Thread 216454636

dumb cat edition

Actually roaring that leftypol is so meek and scared of confrontation that even correcting someone is incomprehensible to him

>>216454636 (OP)
chockberg

Just enjoying an early evening coffee lads but quiet here.

>>216454636 (OP)
he's not dumb just depressed

>>216454680
Does your male Nigerian housemaid clean anything else of yours?

https://youtu.be/FAfgzVNSD-E
whyyyy am i waiiting for youuuuu
to seeee, im aliive

neoliberal bull logging in

burritos for tea
just your classic onion and garlic and tofu and pinto bean and chilli and cumin and coriander and lime i think

leftypol disgusted at straight white males engaging in cultural oppression while supporting English football clubs and literally getting stabbed by ethnic minorities in order to fuel the hate against refugees

>>216454585
who's big knollsey

might have to learn how to use sql to get a job fucks sake

>>216454771
sounds awful ngl

nth for the holodem

>>216454691
actually screaming at this image why is rorke so cooked bro

>>216454636 (OP)
Il gatto es un ritardo

letting a peng chinese spy steal my engineering work and setting the chinese back 15 years

>>216454831
mtv made that happen
stupid fucking revisionist

>>216454819
reckon it'll be nice
might make a bit of guac on the side

>>216454779
West Ham fan who smacked the fuck out of dutch ultras
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5LGIMFJVZbI

i unironically got an interview with Palantir lmao what

>>216454717
Does the communal areas
Does a shite job but apparently landlordberg doesn't trust us not to live in squalor

Rorke angry at stabbings and rapes
Leftypol angry at skinny jeans and spelling mistakes

>>216454831
20 fuckin years ago. thats mental

green

>>216454858
Source? Oh yeah you don't have one

>>216454874
>lmao what
Presumably you applied for a job there?

>>216454901
neither does the indian that made your twitter webm

>>216454881
Never polishes your knob?

>>216454741
we need to go back

>>216454831
they're all black

>>216454924
You're a deeply unwell man leftypol

reckon it would be fun to jump on the ferry to st malo and doss about brittany for a couple of days
only problem is getting down to portsmouth

>>216454831
>feel good inc wasnt a hit until this apple ad
what mong made that caption lmao

>>216454941
You ever consider it?
I hear lots of black men are on the down low

>>216454874
Tell them Peter Thiel is a fag

erm...lads?

I thought Liam Gallagher said we should look back in anger

>>216454816
cant you just ask chatgpt to tell you what to do with it?

>>216454976
didn't care the last time you posted it either

>>216454976
About time

>>216454976
didnt ask nigga
didnt a TRAIN stab some people in your country recently?

weighing up a military operation against my toilet soon
full sunday roast and 5 pints of porter in the pub after so it will be a messy affair

>>216455046
>full sunday roast and 5 pints of porter in the pub
Cor

>>216454988
>dark chocolate FLAVOUR

>>216454971
High test innit
I don’t mind saying I’m not a high test man. I struggle to muscle on in the gym and to bench much more than 70-80kg. I also struggle with finding random girls attractive for one night stands and need girls to be really pretty to be attracted to them. The high test gym lads will fuck anything. A lot of black girls look like men anyway

>>216455101
Is that a yes?

>>216454976
>tfw still not american

>>216455115
He's talking about yesterday's antics leading up to this imminent poo

18 cans of carling for fucking 12 quid you cant say thats not value that is fucking value like ive never seen

>>216455115
it's five o clock somewhere, or so they say

>>216455115
>not understanding the poo cycle

Why did he tell us about some imaginary retort he had for a black cleaner rather than just saying it lmfaooooooooooo

>>216454831
https://youtu.be/Wdep-3ANSgI

>>216455149
wouldn't even feed fucking carling to my nan who owes me some inheritance when she departs this mortal coil

Back after a 3 day break

>>216454874
I think I found a secret palantir website which covers as a dating website but in actuality all it does is take users psychometric data

>>216455151
Who's they

>>216455149
Carling is shit though, you can get 18 carlsberg for a tenner at Tesco and it's much nicer.

>>216455183
What sort of trouble have you been causing lad?

