Thread 216598275

one of those days edition

fancy some sweeties

might as well go to bed

>>216598344
screaming

I feel hollow inside

would honestly pay £50 to find out the age distribution in this thread
starting to feel very old on 4chan, used to be a site for people my age now it's all zoomers

>>216598344
'

get the sodding 'tex posted

oh shut up you fucking bozo

>>216598421
i'm 22, okay where's that fifty quid you promised me?

have tried a few japanese whiskeys but they're not worth it at all you pay for the novelty you can get a much better scotch for the same price

sir mesut ozil

>>216598421
I'm 34 years young

>>216598421
29, me

>>216598483
wouldn't mind having sexual intercourse with her

>>216598421
i can tell you for £51

>>216598483
corr

>>216598275 (OP)
take me out tonight

>>216598483
this actually really? didnt realise this bint was a eprostitute

>>216598483
Well isn't that nice

>>216598483
reminds me of an image of my ex

>>216598483
reminds me of that if you're homeless just buy a house girl

>>216598495
me too haha x
I’d probably spunk after 30 seconds x

>>216598508
*points my rifle's laser sight on you*
as you wish

>>216598483
zamn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHfasfkX8MM
tuneage

mental how every single year from the 1st of November it suddenly gets grim and depressing

life is soulless enough with all the toil and monotony but this is absolutely dire.

who was that?

farting up a storm
could probably generate power if you stuck a tube in my bum

I will never have a wife and kids
I won't even have any mates

>>216598421
I'm 28 and look 15 facially and 50 below the neck

any stabbings today
no?
sit down rorke

>>216598562
Jenny from the block

>>216598579
HAHAHA same
mad how you get literally one life and this is ours

>>216598562
Dee Dee fae Yoker

right, wanking time

>>216598544
It will be like this until April at the earliest, but likely May

*gets spinned round to 15G*
*shags you*

>>216598483
nice bit of kit that

>>216598599
gooned two days in a row so i'm on a break

mad how im actually completely insane and will never have anything that resembles a normal existence

any buxom japanese women in this thread?
looking for a buxom japanese woman to marry and have children with

big fan of british culture me

is this meant to be a before and after? she looks the same

>>216598639
ktim

>>216598655
looks worse on the right

>>216598655
women almost posting these before and after pictures and only other women can seem to tell the difference

>>216598653
yeah mate you cant go a step in /brit/ without tripping over a buxom japanese woman
frankly its very irritating

downloading youtube videos x

ugly overfilled pig lips
they never learn

>>216598655
women are mentally-ill

>>216598707
you can't watch a youtube video without "downloading" it. your browser downloads it into a folder or cache when you watch it on the website.

>>216598707
which ones lad x

2 burgers down the gullet 2 more to go

>>216598655
looks like filler, her jaw looks more round on the right side, she looks more feminine

the result is probably a lot better in person than just a still photo

>>216598699
This one's easy though
Her curls are brushed out, looks better and more natural
He cheats on a girl whose curls are not brushed out, looks like shit and is unfinished

>>216598763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKTXq2VQ09s

>>216598742
yeah?

>>216598763
asmr x

>>216598713
holy banger

rorke turning a blind eye

mental really

>>216598789
pscr

>>216598783
there is nothing wrong with this though.

Always found it weird that Daniel Craig became a sex symbol o algo when he look like your average geeze you'd find down the pub.

>>216598798
how can this not be wrong

fucking hell my dad is older than daniel craig thats mental

don't know what to have for dindins, fish and chips maybe

having spaghetti o algo for tea

>>216598840
muslims dont belong in the west

rice n pea

if i passed away would you even care

I watched my father die and felt nothing

>>216598783
it's how it should be

>>216598808
he looks like a pole

>>216598895
>>216598896
cheer up lads :)

quite fond of a belly with a bit of squidge
not that I hate toned, mind you, just love some squidge
perhaps even podge if she carries it well
chub is a no go though

At the pub lads

keep on mispelling cåptchas reckon im having strøke

>>216598919
ok

Based Becky making a nutritious meal without a mountain of salt, sugar, sneed oils, and other goblins.

I love white girls so much it's unreal.

>>216598932
madri with the ladris

got ashes to ashes on
they dont make telly like this anymore

Lovely brisk 7c

>>216598919
>chub is a no go though
pathetic

daniel creg

>>216598968
an african man made this post.

