Thread 216564203

How I met your mother edish

You alright Clinton Baptiste here

Think my libido may be slowly coming back lads.

>>216564529
are you embarrassed at all to be basically a less dedicated version of ziedbelg

>my troops of 100 million anglo men
but my lord there is no such force

which runt are you

imagine worshipping fucking North Korea

>>216564571
genuinely if you keep this up you'll soon be at the top of the "posters that most deserve to have their face smashed in with a hammer" list
one of the worst gimmicks of all time

>>216564574
i can will them into existence

egg

>>216564529
Mad how this is literally Jewish culture

>>216564489
meaning 56%, i.e. the MAJORITY, are committed by locals

Rorke will never recover from this

>>216564602
you know you can cook an egg in your own bum

>>216564561
i cant lie if they were women this would be sexy and i would be okay with it

>>216564571
a mulatto
an albino
a mosquito
my libido

The missus doing her summoning dance for BBC

OK gambling ads on YT I will start playing mahjong and gamble

>>216564571
...yh?
*rubs your leg*

>>216564575
the blue one who comes out on top first since I am top dog

>>216564631
Mental how this is sincerely a leftypol talking point

>>216564644
...yh

>>216564653
>getting ads in 2025

>>216564646
she actually pays her TV licence?

>>216564631
mad how this is the most obvious bait in the world but somebody's going to take it

20% of new cars in the UK are now purchased through the motability scheme

>>216564677
im unemployed

wifi has been shite again will be on the blower to branson soon

I agree on bon joris bohnson
Sort this bwexit out

cuz im shitting & farting

was about to wank but I farted and the smell turned me off

>>216564679
a (You) is a (You) mate

>>216564731
ktim

its 16 oclock lads

Don't want to marry, don't want to have kids
Just want to chill, play video games, eat food, do drugs, go to raves, shag girls, post on the internet
Don't care about the future as long as I'm comfortable and enjoying life to be honest

>>216564717
ublock is free

>>216564727
>>216564731
cor spaff

>>216564726
I miss them both so much...

>>216564742
Get Tipping Point on followed by are Bradders

>>216564749
good goy

sir sobriety jack

>>216564749
hedonistic jewish mindset

brutally raping cloggies mum and then literally shitting and pissing all over her decaying rancid corpse

joris von bohnson

GIMME SOME TITS

>>216564749
Bad goy
Globazionists need more worker slaves

>>216564749
all of those get mind numbingly tedious and boring by the time you're in your 30s

metal how many fit women I saw today now that you posted that mid one

Drinking a lemon and lime flavoured sparkling water from ASDA
it's yummy

>>216564714
Did you see the BBC article trying to defend it featuring an interview with a woman who's talking point was "I was a petrol head before my accident so why shouldn't the state pay for my BMW now?"

>>216564768
>Tipping Point
70iq show
only deal or no deal is worse

>>216564809
fag horse

>>216564826
Well I know he likes doughnuts

>>216564801
>metal how many fit women I saw today
robot women?

>>216564809
disgusting little rodent

sideshow boob

>>216564785
>cloggies
who's cloggies?

>>216564838
ffs lol

Well?

>>216564824
didn't see it actually care to share it?

>>216564853
shut the fuck up rodent

In Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM), aniseed (specifically star anise, or Da Hui Xiang) is a warm, pungent herb used to warm the interior, promote Qi circulation, and improve digestion
helping to alleviate symptoms like bloating, gas, nausea, vomiting, and lack of appetite.

It also targets the Liver, Kidney, and digestive systems
can address issues such as frequent urination, back pain, and even cold-related digestive discomfort.

>>216564203 (OP)
loving this trend

>>216564822
that stuff makes me piss all the time

>>216564770
is that a man? I saw this vid posted a while back and someone said it was a man

>>216564864
makes no sense

>>216564864
1 incher erect me

>>216564890
>he fell for the "that's a man" meme
Kek

up late with the gay thoughts

>>216564875
cloggies is a shut the fuck up rodent? Interesting

>>216564809
this is my favourite uma musume
her name is naruto simpson and she has a very impressive career profile

>>216564905
me in Canada

a woman's too heavy when I can't carry her to the bedroom unassisted

>>216564575
catbergs would have got there in seconds, except they'd all be pushing and shoving each other

>>216564917
The Aussie crossdresser has no words

>>216564917
I'll kill you and clogwog irl. bash your maggot skulls in with a 2 by 4

>>216564864
me on the top left

currently nude, calm, meek and shy, under my sheets

>>216564927
i only go with birds who can carry me to bed

>>216564918
it real

>>216564938
come to Australia and have a go you dog, won't do it? didn't think so gutless worm. your father must be real proud of you ahahahahaha

>>216564949
What did my maggot do to you?

