Thread 216610193

Operation Saarbarossa edish

on the pixiv getting my wank in

>>216610264
top man, I love pixiv

really big fan of that tranny desu, would fuck her any time
she only lives in manchester, really close. 45 minute train ride.

blog on you say?

ok fine, maybe i will

sucked a poo back up my arse

What if instead of microwaving the bean can, you had a private Indian who would cook them, thus removing the need for a separate container that you can put in the microwave

>>216610286
which one

growing up, so I am

>>216610283
its just impractical
knife and fork is the optimal eating utensil
dont even get me started on the retardation that is chopsticks

>>216610283
Timmy's wife. Best he culd do

>>216610283
imagine this is the bitch in charge of hiring and firing you

>>216610302
An Indian whose sole purpose in life is to cook your beans? And here I thought I was useless

i should have learned by now this is the last place i should scroll when i'm feeling nauseous

>>216610302
Not as fast and covered in poo

arse reeks

been living alone for the past 5ish or so years so haven't eaten a meal with utensils since, dont really see the point

>>216610325
it's nasty too, stains your hands and fingernails but, when you tell them they'll cope about "but wypipo use hands to head sandwiches and chips"

Lads, it's 9/11

>>216610307
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215850780/#215851756
this one

>>216610361
european cringe

>>216610362
cockmogs me by far

Can't log into my outlook anymore coz it keeps saying I've tried too many incorrect logins
but I have my 2fa and recovery email, I've changed the password
just don't get it

The Timmy...

>>216610358
fucking hell get a life

>>216610371
that was actually your reply the first time I posted it

>>216610345
While it is a concern, I'm focused on revolutionising microwave technologies tonight

Watching the final duet from Omori over and over again, streaming my tears out

>>216610348
You been using that new George foreman with patented grill design where the fat (and food) drains directly into your mouth?

>>216610329
best you "culd do" is rotting in your childhood bedroom generating thousands of AI images of your gay/paedophilic fantasies

if you actually like trannies you are a lesser human being beyond saving

>>216610339
>An Indian whose sole purpose in life is to cook your beans? And here I thought I was useless
just get yourself an 'untouchable' caste slave i'm sure they're easy to import

>>216610373
... and his Sri Lankan fiancée
Best Timmy can do in 2025

people from manchester look like that?

>>216610395
ladyboys are alri

Holy f*dge the Uber Eats alcohol order has included an extra bottle of white wine by mistake. KINO!!!

when they're fit like that, yeah they do

wtf!!

>>216610388
close but no, just been using the ole mittens

>>216610373
>>216610398
Katy was otherwise engaged

>>216610398
>>216610373
>They'll never know I'm Bhutanese

odds bed
evens stay up

BHUTANESE PASSPORT

lol

>>216610409
Tomorrows drink sorted, wahey get in lad!

>>216610453
did NOT laugh one bit at this image

announcement: i am smoking weed

SMELL THAT SHIT

>>216610425
Caaw, I thought our Jeets didn't like racebait at least

send them all back

putting creatine in my water bottle by using my hand as a funnel since i dont know how else i could get a full scoop in the small opening

>>216610445
disgrace that they replaced that audio

>>216610476
You have alerted the horse

>>216610491
the racists? yeah I agree

god life is so boring and grim

>>216610492
Roll a piece of paper into a cone bro
t. Ex protein user

>>216610507
he means the currymunch....I mean the pooeaters (almost said a slur there)

>>216610425
funny how you spam about 'timmy' all day when you yourself are a terminal virgin and closeted basket case projecting his jungle fever onto random women and underage girls

le scrandemique

hmm, don't think i'll be opening that one

>>216610541
pointless saying this
he has potent defence mechanisms in place

im that one guy who you invite out once a year and proceeds to moan the entire time and then leaves a few hours early

>>216610515
Kino film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5chO4D4oGsE&list=PLD95FCB34F366D927&index=1

