Thread 216527600

rosehips

>>216527591
got 4 steps in june

in the UK whites are the only group who does stuff like this when one of their own gets outed

fuck pakis, fuck niggers, send them all back

>>216527628
i kneel

>>216527637
can't say that nowadays, because of woke

hi everypony

>>216527637
have fun resetting your router retard

>>216527635
In Asian communities those graffiti would read "BASED" and "MASHALLA"

>>216527600 (OP)
Made vanilices a couple of years ago and bought rosehip jam for them because that's the traditional jam to use but honestly it's almost indistinguishable from strawberry as far as I'm concerned

>>216527664
>>216527685
What did he say
I was pooping

Ruby Granger HATES niggers

>>216527591
I must have only got out of bed once to go to the toilet

>>216527635
Pakis text their mates and invite them to join in

>>216527705
probably will be banned because of woke

>>216527635
so this is rorke's gaff

imagine caring about women being raped LOL couldn't be me

>>216527730
bloody woke bastards you can't say anything these days

>>216527705
>pooping
FOY

catchy choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZpl_G1v0BE

>>216527533
corr ruby thighs

glod

Ruby Granger? More like POOby Granger. Bet those farts stink something awful.

>>216527759
fuck up dog, Rubes is Australian fuckmeat

miff

i wish i was dumb enough to play gacha games

>>216527635
That's not a bad thing

godberg gonna godberg

Still can't believe are Timmy is free from that wretched hospital and can now live in peace.

haven't had sugar all day and the old brainberg is having a melty

in the eye of the beholder indeed

>>216527836
Yeah but why’s he wearing a nappy?

>>216527805
I never said it was

*runs into the thread and sets off a load of fireworks*

>>216527850
did that on monday and was a wreck

>>216527838
Is that Frankie bridge

>>216527838
women are all good and well until your see and smell all the gunk that comes out of their vaginas, yuck!!

>>216527790
You're not missing out on much. Tried a few back in the day because I had a weeb friend that was super into it, they all felt like a chore after the first hour. Gameplay is always super shallow, progression incredibly grindy and timer-based. Frankly they don't even work as a time-waster on your phone as you can only "play" for maybe 2 minutes before you have nothing to do again.

you can get a lot of hours out of the game desu in each sitting

>>216527876
total sugar defeat, total us victory
death to the sugarjew

and the girls are cute

send them all back

Never played games or had sugar me

>>216527838
why don't women ever feel shame

I think that is ultrasonic, which breaks down collagen to stimulate repair
mostly done by women and its probably fake but apparently it helps with skin, maybe vessels I cant remember (the woman I saw for this was doing it for trauma or something)

I’m curious about what poo tastes like. Need Emma Watson to donate a sample.

tell me it's going to be okay

nappy headed hoes

im almost 22 but i look younger than i did at 19

just found out lex fridman is 42, always thought he was a zoomer or late millennial

>>216527953
it's going to be okay, la

new fave album, lads

>>216527917
Just stop eating sugar for a while like lmao it's not like it's a drug or smth

>>216527993
catberg

>>216527985
mad how he's still a virgin

>>216527836
>>216527855
When did Tim become incontinent?

>>216527987
thank you fren

shoot at small boat people and their children when they teach the shores of Britain

big old bee flying around outside blud
must be lost omds what is blud doing

does Tim have Alzheimers or dementia

>>216528031
Neither, he has schizophrenia

nothing wrong with being a virgin

>>216527805
bit dim aren't you

>>216528040
thanks (unless you just made it up or want it to be true and he isnt actually diagnosed with schizophrenia)

>>216528013
did something happen?

usually i hate remasters but i wish rockstarofdavid would remaster gta 4

no such thing as "schizophrenia"

>>216527991
The secret to see the bum is to look at his hair and make sure it’s a thumbnail instead of expanded.

>>216528024
>teach
Scrinmin

>>216528060
Sadly if you're just learning about Tim you missed out on the years of him posting schizo videos on his channel and all the lore.

>>216528048
do you just not seek female companionship or...