>>216455182
give her some carling please ok

>>216454636 (OP)
That cat had seen enough and had enough of this shit world. He had made his peace and was ready to cease. Then some asshole comes along and fucked everything up.

incel living

>>216455200
carlsberg is 3.4% absolute water my piss after drinking 18 cans of carling will be stronger than that

>>216455205
skinny carbon cronem yelling loudly in his tribal language x

>>216455149
Dude. Go to Aldi. £4 for 28 cans of Carleenge, tastes exact the same. It's bvsed!

maybe leftypol were the good guys after all..

>>216455233
alright bear grylls

https://youtu.be/GhvzMGDzt70
when the rorkggas gonna make kino like this again

Does anyone else find it extremely difficult to wipe their arse in some public toilets? I am fat (through no fault of my own) but some of these cubicles are really tiny and narrow that I can't open my legs wide enough to get down there, it's ridiculous

Carly Rae Jepsen has officially debuted her new pregnancy in Instagram post

https://www.instagram.com/p/DQmpWOfkobE/

>>216455205
Unless it's a gormless looking Nigerian taking a call on speaker phone it's not representative

>>216455267
Ask /deutsch/ and /fr/, we've done our bit ok
They've done FUCK ALL

>>216455275
never shat in public in my life

I feel disgusted but want to keep watching.

>>216455200
I’ve not bought supermarket lager in ages. I used to drink these but they changed the packaging. Are they still good?

>>216455149
you couldn't pay me £12 to drink that shite

I NEVER shit in public toilets

>>216455275
>through no fault of my own
i love how the bait of this post is in brackets

>>216455205
I'm sure the biomass will abide by it

Genuinely lads, if you're British and you use the word dude you should honestly just off yourself.

>>216455288
what does supermarket lager mean? just like lager you can buy in the supermarket?

It's the US election tomorrow, you lads excited???

>>216455279
A baby at her age? It'll have Downs

>>216455275
I'm not fat but I always take the disabled stall so I can have lots of room but I have trouble because my ass is so hairy

>walking home from work through town centre
>group of boys in black hoodies and facemasks running towards me with pool floats
>one of them smacks me over the head with a float and they all run past laughing
What are you even meant to do? It's not as if they actually hurt me. I could have clotheslined one of them, sure, but they're likely 14-16 and I'll be the one getting done for assault, not them. Embarrassing as fuck at any rate.

>>216455283
>They've done FUCK ALL
we did electro

>>216455309
don't have a cow man

>>216455279
>Born November 21, 1985 (age 39)
oh no

>>216455279
hope shes been black bred and fires out a mixed race kid ngl

>>216455275
I haven’t pood in public toilet in at least a decade

erm...what? Sorry? You lads would rather walk around bursting for a shite, risking it all than go use an actual toilet in public?

>>216455323
>>216455339
lmfaoooo

>>216455309
Dude, just lay back and let American culture take over dude, chill bro

>>216455323
mum was in her late 30s when she had me and i turned out fine

if it's hip, it's here

>>216455205
Usual suspects at it again!

>>216455342
Why?

Dude. Leave my heckin' incel Krautmarche alone ok?

>>216455351
We're not fat so we only shit once in the morning and get on with our day.

>>216455333
i'd have crushed them

>>216455342
screaning

>>216455283
https://youtu.be/waGDKnFv_Vg
https://youtu.be/FNdC_3LR2AI
dunno about france
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lnze04xTzk

Last time I had to poo in public, I used the toilets in tesco and some teenagers came in and started rattling my stall and shouting "someones taking a shit"

Bro I'm an incel! I sometimes feel down in the dumps, like when my girlfriend is out with her friends and I just have no one to hang out and hug with, bro

>>216455233
The only difference between carling and piss is the price

>>216455288
Dunno I haven't drank Kronenberg in years because it tastes perfumey to me

>>216455392
wheres the poo seal edit

now if you thought £12 for 18 cans of carling was mint look at this shit. £1.50 for 4 cans of fucking ASHFIELD

you boys dont even know youre living

I still have the halloween glowing greentext on and I'm not minded to take it off

>>216455275
only 'public' toilet i can poo in is the disabled one on the unused floor in toil which is practically private
terrified of making a poo grunt someone could hear and don't like general cleanliness in most public toilets

>>216454976
Nothing burger

>>216455315
Yeah. Tell a lie, I meant cans. I buy the occasional bottle or 3 of cobra or tiger to go with a curry or occasionally an asahai to go with spicy oriental food. Otherwise it’s wine out if I’m at the pub it’s a bitter or porter/stout

momberg is refusing to give me a ride downtown to the mall for my date with Stacey unless I mow the lawn.

