Thread 216601929

Dead Royal Sex Arse edition

>>216601929 (OP)
She looks czech

>>216601929 (OP)
how much to have her mangled in a car crash while pregnant

>>216602458
Two British Sterling Pounds

doesn't even look like her

>>216602599
I saw Diana last year. She looks exactly the same

We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLE SO ANGRY AT BLACKS?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

1) We got awesome resistance against the sun. Enjoy being burned.
2) We are more fit, we can outrun any white male anytime. even CHUCK NORIS?!?
3) We got bigger dicks.
4) Girls dig us better.
5) We have very wide social circles. White people have forgot how to live in society.
6) We got rhythm. We can dance, rap, sing, make music, you name it!
7) A black chick wouldn't date a white boy. On the other hand, white girls would drop their white boyfriend anytime for a black guy if given the chance.
8) We're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 200 years ago, but nowadays being white sucks whereas being black is cool as hell.
9) We got a sense of what family is about.
10) We get MANY children so that our genes will last long on this motherfucking earth, not like your average pathetic two children.
11) If you don't die a virgin, and happen to get a daughter...chances are she'll be sucking and swallowing black dicks :)
I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now.

Enjoy being white, sucker :)

bulls in blue are playing

I'm inept, deficient and peculiar.

got the cans, got the soft machine on

shall be posting here

We're all posting in here

are we posting here?

>>216604520
We are, yes

this is the one

wasted my saturday award

sucking on some rum right now

>>216601929 (OP)
Need her rubbing her arsehole on the camera lens

so this is rorke

so this is the thread

love latina porn because they say shit like aye papi and gostosa

got cant pay they'll take it away on
episode of nightmare tenants slum landlords for after

dont think its right to wank over videos of other men having sex
feel like it fucks you up somehow, or has a significant chance to at least

thinking of starting a business

Play. A. Record.

Swear I see people looking at me out the corner of my eye when I'm out for a walk. Can never catch them doing it though. Need to get a camera for proof

>>216606299
corrrr

the bulls in blue handing out violence

green

>>216604723
cockmogs me

might make pasta for dinner x

So this is England.

business idea: start a business

does rorke play paradox games?

It wasn't looking good for drunktoil but just remembered I have 4 peroni my mum gave me several months ago under the sink. Going to drink 2 back to back right now.

i think i might be latina

>>216606334
i often feel this way but i think its just anxiety because im pretty sure im not schizophrenic

Rihanna at 16 with producer Evan Rogers, who she was living with in his apartment with his wife when she first moved to America

just did a surprisingly smelly fart

>>216606410
leave it on outer int instead

>>216606421
does it usually smells like roses for you too?

>>216606412
she's a billionaire but she'd give it all back in a heartbeat if it meant not being nonced in that gaff

>>216606334
it's just social anxiety, I got used to it

>>216606402
I reported you by accident lol delete this post quiche :ccc

marina

>>216606447
bad pony!

>>216606454
greek hag spent her royalties lasering that hair off

might kick off

>>216606379
bet her protein farts stink something awful

>>216606479
Stella lad?

>>216606470
scrom

me rn x

whyisgoldship 1st in sprint
by like 5L
fucking gold ship

ktim

>>216606501
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>216606379
love are marina

descending into the depths unknown with a company of misfits in search of unspeakable treasure but only finding despair

>>216606501
Um!! xx

>>216606520
looool

>>216603195
I've had sex with one black girl and she STANK. she was a bit hippyish but it didn't feel like a hygiene thing then a few years later I kissed another black girl and she stank as well so didn't try and go further. don't find them attractive generally either so there's definitely a reason certain races are found more attractive

I'm just over here doing my thing

we will dance again

>>216606546
corr

>>216606530
only thing for it is descending further

>>216606520
mousey the early days

>>216606498
photo from 2008
look at that hair

>>216606546
Surely you would have noticed the smell before getting to sex

how much does 3* spark wit inspiration give

i have so much love to give
but no one to give it to
its not fair

>>216603195
>>216606546
heathermong melty

>>216606607
0*sex
0*friends

is heathermong a virgin?

>>216606619
both posts hidden([redacted])

>>216606631
heatherdem bashed plenty katies

Thoughts on Zohran Mamdani?