4chan so stale niggas still posting memes from 5yrs ago :skull:

>Pressure continues to mount on the chancellor to find tens of billions of pounds in additional revenue, the BBC understands there have been "conversations" within government about the possibility of a new levy on EVs.
Genuinely, lads, why can't we just take the rich and corporations?

dentistberg has told me to stop eating sweeties. might fill the void with hard drugs

just emailed a company about a refund for something I ordered and didnt get. I am getting my life together, you see. £7.13 to my pocket

>>216528121
rich ppl can easily avoid tax
that's why money is power

>>216527600 (OP)
me and my mates used to slingshot these at each other
and pull them apart and rub the inside on each other because they were supposed to make you itch, but I don't think it ever worked

>>216528139
as long as it's not meth, that's supposedly even worse for your teeth

>>216528121
It reduces investment which leads to more economic misery

if i wasn't bald ugly unfit stupid not funny uninteresting poor and often times repulsive then id have been shagging all my life

>>216528115
why would i do that when i have porn and video games

he's not schizophrenic
not that it matters what you think or say since you're nobody

joan of ar-ACK!!

>>216528121
because they own businesses that provide jobs which generates tax revenue, in addition to corporate tax (which admittedly could be higher)

they should be targeting all the dossers doing fuck all except sucking up benefits. thats billions freed up instantly

>>216528139
I started eating almonds to replace the sweets. Almost had cyanide poisoning

>>216528072
yeah I'm taking this person who ripped me off to court
today was the day of mediation before it goes court and mediation failed
now it's 100% going to court

>>216528154
lol all druggies in the US are toothless cuz of this shit, burgers are such memes when it comes to drugs

>>216528156
>leads to more economic misery
you mean like right now?

>>216527699
rosehips are very tart
they have a very high vitamin c content

despicable what the builders did to poor tim, he just wanted to watch television with teddy and play his guitar but the builders ruined his life

>>216528121
>why can't we just take the rich and corporations?
You can always count on one half of the poor to kill the other half. No matter how hard you fight, the system will use other working and middle class people to stop you with violence.

>>216528177
Yes, we want more investment to get us out of this hole, not less.

>>216528174
This is true. Meth causes your teeth to fall out. I’ve seen many 40 year old women who look like they’re 65 without a tooth in their head because of meth.

fr*nch "people" are such cucks they got led by a literal foid and a 4 foot shitalian suffering from manlet rage

why did we name a town after a bird? (leighton buzzard)

maybe they wouldnt "oh no we need billion dollar now!!!" if there were no immigrants. but then they wouldnt get to tax EVs

feel groggy afff

people out here questioning evil corporations yet think communism is bad

Was just picking my nose through the entirety of a 1 hour meeting with my camera accidentally on fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

>>216528224
yes both are bad. no idea why you imbeciles love gravitating to extreme ideologies. is it autism?

>>216527993
might have a sunbathe

did a communism on your mums capitalism if you know what i mean by that

Oh look everyone commiemong is awake

>>216528207
you lost a war to big birds

>>216528244
sorry i dont know what you mean

>>216527993
rorke will try to tell you that this is a good thing

what european country is most similar to the UK i know everyone always says finland but from the short time i spent there it doesn't feel like here at all

the fly that found me is taunting me and now I itch all over

>>216528267
netherlands imo

>>216528267
Denmark or the Netherlands

it's funny how most moderators and jannies have mental health problems and the little amount of power they get online is what's stopping them from killing themselves

>>216528121
Because the neoliberal world order internationalised the global economy to such an extent that wealthy people can no longer be curtailed by any one government - if the policies in one state are unfavourable, they can move themselves and their capital elsewhere, if they even have to, as most have a diverse portfolio spread across many nations. The genie is out of the bottle now. It would require a global revolution or collapse for this order to be upended

>>216528224
chuds love trillionaires for some odd reason

nah sorry frenchy, was just 'avin a laff... at your existence! ha!

