Thread 216554380

parade edition

>>216551692

1st for homosexual gay sex with penises and such

Rock hard
Throbbing

yeah i see a lot of talk about hardcore gay anal buttsex in here, just not my thing i guess sorry

>>216554611
It’s all ironic and trolling!

>>216554611
You sound like a deeply closeted gay man

gonna eat the fuck out of this crab

red blue green yellow circle square triangle

Nuclear war now!

great. you fags talked about your retarded disgusting gay shit and made everyone leave to go masturbate.

Gonna have a chamomile tea :)

Here’s a song I like:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BW3RQiXLhKE

got a headache because I need to sleep. feel tired and not tired at the same time
fucking bullshit I tell you, absolute bullshit

>>216554767
Do you guys sleep well at night?

>>216554767
can you blame them? shit sounded hot af

If crime was legal, the crime rate would drop to zero percent

SAAR WE ARE OF MAKING THE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN SAAR

>>216554784
If crime was illegal, the crime rate would be 100%

I don't like the word "negatory". dumb useless word. they need to get rid of it

>>216554839
>negatory
isn't that one of the candidates in the upcoming british election?

I just froze time and spent 3 days doxxing you and then 5 months walking to your house, going through your belongings until I found out where your parents live, walking to their house where I spent a full day sniffing your moms ass and pussy. Then I took a pair of her dirty panties and spent several more months walking back to my house where I promptly unfroze time and posted this.

>>216554879
could be worse

>>216554862
maybe

>>216554879
also you just lost about a year of your life relative to everything else if time didn't unfreeze for your body
don't understand why you didn't just take a car, oh i guess the roads would have been blocked up with the frozen cars

what vidya are you playing

What about you guys? thank you

>>216554808
Crime is illegal and the crime rate is not 100%. Explain that

>>216554983
I have the gamer phenotype

>>216555021
AI is pretty scary

apparently, "mons pubis" is called a "venusberg" in german

>>216554969
yakuza kiwami 2

>>216555158
forgot link >>216552731

Some obscure video editing position I applied to a month ago just emailed me and asked for a portfolio. Brothers, I've never edited a video in my life. Do I buy Adobe Premier just for a shot at this position?

>>216555140
>structured yet soft, fair yet warm
I thought grok was the non dick sucking one but this is just as pathetic as the rest. I think it knows you're posting yourself and not a different person btw. (((they)))) know what you look like now

Me when the edible kicks in

>>216554969
little bit of bf6
pretty sloppy

>>216554969
I started Total War WH3 but I just looked around at different factions in the new campaign menu and then closed the game because I needed to get ready for bed. Tomorrow I will decide which one to play probably

>>216555241
can't hurt but you're going to have to have something impressive to show them
creative fields in general are extremely oversaturated and the only real way to be hireable is to have a killer portfolio

I can’t fucking take it anymore. I can’t get 5 motherfucking seconds in this house. Everything is shit. I enjoy nothing. I need somebody to wumbo my pumbo. Sniffa my pingus for real. I don’t fucking exist goddammit. Goddammit.

>CONTINUE
nope. that's it. no cheating. time for a few songs and beers, and then bed.

Kek a guy in Indonesia blew up a mosque and this is what he wrote on his gun

test

>>216556907
I have to fill out the fucking long captcha with the circles above the letters every single time on this board. I’ll never be the cool guy who gets to just roll through security.

>>216557112
maybe your posts should be cooler.

I always see moose crossing signs when I take my little trips up north but I've never actually seen a moose crossing the highway.

>>216557202
Sadly, I am chronically uncool.
>>216557257
I’ve lived in rural Alberta my whole life and there are moose crossing signs all over the place. I’ve seen one cross like 2 or 3 times in my whole life but that’s it. I’ve seen many elk and infinity deer though.

>>216557332
get the fuck out of here you uncool BITCH

Mexico mentioned
https://youtu.be/_q19I5AMS7A?t=883

>>216557332
deer are retarded and deserve to all be killed

>>216557350
You’re right, I don’t belong here. I don’t belong anywhere ;_;

>>216557405
One jumped into the side of my mom’s car while she was driving recently and did some damage. They are the absolute dumbest creatures.

grinding weed at 630am because I am mature and responsible

>>216557623
I’ve been off weed for a month and it’s fucking gay so I can’t really blame you

>>216557524
I narrowly avoided hitting a doe the other day, I managed to maneuver my car so it hit the rear driver's side door. I'll admit I lol'd as I watched it fly probably 7 feet in the air after it bounced off the car.

