Thread 216522886

Garlic truffle french fries edition.

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>>216522886 (OP)
I would only be able to eat a few of these without getting sick

Tourist here, any /cum/mers participating in NBBMN?

>>216522886 (OP)
Delicious & top-goy certified

>>216522905
>BBM
I don't know what this means

>>216522898
what's wrong with you

>>216522935
That's too much green on the potatoes for him

If Latinos aren't White then why did they create Black metal and are massive metalheads?

Love is found and earned.

Parlor Games as Symbolic Cues To someone in Lanza’s mental state, parlor games might not have been innocent social rituals. They could have represented: A facade of normalcy: Adults pretending everything is fine while children suffer. Mockery of innocence: If he believed children were being violated, seeing adults laugh and play could have felt grotesque — like they were celebrating while ignoring horror. Coded behavior: In a delusional framework, even benign actions can take on sinister meaning. He may have interpreted these games as part of a ritualistic or symbolic system of abuse.

>>216522964
something something o algo

Japan's anime has grown their soft power immeasurably

Just squeezed a whole rice grain out of one of my nose pores
impressive innit

>>216522935
they are so greasy and filling.
the best french fries in the entire world are sold here in Ocean City, Maryland by the way, if any of you ever decide to visit.

just hid a post

>>216522964
>latinos aren't white

Week 1 of not adding table salt my cooking is over
Its weird how different things taste. Salt doesn't make flavors pop it makes them taste like salt

>>216522986
Dysgenic nails
Jesus those are disgusting fingers

>>216523006
I INHERENTLY DISAGREE THANK YOU

>>216523011
Ok

>>216523006
this except no sugar (ever)

>>216523006
Salt actually brings out the flavour of food

>>216522987
I went to a place called Al's French Frys in Burlington, VT a while back, and they were actually kinda mid ngl.

>>216523018
No, really. You're supposed to season red meat with its blood, salt and black pepper

>>216522995
>squeak squeak-a-squeak

>>216523026
>Seasoning meat
I literally eat it uncooked and raw you're literally not fucking white and germanic

>>216523025
I would be scared to eat at this place

I see through your guise

>>216523040
I would be scared to eat at Jason's house

>>216523010
you should see my toenails. I do have a nail biting habit though, its the sperg in me

>>216522932
The extra B stands for BYOBB

>>216523040
why you some sorta pussy?

I have a toenail biting habit

>>216523052
If hitler was alive, he'd gas you without hesitation

Man's ambitions are inherently tied to the protective/reproductive desire to provide for a pussy
Funny that

When things are rough, just remember, a shitbull likely died today.

>>216523060
my dog does also. you two would get along

Rubbing me legsome wongos does feel soooo good! :D

I don't like facism, I just don't.

>>216523117
i want to massage your benis

>>216523124
good thing there aren't any fascists around anymore.

>>216523149
For real that would be sooonice

>>216523153
he would if he could get away with it

I welcome more and more lonely men falling into the pit of their "AI girlfriends". More real women for me

smoked some weed

>>216523024
Try going a few days without adding any

>>216523191
How do you smoke? Do you have some futuristic gravity laser bong from NASA?

>>216523195
Probably not, a little salt is good for you.

>>216523205
just bought a vape from a local trusted brand

>>216523208
You're not going to get a goiter in 2025 canada

>>216523006
>>216523021
more for me you poor miserable fuckers
>b-b-b-bb-b-but i-i-i--i-i--i-i-i-its h-h-h--h-h-h-h-h-h-ealthy
shut the fuck UP faggot you wouldn't know the first thing about being healthy you stupid FAGGOT, enjoy your homosexual meme diet, enjoy your flavorless cuckold food, faggots

>>216523215
Hell yeah nice. Enjoy your high muchacho.

>>216523186
I've been cooming way to much to AI stuff lately, but the AI girlfriend thing is just plain sad
>>216523205
nta but its all about them bong rips of kind bud. Concentrates and vapes just don't have the same SOVL. I feel like a boomer in this aspect compared to zoomers and even other people my age.

There is nothing more repugnant than a white gentile who defends and supports jews and israel

>>216523261
Okay

I took one hit of a weed joint last night and had a 2 and a half hour long mini panic attack

>>216523261
Post jawline

>>216523232
I think you’re right that analog weed is better, but vapes are sooo convenient and discreet. Also cheaper where I live. It was all too easy. I was just getting high every single day, so I had to quit. If I ever use weed again I think I’ll go back to edibles. That was my favourite way overall.