>>216528263
i seized on her means of production

>>216527993
it helps our nu-brits acclimate and settle in

Just go take a walk down your local high street and tell me it's not like being in France

>>216528267
ireland

>>216528256
dem big birds doe

>>216528267
some parts of germany + most of the netherlands

Saying "sorry could you repeat that" 999 times in a phone call with paki and she knows it's because she's a foreigner
Just give me English people please! NO FORENS

>>216528291
can't make hide nor hair of this post

>>216528205
It isn't actually the meth that does this, it's the meth lifestyle. Methheads eat and drink a lot of sugar and neglect their hygiene. Known functional meth users who brushed their teeth and flossed, and their teeth were fine

>>216528290
that's it
THAT'S IT
hope your happy with yourself, bruce

the UK is such a non-entity these days, culturally and economically, that businesses could just pack up and leave and not be any worse off. but the country would be. so thats why the government are reluctant to target them

erm...lads?

fatty fatty boom boom

>>216528336
imagine doing a poo there

>>216528207
>they got led by a literal foid
Australia has a state called victoria and another state called queensland

>>216528336
more like 1000 ways to lie nigga thats zoomed in water

>>216528336
so what

>>216528317
Sometimes I pretend to not be able to understand a ESL speaker even if they're speaking perfect English just to bring them down a peg or two.

they dont settle down with Nazis though do they

>>216528372
Nazis are the bad guys though.

down in alabama they call me the 12 inch bwc nigger pussy cummer inner

is the joker worth watching?

>>216528330
nah I love ya lad, as long as you're not black or jewish, then you're goated
>>216528351
talk shit about ol' Vic and I'll cave your fuckin cunt in maggoty dog

>>216528336
it's the qu
we're fucked

>>216528317
we need to protect paki princesses from evil brits like you rorke

>>216528390
me when I'm explaining Indiana Jones to the mrs

>>216528390
just want to also make sure that you think about how maybe some force (like nature or our own personal lives) are bringing people that are different together, like how liberal women might go end up with a non-liberal man with a job and house and she will sit in a deanobox after being a "free spirit" when those boxes are the opposite

>>216527838
Meanwhile in Turkyiv

>>216528401
ktimmers

>>216528336
fake

>A US military official has said he could not rule out that object 3I/Atlas is not extra-terrestrials.
It's actually happening

im
the
yoker

babyyyy!!!

>>216528372
Women change political views more often than their shoes.

grapefruit lavender pomegranate lemonade

resigned and back to the neetdom

Lads it's FAKE
NEWS
are you autistic you can't tell what's fake and what's not?

>>216528459
me when the police ask if I have any last words before being dragged away in my chicken costume from the scene of a brutal house-egging

wonder what asphalt culture is

nyooooooooooom

>>216528301
Being like France is better because that would mean beautiful women, cafe culture and pretty towns and streets

>>216528496
sounds like a facebook group for man kick ball memes

about a cozy 26°c rn

>>216528508
phwoar jupiter cutting it close there

>firework yobs attack police in city centre as witnesses say 'scary place to be'

Example of how immigrants and their descendants indirectly erode our culture
In the past few years blacks and browns have taken the availability of fireworks around bonfire night as an invite to run around causing chaos
I live on an estate in hackney and I've been hearing them go off at ground level for about two weeks

Of course then the predictable pearl clutchers come along talking about how dangerous and out of control it all is as if the event itself is the problem and not these feral yobs
And year after year celebrations get toned down and down, all thanks to that lot

sick of women on telly always acting like they're victims
This Morning? More like This Moaning (as that's all they fucking do)

i've got cancer lol :(

gay people keep trying to rape me

we're all fae yoker

>>216528539
oh anon :(
hope you’re doing okay and the treatment goes well

>>216528539
what kind?

>>216528528
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

a paella bag
or
lab ape gala

>>216528539
Arse cancer?

>>216528548
me when a man called Yoker enters my realm and starts freaking out that even the trees and mushrooms have been watching him the whole time

>>216528510
>beautiful women
Who won't ever give you the time of the day and go for vantablack fresh off the boat machete-weilding sub 60 IQ Aids-ridden Congolese 30 yo minors instead.
>cafe culture
The culture of being ripped off and spat on.
>pretty towns
lol...just lol

https://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2014-01-23-flies-brothers-make-gentler-lovers
not reading that but lol
also maybe the fruit flies cannbalized one-another until they got a female (or male?) to go do this now

Mamdani is king

>>216528579
where did your name go :C

>>216528564
Fair enough but you cannot tell me that French cities/towns look worse than England. I’d much rather be ripped off in Bordeaux than receive 5* treatment in Manchester or Birmingham

>>216528591
no fun allowed

>>216528496
Well, we laid it in a hollows and we laid it in the flat
And if it doesn't last forever, sure I swear, I'll eat me hat
Well, I've wandered up and down the world and sure I never felt
Any surface that was equal to the hot asphalt

