Search results for "e4e2582d22c555f8d40894ee0f91c260" in md5 (39)
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:52:45 PM
No.213972326
>sister runs off to magic lala land with some dude
>find out later they got themselves killed, no idea how
>hear they had a child, now have to take care of it
>house, clothe, feed and raise this kid for 11 years
>for better or worse, the kid is part of your family
>suddenly, the magical people want the child
>wishing to protect the child from the same fate as the mother tell him "no"
>wizard thugs begin harassing you
>this goes on for weeks
>try to escape
>they send some giant, bearded enforcer who threatens your family and makes a pig tail grow on your son's ass
>the child is taken away
>next summer the kid comes back
>told you're supposed to take care of him again... or else!
>all sorts of weird shit starts happening
>now living at the mercy of forces you don't understand
>and the Dursleys are supposed to be the villains in this story?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:52:06 PM
No.213935889
>/pol/ get out
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:24:09 AM
No.213898195
>>213889111
>>213892182
>>213892777
try not to make your samefagging obvious retarded jeet
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:06:35 AM
No.213864922
>>213864815
>OP is an obviously indian
>an obviously indian
you're the jeet here esl subhuman
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:47:00 AM
No.213810905
>He should be Indian.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:40:55 PM
No.213670326
>bobby i'm doing having fun and being run through
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:03:31 PM
No.213402431
>Why are generic white guys so fucking repulsive and insufferable?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:07:45 AM
No.213026851
>single Asian character
>name is Ching Chong
>A little bit on the nose don’t you think?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:49:45 AM
No.212618149
>when you're anticipated for a movie
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:48:41 PM
No.212337961
>No sex in Hogwarts? I don't believe
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:35:33 PM
No.212304903
>SAAR U R HAG AND GAY
I love making jeets seethe lel
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:27:57 AM
No.212173001
>NOOOOOO HOW COULD A STUDENT DIE IN A TOURNAMENT WITH FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS AND SIRENS?!?!?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:57:37 PM
No.212146842
>Why didn't bro just hide his horcruxes down on the sea floor?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:36:41 PM
No.212013212
>wtf was her problem??
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:01:34 PM
No.211978875
>No I don't know wtf are inferring here?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:51:20 AM
No.211903749
>Oops, might've been found out, better not blow my cove-
>RAAAAAAAAARGGGHH HISSS FAWTHA *tongue flick*
>brilliant
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:00:50 AM
No.211901692
>What the best Harry Potter move
>Mine Azkaban or chamber
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:51:17 PM
No.211872491
>What went so horribly wrong?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:59:48 AM
No.211855159
>Harry sir, please kindly be taking the seat now, okay? I can teach you how to abuse financial assistance from government and scam people. I can teach you how to migrate your entire family to Hogsmade, fly a broom stick for uber eats, and even shit in the streets. This is not a joke, this is ancient Hogswart outsourcing art
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:06:10 PM
No.211841031
>HEEEEEEEEEEEEERMIONE!!!!! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US ABOUT YOUR TIME TRAVELING DEVICE? YOU COULD HAVE SAVED SO MANY LIVES
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:40:15 PM
No.211839804
>neeely headless nick? how can you be neeeely headless???
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:48:09 AM
No.211807865
>total muggie dea- ACK!
>gets shot by a UK policeman or airstriked by a fighter jet
>The end
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:52:03 AM
No.211771854
>they do not have experience with women to know that not a single woman who is getting fucked good on the regular acts like they do.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:43:49 PM
No.508102452
>It's funny how she gets talked about now like she's some right-wing mastermind just because she drew the line at transsexuals considering for years she was seen as the archetypal smug progressive left-wing celebrity
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:46:35 PM
No.211683329
>'...abra cadabra!'
>Bone chilling
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:26:59 PM
No.211651570
>Reading this just makes me realize that she was the best thing about the Harry Potter series
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:19:11 PM
No.211646152
A girl didn't like me when I was 14
>I'll seethe for 30 years
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:45:34 AM
No.211614932
>Harry Potter reboot
>no actor who looks even remotely like the illustrations of Harry we see in the book
>It's over.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:41:15 AM
No.211609689
>Come up with a name for an autistic character like you’re JK Rowling. I’ll start:
>Tizmo Trainhorn
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:41:00 PM
No.211604731
>Are we never going to talk about this or not??
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:18:13 PM
No.211603814
>Well, that's embarrassing.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:05:17 AM
No.211569785
>>211569714
>reddit self report
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:06:15 PM
No.211506159
>If you were in charge of the new Harry Potter show would you change the plot so that these two end up together?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:58:11 PM
No.211499064
>>211493168
>>211489702
>SAAR "I HATE SAND" IS KINO SAAR
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:02:21 PM
No.211492638
>The great debate
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:51:28 PM
No.211492301
>Platform nine and three quarters?
>You think you're being funny, you little cunt?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:18:39 AM
No.211482531
>THAT'S MY BOYYYYYYY
>Admit it. Goblet of Fire was the best film in the franchise
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:51:07 PM
No.211401046
>Why do people say this is the worst one?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:17:53 AM
No.211393637
>Why do people say this is the worst one?