>>216610562
honed from going weeks un-showered

>>216610562
sometimes it gets through
he must be permanently in reminder of what a sad, lonely, desperate little freak he is

https://youtu.be/0HZ7oQmGFEE?si=EFsnB_PSeYpwi4XS

Don't care about the news but what a chune

unironically bought a sex arse off amazon then cancelled it after i spaffed and came to my senses
sort of wish i just commited to it just to see what its like

um

brampton mentioned

>>216610563
same

>>216610578
>Brampton

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>216610592
>after i spaffed and came to my senses
I once wrote an entire erotic story on /b before I came

>>216610514
get yourself a gf lad

*nuzzles you*

>>216610613
lmao, I forgot that's the place in Canada where they all live. It worked out perfectly then

Brampton is now world famous for having the highest density of jeets per square inch outside of India

Would spend good money to slit heatherpaedo’s stomach open and pull out his guts

>>216610613
>Miss! Excuse me, Miss! You dropped you earpods!

they don't make them like they used to (me)

Any ideas of how we reduce the global population of third worlders?
Too fucking many of those cunts

>>216610659
normally they're dropping something else

>>216610679
See OP picrel

>>216610650
Had just clicked off when it cut to a still of his face
HAO
LING

>>216610681
Saarbucks

>>216610681
why do you have this saved

I will provide the bert entertainment throughout the night while the shaggers are asleep.

>>216610679
pooborne melanocyte virus

This is a hatewatch conundrum. I guess I'll hope for a 0-0 draw and plenty of injuries

>>216610650
Kieran Tierney on a mad one

bert

>>216610702
Dance monkey, I SAID DANCE

>>216610699
icl, I hate them as much as the next guy but, that is a bit much

Literally one day into my week off toil and I've already fucked my sleep pattern.
Fasten your seatbelts gentlemen, we're in for a bumpy ride

*I suppose the Curry-ians need to know their place

>>216610699
to catalogue the death of Western civilization.

>>216610752
Based man of letters

>>216610752
Did he die?

tried watching old films but they're shit like

>>216610784
How old

>>216610653
how much would you pay for his address and phone #?

the blues are consuming me so they are

>>216610792
quite old

>>216610792
anything before 1970s

RIP RUBYMONG DEAD

>>216610804
I love Jurassic park

>>216610801
yeah you ain't me pal
you wish you were but you ain't
pipe down

>>216610777
We can only hope anon also there's no audio I wonder why he got punched. I can't tell if his trousers are down past his bollocks because he's influenced by african american culture or if it's because he's a gay pervert that had his underwear out

>>216610777
it matters not, there are 1.4 billion more waiting to replace him and each is identical and equally unremarkable outside of its ability to deplete resources while contributing nothing in return.

>>216610820
will park jurass if you don't pipe down sunshine

>>216610836
>>216610837
aye alright I only asked

>>216610804
If it's in black and white then it's too old.

paella rorke and eh sorry rorke coming out in full force tonight

>>216610842
wahey

>>216610836
>>216610862
a complete and utter lack of self-awareness + refusal to comply with the most basic forms of common decency are usually what cause jeet conflict. combine that with the naturally aggressive tendencies of other groups and you have an ever-growing number of public jeet beatings.

wish carlsberg export lad would shut up and fuck off

>>216610862
Didn't know Canada was that bad, Canadanon would qualify for a veteran's discount here (if our cucked economy allowed them that is)

>>216610842
poo bellowing

>>216610884
hello! :D

guess whos never had sex

>>216610898
We should deport every last one. Not my concern if some are citizens as well. Same for the Chinese.

>>216610905
not a single mention of carlsberg export in this thread
did you post in the wrong thread?

this country is so fucked

>>216610928
rorke... that trim...
DEAD ting

>>216610948
You (and we) need some stern leadership.

Genuinely don't understand why British don't hate indians the same way Canadians and Americans do. They've been infesting your country far longer, how do you guys even cope?

>>216610944
he only mentioned it once but his posting pattern is extremely distinctive, I can tell he's itt being an annoying cunt as usual

>>216610946
enjoying Britain Luka?

>>216610939
we?

if i cant find my keys
how did i get in the house

>>216610971
which are his posts?

*stands in the corner of the gaf and smirks every once in the while*

>>216610968
We must help the motherland at once.

