DONE

>>216452367
Egerton, Kent

>>216452360
Peep show says different m8

>>216452267
I vanished from social media after school, one of those incel-type ghosts who no one ever really knew. So to answer your question, I don't know, hope this helps

wow they made him look like a massive mong

>>216452367
egg shop
the discount one

>>216452401
there's been a mixup they've taken dyed-hair SeasideMark to the dock instead

>>216452280
>>216452247
Oh I'm not withdrawing at an ATM to be clear I'm doing a money transfer with 0% for 15mo

get it made

ktim hasn't loged on the 'book in almost 15 years, only made it for school projects

>>216452360
thank fuck for that

Why would you still have a Facebook account in current year

>>216452351
Apparently he and Donald Trump might show up on 13th December to see Cena's last match
I wonder if they will show or mention him at all, they can't not show Trump being there and Vince might be sat next to him hahaha

>>216452435
I never had a facebook but when norms would ask me about not having one I would say "nah I deactivated my account, felt like I was spending too much time on it and my timeline was full of shite. Just better to be connecting to the people that matter in real life y'know?"

of course I have no friends in real life and never have but you have to control the narrative so that people outside work think you're somewhat normal. If you say "I've never had a social media account" the alarm bells start ringing.

Why would you poo on someone

2 people have messaged me in the last 10 minutes to do some bespoke work. have they need seen the fucking time?

lads....

>>216452267
I watched my year classmates discuss a reunion, plan it, have it and then talk about it afterwards on a Facebook group and not once did anyone mention my name.

>>216452491
Just want to say mate that I know you felt a pang of regret when your post appeared and you realised you'd typed "have they need seen" but don't worry about it. I understood what you meant. We all did. It happens to everyone and it's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Give me a chubby you twat
*rubs your plump cheeks*

>>216452506
LOL

>>216452475
Why would they be asking you that then

>>216452491
get it done, slave

I'll make the new then

*runs off guffawing*

>>216452535
didnt even notice mate. dont care

>>216452544
normal people ask for your social media when you get to know them

need seen and feed formerly feel

>>216452571
Rorke is off his nut! He's gone mental!

>>216452568
Oh rereading your post I see you are employed and as such forced to interact with normdroids

>>216452571
rorke busting a move

>>216452571
ALWAYS ALWAYS chortle out how he sticks his tongue out when he moves his head towards the camera
The girl does it normally but he makes it fucking mental
Go on Rorke my son

won't be posting until someone makes the new. it's as simple as that.

>>216452544
it definitely suggests they're on the scent but as much as I can do at that point is deflect with my pre-prepared lies

they wouldn't be expecting a friendless autismal weirdo to be able to reel off such a statement off the cuff in an instant. They're expecting me to be unprepared, to somehow be caught in a lie and forced to admit I'm a loser with no pals who has never had sex.

>>216452541
More? I got forgotten on NYE 1999 while all my so called school mates went to a house party and I spent the evening home alone.

>>216452631
at least you survived y2k

Canada is a weird country though innit

>>216452630
Imagine if you applied your powers to good instead of evil

News aren't being made any more

>>216452674
they don't make them like they used to

feeling depressed

>>216452692
>>216452692
>>216452692
>>216452692

we now ride out the threads until the 404