Thread 216607929

Do you love England?

>>216607929 (OP)
probably a brown shitskin seething about her blue eyes and ginger hair

>>216607990
it was just a joke, you schizophrenic ape

Yes. I want to move to England so bad. I'd love to have an angloid peasant wife like her and live in a nice comfy cottage doing nothing but working on our garden and having hot sweaty breeding sex at night.

Yes
I wish my parents hadn't left

>>216607929 (OP)
Expensive, overpriced, cold, damp, self hating, woke miserable shit little island.

I hate being Angloooooo

>>216608629
Why? Anglos are the human form perfected.

if you're like 100% diaspora English, like your ancestors left in 1650, I wonder how different your genes are from somebody who is 100% English modern day

>>216607929 (OP)
Someone on here called that the Luanne phenotype and it seems about right.

>Do you know how the Amglos first came into being?

They were saxons once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected. My fighting Bri'ishers. Whom do you serve?

>>216608854
>Whom do you serve?

Mountbatten

>>216607929 (OP)
She looks like a character from attack on titan

>>216608986
Anglos have big eyes like anime

>>216609078
She's Burmese though

>>216609163
>green eyes
>burmese

genetically impossible

>>216608034
>>216607990
why are brapzilians so psychotic

>>216607929 (OP)
looks like my mum

>>216608808
kek I can hear her bumpkin accent in my mind

>>216609307
Some women in my family look like mutted this

>>216609201
high testosterone and high intellectual

>>216609201
low testosterone and low intelligence

>>216609163
>muh one drop

Person of colour please

>>216609348
>tfw no qtp2d Southern grillfriend who calls you "Unka Hank"

>>216609570
>do it for her

>>216609348
It was funny how accurate they got that specific variant of white trash. I've know multiple people who look like that. My ex has the same face, dressed the same and had a shitty trailer park family too.

>>216609864
Brittany Murphy did a great job voicing her. For me, it's the softness of her trailer trash accent. But the few times she got mad, it always made me audibly kek:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFYGDCNQLjE

>>216610028
crazy that she, johnny hardwick, and jonathan joss are all dead now

>>216607929 (OP)
I fucking hate it here and I hate being Anglo
I unironically wish everyday I was born in another Euro country and of their ethnicity

>I fucking hate it here and I hate being Anglo
>I unironically wish everyday I was born in another Euro country and of their ethnicity

>>216610119
Not a jeet I just don’t loike it
I want to be a handsome dark haired guy and live in a pretty town by the sea and spend my days drinking coffee in a cafe and doing fuck all. Instead I’m a ginger living in an ugly industrial shithole with constant grey skies and an aversion to eating out anywhere because most cafes where I am are greasy spoon chav joints

>>216610182
blog on

>>216610194
I’ll shove a firework up your bum and watch you ping pong across the sky and eventually explode

>>216607929 (OP)
he got her

>>216610028
I don't know what that specific accent is called but it stretches all the way from Tennessee to California, it's not Texas specific but it's always a certain type or rural/trailer people. My ex is from eastern California and talks like that and my friends mom is from Kansas and sounds like that too.

>>216610630
>I don't know what that specific accent is called but it stretches all the way from Tennessee to California
The Brad Pitt accent, I have it too despite growing up in Minnesota

>>216607929 (OP)
yes
I'm angloboo enough to have shit like this on my shelf :/

>>216607929 (OP)
You literally can’t suffer in the UK

>>216608629
>mfw when a fucking squid

>>216607929 (OP)
Yes. I have a great appreciation for English culture and have always thought of myself as an Anglophile. My favorite aspect of Anglokultur is English folk music. A. L. Lloyd's collection of English drinking songs is awesome, I love John Barleycorn and The Foggy Dew.

>>216611061
this one is kino

>>216609641
The Britons are so damn valid.

>>216609163
so is kate beckinsale

>>216611307
For me, it's High Germany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOkMSrQpkSs

>>216610683
I want to call it a generic rural American accent but I live in Los Angeles and I know people who grew up with it in a "rural" area thats like a 20 minute drive from down town Los Angeles. Everytime I hear Brad Pitt I think of that stupid /tv/ pasta now kek.

>Mistah Pittu, pureeeasu no beato me!

>>216612264
>stupid /tv/ pasta
Which one, there's like four or five related to him lol

>>216611307
>The Foggy Dew
I get that you're referencing the English song, but that's usually just called Foggy Dew or Foggy, Foggy Dew. The Foggy Dew is a very famous Irish war song.

I love England and English history (medieval). I have read a biography on every Anglo-Saxon king. Don't care for the empire and I think modern day England is very grim indeed.

>>216612925
Theres some long one about Brad Pitt beating up Bruce Lee in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and Bruce Lee has a thick Japanese accent. It's long, I thought I had it saved but can't find it.

>>216614345
Yeah I know about Braddu Pittu posting (it was one of the things that hooked me on /tv/ back in the day). There's also the Fury pasta about his haircut and the many, many Fight Club and Inglorious Basterds ones.

>>216611784
So this is why the Celts went extinct o algo

>>216609201
Humidity + heat = crazy and retarded

>>216611784
>ireland
grim

>>216614951
they are not civilised people like we

>>21661349>>216614934

One of the kings of Mercia was a Celt

>>216615689
That’s not really special as most Western Europeans come from the Celts. Brits are actually distinct in that we evolved from Insular Celts while continental Euros like the French were Continental Celts so our genetic differences started early.

>>216607929 (OP)
Built for Big Dane Rape breeding

>>216609641
Top Gear

>>216608707
What this anon said^ We're on top of the food chain my nigga, only behind scheming Ashkenazis anyway

>>216616021
i unironically think frogs are above anglos because they still made a good civilisation at its peak but didnt neglect things like the arts so they had great classical music and architecture when we didn’t

>>216616123
>neglect things like the arts
English literature, and theater makes up for it, while there's no shortage of fantastic Georgian, Victorian, and Edwardian architecture. Music less so, but at least you guys have Holst.

>>216608114
Youre a bit late for that dream friend

>>216608360
It’s this
Last decade has gone full terrible

>>216611157
Unfortunately you can

>>216616739
>holst
literally german

>>216616884
>german
His Dad was a Germano-Swede mix while his Mom was full English. He's straight-up Danelaw/Anglo-Saxon.

>>216616897
doesnt count

>>216607929 (OP)
for a british woman, she is not mid

>>216607929 (OP)
Yes of course <3

>>216613491
>Don't care for the empire
I would think that history more pertinent but otherwise yea

>>216607929 (OP)
absolutely and will take any opportunity to go back!
Sussex is my fav region so far.

>>216607929 (OP)
yeah rosbifs are fine

>>216611784
much much lower because of the pakis and nigs now