Thread 216611753

Wario Land 4 edition

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whoa???

>>216611740
White people are literally the only ones to globally abolish slavery and actually fight massive wars to eradicate it. The British Empire outlawed it in 1834 and strictly enforced it throughout the world.

Blacks still engage in slave trading to this day, buying and selling people of all races including other blacks. The 20th and 21st centuries have been a grand experiment demonstrating the immense tolerance and achievements of Europeans and white people in general. Also showcased the mistake of trying to share such advances with lesser groups; it's like handing a typewriter to a porcupine.

there will come an event horizon at which people will realize the error of trying to civilize groups that did not earn it nor deserve it. that will be a grim day for the lesser beings, when their betters finally decide their liquidation is the most merciful act of all.

finna wake unc up

>>216611742
she tried the woke thing, then went in an edgier direction. by "her" i ofc mean her managers, although her eyes would suggest she's gained sentience in recent years.

I need to stop telling people I don't drink or smoke because they assume I think they're pieces of shit for doing it

They're building the world's 6th tallest building in Oklahoma

>>216611854
don't dim your shine because others fear the light brother I've experienced this myself

>>216611854
I had to spend a whole week surrounded by people who drink and smoke a shitload and they do not want to hang with you if you're not doing it to the same degree. I had 2 drinks at the bar and don't smoke, meanwhile guys in their 40s are downing 5-6 drinks in the first hour and going outside to rip a cig (or a joint in some cases) before coming back inside to get even more toasted.

>>216611858
lotta spooky masonic shit in oaklahoma that makes me uneasy

>>216611854
just say " i never really liked it" so they now you're not an addict or religious teetotaler

>>216611753 (OP)
There's this mural of a two marines near the town square of where I grew up, and it's funny to me because it's the first mural I've ever seen containing a white person in it
Both of them are white actually, it's surreal because most murals I've seen are of a black person

I'm drinking alone in my apartment like the unlovable incel freak I am and will always be.

im making couvee then banana bread cause im slaying cunt giiiiirl

>>216611900
you deserve it

>>216611858
It's likely not going to be as a tall as the rendering show it to be. Based on what I read when the stories about this project were first making the rounds, there's a chance it won't even have the tower and will just be the small complex of buildings you can see at the base. The whole thing reeks of money laundering.

>>216611914
Don't say those things

>>216611899
are you sure they're not latinx?

>Mike Smith, best known as Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys, has reportedly been charged with sexual assault.

>The actor was charged in Halifax earlier this month in relation to an alleged 2017 incident, according to the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
It's always the one you expect

>>216611914
No I don't. I used to have friends. I used to have girls who liked me. Then I graduated high school and lost all of my social circles and never recovered. Choosing to become a recluse was easier that rebuilding everything from nothing. I forgotten how to make friends and interact with strangers by now.

Asian countries ranked by how much I wanna fuck their women
1. Vietnam
2. China
3. South Korea
4. Japan
5. Hong Kong
6. Indonesia
7. Thailand
8. Philippines
9. Taiwan
10. Malaysia

god bless the coconut
coconut mik in the pinapple juice with orange juice too fuck im gunna bust

Praying for the shutdown to continue until december

>>216611930
Nope, they look like the white marines straight out of those 80s ads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKQUoykE1g

>>216611956
me? I'd probably go something like
1 korea
2 japan
3 china
and then I'd put all the junglies in the "nope never" pile

>>216611984
Who isn't

>>216611989
they must've died valiantly in service of Israel, be sure to honour their sacrifice with a donation to AIPAC

drinking wine

i got banned from /vg/ can someone post there on my behalf for the next 3 days

>>216611930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3JrnB2R_Qo

lone dude smokin every night on the picnick bench you thing these guys get pissed if you sit with them?

stop responding to the paki

>>216612000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cZ2BUyLgUk

>>216612009
dont make friends with freaks bro

>>216611999
Hey
Be nice, it's a nice mural even if the US armed forces hasn't really done anything in service of America in a long time

Gas stations are all fast food restaurants now

I hate women so much it's actually unreal holy fuck

>>216612037
it's where poors unironically buy their groceries now

>>216612037
Like 9 out of 10 places on nearby doordash are gas stations I truly can't imagine eating that slop

>>216612029
I think the last time America fought for America might've been around 1812

>>216611953
take phenibut

>>216612043
Really? Shit at gas stations is so expensive though, I had to get some shit on a work trip this week and they wanted $4.50 for one of those little cold starbucks coffees. No wonder poor people are poor, dumb fucks blowing all their money at gas stations.

just had a shit sneak up on me out of nowhere and nearly ruined my pants

>>216612064
I may be talking shit lol

Having cabbage soup

i found a foolproof way to quit porn for good

>>216612066
Had this a few weeks ago, little nug slipped out covered in a slimey brown sauce akin to butterscotch pudding. I've taken to calling these surprise turds "Scotch Logs", though my preference is to avoid having them at all.