>>216557685
Maybe in 10,000 more years they’ll evolve to not get hit by so many cars.

>>216557684
I keep telling myself to quit but I also keep thinking it's not the weed's fault I'm lazy, it's my own
can't tell if that's just junkie cope to justify continued usage or deflection and blaming a drug for my own behavior

>>216557737
Not to be a junkie enabler, but I think I’m still a lazy piece of shit without it honestly. And I was before it too lol. I don’t know really.

>>216557737
why don't you try a separation period? a month, or so. it'll let you figure it out.

>>216557784
I think if I had a job I wouldn't mind as much but neeting and being a pothead is a treacherous combo

>>216557836
I get killer insomnia any time I try to quit weed
I've been planning to and even got a bunch of sleep supplements but also bought an ounce right before which is a lot of weed for me
makes it hard to quit when there's so much available

>>216557897
if you can't give something up, you know what that means.

>>216557952
oh I know I'm addicted, I just don't really care that much outside of the job thing

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER

>>216558073
Why not? What makes her special?

you've had enough, Jack. go home and sleep it off.

>>216558161
I don't know how to describe it, she's just amazing and beautiful and perfect in every way.

>>216558306
Having such a crush is a great feeling. And also agonizing,

>>216558457
I literally haven't stopped thinking about her for a second these past two days. I've tried to distract myself but nothing helps. It's painful to be away from her.

I am a late 90s baby and I refuse to be labeled a zoomer. The millennial zeitgeist is all I've ever known.

I can’t stop thinking about sexy clowngirls

had a sex dream last night

>>216558757
zillenial

>>216558839
What the fuck does that mean? The arbitrary labels like "millennial or "gen Z" mean nothing once you start splitting hairs like this.

Goooood morning!

>>216559006
blow it out your ass

>>216558941
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zillennials
get mad at someone else man I'm just a messenger

I’ve got balls of steel

>>216559088
get off my vent or I'll have you bent

>>216559120
Hahaha I think that was one of the first internet videos I ever saw.

How do I get a quebecois gf as a blackanon?

youtube straight up recommending me hitler speeches now
probably not good for my social credit palantir score

I miss Cum Town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4

You will never get married.

You will never have sex without paying for it.

You will die alone.

You will never go on a date.

You will always be seen as creepy.

You will never father children.

You have disappointed your parents.

You are damaged by your loneliness beyond repair.

Your life is not a movie, there will be no sudden plot twists.

You will never make breakfast for two.

Women can sense you are damaged.

No one will be there for you, you won't be there for anyone.

Regrets and thoughts of missed chances will always be there with you.

You are this generation's boogeyman.

You are getting older and you are beginning to notice it.

It's too late to turn things around.

Your distractions will not fulfill you.

There is no place for you in a society that values achievement above all.

A girl will never smile at you.

Blind anger is as pathetic as despair.

You are the genetic scum that gets washed out with every generation.

Natural selection will not have mercy on you.

Your remaining friends are starting lives of their own.

You are being sold false hope.

It's too late to achieve the milestones you missed.

You will never get your youth back.

No one is coming to save you.

No one cares.

There is no way out.

It will not get better.

It's over.

It never began.

>>216559692
sybau

>>216559692
you will always be a demoralizing faggot

>>216559208
Do you live in California or Florida? Bonus if you're a drug dealer. Not like fent but weed and party drugs.

>>216559692
Dilate

The entire US housing market is based on how far can you get away from a certain demographic

>>216559254
Total Chud Cultural Victory

>>216559805
Thank you for the insight toothpaste, very cool

FACT: /cum/ is a zillennial general

>>216559805
It's part of it but jobs, schools and amenities are more important. Washington DC is very expensive. Even the poor Eastern neighborhoods are starting to get pricier.

Is 1996 gen z or millennial?

>>216559928
Depends on the source but usually that's the first year of Gen Z

>>216559692
>Your remaining friends
Phew!
Almost had me pegged

>>216560005
Mfer really thought autistic KHHVs have a lot of normie friends, kwab

>>216559729
No and no.