>>216528431
Imagine having a job so awesome that wearing sunglasses indoors is part of the uniform.

great news lads, the monthly S&S ISA top up got in at a relatively low price. Love to see it x

>>216528619
there's always the danger of the clientele farting in your face so not that awesome

>>216528594
Compare what's comparable.
Birmingham looks honestly less grim that the northern suburbs of P*ris or Marseille's slums. You won't simply get bad service there, you'll probably get robbed, beaten up, stabbed and then shot

>>216528539
LOL
(lots of love)

might go back to mass effect this afternoon, do the ME3 Omega DLC
bought it all back then, the game was guttered by DLCs
they got me and i was all too happy to oblige

>>216503024
bizarro thread

>>216528659
how is it possible to like mass effect as much as you do

>>216528496
Anti-urbanism

so it turns out the most optimal age for a female partner is 2-3 years older than you

natural harmony n dat

>>216528679
genuinely looks like me

>>216528659
garbage games

>>216528539
are you white? need to know before I can show empathy

>>216528681
it's not mass effect love
it's batarian hatred

>>216528675
latinos are mental

wow I wonder if she was like 32

>>216528679
Total hag love

literally just start killing black "people"

>>216528679
*burrows my head deep in her minge*

>>216528708
You're obsessed with Mass Effect. 10+ years talking about this

>>216528747
no i'm not
just like coming back to it, they're lovely games

rorke preparing a dossier of hate about leftypol

saints row was my franchise of choice
shame

how is it already almost 12
times flies when you do FUCK ALL

Finished the November 5th Metro crossword

barbers fucked me up and gave me a zoomer trim despite me already having severe baby face

>>216528808
lmao

>>216528808
corrrr corrrr post twink bum

>Your item has reached Romford MC and will now be sent to your local delivery office.

It arrived at 4am
So should I expect this package today or tomorrow?

he like to be near his friend

Considering a monotype run for my Ultra Sun playthrough
What's your favourite type? For me it's ice

its over

Oh say can you see!
By the dawns early light!
What so proudly we hailed,
at the twilight's last gleaming!

>>216528846
play an actual pokemon game (1-5)
muppet

>>216528854
looking colombian as fuck mate

>>216528841
pussy love cock?

>>216528854
paki mongrel

>>216528846
steel because it's hard like me

>>216528841
love this

>>216528871
half irish half argentinian

>>216528893
that explains it

>>216528864
I just finished those
I've been playing every version of every generation so I can build a living pokedex

Rorke claiming the 1200s were actually “kino” or some other such nonsense

>>216528893
ewwww nonwhites in my /brit/

>>216528831
If it's tracked (24, 48, special) it'll be here today or tomorrow. Depends where Romford is in relation to you though. If Romford is the seller's closest mail centre then you could be looking at tomorrow. However if it's already been through the seller's mail centre and is now in Romford, your closest mail centre, it'll likely be today/tomorrow.

If it's a normal stamp (1st or 2nd class) then it'll arrive whenever they can be arsed, likely in the realm of 6-7 days. However if you're getting updates then it's likely it's a tracked item.

>>216528906
okay
I'm sorry for calling you a muppet

>>216528932
Service used:Royal Mail Tracked 24™
Bristol is their local mail centre and I'm in East London so Romford is pretty close to me

why is /brit/ full of med wogs

>>216528912
bigot

>>216528950
Pretty much guaranteed to be today then. 99%.

Closer you get to Christmas the higher the chance of two days for Tracked 24 thoughbeit so don't sweat it if it doesn't appear today.

>Lying London doctor scammed £268K by working at other hospitals while claiming he was sick
>Richard Akinrolabu, 61, of Orpington, was caught after working on-call and night shifts at three additional trusts.
>The surname Akinrolabu is of
Yoruba origin

Why is it always Yorubas on the scam?

>>216528975
anything below the uk is brown
nordics often look chinky and have yellower skin so are on thin ice

just had a mildly satisfying wank, wasn't worth the effort really

>>216528975
Meds are non-white

>>216529007
anything below scotland really
the irish and welsh and souf have a few suspect people

>>216529025
Umm doesn’t that make French nonwhite because you are meds too and Latin

>>216527600 (OP)
We have rosehip soup. Good with ice cream and almond macaroons (is what the internet claims those are called).

time to moisturize my legs

call me Royal Mail the way i just dropped a package down the toilet

>>216528854
You look like you shag your cousins

Anything below Svalbard is a jungle

>>216528991
You a postie?