>>216523230
thanks anon have a good night too

Are you muy caliente?

rip dick

>>216523285
I’m en fuego

How is it every pothead has a hundred stories of panic attacks, doing and saying stupid shit with social repurcussions, and developing paranoid behaviors yet every single one of them is convinced that dudeweed is harmless and spiritually healthy

>>216523325
I don’t think dudeweed is harmless, but I do think getting toasted can be really fun in moderation. That’s just my opinion though.

>>216523325
Just got here from smoking a joint and this is the first post I see

I only dudeweed socially, same as drinking. So once every week or two

I both drink and dudeweed on a daily basis to balance them out

>>216523300
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>>216523351

Kill this dude

TETAS

Why isn't goshcel in prison?

I got a weird digestive problem from daily smoking (vaping) weed. I would get indigestion where food would get stuck in my esophagus and I couldn’t properly swallow all the way. Even made me puke a few times. Turns out there is research to prove that smoking weed can cause this in some people. The problem completely went away after I quit. Now I have an occasional edible and that’s it.

Meant to talk to my dad today but I forgot. Hope he doesn't miss me

Ate too much BBQ chips for lack of any other snacks. Washed it down with ginger ale

>>216523402
>mexican girl named campos
Wut

>>216523511
Be sure to brush your teeth

pedocel back spamming his CP? damn

>>216523517
I forgot to do that often

Somebody please make me a coffee and deposit the beverage into my hideous jowls.

it's FREE MONEY

>>216523625
I’ve bet on Trump 3 times in a row. Might as well go for 4.

>>216523644
like honestly especially at 7%

my sharkies

>>216523625
It's way too early to bet on the 2028 election. I could understand betting on mid-terms.

>>216523725
Sharks and Flames both won on the same day! It’s like a miracle or something.

>>216523770
o algo*

*makes you gay*

>>216523924
Hmmm okay but it better be a good one

just sneezed

fuck that mamadami guy

drinking milk

>>216524079
Nice

I invented bumbpoldoug

>>216524133
yeah they're pretty expensive nowadays but the mcdub + fry + chicken nuggies + drink for $5 is pretty good 2 of them fill u up, almost too much

rainy pnw nights are so comfy bros
makes it worth living around turbo libshits

>>216524227
I wouldnt know, oregon steals the jetstream and we only get overnight drizzle

eating crackers with peanut butter

>>216524133
I saw a mcdonald's billboard sign that read "meals starting from $10". 'Starting from' is a phrase traditionally reserved for car and real estate advertisements.

>>216524235
i'm enjoying it for the both of us :)
it's pouring down rain and it's pattering all over my windows and roof. i can hear faint honks and sirens in the distance. i'm coom(fy)ing.

>>216524290
GIB JETSTREAM YOU HIPPIE FUCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jason's mom has got it going on...

Its actually freedom fries

Benis

think i might trans when i'm in my late 60s, just fuck around as a lady for a while and trans back before i die

>

the nightly sound of the bar down the street dropping hundreds of beer bottles into the dumpster

If you have $0, you get welfare.
If you have $50 million, you get a bailout.
If you have $2,300 in savings, you qualify to fund the whole system and get lectured to budget better.

guys with foreskins have to hold their foreskin back while pissing lol

>>216524500
Damn the brazilian look like dat?

>>216524488
you're marked as a kike slave lol

>>216524559
have fun having to hold your cock every time you piss retard

Is "American" something of a nationality? Was the US founded as a nation state like European countries, or was it a propositional state? What's the proposition here? Come here and do whatever the fuck you like (freedom) and we'll all be better off for it?

Just trying to figure this out. IMO US isn't a nation state like European countries used to be, but it's not really an empire either. What is it that ties Americans together?

You know when things are supposed to smell bad but then they smell good it's a bad sign like if you come close to a homeless man and he smells like fabuloso or cinnamon rolls you run away from him

PANIC

>>216524601
It was founded under the idea of a new beginning, a wilderness where new free puritans(lol) could make their own living and start a new life free from england's laws and the dreary weather of the UK

>>216524674
not wide enough

>>216524508
I like this one more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVwJ7uXG_ck

Ok, I should really pick up my medication tomorrow.

Einstein was so smart bros

>>216524646
Is that all that modern US is?

I need to eat eggs I have a lot of them in my fridge someone give me a cool breakfast you can make with eggs

Why do Korean's have that minecraft face?

