Thread 216495048

Dick Cheney Edition

RIP the based American Patriot

Old - >>216493954

First for all women make stinky poos even hot women

>>216495048 (OP)
When Kissinger died lefties and chuds celebrated, Cheney dying seems to elicit very little response in comparison. Seems criticizing Drumpf washes away all your sins.

>>216495048 (OP)
People actually liked him? He is one of the very few people whom I suggest you should spit on his grave

god AOC is so fucking hot

>>216495075
the right is celebrating

the left is sad cheney died

BELINDA SAYS THAT HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH
WELL SO IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>216495082
<3

>>216495075
Cheney is woke

cheney: dead
intifada: globalized
jews: seething
goodnight everyone ily!

Is there a Cheney pepe? He smug as fuck

>>216495075
>>216495081
Nah people just don't give a shit

Found out Heaven is a place on Earth
I cut off my head, it cost all I was worth

>I want to
>Thank you
>For letting me
>Be myself
>Again
>*Sick bass solo*

>>216495082
Why isn't the frog moving

>>216495092
jew york: won

Americans wouldn't vote for that zorro guy cause they understand basic economics and are smart enough to see the obvious downsides in things like "rent control"

NYC is full of non-Americans so yeah pretty obvious why it's a slummy shithole

>>216495096
>BREAKING: engagement bait

>fuck MILF
>she confides in me after that I'm only the second guy she's been with after her ex-husband
>now she won't stop texting me

zohran is based, chuds love being nickel and dimed by trillionaires

>>216493954
Would she give sex to Reviewbrah? I want my man to score at least once.

>>216495124
Mind your own business

>>216495119
Rent control is just giving boomers a break on theirrent while you wait years for them to die then pay far more lol

>>216495124
It's pretty obvious that he hates white people so I don't see how he can possibly benefit me

>>216495134
He'd be slay if he wanted to

He's based because rent control is like a wall around the city, a wall which outsiders pay for

>>216495123
we've all been there

>>216495147
why do you think a brownzilian would like him though lmao

honestly i'm probably the biggest chud in /cum/ but i gotta say zohran is cool as fuck and progressives are pretty based
yeah, i'm thinkin black lives matter

My soulmate probably got into tumblr in 2015 and became a nonbinary poly neopagan

>>216495096
Cooler kippahs didnt prevail...

>>216495123
I kind of wanted to fuck my milf teacher, but it seemed inappropriate
she was a hot nerdie milf black hair, very sexo
Unfortunately idk how to rizz up a middle aged milf

>>216495147
whites like you have a victim complex, nobody's out to get you nigga

Category 5 jew meltdown in progress
Expect the website to be nothing but Semitic seething for the foreseeable future...

>>216495123
That's good. You now have absolute control over the situation. Do whatever you want with her. Also, you can call her "mif" now.

New slang I invented: SYNAU (Shut yo nigga ass up)

>>216495142
>Rent control is just giving boomers a break on their rent
yes lol

brown people aren't capable of thinking into the future though so yeah

>>216495160
If your soulmate is as weak as you, you're probably right

>>216495167
i'm not the degenerate that plays porn games LMAO

New slang I invented: SYJAU (Shut yo jigga ass up)

>>216495167
There's 3 or 4 Brazilian posters

>>216495178
>>216495178
>SYNAU (Shut yo nigga ass up)
based but how do you pronounce it

>>216495159
Same I'm a neo-nazi I keep a poster of Hitler on my wall I heil the fuhrer on the regular, and I just gotta say this Zohran guy is so cool and based in my book

>>216495190
>the actual Brazilians post with the American flag
>the """""brazilians""""" post with the Brazilian flag
What causes this?

>>216495190
All Brazilians cousinfuck so is there really a difference?

>>216495196
Sigh Now

>>216495171
https://youtu.be/HNy--_r5eW0?si=Y9n1do39EYUXYJKN

>>216495142
But the millennials already there win BIG if it sticks as they age

the most hilarious part is that hasan really just keeps getting away with it

>>216495204
Sounds Chinease, I don't like it

>>216495214
Not really that surprising though, he comes from money

Me waiting on the opps

The video that destroyed all Canadian posters
https://youtu.be/gPpHko9VeQg?si=TQFspXc_dfqCpYzh

Canadian opps be like

>>216495228
Sup Pedro Dimalanta

what's funny is rent control wouldn't ever be needed if the libshits would just stop importing so many thirdies, they're literally the reason for the explosion in housing costs.

