>>216583213
sweeners has objectively superior genes and will bear my future children
you will show her respect

>>215733240
>living with my grandparents at that time
>my 16 year old cousin and her friend come visit
>her and her friend are 10s, slim great ass and tits
>cousin and grandparents go do some shopping
>stay home with cousin's friend and watxh TV, specifically the Simpsons X file episode
>me and her on the bed next to each other
>laughing our assds off
>then just when the episode ends she turns to me stares at me for a moment and asks "have you ever seen tits before?" While she pass her hands between her cleavage
>my autistic mind can not handle the situation and I say "yes, when I was little my mom's boobs when she was giving me milk"
>completely killed her mood I could tell, she just chuckles and goes downstairs until my gramps and cousin returns

God, I'm so fucking stupid, I'm pretty sure I fumbled one opportunity with my cousin as well a while after.

>>216417943
>go to england
>it's all polish people

>random cougarnigger killed my pet squirrel

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>507628169
>ron was a jew all along

its fucking over, which other childhood characters are jewish that i didnt know about? was spongebob jewish too?