Thread 216582958

Tori Amos edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBBalxGMDU

This is the one.

THIS is the thread.

need a bit of cock-in-fanny

>>216582977
>posted 61 seconds after the link in the old

>>216582928
>>216582944
Wonder what GTA 6 will be like. I imagine they'll just instakill you if you run over too many black NPCs

>>216583007
They'll make you play a non-white character or even a woman

>>216583007
I still don't understand the morality behind games not letting players kill children like in the newer Fallout games but it's fine to just gun down random innocent adults

>>216582981
>don't remember anyone saying faggot though except in the ballad of gay tony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2SOz3uBqns

yay

>>216583000
n-never done this

>>216583007
No but we're going to hear about it from npcs this time

ha ha yay it's the funny red haired lady with the big mouth

>>216583035
only occurred to me recently that mallory wasn't actually attracted to vlad but was actually scared of him and only shagged him so he wouldn't hurt roman

>>216583007
Zoomers unironically believe that killing an NPC in GTA is morally the same as killing a human IRL.

Absolutely fucking lost generation.

2016mong just activated

>At least four prisoners freed in error still at large, BBC told

Simply not a serious country

>>216583074
gman isn't a zoomer, he's like 40

>>216583074
Ah yes because one random freak on twitter is the sole representative of the entire generation

It feels like dude was burned by everyone

this fucking clip ain't it bruh

We might need an update to the pony image now.

>>216583105
It not right

>>216583110
what happened to his car?

i wonder if the pinkie one got arrested again >.<

>>216583106
He is culturally a zoomer. He behaves in a zoomish manner.

Just look at his style of speech:
>DIS AINT IT BRUH!!!
That's zoomer.
>DUDE SHOULD BE ON A WATCH LIST
That's zoomer.

>>216583108
The vast majority of zoomoids agree with that sentiment.

>>216583123
I don't know anything about this ancient freak

>>216583131
It's mileage has stayed the same while Mrs Kirk's hasn't apparently

>>216583136
he was here yesterday
>>216583143
me neither tbf I was a bit confused

>>216583136
Who???

sydney sweeney is lucky she has glorious chebbage because she's actually quite ugly

>>216583131
nothing? it's just a random picture on the internet of dusty cars in dubai airport or something like that

welcome to /brit/
i know you won't break the rules
THERE AREN'T ANY

why are people talking about ponies unprompted now

the crime news section of glasgow is quite colourful
intriguing place

>>216583187
because we like them

>>216583165
tobert

>>216583184
Love me chebs
Love footy
Hate jews
Not racist just don't like em
Simple as

>>216583184
She's not ugly. But she's not particularly fascinating either.

She looks like the sort of girl who would've been a part of the "popular"/"social elite" clique when I was in secondary school.

She has that kind of "everyday pretty" look that makes a woman stand out in her teenage years, but not long after.

>>216583190
Don't be coy bong. Glasgow and London were both good cities worth visiting prior to immigration.

>>216583190
>the defendant is reported to have said "giz yir fuckin... giz yir bucky an giz yir deep fried mars bar an aw"

>>216583199
Wait, was he arrested before? Wuh happen?

>>216583187
horses and horse-adjacent creatures are cool animals tbf

>>216583213
>but not long after.
she's 28, dude

>>216583213
she has weird shaped eyes, she looks like her face is partially melted like she had a stroke or summat

still remembwr gtaii like yesterday

>>216583215
I'm not being racist you mong I mean lively and active
>Glasgow man arrested over 'youth exploitation' after £50k worth of alcohol 'stolen'
>Paisley nursery teacher and drag queen charged for indecent messages to children
>Woman accused of murdering elderly aunt at Lanarkshire home 'forced part of pen through eyelid'
>Boy, 13, rushed to hospital after Paisley stabbing as police follow 'positive line of enquiry'
all current headlines in the local news

>>216583215
literally every european city from paris to stockholm

arent zoomers 25 years old now? Why are they still talking like they're 16? what a pathetic runt generation

>>216583232
he disappeared for a few days this week and when he came back he was ranting about the government and sex with female police officers so yeah

@216583259
what is ts unc saying blud pmo :skull:

>>216583234
Yes? Did I stutter?