>>216610992
literally all of the attention seeking ones

>>216610968
Have you ever heard of paki bashing

>>216611012
that doesn't exactly narrow it down

>>216610898
>public jeet beatings
sounds like a fun past-time

we used to do something similar here, unfortunately I'm too young to have enjoyed it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paki_(slur)#%22Paki-bashing%22

>>216611028
no but I like the sounds of it
>>216611005
agreed, our anglo brothers cannot be forgotten.

so do we have free will or not? last time i checked i couldnt control the neurons in my brain

i know you wished me dead when i was indisposed
not very nice

>>216611001
bet he's not good at singing

>>216611001
oh he steppin

>>216611071
I was emotional because I thought you'd left for good (real btw)

>>216611051
>polls at the time showed that Powell's anti-immigrant rhetoric held support amongst the majority of the white populace at the time

and yet somehow the (((government))) just ignored the wishes of the majority and kept importing them to drown out their voice.

>>216611073
what's that little lad up to

>>216611092
thats caberge
hes OAMO

>>216611091
Unrelated something similar happened when they changed our flag.

>>216611105
purely a cohencidence i'm sure

Don't care for Inglorious Basterds
It insists upon itself

he was very upset
distraught if you will

Nigger

>>216611134
pure propaganda

>>216611123
I will see this treason dealt with.

>>216611091
that's liberal democracy for you mate

peaceful resolution isn't an option

>>216611165
>>216611134
genuinely cannot enjoy WW2 movies anymore, all I see is anti-German propaganda designed to make me hate whites and sympathize with tinyhatters

>>216611134
same, also django unchained, it's very shallow and pedantic

pooooooooo

>>216611179
This would never happen in Bangladesh

Got a 16 year old wife on CKIII

Abolish the state

>>216611211
Erm no.

being autistic in the 21st century is like being a jew in nazi germany, if not worse

>liberal
>democracy

theocratic monarchy ASAP.

>>216610193 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWGvYwYE4Bk

>>216611199
dubs, you're right, they could actually show why the Nazis were imperialistic dickheads but instead it's always "le nazis suck, tee hee"

>>216611225
Grow up

doing a read. disaster for melchester ngl. should never have gone to basran.

>>216610545
Genuinely how is this still up
Janny asleep at the wheel

>>216611225
true. at least back then you could get away with rape

>>216611199
yeah but inglorious basterds goes way over the top with it
like that scene in the bar where they start shooting at everyone including a bunch of teenage BDM girls, the fuck's that about

9/11 part 2

Mad how Israel did 9/11

>>216611226
i'll settle for a natsoc republic personally

>>216611277
That's him owned

That Napoleon film was quite funny wasn't it

a normal life

9/11 was kino tbqh

Alex Kew. His parents were aliens

>>216611272
mad how this guy (WTC owner) took out a massive property insurance policy a month before 9/11 and also both of his kids who worked in the towers had doctors' appointments that just happened to be the morning the towers fell down

also mad how he got billions in insurance money + sued the government for even more money + his 3rd building also collapsed despite not being hit by debris or the planes and he got paid out for it too

mad mad world lads.

Lovely finlad

>>216611349
that image he made is insane

Don't waste your time on me you're already a voice inside my head

>>216611372
this one? yeah, he's a fucking nutcase
think he's mostly pacified now

>>216611312
Looks like England

>>216611273
CWLTSTC

Would love the opportunity to lick Emma Watson's pooey bumhole clean.

>>216611384
The /who/ schizo isn't finlad, it's someone pretending to be him. They're posting styles are nothing alike.

>>216611384
this and the chef-d'œuvre de heathérmong belong in an art gallery

ragebaiting a jeet on /bhartat/ rn

>>216611410
FOB

Started watching that new splintercell show on netflix, 30 seconds in, ruined by woke.
Not sure why I even hope for anything else

>>216611457
?

still don't know what CWLTSTC means

>>216611457
Thunderbirds are go

>>216611484
urban dictionary down?

>>216611494
yes i'm sure urban dictionary has carly benders phrases defined

euroshopper35penergydrink

Had a panic attack thinking about running into my old school bully

sir Carly bender

>>216611522
hey bitch

>>216611526
not too keen on taking it up the arse again?