>Europa.Universalis.V-TENOKE[16 GiB]
rorke happy as a pig in shit

lololol king halo in the guest umas section:
wit 1* spark
legacy: 1* speed, number 2 is 1* stamina

it won G1 wih 474/310/459/373/201

>>216564981
shame it wont be playable until summer at least

>>216564977
no way his lil asian willy can satisfy an arse like dat

swear they get fitter every year

>>216564646
are you embarrassed at all to be basically a less dedicated version of ziedbelg

>>216564977
katy is with chang now. cronem on the ropes.

>>216564977
crazy... 11/10 body, 2/10 face

don't even want a gf anymore after my awful dream about the ex

>>216564981
Certified paradox hater me

>>216564970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2FuOb8cCbg

>>216565008
What was the dream? You caught your ex getting BLACKED?

>>216565007
solid 3 if I'm honest

>>216565008
get a fit trans one at the young leen show

spore vagina mods

>>216565023
Do you honestly think you're fucking funny

>>216565027
Should do that but I probably won't

Rock rock rock around the clock we’re gonna rock rock rock on a Friday night. Gonna rock gonna rock around the clock tonight.

I love baiting the stupid dutch retard every time he slithers into the thread. he's so stupid LOL

Rorke?

men of african descent tonguing my anus vigorously

Anyone on the boozington?

>>216565061
based

>>216565056
he got you in a mindraped state of mind mate

>>216565069
yeah having a bottle of buckfast

tick tock rorke youre next

>>216565045
That was a bit uncalled for m8. I didn't know DannyG browsed /int/

>>216565084
grim

scrans ready

pooropa universalis

These are the people calling you rorke on /brit/

>>216565090
bike nonce

>>216565090
broken pisstain

>>216565103
i got banned for this webm one time
idk why

>>216565069
dont drink alcohol anymore but would quite like to have a beer or two and maybe some shots of vodka

>>216565090
tbf Barton is a bellend anyway so he deserves it

Who did the Serbs swerve on in Srbenitza?

wonder what his last thoughts were

>>216565133
glub glub glub :DD i hate india

>>216565069
Haven't had a drop in months, starting to miss it dearly

>>216565114
you fucked up the perspective for the hand, that's why. Poor photoshop job

>>216565133
probably blub or glub

>>216565133
corr scran, oohh ya bastard ahhhhh *thud*

>>216565146
no his hands are that big

>>216565142
>>216565153
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>216565106
Bottom left can have it
Oh wait they're minors right?

sir topham hat

>>216565175
whats your malfunction bub

>>216564575
I really really liked this video

>>216565162
Me when I get lured into back alley by a plate of snails and frog legs

>>216565181
Who is this fittie

fart on rorkes face and rape him

>>216565114
How did Starmer, a pudgy, unattractive, 5'7 GOY - get such a qt jewish grill?
What's up with that?

anon how do you get sprint sparks

reading the new Waitrose magazine

>>216565117
Yes but it’s fucked up that this is a legal matter

>>216565225
this rorke fella just cant catch a break

>King Charles has made it clear to nieces Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie that they have to "stand on their own two feet"
>it is alleged that one of the issues that mainly frustrates the monarch, is that the Palace was "being run like a hotel, and not a very good one"
>[a source] added: "The King isn't running a housing association for distant relatives."
lizzie would never

>>216565103
that yellow stuff is like bile and stomach acid isnt it
makes me feel ill to think about

To get a Sprint Distance Spark in Uma Musume, train a character's Speed stat to at least 1100 during a career, which gives you a 10% chance for a 3-star Speed spark at career end, then aim for the 3-star blue spark for Speed to appear.

Want to become a musician and make money but there are so many musicians out there and barely any of them are making money

These are the people calling you rorke on /brit/

>Joey Barton guilty over 'offensive' X posts
Joke country. It's done

>>216565106
bottom right looks like she's had her nose up someone's shitty arse

>>216565249
tbqh why wouldnt he let them stay?
just have the entire palace unused or what? lol
its getting paid for by tax why even bring attention to such shit

>>216565264
ngl that club looks peak for actually pulling birds

sir derma titis

>>216564865
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8jrw21lx0xo

>>216565249
>nieces
>distant relatives
huh?