>>216560154
Uphill battle then, good luck nigga you're gonna need it

How do I (bio male) approach dating when I want strictly want trans women? I've hooked up easily enough in apps with all kinds, but even on Grindr saying "looking for trans women" gets me hate for "being a strait man looking for trans women!"

>>216560345
I can't help you with this conundrum

Found you in the gutter
You needed tenderness
I gave you everything I had
I gave you all my trust
Planned it out so neatly
Caught me in your trap
When I needed you the most
You stabbed me in the back
Stabbed me in the back..!

Better luck, better luck, better luck next time
If you do it once, there'll never be a second time!
Better luck, better luck, better luck next time
Find somebody else; you're never gonna be mine!

>>216560345
Lol this nigga is gay! Fruity ahh nigga!

>>216560193
Wait a minute, why the fuck would quebecois be in Florida or California tho?

I remember back in the day anons would always argue if liking traps was gay. Now anons are just straight up fapping to men.

>>216560626
They aren't, but every Canadian Stacy wants to live there so it's easy mode for burgers from those states. In the case of Florida they might have actually live there during the Winter as a snowbird thoughbeit.

Lets go it's Friday what are we doing today

Liking trans women isn't "gay".

>>216560735
Currently shorting Duolingo stocks

>>216560748
The second anons started throwing """"fem"""""boys into the mix was an admission that trap enjoyers were gay.

Mom called me to ask me to pick up a sculpture 45 minutes away

Urologist appointment today

>>216560859
>>216560884
Keep me updated /cum/bros

Gonna go to the gym before heading into my wage cage fellas. I’m feeling good this morning

>>216560965
Chest or arm day?

>>216561045
Legs to my dismay. Gonna do split squats

Caffeine induced shit coming, a can feel it

>>216560767
Based. Duolingo is a shit app

is /cum/ home to any national-socialists?

>>216561522
NutSacs are not welcome on International. Read the rules.

snitchk
you's a pig nigga

Power move
https://youtu.be/qPhH5Li-ibo

The next generation of Canadian doctors

>>216561848
she could get it

>>216561848
Sheridan College is a dogshit community college that tanked its already not great reputation by turning into a diploma mill for foreigners trying to cheat their way into the country. They don’t have a med school, and those aren’t doctors. Still alarming that they’d be anywhere near a hospital in any capacity albeit

>>216561848
A lot more White people in the picture than I expected tbqh

>>216561928
>Still alarming that they’d be anywhere near a hospital in any capacity albeit
Competence crisis goes brrrrrrrrr

Simon Fraser University

>>216562008
Seeing foreigners know random small details from Canada like this or that Brampton is India is still weird to me

>>216554380 (OP)
Very interesting fact: the trucks in the OP-picture were manufactured in Belarus. To this day Belarus remains the main and only supplier of trucks that transport russian nukez
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MZKT

>sitting in waiting room for doctor
>this Indian boomer starts blasting some jeet music on his phone
why the fuck are they like this

>>216561883
bro is gooning to 4 kilobytes

>>216562078
why did you let them in to country

>>216562207
Yeah nigger I'm in charge of immigration

>>216562078
If they don't hear some tinny audio or choppy WhatsApp videocall blasting every hour they go into shock then die

>>216562078
For me, it’s when jeets have never-ending loud conversations on speakerphone in public places, for example while they’re next in line as you’re getting a haircut

>>216562065
Do you have any other interesting Belarus facts

>be Marshawn Kneeland 24 year old NFL player
>police try to pull you over
>you drive away leading them on a chase
>crash the car, then run away
>shoot yourself in the head to an hero
Blahpipo's ability to pointlessly make everything life or death is very FAVSTIAN

How bad is Dayton, Ohio?

Im so intelligent I insult my rivals in Linear B as a flex

>>216562402
>Kneeland
No way

sid rosenberg

>>216562340
Yes.. the largest and highest capacity mining dump trucks in the world are manufactured in belarus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BelAZ_75710

>>216562482
Hit them with that 𐂂

>>216562547
LMFAO how did you do that

>>216562518
Maybe he thought the cops were gonna knee him

>>216562065
>>216562544
We love our Belarusian heavy equipment manufacturers don’t we folks

>>216562569
Lmao get a load of this 𐀀 𐀒 𐀪 𐀫 𐀬 𐀭 over here

>>216562544
Wow!!!

hello

>>216562634
That's amazing is there a linear b font or what?