>>216524778
the modern US is rural vs urban living raging to the nth degree. I've been reading a book on reaganomics lately and it perfectly summed up the modern US

>The average citygoer has merely to step out of his home and see the many things government is needed for(policing, public transport, infrastructure, regulation, etc), while the rural hands off libertarian lives miles away from his closest neighbor or town and cant understand why we need anything besides the standing military and the post office

Currently snarfing down a truly hideous amount of cottage cheeds

>>216524601
I shall let you decide

i fucking hate ice pigs
good to know they wont have it easy for so long

I am a simp but I don’t feel bad about it because at least I’ve never forked over any money to internet bitches.

I am gay and have a history of sucking dicks, sadly I must report that I will probably do it again

Tired of my arm hurting
I think I fucked up by lifting a 20 liter bucket of water with that arm right after getting my blood drawn

>>216524886
You have and will continue to place the penises of other men inside your mouth? Honestly that’s pretty based.

why the FUCK did I volunteer to come in on one of my days off for work

FUCK

My commute was brutal today. The highway was completely jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.

>>216524817
Interesting

>>216524838
So "American" is indeed a nationality? This probably makes the most sense. Interesting

>>216525017
At night, we ride through mansions of glory
In suicide machines
SPRUNG FROM CAGES OUT ON HIGHWAY 9
Chrome wheeled, fuel injected and steppin' out over the line

Is it true that during world war II germans created the Dachau concentration camp by creating the concept of a "dashau cash cow" reward for any Jew who could survive the gas chambers for a full minute and that's why so many died because they were going in there to get the cash

Mr Gorbachev

>>216525070
HOOOOOHHHH

just got an Ad for Reddit in my duolingo session

If you had to spend eternity experiencing a single moment on repeat, what would it be?

For example my choice is this. half awake, comfy and falling asleep in my bed on a friday night with rain gently splashing against my window and the occasional rumble of thunder

>>216525159
Face sat on by a PAWG

>>216525175
it has to be something you already experienced

>>216525192
I'll experience that one day

Just shut the hell up cuck

goodnight

N

People keep giving me a hard time

>>216525277
based night pupper

>>216525159
Sleeping

>>216525289
What if I raped you?

Might get my stomach pumped just for the sake of it

>>216525159
I sucked off a really hot passing tranny once and the moment I felt her cum on my tongue before I came myself was an ecstasy I still jack off to the memory of.

>>216525342
Hell yes bro that's what it's all about

>>216524601
>What is it that ties Americans together?
nowadays, nothing really cause half the country pretends every jeet, somali or whatever the fuck foreigner can be "just as American" as anyone else. Obviously this is stupid, of course, but...gentlemen, I am sorry to say: Women.

anyways it USED to be a very certain type of WASP and they viewed Catholics with intense suspicion. I'm sure you know how that goes, same history as Europe broadly.

Anyways many people seem unaware that the USA was overwhelmingly 90+ White for the majority of our history, only changing drastically since ~1995 or so (open immigration started in 1965 though)

When am I gonna see a post so funny I won't be able to breathe with all my laughing

>>216525342
Fuck that’s hot. I had such a crush on a tranny in university but I was too much of a coward to ask her out. I wish I got to suck her off.

>>>/r9k/83029699
troontec is advancing

Grim thread

>the time i sucked off a tran-
alright im calling it, goodnight

>>216525406
I’m ONLY interested in trannies if they still have their dick and do not have breast implants (but HRT boobies are encouraged). A man must have standards after all.

you guys ever sucked your own boobs

>>216525598
What if I kicked your ass irl

sanna marin isnt THAT much older than me, wtf

can I still have call her a MILF?

>>216525406
I could be in a train between them and die happy

hunter schaffer actually sounds like a woman what is this magic

>>216525406
I have come to the conclusion that the leftmost one is in fact NOT taking estrogen. My investigations yielded no boobies.

>>216525598
I've been stretching my nipples so I can reach

>>216525687
my boobs are so big i can suck them easily

>>216525699
Nice man

Honestly it would be pretty awesome to become a beautiful dickgirl with big tits. But I’d want to be able to switch back at will. Like a Ben 10 or animorphs type situation.

>>216525678
left one is the cute one tho

I may say mean cruel things online but irl I'm a sweet kind hearted gentleman

>>216525363
It's the same guy posting all the fag shit
He belongs in an insane asylum

I love EU V so much. I am so so so glad it's actually good.

>>216525837
people are saying it's shit though

>>216525109
Yes this is true my jewish grandfather told me all about it

>>216525884
People are wrong, it's GOATed.

>>216525406
I would spank them both for not being able to bounce in rhythm together

imagine if your tranny gf had a bigger cock than you. fuck, that would be humiliating

>>216525999
and hot

It pains me to admit such a thing on 4chan of all places, but I think I’d actually prefer a “cisgendered” woman with, like, a pussy and womanboobs and whatnot. A “foid,” if you will.