Watching someone try a Super Mario 64 but they stand no chance against the great greensuigi

you have to start with the low sprint or characer that you want to boost sprint in as the first legacy, boosting its sprint and using it as a grandparent with two max sprint parents

>>216565249
>>King Charles has made it clear to nieces Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie that they have to "stand on their own two feet"
um reckon two young women would have four feet in total

the weekend starts here

>>216565297
um

>>216565297
'kin 'ell those two bird coppers gonna be round any minute now to do me for thought crimes

>>216565236
Can tell from that house you’re a virgin

Mouse >.< xx

The missus taking public transport on her way to me

>>216565106
top right got all those faggot tranny pins and not a single poppy
yet the ninja cosplayer in the bottom left has one on
curious

>>216565340
shagger's palace mate

cloggy lives in ziedy's shadow and he's bitter about it
he's like a relic from another era

>faggot tranny
Fuck off yank

>>216565304
thank you

>>216565314
In the Middle Ages they would have been married off to a local Earl or the highest bidder. They're useless.

>>216565343
both parents need the starter with higher sprint and the other parent (with higher sprint) with the parents as the grandparent?

>>216565394
haha look at him

>>216565394
is that his little hedgehog willy?

friday night freak off let's get it

>>216565412
Not sure

Here's the scran lads!

I don't wear a poppy
I don't believe in war, actually

>>216565445
think you have to be 12 or really really brown of skin if you find this entertaining in any way

>>216565445
why's his steering wheel on the wrong side
wait a minute, this isn't British culture at all!

sabrina fartenter

Rorke declares winning the war ‘wasn’t worth it’ due to the state of the UK

>>216565535
he would correct

Nigga name Keir

>>216565516
black cunt

mental how they make us look bland

>>216564598
It's just pure satire mate no reason to get violent now

it's the lad with phimosis again isn't it

Lads. GTA6 has been delayed.

>>216565642
which one?

imagine standing behind her in the queue and you face is arse level i think i'd end up getting arrested because no way i can resist shoving my face in there

Reading Paradife Loft

>literally a disease
>cunts who have it use it as a reason to boast

bizarre behaviour

>>216565654
Don't care, not a mong

going parkrun tomorrow

Friday`s

Pocket Monster of the

Day Is ..
Archaludon !!

>>216565476
>wait a minute, this isn't British culture at all!
Show me British culture

>>216565677
bit mental how common long s was
why were they doing that then

having some toast #hitler #rape

>>216565677
Alri Chris

>>216565712
idiocracy was supposed to be a movie not a documentary!

>>216565718
Don't care, not a mong

>>216565596
my house: *daft punk playing at my house* on the picture of my house

>>216565718
never heard of it, not a real one

>>216565738
scromiting

>>216564598
:(

>>216565718
Interesting Pokémon. Never seen it before.

craving skittles

SNIFF THAT

rorke moving like a curmudgeonly oaf

question to shaggers:
how do women usually react when you start sucking on their toes out of the blue?

>>216565697
likely not the only cause of scar tissue formation on penis or penis curving, also youre a fag
but you should go see a therapist to go be more body positive

>>216565778
LMFAO

>>216565697
because this faggotry is bizarre behaviour
even if you (both of us) are wrong. and by the way if you are being jealous then thats affeminate behaviour fag

>>216565773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpMY2hq7InI

>>216565697
it can bend downwards too lad its a proper disease chris chan has it

uhh

a girl I shagged about 12 months ago is posting pictures of her pregnant

dare I lads
DARE I?

>>216565784
my mum (big taritino fan) would say that the biggest risk and "thing they get off to sucking feet" is the chance to get kicked in the face as an instinct especially during the "pussy wagon" scene in Kill Bill one time 1/2

>>216565828
Wasn't an A for your GCSE science was it?

https://x.com/scarcitystudios/status/1986791676325556453?s=46
get them out

>>216565839
We're not your friends you shut-in incel prick. Go make one of them.

sir quinton taritino

Betty Glover's musky tuppence

>>216565861
ooooo done

>>216565843
is this english?
why does this sentence confuse me so?

>>216565784
so if you do it you should expect to maybe get kicked in the face? I guess that answers your question but then it would seem like you finding out whether you getting kicked in the face is a turn on for you is more like an answer for me or my experiment, and its not. I guess mine is that you get off to getting stomped on the face and should let her stomp on your face while you lay down

>>216565828
bloke shagged a horse lol

>>216565854
scromited

>>216565854
I got a B in science overall, which was a single subject but a double qualification
I got an A*/A in biology, a B/C in chemistry and a B/D in physics

Sir quango jalepeno

there is this health expert in German TV and she is the spitting image of Milly Bobby Brown just that she is 41 year old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjGLIHIjTI0

>>216565861
lad
have a snickers
you aren't you when you're hungry

>>216565882
I guess if you dont like getting kicked in the face you could get off to lying and saying that you want someone to barefoot mush their foot on your face if you would like to try that with someone if you get stuck on your question

>>216565916
well, milly bobby brown looks like she's about 40 anyway

>>216565828
She's not still gonna be pregnant after 12 months is she you horrid little virgin

>>216565839
>£40 for a pizza cutter
Virgin freaks will buy anything!