>>216562707
Yeah, just search Unicode Linear B, they have A too. Gookmoot can't be bothered to block it here.

>>216562634
𐀄𐀏𐀔𐀣

I did it!

>>216562795
Based anon stealing that from the Israeli general

>>216562795
i look like that and do that

>>216562207
you're an awful poster

One of the groups of the Sea Peoples were called the "Peleset". Historians believe these are the same people the Bible called "Philistines", who, of course, are the modern day Palestinians.

>>216562856
Historians don't believe this Arab stupidity

>>216562856
They are also thought to have been Myceneans or at least a Mycenean influenced group as well. Based Indo-Europeans causing semite seethe

Are my eyes fucked up or does that cat have heterochromia?

>>216562932
It does, pretty normal for white cats

The return of the Heraclidae

Dorian supremacy

I'm so sleepy but I can't get my coffee maker out of my car because my boss is standing out in the parking lot jawjacking with some moron who I'm pretty sure is gay

>>216562962
Why?

>>216563028
i'm not, i woke up at 10, having coffee now at 12

>>216563028
coffee lowkey been making me more sleepy lately

>>216563028
afraid they're gonna call you over to chit-chat and before you know it you're their bottom bitch? you're bent over the hood of a car getting fucked by your boss and some random gay dude

Think I might've proposed to a stranger in a gas station last night because I drink too much

>>216563053
If cats are white without spots it means they have the dominant white gene, that same gene causes blue eyes. Unfortunately it causes a high chance of deafness as well which will be on the side with the blue eye.

ugly people are disgusting inside and out

>>216563112
My boss is a woman you fucking queer faggot

>>216563173
Is that like a personal attack or something?

>>216563117
Anon living in a sitcom

>>216563200
no, just saying

Uglybros, we gonna take that from a Macaco?
RISE UP

rise up from your chair to go to the gym and shower so you can stop being an ugly ass

>>216563272
The "Brazilian" is actually an Israeli AI bot training itself on 4chan posts

This microwave they have at my work is strictly from hunger. The fucking thing don't even rotate, one side of my burrito is like the surface of the sun, the other half is frozen solid as the Arctic

I like using outdated early to mid 20th century idioms too

>>216563362
Autocorrect got you fucked up dawg

>>216563413
Wrong,
See>>216563397

>>216563457
Never ever heard of this.

>>216563483
It's from the 30s

>>216563521
I know my onions about obsolete idioms, but I still never heard of this.

"Phoenicia" sounds like a ghetto black girls name

>>216563593
Yeah, sure. Go fry and egg, Farmer John. You got more excuses than Carter's has little pills.

>>216563614
I've always thought the same about the word Latifundia

>>216563463
Top kek

I am more autistic than Rain Man, I was walking my chien and a neighbor lady said goodmorning and I didn't say anything back. Feelsbadman.

>>216563666
True. I actually knew a black woman named LaGatha

brett cooper racially abusing me shouting "you gotta go back to your fucking jungle" while wearing a black lingerie

cumbum

>>216563709
Is it worse to say nothing or to just vaguely mumble something because you werent expecting to speak?

>>216562525
Idgi, not a racist, but I don't know how to use AI. I am not with it anymore.

>>216557737
>>216557784
Also not trying to be a junkie enabler, BUT after having quit for weeks straight I realized I am a lazy unmotivated shit.

wanna see my pride and joy?

Now look at that post and tell me it isn't a bot...

mental how amerimutts don't drink water unless they have a taste

don't open the 'log

>>216563887
What?

>>216563934
don't bother, he barely understands the words he uses in english

>>216563904
Jeets learning how to proxy has been the worst thing to ever happen to /int/

headline:
75 foot tall rockefeller tree is on its way to new york city
comments:
meanwhile federal employees are counting their pennies…
that’s a good use of energy…
how about feeding the 42 million americans on snap benefits??
you killed a majestic tree for this??
gonna be a merry sharia winter in nyc!!