Remembered this classic ytpoop
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6cS18yG8DJI

>>216522897
grade 7 art class went hard

Fuuuck I made way too much precum it soaked through the front of my sweatpants -_-

>>216525342
>>216525386
>>216525598
>>216525723
>>216525999
tis saddening to share a flag with repugnant faggots such as these

>>216526236
Cool it with the homophobia

>>216526234
sometimes i just watch porn without stroking and just let my precum leak

>>216526236
Bro it’s Canada. What did you expect? There are few gayer countries than ours.

>>216526309
go to bed zoomie

Nichijou

>>216526377
Only if you come with me <3

>>216526383
cute girls. awful show

breaking the hiatus was not worth it

>>216525406
i will masturbate to this.

do you chimp out on black friday for low quality tvs and other electronics?

The one penis is real

sleepy time

>>216526647
Sweet dreams anon

>reading a book
>protagonist has sex with a prostitute
>immediately lose all interest in the series and read something else

who of you was this?

mexicans during sex be like "chiquita" and "mamacita" (little girl and little mother)

I hate myself! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! FUCK

>>216522932
No Brown Bowel Movement November (a full month of green shits)

>>216526909
For me, it’s pic related for the Minnesota crime beat

haven't cum at all yet but i've been edging everyday, balls are fit to burst

>>216527939
Where are you gonna finish?

Insane that Iowa has 99 counties. Do Iowan kids have to memorize them all in school? The whole of England only has 39 historic counties, and they’ve got ~18x the population of Iowa.

Just found out facebook has reels

i crave coca cola

>>216528454
I opened my grandfather’s Facebook account once and all of his reels were Brazilian women with fat asses cleaning

>>216529162
based bunda lover

what a little faggot

/cum/pies, it's covfefetime.

>>216529825
not yet. first a big juicy burger for lunch

>>216529162
That's hilarious.

>>216527980
Everyone knows one - Madison County lol.
Virginia is worse. They have like 100 counties

>>216530362
>They have like 100 counties
Loudoun County a GOAT

Cuppa #2 is here. I slept all day yesterday and I feel like a million bucks!

>>216524601
It wasn't a nation state like somewhere like Ireland or Poland was meant to be. Citizenship was initially limited to Europeans but it was kinda ambiguous in some states - that was a contradiction resulting from the demographics of slavery and wasn't resolved until birthright citizenship was made law in the 1860s.
We're supposed to be bound by creed and commitment to freedom.
>>216524838
Lol Jefferson was kinda open to the idea that races could live together. He was just concerned about a Haiti scenario, which never turned out to happen here.

My wife is the dominant one in our relationship. She loves to show me I'm hers so I wear a collar with a nametag. I usually wear it outside the house too and to hide it I wear shirts with an actual collar (no t-shirts or anything like that). Well last night we had dinner at my parent's house and I was still wearing the collar. It was hot, actually, and my wife would sometimes reach over and touch my collar through my shirt as we were sitting there eating dinner. As much as I enjoy the constant reminder that I'm hers, I would absolutely die if my parents found out that I was wearing it.

will never understand people that like niggers and other minorities
you're an embarrassment

>>216530564
Go fuck yourself

>>216530564
Some people just don't care

>>216530614
here's your reward for not caring
good on you

>>216530564
True that

She was molested

>>216530645
I'm still self aware in public, no matter who's around.

I’m in a bit of a pickle here. I’m 29, still crashing in mom’s basement with no real job, and my 21-year-old sister is so, so cute and delicate. Last weekend, we were both super bored and decided to do some MDMA together for what we called “family bonding time.” The stuff kicked in hard, and next thing you know, we’re opening up about everything, hugging like crazy, and then… yeah, clothes came off and we ended up having sex. It was wild. Felt amazing in the moment, but the next morning she freaks out, says “wtf” and runs off. Now she can’t even look me in the eye, dodges me at family dinners, and mom is starting to become suspicious. To make it worse, I’ve been jerking off to her Instagram pics non-stop for the past week. My dick’s basically raw at this point.

>>216531244
do you do anything besides posting unfunny shit like this

any gentleman currently in the US of A thats willing to buy a redbull for the battlefield promo and send the code to me? ill pay for it, youll get a free redbull

>>216531650
this but me instead and i wont pay for it

whats up with people that talk in a way thats like slurred and you cant understand shit, is it dentures

>>216532026
Hinglish.

Goku es mi novio

>>216532071
thats not what im talking about, it mostly happens with old people

americans spend half their life driving, but the quality of the roads is so dogshit and the driving culture is retarded.
what a shitty existence.