>>216612050
There was those wars of conquest where we bullied the Spanish Empire for their colonies
It's why we have Puerto Rico

>>216612109
Puerto Rico is just a liability at this point, I don't think that's a net gain honestly. It should be nuked from orbit.

>>216612050
Maine belongs to ME

>>216612125
I wouldn't go that far but I'm not too fond of the place and would rather it be independent
They also speak Spanish incorrectly

puerto rico is pretty cool u can run there if you committed a crime in the normal states

is arc raiders good

>>216612084
jerk off to books?

>>216612163
What is that

>>216612084
Suicide?

Nature is healing

I got called "big guy" today

>>216612190
oh boy the price of funkos is about to go sky high

better stock up boys

PR is a literal paradise tax haven in the tropics. It's begging to be exploited by wypipo but people are too pussy to gentrify and colonize these days

>>216612201
Its already being exploited and gentrified by people looking to avoid taxes pushing out the natives, Puerto Ricans are speaking out against it.

>>216612201
Pooopooo

Face reveal

took an edible eating some mac and cheese

>>216612201
theres multi billion dollar projects happening there all the time its just government red rape thats making it take forever you have these stupid commissions declaring every rotted out silo needs to be treated like its the papal palace and the funds keep magically disappearing

>>216612244
Who cares what Bad Bunneh says

>>216611834
>possible

>>216612260
https://youtu.be/doLMt10ytHY

>>216612254
had mac and cheese at a catered lunch this week, forgot how fucking GOOD it is. used to be a staple childhood food, sad how I just forgot about it and haven't eaten it in a decade.

mac and cheese renaissance coming this winter.

Any OG posters here? CIA, toronto and Clack where u at? Fuck anyone who started posting after 2015

Your are poor, gay and brown! And if you ever posted here after 2019 you wasted your life and very retarded

jason LOL
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762634804182111.webm

>>216612289
>Fuck anyone who started posting after 2015
larping as an oldfag is cringe bro

>>216612274
people who unironically listen to this music should be unironically shoved into a pit and buried alive like swine flu pigs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd1utPjcYFk

>>216612289
>if you ever posted here after 2019 you wasted your life and very retarded
So you?

>>216612252
Who tf is this

Finished the cabbage soup. Now time for mashed potatoes, peas, and kidney beans.

>>216612307
Ummm he's headling the superbowl halftime show

>>216612289
>And if you ever posted here after 2019 you wasted your life and very retarded
True
Closing this tab now

>>216612290
>The Gaytrix

>>216612307
Touch grass

Homos are so new they can't believe ppl posted here back in 2015, literally none of us are left

RIP LMM and QUEENS

>>216612325
>>216612336
get in the pit

>>216611753 (OP)
>me top right after I nut

>>216611753 (OP)
>>216611753 (OP)
Guys I don't feel so good. I'm staying in bed for the next several days. I have a weird cold or something. Some lady at my job was all sneezy yesterday. I think she was patient zero.

Are you guys guys getting comfy? It's getting kind of cold out.

>>216611847
wh*Tes are the reason the world is shit.

give modern medicine to indians, indians go from less than 1/10th of the world to 1/4th

give aid and medicine to africans africans go from 1/20th of the world to 1/4th

save jews who were being punished for their crimes, hand your entire countries out to them and fight and die for their wars

fight against the actual good guys who were slavers and genociders who kept the world in balance (turks, germans and now CHINA)

after the wh*Te genocide, muslims and china should bring back slavery. thank
ALLAH gulf arabs already enslave indians.

i could have 10 indian and 10 black slaves working for me and making me money but instead i need to pay 50% taxes so they can breed

t. türk

im bored nigga

>>216612376
broooo you dumb as hayull :skull:

>>216612048
Women annoy me
That bitch is in her 30s

Guy reminiscing over namefags from a decade ago calling other people losers

Well I'm a goober
I'm a flooper
I'm a midnight pooper

>>216612289
I remember CIA being really boring, idk why people remember him so much

If you had a time machine and you could do two things what's would YOU do?

did elden ring really come out in 2022? i feel like it came out in 2020

>I have not posted here in over half a decade
>I am an original poster
>I am spending 10 mins here on my Saturday while I wait for the 19yr old university girl to get here that I will fuck with my 9 inch penis
Life is okay I guess

How are you newfags (not white?)

