Thread 216638265

If an Italian ever tries to tell you your pasta is wrong because that'sa not how la nonna make it please just remember that they think it's ok to put chips on pizza. Enough said

Why wouldn't it be okay?

>>216638423
But if I were the one posting a normal looking pizza you'd be seething, hypocrite

>>216638474
>Brazilian normal pizza

>>216638510
I bet you feel pretty TIRED about threads like that one

dont worry Brazilians i WILL eat your pizza

>>216638265 (OP)
>>216638423
And they freak out about pineapple

>>216638265 (OP)
That sounds based tho

>>216638712
It's called having SOUL, Pekka. Every culture should have one thing they hate without good reason. It's like you hating on people going into the sauna with towels.

>>216638423
true american, pizza and fries
just gotta make the base a burger pizza and add some ice cream to it

>>216638265 (OP)

If it had fish fingers, you wouldn't complain.

Pizza britannica: pizza dough, pizza sauce, mozzarella, potatoes, fish fingers, olives


Your mouth's watering at the idea.

>>216638790
The only reason you'd wear a towel is if you've got a small penis and are trying to hide it.

>>216638265 (OP)
>tfw no Italian gf

>>216638423
Might as well put a fucking hotdog on it you americanised ape

>>216638265 (OP)
An average Dominos in Idaho makes better pizza than the entire country of Italy

>>216638265 (OP)
>remember that they think it's ok to put chips on pizza
Where are the chips? I only see fries

VGH THE SOVL OF AUTHENTIC ITALIAN PIZZA

>>216638265 (OP)
Shit I'd eat that looks good

>>216640334
Portami il rastrello.
Me ne occuperò io stesso.

>>216638265 (OP)
If Italians think it's okay to put chips on pizza, that makes it canon
So there's absolutely nothing wrong with that since they are the ones who define how a pizza should be made

>>216640473
Some of them put hardboiled eggs in lasagne.
They're not to be trusted.

>>216638265 (OP)
its impossible to fuck up pasta
just throw it in the hot water, thats all there is to it

who cares, do what you want