>Virginia and New Jersey elected GILF governors
Based

>>216495239
Sup

>>216495209
They are the suckers already paying $3000 a month for a shoebox, it will only benefit them in like 20 years when some Jew mayor will have removed rent control or modified to only apply to transgender disabled indigenous blacks

you gotta give him credit nigga has all the motion with liberal women

did you know that canadian girls ride mooses?

>>216495256
sexo con america chan

>>216495242
>if the libshits would just stop importing so many thirdies, they're literally the reason for the explosion in housing costs.
They denied this for decades but even the rank and file lefties seem to be slowly realizing this now. Saying this even like 3 years ago in my country would get you fired, now it's what the average normie thinks.

>>216495253
>women like the most popular guy
holy shit... noway...

>>216495264
I feel like that's more to do with lack of grants to build housing as well

>>216495265
is that achievable natty?

>>216495256
They ride moose more than they ride my dick.

I would kill for a MILF gf who only had sex with her late/ex husband.

>>216495281
Lol

Deserved

R8 my dinner.

>>216495264
I mean it was patently obvious that immigrants were the reason for the astronomical spike in housing costs, anyone who denied it was either fucking retarded or a bad faith actor.

A recent study out of Danemark noted that
>Immigration is responsible for 88% of the rise in Danish housing prices since 1999
they're one of the most restrictive places to immigrate to in Europe.

Clues by Sam solved in a minute fifty

>>216495297
why are folks acting like this is a big deal, ain't this basically what every redpill podcast does when they invite onlyfans girlies

This dude is the next smiths
https://youtu.be/jJ0trKBniDE?si=qbDJN-lc5wBx9qML

>>216495262
she is cutest maybe I'm biased

>>216495306
*steals your meal*

>>216495306
what's in them

US mexicans are basically yellow

Bonnie Blue has videos of her fucking guys in the backs of Teslas while the autopilot is on. Someday she's gonna get splattered doing that.

>>216495328
*does a spinning backflip with my kitana, decapitating you and catching the meal in the process and placing it back on anons table*

>>216495312
>anyone who denied it was either fucking retarded or a bad faith actor
It was always bad faith actors and useful idiots denying it. It's just basic logic that increasing the population rapidly through immigration would increase housing costs, they would acknowledge this in internal documents or technical studies but call you a racist if you said this elsewhere. Even now the bad faith actors are admitting it's true but trying to downplay it
>Umm yes they are a factor but uhhhh zoning laws are the real villain here o algo

There used to be a pornstar called bonnie rotten or something

captains log: stardate Xj1241

peanut butter supplies are dangerously low. Seems first lieutenant anon forgot to collect more after recent rations run, instead coming back with 6 tiny cans of pesto

My porn name is Will Sukkox

>>216495357
Turns out a version of "Idiocracy" was real, but it was just importing brown people and letting them vote.

>>216495363
one my childhood icons

>>216495344
Has she actually done porn. I've only seen her headlines

>>216495357
The immigrants also build houses and whatnot, but it perhaps takes some time for that assimilation to happen, so the rate of change of population remains important. That said... recent Mexican immigrants are way more competent laborers than timmies so you might have the sign wrong

>>216495365
>letters in his stardate
Akchually...

>>216495387
So, you were exposed to porn at a young age

>>216495392
We have jeets who think manual labour is worse than using deodorant, they never built houses but our government lied and said we need immigrants because they will build the houses for immigrants. It's all such transparent bullshit

>>216495380
It's crazy how the epitaph for modern democracy is going to be brown people

>>216495392
you have ZERO construction or engineering experience and are speaking out of your retarded brown ass.

>>216495391
She's literally a pornstar anon. You can find her on the 'hub.