>>216565857
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

i dont give a fuck

>>216565910
Save it for your job coach, spacker

>>216565916
yeah if mibbie bobby brown was bogged

>>216565910
I'm going to give you an A* in Yappanese.

>>216565939
rofled

doin a fink

oke?

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

>>216565936
it's a batleth pizza cutter you twat
not an ordinary one

If you're over 20 and haven't shagged yet there's something deeply wrong with you and you probably need to get sorted

when I was a kid I saw a few horses and their boners a couple times but was always a bit scared of horses and thats how leftypol feels about immigrants. thank about that for a sec
>inb4 at least horses like ploughing fields
I dont support slavery but at least horses are useful things like how they are more intelligent than blacks - and "intelligent" than blacks. you are the crazy one

>>216565989
29 KHHV me

my farts are atrocious whenever I eat porridge or cereal, I think I'm lactose intolerant now. I'm fine with cheese and yogurt though it's only milk

>>216565861
Uncalled for

the 'ber 'ts hors d'oeuvre

lads
unironically got some viagra and thinking of swallowing it for the first time

don't have ED but m8 said he tried it and his gf basically worships the ground he walks on now
don't have a gf but seeing it it works as an experiment
shall keep you abrest of my experience this evening

>I think I'm lactose intolerant now
oh shut up you cretin

>>216566005
>yogurt
FOY

Are you good to put a few tunes on in YouTube on a work laptop or do it freak out

>>216565957
I had the letter b on my mind

>>216565773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8qpv3wNTfE

>>216566019
Nice yeah let us know thought about it myself for drug fuelled megawanks

>>216566019
took viagra with the lads when I was like 16

they all had raging boners you could see through their joggers, I didn't

it was at that moment I realised I had a small willy

good banter

>>216566041
ok.
i do it. alright

I ordered Irn Bru from Amazon, it was fucking expensive but I was curious what it tastes like and its shit

that answered something about uma game legacies and female white insane asylum NHS workers (fit) not being allowed to rape you - so they dont - so trying to not get raped by them to make them rape you being them not doing that because theyre not allowed to being another abstract¬¬ (generation) in the uma horse game and not in real life where they wouldnt do it unless it happened in real life with you doing it properly for them to rape you so that they did do it

please post in english

>>216566090
it's literally just cream soda but orange you little gremlin

in english

Is there anything more paki than having two SIM cards?
Got two in at the moment while my number switches and I genuinely feel browner and smellier

>>216566055
screaming

Should get a haircut me looking like a right neanderthal

>>216565976
DEER FACTS
>The only type of deer where the female has antlers?
REINDEER
>The only type of deer where the male DOESN'T have antlers?
WATER DEER (sometimes called Vampire Deer as they have fangs instead)
>The most alien looking deer
MUNTJAC. Native to South East Asia and Britain because Britain imported some in the 19th century and they got loose so are now in our wild.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBsoPnx2hSM
>Number of species
There are 43 species of deer

Subscribe for more DEER FACTS

>>216566090
fucking DICK

its crazy that mental asylum patients get a say in whether they get raped or not at all whether they are getting raped or

>>216566120
you also speak like one

>>216566090
Serves you right for trusting the jocks to make anything nice

>>216566136
Powerful post.

>>216565748
Mad how she told everyone during her concert that she wants a BBC deep inside herself

>>216566082
remember did something similar with the boys when we were teenagers, we all tucked our dicks up into our arse to make it look like we had fannies, except one of the lads dicks wasn't big enough to do it haha

>>216566082
bet you went to a private school

>>216566136
Thanks anon for the nice deer facts!

might play a video game tonight. after having a drink

Did I watch Celebrity Traitors? No, I'm a free thinker

this isn't going to end well

its crazy that mental asylum patients get a say in whether they get raped or not [end of sentence]
whether as if it matters if they want it or not and that fit mental asylum workers cant just rape whoever they want. drunk driving is based

>>216566178
UM x

>>216566174
Hopefully it ends soon then you end yourself immediately after

fleshlights are absolute ripoffs aren't they
can't make masturbation any more fun than the simple do-it-by-hand technique can you
to all fleshlight owners I say this: grow up

>>216566138
>>216566164
you lads clearly didn't have friends

must've been a shite childhood x

>>216566157
top bants

>>216566174
he has a better life than me

>>216566174
dead within 6 months

>>216566174
He's got the same look when a toddler locks eyes with the mum as it loads up the nappy
Bet that's what he's up to
Curling one out in his excellent nappy in his hospice room

>>216566174
he's about to have a wank, isn't he?