>>216598911
>cheer up lads :)
Tried for twenty years. Nearly thirty and I can count my happy memories on one hand, and all of them are polluted by the unhappy memories that follow

wonder if alan spoke with justin lee collins after his win

>>216598997
i thought her baby died

black men invented everything

>>216598997
big boobies

watching lazytown w the gfberg

>>216599037
Anything after season 2 isn't good

haven't started on that wank yet

>>216598919
patrician taste

>>216598946
>cherry picked images
>comparing an unfinished meal (no gravy) with finished meals
>still fail to make white people look bad

>>216599069
Scream

if you smoke, drink, or are a fat fuck you should be charged for the NHS
doubly so if you're foreign
there i fixed dey nhs shiiiee!!!

>>216599072
its a stupid meme you boring mong fuck off who cares

reckon 80% of /brit/ is virgins

>>216599072
Rorke stamping up and down over that one kek

I looooove 10x pulls daily

>>216599090
hard to get a shag innit

Will never know what it feels like to have a real mother, and I hate her for it.

>>216598946
going every house one by one coz im a greedy fat cunt haha

>>216599090
29 years on earth, not a fucking shag

what's even in the shard

>>216599090
incels made this shit up btw
in reality its nowhere near as high

>>216598946
based becky bet she'd give you a knife and fork as well and not make you eat slop with your hands like an animal

>>216599087
sorry bud the pharma bros already made ozempic and all fatties can now get their fat fingers on this for almost nothing

>>216599090
gay porn it is

>>216598994
>doing a self hypnosis thing to make me happier
>"think of a really happy memory..."
>literally unable to think of one besides christmas as a 4 year old the year before my dad died and my life became a waking nightmare
Thanks self hypnosis

might watch that new frankenstein film

like hi!

made a fucking fool of myself at the toil do yesterday

>>216599169
UM x

I’m convinced people who quote 20-30 a week on a food shop are those who are content with chicken dippers and curly fries for dinner

been to the shop and picked up some alcoholic cider beers

>>216599127
i wanted a shag, but i compromised
i gooned off in front of the the computa

>his dad paid him to shower
100% chance he posted here

>>216599090
>half of men haven't had sex until 30
your IQ is literally under 10 if you believe this

>>216598639
>>216598679
Good to know we’re not alone

>>216599169
thats what her natural beauty was like but with how pretty she was not the bimbo stuff whatever

>anon hates his dad
>anon hates his mum
any other loving both my parents man in?

>>216599158
it’s ma cob

>>216599193
says the cunt who misread the graph

>>216599199
trying my best x

I've never had sex but I'm only 32 so there's still time for me haha plenty of time yeah I'm just a kid really

still dont not know dont know what ktim means

>>216599240
ktim idk what it means either

>>216599240
do you require assistance?

>>216599240
ktim

>>216599240
FONC

>>216599215
*under 30
same thing retard, it's a load of bollocks
get out of 4chan and you'll see almost everyone is shaggin

>>216599223
Just a kid. Me, I'm an old man.

>>216599221
Dunno bout you but I can hardly get myself to do anything

still yet to hear a decent zoomer band

>>216599205
Me :)

>>216599223
32, just a kid!

American femoids are such fucking conSOOMers

>>216599259
>get out of 4chan and you'll see almost everyone is shaggin
bizarre comment

it's impossible to not eventually have sex if you're going out doing things the only virgins at 30 are people who aren't leaving their smelly bedrooms

>>216599240
It means "kek this is me".

the world made me crazy

>>216599271
What do you count as a zoomer band?
I quite like Sleep Token's earlier EPs

>DNA pioneer James Watson dies at 97
97. He was a fucking kid.

>>216599259
this post taste like big mac sauce on lettuce

>get out of 4chan
its not a building you mong

35, haven't had sex since I was 17

>>216599308
incels struggle to understand that if you are around women eventually you will have sex, but if you stay home all day there is literaly zero opportunity for you to engage

>>216599159
Rough lad, iktf. Don't have a single happy memory relating to my family, all of mine came from romantic relationships.

>>216599314
me every time I walk past the mirror

>>216599308
>it's impossible to not eventually have sex if you're going out doing things
if only my job and the pandemic hadnt prevented me from doing this for years

>>216599337
One of Rorkes heros

>>216599338
>>216599339
lmao rattled virgins
have sex losers

>>216599308
My bedroom smells fresh, flowery and powdery.

i hope on grindr and find someone to put my uncut penis under 10 minutes
being painfully average and lean helps
also have a big willy! :D

>>216599169
his art is hard to wank to when it's so extreme and grotesque

back from my trip to the retail centre. I walked about and looked in some clothes and shoe shops. Then I went to IKEA and got their 12 meatball meal and a slice of carrot cake which I ate alone in the canteen, then walked around the showroom purchasing nothing then got in my car and drove back home via the supermarket where I picked up some drink for this evening.