I think I'll go the shop and buy a tub of ice cream and then eat all the ice cream

>>216606631
he claims to be a shagger but he's obviously a disabled mentally ill virgin freakazoid

>>216606334
everyone stares at me when im on a walk
dont have any proof but i know its true
i just look at the ground because i cant stand their eyes focussed on me

>>216606578
corrr old school slag photo

Never tried cornbread

>>216606653
zohran "hairy hypocrite" mamdani

>>216606618
I combat this by treating female colleagues like pseudo gfs

>>216606653
based

>>216606682
same
or biscuits and gravy
or meatloaf
or jerky

is there a way to get more sparks for sprint other than guests? I only have mile

>>216606660
what a life

>>216606631
he did loads of shagging when he was younger but stopped so he can protect people from modern whores and psychiatrists

>>216606642
coorrrrrr

Youth is incredibly boring for its vigour. What is restricted by inbuilt credit of pocket allowance is also either restricted by law. (And the boomerz tell you to enjoy your youth while they put up "safeguards" treating you like a forever baby.) Most of the time and focus is spent preparing for the just as mediocre adulthood that will replace the before. There is no adventures to be made worth writing in novels, no plot twists in life throwing you into the action or high life, and no core memories that isn't locked to the benign but wholesome.

Banned from /r/HENRYUK for sharing my Incelleous perspective on things.

going to bed
whats the point

>>216606712
you grind sprinters and hope you get sprint sparks

timmy's crush

There is are no limits to what you can achieve.

Es bleiben im Raum...

Socialist governments traditionally do make a financial mess. They always run out of other people's money.

>>216606767
...ok?

>>216606744
suspect youre not a henry anyway

>>216606767
do you get jealous because you're 3pm katie and way prettier?

>>216606709
Meatloaf is nice. I used to get it from Morrisons fresh. I think they stopped doing it though. Jerky is alri, I take it with me when I'm fishing. Nice little protein boost

>>216606744
they're a bunch of losers anyway, all the uk finance reddits are cringe

mum and her partner

have no crisps
could shuffle over to tesco drunk and risk getting banned (again) or could get abdul on his little bike to deliver me some

>>216606752
sometimes it be like that

>>216606709
I had biscuits and gravy when I went to yankland, it wasn't very nice
meatloaf looks like the type of thing impoverished people would eat in the 30s because they had no other choice
jerky can be found literally anywhere in the UK but the quality varies drastically

Rorke busting out the chocolate

>>216606801
sick of seeing this harlot everywhere

over £100k in the bank - still live in my smelly childhood incelroom! ha!

just watched this film
quite enjoyable

Although sometimes life may stink, at least we can always smell good.

>>216606791
dyel freak

>>216606801
mad how good she'd look getting ruined by a squad of ferocious BBC men

>>216606799
may as well get old abdul to bring you a takeaway if you're going to indulge

shall be drinking this pint in the next 10 minutes, no fucking about

crushed like a bug in the ground

post hidden

>>216606843
How did you come to that conclusion?

>>216606379
given up on drinking
can't be arsed anymore
haven't drank anything in months

>>216606855
>>216606857
grim

>>216606833
Katheeeeem lol

>>216606837
love this film it's one of my go-to comfy films. amazing scenes when it's raining

>>216606873
Based

giwtwm

>>>/gif/29752295
>>>/gif/29752295

>>216606801
god bless this woman, her rack alone has the power to defeat wokeness

>>216606767
This is the Phoenician princess phenotype that whole continents were being named after.

>>216606833
got a mere 2k in savings yet rent a flat by meself

>>216606891
thats a hideous syrian rodent

>>216606892
got a stiffy watching this
it my fetish

>>216606888
obviously fake tits
get in the bin

>>216606888
theres some rum folk about

>>216606912
And she still will never fuck you.

ziedbelg going after zohara lmao\

>gif
Surprised that shithole hasn't been nuked yet.

>>216606931
Rabbit.

>>216606888
Why is this so hot?
I'm zoning out edging to their cute caged clitties and I don't know why.

>>216606892
if I was in this situation I would probably get a semi and also go bright red and visibly uncomfortable

>>216606920
yeah it's dead good

where's the hijab msr maddani?