She's 28. I'm older than her. My point wasn't about her youth.

My point was that a woman like her stands out when you're in your teenage years, and you have a limited amount of girls to ogle over at your school or college.

When you grow up, and go out into the world, a woman like her is no longer remarkable - physically speaking.

>>216583238
Yup. She looks a bit demented.

>>216583215
Glasgow was always a shit hole, retard. Stop talking out of your arse

>>216583260
yeah but he always talks about sex, he's a horny bugger

>>216583251
Are you from Scotland? I'd gladly trade places with you. You get to view this shit woke diversity through a screen still, while i must pass it daily and pretend like it doesn't disgust me to my core to see the land my ancestors carved out of nothing turned into horse shit.

whats the next generation garn be called then?

>>216583278
we're all fae somewhere hen x

>>216583282
Starts with an N

>>216583290
;)

>>216583259
>arent zoomers 25 years old now? Why are they still talking like they're 16? what a pathetic runt generation
Zoomoids believe they live in eternal youth. They believe they will always be the trendsetters.

They also, weirdly, seem to all think they are black. You could meet a pasty-white 100% Anglo-Saxon chap living in Surrey, aged 18, and he will be conversing in the exact same slang that a teenaged Afro-American living in Los Angeles called Tyreese would do.

There is something seriously, deeply, fundamentally wrong with these "people". They honestly need lobotomies.

>>216583296
crack?

playing the my little pony noughts and crosses game but i dont like winning too much because pinkie starts crying :(

i dont even know what sydney sweeney has done of any repute to be talked about

mind boggling

like

what did she do on tv film that was good

literally nuffink

this is problem with like fame these days

people arent famous for doing stuff anymore

they are famous because they artificially engineer their own notoriety

fullon kafkaesque

boomers
xoomers
yoomers
zoomers
alphoomers
betoomers
simple as

>>216583316
bet this sounded really funny in your head

>>216583315
she's been in loads of things

>>216583329
wasn't supposed my funny my old mucker, simply an accurate explanation of the way things are

>>216583329
umm i thought was funny

>>216583339
you didnt even name one

exactly my point

simple fuggin as

>>216583353
wish you'd stop posting this.

>>216583356
Does it remind you of someone?

>>216583314
insane post

>>216583363
shane mcgowan

>>216583353
I don't get it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkubQCI4Fxo

Seventeen-and-a-half years old...

went to all night garage in my swedish military surplus arctic coat
had it open, in just a t-shirt and trousers, no thermals
i'm drenched in sweat
those swedes don't fuck around
it was like walking down the street wrapped in a duvet

>>216583363
sort of, there's a guy on tiktok that looks like him but they're not the same guy

>>216583381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE

>>216583351
ery famous things i've seen that she's been in
>handmaid's tale
>euphoria
>white lotus

maybe you just don't watch things

l'm so depressed. l need to have a passionate love affair before the year is over.

>>216583364
why
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/659226

would love tae shag sophie thatcher up the fanny

>>216583396
Why does his face look so fat now?

>>216583420
grow up mate

>>216583391
they're selling these used for 300?
i got mine for about 40 quid brand new
don't get scammed lads

>>216583422
because he's 60

>>216583391
it's like 10-15c why would you go out in an arctic coat

>>216583415
As far as Newgrounds goes, the greatest thing that website ever produced was the beautiful thing called MS Paint Brawl/Super Paint Brawl.