>>216564021
what the actual fuck are you talking about

>>216564045
retard

>>216564045
which part is unclear professor

drinking covfefe

>>216562929
There were a bunch of groups that made up the Sea Peoples

I NEED MY EBT YO

>>216564132
i dont care to know

>>216564160
retard

I saw a cockroach in my apartment last night and it’s all I’ve been able to think about out since. I didn’t even really see it, I just noticed a dark brown spot move from the corner of my eye next to my trash can when I walked into the kitchen. The worst part was that I could actually hear its legs moving across the floor. I always thought that scuttling sound was just a cartoon trope.
Fuck my life bros I don’t want to have to live with roaches.

is this a new brazilian?

>>216564193
im a 28 year old man and i am terrified of roaches

>>216564194
i've been here the whole time, plotting, scheming

>>216564239
to get your bussy sexed? damn

>>216564193
there was a roach here just yesterday, the cats got it and i flushed it down, back when there were no animals here i would see like a different one everyday, one time it was really bad and there was like 6 running around at the same time, they come from the street

getting skraight shmacked rn

>>216564226
I’m 27. It’s okay, you should be afraid or at least disgusted to live around vermin. It’s natural.

>>216564045
Ahhh hahaaaa he got salty because of the previous post

I just heard hella sirens whizzing by for like ten minutes straight. Check the news, something big must be going down in Riverside, CA

>>216564239
Just to reveal that you're retarded?

>>216564139
Philistines specifically were Mycenean or at least Aegean. They even ate pork just to flex on Jews and Egyptians (semites fear swine)

>>216564308
i dont get it

>>216564193
You need to very thoroughly clean your apartment so they don’t have anything to eat, maybe ensure food storage is all sealed if you’ve got something going on there, and lay down a bunch of crawling insect glue traps

>>216564226
I'm considerably older than you and I'm 6 feet 200+ lbs and I will run if I see a cockroach. Luckily I don't have them in my home but when I went down south to visit relatives I saw one in their house and not the tiny one, I'm talking about the big ones that fly. They call them "water bugs" but it's a god damn cockroach. Absolutely terrified

>>216564312
ICE raid, thanks you Mr. President

>>216564398
>I'm talking about the big ones that fly
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You niggas are really scared of bugs?

I'm so glad I only work here and don't live in this shithole

>>216564436
im not just scared, im terrified

At a conference

>>216564459
for?

>>216564436
Irrationally so

>>216564483
Science

>>216564386
The thing is I’ve lived here for almost 2 years now and never seen a single roach. The most I’ve ever seen in a small centipede which I promptly killed.
I never leave dirty dishes in the sink, I always cleans the stove when it gets messy after cooking, and I take out my trash every 2 days.
>put down traps
I can’t bring myself to do this because I don’t want to wake up to the reality of the situation. I’d rather cross my fingers and hope I never see one again than wake up to the horror of a roach in plain sight on my kitchen floor, or god forbid multiple.
Like I said, I didn’t see it directly, but whatever I did see was BIG. I used to see dead roaches in an old building at my university, but they were like an inch long and reddish brown. This thing had to have been 2-3 inches long and dark brownish black.

>>216564538
what are they talking about?

>>216564556
We're starting off with a DEI symposium on how to elevate indigenous voices in science lol
But then lots of cool stuff after that

>>216564541
Centipedes are GOOD to have in your house thoughbeit

>>216564576
I hate kind of shit so much

>>216564580
I’d prefer spiders.

>>216564624
Finger my asshole

>>216564628
My doctor did this to me the other day and i was not a fan

>>216564541
It’s possible it’s spillover from a slob neighbour with a roach-infested apartment, or it got into your place from something you picked up at a store. Regardless, you need to make sure your apartment is an inhospitable environment, lest your place also become roach-infested.

>>216564448
>>216564490
If they aren't venomous or toxic you literally have nothing to worry about. Total Human supremacy just crush those arthropods.

>>216564640
why dont get female nurses to do this

>>216564624
I have both and I enjoy throwing them on each other and seeing them fight

>>216564681
That would be even more embarrassing actually

>>216564576
you should suggest incentivizing them with fire water

I am a failure in every respect

>>216564640
It feels like you have to shit really bad

real incels, real stories, cum

>>216564541
If you see one, there's hundreds more in your walls and underneath your floors that you're not seeing.

There's never just ONE roach, that's not how they ball.