>>216606945
keep it to yourself yeah

Phone posting cause I’m in bed so I don’t have any flags. Suppose I’ll know by who posts what still though

thinking how mental the government shutdown in america is, imagine that happened here - all benefits stopping, public sector not getting paid, would be mental

>>216606976
nobody asked

>>216606968
god her attempt at looking sexy just makes her look even more repulsive

Had to get a refund on my TheReportOfTheWeek sex arse because I couldn't fit my willy into it

>>216606833
KTILM

>>216606981
that's not what's happening

>>216606981
no christmas bonus mam cancel the lambrini

might have sex with a woman later tonight (I am a shagger)

>>216606995
he went to jail btw

>>216606995
what was the context of this i remember seeing it a long time ago

>>216606995
he relaxed

mhmm

>>216606968
She's fit as

>>216606430
timmy's pov. imagine the noise and smell
>>216606470
lol this bitch lasered to death
>>216606767
oh my days, timmy tinkin bout her coarse black back hairs all day wishing to stroke them
>>216606912
fax. lil zohran dropped 20k on laser treatments for her rodent skin

My individual testes are larger than my flaccid penis - mad that ain't it

why do they both get so catty about women's looks?
wanking to caged cocks is less bent than them

>>216606987
Good thing I don’t need the approval of a smelly little incel freak

bizarre how i get banned for posting the hard R in /brit/ but plenty of blatant racebait threads on outer /int/ go unscathed

>>216607037
rattled

>>216606968
looks like shit to me this is all a giant farce

>>216606968
she's so hot might need to go woke in 2026

Weird how heatherpaedo basically begs for attention from ziedbelg and he barely even acknowledges his existence

>>216607029
Mental how much you crave Ziedys approval, you're worse than him. His winged monkey. At least he is somewhat original - your life is meaningless

>>216601929 (OP)
If only we could stop ourselves from throwing money at whores.

>>216607034
just sling yer bollocks up her

just tried searching for "young blood" by "naked and famous" but searched for "young naked" fucks sake am not a nonce gchq

>>216606920
>>216606966
Not allowed these days. Gone woke

>>216607064
>>216607065
LOL tru

business plan: read anime

>>216607052
we hold ourselves to a higher standard here mate

overheard the toilfu saying a phrase verbatim that I had said myself that morning, it's like she hangs on my every word~

>>216606995
>>216607021
12 year old boy dancing gets sucker punched by a random - thats it

>>216607084
the raped

Mamdani: after 9/11 my aunt was so scared of discrimination she couldn't wear her hijab which all Muslims are required by Islamic law to wear! She risked going to hell because of bigotry!

Mamdani's """Muslim""" wife:

timmy's crush has those g00k jungle bellpepper nostrils. timmy tinkin after all the hard work and study he finally chad oh my days

10:15am Remembrance Service on BBCone

>>216607072
if we don't simp for 'em someone else will

there's no winning

>>216607052
there is a literal actual /brit/ janny assigned to the thread. he's one of the lefty freaks that posts about trannies every day which is why tranny porn stays up but no-no words will get you shitcanned

>>216607064
>>216607065
raped that homo up the arse

>>216607075
Wish I could but they're also extremely sensitive. Took me a year to trust exberg with touching them, and she was always too rough.

>>216607079
she's rubbing on his mate
if a girl does it it's okay
this isn't reddit, double standards are based

>>216607090
yea higher standards of racebait with the belgium nonce (aka quentin)

The escort I saw had some noticeable body hair on her arms/tummy. Not huge amounts but definitely felt it running my hands over her.

Mamdani: after 9/11 my aunt was so scared of discrimination she couldn't wear her hijab which all Muslims are required by Islamic law to wear! She risked going to hell because of bigotry!

Mamdani's """Muslim""" wife in 2025:

Best Timmy can do

>>216607127
I don't think women understand that bollocks aren't an erogenous zone for men. The correct attitude towards them is to never touch them and if you absolutely have to then handle them like fragile eggs.

>>216601929 (OP)
Reminds me of that time...