>>216599205
No. My parents deserve to burn in hell for birthing me.

honestly think No Porn and No Fap is working lads
my dick feels a lot more sensitive
I am hopeful I'll be able to fix my issues, and while it may take a few goes with escorts, fix my issues

>>216599088
>>216599110
lol you lot really do need the exotic food argument to support multiculturalism nowadays don't you

>>216599359
>hop
FUCK

>>216599382
Holy blog batman

timmy and pangpang

>>216599382
How many of them were there?

lids?

>>216599395
Rat
Tled

>>216599404
They are both happier than you or I. Has a woman ever smiled like that, to be photographed alongside you? I doubt it

>>216599382
good lad. better than being stuck at home bored, lonely and depressed

>>216599409
Not as many as a hot summer's day in the town that's for sure.

also for legal reasons I don't know what you're talking about and you don't know what I'm talking about either

>>216599335
rocket

working on improving my life by losing some weight
Done 14kg since May, quite proud of that but I know I could've dropped more in a shorter period of time had I been stricter with myself
Got an eating problem, you see. Just love to stuff my vile mouth

>>216599382
Nice. Went out for a walk and a coffee earlier and just people watched for a bit.

mumberg regaling me with tales of facebook comments arguments

>>216599382
at least you went out somewhere :)

>>216599442
truth nuclear bomb

>>216599314
thx frog poster ;3

>>216599389
Your central nervous system is your issue. You're not stable.

>>216599470
kill yourself

>>216599404
They look very happy and friendly. I reckon they'd make excellent neighbours.

>>216599466
>Just love to stuff my vile mouth
ktim, one of the only things I enjoy

>>216599444
It was alright but not great. I'll need to have a think where else I can go for my next outing.

>>216599382
sounds like a fun day out

>>216599470
sc

>>216599470
looks lovely lad

>>216599even decaf tea and coffee completely screws up my sleeping routine and leaves fatigued and sleeping in patches and constantly waking up
even caffeine free rooibos tea

Corrrr

>>216599404
good for them
wish i could smile like that
nothing to smile about in my life

>>216599437
???

>>216599530
>induction toaster

technology gone too far

>>216599470
You've already posted this same image 5 times today your evil freak

>>216599519
They're not even his legs, they're mine. Here is the boot I am wearing in the original shot with a timestamp as proof. The lad reposts the photo pretending it's him because it tends to get a lot of (You)s. Usually I just leave him to it but it's important to put him in his place from time to time.

Why don't women date more interracially in the UK?

someone crop him out of there then

>talk to lots of girls to cope
>get cheated on, given genital warts, have horrible breakups
>do drugs to cope
>neglect my health, start hearing voices
>eat food to cope
>get fat, stretch marks, horrific abdominal pain
>quit all copes and just lay in bed all day pretending to be dead

so, this is rorke

>>216599565
Fucking shrieking

>>216599530
whisker

>>216599583
shriek

>>216599473
Be nice to your mum. One day she'll be gone and you'll wish you still had the chance to make her happy

>>216599530
Corrr. Burnt Meat for 2.

>>216599565
scrambling

in love lads

my brother is a completely retarded leftist but thinks he's a genius

her minge is absolutely spick and span, you just know it

Grow up
Gain a clue
Buy a house

>>216599634
ah right. with whom?

>>216599583
pscr

horse

>>216599389
Ok keep us updated

>>216599610
Didn't happen to me. Hate my late parents more and more with each passing day. The wiser and more experienced I become, the more aware I become of their failures and sickness

>>216599667
no toby

a tremendous thirst

>>216599638
you just know it grips

>>216599638
190

>>216599648
>Buy a house
'no'
can't afford it, not paying a mortgage, got no one to leave it to, fuck you

>>216599583
roar

>>216599678
horse

>>216599638
hard to argue with

mans in the champions league out here
you man are near relegation

>>216599404
LOL

just had make up sex
that is to say, I'm making this up!
Looool

family member did suicide attention gimmick again

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces

>>216599583
reminds me of finlad

>>216599735
that's bloody funny, that is
i think we've found the joker of the pack here haha