None of you here will know what that means. But it was the central formative part of my life.

why does every poster talking about fashion read like an exaggerated homosexual fairy

oooo got my jacket for the winter

brainberg gone all weird

>>216583426
shut up nigger

>>216583447
honestly very true

Been doing some research and come to the conclusion Michael Jackson was indeed a nonce

>>216583443
for me it was ebolaworld

>>216583474
there was a recording of the families openly conspiring to make up accusations, michael would never do that to the children a-hee hee

i was born in 2007

i was born on the dublin streets

Saw one of those headlines here or maybe on the internet, yeah that's what it was, must've been. Didn't read the article of course.

>>216583499
i was born in 1991

>>216583499
yunc status

>>216583499
I was born in 1996.

But my SOUL belongs to 2007.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_DV9b0x7v4

This song is absolute zoomer repellent. When they hear this, they run screaming to the hills like rats.

i was born in 1992

anyone want to me up to play some shuttlecock

>>216583523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2ZgOIoFZSc

>>216583513
>>216583520
mutton dressed as lamb retirement home escapee unc ass niggas

>>216583534
>unc ass niggas
You are not black. Post hand.

I was born in Carlisle, but I was made in the Royal Navy.

hi

>>216583537
>You are not black
correct. problem NIGGER?

>>216583442
i'm a dafty
thought it'd be cold out since it's november
my other coats are too light anyway

so glad I never had kids. imagine wanting your kids to grow up around niggers, kikes, jeets and all the other beastfolk of the subhuman rainbow

get them watered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9r5hx47kxM

Phenomenal song.

Zoomers don't know what it felt like to witness the revival of Mario in 2017.

>>216583543
should be illegal to have military adverts

>>216583574
I don't want to

>>216583544
...hi x

>>216583578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNXTxZVZ4UQ

Just lead the way~...

>>216583570
good afternoon racismlad

>>216583578
bent cunt

>>216583403
umm doesnt warrant anyfing imo

like latter two fair nuff

but like just exaggerated

bit sus

>>216583620
good afternoon to you to ol chap

>>216583420
cor get her sauced, shagged and wankered mate

>>216583420
also only good fing she was in was that pavement video

noticed that heathermong has mostly dropped the cuck stuff now

>>216583667
you have to see a therapist mate

some beetles are cool but others bore me

>>216583654
want to spaff in her twat and make her preggers thoughever

reckon the "ooo friend" and similar frm.inbetweeners was knicked from ricky gervais show

>>216583675
grow up mate

>>216583675
yea owuld love to glaze her tits arse and face

just porpa dribble allover her eyebrows

>>216583673
therapists cause more problems than they cure *sips*

>>216583696
would utterly degradate princess peaches arse

filthy slut

going on tor browser

>>216583689
what's your problem mate? you a bit fucked in the head or something?
you're fucked mate, nah you're fucked

>>216583733
paedo alert

>>216583734
you just need to sort it out. you type like an indian scammer trying his best to fit in in a brit thread after watching ESL training videos on youtube

cooorrrr spaff would get er preggars am i right fellas

>>216583667
no he hasn't you mong

Had to drop a quick TRVKE on the plebbit trannies

>>216583674
I like rhinoceros bettle because that's who heracross is based off of, and that's based

>>216583764
maybe my mind has just filtered it

ur banned bud

>>216582958 (OP)
Kek

why the fuck do yank freaks call chicken legs "wings"?

>>216583765
king shit! the beastfolk need to know what they are, beasts!

>>216583765
i've got loads of karma from years of just being "normal"
i could tank 44 downvotes like it was nothing
feels good
i don't go on reddit though

>>216583784
We don't. We call chicken legs legs or drumsticks, we call wings wings.

>>216583755
i've been posting here almost daily for over 10 years matey

>>216583802
And that doesnt make you an indian how?