>>216607092
said something on a date that was quoted verbatim here a few days after so think it's just coincidence lad

>>216607166
i had a girl suck my bollocks once and it felt pretty good

>>216607166
fucking homo, love it when my gf sucks and plays with my balls
i love to cum while gfberg lies next to me kissing me whle she plays with my balls and i wank myself off

>>216607158
Reddit has been going wild over her, calling her a baddy and his "goth mommy" - I find a lot of beaky Middle Eastern women appealing, but she is not it. Idgi

>>216607092
and she'll be hanging on the end of jamals knob tonight while he blacks her RAW and you're posting on brit

here comes rorke

going to turn the heating on as a little treat for myself

it's hilarious how heathermong is using "rodent" as an adjective

>>216607166
For me this is true - I just want them gently massaged at most
>>216607181
My balls are too big to fit in any girls mouth

>>216607190
i would ngl

what the fuck is an adjective

>>216607158
SEX

>>216607207
i wish i was a woman

>>216607211
genuinely repulsive little subhuman, hope he get's cancer or early onset dementia

>>216607173
nah this wasnt like a generic turn of phrase everyone uses like "till the cows come home" or something, it was more nuanced than that. She was clearly emulating me

over at mark felton's gaff

ive arsed it all up

remember that lad with the one enormous bollock
he wrote FOY on it. was a laugh

why are jews so sadistic, bloodthirsty, savage, and barbaric?

why are there so many people here including the cuckle brothers upset about a relatively insignificant american politician's wife
very bizarre

Hitler met his girlfriend Eva when he was 40 and she was 17

>>216607238
he already has the saddest life you can imagine, no need to wish anything worse on him

do (sprint) skills increase sprint spark chance

>>216607235
*were, hyptothetical subjunctive mood

fucking steaming as a rocket, my face and hands are numb

>>216607241
Mark Felton used to be based but now he's a cocksucker.

>>216607242
your life?

Quick update/reminder
>Doing a STEM degree
>Working at the best paying supermarket in the UK
>Doing taekwondo
>Multiple hobbies: anime, video games, languages, digital art, nature, animals
>Go out socially regularly
>Qualified mental health first aider

And people here have the nerve to mock me lmao2m0vt

>>216607253
worst thing he ever done

>>216607258
wish he would be a wretched little creep somewhere else though

>>216607226
Noun - Naming word (person, place or thing)
Verb - Doing word
Adjective - Describing word

>>216606993
>>216607190
>>216607222
better than republican equivalents her age

really musty smell of man in here all of a sudden

>>216607275
Youre also a bloke, youve got that going for you too

>>216607239
ask her to do something then lad. worst that can happen is she politely declines

How much do you feel like you’re wasting your life?

>>216607262
no it's purely random and based on the sprint aptitude (B minimum)

new creps

>>216607252
She is very pretty and doesn't adhere to their expected sartorial standards of a female person of her religious persuasion

the wank will be hard tonight, had too my too drink and got the wiskey dick

Fuck off. 0%. Grow up

>>216607308
dunno, just don't want anything

>>216606332
fucking hell steve did look really weird back then

>>216607300
>women are categorised into democrat or republican
My girlfriends have either been third position or politically neutral, like all good women should be.

>>216607308
fucked it up
too late to change
stopped worrying about it
drift along now and enjoy what I can

daniel sharton got the quality street triangle creps omds

wpuld ypu ever date a prostitute?
i mean date, not just have sex with

>>216607253
major based gigachad moment

mad how pengers this stuff is

>>216607308
It's wasted, past tense, on the order of about ~12 years at this point so I don't give a shit. I'm a horrible person as well so I deserve it.

>>216607308
good question. I enjoy what I do but I'm just existing right now. sometimes feel like I should do more but if I get to my deathbed and I've enjoyed my life will I be upset?

>>216607353
No

>>216607308
a bit
I feel like I should be 25 tops but hitting 30 next year and i definitely pissed away a lot of my 20s

>>216607363
See this stuff in my sisters bedroom fridge, no clue what it is

>>216607326
They're the heroes. The lads fresh off the boats. The lads on the illegal electric bikes weaving through traffic without a thought for anyone's safety. They make it all possible.