The Sneed Formalism

SOLDIER BLUE IN THE BARREN WASTES
HUNTING N KILLING'S A GAME
RAPING THE WOMEN AND WASTING THE MEN
THE ONLY GOOD INJUNS ARE TAME
SELLING THEM WHISKEY AND TAKING THEIR GOLD
ENSLAVING THE YOUNG AND DESTROYING THE OOOOOOOOOOOLD

>>216495428
They blocked pornhub here. I'm glad bc porn is bad

>>216495424
it always was, it was born in Greece after all

If orange man didn't shut down the government for a month VA wouldn't have turned blue

>>216495455
wrong

>Well, they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night
>Now they blew up his house too

>>216495424
and women

Leafs coach looked like he was about to cry the other day

>>216495478
johnny 99 > atlantic city

hmmmm..... dickgirls.......

Retards bussing in from out of state and they can't pull their pants all the way down to pee

Jason's mom has got it going on..

just took a marner

I'm not a conservative, I'm a restorationist. I want to restore the country, not conserve leftist victories of the past 60 years.

I don't want to conserve what we have, I want to take us back to what we used to have.

>>216495494
I don’t really agree but I love your opinion anyway. Nebraska is a fantastic album.

>>216495455
>turn blue
governor is not a federal position, that isn't what "turning blue" means

>>216495488
>Women used to be more conservative voters up until the 1960s
Yeah we fucked that up too

>get up at 7
>slave around for the next 9 hours
>come back at 5-6
repeat for the next 40 years

there comes a day when you realize you will never be able to get back into shape better than you were at your previous peak, no matter how low it may have been at the time. That's when the real hard times begin.

>>216495508
You are reactionary by definition

>>216495545
no

>>216495529
>wake up precisely when my shift starts
>do about 15 minutes of work
>goof around for the next 6 hours
>do about 30 minutes of work
>finish at 4-5pm
If they ever end WFH I will be killing myself thoughbeit

>>216495508
Cool it on the antisemitic remarks

>>216495535
Damn bro... sorry you've become a fat loser retard.

>>216495542
Good looking couple

Bitch ass nigga

>>216495562
KWAB

>>216495542
>Yeah it would be so cool if you wore this American slave era clothing babe, haha no no it's from anime or something~
You just KNOW she likes rough stuff with the n-word

>>216495096
>pictured on the right: me when israelis no longer visit nyc

>>216495577
oh 100%
but you know she's definitely in love with him

>>216495542
Seeing quite a few old yt dudes with queenz lately

>>216495551
This is why the whole muh trades is fucking shit

Guess the jays didn't want it that bad

>>216495523
I LOVE TATE MCRAE

Did you learn the homerow when learning how to type?

>>216495599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajmI1P3r1w4

>>216495608
yes of course its the only way to type, we also had boxes covering our hands and the keyboard the entire class

>>216495056
'son on the 'log

You kids wouldn't last one day in the skarch

>>216495632
what the fuck is the skarch

I just got done with Kingdom Come Deliverance 1 and 2, it took me like a month and a half. Should I start over with the first game again? There's some stuff I wish I did that I didn't and there's a new DLC coming out for the second game. But back to back like that might be a bad idea. Maybe I should do another Dark Souls play though, or actually try to beat Elden Ring.

Confession: The other day when I asked you guys for name suggestions for my Xcom 2 game I didn't use any of them because they were all stupid

>>216495645
How about you kingdom come deliver some bitches

cumbums

>>216495648
YOU'RE stupid

>>216495649
Too hard.

Dems swept elections today

Have you ever smoked so much weed you sober up again?

>>216495648
I've done shit like that before.

>>216495667
I dont smoke beezlebub's broccoli

>>216495662
It coagulated. What's the confusion?

>>216495648
Wasn't that like two weeks ago

Blink and your 20s are gone wasted wage-slavin'

>>216495680
No.

kek

Women bleed out their va jay jays that's satanic
Women have eggs inside them like chickens
Women are like breeding vessels attached to a human brain

Imagine you have a horny gf but she's also sickly and debilitated so you have to be careful not to break or crush her while fucking

>>216495660
How it goes with cities, no wonder they're crime ridden shit holes

>>216495720
Well Virgina was the whole state

You got too much dip on your chip

>>216495562
It happens to everyone.