Daddy Cool

dangerously close to becoming an alchie loser that goes to the pub every night

>>216455396
praise jah

Twink from work once gave me head in a public toilet

>>216455451
Hurry up and go down there, leave your phone at mummy's house too. We don't need your dull blogs tonight.

>>216455359
>/brit/ poster
>fine
KEKW

>>216455431
are you my 51 year old dad

If I had a blindfold on I couldn't tell the difference between a police, ambulance and fire engine siren

alcohol makes your brain go flat
no good ideas
just silence and grogginess

how do office mongs tolerate getting home and just continuing to sit at a desk for another 6 hours
This is fucking up my back so bad

>>216455506
tunes sound better and i can actually think of something to say when i'm around girls

i'm one of those man who does that thing

>terrified of making a poo grunt someone could hear
lol used to work with a leftypol like this who was terrified of taking a shite if other people were using cubicles next to him. He'd only let loose if the hand dryer had turned on. Once I pretended to leave by opening and closing the door after I had finished and thinking he was alone just let rip. I started clapping and all you could hear was panicked noises coming from his stall lol

>>216455491
Son?

>>216455451
our own pintman

>>216455510
i'm sat on my settee personally

>>216455510
in my office of 6 people, all except 1 go either for a long walk or gym at lunch, and most of them also do things that don't involve a computer in the evening

>>216455500
nigga can see wavelengths

You know what it is? Anaqearh traryrny.

>>216455526
>Aged 27

>>216455439
God she's ruining your life mine only gave me $500 allowance this week and said I only get the car on the weekends now

>>216455425
For me it's Biere d'Or. It's on Tesco's secret menu.

double surrender
https://youtu.be/aqP4-dUMkMc
https://youtu.be/E0zDKPQlxKY

>>216455552
An hour later he was ejaculating inside of her!
Unprotected sex

>>216455510
I walk to and from work, two and a half miles each way - this helps mitigate much of it. Then I eat lunch outside, and wander around town for about thirty minutes. Once I get home I do some light lifts, then settle down. Still suffering.

Mental how Clapham is the whitest part of London. Went there today to get the old laptop repaired and the only darkies I noticed were retail toilers

>>216455425
2%, oh my days, why even bother? Just drink water

>>216455506
Need to work on your haikus mate that's 8 syllables in the first line

Alcohol brainwashing ads worked on me because I just do not see appeal drinking alone at home

I read they used to have adverts on TV of men drinking alone at home but those all got banned

>>216455579
>I walk to and from work, two and a half miles each way [because I'm too afraid to drive]
lmfao what a blogposting coward

>>216455579
>I walk to and from work
might start doing this actually

>>216455351
I simply shit myself rather than use a public latrine

>>216455609
same
but take a certain route and change my finish time to 3.30pm

will you be watching sunderland vs everton tongiht?

>>216455577
Yes, she has onlyfans where she posts that

>>216455600
catching a buzz and spamming brit used to be someting i'd do on the regular

>>216455626
will you be minding your own fucking business anytime soon mate?

>>216455579
get an ebike

>>216455626
Yep. I will

>>216455632
Used to be fun but now it's just sad :(

>>216455632
34 years old and this is my only hobby

thoughts on ancient grains?