>>216607353
Obviously not unless she was one of those high end ones that makes 10 grand an hour. at that point morals have to give way to financial practicalities

>>216607363
>Chilli
>2 L's

>>216607378
why are you rooting through her personal fridge

>>216607393
not reading all of that shit

>>216607396
not the only thing i root through hehe

think i scared gorpheus away this morning :(

>>216607322
this will help

>>>/gif/29743764

>>216607363
Lao Gan Ma for me

>>216607378
>bedroom fridge
what

>>216607363
foreign muck

feeling really weird

I want a hug

>>216607253
What's mad is he never had a relationship before that

>>216607363
corr love this stuff can eat it with anything sometimes just spread it on toast

>>216607419
Lovely building. Asylum seeker flats?

>>216607275
male degree
male hobbies

>>216607419
shoop
brick is different

>>216607419
turn into a hotel for african male refugees

alexa play Donna Lewis - I Love You Always Forever then inject me with a fatal dose of heroin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqdWTeXWvOg

i let the love of my life leave because i was insecure despite her accepting me for what i am
now i spend my weekends alone
how do you numb your pain brit?

>>216607158
i wish she would hide her hideous face behind hijab

>>216607435
for me its frying eggberts in it

Minoxidil making my scalp itch all of a sudden, oh dear.

>>216607353
Yes, I would.
I kind of secretly hope the escort I'm seeing will fall in love with me.

>>216607308
if i didnt have a well paid job i would probably do myself in

>>216607443
prove it fatso

>>216607419
turn into adjustment centre

>>216607450
Ktim but I left her, two months before we were meant to get a place together. Couldnt let things progress any further knowing what I am, and knowing what she really deserved

Gimmick idea: (You)ing yourself

>>216607489

>>216607377
Alri fellow 1996 lad
Truly a dire year to be born

>>216607326
Shouldn't even be giving these pakis a wage let alone a tip
Here's a tip: fuck off back to where you came from

>>216607450
insecurities? name them please

>>216607377
>>216607493
I'm also a 1996 queen :)

>>216607457
yes lad love mixing it in with scrambled eggs too. always got a jar of it in

never had a gf, me

probably for the best. I don't think I'd be able to get over it when it ended.

>>216607492
?

>>216607529
ktim

>>216607494
I will say this to the paki who delivers my booze

what do the refugees actually do all day

>>216607533
don't worry x

>>216607489
>>216607450
ever shag her up the arse?

>>216607467
are you the retard that blogs about the escort who wont respond to your messages and you couldnt get a boner so you just sat and talked?

>>216607529
Mental that desu

>>216607194
theyre so cute
alpacas are the cutest

>>216601929 (OP)
>"Look-a-like"
>She looks 55 years old.
>Britbongs getting hot and heavy.
I know white women age out after 25 but come on guys.

>>216607533
increase the birth rate

Do Brits fetishize indians the way West Coasters fetishize asians due to the high density of Chinese and Japanese people in that area?

I remember spending a few weeks in Vancouver last year and when I got home I just wanted to pump asian girls nonstop.

>>216607529
>>216607529
>>216607529

might cop these (unironically)

>>216607569
>>216607569
>>216607569

DUCK AND SALLY INSIDE

>>216607548
Nope but I did put a thumb up once when shagging her from behind

>>216607522
when you weigh it up the feeling in the moment is better than the breakup after. you should at least try it lad

>>216607560
Indians no but I would shag asian (chinese) uni birds rotten.

>>216607596 Yeah?

>>216607560
no one is attracted to indians
not even indians

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>>216607522
>I don't think I'd be able to get over it when it ended.
It's rough, but you manage. I shagged an escort, made it much easier

>>216607304
oh she already has a partner so an intimate relationship is out of the window but when I spend 8 hours a day with her nearly each day of the week it sort of feels like we're a couple and that's good enough

>>216607593
Disagree with this personally, but I'm extremely emotionally sensitive and never really get over anything

NON-DOGSHIT NON-PADDY NEW

>>216607615
>>216607615
>>216607615

>>216607533
Work deliveroo and harassing underage girls when they want to let a little steam off

>>216607308
im 30 and not really
just a massive introvert. would just regret it more if i acted differently and tried to "live" life instead