>>216599735
KEK

>>216599638
190 on the ropes

>>216599747
I remember my father attempted suicide and failed, I got put into foster care and on his birthday I got him the Bumper Book of Bunny Suicides

>>216599747
One up them I reckon with some actual suicide and we'll get that aussie to with you back with the dragonballs

once i pay off my mortgage im going to release all the equity since i have nobpdy to leave it to and go on loads of holidays

>>216599752
howling remembering when he posted this
he used to ban people from his discord for posting it

>>216599565
awful shoes
fake bonded petroleum leather and all who buy it should be destroyed

>>216599712
Looking peng here

Get your own gimmick. You don't even put any effort into the file name. Also don't use it multiple times a day.

tried to get into golf but can't hit the damn ball

Cuckle brothers melty incoming

ziedbelg with /sp/ and /int/ both open, posting his cuck fetish in both threads
but why?

>>216599816
how? id like to start but i have no mates

>>216599816
rorke at the VW showroom

>>216599823
he heard about the peruvian posts

>>216599673
My mum wasn't perfect either, she battered fuck out of me and made me babysit my little brother on the streets of our council estate all day most days of my traumatic childhood. Completely fucked up my life. Still, she was a human, and she tried. I doubt I could've done better but then, as I say, I'm completely fucked up.

reminder to report the BE flags posts (and his posts on his normal UK flag)

>>216599838
you can go to the driving range and just hit balls

>>216599623
This watch dogs?

>>216599823
Mossad money innit

Jeetus the slack-jawed Ghopal

>>216599876
will they lend you clubs

went to the driving range with my mates once but I knew I would be too uncoordinated to hit a ball and they'd laugh at me so I just sat quietly by the side while my mates took turns hitting balls

>>216599712
is that candace or the nurse

come back aish

kill n'wah kids

>>216599865
Can't report them if I've got them filtered can I

>>216599807
yeah he had one so he could harass people with calls
he posted about it loads

>>216599914
i'm gonna be hitting my balls tonight i reckon

>>216599924
unhide stubs

>>216599920
Aisha, English lass. Predates Candice by many years.

>>216599942
No thanks I'd prefer to just forget he exists

On the Asahi

I'm a lot better at battlefield 6 now

it's borderline not safe for work, that

>>216599983
stop replying to me

where’s gorpheus?

>>216599986
On the Barefoot Pinot Grigio myself, followed by the four pints of Stella Artois

+1 SR seeking the pearl
+1 SR tachyon (MLB)
+1 SR zenno rob roy
+1 SSR rice shower (useless)

>>216600007
Or what?

>>216600027
Patriot

>>216599953
i checked the archive and the word Candice only comes up a few times in threads that she's not in whatsoever, was she even a real poster

>>216599986
on the ciders me, the ol' 'cide

4% bottle the gullet, now onto the 7.4%

>>216599981
cock mogs me

>>216599986
Would you be interested in hearing about the name origin of the brand of beer you are sucking?

>>216600069
Sure x

keeley hawes sex arse

>>216600037
I am a patriot? Or you are drinking something named Patriot? Elaborate please good sir perchance

>>216600031
I got a bunch of academy R cards

Time to do my dental and skin care regime, despite the fact I will never again be kissed or caressed lovingly.

>>216600083
Fuck up niggapops

>>216600034
Hitler probably lived out his days i Argentina or Chile. The remains that the Russians claimed was Hitler were tested and found to be those of a woman. I'm not a fan of Hitler, just saying, there are better arguments against his policies than the fact he killed himself.

>>216600093

rorkebrushing his teeth and washing his hands

3* winning ticket c:

you'd think she won an award for bodybuilding or something but no

>>216600106
There are pretty good reports that he left Argentina almost immediately on U-boat then met up with Maria Orsic of the Vril Society in Neu-Schwabenland and they flew a Haunebu Mark III to Aldebaran

>>216600077
It means morning sun, they settled on this name because their hope was to brew beers that were as refreshing as the morning sun

>>216600093
here let me help you *cums on your face*

Mad how Jewish people have a whole international hivemind to lie and genocide the white man

>>216600162
cute x

MLB silence sauka :3

Had a good day out with my sister today
I did not shag her up the arse

new
>>216600195
>>216600195
>>216600195

>>216600188
ever thought about it?

*Presses a box cutter against own throat*
CALL ME RORKE, ONE. MORE. TIME.

>>216600205
I have

>>216600205
No
I'm just preempting any mention from another lad on the birt about her being shagged up the arse

>>216600183
think this was written by an llm