>>216583784
wings aren't legs you maniac
you've got your wings
you've got your drumsticks
drumsticks are legs
wings are wings

>>216583801
then how come i keep seeing them refer to what are obviously drumsticks as "wings"? they do this on hot ones btw if you need an example

>>216583814
if what you say is true i'm on your side
IF what you say is true

all propositions are true

>>216583814
Give one example of someone doing this.

who eats actual chicken wings anyway? there's no meat on them, they're shit

>>216583850
shut the fuck up you boring runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQSuXCVn1Xk

seasideMARK WRECK IT Cerne Abbas brewery amazing real ales de lads

>>216583847
i literally just did you stupid illiterate yankoid tosspot

>>216583863
tosspot? you really need to stop getting your english lessons from 90s sitcoms ranjesh

>>216583213
she is not pretty but her bosom are effective
women can easily achieve fame and fortune simply by having large boobs

I wish I could've been born 20 years earlier.

1976 would've been an immense year to be born. Grow up in the 1980s, playing NES games. Come of age in the early '90s, listening to alt-rock and taking my first steps on the internet.

I am a lost child of the late 20th century, I firmly believe that. I didn't deserve to be born in 1996, I deserve to have been born in 1976.

>>216583863
I'm waiting for an example. If you don't have one then fuck off.

>>216583874
i'm not a smelly curry muncher lad, i hate their sort with a passion

>>216583213
Yeah nah this gal looks fine as hell here

>>216583850
it's not about the meat
it's the spicy crispy stuff

why dont you come with me little girl, on a magic carpet ride

>>216583213
sweeners has objectively superior genes and will bear my future children
you will show her respect

>>216583888
so it's true, it really is impossible to win an argument against an idiot

>>216583896
There are a whole heap load of women who are significantly more attractive than she is.

I knew girls in sixth form in south London who were more beautiful than she was/is.

Shut the fuck up, nerd
She is an easy 8

>technology advances to the point that each president of the usa will have their every word recorded and studied for generations
>donald trump
>joe biden
>donald trump
you've got to laugh

>>216583918
ever root any of them?

>>216583932
Don't take Tylenol

USA is the hottest country right now

>>216583932
imagine how dumb the ones before were

>>216583936
Nope. I'm too self-conscious and anxious to have ever done that.

Just a matter of time until we start bombing the drug dens in the UK
Peace through strength de lads

>>216583946
george h w bush was head of the cia before he was president
33rd degree mason
i reckon he was the last one with any real power

>>216583946
probably less so

currently watching my first ever nick fuentes livestream
not sure what to make of it to be honest

pain au chocolat down the gulliver

>>216583999
is this for politicians or general public

>>216584006
Nice, you should check out Charlie Kirk's old stuff too while you're at it

should probably include the link too ey

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2014/10/have-presidential-speeches-gotten-less-sophisticated-over-time/381410/
>3. Even if you think that democratization and simple language aren't always good, there is no chance you want presidential candidates talking like George Washington.
>Here is the beginning of President Washington's first inaugural address[..]
>Among the vicissitudes incident to life, no event could have filled me with greater anxieties than that of which the notification was transmitted by your order, and received on the fourteenth day of the present month.

actually I would quite like this

Can't decide whether to seize the day or just rot in my smelly flat like normal

>>216584006
Remember that Nick Fuentes in August 2024 said that anti-immigration protests in England were a "psyop" to "distract attention from Palestine".

He is not your friend. He is a third-worldist who courts attention from Arabs, Muslims and Africans. The cunt honestly deserves a bullet square in his skull ASAP.

>>216584023
why
>>216584027
seems a bit harsh

>>216584027
maybe the anti-immigrant protests were both legit and psyop
anything tommy robinson gets involved in is suspect

>>216584032
Charlie ran so Nick could walk as they say in London, de lad

woke up with a delightful sound of frantic barking right outside my window

still mental how a 100 year old WWII veteran practically said fighting the nazis wasn't worth the result on national telly and kate garrway had to awkwardly humour him lmao

>>216584063
>charlie running
>nick walking
but doesn't imply nick is inferior? i thought he was the better one

charlie was not truly based.
in the end, even he leaned left.