Went to eat my dinner earlier, but it was ruined by woke.
Not sure why I even hope for anything else

>>216611526
he probably thinks about you regularly and how he'd like just one chance to apologize for making your life hell

>>216611544
(You) don't get to call me that

>>216610954
D: o-oh... okay... *retreats back into my grotty little hole holding back tears*

>>216611199
I mean they did do a holocaust

I'd also like to lick the little man in the boat and have Emma Watson melt into an orgasmic moaning puddle as I nibble on her gash.

>>216611311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9uL2K5DgkQ
Watch this one if you haven't

>>216611134
I don't like any single tarantino film they're all boring to me, even his most highly rated one Pulp Fiction was boring to me

Mad how I've drank a load of juice and a ramen noodle soup, yet I am still thirsty.
All of that beer earlier clearly dehydrated me more than I thought

can't believe mummy carly is married and pregnant

i actually wrote that definition

>>216611562
hey bitch
>>216611565
hey bitch

>>216611209
Is that East Asia expansion out yet? I heard they're going to expand the map

>>216611605
yeah from me

drunk texted a girl from work and she keeps calling me
too embarrassed to answer
just going to pretend it never happened come monday
memory holed
or hr'd lel

>>216611402
ill send you a postcard

>>216611627
nah you should answer before she gets the chance to escalate at work

>>216611627
>memory holed
kek all problems BTFO

i'm naked lads x

used to think life was shit and grim only to eventually get a grip, career and gf just to realise life actually is just quite shit and grim

>>216611652
what with your bum out and everything
thats gross

>>216611627
i just called to say... i like you

>>216611644
No need. I'm going to Bennington once I finish Sixth Form.

>>216611627
Surely if she is calling you it's because she is interested?
If she wasn't then you'd get no response or a text saying some shit and a HR meeting on monday

>>216611586
>I mean they did do a holocaust

i know you're legally obligated to say that in your country, so i'll let it slide.

>>216611678
UM

>>216611691
howling this is SOOOOO carlybender

>>216610613
thats a man tho

>>216611652
Coooorrr, send u a pic lad
Don't worry, janny is sleeping x

all my carlys and aris are still on my old laptop >.<

Yes, many Reddit users enjoy video game music,
largely because it enhances their connection to the game, evokes nostalgia, and serves as excellent background music for other activities. These users appreciate how the music is crafted to be immersive, often instrumental, and linked to strong memories of playing the games.
Reasons why Reddit users like video game music

Enhanced immersion: Video game music is created to be an integral part of the experience, working alongside visuals and gameplay to create a powerful, multi-sensory experience.
Nostalgia and memory: For many, the music is a direct link to past gaming experiences, allowing them to relive cherished moments and emotions associated with specific games.
Background and focus: Game soundtracks are frequently composed to be effective even when played outside of the game context. They are often instrumental, making them great for listening to while working, studying, or relaxing, without being distracting.
A unique genre: Some users view video game music as its own distinct and unique genre, appreciated for its specific qualities and creative compositions that differ from mainstream music.
Instrumentation and melody: Many people enjoy the strong melodies and harmonies found in game soundtracks, noting that the focus on instrumental composition allows for a different kind of listening experience compared to music with lyrics.

anime

janny clearly in a fucking coma, off topic /pol/ shite everywhere

>>216611714
just get it transferred you fucking gay boy

>>216611730
do you look like that

>>216611421
what did you think about jk rowling bullying her on twitter?

>>216611730
Ay

not reading all that shit mate
what are you fucking doing

>>216611678
>Bennington
looks lovely

>>216611744
...yh (nh)

>>216611652
ummy x

>>216611652
why are pozzies like this

using my computer for the first time in a week, been too anxious to turn it on

>>216611768
Why?

im out of good posts

>>216611768
screamer virus loading in as we speak

>>216611730
>>216611744
she's 10.

The internet is demonic

Going to lie here drunk and listen to Radiohead for a couple of hours

>>216611776
mental elf's been playing up lately like x

>>216611786
A bit old for me

>>216611779
I've been ragebaiting /bharat/ all this time

>>216611786
same tbf

>>216611786
out of 10!