I've got featherhead fever.

I love Margaret Qualley

>>216495743
Just how old are you?

>>216495730
Virginia elected a democrat who said he wanted post birth abortions

MY FELLOW ISLAMIST MARXISTS IN NEW SAUDI ARABIA CITY
STAND BACK AND STAND BY

>>216495753
404 boobs not found

>tfw she said I have a nice "boyfriend cock"
smell ya later, losers

>>216495762
Based

>>216495762
Explain what's wrong with infanticide
If some Lateeshas want to kill they babies that's fine by me

>>216495281
>with her late husband
What the fuck Jason

>>216495764
are you blind her boobs are right there, boy

>>216495796
My boobs are right here *flashes you*

>>216495796
THIS is a rack, not a duo of mosquito bites

>>216495801
WAAAAAOWIE!!

Just kill me already i don't want to live in this wretched earth anymore

>>216495764
Her feet make up for it

>>216495801
Amerika girl

>>216495281
Bro fiending for some haunted leftovers

>>216495802
fat hog. opinion dismissed: user has LOW TESTOSTERONE

>>216495805
Don't give up

>>216495281
>had sex with her late husband
She had sex with a corpse?

Just turned dark mode on and won't be turning it back off till May.

>low test
ok retard

drinking milk

>>216495806
I can't wait until Quentin gets exposed

I'll be heading off to bed now in a minute

>>216495830
Adolf Hitler

Brown women awake a primal urge within me

Dodgers won
Mamdani won
Prop 50 won
Cheney dead
Kirk dead

it's really over for MIGAtards

Plants vs Zombies was the shit back in the day

>>216495846
this but White women (I'm also White)

I love nawlins dixieland jazz so much

>>216495852
zombie farm for me

>>216495757
Old enough.

>>216495855
Jason's pretty fly for a white guy

>>216495852
ayo nigga u remember dat flappy bird dat shit was FIRE nigga!!

>>216495848
>Dodgers won
and its going to lead to a lockout in the future, bravo FaveLA

>>216495846
same

>>216495846
they're gross thank you

I found out that people hated the term jazz because da wyte man invented it

>>216495890
I remember splashy fish

>>216495902
niggas be like
"this trumpet too spicy"

drinking loads of coffee so i can finally take a shit and stop farting

memba crossy road

Does anyone else find it hard to think after eating pizza

>>216495915
I've only ever seen that at Round1 and I have never in my life seen someone actually playing it

>>216495890
Why are you talking like a nigger? Stop

>>216495935
ayo nigga wat ur problem i'z a real hood nigga fr fr

Racism is not okay

>>216495953
racism is, in fact, great!

i wish people were nicer

>>216495962
Chuds think being mean is good, for some reason

>>216495967
post tits, foid

>>216495973
*posts my anus penis and ballsack*

>>216495979
nice try, no man is as stupid as you are

thread's theme, white girl edition
https://youtu.be/NOubzHCUt48?si=VyaWaobyypffcaYM

I dedicate this song to Spinny
https://youtu.be/NmEyGiaqm7k

>>216495979
Fag

>>216495973
I'm going to slavicmaxxx = eastern european maxxx even bought an adidas trackjacket, white american girls love slavixxx boys thank you

Mamdani 2028

>>216496061
Curtis was robbed

Somebody gave me these, he said they were LSD, and the person who sold them to him told him not to drink alcohol with it
That sounds weird to me.

I’m so depressed I could puke chicken nuggets out of my fucking dick.

I look like the kid on the left, am I cooked

>>216496114
Shane Gillis looks retarded and he had millions of dollars and a beautiful girlfriend.

i look like this

I just noticed, it says CJNG all over it.
Cartel Jalisco new generation

>>216496121
She's a 7 on the outside and a 2 on the inside

>>216496114
She was the best part of the fast and the furious movies

>>216496142
Probably better than either of us can pull right now.