>>216612419
Give Hilter indepth history and military tactics of the events of WW2.
Leave a note for myself to buy as much bitcoin as I could when it was sub $0.01 and then hold it until it's worth tens of thousands.

catberg needs to get a life outside of laying on me every time i’m still for more than two seconds

I'm silly :p

>>216612417
Gas yourself, youre from MN or some midwest shithole (for old timesake who are you, you know who I am)

what game should i play

>>216612419
kill chengiz khan
kill christoph coloumb

without chengiz khan middle east would stay strong
without colomb wh*Te race would not discover the new world and today we wouldnt have 2 billion africans 2 billion indians

i would have 100 african and indian slaves working for me all day while i sit on my ass and do nothing. now i have to go to work to pay taxes so more indians can be spawned to do the jewish biddings, all because of wh*Te people who are slaves of the jews


why nutellas in north america are plastic and not in glass? they taste like shit. 1 dollar pasta sauces are in glass jars but 8 dollar nutellas are in plastic i hate these wh*Te ppl

>>216612459
So I kicked him in the head till he was dead HEHEHEHEH

>>216612405
Bodied that freak

>>216612419
>go to the 1888 Colonial Conference
>convince everyone to move ahead with Imperial Federation or have Britain absorb the settler colonies

>>216612459
You ever play caticlismo? Was on that earlier today. Good fun

>>216612419
Tell myself to ask out that girl in 9th grade
Make Bioware rewrite Mass Effect 3

>>216612483
Wait it was in 1887, not 1888

Spot the spifey

>>216612459
Also, I wanted to stream EU5 but I don't have the makings, and I would have made a killing cause all the influencers went retard for some reason and the coverage is still really poor

i'm so bored rn i might actually watch a lil porn to get the blood pumpin

I have so much shit to do and I just can't wake the fuck up and there's a fucking snowstorm going on fuck a fucking duck!!!!! I already drank cups upon cups of coffee and am still feeling sleepy how do you guys WAKE THE FUCK UP thank you

>spent months browsing for homes
>can't find anything affordable
>expand my search range to the suburbs
>find houses like this for $400k CAD

not sure if it's worth the 1 hour daily commute trade off

>>216612498
I didn't know it was wyboy day

Finding out their names are like Cristobal Colon and Giovanni Cabato is so disappointing

>>216612507
just go work in the burbs, man

Certified hood classic
https://youtu.be/ZjODWsHFo5Y

>>216612501
I like the paradox games and I want euv, but ai know for a fact I won't ever devote the time that it needs to it (I never do with any paradox game)

Can I get the basic gestalt on Biscutis and Gravy?
What even is a biscuit?

It looks disgusting but dem southerners love em

>>216612494
>Make Bioware rewrite Mass Effect 3
You mean, stop the leak that made them rewrite ME3.

>>216612507
Why isn't the whole house made of bricks

>>216612492
looks interesting, downloading now

>>216612524
none of that house is made out of bricks

>>216612517
I don't know thank you

>>216612507
>buy an affordable house with a 1 hour commute to work
>get a motorcycle
>now the long commute is a good thing
It's really that simple

>>216612531
Then do not purchase it.

>>216612536
brick houses suck in cold weather...

>>216612517
It's a fluffy kind of bread, like pasties but fluffier. Bisquets and gravy is delicious

white pipo should just live with their parents like us brown pipo

I like chicken fried steak and gravy

>>216612514
give it a year. give it two.

>>216612553
hey, me too!

>>216612539
Install some heating

You dont even know who Plafer is you retard

if you are in canada just go on welfare and you don't have to work. i met a lot of real wh*Te canadian leftists all of whom got disability stuff from the doctors by just fake crying weeing about being autistic.
they get 1900 dollars a month doing nothing. you can do online surveys and earn additional 200 dollars, donate plasma and get another 440. literally doing nothing but going out to donate plasma twice a week (you already go out to do grocery hauls).
it is enough to cover rent and food and live a comfortable life.
and if you ever get bored and want some money, get some credit cards and max them out to get yourself some clothes, a brand new gaming pc and other things then default on them say you gambled away your money. they can't touch your welfare, and they won't touch your plasma money. you credit resets in 7 years so you can do it once every seven years.

with this you can retire at 18 years old, get a brand new wardrobe and gaming pc every 7 years.