>>216611797
sure it is

im unironically a vegan lads

>>216611795
don'r fink it will get you so you will be ok

>>216611789
4chan is tame
literally filled with autists and socially inept weebs

corr

need to get one of em potatos from spudways

GET IT SAUCED

phwoar

>>216611335
Mad how anyone would even agree to go along with all that
Imagine how the conversation went with him when they pitched the idea

"yeah so we're going to get these goat herders to fly commercial airplanes into those two massive skyscrapers you own in the middle of New York, you in?"

"yeah sounds good"

Mental really

>>216611820
>literally filled with autists and socially inept weebs
still acting like its 2000's era 4chan are we? most posters these days are clearly bad faith normie who are obsessed with politics

>>216611828
you're such an insane poster its crazy

Rorke converting to Catholicism and banging on about demons cos he saw a fedora meme 5 years ago

>>216611838
This. It's grim these days.

>>216611839
um why do you say that?

>>216611335
>>216611827
it is NOT mad and you should both stop discussing this

>>216611591
I WILL NOT I WILL NOT (I am)

tonight's kino lineup is lord of war (2005) and robots (2005), in a bit of a 2005-y kind of mood it seems

Today I have consumed 1000 calories of food and 1500 calories of booze and I am starving

https://youtu.be/bC89AB4YL6g&t=27

>>216611890
holy grim

um

>>216611886
You should watch Minority Report (2002), it's more relevant than ever.

sausage roll in a fry up, where does brit stand?

>>216611838
nu-4chan is just zoomer freaks who heard of this place from tiktok or a creepypasta or some shit

this website used to be filled with really interesting people who at least seemed convincingly intelligent and worldly but now it's just boring tranny zoomers and third worlders

>>216611908
i already report minorities whenever i see them up to no good (which is often)

>>216611908
have you got a licence for that opinion

The scran

clinically insane poster

>>216611916
this is not exactly the worst breach of convention

>>216611916
Put it on a separate plate like toast and I'm in!

>>216611918
oh do bore off unc

>>216611919
erm

UM x

>>216611923
oi i'm sure it's around here somewhere m8

>>216611918
the age profile of this place is older than ever

>>216611916
THE BEANS ARE SPILLING

next little twink to call me an unc is getting his bum shagged

The hell was that. Did Janny wake up

>>216611827
I imagine he was quite used to that sort of conversation

what's mad is to think that those things happen all the time

>>216611886
>lord of war
great stuff, definitely some truth to it

>>216611916
YAY

nappy poo attack!
chubby-wubby attack!

>>216611916
what kind of a shit does this produce later in the day? is it well formed or a ghastly mess?

>>216611986
traditionally eat them when hungover so the state of the poo is already guaranteed to sub-optimal

>>216611986
soft and swift

>>216611986
>what kind of shit does fiber give you

>>216611916
not for me

sausageroll is like a snack

just defeats the purpose putting it in a breakfats

got warned for reporting heathernonce or ziedy
minimod cancer

>>216611926
looks like you salvaged that out me unflushed toilet

>>216612019
what for

>>216611916
>54 days until 2026
>he's still eating meat

>>216612035
"false or misclassified"

>>216612039
didn't get one personally but don't see any deleted posts.

>>216612019
boo hoo nigga stfu

>>216612036
*eats your meat*

>>216612052
i have a very specific taste

Mousey is kicking off on /lit/

>>216611928
ktim

>>216612075
semi related but I still remember exactly where I was when learning what a necrophiliac was

Mad how quickly Charlie Kirk got memory holed

>>216612092
Link it

>>>/lit/24866205
ffs mousey

>>216612110
wonder how quickly his widow got her holes battered by bbc

>>216612113
>>>/lit/24866205

>>216612117
>>216612120
Seems too sentient to be him

>>216612137
sexy

>>216612138
don't think it's actually him tbf, just the wording of it and the complaint is very mousey-esque

>>216607615
>>216607615
>>216607615
>>216607615

I want to ask the pony poster to get flags even if it's cringe behaviour tbqhdesu :S

>>216612137
did the human fuck her
what kind of abominations would that produce

>>216612148
True complaining about pol and r9k and using the word parasite in the same post

>>216612161
Maybe he got chat gpt to clean up the grammar, since it's on the book board

>>216611838
I say this with sincerity, sounds like you described yourself if you're the leftypol kiwi who tends to post here