>>216496178
Nah I fucked her and every woman hotter than her

one of my coworkers lost his adult son to a drug overdose and he still spent the day working and acting as he normally would
I only saw him get choked up when I asked him about it

>>216496208
why are you such a dickbag

>>216496203
Oh yeah? Well I fucked every woman uglier and fatter than her. Which is more women on average. It’s the quantity over quality approach and it works for me.

>>216496208
How did you know to ask

>>216496208
What’s your favourite cheeseburger inside a dream?

>>216496216
>>216496231
the news was unceremoniously posted on a bulletin board soliciting donations for funeral expenses

I had a burrito in a dream and I want to make it in real life but I can't remember what was on it. I think it had tuna and french fries.

I’m eating a fucking salad like a bitch. I’m eating a bitch salad like a retard.

>>216495913
Let one of the fags here fuck your ass to unplug you

everybody STFU, Im watching anime

More than you came for
At the bay

Sirs I'm fucking Indian

>>216496383
okay

>>216496383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3lbxMfFTb4

>>216496136
Same but i contain my misery such that it's not immediately detectable on first glance

>>216496418
lucky nibba.

>>216496141
How does the cartel get drugs from Netherlands?
wonder how that works

My suicidality is so motherfucking lugubrious luxurious legacy chinese, vibrating chinese.

HOLY FUG THE GUY WHO JASON ENDORESED WON THE MAYORAL ELECTION IN NYC!

https://youtu.be/vk6014HuxcE
https://youtu.be/vk6014HuxcE
https://youtu.be/vk6014HuxcE

>>216496466
That's not nice

>neck pain already
is this what old age feels like?

>>216496530
Do you have a chip installed in your brain that zaps you with excruciating electric shocks if you go 24 hours without posting about jason, even though he completely ignores you and rarely even posts here?

*filters mexico*
much better

>>216496566
thats implying he has a brain in the first place

Screamed the N word so loud my neighvors called 911

>>216496566
maybe stop replying to goshcel?

"One of the reasons I voted for Zohran Mamdani was his staunch support for the trans community."
— Jason

>>216496136
time to heihachimax

>>216496611
Too fat for hats

>>216496621
No...

>>216496612
I think he's dead now

>>216496253
Did you donate

Opened my window award.

I'm inventing a new type of beer for people who think regular beer doesn't give them enough diarrhea

canadian niggas cant handle they liqour

2:30am

My headache has subsided.

>>216496466
The guys back in 'Nam used to flame whole tunnels full of bugs out with these bad boys

Ate too many almonds, if there is such a thing.

Beer doesn’t give me that bad of diarrhea. But hangovers are extremely fuckin gay. That’s why I’m trying to be a soberguy™ these days. Because I guess weed is bad too or whatever. Unfortunately reality is pretty terrible and being sober is dreadful almost all the time. But at least there is still sleep. I always sleep, ‘cause sleep is the cousin of death.

>>216496658
not yet

im eepypilled, Im in my sleep arc

Unsweetened cranberry juice is a source of antioxidants and vitamins like C and K1, offering benefits for heart health, immune function, and digestive health. It is especially valued for its potential to help prevent urinary tract infections (UTIs) by preventing bacteria from adhering to the bladder wall.

>>216496783
>antioxidants and vitamins
both memes

>>216496749
For me a hangover these days looks like diarrhea lmfao.

11pm covfefetime who else

>>216496776
AI trash

yeah newsom is your next president

>>216496776
A peaceful day in Korea

>>216496776
you can tell this is AI because she looks chinese but has Japanese writing

what they watchin

>>216496834
I definitely do think the 2028 polymarket market showing like 55-45 D-R odds is mispriced (70% D imo) but if I'm locking up money for that long there are better ways to do it

>>216496866
AEW

>>216496834
Joanna?

Benis

>>216496891
why would they watch burgers

some women have chad tier jaws

Yare yare daze

>>216496891
>AEW
>anyone watching

>>216496919
And if you have kids with them, they’ll birth you Chad sons

>>216496848
Funny that even AI can’t tell the difference between Asians

>>216496974
im a jawlet tard

>>216496993
beep boop arr rook same

>>216497038
>>216497038
New

>>216497006
lol