>>216566174
he's going to post his knob again

wondering how I would fare if I were in the trenches of the Somme back in WWI

NAPPY POO ATTACK DAVID TENT BEDSHITS

Least obvious samefagging award

can Tim Byrne redeem himself and still develop a strong acting career?

>>216566208
had one but it fell apart
also i once left it on the bedside table and my sister saw it, but not sure if she knew what it was

>>216566253
Brits didn’t have the warrior spirit that Americans did
We joined the war and Germans noped out

Good news lads: shopping is completed. Now let's see who will be delivering my Uber Eats order tonight

>>216566289
Knew and told all her mates in GC about her incellious brother

>>216566292
Bizarre post

>>216566253
you'd probably die shitting yourself mate, sorry to say

>>216566318
Quintessentially American post

*hides a post*

>>216566349
baby made boom boom

>>216566314
Let me guess: is it Ranjeet? No no Hassan

>>216566174
its funny that you tie this in a few days late and how without it I would jerk off to getting forced into an insane asylum like I deserve for jerking off to it to then go get raped by a fit mental asylum nurse there and that I jerked off to it and said "its fine" as it was happening and I got to jerk off to it without pointless worrying about something I want to be captured by a nurse girl (which by the way are different from "NHS" like you know what I am saying rn) and used as a medicated sex slave you cunt
but anyways thats funny because I dont care about the "after that" because if she looked after me I dont care, even though it doesnt happen. I know this is something to-do with uma strat, and maybe you just wanted to hear this, but with some schizos in their mind if they do this not with "irrational fears" but things they think they want (which I would of said earlier, before now if it was appropiate) or think will happen just to basically in whatever words (and I am not a gambler but to put it in to a way you can understand to "call their bluff" - not that I am doing that. just to go all the way into it really, to come back. then maybe not a group of small people but those that are so inclined would be healed of it, not to jerk off but to focus on real things. anything bad happens and no it doesnt because what, they get "punished" (and I know it WOULD find a way, schizooanon) it isnt real - not to gaslight them. I am simply taking that it is funny that you got too late and couldnt ruin something for me, bitch. I know it could of been about uma but this is far more important - I can go watch a video on how to get A tier sprint horses that shouldnt be on YouTube

Where's Ziedbelg?

Hide post

>>216566424
what is bro yapping about?

Mental how Tim wears a nappy now really
Reckon you'd have to AT LEAST piss your pants to be forced into nappies

>my mum (big taritino fan) would say that the biggest risk and "thing they get off to sucking feet" is the chance to get kicked in the face as an instinct especially during the "pussy wagon" scene in Kill Bill one time 1/2

wtf did he mean by this

>>216562493
>>216562493

Might pick up some nappies from tescoses
Maybe he knows something I dont

Rorke's mind boggled at the sight of this, unable to make out what he's looking at

https://i.4cdn.org/b/1762524194144670.jpg

putting myself in the place of a mentally ill and beyond all hope person (such as a very bad schizophrenic) I do not care if suddenly I get a bolt in the back of the head. I do not care if that happens to me, right now - or "right" now as in whenever, blah-blah. oh, a schizophrenic person failed? bolt in the head. if you dont believe in your own ability to try things, to try to help schizophrenics then why are you a doctor. I speak metaphorically except in that why are you a doctor and I dont need to explain myself. hope you feel pain. p.s. im not schizophrenic, idiot

Remember when we all thought he was faking it, until he started posting himself stark naked with this weiner prominently in the shot?

>>216566491
>putting myself in the place of a mentally ill and beyond all hope person
Wasn't that hard, surely?

MouseGPT is among the worst gimmicks of all time

men had been wearing nappies for thousands of years before the womens rights and the sexual revolution

>>216566488
would scran

>>216566488
That is quite nice to be fair, was expected a massive penis

>>216566530
>>216566530
>>216566530

>>216566504
at least he never showed his bumhole

>oh people had to die to be allowed to do morphine and opiates, and to have fentanyl before the French came along and fucked it up for everybody
no ("yeah") but also because of war - where people died. I HATE war!!
I hate war isnt the point - nor is the people that got harmed, for us to have useful opiates and heroin. I hate it and people did not have to die

shut up you fucking schizobabbling cunt

>>216566542
fomyeg