>but i need more money saaar

for what?

>i want to get laidd saar

people on welfare get laid waay more than workcels. welfare leeching wh*Te leftists are primary driver of wh*Te population growth in canada, not wagecuck conservacucks

>>216612542
in the UK gravy is brown

>>216612563
erm lil buddy? you think there's a reason why nearly all houses in Canada, Northern US and Scandanavia are built out of wood?

>>216612517
disgusting black people food

>>216612578
There are more than one kind of gravy. The gracy you get with bisquets and gravy is sausage gravy

>>216612517
American biscuits are usually savory. They're sort of like little rolls or bready pastries baked with butter added to a dough that often contains buttermilk. The gravy is usually made with sausage. It's a stereotypically Southern breakfast/brunch dish that foreigners seem to be grossed out by.

>>216612559
>Hey, what's that?
>What?
>That looks like the the way to your momma's house!
>I hope this ain't another babysitting job!

>>216612580
We're a bit lazy. Nothing good ol bricks can't solve.

buceta loira

>>216612602
nah you're just retarded and don't understand basic insulation dynamics.

>>216612620
Rude.

>>216612637
but also fair.

I'd like a brick house but building every house out of bricks is simply unrealistic

>>216612620
I have a phD in materials engineering and I did coursework in fluid mechanics and strength of materials I'm literally fucking Mcgyver motherfucker my IQ is as big as my fucking dick

>>216612616
cazzata Malanga

what about Dolly Farton and she just has big tits and guys fart all over them

I just want to move to some prefab home in the woods of the pnw so bad, I need a remote job so I can just live in the middle of nowhere

>>216612647
blond pička
I didn't realize slovene was similar to german you guys are fucking germanic

>>216612648
er isn't that the same as it is now?

>>216612648
those weren't real bruh

Well at least make the houses PRETTY. Or not BORING.

this shit actually goes so hard tho

>>216612659
pička is a serbocroatism
pizda is really real Slovenian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAeeJ9nJoac

brick houses can look cool but they're simply far more expensive than wood houses, which raises the cost of housing.

anyways I like wood homes better, they're far more cozy in northern climates.

Brad Pitt could've probably shit in a girl's pussy if he just asked her, guy basically owned the world in the 1990s

>>216612672
i think squid game sucks

houses suck apartments are much better

working internet and plumbing
better insulation
cheaper
you can just move out and dont lose much money

it takes a special idiot to buy land and house in a country like Canada where its rapidly degrading. it is obvious houses will lose money as place turns into little india. boomers will die, immigration will be cut and homeowners will lose shitton of money. its literally worst time to buy.

>>216612689
think he coulda grabbed her by the pussy?

>>216612673
i don't have slovenian dna but niggas keep saying i look eastern european

>>216612654
I'm saving up to do this exactly. I already live in washington but I just need to wait a bit before I sell my house and get 5 acres in the woods somewhere

>>216612718
dude was double-fisting pussy for 2 decades

would you say its a vibe?

>>216612689
Is it True Romance where Brad Pitt is a stoner and a mobster goon James Gandolfini visits him and politely asks him where Nick Cage is? Great scene, the genesis of the Sopranos.

>>216612706
my internet and plumbing work fine
blatantly not true
true but enjoy your tiny shitpartment
I gained money on my house

sounds like a skill issue, jeet.

>>216612689
Remember when he beat his wife and no one cared?

>>216612689
>implying he hasn't

>>216612769
I don't think he's j*wish enough for that

>>216612738
Yeah he's had quite a run, I really liked him in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood too
>>216612759
No one cares if they were asking for it, even other women understand

>>216612802
NOW I RESPECTU MUHAMMAD AREE, I REARRY DO

I hate what I am

>>216612802
Angelina Jolie is a saint

>>216612812
a leaf?

Doin ya mom

>>216612816
RESPECT FOR THE MAN IN THE ICECREAM VAN
EVERYBODY TIE YOUR SHOES YEAH

>>216612818
Yeah, after Brad put her back in her place.

>>216612818
The movie where she's some sort of paradropping paramedic or whatever and CIA Batman guy is an oddball hitman of a pair like in that old Bond movie fucking slaps

>this guy walks up and slaps your girl's ass

How do you respond?