>>216584073
he complained about a lack of freedom
but if the nazis had won there would have been zero freedom

>>216584076
Nick is the basically neo-nazi that's too uh, ahead of the times I suppose one might say for the population

He has a good birthday at least, same as mine

>>216584073
it wasn't
imagine risking your life and watching your mates die just to see what the western world eventually turned into

>>216583900
corr love a bit of steplenwofl

>>216584049
>maybe the anti-immigrant protests were both legit and psyop
Psyop for what purpose?

In August 2024 Fuentes' argument was literally that English people should not protest against mass immigration or mass-murder of English children by immigrants, because doing so would distract attention from the Palestinian cause.

He doesn't care about English people or about Europeans in general, he cares only about Muslims.

Clairo, a lovely British rose

>>216584106
>because doing so would distract attention from the Palestinian cause
I don't think that's what he said? Wasn't he implying that it was psyop ot get attention away from criticism of Israel? I don't think his statement was focused on Palestine but rather Israel.

>>216584110
Clairo got popular in the late 2010s when I was at uni, and she has a strikingly weird resemblance to a girl who I was infatuated with when I was in my latter years of uni (2017-2019)

I always had a thing for her because of that

Don't think Nick Fuentes needed to say much if anything for there to be a rise in antisemitism in the UK. Only like 60000 dead isn't too bad though

>>216584142
I just liked her because of her birthday tbqh
Alright music but she kinda died a bit idk

the old 'nazis HATED freedom they didn't even allow gay anal sex' meme

>>216584143
60x the death toll of what hamas did to israel

>>216584158
Yeah but monetarily probably a fair trade

don’t think anyone won ww2, it was all just a big waste

>>216584168
Muslim lives are worth nothing, so it really doesn't matter anyway.

might have some water

>>216584170
america and soviets literally won

>>216584158
Chat shit get banged

>>216584155
let the gays bum as long as they're not hurting anyone

>>216584170
Yeah the Nazis definitely didn't win even though they killed how many people? Only about 200 thousand jews or whatever

Thank god we had the great American-British alliance to bomb them to smithereens

>>216584170
has there ever been a war where the outcome was a net positive for at least one of the belligerents

>>216584178
and neither are doing to well now are they

>>216584186
6 million, 200 thousand, tomatoes tomatos as they say in London

glad I didn't booze I woke up early and feel great

>>216584218
I boozed and I'm still awake at 6:39

I'm feeling fucking mega. About ready to tear the world apart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2a2sywLDag

It's not even 11PM lads

>>216584206
every single war
the whole point of war is to subjugate the enemy
every war ended with the victor gaining a political advantage
and the victor is almost always the one who started it
the price of that victory is usually tiny compared to the political gain of the leaders of the winning side

>>216584170
judeo-capitalists won broh
and europe lost

>>216584206
yes, the regime gradually took over the world after wwii, and unlike the previous empire, most people deny that this one even exists

>>216584207
not really due to ww2 though
especially the soviets who would have stopped existing and been killed earlier if they lost it

Theresa May

Mental how that's probably what Clairo is going to look like in 50 years

leaving for toil in almost exactly an hour

>>216584272
>especially the soviets who would have stopped existing and been killed earlier if they lost it
The Soviets made your country into a civilised place.

Your people should be utterly fucking ashamed that you overthrew a state that operated for the benefit of the Polish people. And for what? Levi's jeans and Coca Cola?

The Polish People's Republic deserved better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c9IejeNxjU

Hate eating. So boring

>>216584273
thanks for the tip

>>216584310
are you mental
eating is one of the massive pleasures in life
might as well say you hate fucking

>>216584304
baffling response

>>216584304
>The Soviets made your country into a civilised place

>>216584311
She's so corr

She sat on my monkey!

Lying in bed farting uncontrollably.