>>216455642
lmao

>>216455632
that's a madness
>>216455671
that's a madness

the lads

>>216455629
>>216455552

>>216455590
its to get rid of the shakes in the morning duh

I know you lot hated him (you called him a dickhead, a Scotch wanker, a complete and utter waste of fucking space and oxygen) but I miss Mousey

what is he thinking about

>>216455600
I feel targeted

once recall getting shitarsed and having a furious shitflinging fight with mousenonce at like 2am, felt well bad about it the next day like

open up your eyes

>>216455605
>[because I'm too afraid to drive]
I used to drive it, and I love driving mate. I do it because it's exercise that fits into a pre-existing routine. Would drive you off the road with ease.
>blogposting
You're mentally ill
>>216455609
Do it, no regrets. I only lose 40 minutes of the day that I'd gain by driving, but what else are you gonna do? Post on brit?
>>216455644
Sort of defeats the point of mitigating the effect desk work has on your body, no?

>>216455734
GREYSLAYER EXTREME

Swedish Halloween

>>216455739
like? like what?

>>216455704
do you think they'd like it if i gently slapped their torsos?

>>216455757
girl on the left is 15 btw

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

/brit/ is well jeggy tonight

>>216455739
He asks for it half the time

>>216455734
well to be fair to him he is trying to tell us but there's no sound and i can't lipread squirrels

bus 25 arriving

The NoFap flatline is fucking hell.

bunch of slack jawed faggots in here cant handle a good can of carling from burton on trent need to drink fancy eurolagers and cotes du rhone probably with a big slab of cheese instead of crisps

>cheese
Yummy

>>216455828
dvde keep going 5 more years and you'll get a gf!!!

beer and cheese goes tho

>>216455831
worst is that spanish shite madri
"el alma de madrid" whatever that means
forrun muck

>>216455828
why is it? isn't it just normal life without having to have a wank?

Sunderland XI: Roefs; Hume, Mukiele, Ballard, Reinildo, Geertruida; Xhaka, Sadiki; Traoré, Isidor, Le Fée.

Everton XI: Pickford; O’Brien, Keane, Tarkowski, Mykolenko; Garner, Gueye; N’Diaye, Dewsbury-Hall, Grealish; Barry.

>>216455886
mad how hard the bint on the left is carrying this picture
the eye is just drawn to her

i wanna see emiru get fucked by dredd or troy francisco

>>216455913
They're children

>>216455909
will watch but only for the senegalese maradona

>>216455886
Me getting into frame for the pic and banging my head on one of those projector screen things on the ceiling (I'm 5'11)

>>216455943
one pringles sour cream please

>>216455943
fuck off with those prices

>>216455909
who do you reckon has the biggest knob

>>216455925
i'm pretty sure there are multiple teachers or staff in the photo and she's one of them
she's clearly older than the students

>>216455943
pricing timmy out of his favourite snacks

>>216455943
are there really people out there who actually pay these prices?

>>216455972
Tell it to the judge

Australia

mental to think carly rae jepsen just desperately wanted to be bred. could've ended her career before the loneliest time if she'd ever met me properly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBtIB9mVzEI
Liefere Greta

>>216455975
yes and delivery fees, tips for the driver otherwise he'll spit on your food

>>216455943
A FUCKING FIVER

>>216456004
...fuck of............

>>216455753
5 miles in 40 minutes? You running?

I do 2.5 miles in 40 minutes but carrying a bag and an umbrella and listening to podcasts

>>216455909
I'd bet on Everton just for Pickford and Grealish.

>>216455886
this lad has definitely shagged all the girls. and the teacher probably.

>>216455552
>>216455629
Who is this semen demon?

>>216455886
SEXOOOO

>>216455975
ironically people on bennies living in council flats

Russian is like Scotch you just says English with a daft accent then types what you hear

Tuxwichse Tuxwichse Schwedentrunk!

>hmm yes i shall try purchasing an item on Vinted so an illiterate Indian can pretend to deliver it although not deliver at all and I have to waste my fucking evening with another fucking Indian to sort it out
t. Retard (me)

>>216456019
2.5 miles each way, so no, but I plan on running it eventually. I finish it in the same time as you. When I drive it takes me 20 minutes, when I walk it takes 40. So I only lose 40 mins total (there and back)

>>216456019
I think he meant hed gain 40 minutes if he were to drive not that it takes 40 minutes to walk 5 mile
S

>>216456053
It's not the same chick, retard

why is there so many indians anyway? is it the arranged marriage thing?