>>216612908
he wouldn't do that in the first place. silly question

>>216612908
I go and binge their videos every few months, they've gotten in to really cringe sex humor the last few years but their videos are still incredibly comfy

Canadians themselves are not unlike their Canadian goose. They are both cute, family oriented, orderly, clean, defensive of the ones they love, friendly once you get to know them

>>216612926
they also wobble their heads and eat rice off the floor with their fingers, go figure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qysUfuoW1jg&list=RDqysUfuoW1jg&start_radio=1

In the 1980s you could call a black person the N-word to their face and everyone would just laugh it off. It was acceptable in the 80s.

Tell me some other things that were acceptable in the 1980s.

>>216612944
they both also hiss a lot

fell asleep wit the mf laptop on my arm and the bitch gave me 2nd degree burns

>>216612948
I piss a lot

>>216612956
Kwab

im back

Too fat
Too strong

>>216612908
My sister loves these fags

>>216612948
this week I encountered 5 Indians seeking entry into this country before the administrative building and one of them bobbed their head upon seeing me. I had no idea what he meant by that. I looked it up on wiki and it said it wasn't anything hostile, that is was a positive reaction. I do have long hair and wear sweaters that are not exactly loud but they are groovy, like a chainsaw unto a stump of a hand.

farts so heavy they give you lower back pain, that's what i wish upon my enemies

>>216612908
i punch him so hard my fist pierces straight through his soft millennial soy boy skull killing him instantly

>>216613026
that's surely an indicator of more serious health issues

anyone want to watch me play banjo tootie

Yo them slices is mad big

>>216613029
what if he brings the whole squad with him?

in America beer goes in the asshole

leafjeets come out of nowhere just to hate

Need parentsteins to go to sleep so I can make food

>>216613060
https://youtu.be/Zc-5IIQ-l14?si=eAHcq2Lzlursj1D2

>>216612947
You could date a girl under 18 and no one batted an eye

shit fuck ass piss aids

it's 4 o' clock. What's more gothic than that? All those trendy zoomer girls would shit themselves on a foggy Slovenian late night. BLEH!

>>216613107
now this might be controversial but I would have sex with her thighs

>>216613129
this but also her calves and also hamstrings

Millennials have these guys but do zoomers have anyone quite so iconic to rep their gen?

>>216613129
I'd like to have sex with your thighs

neighbors are partying desu

Monday tomorrow

>>216613162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQQbjpomexo

At a wedding in a country club
I want to go home already

>>216613182
I have never worn a tie in my entire life

>>216613162
Invite yourself over

I'm a slave

is hallmark anon here?

Really not a fan of the presence of normalfags within these holy walls.

>>216613204
Why is pepe not wearing any pants? Is he about to do something bad and fail NNN?

>>216613182
are you directly related to the betrothed or is it just some distant obligation?

should i watch this?

>>216613225
Bride is my wife’s cousin so distant obligation I’d say

>>216613194
I have to wear a god damn tux

>>216613227
that makes Melissa Gilbert movies seem like high art just going by the cover

>>216613227
Yes

>>216613241
she's gonna be extra horny tonight so you should at least get some ass out of it

>>216613248
Actually it’s the Castlewood in Pleasanton

>>216613261
alright. here we go..........

Quantum Fluctuations

>>216613107
I wish I was the sidewalk

>>216613266
Ha, my plan worked like a charm. I'll be seeing you shortly Anon.

>JARVIS, book me a flight from Ontario to California right away

>>216613266
Look at those tight asses

>Shelby Oaks is on the Russian streaming site
>the only available version is a Russian one
>the quality is pretty good
>it's only 79 minutes long
>check IMBD
>apparently Russian censors cut 12 minutes of footage out of the movie
FUCK

I desperately need to escape wage slavery *does nothing*

>>216613308
just learn to torrent dumbass

>>216613309
I desperately need to sex your mother *does it*

>>216613312
I torrent everything, but there are only cams yet

>>216613309
I desperately need to start wage slavery *does nothing*

She looks like a fish monster from the depths

They are not going to take this lying down. Sydney Sweeny WILL apologize because she enjoys having a bank account and a telephone. Left's friends in the next administration will argue it's a civil rights matter to protect black lives by unplugging her from every mechanism of modern life until she apologizes

>>216613320
5got image

>>216613326
taking it up the ass is the only thing the left is good for anymore, they'll take this beating and every one that follows and they'll be good little bitches about it.

the age of the shitlib is over. the age of the CHUD is now.

good miniseries that were released this year
>Dope Thief
>The Last Frontier
>Untamed
>Task
the movies may suck, but the streamslop delivers!

let's say for the sake of argument that it IS miller time

Oldtroons are really eating the Sydney Sweeney thing up

also, both Dope Thief and Task were about a gang of plebs robbing trap houses in Philadelphia. What're the odds?

wait so why did hitting the garbage can smoke her engine?

sydneymaxxing, the more people enjoy her laissez-faire attitude to SJW bullshit the more her power level grows and libtards sink into obscurity.