These Theresa May dubplates got me like whoa

deeply unfunny thread

>>216584385
oh sorry mate i'll try to be fuinnier but in the meantime i can't wait for your contribution
i imagine it'll be hilarious, right?
well go on then

>>216584385
Just keep calm and chill out lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVRWc0FjG-s

>>216584385
come on then it's your turn to try to be funny
let's see it

>>216584385
Alright pal, give us a joke if you think you’re so funny.

She’s so pretty that I can’t imagine her sexy body producing something disgusting, be it snot, poo, farts, smegma, bad breath, BO, etc.

>>216584405
i dont usually contribute here because its populated by spambots posting the same tired gibberish (schizo rambling, bradley, rorke, 4 out of 10 gyaldem etc) this place is dead and you don't deserve my comedy.

>>216584442
where do you contribute?
i'm guessing mostly into a tissue

>>216584385
where in the /brit/ charter does it say that /brit/ has to be funny?

>>216584442
Haha good one lad

that really set him off didnt it. Calling him unfunny

>>216584465
bet that sounded really funny in your head

>>216584442
this is true

was watching tv with the gfstein and this ad popped up with someone speaking ching chong language and i said "go back to asia you fucking chinaman" out loud
can't believe how brazen they've gotten that they think they can just advertise on australian television and not even speak english

25 min run today going to try getting under 7 min / km pace

Getting general overall negative vibes in this thread. Maybe we should relax and go back to posting about poo.

>>216584499
begone your racism is not welcome here racismlad

might go to the little cafe that's run by a milf and pretend she's my wife making me breakfast

>>216584499
Your racism is welcomed here

>>216584505
i only poopost when i want to kill myself

>>216584502
Imagine the fucking smell.

>>216584499
what does Sheila think about the chinese

Niva trust a sheila

>>216584481
artax! noooo!

gm

>>216584499
did the man in the telly listen to you?

armpits pass the smell check, shan't be showering today

>>216584528
she's indonesian so she hates em too

>>216584483
it was funnier than anything you've ever posted, which is fuck all except for your entitled whining that we're not entertaining you enough
as if these threads only exist to amuse you
i am sick to the back teeth of cunts like you, in here, bringing nothing but cunty little complaints as if you're the lord of /brit/ and we should all try harder to make you laugh
fuck off you absolute wank

>>216584558
You reek of shit. Get in that shower, Connor. It’s where you belong.

mad how there are several countries in europe that don't have their own languages so instead they have like 5 different official languages, and none of them are english. contrarian prats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7z4VxKdd0

Where are the funny posts

>>216584563
Why are you dating a brown? How exactly do you deal with the repugnant smell?

>>216584558
what about the bollocks and arse though

>>216584592
Why are you being racist? I assumed you'd be used to this given you live in the United Kingdom?

The boobs of are Rubes

>>216584592
she's not brown, more like beige

>>216584604
What dastardly spells is she recommending for her followers this time

>>216584563
never ask a white supremacist what race his gf is

>>216584606
What does she smell like? Bad, right?

>>216584584
speaking of switzerland, how come they got to be neutral in the war?
i bet france would've loved to be neutral instead of having battallions of germans blitzkrieging them

>>216584623
she's half white, her dad was one of those noncey sex tourists i imagine, so basically she smells normal with a hint of mi goreng

Ktim

>>216584499
>>216584502
funny posts

>>216584594
that would require an independent adjudicator to judge but alas I do not have one

>>216584651
Not a fan of this AI slop, deeply unfunny

black pussy changed rorke

>>216584654
that's what hr is for

>>216584638

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPniNVV3fP4

>>216582954
>>216582954
>>216582954

When I was staying at this Scottish tranny’s house he used to eat hot dogs straight out the packet and smoked salmon
Weird weird bloke. Gook blowjob though

>>216584689
Nah yeh

HOW DO THE JELLYFISH MOVE IF THEY HAVE NO NERVOUS SYSTEM?

>>216584692
Why were you staying at a Scottish tranny’s house?

>>216584689
you're pathetic

>>216584661
Hot

>>216584740
Based