>>216455993
Millie has a passing resemblance to my Australian oneities, and every time this webm is posted I want to fucking kill myself.

why is this swedish cunt spamming thirst trap tiktoks here
fuck off

>>216456107
they sprout forth from clay deposits

>>216456114
blogstralian oneities

>>216456107
that + rape

>>216456114
>>216456120
How does this make you feel?

LEEDS

>>216456140
This is my blog, and you'll read every fucking post you slut
>>216456164
>Asian
Nothing at all. I could have this in thirty minutes.

>>216456060
I’m that and I’ve never paid those prices

>>216456103
Yes but who is she?

why is this guy impersonating me and posting my porn webms from 4 years ago

>>216456166
Haha lol cos it makes you think Leeds England

>>216456189
you've never bought £25 worth of overpriced shite just to hit the threshhold for the grocery discounts the apps love to shit out?

>>216456164
Happy for them. Hope it goes well and they pick their travel destinations carefully to avoid horrific violent situations happening to them.

>>216455875
All I want is to be able to get hard with an escort and have sex.
>>216455905
I'm also abstaining from porn.
If this doesn't work I don't know what I'll do.

>>216456213
did you just admit to posting "porn webms" of 15 year olds mate?

Just had a quiet word with catberg about his behaviour last night

remember when someone was impersonating the belgian and he got really upset

>>216456158
Why do western girls romanticise Bollywood?

>>216455279
I thought she was barren

>>216456103
pooing pose

Just booked a flight/chalet in Kosovo. Going to do some hiking in the Accursed Mountains. Time to live a little.

>>216456234
you're retarded and you should be thinking about poo right now

>>216456245
No such thing if you are a rich celebrity

>>216456240
Howled at the sponsors posts

>>216456184
>>216456231
What about this?

>>216456245
almost completely, but apparently she can produce something of worth exactly once
(the subtext is that she's a one-hit wonder musically)

>>216456263
*notices you didnt just say "no" like a normal person would*

>>216456281
cronem left 15 minutes before x

>>216456281
>What about this?
Yeah. This one hurts.

Me Come

in
Peace !!

always blacks isn't it

>>216456293
she's not a one hit wonder though is she

>>216456190
LEEDS LASSES

>>216456297
hehe yeah bro, i was posting her when she was 10 you dumb fucking paki nigger *monkey covering eyes emoji*
youre so obsessed with children twerking in front of cameras that nobody knows the names of except for you apparently

>>216456318
Are you real!!!!!!!

>>216456306
i see i see, how about something like this then?

>>216456314
so what does it really mean

>>216456324
Lol

>>216456330
*notices you still didnt just say "no" like a normal person would*

>>216456345
She’s been desensitised by her hitachi

>>216456281
Social media posts do not reflect reality. Those people almost certainly behave completely differently when the cameras are off. Being bombarded with images and videos of perfect lives that don't exist has created a global mental health crisis.

4cham

>>216456314
>>216456345
>self-partnered
More like self-penetrated, am I right?

how the fuck did run away with me not even chart in the US?

>>216456344
Scary. I would run away

Well, is he?

>>216456411
hate that you, a gay, enjoy the same songs as me.

>>216456368
you should put poo in your coffee cup and read the tealeaves as it were, mby refrain from having the reading comprehension of a nigger paki next time yeah? save you the embarrassment

>carlybender slowly realizing only lonely gay men listen to that busted hag's music
lmao

>>216456442
liking the colour mauve is not gay

>>216456445
*notices you still didnt just say "no" like a normal person would*

LMAO so true...

>>216455700

Fireworks scaring kittenberg

>>216456261
have you looked up the age of consent there lad?

>>216456457
*lavender

>>216456411
who gives a flying fuck

>>216452692

>>216452692

>>216452692

>>216456506
No, I just want to hike not have sex

Who let the raped in?

Wir haben Lebnkuchen, Osterhasen und Halloween zeugs

>>216456547
Holy peng

>>216456547
grim

premium bukkake

Police swarm London Bridge station as passengers 'evacuated from platforms'

>>216456641
so it happened again

looks like london bridge is...
falling down

>>216456641
someone got misgendered

will wait for bbc verify to confirm

>>216456701
>>216456701
>>216456701

>>216456641
don't look back in anger