>>216529032
souf are the whitest
norfolk is the whitest place in existence

>>216529039
In the south they’re Gauls mixed with Italians
In the north they’re Gauls mixed with Dutch (Franks)

>>216529039
Only the south. The north is Germanic and Celtic.

call me Evri the way I'll manhandle your package

>>216529057
Anything north of Khartoum is lost
High IQ causes strife

>>216529062
prefer not to say

>>216529074
>The north is Germanic and Celtic
my brothers

>>216529063
daily mail propaganda
everyone knows the souf is full of beady eyed swarthy bastards

>>216529097
no that’s the north
not fighting over this though because it’s the welsh who are actually swarthy look at some of them. must have genetics from outside the isles

>>216529072
no we're not

>>216529112
norf is aryan

The clock strikes twelve, midnight arrives
Cock your guns and sharpen your knives
There's a grand prize for the bat's demise
So knock him dead and bring his head, and we'll all celebrate
We'll party at one, we'll all have fun, so don't go running late

>>216528936
That's okay, i am a muppet as well

>>216529046
sounds interesting I'd like to try it

>>216529124
no you are brown not aryan

I've decided that where I'm from is the only place you find white people (me) and everywhere else (wherever my imaginary opponent is from) is sub-human
also you are my imaginary opponent now so unlucky

whats the worst home county

>>216529146
Most popular brand here. Probably hard to find abroad though.

Yotsuba on the scam

i really want to see her dick

poo niger

>>216529184
me telling my mate Soppa he can get a lift on my bike

vanilla yogurt tastes more like apricot

>>216529122
Yes you are

It's that time of the year where the completely worthless Youth Parliament takes place
Diego (R.I.P.) bloody loved it

>>216529184
me when I'm mocking AI generated content from Japan in a terribly racist accent

>>216529184
we have rosehip tea here but I imagine it's not quite the same

whoever made james and the giant peach can get right and royally fucked.

>>216529220
Non, parisien de merde.

>>216529203
How do you nype on something though?

>>216529122
What are you then

>>216529231
whys that then

>>216529221
cringe

>>216529221
is that Poleaboo?!!!!

>>216529221
wtf they vote on? bringing back turkey twizzlers?

>>216529221
she'd get it (if she's not underage)

>>216529221
Where's that fat cunts poppy

12th December
D-Day for /brit/

being a neet in some northern post industrial shithole is so grim. especially in winter
feels like 1984 when he’s walking around the dilapidated ruins

>>216529239
a humble southwestern frenchman with breton ancestry

>>216529230
We only turn it into soup, but guessing not

>>216529239
He's brown

>>216529221
me on the right wondering what it would feel like to have breasts

>>216529253
never liked that flower symbol looks like a blown out asshole to me sorry

>>216529276
Ok so you are an Italian mutt with ancient ancestry from these isles, congratulations you’re just like the other anon said

>>216529261
she's about 13 nonce

Alright team at cinema to watch chainsaw man reze arc. Only one here currently

>>216529253
me on the right pretending to be surprised when someone brings donuts into the office but I saw them in the break room earlier

>>216529308
nothing italian about me, dickhead
do like a thin crust pizza but that's about it

>216529311
Man hands, turn your flash off spastic

drinking coffee again, can't escape it really

Overdone it with drugs yesterday

>>216528659
the omega dlc is wank

>>216529339
ktim but with boozington

got this peach flavoured sparkling water from asda and it's quite yummy
i like sparkling water (flavoured) because it's like fizzy drinks but it's water so it's good for you :)

anyway, all in on the Omega DLC

>>216529359
>>216529359
>>216529359

>>216529334
alright dont get aggressive that hurt my feelings a bit
if you are southern french you are italian doe

>>216529311
bet it fucking stinks in there

>>216529352
me when I'm advertising a video game that releases new emotes with each update (and the updates are named after greek letters)

>>216529374
south west and south east are very different

>>216529340
who the fuck is doing drugs on a wednesday
get your life together mate

>>216529374
Southwest is more Iberian. Still brown and moorish