>>216532171
I visited Seattle once and I was shocked by the traffic. I thought Vancouver was bad, but at least we don't have 16 lane highways up here...

>>216530564
Trvke that set off the jannies (indians pretending to be black gangsters)

>>216532232
I didn't see it, what was the image?

>>216529162
hard to escape them on instagram, i like one photo and my feed is all hotties all day

>>216532269
Just words, cold hard trvke, and they banned him for it, buncha tranny jannies...

>>216532171
Road quality varies. Near me, state roads tend to be at least decent by US standards but local roads are not as great. Drivers are kinda aggressive though.

>>216532218
building roads is bad cause... uh it just is bros
>>216532171
why dont you come down here to sacramento and take the lightrail why dont you???
it's filled with nigs and homeless and lunatics
better bring a mast and pepper spray just to be careful
euros have no idea theyre clueless

erika kirk can't even fucking act and american rightoids eat that shit up like m&ms

California is not America

>>216532336
problem with him was that he just wasnt very smart frankly
he never went to college and it kinda showed
any idiot can debate with even more idiotic college kids 'politics'
>>216532353
then what are we?

Rise and grind my blody bastards

I look like this

>>216532353
california is the epitome of the US nigga GTA V was set there

>>216532492
The shitstain on the back wall I assume

I can’t breathe

>>216532218
chicago, detroit, pittsburgh the worst dogshit traffic i've ever been in. pittsburg mostly because the roads are steep and winding and the city is retardedly designed. fuck that whole area.
>>216532308
highways are in better shape than interstates.
but you niggas dont know what smooth driving on a flawless motorway is like.

My wife!

We've got a wind warning ova here!!!

>>216532800
switch over to american i dont know what that means

>>216532705
creepy ahh eyes

Dead thread

I have to become Chad. I need a crazy summer where I bang 10+ girls. I want so many women. I want a year where I can go crazy and facefuck 20 girls I meet online and drown in sexual satisfaction. I need to kiss a variety of pretty girls. I need to smell them. I need to concur them. And they have to be young and hot. Anything else is cope

>>216533085
>I need to concur them
ESL moment

Elderly catberg ate all her breakfast in one go this morning :)

It snowed today okay

>>216533265
Nice. My youngest did too, she's been awfully picky so I needed to try different foods to see what she'll eat

>>216533319
Nobody asked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4vYljZEsM8
Looking comfy on Mount Washington right now

i live in san andreas but irl

>>216533434
Have you ever killed a prostitute

>>216533434
you ever been to grove street?

another farty day

Gay fags be like yeah sure you can put your dick in the hole I shit out of

>have to pay $3300 to not get deregistered from my final semester
jdimsa

>>216533737
What?

>>216533746
I am behind on college payments and I wish to die

>>216533859
Why are you behind on your payments?

>>216533879
because I'm filthy rich and decided to not pay just for the fun of it

hello

sybau

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>>216534038
just maxed out my only credit card to pay off school and I've yet to hear back from any jobs
think my next purchase may be a gun and a loosey bullet

personally i do not take expenses i can't afford to pay

i need jawb

Joe Biden forgave all of my student loans and there's nothing MAGA chuds can do about it lmao

>21 year old college twerp trying to invest
this will always be funny to me.

>>216534386
two different people, retard

Should've gone to skewl when boe jiden was still president

gonna play some pool(video game)

im eating granola for breakfast

i was frozen today!

Let's Go Brandon

my name is yukihiro, i have been diagnosed with depression, lately ive been having really bad mental issues, i just want to sleep and never wake up, i just want friends.... im sorry

>>216534708
My name is Bing Bong and I like anime and I hate trannies!

You do not need human contact
Emotions besides anger are fucking gay.
Immediately cut off contact with everyone you had a relationship with. It may be hard, but just put all doubts to the back of your mind
Stop caring so much about things. Whatever it is, it is NOT that important.
Just become a slippery snake and cheat, lie, kill and use people till you are at the top. Seek power like the worthless clump of matter you are

need to die

I have a very negative impression of Brazilians

come on threadcuck

>>216534925
make the new

>>216534853
have unironically considered this
being morally corrupt or even indifferent would make life a lot easier

>>216534913
nobody asked mutt

Day 6 of nnn

My libido is at an all time high and I am in pain

>>216535127
Same
I'm not horny at all but I have this urge lurking in the back of my mind "just do it there's no reason not to"

90 more seconds

vaginas are great

Who's hungry cuz I've got a sandwich for you