>>216613375
I still can't believe top left is a real picture

Surfing and Skateboarding are the most hardcore hobbies

>>216613388
she mogs busted roastie foids on every level and they know it.

I understand how you're supposed to tell if a woman's interest is romantic. Because I know men and women who talk all the time at work but they aren't dating or seem to be trying to date

>>216613375
too much ass

Sydney is the queen of cum

I enjoy slop

>>216613392
no its caving by a lot

>>216613404
shut up you goddamn faggot

>>216613392
>kiting, canyoning, freestyle climbing
Slovenia is full of hardcore sports enthusiasts
not me tho

cum sex
penis
creampies

>>216613428
nobody ever says cum sex
get real, buddy

>>216613442
sex cum!

Grim thread, let's pick it up

>>216611753 (OP)
Idk why but some weird glitch has occurred at work to where no calls get routed to me. This means I'm getting a full shift where I don't have to do anything. 12 hours of freedom. Truly it's my lucky day. I wasn't even gonna say anything but 1 of my coworkers sitting nearby noticed I'm not getting calls and snitched. But thankfully they still haven't been able to fix it and it's a Saturday so the people who can troubleshoot it are all gone for the weekend. Around midnight I'll ask if they wanna just give me the shift off and use vacation hours.

I never feel lonely until it starts to seem possible that I have a chance

>>216613448
>ai slop
grim

>>216613451
same

>>216613428
all of it gay

>>216613451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYsMIDKeMCI

>>216613154
All these motherfuckers do is eat garbage and talk shit.

I make good posts all the time and do a lot of the heavy lifting, which is ironic since most of you weigh more than my car.

>>216613466
4U

>>216613107
For me it's still Taylor. other one is just too much of a womanlet and weird looking

I get smiles at the thought of you

I miiiiiiight have fried my brain from gooning. So that's pretty awkward....

Vicious heartburn... BETTER MAKE A FUCKING MAI TAI!
Anyone else in here self-destructively stupid?

>>216613458
>>216613489
>Vicious heartburn... BETTER MAKE A FUCKING MAI TAI!
>Anyone else in here self-destructively stupid?
No, next question

>>216613472
If any of you weigh more than this guy's Nissan Versa, please contact me. I have a job for you... (a blowjob)

HOW MANY SMILES PER GALLON

>you will never be as hardcore as a skater that grows out his hair as a fuck you to jewish capitalism

it's over, I go wageslaving on Monday

>>216613497
Have you ever had a dream where you're eating noodles and when you wake up, it's your tapeworms trying to escape the wrong way?

>>216613488
I fried my brain through a deliberate and ordered regimen of drink and drugs over 20 years. But yourself, you are just being oversentimental!

My legs are cold

>>216613510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0eFx5a-FMg&list=RDb0eFx5a-FMg&start_radio=1

I'm horny as fuck
post bitches with big titties

>>216613519
Judge not lest you walk a mile in the average gooner's shoes

>>216613527
yeah, this song deserves its' title

>>216613525
Would you like a blanket? Maybe some pants? Get your hands off your junk, I can hear the chafing from here.

>>216613542
I spend most of every day gooning. Who do I think I am St. Francis of Assisi?

>>216613539
she has tiny titties tho

Duff is MILFmaxxxing

road cycling is the most hardcore sport

>>216613563
I apologize I wasn't familiar with your game kind stranger. Have some gold while youre at it! xP

I watched Rachel Sennot's show. It was exactly like Girls, maybe a bit less expansive. I loved Girls back then, but I was young then and now I'm tired of other people. Fuck other people. What have they ever done for me?

>>216613582
I haven't done it in awhile but I used to be an avid cyclist

Stool hoarding is objectively the most extreme sport and has the highest fatality rate.

>>216613564
okay don't post anything then

>>216613609
demonic

>>216613609
ok sounds good

>>216613521
>>216613521
>>216613521
new

>>216613607
Jesus...I got 'em all!

any ohioians voting for vivek

>>216613600
why did you stop? nice bike anon

>>216613468
Thanks

>>216613516
Looks like Stavros

>>216613401
I meant to say I DONT understand