Reminder that every girl you have ever liked is getting railed by Chad as you speak while you continue to delve ever deeper into unchangeable inceldom

>>216564834
reckon they must have children by now

>>216564834
There are multiple married anons in this general

>>216564834
“liking” a woman is your first mistake

>>216564857
Because we all know wives never cheat

objectively speaking a women my age without children is a failure

It's snowing FUCK I don't want to shovel the sidewalk

>>216564901
Not having children is empowering

>>216564903
It's warm here and there are palm trees

>>216564900
Still not incels thougheverbeit your demoralization gimmick fails in the face of /cum/s normies

>>216564951
Most married men are deprived of sex

>>216564834
dont think i care as much since i was destined to be a khhv for life

Talkin bout the motherfuckin Sea People

>>216564968
Not enough sex =/= no sex, therefore NOT incels but fakecels.

More rest and sex is all a nigga need
In a lifetime of stress tryna put my mind at ease
I'm not lookin' at the phone, too much shit been goin' on
But while we got this moment of peace alone, girl
We should just get
(Drunk and fuck, drunk and fuck, drunk and fuck)
Girl, we should just get
(Drunk and fuck, drunk and fuck, drunk and fuck, drunk)

>>216564989
>Europeans show up
>immediately conquer everyone else or cause severe civilizational decline
>refuse to elaborate
We're simply the main characters of history.

>>216565021
what if you're to drunk and your dick dont work

>>216564834
True and I am Chad

>>216565021
bangeeeeeeerrrr

>>216565038
does your dick not work

>>216565066
i dont know never had the occasion

Where’s that weird gay guy with no friends

>>216565096
yeah but you masturbate right

>>216565132
yeah

>>216565111
brian?

>>216565111
Here

>>216565138
so does it work then

>>216565152
for me it does but thats not what is about even, i was talking about being too drunk

Why do we have three brazilians that post here and not in their own general

>>216565198
i thnk there are 4

>>216565036
Sea Peoples weren't european dumbass

Day 7 NNN. I'm starting to get depressed because I realize how repulsive I am and no woman would want to engage with me sexually. Porn helps me cope but my drug has been taken away

>>216565302
DNA tests show their closest living relatives are modern Sardinians

>>216565332
hire a prostitute?

>>216565332
A man who can do without anything cannot be conquered by anything

>>216565388
always been the latter desu

>>216565377
Sea Peoples were made up of a bunch of different peoples, it wasn't one large homogenous group. See>>216562856

>>216565302
It isn't actually known where they came from, but it is very likely that the "sea peoples" weren't a single unified entity, but different groups fleeing the worsening conditions in europe and raiding along the med

>>216565388
This is true, my sex drive has been completely dependent on porn since when I was like 14. I am completely sexually dead right now but the back of my mind still wants me to jack off and look at porn

>>216565382
Brother it's not legal here and you know that

>>216565434
that never stopped anyone

>>216565434
>he doesnt know

Just realized something about a majority of you. When you joke, you're not trendy you're actually dumb you just haven't realized it.

>if everyone else is acting dumb it's funny and you're the ass

Incorrect. That just makes you all dumb. Take that info and run with it

tomato sauce tastes way too good for how healthy it is (sodium aside)

>>216565450
1). I'm not desperate enough to do so
2). It's not worth the cost
3). There's too much risk of it being a sting op
4). Because it's illegal, most women who do it or ugly or on drugs
5). I don't want to have sex with a condom
>>216565460
I know sugar babies are legal and shit but I don't want to spend that kind of money

>>216565468
>Travel ho in hikes, work out
Women don't have hobbies besides being vapid

How about the Sneed Peoples

>>216565478
if the street whores videos are anything to go by its the opposite, because its illegal the only women doing it are 10/10 bombshells

>>216565302
>Sardinia, Greece, Italian peninsula, and Crete etc. aren't in Europe
Brownoids already coping, seething to come.

>>216565468
I see the Virgin Mary is on Tinder now

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>>216565525

reckon you could easily look up onlyfan whores in your area and shoot them a message

>>216565531
kek

>>216565496
Everyone laugh at the idiot. He made another "joke". Not his best work, but still....he tried..

>start wearing 2.5 inch shoe lifts
>got flirted with for the first time in my life
I hate women